The Cringiest Rapper on TikTok (w/ Dev Limes)

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  • Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
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  • @greenisnotnick
    @greenisnotnick  Год назад +388

    Go to www.casetify.com/greenisnotnick today to save 15% off your order!

    • @Viedim10
      @Viedim10 Год назад +7

      Yes sir

    • @hairlinesairlines6617
      @hairlinesairlines6617 Год назад +4

      NO

    • @1samshortstuff
      @1samshortstuff Год назад

      What I wanna know is how tf he hasn’t cut his headphones 😂

    • @skibiditoiletfan101
      @skibiditoiletfan101 Год назад

      u gotta be good B4 u ever be great

    • @blackstacie_ibe
      @blackstacie_ibe Год назад

      I’m curious to know if @Greenisnotnick is familiar with Mike Patton. I’m curious to know what you and Dev Lemons think.
      If you’re up for the challenge… It’s a huge catalogue. To see the range. Mr. Bungle (Girls of Porn, Squeeze Me Macaroni, Pink Cigarette), Faith No More (easy, I started a joke) and Mike Patton Adult Themes For Voice (Any track, i wonder how long you’ll be able to sit through it, this is all done by his voice. He recorded in his hotel room after a show in a 4-track)
      He’s done so many projects of all genres with so many artists.

  • @sarahdriedger4386
    @sarahdriedger4386 Год назад +7529

    So, I can say as a woman, that if a woman asks a man's opinion on a piece of clothing, it means she wants his opinion on a piece of clothing.

    • @explodingmangos3416
      @explodingmangos3416 Год назад +650

      The amount of times I’ve asked a partner “how does this look” just for them to go “good” when I’m like “no genuinely like what am I giving is this flattering my figure can you see obvious panty lines” like I want to make sure I’m not embarrassing myself when I leave the house

    • @emilemig5
      @emilemig5 Год назад +323

      @@explodingmangos3416Ask that then. It's been such a game changer for me to ask my boyfriend specifics. He generally doesn't really care about clothing and thinks I look great in everything, so asking specifically if he thinks it flatters my waist, if he can se a pantyline, if he thinks it's a little too formal or not formal enough has helped so much. I know, crazy how better communicating my request helped him understand it 😅

    • @reckless_herb
      @reckless_herb Год назад +100

      @@explodingmangos3416yeah i’m someone who won’t give specific answers without specific questions. if you ask if something is good that’s a yes or no question, i’ll say if it’s good or not. i think it’s a trait more common in men??? idk all my friends that are girls give specifics to simple questions, vs simple answer.

    • @shifa444
      @shifa444 Год назад +120

      @@emilemig5i mean don’t ppl usually say more than just “good” when asked for their opinion? idk how to word it but it kinda gets tiring to keep asking specific questions just for them to expand on their thoughts cuz sometimes it just feels like they don’t really care.

    • @emilemig5
      @emilemig5 Год назад +54

      @@shifa444 well imo if the question is "how does this look", it makes sense to just reply with "good" or "looks fine". Where as the question "do you think this dress goes with these shoes" allows for more consideration.
      Also on a sidenote, I don't expect my boyfriend to care about what I'm wearing, as he doesn't even care that much about what he's wearing lol 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @mackers6431
    @mackers6431 Год назад +1356

    It’s the way he forces his tattooed arm to be so centric, like he moves so AWKWARDLY bc he’s ensuring you see how ✨muscley and tattooed✨ he is

    • @FEED_ME_A_STRAY_CAT
      @FEED_ME_A_STRAY_CAT Год назад +81

      Ughhhhh I'm so mad you pointed that out, I'll never stop noticing it now! 😭

    • @cleopatraonlyfans
      @cleopatraonlyfans Год назад +22

      I’ve never seen Jojo’s bizarre adventure but I imagine it’s something like this

    • @demetriusdemarcusbartholom276
      @demetriusdemarcusbartholom276 Год назад +30

      @@cleopatraonlyfansyeah but jojo is actually bearable to watch 💀

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 Год назад +13

      You know I never noticed this but now that I’m thinking about it I realize a lot of men do this especially online hahahaha, amazingly perceptive

    • @unclebug35
      @unclebug35 2 месяца назад +3

      @@maddieb.4282you’d be surprised how many do. and sometimes it’s the funniest shit ever. like this one time i was parked down in the ghetto with a friend when this dude i went to high school with walked past the car. you could see from up the road whenever he walked past someone he would raise his sleeve to “scratch” his elbow showing off some sailor tattoo {bro has never been on a boat before} furthermore this dude did it once again as he walked past our car. like calm down willard, you ain’t that tough.

  • @chaeyoungsstrawberryfarm3327
    @chaeyoungsstrawberryfarm3327 Год назад +483

    He goes from condescending podcast voice to uncanny Jay-Z and it’s lowkey freaking me out.

    • @disassociate.8466
      @disassociate.8466 Год назад +5

      My God this should be top comment

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 Год назад +26

      I ALSO THOUGHT HE WAS IMITATING JAY Z I’m so glad someone else heard it too 😂

    • @maybemablemaples2144
      @maybemablemaples2144 11 месяцев назад

      THIS. God it's so bad.

