Brendan Schaub Finally Quits Comedy

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  • @JohnDoe-pc9qf
    @JohnDoe-pc9qf 4 месяца назад +3775

    The funniest shit ever is Amazon Prime had his comedy special listed under the horror genre for a full year. True story.

    • @TheMillieSmalls
      @TheMillieSmalls 4 месяца назад +322

      Omfg. Someone behind the scenes over there is a homeless cat. Thats hilarious in inny facet

    • @Toxodos
      @Toxodos 4 месяца назад +81

      lmao who needs punchlines if you are one

    • @AlmostAndre777
      @AlmostAndre777 4 месяца назад +14

      😂😅😂😅

    • @unvaccinated6467
      @unvaccinated6467 4 месяца назад +72

      That's funnier than any of his jokes

    • @TheDailyWisecrack
      @TheDailyWisecrack 4 месяца назад +27

      There is no way lol😂😂

  • @vangoghsseveredear
    @vangoghsseveredear 4 месяца назад +2207

    Joe telling Bapa to do comedy and then not let him do a set at his venue is so funny.

    • @bigthetruth2995
      @bigthetruth2995 4 месяца назад +192

      That was a dick move

    • @Faz15-qu2jn
      @Faz15-qu2jn 4 месяца назад +67

      @@bigthetruth2995nah, it's like creating a team and leaving the weak link out. Too many good comedians to fill the stage there.

    • @ANTIStraussian
      @ANTIStraussian 4 месяца назад +235

      ​@@bigthetruth2995mothership sold out for 2 years into the future. So you would basically buy tickets for a day and show up and a random comedian would walk out.
      If I waited 7 months, flew to Austin, ubered from the hotel room and Schaub walked out I'd be furious.

    • @danle7022
      @danle7022 4 месяца назад +16

      rogan got that dawg

    • @ls_812
      @ls_812 4 месяца назад

      ​@@bigthetruth2995a dick move would be to pump his head full of more shit and let him get up there! Joe is being a real friend by keeping him from getting his head beat in and UFC which he wasn't quite as that level.

  • @King_JappyJoe
    @King_JappyJoe 4 месяца назад +187

    I honestly can't believe Rogan blackballed one of his "best friends" from his own club 😂😂😂

    • @Pastymeathead
      @Pastymeathead 4 месяца назад +9

      Such a great friend, B. Some would the bestest

    • @LosingTeeth
      @LosingTeeth 4 месяца назад +10

      maybe Joe actually is a comedian b/c that is hilarious

    • @DiviAugusti
      @DiviAugusti 4 месяца назад +8

      Especially one he convinced to do standup.

    • @itsv1p3r
      @itsv1p3r 4 месяца назад +19

      @@DiviAugustiespecially since joe isnt exactly leagues ahead of brendan when it comes to comedy.

    • @deadlifefr
      @deadlifefr 4 месяца назад +4

      @@itsv1p3r he kind of is. Despite him having poor delivery with bland and witless jokes atleast he can be funny. Schaubs standup is just painful to watch.

  • @burkhartlaw1
    @burkhartlaw1 4 месяца назад +183

    “I’ve been hustling for 12 years now.”
    Brother, I have terrible news for you. I have been busting my ass for 23 years with no end in sight.

    • @Pastymeathead
      @Pastymeathead 4 месяца назад +18

      Hustling for 12 years… lmfao. Meanwhile his rich dad pays for everything. It doesn’t matter if he fails; he has a golden safety net. Bapa can be a quitter because there’s no consequences. He doesn’t have to worry about being homeless or not being able to pay bills. Such a rough life of dark web Addies, baddies, and clout chasing. It’s gotta be rough for him🙄

    • @johnolmos8670
      @johnolmos8670 4 месяца назад +5

      Yeah all the rich kids get to do whatever they want with their lives

    • @Rich_P_Anya
      @Rich_P_Anya 4 месяца назад

      I was thinking the exact thing.

    • @joshpowell4795
      @joshpowell4795 4 месяца назад +3

      @@johnolmos8670make something for yourself and stop making excuses brother, your life is shit because you continue to live the same life everyday👍🏼

    • @johnolmos8670
      @johnolmos8670 4 месяца назад

      @@joshpowell4795 bullshit you can work as hard as you want but your boss will be a rich kid that had everything handed to them. Trust me I work full time at a very strenuous job. The system is set up to keep you poor and consuming so those in power are getting richer off of your efforts. If you say no then you are the one in power extorting those under you.

  • @CH3FFI3
    @CH3FFI3 4 месяца назад +879

    Katt Williams claims another scalp.

    • @Just.Arguing
      @Just.Arguing 4 месяца назад +49

      This was gonna happen anyway let's be real

    • @tomrutter1637
      @tomrutter1637 4 месяца назад +36

      Year of the Katt

    • @ANTIStraussian
      @ANTIStraussian 4 месяца назад +29

      Katt wasn't talking about me he meant the other guys ❌️
      Katt wasn't talking about me I'm just on there as a UFC guy not a Comedian ✅️

    • @r.rodriguez4991
      @r.rodriguez4991 4 месяца назад +25

      ​@@Just.ArguingSeriously. People are starting to think Katt is Jesus.

    • @CannibalOx99
      @CannibalOx99 4 месяца назад

      ​@@r.rodriguez4991For real 😂

  • @spence008
    @spence008 4 месяца назад +839

    i think brenda would be like 43% funnier if only he made fun of himself and didn't take himself so seriously

    • @dangusmomangus3003
      @dangusmomangus3003 4 месяца назад +99

      this is why athletes have a hard time being truely funny. they are conditioned to think they are the shit constantly.

