Brendan is an excellent example of how the world really works. It's all about networking, who you know. He has managed to make an entire career off of being friends with Joe Rogan.
The Taquito/Keto 'joke' was actually from an episode of JRE where Brandon repeatedly and redactedly referred to the Keto diet as the Taquito diet. Cool how he made his mother in law look like the moron instead of admitting it was him tho.
When I heard someone say one of his jokes was: “My wife told me, ‘Go grab those Mexican cookies.”, so I told her, ‘Mexican cookies? What is that? Chocolate chip cookies…WITH SALSA!!’” I was certain it was a troll lying so I checked for myself and yes….this was an actual joke that he worked hours on.
What a terrible joke , i too thought it was a troll and he could not be that bad , wow he is worse . Rogan and rest of Rogan sycophants did schaub no favors by telling him he should do comedy cause this is worse than his MMA career where he could at least be completive with mid tier fighters .
Inflation, war, shootings... Just when I thought things couldn't get worse, Brendan opened his botox'd lips again. If it wasn't for Beige I wouldn't be able to laugh at this absurdity
Yeah this is the first place anybody has made fun of it ever. Not even like Speaking already made this same video. Glad you can laugh though you loose wet turd brain idiot
I would like to challenge everybody to watch the full 25 minutes of this. Use it as a comedy palate cleanser. I did it, and have seen 2 other specials since then and they were incredible. The air was fresher, colors were brighter, everything was better. Thanks B
Lol I unintentionally did that. I stopped like 10 minutes in and watched a Lee Mack stand up routine live at the Apollo. He's a British comedian for people who don't know. Not the best comedian ever but after Brendan I was just in tears of laughter and saying "Now that's a comedian "
The comedy world is turning on him. A club owner recently exposed him for only selling 20 tickets to his show. I feel like a second documentary may be needed in a few months
Good. I hope he boxes himself out all circles. Dude is a shameless liar. If he was smarter, he’d go into politics because he sure is comfortable with lying to people and just swaying with the popular opinions and stances.
“Yo we got a mountain lion problem ya’ll. Comedy Gold”. The narrator burns Brendan consistently and thoroughly for 15 minutes straight. This guy is a treasure.
You’re waiting on a video from a man hating on another man who’s out here doing things he can’t. Keep hating, just admit he’s a great comedian and this new special proved you guys wrong!
Schaub's bad at comedy the same way this "youtuber" is bad at editing videos. The only reason he even gets clicks is because of Schaub. When he finally moves out of his mom's house at the ripe age of 40 he should make another video thanking Schaub along with all the other successful people he bashes from the luxury of his mom's basement.
It's inexplicable to me that Brandon, who's spent his adult life in Los Angeles, and is addressing a crowd in Texas, apparently thinks huevos rancheros is some exotic Mexican dish. Anyone, anywhere who has so much as set their pinky toe in a Mexican restaurant knows what these dishes are and how they're pronounced. You're allowed to fudge a bit on the premise of your jokes, but his premises are so mystifyingly wide of the mark for payoffs that in no way redeem them.
@@Lawviathan bruh , being from Mexico ...it was hard watching this , I'm of the thought he only ate the resort food in mexico when he went .... He literally just named things Chicanos do in LA and passed it off as authentic mexican
Lmao yeah, the dude is in THE most Mexican place not named Mexico and is talking about the culture like it's a completely foreign concept. Not only is he bad at telling jokes, he's bad at knowing his audience.
"Flying out of Schaub's mouth like drunken Outlaws getting defenestrated in a western movie" is funnier as a single sentence then the entirety of this special
Don't think it could get worse? Could he make a new special titled something awful like "The Gringo Papi" and it be worse than his previous special before? Well I got an answer for you, and I think "you'd be surprised" by it
I was literally just rewatching your Schaub documentary and thinking "damn I hope Biege makes a video about the new special". Beast of a werk ethnic bapa
I actually just finished it and it’s awfully funny and Beige is absolutely dead-on in his assessment. Besides, with this channel, great content is almost assured the moment I click on it. In fact, it gets a like before I’ve seen a second of it…you’re not going to call the RUclips police on me, are you?! As far as Sad Boys 1996…go fuck yourself, moron.