  • @AshiwiZuni
    @AshiwiZuni Год назад +3426

    “What is this, is this racist?” Is a sentence I utter to myself a concerning amount of times a day scrolling social media. 😭

    • @aceunavailable9141
      @aceunavailable9141 Год назад +129

      SAME the amount of content im not Sure about so i just Ignore 😭

    • @kristyw89
      @kristyw89 Год назад +132

      The funny sad part is most of the types that you'd come across are literally so dumb or nonsensical that you honestly can't tell who the heck they're even trying to offend

    • @Unhingeddirtdog
      @Unhingeddirtdog Год назад +7

      YEA 😭

    • @SailorOrbiter
      @SailorOrbiter Год назад +4

      Bruh, SAME!

    • @GrainneMhaol
      @GrainneMhaol Год назад +29

      And we know you're only doing it cuzyuhbohd

  • @PeeBoi1098
    @PeeBoi1098 Год назад +9652

    Nickisnotgreen and greenisnotnick should collab

    • @Twylaartttt
      @Twylaartttt Год назад +139

      Omg yes‼️‼️

    • @JogVodka
      @JogVodka Год назад +362

      I feel like they would butt heads due to their great rivalry

    • @winter333
      @winter333 Год назад +149

      This is what I’ve been saying. They have such similar vibes, it’d be a fun time !

    • @noodlesofoodles
      @noodlesofoodles Год назад +117

      i’ve never seen them in the same room tbh 👀

    • @GiggyFortexFilms
      @GiggyFortexFilms Год назад +111

      maybe after they can address their beef with he said us

  • @sqquiidd
    @sqquiidd Год назад +3561

    he’s actually just cutting those velcro fruits and veggies every time

  • @stu_pot1631
    @stu_pot1631 Год назад +331

    Nick cringing so hard he has to literally climb the wall while Dev follows suit by sitting down and burying her head in her hands is actually the funniest thing I think I've ever seen

  • @whitneyhendrix8075
    @whitneyhendrix8075 Год назад +228

    Him saying he’s attracted to niche interests i bet is just for people who are already attractive. I know if that girl wasn’t attractive he’d dog on her for being the “weird salt girl”

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 Год назад +41

      I can verify personally that I was teased and mocked for my interests until I became more conventionally attractive, men will put up with my personality and pretend to like me in the hopes of sleeping with me

    • @-Vixieeee
      @-Vixieeee Год назад

      ​@@maddieb.4282such a sad world we live in...

    • @mammoneymelon
      @mammoneymelon 11 месяцев назад +15

      you're so right. a lot of people who say they like people with "weird" interests or behavior are only theoretically into conventionally attractive people who are _slightly_ "weird". i've seen it with people of all genders

    • @manyyoumas
      @manyyoumas 11 месяцев назад +6

      yep, exactly. special interests are only valuable if you're already attractive apparently

  • @Luckyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    @Luckyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Год назад +3875

    I feel like for him, saying "rap is dead" means "there are no super popular white rappers right now" because rap is most definitely not dead lmao

    • @user-rx8gs2yp9o
      @user-rx8gs2yp9o Год назад +7

      what??? 😭

    • @genesismarz
      @genesismarz Год назад +269

      That's exactly what I was thinking since it was a very eminem type beat xD what a weird guy lmaooo

    • @shabookisunshine
      @shabookisunshine Год назад +11

      No super popular white rappers right now... That's a pretty hot take.

    • @Luckyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
      @Luckyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Год назад +243

      @@shabookisunshine I didn't mean it to be, I know there are some successful white rappers but none of them are skyrocketing like Eminem did. I could have phrased that better. I just mean I can't believe you'd say rap is dead if you knew anybody other than Eminem

    • @ebonyalexis32
      @ebonyalexis32 Год назад +19

      Rap is a millennial , it's not even middle aged yet 👀

  • @ayoyourmother8295
    @ayoyourmother8295 Год назад +5032

    Nick wearing the bedazzled middle aged christian mom hat is giving me life rn

    • @BBee13
      @BBee13 Год назад +103

      I didn’t even realize until I read your comment 😂

    • @k.kr7p
      @k.kr7p Год назад +64

      i want one so bad 😭💀

    • @cleleoleo
      @cleleoleo Год назад +16

      it’s so haunted mound you don’t even get it😤 /j

    • @emiphia
      @emiphia Год назад +24

      I know right 😭 it’s so camp

    • @nadirimyers6643
      @nadirimyers6643 Год назад +15

      He look like my aunt 😭

  • @motiemo
    @motiemo Год назад +302

    You know it's probably not best to admit that you "thought rap was a joke" before you started doing it. You know most people start rapping because they are in love with the genre and are fully immersed in the culture.