    • @Taylor-tb8wz
      @Taylor-tb8wz 4 месяца назад +23

      @@dangusmomangus3003 Kinda off subject but it’s the same with military. You’re told that you’re “the 1%” and have to take everything seriously.
      So hard to snap out of it and act like a normal human being again after. I see all the vets on yt taking themselves way too seriously and then realize that I’m probably the same and that I enjoyed life way more before joining. I feel like I’m actively trying hard to not try.

    • @alejandroman187
      @alejandroman187 4 месяца назад +6

      True. I saw a show at the comedy store in 2016 Rogan, Callen, Bravo, Delia and Schaub where there. He was alright and people in crowd were into his set.

    • @OG-uq9yb
      @OG-uq9yb 4 месяца назад

      @@dangusmomangus3003I also agree. Some folks need a reality check

    • @OG-uq9yb
      @OG-uq9yb 4 месяца назад +2

      Yeah he’s got a big ego and very little understanding about comedy. You can’t just go up on stage and be funny. There’s a lot of work involved. The brainstorming, the writing and the delivery and bombing a LOT.

  • @DayMedia1990
    @DayMedia1990 4 месяца назад +34

    He very clearly didn't say he was done with stand up.

    • @GluedBarstool
      @GluedBarstool 3 месяца назад +2

      Lmao yeah what the fuck. He just said he’s not going to travel outside of Cali for standup for now Never once said he’s quitting 😂

    • @reforcedrs
      @reforcedrs 2 месяца назад

      he been canceling shows & doing no type of traction. why tf would he stay in stand up lol

    • @DayMedia1990
      @DayMedia1990 2 месяца назад

      @@reforcedrs Cause he likes it. He came in the game hot because of his podcast and he's cooled off. He was at a higher level then he deserved to be at. Does that mean he should quit?

  • @mnemonichotpocket
    @mnemonichotpocket 4 месяца назад +25

    "Walg mi to muh trugg" - Schaub
    Never forget.

    • @lawnside82
      @lawnside82 3 месяца назад +4

      Diceyyyyyyy - also schaub

    • @jimmybags6598
      @jimmybags6598 3 месяца назад +2

      @@lawnside82 some would say the diciest

    • @lawnside82
      @lawnside82 3 месяца назад +1

      @@jimmybags6598 thiccccc boy 🤣

    • @HCG
      @HCG 2 месяца назад +2

      TRUGG WALG

    • @mnemonichotpocket
      @mnemonichotpocket 2 месяца назад

      It's like he stole that line "Suck me beautiful" from American Pie, but he Schaubified it to "Wan walg mi tuh mi trugg?"

  • @Indybone
    @Indybone 4 месяца назад +685

    That’s some dicey, dicey news. RIP to the GOAT

    • @FirstUsername
      @FirstUsername 4 месяца назад +5

      watch the video before leaving a dumb comment

    • @Flipindabird23
      @Flipindabird23 4 месяца назад +29

      I actually started saying “dicey dicey” unironically. I kind of don’t hate it

    • @connerturley110
      @connerturley110 4 месяца назад +25

      ​@@FirstUsername Bro 💀

    • @DMVGREY
      @DMVGREY 4 месяца назад +14

      ​@@FirstUsernameyou have a drake pfp

    • @b14ker14
      @b14ker14 4 месяца назад +2

      Way to remove my comment pssy flakes

  • @germcrazyshokoff3623
    @germcrazyshokoff3623 4 месяца назад +682

    Retiring at the top is overrated. Funny.

    • @hunter12555
      @hunter12555 4 месяца назад +11

      2 lazy is hilarious with the sarcasm lmao

    • @michaelturley3457
      @michaelturley3457 4 месяца назад +2

      Who y’all think has the worst comedian champ belt now? Two way tie for me with Andrew Schulz and Bert.

    • @vinnievega9843
      @vinnievega9843 4 месяца назад

      ​@michaelturley3457 throw Tom in there

    • @dogecoin1692
      @dogecoin1692 4 месяца назад

      It’s honestly sad. He did his specials way to early. I’ve seen multiple comedians say it takes 10-15 years for a comedian to get good. He jus thumped the gun and let himself look like a fool. Even worse, rather then just work hard at it for years, he’s just gonna give up

    • @DHGxMcFlurry
      @DHGxMcFlurry 4 месяца назад

      @@michaelturley3457 Schulz at least says different things. Bert repeats the same stories over and over

  • @GrantWood.
    @GrantWood. 4 месяца назад +15

    Brendan is an unappreciated genius - he’s made a career being so bad at comedy that it’s hilarious.

    • @davozz2201
      @davozz2201 4 месяца назад +3

      He’s “The Room” of standup comedy !! 😂

  • @blakemarkowski3794
    @blakemarkowski3794 4 месяца назад +1

    Brother shout out to you because I stg you upload at such a nice consistent pace I always listen during work

  • @Tattootin
    @Tattootin 4 месяца назад +364

    wtf are we gonna talk about now? I’m counting the days till Tom gets caught for being a serial killer, but I can see it in his eyes… he won’t be caught for a while. Shucks…

    • @E4T4
      @E4T4 4 месяца назад +48

      he'll divorce with his wife soon probably if nothing else comes up

    • @afriendorfoe
      @afriendorfoe 4 месяца назад +31

      ​@@E4T4 honestly I think him and Christina will divorce. She's been kind of dropping how he's not really home at all with his kids.