Dude, the "tell jokes in his pants" line got me so good lmao. I didn't expect to laugh at that as much as I did. Your seemingly caustic sense of humor paired with your "flat" delivery is really interesting, but it works really well. You do good research, obviously, but I don't know if you get enough credit for how funny you are, as well.
Everyone hating on this special and Brendan (aka the GOAT) simply because they are jealous. His stand up is far better than Theo Von, Bobby Lee, etc. the only one that beats him is Dave chappelle MAYBE. Keep hating y’all, jealous haters.
I dont get it .. who is carlton? carlin wouldve made sense… schaub is a baller. Just because you his cant understand his style doesnt mean its objectively bad. I put him up there with B ill Hicks and Dave Attell, one of the greats. Come on, he practically carries Theo. You guys are are a bunch of jealous trolls.
Everyone said this show was a Trainwreck so I watched it not knowing anything ahead of time. without foreknowledge of the show, I actually thought that he was going to burst into tears at a couple points in the second half. Like there was this profound desperation to his jokes that seemed like it was leading to him becoming self aware and having a shame fueled breakdown
Sometimes I wonder if Rogan ever looks at this dude and has a Dr. Frankenstein moment where he realizes he's unleashed a monster upon the comedy world.
Your analysis of shitty stand ups are comparable to Red Letter Media's analysis of shitty movies. Never will I subject myself to a minute of Schob's "stand ups", but I've watched all your videos on him at least twice. Keep suffering for our sake Beige.
@@BeigeFrequency you’re so jealous of Brendan. Keep hating cause he’s out doing things you can’t. His special is far better than Dave Chappelle’s last special everyone was saying was sooooo good. Lol what a joke. Gringo Papi is the second best special to come out in the last 5 years, right after “You’d Be Surprised”. Keep hating on the GOAT.
Here's the thing: my wife is actually a "not Taco Bell" Mexicana, from Michoacan, and immigrated to the US about a decade ago, unlike Schaub's wife (who was born in LA, if I'm not mistaken). I'm no comedian, but I can't imagine dedicating half of my material towards making fun of her accent, family, or heritage and still expecting her to touch my "thiccc boi". But seriously, I have no illusions that being married to her gives me some kind of pass to insult her cultural identity, or make up wild and untrue stories about her history. I don't know, maybe Schaub's wife truly loves him, but it's hard to imagine that she isn't at least a little embarrassed by the "jokes" he tells at the expense of her and her family.
I would say most rich and famous people have open marriages so she’s aloud do what she wants look at McGregor he has a family and 3 kids but he would cheat on he’s wife girlfriend first chance he gets Apparently he was with Rita Ora so wouldn’t surprise me.
She posted a picture of her and her entire family sitting in the living room with a caption like "about to watch the new special with the fam!" Wonder what that was like 😬
He called his wife a rattlesnake and called his kids monsters. Not that successful comedians haven't done that before, but then, anything is allowable in comedy if it actually makes people laugh. In Schaub's case, it just ends up seeming like gratuitous ill will.
Your drawings are gettin’ so much better each time dude. Was really excited to hear your thoughts on this. Kinda amazing that someone who records like….20 hours of podcasts a week can’t at least string together a couple of interesting premises incidentally. Also mysterious he can’t hire any random person who wants to be a cinematographer to make his special look good with some DSLR’s
Its the biggest sign that brendan shouldnt be doing stand up. If you put in almost a decade of practice into something and you havent improved, AT ALL then i think its time to come down to reality bapa.
For sure the art is looking technically better but my fav is still Quinton. I guess you're good and making the art look like the people's personalities.
I have never laughed at one thing Schaub has ever said, on a podcast or on stage. I want to say I cant believe Rogan ever told him he was funny, but knowing Rogan's comedy I actually can believe it.
I laugh any time he talked about one of his MMA fights or grappling matches in retrospect. His delusions of grandeur in both his accomplishments and skills are fucking bonkers.