    • @stayrigo
      @stayrigo Год назад +14

      he said "I used to take rap as a joke" meaning he used to rap and freestyle jokingly till he decided to take it seriously and release music

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 Год назад +5

      @@stayrigowhy are you defending this guy lmfao, that was a perfectly reasonable assessment of what he meant

    • @stayrigo
      @stayrigo Год назад +4

      @@maddieb.4282 because he made a video explaining how he used to rap and freestyle jokingly. Why would I just let you go off with a false assumption

    • @giovannidejoie8618
      @giovannidejoie8618 11 месяцев назад

      @@stayrigowords have meaning…you can’t just decide what he meant
      If he wanted to say he was rapping as a joke he should’ve said :
      “I used to rap jokingly” but thats not what he said…he said “i used to take rap as a joke” which means he didn’t take the genre seriously

    • @stayrigo
      @stayrigo 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@giovannidejoie8618 he literally explained what he meant. That's why I'm saying it here. I'm not making an assumption like you, I'm stating facts.
      You can dislike people all you want but that doesn't make it okay to twist their words to fit your narrative

  • @rokhayas
    @rokhayas Год назад +142

    when dev said "this guy could be a highschooler" i laughed so hard cause i can never guess white people's age😂

    • @lucysofia4796
      @lucysofia4796 11 месяцев назад +19

      He looks 16 and 35 simultaneously

  • @alanfike
    @alanfike Год назад +1635

    I always keep saying that society needs more assertive, entitled acting, condescending men. They're so rare and hard to find! /s

  • @lily5594
    @lily5594 Год назад +3345

    i love when something gets too cringe for them and they just walk off screen in silence
    update: nick just started climbing the walls out of sheer second hand embarassment

    • @danniebums
      @danniebums Год назад +105

      I read this while watching and thought you were joking... I

    • @Osama_Bin_Ladder
      @Osama_Bin_Ladder Год назад +5

      Wow it’s almost like we all watched the same video.

    • @godisdead6611
      @godisdead6611 Год назад +8

      I read this right as that happened 😝😅🤣😂😛

    • @whiteboard111
      @whiteboard111 Год назад +2

      i have no videos on my channel

    • @shinyforehead5519
      @shinyforehead5519 Год назад +4

      i thought u were exaggerating... u were not

  • @atlanta78922
    @atlanta78922 Год назад +54

    i am a mexican dude from atlanta but I def have a "somebody kicked me in my balls and now I sound like one of the beastie boys" voice when I rap and I wish I could explain why that's my go to but I cannot

    • @tangerine1884
      @tangerine1884 Год назад +11

      “and now i sound like one of the beastie boys” THE PROGRESSION THERE I CANT AJHDBS

  • @gwendolynneyung
    @gwendolynneyung Год назад +10

    he wants to be jeremy allen white from the bear so bad😭😭😭

  • @f.o.n.1244
    @f.o.n.1244 Год назад +2866

    I can't wait until "cuz they boad" is ingrained into my roledex of slang I use.

  • @finx1582
    @finx1582 Год назад +1478

    this guy has the same energy as that one guy on bumble who left girls hours of self-entertained voice memos

  • @Aro_dynamic46
    @Aro_dynamic46 Год назад +14

    My favourite one of these was where he said something like “Ladies, do you really like him or does he just look like a fictional character?” And it got a bunch of stitches saying “Stfu, Lip” 😭

  • @ryxiene
    @ryxiene Год назад +65

    The moments of you two staring in disbelief get me every time 💀💀💀

  • @loveline119
    @loveline119 Год назад +15733

    Dev is so kind for collabing with smaller, unknown, irrelevant, stinky, dumb content creators!

    • @sammymitchell3990
      @sammymitchell3990 Год назад +91

      🧐😮 but also 😂

    • @sophiathefurbst
      @sophiathefurbst Год назад +1466

      she’s only doing it cuh shay boared

    • @ekboobooboobie
      @ekboobooboobie Год назад +84

      My favorite couple

    • @TEETHHHHH
      @TEETHHHHH Год назад

      Stop with this copy paste NPC @$$ comment ffs

    • @chairpajaro
      @chairpajaro Год назад +163

      @@sophiathefurbstfunniest comment i’ve seen in a while

  • @droctogonapus1223
    @droctogonapus1223 Год назад +3970

    Do you think he's actually cutting vegetables? Do you think he actually makes meals with all his chopped vegetables? Do you think he ever cooks without recording? Do you think he sits down to brainstorm ideas every time before he cooks?

    • @Zatoka.
      @Zatoka. Год назад +304

      Ion know, he probably just cooks in his free time or whatever cuh he boad.

    • @beepboop3928
      @beepboop3928 Год назад +84

      damn okay Curious George! (no but fr I have these questions too 😭 like what is bro's process 😭)

    • @heehaaww
      @heehaaww Год назад +88

      He seemingly makes abt 7 tiktoks in one outfit so I feel he chugs these out when he's cooking 💀💀💀💀

    • @kevincoates1597
      @kevincoates1597 Год назад +37

      He’s thinking on a way higher plane than them.
      It’s a Cuy-Deying Board

    • @delaney6912
      @delaney6912 Год назад +31

      I don't even think hes cooking he just holds a pepper and a knife lmao

  • @Ram-zc4fi
    @Ram-zc4fi Год назад +24

    bullying wearing a bedazzled cross hat is an oxymoron

    • @mammoneymelon
      @mammoneymelon 11 месяцев назад +4

      he's wearing a texan mom hat and i kinda love it

  • @teeess1909
    @teeess1909 Год назад +39

    Dev and nick are my fav duo because they get ahead of themselves constantly and are just so excited to show me somethin goofy