    • @E4T4
      @E4T4 4 месяца назад

      @@afriendorfoe damn thats fucked up. when I first started hearing abt Tom I thought he was a nice funny guy but in reality hes a piece of shit and probably only cares about himself at this point

    • @darktirkd7395
      @darktirkd7395 4 месяца назад

      @@afriendorfoe he has pretty blatant about his side-chick. I think someone will rub it in her face until she has had enough

    • @ANTIStraussian
      @ANTIStraussian 4 месяца назад

      Tune Town

  • @DobbyTheGamer
    @DobbyTheGamer 4 месяца назад +330

    "Our last line of defense lost a member" LMAOOOOO 😂

    • @SmokeymcJoint420
      @SmokeymcJoint420 4 месяца назад +15

      Only 999 left.

    • @mateah83
      @mateah83 4 месяца назад

      meaning freedom of speech will be that much harder to defend hence why it is a sad day that we lost one of our last line of defense, i bet theres not one eye dry left in the comments.from laughing@@SmokeymcJoint420

    • @DiviAugusti
      @DiviAugusti 4 месяца назад +6

      Most epic opening for one of these.

    • @gustavthegreat2811
      @gustavthegreat2811 4 месяца назад +3

      2Lazy is getting better and better

    • @beerus101
      @beerus101 4 месяца назад +1

      What a blow!

  • @URLforme
    @URLforme 4 месяца назад +14

    "The last line of defense" is becoming funnier and funnier 😂

  • @brandonlanier8599
    @brandonlanier8599 4 месяца назад +1

    Really enjoying your content dude keep up the good work.

  • @Mitch189022
    @Mitch189022 4 месяца назад +1034

    The balls on rogan to critique someone else’s comedy

    • @LeastWantedOfficial
      @LeastWantedOfficial 4 месяца назад +112

      He’s so much better at podcasting.. stand up not so much

    • @TheBrandonDawson
      @TheBrandonDawson 4 месяца назад

      Never understood the dickriding for his podcast either. A podcast is one of the least skill demanding things imaginable.

    • @tunelowplayslow5623
      @tunelowplayslow5623 4 месяца назад +47

      Was* ​@@LeastWantedOfficial

    • @diddlez2
      @diddlez2 4 месяца назад +161

      He's so lucky he got into podcasting so early on because thats the only reason he sells tickets. His standup is just a step above Brendan's.

    • @michaelweems679
      @michaelweems679 4 месяца назад +90

      Joe's standup is not funny. At all.

  • @gabepleasepls1970
    @gabepleasepls1970 4 месяца назад +309

    The day laughter came back

    • @user-to9lk8ix6h
      @user-to9lk8ix6h 4 месяца назад

      Does anybody remember laughter?

    • @bap9416
      @bap9416 4 месяца назад +1

      There’s a lot more that have to go for that

    • @redlightmax
      @redlightmax 4 месяца назад

      0:10 The day the laughter lived.

    • @mrjuanderfuI
      @mrjuanderfuI 4 месяца назад

      Good movie title

  • @deftones8717
    @deftones8717 4 месяца назад +6

    “Our last line of defense lost a member.” hahaha

  • @rhysmorgan9049
    @rhysmorgan9049 3 месяца назад +6

    The fact he thought he’d sell tickets in the UK is bold to say the least

    • @pi8-yr6ct
      @pi8-yr6ct 3 месяца назад

      boris johnson is hard to compete with

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 3 месяца назад

      His mother is English 😂

  • @OtisMoto
    @OtisMoto 4 месяца назад +151

    He will now try his hand at astrophysics.

    • @ModMax69
      @ModMax69 4 месяца назад +10

      asshol3 fistics

    • @Dziaji
      @Dziaji 4 месяца назад +3

      How did you come up with asshole fistics. Too funny. Lol

    • @CRFLAus
      @CRFLAus 4 месяца назад +3

      Talmbout Neil The Grass Tyson b?

    • @dicksuckley8102
      @dicksuckley8102 4 месяца назад

      @@ModMax69nice 😂

    • @GorgeouslyStupidThing
      @GorgeouslyStupidThing 4 месяца назад +1

      The Forest Gumptiness he has will probably make him think it's possible. Katt was for sure right about a bunch of nunces around Joe. And, Joe's one of 'em.

  • @IbrahimMuhammad_114
    @IbrahimMuhammad_114 4 месяца назад +307

    Passing the torch to tom segura

    • @CSorgini
      @CSorgini 4 месяца назад +30

      Ya know Other than the slight narcisism tom isnt THAT bad, bert however…

    • @Duledule24422
      @Duledule24422 4 месяца назад +32

      @@CSorginiBert would fart on the torch

    • @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns
      @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns 4 месяца назад +25

      Tom's shiddyness is only recent. Bert has been a lifelong pro.