Rogan has had a couple of funny moments on his podcast when he's not trying to be a comedian. As a comedian, Rogan is a joke. It's hard to say he's any better than Shaub really.. Just a bit more intelligent and sophisticated in the way he puts his performance together. But in terms of how funny Rogan's stand up is, and how much it makes me laugh - Rogan and Shaub are essentially equally terrible..
They’re both bad comedians but are popular enough and successful enough to make each believe they’re genuinely that funny. The worst is when Rogan talks about the business and craft of standup comedy as if he’s some living legend, and it’s rubbed off on Schaub who now likes to talk about the business of comedy as if his comedy specials were cash cows and a big drawl.
It genuinely took me about 3 hours to watch a half hour special, because I had to keep pausing it to take breaks from the 2nd hand embarrassment, and I was determined to sit through the entire thing, just so I wasn't labelled a "hater"
I sat through his first special to see for myself what his comedy is like and form my own opinion, yknow give him a fair chance. Man, that first special was so bad that it was enough to make me feel confident that his second special would be terrible. I don’t even have to watch the second special to know it’s that bad.
Lols! I know right? My favorite George Carlin joke was the one where he goes, "What's the deal with *today's* airline food?" Talk about leaving a snail trail on my industrial carpets!
It's all your fault. I had a good job as a carpenter, a family, and friends. Now I'm a homeless cat, and I don't madder. Only place I could find work was the dish pit at PF changs.
I’d say that watching his special was like watching a car accident I couldn’t turn away from, but a car accident has never given me an unsettling amount of secondhand embarrassment.
@JBSilverstein205 I’m not the one in this thread who’s basic enough to watch The Office. I’ll defer to your expertise on the matter though, clearly you’re well versed enough for me to trust your in-depth knowledge on the subject.
I legit laughed for a solid 5 minutes because of the Mexican cookie joke I didn't think it was possible for comedy to be so bad it's good, but Mistah Schaub did it
I’m not even going to lie a part of me really wants to see the fully unedited cut of all these ‘sets’ that they spliced together for this ‘special’. I’m almost willing to take that hit and watch them all.
@@-Dildo.Baggins. I love how this isn’t even exaggerated. He’s going to run out of family, and friends eventually. He can’t keep buying all of the tickets himself.
This is by far one of the best videos on this special. Alot of people just talked shit. I feel like you actually broke it down and explained why it wasn't funny instead of just making a video to make a video
@Joe Forge This vid is full of references to dumb things BS has said, like George "Carlton." What's more likely? Beige just happens to screw up the exact same words and names BS butchers, or Beige is intentionally referencing this guy's funniest failures to speak the only language he knows?
Its legit middle school humor. Just pick any ethnicity and make fun of their culture all while using a bad accent. For Schaub, the punchline is that he said many things in a Mexican accent, or that the thing he was referring to was Mexican. He’s F’ing corny and this special was terrible lmao
Yeah it's such lazy writing. If you're going to go there and make fun of Mexican cuisine you could easily just talk about how terrible pandulse is because it tastes like suger mixed with dry wall and you can break a car window with a stale one. Or anything like that? Simply saying a cookie with salsa is so basic and racist.
@@lynchinjesus It's lazy because Brendan's been punched in the head too often. . . . Actually, that sounds a bit harsh. It's more likely because he hasn't been punched in the head often enough. Either way, he's so utterly unfunny that everything he says or does becomes hilarious, and not for *any* of the reasons Brendan thinks. Which is funny in itself.
No it isn't. In the grand scheme of things, the guy is completely irrelevant. As the saying goes: A rising tide lifts all boats. Including garbage barges. Compared to some of the dreck the '90s stand-up boom inflicted on us, riding the coattails of the people who were actually good at it, Schaub is a total nothing. If you don't seek his shit out, he might as well not exist.He's not ubiquitous like some of those '90s oxygen thieves were for several years. Rob Schneider comes to mind. Stand-up comedy in the 1990s was a lot like punk rock in the 1970s - or podcasts nowadays, for that matter. A few really good acts all got somewhat popular around the same time, a few more less-good ones got super-popular and made tons of money for the record companies, then everybody who could climb on stage without breaking their necks got signed - and it all went into the toilet.