  • @JawesomeJenna
    @JawesomeJenna Год назад +523

    Maybe he got "Cuz they bored" and "Cut the board" mixed up cause he doesn't actually cut the food, he cuts the board

    • @alexaballance
      @alexaballance Год назад +13

      This is a good comment

    • @juliaabyron
      @juliaabyron Год назад +8

      ⁠@@alexaballance This is a good reply

    • @R3D.V3LV3T
      @R3D.V3LV3T 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@juliaabyronthis is a good reply to a reply

    • @axolotl593
      @axolotl593 7 месяцев назад

      ⁠@@R3D.V3LV3TThis is a good reply to a reply to a reply

  • @julietdemske1791
    @julietdemske1791 Год назад +1485

    so kind of dev to allow a small, struggling creator onto her channel🥰 she is such a kind soul

    • @MatthewMS.
      @MatthewMS. Год назад +15

      She’s cute and funny (not creepy)

    • @Freshest_Water
      @Freshest_Water Год назад +5

      Blub blub

    • @elstovon
      @elstovon Год назад +20

      @@impvlasI thought at first that he was saying that SHES not creepy which also felt unnecessary

  • @youcancallmetai
    @youcancallmetai Год назад +12

    people that force a blaccent when they rap, are equivalent to people that sing in cursive. they’re just flip flopped.

    • @ayadhyist
      @ayadhyist 2 месяца назад +1

      Don’t bring SZA, Sia, or Summer Walker into this.

  • @azzy9932
    @azzy9932 Год назад +24

    how did he manage to make tiktoks with shit takes that were pandering towards women whilst being condescending at the same time😭😭

  • @Steven-vd3zx
    @Steven-vd3zx Год назад +642

    These two should start a band and call it a funny name that sounds like a food

    • @applepiss1969
      @applepiss1969 Год назад +164

      i think the name should include an action woman usually do cuh dey board

    • @mikuenjoyerXD
      @mikuenjoyerXD Год назад +17

      ​@@applepiss1969i love this fandom lmao

    • @averylarson8139
      @averylarson8139 Год назад +25

      i think it would be extra funny if it included a vaginal reference too

    • @mammoneymelon
      @mammoneymelon 11 месяцев назад +2

      i think it'd be great if their sound was experimental and mostly appealed to younger people

  • @halcyondazedd
    @halcyondazedd Год назад +230

    Bro is going to pass out from flexing his arms so hard while rapping.

    • @saritavenkatapathynaidu9533
      @saritavenkatapathynaidu9533 Год назад +26

      Glad someone else noticed how intensely insecure this guy is that he had to do that, too.

  • @hotmesslex18
    @hotmesslex18 Год назад +5

    someone once told this man his looks vaguely like carmy from the bear and he’s been running with it ever since

  • @ohaiClemmy
    @ohaiClemmy Год назад +6

    "i unblocked you to make this video" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's WILD
    I love all these responses to this man 😂

  • @abigailknightley3014
    @abigailknightley3014 Год назад +702

    Never has "the vibes are fucked" applied more to a human being.

  • @oatmi1k_
    @oatmi1k_ Год назад +335

    Dev has the sweetest laugh I’ve ever heard

    • @musicdebow7845
      @musicdebow7845 Год назад +2

      is this satire

    • @strawberrywheels
      @strawberrywheels Год назад +52

      @@musicdebow7845im not sure u know what satire means lmao

    • @dizzykitteh
      @dizzykitteh Год назад +10

      bros in love

    • @adara5294
      @adara5294 Год назад +9

      @@dizzykitteh who wouldnt be bro

    • @queeenie
      @queeenie Год назад +4

      frr it’s so contagious 😭

  • @faye8236
    @faye8236 11 месяцев назад +7

    i like that whenever nick looks away from dev she stares at him like she’s trying to explode him with her mind

  • @star0nyx
    @star0nyx Год назад +20

    I love when nick goes absolutely feral because of a painful video or when dev screams

  • @exoZelia
    @exoZelia Год назад +117

    "We shouldn't in general bully people, but" - Dev Limes

  • @Scoootersfriend
    @Scoootersfriend Год назад +134

    What if he secretly doesn’t know how to cook and the videos he makes are actually just him trying to figure out how to make dinner

    • @clownshark_
      @clownshark_ Год назад +13

      rumour has it he still hasnt eaten

  • @Jessie6_9
    @Jessie6_9 Год назад +15

    dev is so cute she reminds me of that duck off chicken little

  • @beyshore_
    @beyshore_ Год назад +7

    it's a melting pot of every accent drake has ever done. edit: oh god he is charlie puth coded

  • @Kennedy_dior
    @Kennedy_dior Год назад +187

    Geez what has Lip Gallagher gotten himself into now 🙄

    • @barbietarbox
      @barbietarbox Год назад +26

      This week on Shameless..