    • @IbrahimMuhammad_114
      @IbrahimMuhammad_114 4 месяца назад +11

      @@CSorginitom is pretty unfunny like never once even thought anything he said was funny, let alone laugh

    • @LK-em1bv
      @LK-em1bv 4 месяца назад +9

      They both suck but in different ways

  • @jimmymetal713
    @jimmymetal713 4 месяца назад +2

    Congrats on the 200k+ subs, you have more subs than some comedians podcast. This is not an easy task! Again congrats 🎉

  • @sluhgo
    @sluhgo 4 месяца назад +3

    Yoo review Fishtank season 2 my brother! Btw great video

  • @ParallelNewsNetwork
    @ParallelNewsNetwork 4 месяца назад +65

    I think it’s time that Kat Williams went on JRE and had the “You’d be surprised” talk… with Joe.

    • @Inbraneinthememsane
      @Inbraneinthememsane 4 месяца назад +5

      Katt isn’t funny himself

    • @peterparker3409
      @peterparker3409 4 месяца назад

      @@Inbraneinthememsane bruh Katt said Cedric looks like a walrus

    • @Inbraneinthememsane
      @Inbraneinthememsane 4 месяца назад

      @@TB-qz4uz dunno man - saw his last major special - pretty mediocre if you ask me
      I am not saying I don’t like him or that he isn’t right about this whole comedian clique - I just don’t think he’s so funny himself

    • @Inbraneinthememsane
      @Inbraneinthememsane 4 месяца назад

      @@peterparker3409 so?

    • @pi8-yr6ct
      @pi8-yr6ct 3 месяца назад

      @@Inbraneinthememsane yeah i stick to the puppet guy, REAL COMEDY

  • @LookSpec
    @LookSpec 4 месяца назад +219

    we need Schulz to retire next

    • @darkstarhuxley6748
      @darkstarhuxley6748 4 месяца назад

      I’d go to a BS show over Schulz laffy lame ass

    • @eatshit8907
      @eatshit8907 4 месяца назад +19

      Bert first.

    • @AssassinFemme
      @AssassinFemme 4 месяца назад +8

      I've seen his standup. He was hilarious

    • @animegopher
      @animegopher 4 месяца назад +12

      Schultz stand-up is great. His podcast? Ehhh, not so much. He HAS to be the funniest guy in the room. Which is fine when performing stand-up. That's expected. But his podcast is definitely awful and sheds a lot of light onto who he is as a person.

    • @ApeHolder42069
      @ApeHolder42069 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@eatshit8907neither of them are comedians.. . 😂

  • @KaotikArtPurrps
    @KaotikArtPurrps 4 месяца назад +24

    First his football career, then his mma career and now his comedy career?! My god is there nothing this man can’t fail at!!

    • @Rich_P_Anya
      @Rich_P_Anya 4 месяца назад

      And yet he still is extremely wealthy. What a country we live in.

    • @tacotruck2595
      @tacotruck2595 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Rich_P_Anya well he might “fail” but he gets far enough to reach some fame and influence. That’s all you need to get a few deals.

    • @louismontoya7437
      @louismontoya7437 3 месяца назад

      @@Rich_P_Anya So was Epstein.

    • @lawnside82
      @lawnside82 3 месяца назад

      Drifting…that auto channel.

  • @managerbmr
    @managerbmr 4 месяца назад +1

    Been waiting for this the whole day, let’s see

  • @SpenmoChins3
    @SpenmoChins3 4 месяца назад +205

    This is a sad day for comedy 🎭 😔
    Shulz will take his spot 😂

    • @williamchristie9129
      @williamchristie9129 4 месяца назад +12

      Schulz is so much worse than Schaub and yet somehow wildly profitable... compare matt rife who has done a few funny things in his career

    • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
      @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 4 месяца назад +3

      @@williamchristie9129
      Like…?

    • @JustinBlazzzee
      @JustinBlazzzee 4 месяца назад

      @@williamchristie9129Come on… I get it Schulz has become this annoying caricature version of his former self and he does constant insane over the top laughing but he’s funnier on his worst day than Shaub is on his best. Shaub is the worst stand up in America. Maybe in history.

    • @UGLYSQUID
      @UGLYSQUID 4 месяца назад +12

      Andrew is so obnoxious.

    • @kylerichardson4257
      @kylerichardson4257 4 месяца назад

      Andrew aka the expert and smartest guy on every topic ?
      Andrew who had a terrible beta cuck woke Netflix special that was far worse than Gringo Papi.
      Andrew I’m grifting my political views while pretending I didn’t cuck the left wing narrative and parrot like a good boy?
      Andrew who’s bestie CTG has a court case involving a minor that he pleaded down to giving alcohol to a minor and now has a giant career and following?
      Yeah Andrew sucks and is way worse than Schaub

  • @sk8r4lifedd
    @sk8r4lifedd 4 месяца назад +55

    “Oh brother this guy stiinksss!!!”

  • @gustavkrklec2077
    @gustavkrklec2077 4 месяца назад +4

    I've never heard 2lazy2try so enthusiastic

  • @Aleyaha699
    @Aleyaha699 4 месяца назад +1

    200k congratulations!🎉

  • @thepugilist4379
    @thepugilist4379 4 месяца назад +58

    “They filmed “The Gringo Papi” there…” - Steve-O

    • @imageword5576
      @imageword5576 4 месяца назад

      he should make a documentary on it

    • @apuapustaja1
      @apuapustaja1 4 месяца назад +4

      "Death by a thousand self-inflicted paper cuts" - Tony Hinchcliffe

    • @johngoldsworthy7135
      @johngoldsworthy7135 4 месяца назад +8

      Hopefully Steve o quits comedy next

    • @thegrinderman1090
      @thegrinderman1090 4 месяца назад +5

      ​@@johngoldsworthy7135Steve-O's stand-up is bad, but he can just recount real things that happened, do a couple of stunts, and it's at least slightly entertaining. He doesn't need any real comedy skills. People like Bert Kreisher are far worse.