The stupidity of Brendan Schaub is evident and the craziest part about him sucking so badly at comedy is he has all these very funny friends(Theo Von, Chris Delia ect)that are too scared of him to tell him that he sucks and everyone thinks so🤦😆
I hadn't heard of this "special" until now. I would have preferred to stay ignorant of its existence but if I have to be educated about it, a Beige video is my preferred delivery method.
If I was in the middle of the birth of my child, I would immediately unclench my wifes hand and find 15 minutes and 14 seconds worth of privacy. That's how excited I am to watch this.
First time comedy specials are probably a lot like debut albums, it's the culmination of material the artist has been crafting over the course of their life. The follow up is the true test of artistry.
Worst part is he thinks he’s “leaning into the subreddit now”…. But he’s not he just acknowledges it but still claims it’s “attacks, radical, toxic, harassment” and still hasn’t taken ANY accountability for the Bobby Lee crap. He’s getting WORSE talking about comedy like he even knows anything about it at all. His friends are getting sick of it and he’s surrounded by weirdos and wieners. Reep want you sole bapa.
I was waiting for your vid to drop man!! It did not disappoint. Really hopeful for a more in depth summary of all the drama if that’s something you’d at all be into but if not I’m super happy with this man it’s great! (Also, as always your artwork is fucking on POINT!!!)
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Brendan is an excellent example of how the world really works. It's all about networking, who you know. He has managed to make an entire career off of being friends with Joe Rogan.
To be fair, he did fight in the UFC
The entire gang of Rogan orbiters prove it's about who you know. All of them have ruined stand-up comedy.
Brendan knows how Rogan because he fought in the UFC. He’s not joes nephew or somethin. Y’all are gross humans
Not even a best friend…. Just a friend a Rogan and he still shot up pretty high lol
@@HansKlopek I totally agree
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his voice with those exact words are burned into my head
Just how bad is Gringo Papi? You'd be surprised.
Haha
Your use of Brendan’s vocabulary throughout the video is noticed and appreciated.
I was trying to figure out why he was saying shit that way
George Carlton
I digest. Abyssal. I knew something was off. Right? This was done ironically... I hope
Bruh Patrick Star is smarter than brenda
The Don Johnson vaccine
“But I digest.” Lmao
Looked for this comment as soon as I heard it 😂
Stolen from Ali g
The Taquito/Keto 'joke' was actually from an episode of JRE where Brandon repeatedly and redactedly referred to the Keto diet as the Taquito diet. Cool how he made his mother in law look like the moron instead of admitting it was him tho.
I mean, that's a relatively common thing these guys with pods do. Gillis did it with his "Madea goes to the moon" joke in his special.
yea hes just pathetic and sad
It’s just a really really bad joke regardless of this fun fact.
In fact, this fun fact is actually more enjoyable than the joke itself lol
@@jb1996BLOP dont you ever compare Gillis to Brandon, how dare you
@@steverogers7601 ooof not a good comparison. Gillis is actually hilarious
When I heard someone say one of his jokes was: “My wife told me, ‘Go grab those Mexican cookies.”, so I told her, ‘Mexican cookies? What is that? Chocolate chip cookies…WITH SALSA!!’”
I was certain it was a troll lying so I checked for myself and yes….this was an actual joke that he worked hours on.
It must be a sophisticated joke within a joke, or an ironic throwback to the 80s. I mean, the alternative is almost sad.
If there had been a sitcom in the 1890s...
Is that what he said? I thought I heard eggs and cookies. Haha. A loud “Boo!” Can be heard right after he delivers that line. Haha
What a terrible joke , i too thought it was a troll and he could not be that bad , wow he is worse .
Rogan and rest of Rogan sycophants did schaub no favors by telling him he should do comedy cause this is worse than his MMA career where he could at least be completive with mid tier fighters .
I though the joke about his son speaking Spanish could, in theory, be funny, if it was delivered well.
Inflation, war, shootings...
Just when I thought things couldn't get worse, Brendan opened his botox'd lips again.