    • @saritavenkatapathynaidu9533
      @saritavenkatapathynaidu9533 Год назад +12

      Thinking about this in Lip’s timeline based on where I am in the show is so funny (I’m about 2 seasons back)

    • @wandervoltz
      @wandervoltz Год назад +2

      Ahhhhhhhh 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @aishambengue3024
      @aishambengue3024 Год назад +1

      Lmao 😂😂

    • @ziyasinterlude
      @ziyasinterlude Год назад +1

      I laughed way too hard at this for someone who’s only watched the first 10 minutes of shameless and I haven’t gone back ever since. One day tho

  • @inexena
    @inexena Год назад +357

    I don’t think I’d be able to handle the cringe of watching this man confidently embarrassing himself for so long if Nick and Dev weren’t there to at least make it funny- 😭😭

  • @anonymousgirl584
    @anonymousgirl584 Год назад +11

    Congrats on surpassing your main channel!
    If you want a topic rec, recently ive been getting recommended a LOT of povs of vanlife living and when i looked deeper into it i was just shocked at how many families do this, literally kids sleeping in pods and on the floor looking miserable while parents have a big ass bed

  • @MaddMo0n
    @MaddMo0n Год назад +19

    My only problem is that the internet won't keep the same energy when Drake be doing accents 😂

    • @regaljones7303
      @regaljones7303 Год назад +7

      I've always thought he was cringe but he IS biracial

    • @scrungo7610
      @scrungo7610 Год назад +4

      Drake has plenty of heat on him from the internet, don’t worry lol

  • @blackstacie_ibe
    @blackstacie_ibe Год назад +186

    Mike Patton is a bad ass example of someone changing their voice through out his whole career. In a unique, eclectic and fun way. He can hit 6 octaves vocally, he can sing a love ballad and growl and rap and everything in between.

    • @Hevvvyyy
      @Hevvvyyy Год назад +19

      Mike Patton is chaotic good

    • @blackstacie_ibe
      @blackstacie_ibe Год назад +10

      @@Hevvvyyy that’s the best description of Patton…

    • @blackstacie_ibe
      @blackstacie_ibe Год назад +3

      I’m curious to know if @Greenisnotnick is familiar? Thoughts? It’s a huge catalogue

    • @FEED_ME_A_STRAY_CAT
      @FEED_ME_A_STRAY_CAT Год назад +5

      I love Mike Patton so much! 😍😍

    • @claireszenda1984
      @claireszenda1984 Год назад +4

      i didn’t know that so many of nicks fans also love Mike Patton!!!! good taste

  • @kenzietee2716
    @kenzietee2716 Год назад +411

    Quite a slay to have surpassed the main channel, not a common dub but a definitive one none the less

    • @beepboop3928
      @beepboop3928 Год назад +79

      show this sentence to anyone above the age of 65 and they will literally flatline immediately

    • @beepboop3928
      @beepboop3928 Год назад +11

      like, im kind of tired rn and it took me so long to work out what this means 😭

    • @Petie718
      @Petie718 Год назад +32

      ​@@beepboop3928 sentences to end a Victorian child if you will

    • @DrEcho
      @DrEcho Год назад

      I need this to happen to Little Joel. He deserves it, certainly more than that douche Big Joel

    • @echo7188
      @echo7188 Год назад +15

      @@beepboop3928 read that as “they will flatulate immediately” 😭

  • @grimalice63
    @grimalice63 Год назад +4

    The "rapping" voice sounds like a blackccent, Brooklyn accent, and a forced speech impediment all at the same time. Sounds like if Pete Davidson and Eminem birthed a grown ass man.

  • @jamiexit
    @jamiexit Год назад +6

    “ladies, has a man ever cooked for you?” SOUNDS VERY SPECIFIC TO WHAT HES PREPPING RN (and the way he FLEXES when he says the bar is in hell LMFAO WHAT)

  • @hunnie18
    @hunnie18 Год назад +78

    if queef jerky has million fans, then im one of them.
    if queef jerky has one fan, then I'm that one.
    if queef jerky has no fans, that means im dead.

  • @brib6046
    @brib6046 Год назад +107

    Okay I need a bestie friendship like Nick and Dev. They’re so giggly and seem like a good time

  • @Cheyne_TetraMFG
    @Cheyne_TetraMFG Год назад +4

    “Uncanny blaccent” is such a great phrase to describe this shit

  • @jacobtrost5048
    @jacobtrost5048 Год назад +2

    WAIT. "Cuh dey bored"....Cutting board.
    This is a psyop

  • @kaitlynblount7683
    @kaitlynblount7683 Год назад +308

    Does no one else see he's doing like the saddest Jeremy Allen White cosplay?? He thinks he's in The Bear, just chopping random vegetables. And I am just dying thinking about the horribly large chunks of veggies in a pile at the end of his filming sprees. 😂 Also omg we get it, you have a tattoo on your forearm.
    Edit: ok now I see someone commented that he's trying to be Jeremy.