    • @johnmillay6790
      @johnmillay6790 4 месяца назад

      ​@@thegrinderman1090Steve o is a legend gtfo

  • @BaritonePapi
    @BaritonePapi 4 месяца назад +102

    Glad he’s at least becoming a little self aware. I’ll miss laughing at him for the wrong reasons

    • @LarryDavid.blochain
      @LarryDavid.blochain 4 месяца назад

      Brendans’ peak was when he was on TFATK where 1/500 of his chime ins were funny or funny because he said some dumb ish

  • @comet206
    @comet206 4 месяца назад +4

    there's more to comedy than just standup though. honestly schuab has the potential to be pretty funny in the right circumstances. with some good writing, i could see him doing some sketch comedy or something. i think rogan saw that potential in him early on. standup was just the wrong route for him

  • @cameronpeterson5961
    @cameronpeterson5961 4 месяца назад +5

    He doesn’t “think” he’s not good enough, he was “told” he’s not good enough. Him explaining it as if he wasn’t specifically told no was hilarious 😂

  • @BuckScrotumn
    @BuckScrotumn 4 месяца назад +217

    The other person who shouldn’t be allowed to perform at Joe Rogan’s club is Joe Rogan.

    • @GorgeouslyStupidThing
      @GorgeouslyStupidThing 4 месяца назад +1

      Lolololol

    • @darkstarhuxley6748
      @darkstarhuxley6748 4 месяца назад

      I’m from LA …years ago he was a joke
      He was the OG bro comedy. I don’t know one joke of his. Fuck him for betraying his friend and not letting him at least do 10 mins of his shit comedy

    • @Ishbikes
      @Ishbikes 4 месяца назад

      Stealing jokes now?

    • @leospaceman2976
      @leospaceman2976 4 месяца назад +13

      @@Ishbikescan’t steal facts, you dope

    • @fahkinlosah8469
      @fahkinlosah8469 4 месяца назад +1

      Hahahahahhahha

  • @RamnaViaz
    @RamnaViaz 4 месяца назад +79

    He definitely had one of the careers of all time.

    • @E4T4
      @E4T4 4 месяца назад +4

      dude was in the ufc and a comedian thats friends with Rogan. and still managed to fuck it historically

    • @Dziaji
      @Dziaji 4 месяца назад

      No chance he is top 5k

  • @migrantson
    @migrantson 4 месяца назад +2

    Thank you Katt!

  • @Calvin.K.Langat
    @Calvin.K.Langat 4 месяца назад +14

    I like how you can tell that with your content it’s just pure commentary no hate. Always talk positively when they do something right as well bc you’re not rooting against them. I feel like that’s why alot of people have been enjoying this type of content

    • @Rich_P_Anya
      @Rich_P_Anya 4 месяца назад

      Wtf

    • @Calvin.K.Langat
      @Calvin.K.Langat 4 месяца назад

      @@Rich_P_Anya I was drunk when I sent this comment out don’t judge me 😂😂

  • @Ryan83728
    @Ryan83728 4 месяца назад +102

    Joe should let him perform once. They have all those losers on kill tony. Let the man do a tight 5 and let the crowd go wild. Everyone knows hes bad, its no secret, let the man do a set for the irony. Also looks like Brenden came off the TRT. Face looks leaner and hes less muscular.

    • @christopherjeremiah60
      @christopherjeremiah60 4 месяца назад +17

      Yeah I can’t see a downside. Rogan takes that shit too seriously, I mean Brendan is hilarious whether he’s intentional or not.

    • @genzcurmudgeon8037
      @genzcurmudgeon8037 4 месяца назад +1

      TRt makes your face fat?

    • @Jack-cr6iw
      @Jack-cr6iw 4 месяца назад

      @@genzcurmudgeon8037where did he say or imply that?

    • @genzcurmudgeon8037
      @genzcurmudgeon8037 4 месяца назад +11

      @@Jack-cr6iw Buddy said that his face looks leaner and said that may be from getting off TRT????
      You ok man? 😂

    • @She2D0pe
      @She2D0pe 4 месяца назад

      Ozempic dur

  • @adriankalitka3762
    @adriankalitka3762 4 месяца назад +117

    Brendan Schaub is the type of guy to leave his turn signal on while driving but then turns it off when he wants to actually make a turn

    • @E4T4
      @E4T4 4 месяца назад +6

      damn youve taken notes from Brendans joke book bc that made no sense

    • @adriankalitka3762
      @adriankalitka3762 4 месяца назад +9

      @@E4T4 I guess you're just like Brendan and do the same thing

    • @E4T4
      @E4T4 4 месяца назад +7

      @@adriankalitka3762 youre not funny pal😂

    • @E4T4
      @E4T4 4 месяца назад +8

      @@adriankalitka3762 whats next a joke about a man who only opens his umbrella when its not raining and closes it when its starts raining?? hahahahhahahaha oh my fucking god how hilarious

    • @adriankalitka3762
      @adriankalitka3762 4 месяца назад

      @@E4T4 You're so cool. How can I be like you?