If it wasn't for Beige I wouldn't be able to laugh at this absurdity
Bbbbbut the Botox is for like migraines, swear to Christ bro. It’s like T shots man, but like only for your head. Man dude bruh, scouts honor 🤞🏻
Yeah this is the first place anybody has made fun of it ever. Not even like Speaking already made this same video. Glad you can laugh though you loose wet turd brain idiot
I can't stomach Brenda's comedy thank god Beige does the work for us. 😂
Brendan is an amazing comedian you are all just haters. People will be watching these specials for the next 10-300 years
Other people have been making great videos roasting him. I think speaking for funny made a good one
You guys not realizing that George Carlton is a Brendan reference is way funnier than this special was.
Thank you for clearing that up. I was like, George Whaaaa?! Should've known BumbleDick said it first...
@@paulyskudder4490 there's many more references that people don't get lol
This video is just as unfunny as brendan
But I digest...
Lots of people are fortunate enough to have not watched enough Schahb to hear him mispronounce Carlin. Envy those people.
The best part is Beige absolutely nailed every mispronunciation Brendan makes but so casually said during the video!
I would like to challenge everybody to watch the full 25 minutes of this. Use it as a comedy palate cleanser. I did it, and have seen 2 other specials since then and they were incredible. The air was fresher, colors were brighter, everything was better. Thanks B
i axtually felt that way too
You think this would make a woman's comedy special actually funny? I've never found a single female set to make me laugh once.
@@lynchinjesus lets not get carried away
It's like a humor enema
Lol I unintentionally did that. I stopped like 10 minutes in and watched a Lee Mack stand up routine live at the Apollo. He's a British comedian for people who don't know. Not the best comedian ever but after Brendan I was just in tears of laughter and saying "Now that's a comedian "
Props to Joe Rogan for stealing a joke from Gringo Papi for his latest special.
Real recognise real, except with ineptitude
The comedy world is turning on him. A club owner recently exposed him for only selling 20 tickets to his show. I feel like a second documentary may be needed in a few months
for the love of god i need a source
Good. I hope he boxes himself out all circles.
Dude is a shameless liar. If he was smarter, he’d go into politics because he sure is comfortable with lying to people and just swaying with the popular opinions and stances.
please provide a source I need this
That club owner is my new hero
Beige should definitely keep an eye on this, he could be chronicling the new Chris Chan.
Shout out to all the homeless cats out there. Gotta walg em to the trugg
“Yo we got a mountain lion problem ya’ll. Comedy Gold”. The narrator burns Brendan consistently and thoroughly for 15 minutes straight. This guy is a treasure.
A perfect ending Comdey Gold
C'mon - What's a Mexican cookie? A chocolate chip cookie with salsa on it? You're telling me that isn't gold?
I've been waiting for Beige's take on this. As always you did not disappoint.
he forgot the middle east music did ISIS copyright strike him??
You’re waiting on a video from a man hating on another man who’s out here doing things he can’t. Keep hating, just admit he’s a great comedian and this new special proved you guys wrong!
@@TheBeigeRaider Yes
@@TheBeigeRaider Hi mark
Schaub's bad at comedy the same way this "youtuber" is bad at editing videos. The only reason he even gets clicks is because of Schaub.
When he finally moves out of his mom's house at the ripe age of 40 he should make another video thanking Schaub along with all the other successful people he bashes from the luxury of his mom's basement.
It's inexplicable to me that Brandon, who's spent his adult life in Los Angeles, and is addressing a crowd in Texas, apparently thinks huevos rancheros is some exotic Mexican dish. Anyone, anywhere who has so much as set their pinky toe in a Mexican restaurant knows what these dishes are and how they're pronounced. You're allowed to fudge a bit on the premise of your jokes, but his premises are so mystifyingly wide of the mark for payoffs that in no way redeem them.
As a man with a Nicaraguan wife. I know so many more dishes he could have used that would have made the joke better, or at least make sense.
You ever see the bit in SNL where Keenan Thompson does Big Papi on Update? Brendan was biting that.