    • @SonotmickeY3626
      @SonotmickeY3626 Год назад +7

      That’s his name(the actor that the guy “rapping” looks like) I could not think of his name and only seen him on Shameless
      But omg yess

    • @aishambengue3024
      @aishambengue3024 Год назад +3

      That's the only thing I can think of 😂

    • @lilyfox1582
      @lilyfox1582 Год назад +7

      GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY THAT THOUGHT THIS 😭😭 I LITERALLY THOUGHT IT WAS HIM IN THE THUMBNAIL

    • @Binstabih
      @Binstabih Год назад +4

      This has gotta be one of the biggest strays my boy Jeremy has ever gotten😂😂 he looked so good in the bear😅

  • @jadeivymonet
    @jadeivymonet Год назад +165

    I really love that he's trying his best at being Jay-Z instead of appropriately being a Beastie Boy because he's really killing me lmao

    • @nellyrose392
      @nellyrose392 Год назад +20

      I was getting a drake vibe and since he’s mixed the blaccent is just so you know he’s trying to be a MIXED rapper not a black rapper

    • @PinkCatsy
      @PinkCatsy Год назад +8

      I was also thinking he was trying to sound like Drake. But I can see Jay-Z

    • @michelleb2722
      @michelleb2722 Год назад +2

      bestie boy 💀

    • @jadeivymonet
      @jadeivymonet Год назад

      @@michelleb2722 bestie you saw NOTHING 😂

    • @Witchy_Hoo
      @Witchy_Hoo Год назад +15

      “appropriately being a Beastie Boy” I know this is about wanting him to just sound like himself instead of doing a blaccent but I am CRYING at this comment

  • @magzieforfunj187
    @magzieforfunj187 Год назад +4

    He sounds like a lot of aspiring white rappers.

  • @pairashootpants5373
    @pairashootpants5373 Год назад +3

    Loves the Doja Cat vid and this one more! Also love when the two of u are together on a vid. Montaine def thinks hes the Bear, but hes def NOT the Bear.

  • @stephiguess737
    @stephiguess737 Год назад +77

    i think the worst trend of 2023 so far is musical apology videos

  • @amelia_artz2773
    @amelia_artz2773 Год назад +346

    God i love this duo so much, yall are TOO underrated

  • @kaka_cake
    @kaka_cake Год назад +8

    I’ve always hated seeing this guys normal tiktoks on my fyp, filling me with cringe, I’m so happy to see there’s some solid evidence of cringe we can all agree on

  • @haileyvelker8976
    @haileyvelker8976 Год назад +2

    "i'm jumping"
    "no don't jump 🥺"

  • @liv9772
    @liv9772 Год назад +64

    Devs laugh is such a serotonin boost

  • @AwesometownUSA
    @AwesometownUSA Год назад +27

    3:42 “please stop hating on me I’m tired of it [beat starts] I never get tired of the hate I love the hate please keep giving me hate”

  • @manicpdnora
    @manicpdnora Год назад +6

    I think it's insane how he's trying to be eminem but at least eminem didn't make an accent and change his voice when rapping bc this guy is a whole other level of cringe and insanity

    • @smaaron_j_46
      @smaaron_j_46 Год назад

      Actually, he had a whole album where he put on a weird accent 😭

  • @Hazel_Toyota
    @Hazel_Toyota Год назад +4

    i want someone to look at me the way dev looks at nick

  • @stephmgreen
    @stephmgreen Год назад +168

    Anyone that remembers the 2000s knows that it’s not a period of high quality music and art. It’s nostalgic and fun for myself but I’m so tired of seeing people make horrible fashion and music choices and acting like the 2000s was dope. If I hear someone say they wish they were around in the 2000s, I’m going to find a wall to climb and jump like Nick.
    Also, he *absolutely* thinks he’s like Jeremy Allen White’s character from The Bear. Some girl that he thought was hot said they looked alike and he made it his entire identity.

    • @briteboy6131
      @briteboy6131 Год назад +22

      There's some amazing music from that era, but it was all by artists that weren't big yet. I'm old and actually experienced the late 90's and early 00's, and the culture then was ABSOLUTE TRASH
      Nu Metal was huge, dudes were making money with lyrics that were straight up sexist and homophobic, and even some good punk bands would dress like the guy that would either want to beat you up or try and bum weed or alcohol from you

    • @stephmgreen
      @stephmgreen Год назад +8

      @@briteboy6131 “experienced” as in you were alive? Or as in you were an adult that went out and experienced music as an adult? Because I bet we’re similar in age and I probably wouldn’t consider that old.
      Either way, you’re looking at it with rose colored glasses. Sure, do I know all the words to every quintessential 90s & early aught’s songs? Yeah. Do I sing them in public? No. Dave Matthews Band was at its peak during that time too. I thought it was cool to listen to Semi-Charmed Kind of Life. If I scroll those lyrics today, I’d get a chill up my spine. Livin La Vida Loca wasn’t peak musicality either. Sure, there was Biggie.. there was Tupac… No Doubt.. Green Day.. Weezer.. but also Gettin Jiggy Wit It.. there was Ridin’.. but just a few short years later Jeffree Star started making music. Let’s not kid ourselves. It wasn’t great. It was a lot of really skeezy disgusting groomer-type men that made music specifically to prey on women. Do I shamelessly listen now? Honestly, not really. But if it comes on, I will. But if my kid was like “mom, you need to listen to this incredible song..” and they put on Gym Class Heroes in the car, I’d take them home and make them sit and watch old episodes of TRL Clockwork Orange style until she realized it was a dark time for us all.