  • @DeadSpaceDavid
    @DeadSpaceDavid 4 месяца назад

    Been watching your stuff for weeks now. How did not sub yet 😂

  • @mohammedalnahyan4604
    @mohammedalnahyan4604 4 месяца назад +1

    0:03 LOL last line of defense indeed

  • @Sloimer
    @Sloimer 4 месяца назад +30

    As George Constanza said, you have to know when to go out on a high note.

    • @jcc3333
      @jcc3333 4 месяца назад +1

      😂😂

  • @constantravens4800
    @constantravens4800 4 месяца назад +23

    Joe be like
    "Quit ufc"
    "Quit comedy"
    "Quit you"
    I get the whole premise setup and close
    I get it now lol

  • @DinkleDooper
    @DinkleDooper 4 месяца назад

    Was waiting for ya my booiiiii

  • @isaacclark5833
    @isaacclark5833 4 месяца назад +78

    "the most funny thing he did his whole comedy career was retire" I'm rofl

  • @holesawd18
    @holesawd18 4 месяца назад +16

    Dude should try for WWE as a heel. Perfect fit

    • @WickerMahn
      @WickerMahn 4 месяца назад +4

      He can be Santino Marella's long-lost relative, Brentino Marella

    • @Rich_P_Anya
      @Rich_P_Anya 4 месяца назад

      It's the proper, shitty dumpster for him to throw himself away into

  • @blahblahblah6378
    @blahblahblah6378 4 месяца назад +2

    "how do you retire from something you weren't doing?"
    Well said 🍻

  • @JamCat69
    @JamCat69 4 месяца назад

    You got me lmao and I’m only 5 seconds in

  • @fuzzy8593
    @fuzzy8593 4 месяца назад +44

    Everyone, gather around the campfire, and listen to another wonderful tale from 2L2T.

  • @Underwoods2000
    @Underwoods2000 4 месяца назад +10

    Dude. I’m loving these frequent uploads. Keep up the good work if you can. Loving your patreon content too

    • @theblow3233
      @theblow3233 4 месяца назад

      You love frequent uploads of loser obsessing over community of comics, putting themselves out there, trying and failing at things you don’t have the balls to try? It’s cause you’re gay.

  • @WalkingAnnapolis
    @WalkingAnnapolis 4 месяца назад +1

    Im retiring from the Professional Ice Hockey circuit ... also Ive been thinking of taking ice skating lessons

  • @_..-.._..-.._
    @_..-.._..-.._ 4 месяца назад +1

    *200K SUBS!* 🎉🎉🎉

  • @smartstupidman
    @smartstupidman 4 месяца назад +54

    RIP Bapa

  • @MCRiddle859
    @MCRiddle859 4 месяца назад +26

    Seeing that picture of Brendan with the helmet and shades on half smiling makes me feel sorry for the guy. I hope he finds success and happiness somewhere that he's satisfied with.

    • @TheBrandonDawson
      @TheBrandonDawson 4 месяца назад +13

      Bro on the cool I feel the same. All his friends gassed him up to do comedy then just kinda left him hanging. That pic in the car kinda got to me lol. Wish him the best.

    • @dougthethug2
      @dougthethug2 4 месяца назад +16

      Good take. I hate dogpile culture. Nobody deserves to feel that ostracized so hopefully he finds success elsewhere

    • @dyyylllaannn
      @dyyylllaannn 4 месяца назад +1

      Yeah the comedian friends honestly created the funniest thing in all of their careers by parading Brendan as a comedian lol

    • @cbaileychamp
      @cbaileychamp 4 месяца назад

      Wholesome comment thread wtf. Yall some good people. I really am used to going on the internet and wishing miscarriages onto people but this shit make my butthole tingle

  • @SephirothPhenyx
    @SephirothPhenyx 4 месяца назад +1

    IM ROLLING AND ITS 17 SECONDS IN. YOU LEGEND LMFAO

  • @JesseComments
    @JesseComments 4 месяца назад +1

    Also i love how casually he calls him brenda and brendan ahahahahaha i had to rewind a few times to see of he was saying brendan or brenda

  • @CaptainSalazar69
    @CaptainSalazar69 4 месяца назад +19

    Been waiting on this video since the announcement 😂😂🎉🎉🎉 this year is looking good for comedy

  • @SkylerKingTW
    @SkylerKingTW 4 месяца назад +33

    Jesus Christ why is nobody ever mentioning the fact that his mustache looks like it is trying to crawl away to one side of his face. Seriously, I first noticed it months ago and assumed it was a one time bad-mustache day or something. But it is actually getting steadily worse and more exaggerated. Yet, NOBODY seems to notice!?

    • @glenndouglas8822
      @glenndouglas8822 4 месяца назад +2

      Mike at redbar first noticed it. He as been on about it on his shows for years. Don't pretend you have not watched redbar 🙄 you are a joke stealer like Brendan 😂🤣

    • @SkylerKingTW
      @SkylerKingTW 4 месяца назад +3

      @@glenndouglas8822 no clue what redbar is...

    • @glenndouglas8822
      @glenndouglas8822 4 месяца назад

      @@SkylerKingTW yeah, yeah, yeah

    • @SkylerKingTW
      @SkylerKingTW 4 месяца назад +7

      @@glenndouglas8822 I'm getting strong Andrew Schulz vibes from you

    • @glenndouglas8822
      @glenndouglas8822 4 месяца назад

      @@SkylerKingTW No, I just don't like people who nick other people's jokes.