Hell, huevos rancheros are even sometimes just called Southwestern omelets. Schlaubo just wants the bean pass.
@@Lawviathan bruh , being from Mexico ...it was hard watching this , I'm of the thought he only ate the resort food in mexico when he went .... He literally just named things Chicanos do in LA and passed it off as authentic mexican
Lmao yeah, the dude is in THE most Mexican place not named Mexico and is talking about the culture like it's a completely foreign concept. Not only is he bad at telling jokes, he's bad at knowing his audience.
"Flying out of Schaub's mouth like drunken Outlaws getting defenestrated in a western movie" is funnier as a single sentence then the entirety of this special
I’m so happy that you used the word “defenestration”
"I can't believe he could do a worst comedy special than before..."
"You'd be surprised."
wust pain of yo lyfe mista shab
@@Derek_Keenan "It's not the Russian state. It's the COUNTRY of Russia".
"I think he'd fuck you up" - Joe Rogan on Brandon Schaub's comedy 2 years ago
Lmaoooo
Don't think it could get worse? Could he make a new special titled something awful like "The Gringo Papi" and it be worse than his previous special before? Well I got an answer for you, and I think "you'd be surprised" by it
I was literally just rewatching your Schaub documentary and thinking "damn I hope Biege makes a video about the new special".
Beast of a werk ethnic bapa
Oh hell yes, Beige…I’ve been waiting for this and, as usual, you have not let me down.
Fantastic stuff, my friend…can’t wait to see this.
sus af comment. he isnt going to sleep with you bro
@@SadBoysCollectiveCirca96 why do you keep posting this ?
Great video, never watched it.
Knock yourself out...
ruclips.net/video/s4zH9mu_0Oc/видео.html
I actually just finished it and it’s awfully funny and Beige is absolutely dead-on in his assessment. Besides, with this channel, great content is almost assured the moment I click on it. In fact, it gets a like before I’ve seen a second of it…you’re not going to call the RUclips police on me, are you?!
As far as Sad Boys 1996…go fuck yourself, moron.
9:12 - George “Carlton”? Is that something Brendan said?
Also, you didn’t give Brendan cauliflower ears.
Yes 😂
Dude, the "tell jokes in his pants" line got me so good lmao. I didn't expect to laugh at that as much as I did. Your seemingly caustic sense of humor paired with your "flat" delivery is really interesting, but it works really well. You do good research, obviously, but I don't know if you get enough credit for how funny you are, as well.
He's no Porsalin, but he is a funny guy
Brenda makes pudding head Genova look like a towering intellectual.
All hail Janoy Cresva.
I have no idea what you both are talking about but im gonna agree anyway
Everyone hating on this special and Brendan (aka the GOAT) simply because they are jealous. His stand up is far better than Theo Von, Bobby Lee, etc. the only one that beats him is Dave chappelle MAYBE. Keep hating y’all, jealous haters.
it sick it piss
Stop talk shit
"Makes it look like a George Carlton special"
Did not expect, and now I am dead.
“Carlin Carlin Carlin”
-The Kid
Dicey Dicey
I dont get it .. who is carlton? carlin wouldve made sense… schaub is a baller. Just because you his cant understand his style doesnt mean its objectively bad. I put him up there with B ill Hicks and Dave Attell, one of the greats. Come on, he practically carries Theo. You guys are are a bunch of jealous trolls.
@@bobanonymous6814 because Schaub called Geoge Carlin, George Carlton
@@bobanonymous6814 oof
The amount of terrible content Biege ingests to save us is really admirable, thank you for your service!
*Beige
Everyone said this show was a Trainwreck so I watched it not knowing anything ahead of time. without foreknowledge of the show, I actually thought that he was going to burst into tears at a couple points in the second half. Like there was this profound desperation to his jokes that seemed like it was leading to him becoming self aware and having a shame fueled breakdown
Brutal haha
Tremendous review lol
Sometimes I wonder if Rogan ever looks at this dude and has a Dr. Frankenstein moment where he realizes he's unleashed a monster upon the comedy world.