    • @Yourhumbledictator
      @Yourhumbledictator Год назад

      @@stephmgreen Your problem is that you care too much about artists personal lives, I'm 22 years old and could not care less if who I listen to is a rapist, if they make good music I don't care.

    • @bigman7449
      @bigman7449 Год назад

      @@Yourhumbledictatorwtf??? Unhinged brain rot seek help

    • @stephmgreen
      @stephmgreen Год назад +1

      @@Yourhumbledictator yeah, that’s demented. You think Hitler’s art should be appreciated? You only don’t care because you’re either too young to understand the impact you have as a listener or too sheltered. And when did I say that’s the only reason the music was awful? It was awful all by itself.

  • @FoulMouthFishing666
    @FoulMouthFishing666 Год назад +153

    It's hard to concentrate on the vid when I have an overwhelming urge to clown on that hat lol. My great grandma used to bedazzle a buncha goofy hats and give em to us as presents, and naturally we were forced to wear em to show our appreciation. Blink twice if your grandma is holding you at gun point.

    • @annanguyen1544
      @annanguyen1544 Год назад +2

      😃😄😃

    • @genesismarz
      @genesismarz Год назад +10

      I know right? My eyes kept drifting to the hat throughout the whole vid but thats why we love nick lmao

    • @wateryhotcocoa2918
      @wateryhotcocoa2918 Год назад +26

      wym?? that hat is flames

    • @lucastaylor3399
      @lucastaylor3399 Год назад +16

      No that hat is fire

    • @admiraloverdone
      @admiraloverdone Год назад +2

      My grandma would do stuff like this with shirts! lmao

  • @len518
    @len518 Год назад +3

    “Step one I never get tired of the hate” THATS NOT A FUCKING STEP

  • @ZoeyHater
    @ZoeyHater Год назад +9

    Nick about to jump off the couch because of what they watched is so funny

  • @slevin003
    @slevin003 Год назад +49

    the way he makes sure his tattoos are in frame

  • @frutigaero
    @frutigaero Год назад +817

    I giggle and kick my feet when nick posts

    • @karii_xoxo
      @karii_xoxo Год назад +2

      bro what...

    • @melodyhaviland9393
      @melodyhaviland9393 Год назад +40

      @@karii_xoxounbased.

    • @diper911_
      @diper911_ Год назад +9

      @@karii_xoxo bro what...

    • @ajawrr
      @ajawrr Год назад

      Whoa..

    • @EchoDylan
      @EchoDylan Год назад +43

      my friends and I call this "kickling" because I misspoke once-

  • @ginschleuder
    @ginschleuder Год назад +4

    Bro raps like lin manuel miranda

  • @megismissing
    @megismissing Год назад +2

    nick that denim cross hat is EVERYTHING

  • @emilyresch7049
    @emilyresch7049 Год назад +51

    NICK WHEN YOU STARTED CLIMBING THE COUCH I LOST IT😭😭

    • @saritavenkatapathynaidu9533
      @saritavenkatapathynaidu9533 Год назад +3

      It’s how this dude makes me feel, it truly is such a good expression of the feeling he gives… like you’d do anything to stop it and you’re literally clawing at the walls and trying to climb away.

  • @TDAbiber
    @TDAbiber Год назад +73

    Nick climbing the sofa SENT ME LMAO

    • @leebubbles
      @leebubbles Год назад +1

      I literally came upon your comment when he was climbing the couch😭😭

    • @frankensteinlives
      @frankensteinlives 11 месяцев назад

      Me tooooooo!

  • @Sawdustinthemakeup
    @Sawdustinthemakeup Год назад +2

    It would've been better if he said "I know the hate comments only happen cause I ate 💅🏻💃" but he wasn't brave enough

  • @ChrissyTinaT
    @ChrissyTinaT Год назад +130

    And we’ll never know what he’s actually cooking because he refuses to put the camera at any other angle. Seriously, it’s like he recorded those in a way to literally talk down to the viewers on tiktok.

    • @inebriationconversation4526
      @inebriationconversation4526 Год назад

      I thought it was a dom/sub thing? Like the camera is permanently dick height

    • @sergioperez5978
      @sergioperez5978 Год назад +3

      He just put his phone down it isn’t that deep y’all just so sensitive

    • @reckless_herb
      @reckless_herb Год назад +15

      @@sergioperez5978or it’s joke and you’re too sensitive. it’s not that deep

  • @jeremygreen2883
    @jeremygreen2883 Год назад +31

    Its great to see Lay-Z spitting these sick rhymes.

  • @tash8697
    @tash8697 Год назад +7

    Nick trying to jump perfectly encapsulates how I feel about this tiktok guy

  • @Raezra
    @Raezra Год назад +5

    I always love the dynamic between you two when you do videos together like at 20:24 it's always so funny.