  • @closinginonclosure
    @closinginonclosure 4 месяца назад +1

    1:39 "PLAYING the Mothership" Lol. I find it funny when certain comedians say they "playing" or "played" a show. D'elia says it a lot. It's like they want to sound like rockstars or something. Musicians PLAY songs. They play instruments. What does a comedian "play"? Their voice? But that's just called talking. They perform comedy at most. They tell jokes. Lol

  • @social_exe
    @social_exe 4 месяца назад +2

    "How do you retire from something you were never even doing?" 😂😂😂

  • @Lucentsky8
    @Lucentsky8 4 месяца назад +21

    What about the Texas residency? Bryan needed that 😂

  • @Cerase0
    @Cerase0 4 месяца назад +8

    Joe not letting brenden perform at his club…after convincing him to quit fighting and take up comedy had to say a lot to brenden

  • @user-or8um9hu4l
    @user-or8um9hu4l 4 месяца назад

    Has anyone else noticed the pause in Bapa's retirement speech when he was trying to remember his kid's name and then switched it up?

  • @mikeaurturo1412
    @mikeaurturo1412 4 месяца назад +2

    He rode that wave as long as possible

  • @ChristmasCrybaby
    @ChristmasCrybaby 4 месяца назад +19

    God fucking dammit, I truly wanted that 3rd special. What coulda been, bapa. We were robbed of true mediocrity

  • @PuffSteet
    @PuffSteet 4 месяца назад +21

    2lazy is the only thing I put on when I’m high, it’s the only thing I can watch without getting paranoid. Thank you lazy

    • @theblow3233
      @theblow3233 4 месяца назад

      So, you get high and watch a channel dedicated to commentating on better men trying a failing, you’re gay.

    • @bigpapisosa7097
      @bigpapisosa7097 4 месяца назад +14

      You should probably chill on that shit if you're getting paranoid like that lol

    • @leospaceman2976
      @leospaceman2976 4 месяца назад

      Quit being a pothead poor

    • @therealkingopossum2935
      @therealkingopossum2935 4 месяца назад +10

      Could be a underlying mental issue

    • @glenndouglas8822
      @glenndouglas8822 4 месяца назад

      It's not the drugs pal, it's you. It sounds like you have mental health problems dailymale.

  • @devon9822
    @devon9822 4 месяца назад +1

    This is your best video yet man. You were spitting straight fire. Keep it up! You’re going places.

  • @jagggd
    @jagggd 4 месяца назад +4

    Couldn't ask for better news today I really needed this

  • @JohnDoe-pc9qf
    @JohnDoe-pc9qf 4 месяца назад +45

    You should do a full video on the Joey Diaz meltdown where he was threatening to literally kill people over jokes they made about him. It was one of the most psychotic outbursts I've ever seen from someone of his ilk, truly- it was bizarre. I'm sure you know exactly what I'm talking about, I think you briefly covered it recently but it deserves a full video. Going after someone ultra popular like him will only be good for you, it will only bring attention to your channel. Quite frankly Joey deserves it man.

    • @E4T4
      @E4T4 4 месяца назад

      how does one comment need a full vid. what the fuck is there to say about 10 words. milking shit isnt really the way to go

    • @WaffleHouseBandit
      @WaffleHouseBandit 4 месяца назад +1

      What happened man can you fill me in?

    • @Titan_22_
      @Titan_22_ 4 месяца назад +15

      He did do a video on that already lol

    • @shannon9981
      @shannon9981 4 месяца назад

      @JohnDoe-pc9qf
      He does in this ruclips.net/video/_DDvnjEhLpQ/видео.htmlfeature=shared

    • @kampiz7361
      @kampiz7361 4 месяца назад

      Joey has tons of comedy wisdom so hearing him run interference for Bapa over and over again was baffling.

  • @advint1773
    @advint1773 4 месяца назад +1

    How can you retire from something you didn't do 😂😂😂😂😂 IL giggle at this line all day

  • @rleonekc07
    @rleonekc07 4 месяца назад

    im addicted to your channel

  • @jaymatthews9324
    @jaymatthews9324 4 месяца назад +7

    If Brendan announced that he was quitting comedy, but kept working on it on the down-low, at open-mics in small clubs, for 10 years, he could probably produce a special that's 10% better than Gringo Papi

  • @brandonlee-ev2dj
    @brandonlee-ev2dj 4 месяца назад +5

    i get the schaub hate is funny but while everyone was shitting on this guy this week his daughter had to get life threatening surgery and almost died...big reason why he quit

  • @eaa6307
    @eaa6307 3 месяца назад

    Please tell me you’re going to review the latest video about Brendan roll over his truck video!!

  • @905north9
    @905north9 4 месяца назад

    200 k subs! 🎉

  • @TheElbowMerchant
    @TheElbowMerchant 4 месяца назад +6

    The Homeless Cats are going to starve without Schaub feeding them! Someone call the Humane Society!

  • @Sinisterkid34
    @Sinisterkid34 4 месяца назад +3

    Anotha one, Dudes pumping out vdeos.

  • @sidlordoftheflames7318
    @sidlordoftheflames7318 4 месяца назад +3

    He's a rich kid who was always told he can do anything. And no one ever told him the truth. Do what you're good at, and work at what you love.

  • @davemieze9021
    @davemieze9021 4 месяца назад +2

    12 years and he’s a millionaire from the biggest hack shit ever. Did he realize that people buy tickets just to watch the train wreck, and they find that funnier than his material?