Your analysis of shitty stand ups are comparable to Red Letter Media's analysis of shitty movies. Never will I subject myself to a minute of Schob's "stand ups", but I've watched all your videos on him at least twice. Keep suffering for our sake Beige.
I've been thinking about doing a belated video on Jeff Foxworthy's latest special. That was truly the worst special I've ever seen.
@@BeigeFrequency you’re so jealous of Brendan. Keep hating cause he’s out doing things you can’t. His special is far better than Dave Chappelle’s last special everyone was saying was sooooo good. Lol what a joke. Gringo Papi is the second best special to come out in the last 5 years, right after “You’d Be Surprised”. Keep hating on the GOAT.
@@BeigeFrequency You should!
@@TheBeigeRaider the trolling is obvious
@@FreefallSC yea okay. Keep hating.
Here's the thing: my wife is actually a "not Taco Bell" Mexicana, from Michoacan, and immigrated to the US about a decade ago, unlike Schaub's wife (who was born in LA, if I'm not mistaken). I'm no comedian, but I can't imagine dedicating half of my material towards making fun of her accent, family, or heritage and still expecting her to touch my "thiccc boi". But seriously, I have no illusions that being married to her gives me some kind of pass to insult her cultural identity, or make up wild and untrue stories about her history. I don't know, maybe Schaub's wife truly loves him, but it's hard to imagine that she isn't at least a little embarrassed by the "jokes" he tells at the expense of her and her family.
I would say most rich and famous people have open marriages so she’s aloud do what she wants look at McGregor he has a family and 3 kids but he would cheat on he’s wife girlfriend first chance he gets Apparently he was with Rita Ora so wouldn’t surprise me.
She posted a picture of her and her entire family sitting in the living room with a caption like "about to watch the new special with the fam!"
Wonder what that was like 😬
@@cash4goldteeth Duuuuude, ouch. Schaub is lucky to be alive.
Dicey dicey
He called his wife a rattlesnake and called his kids monsters. Not that successful comedians haven't done that before, but then, anything is allowable in comedy if it actually makes people laugh. In Schaub's case, it just ends up seeming like gratuitous ill will.
Your drawings are gettin’ so much better each time dude. Was really excited to hear your thoughts on this. Kinda amazing that someone who records like….20 hours of podcasts a week can’t at least string together a couple of interesting premises incidentally. Also mysterious he can’t hire any random person who wants to be a cinematographer to make his special look good with some DSLR’s
Boooo, don't use a dslr's for video.
Its the biggest sign that brendan shouldnt be doing stand up. If you put in almost a decade of practice into something and you havent improved, AT ALL then i think its time to come down to reality bapa.
For sure the art is looking technically better but my fav is still Quinton. I guess you're good and making the art look like the people's personalities.
why hire an expert for something when you can just have your team do it?
True.
Looks *exactly* like Patrice O'neal and the lollipop looked delicious.
That there's only 25min from 5 nights that STILL includes audible boos, I mean holy shit.
“Dare” in the headlines, I saw what you did there.
I have never laughed at one thing Schaub has ever said, on a podcast or on stage. I want to say I cant believe Rogan ever told him he was funny, but knowing Rogan's comedy I actually can believe it.
how was the Triton series?
Rogan is nearly as bad as Schaub. Absolutely horrendous comedians
I laugh any time he talked about one of his MMA fights or grappling matches in retrospect. His delusions of grandeur in both his accomplishments and skills are fucking bonkers.
Rogan has had a couple of funny moments on his podcast when he's not trying to be a comedian. As a comedian, Rogan is a joke. It's hard to say he's any better than Shaub really.. Just a bit more intelligent and sophisticated in the way he puts his performance together. But in terms of how funny Rogan's stand up is, and how much it makes me laugh - Rogan and Shaub are essentially equally terrible..
They’re both bad comedians but are popular enough and successful enough to make each believe they’re genuinely that funny.
The worst is when Rogan talks about the business and craft of standup comedy as if he’s some living legend, and it’s rubbed off on Schaub who now likes to talk about the business of comedy as if his comedy specials were cash cows and a big drawl.