  • @PickledThyme1
    @PickledThyme1 Год назад +23

    My favorite part is that he starts with step 1 and never gets to step 2.

  • @shuriflwrs
    @shuriflwrs Год назад +154

    he's riddled with charlie puth energy

  • @casrm
    @casrm Год назад +5

    cutting board 🥺🥺

  • @Michaelalovespandas
    @Michaelalovespandas Год назад +3

    He sounds like a mix between my 9 year old sister (who can’t pronounce rs) and my white coworker in his 30s who says stuff like “I’m finna dip fam”

  • @maggie-lc8rq
    @maggie-lc8rq Год назад +154

    nick's best videos happen when he warns us about being a hater. u do u nick

  • @aubreymcclure6234
    @aubreymcclure6234 Год назад +226

    Nick I have no social media and I thank you so much for keeping me up to date

    • @Hayley-Dreamsmasher-Smith
      @Hayley-Dreamsmasher-Smith Год назад +7

      Literally same 😂

    • @AshiwiZuni
      @AshiwiZuni Год назад +9

      You are both on youtube isnt that social media? Like commenting and “liking” stuff etc.? Like your content is subject to the same kind of algorithm tik tok and facebook and all those others use too.

    • @aubreymcclure6234
      @aubreymcclure6234 Год назад +25

      @vincevaldez4954 I was literally trying to make a quick comment no need to get upset

    • @Hayley-Dreamsmasher-Smith
      @Hayley-Dreamsmasher-Smith Год назад +31

      @@AshiwiZuni Thank you for stating the obvious lol, we meant any social media other than RUclips, we get our info about things going on with other popular social media apps through nick’s RUclips videos because we don’t have those other apps. 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @Farticuss
      @Farticuss Год назад +2

      What do you intend to do with this incredible font of knowledge he's bestowed upon you?

  • @aslinn346
    @aslinn346 Год назад +5

    The way I got so scared when you first mentioned this guy called Montaine and thought you were going to talk about the Australian musician Montaigne lmao

  • @BluSober
    @BluSober Год назад +2

    “Are you ready for your rap lessons?”
    *J Cole gulps*
    *Kendrick Lamar breathes heavily*
    *Kanye West nods nervously*
    *Jay-Z sighs*
    “Yes, Montaine" they say in unison

  • @aresxna
    @aresxna Год назад +35

    Guy seems like he wants to be some kind of Walmart brand Jeremy Allen White

    • @katelynnshadoan
      @katelynnshadoan Год назад +7

      thanks for putting this into words

    • @saritavenkatapathynaidu9533
      @saritavenkatapathynaidu9533 Год назад +5

      Walmart brand is too good for what he is, he’s at best a overly expensive drop shipped copy item using an original video of Jeremy Allen White to advertise their shitty copy of the outside with no visible functionality inside or out.
      You may be able to tell I’ve had experience ordering something I didn’t realize was a dropshipped piece of shit and dating/befriending men who are pieces of shit.
      But I take that knowledge and move forward knowing how to avoid all that now.

  • @birdbrain_jay
    @birdbrain_jay Год назад +84

    two dev and nick videos in the same hour is a massive win

  • @Anthophobia
    @Anthophobia Год назад +5

    He’s not Eminem he’s M&M 💀

  • @alyssa.simmons
    @alyssa.simmons Год назад +2

    “bars is clean like bars of soap” is such a goofy line, i dislike it so much

  • @ellicurus
    @ellicurus Год назад +10

    Part of me was wondering “did he try to make it sound like ‘cutting board’ - ‘cuz they bored’ - ‘cutting board’” idk but that just seems like a few levels too high for his mental capacity.

  • @abbywimberley7047
    @abbywimberley7047 Год назад +37

    What’s crazy is if he’d ditch the earbuds he wouldn’t struggle to cut his vegetables so much 😭

  • @punxsutawneyphilofficial
    @punxsutawneyphilofficial Год назад +2

    Men be like "the more niche their interests or hobbies are, the hotter it makes them." But when I start talking about my special interest in amusement park and workplace accidents/disasters, then it's "weird" and "creepy" smh

  • @GhostATW
    @GhostATW Год назад +2

    I love it when a person I've never met before or ever heard from tells me "I've said it before I'll say it again". How the hell should I know what you've said before and why should I care?

  • @melodyhaviland9393
    @melodyhaviland9393 Год назад +47

    i ordered a hat like nicks and now i wear it every time he uploads its my favorite tradition

    • @DrEcho
      @DrEcho Год назад +4

      Damn that's wholesome

  • @camdecay
    @camdecay Год назад +37

    can’t say why but this is drake’s fault

  • @moreat6withari
    @moreat6withari Год назад +2

    you two are genuinely my fav collab i love to watch. you gotta be traveling souls or something bc you guys are two peas in a pod fr

    • @moreat6withari
      @moreat6withari Год назад

      you're literally each other in different fonts

  • @frankensteinlives
    @frankensteinlives 11 месяцев назад +2

    Rhyming words with themselves causes psychic damage I will die on this hill