  • @dalisllama
    @dalisllama 4 месяца назад +33

    - talked him out of his MMA career
    - talked him out of his comedy career
    Is Joe a toxic friend? Good or bad, let your friends do things they enjoy.

    • @Cameron39829
      @Cameron39829 4 месяца назад

      The problem with Joe is he's a self admitted idiot who's clearly just giving his opinion at the time on somthing and people put WAY to much weight on the things he has to say

    • @GorgeouslyStupidThing
      @GorgeouslyStupidThing 4 месяца назад +10

      Eh, Joe wasn't wrong. Brendan should open up a high end mechanic garage and get some great guys in there to do the work. He can meet the rich and famous and just schmooze all day.

    • @darkstarhuxley6748
      @darkstarhuxley6748 4 месяца назад +11

      Joe is the original TURD BRO of comedy. He smoked his first joint at 55 and thought his jokes were fresh while driving in his teslas on the 405 freeway. Joe Rogan use to be comedy store cringe before we all used that word

    • @Monkey_11
      @Monkey_11 4 месяца назад +1

      It’s literally for the best in both situations.

  • @sl0thbag
    @sl0thbag 4 месяца назад +3

    He said he's still going to do local spots. Didn't sound like he's quitting

  • @furiousrobinson
    @furiousrobinson 3 месяца назад

    What’s the main subreddit for the Brendan roast?

  • @thevelointhevale1132
    @thevelointhevale1132 4 месяца назад +2

    Telling a joke doesn't make you funny ... cold hard facts

  • @jasonolinger7585
    @jasonolinger7585 4 месяца назад +13

    at the end of the day. Brendan has taken more risks in his life than 99% of people, probably more than that to be honest. The people that are constantly making negative comments about him, or mostly people that are unhappy and take no risks in their own lives.

    • @stevenman013
      @stevenman013 4 месяца назад +1

      He talked down to his own listenership, he brought it all on himself

    • @Goobtard
      @Goobtard 4 месяца назад +1

      Cope. Rogan thinks Brendan sucks at comedy too, won't let him perform at the mothership and trashed his comedy special. I guess Rogan is just a sad, loser hater too huh ?

    • @killyourego1185
      @killyourego1185 4 месяца назад +1

      Nah it's just funny..

    • @jasonolinger7585
      @jasonolinger7585 4 месяца назад

      I never said that Brendan was not a D bag. What I’m saying is that the majority of people who make negative comments about him, are not doing well in their personal lives.

    • @killyourego1185
      @killyourego1185 4 месяца назад +1

      @@jasonolinger7585 And you just know every commenters life status..Assuming anyone that criticizes someone is not doing well. Pretty lame hypothesis.

  • @Screamfancast
    @Screamfancast 4 месяца назад +3

    Brian Holtzman is a regular at comedy mothership. Brenda never got an invite. Let that sink in

  • @stephenm3470
    @stephenm3470 4 месяца назад +1

    This is devastating to me petsonally. I always took brendan schaubs persistence as a life lesson, i honestly hope he keeps grinding and keep trying to get better.

  • @michaelsimmons8948
    @michaelsimmons8948 4 месяца назад

    Finally you post a good video.

  • @Itskylewalker
    @Itskylewalker 4 месяца назад +5

    Hahaha nice my comment made it to the 2lazy video. Dope.
    Yeah I’ve been drifting for the last decade. It’s wild to go for a ride along and call it “learning to drift”. Haha 😂

  • @plutoniumzeppelin8164
    @plutoniumzeppelin8164 4 месяца назад +5

    When Schaub announced his upcoming Austin and Nashville shows on the JRE Fight Companion I knew no one was going to buy tickets and he was going to cancel

    • @hectorg5809
      @hectorg5809 4 месяца назад +2

      He canceled those shows because his 2 month old daughter needed emergency surgery at Los Angeles Children's

    • @GeoffStGeoff
      @GeoffStGeoff 4 месяца назад

      ​@@hectorg5809Brendan?

  • @DMC_Hermit
    @DMC_Hermit 4 месяца назад

    This might have been the first video, you've posted, that I clicked the thumbs up. You just delivered great news 🗿.

  • @roblamontagne7738
    @roblamontagne7738 4 месяца назад

    “Our last line of defence lost a member” lol

  • @danl1545
    @danl1545 4 месяца назад +7

    HONEY COME HERE! 2LAZY JUST DROPPED A NEW VIDEO!!!!

  • @pearsyyyyy1014
    @pearsyyyyy1014 4 месяца назад +13

    Joe's the real villain of bapas story which makes sense when you consider he doesn't understand comedy

    • @darkstarhuxley6748
      @darkstarhuxley6748 4 месяца назад +3

      JOE ROGAN the OG of TURD BRO comics

    • @dyyylllaannn
      @dyyylllaannn 4 месяца назад

      Rogan one of the worst to ever do it

  • @TheAlphaLegionnaire
    @TheAlphaLegionnaire 4 месяца назад +1

    Reminds me of when Joe Rohan sat him down and told him to quit fighting.
    I wonder if Travis Browne sat him down and told him to quit comedy lmao

  • @Ryan-ew2gv
    @Ryan-ew2gv 4 месяца назад

    Bert, Tom and Tony are all vying for that top dog spot my g

  • @zmeicorp
    @zmeicorp 4 месяца назад +4

    Joe made him quit fighting and now he made him quit "comedy"

  • @movieguy7882
    @movieguy7882 4 месяца назад +3

    Congratulations on 200K subscribers!