It genuinely took me about 3 hours to watch a half hour special, because I had to keep pausing it to take breaks from the 2nd hand embarrassment, and I was determined to sit through the entire thing, just so I wasn't labelled a "hater"
I sat through his first special to see for myself what his comedy is like and form my own opinion, yknow give him a fair chance.
Man, that first special was so bad that it was enough to make me feel confident that his second special would be terrible.
I don’t even have to watch the second special to know it’s that bad.
At this point it's only his haydurs that watch him
LMFAO same here. Took me about 2 hours to get thru it all
You are a better man than I, I simply couldn't finish it. I made it to the first hacky messican joke
Sucks to be you.
Never clicked on a notification faster in my life. Thank you for the great content BF! Look forward to more of your MMA Lore videos
Same I was wondering if he would cover this it would be a shame if he hadn’t
Same here!
This guy is your boyfriend? Lol
kinda sus comment
@@FpvMental yes, we are partners in life.
That George "Carlton" joke was super deep, you really know your lore lol
Lols! I know right? My favorite George Carlin joke was the one where he goes, "What's the deal with *today's* airline food?" Talk about leaving a snail trail on my industrial carpets!
I can't believe that not ONE FRIEND said "Hey...maybe don't release this pile of feces."
It's all your fault. I had a good job as a carpenter, a family, and friends. Now I'm a homeless cat, and I don't madder. Only place I could find work was the dish pit at PF changs.
Schaub just added "hueggos ghancheros" and "Picou de Ghallho" to the PF changs menu.
Cant forget the sizzling fajitas
Scoobs pitiful "special" wouldn't even make the cut for one of the parody TV shows in GTA IV.
This is a master class in trolling. MR. Frequency you sir are a genius. Only the Tower of Babel could translate the first half for ole Papi
Your art progress is really inspiring man. God bless and thank you for the videos.
I’d say that watching his special was like watching a car accident I couldn’t turn away from, but a car accident has never given me an unsettling amount of secondhand embarrassment.
I'd say it was more like a chocolate chip with salsa on it.
@Bob Lazar shut up BRENDA
@JBSilverstein205 lol you watch The Office? Is it right up there with your Friends Blu-ray box set?
@JBSilverstein205 trying to get away from the fact that you admitted you watch The Office is commendable.
@JBSilverstein205 I’m not the one in this thread who’s basic enough to watch The Office. I’ll defer to your expertise on the matter though, clearly you’re well versed enough for me to trust your in-depth knowledge on the subject.
I legit laughed for a solid 5 minutes because of the Mexican cookie joke
I didn't think it was possible for comedy to be so bad it's good, but Mistah Schaub did it
No shit totally agree with he said Huevos rancheros and pico de gallo I lost it 😂
You’ve never seen zoolander 2 then
I’m laughing at him
Mistah Schaub
But yoh liyup
Worse pain yolife
the goats back, was just recently rewatching a lot of your old videos, never been happier to see this pop up in my feed
I’m not even going to lie a part of me really wants to see the fully unedited cut of all these ‘sets’ that they spliced together for this ‘special’. I’m almost willing to take that hit and watch them all.
Wow how funny and reblious you are
@@fredburns6846 Seethe harder
@@1sanitat1 lol
These videos are hilarious. Great Drawings btw, absolutely brilliant stuff.
Unbelievably excited to watch this
I’m honestly just shocked he was able to sell tickets to this “comedy” show 5 different times
i think it was a 90 seat club, but theres no way he sold out every show. Thats 450 tickets he doesnt have that many fans worldwide lol
Also sometimes when stand up do specials they give away free tickets to fill the room
@@chillingguy8386 no THEY WILL FILL THOSE SEATS like production will do whatever and have people corralled off the stage
@@-Dildo.Baggins. I love how this isn’t even exaggerated. He’s going to run out of family, and friends eventually. He can’t keep buying all of the tickets himself.
Friends and family
Between the quoted malapropisms and the ones thrown in for fun, I feel like I'm having a stroke while listening to this.
Bro went to Texas and expected them to not know gun laws lol
This is by far one of the best videos on this special. Alot of people just talked shit. I feel like you actually broke it down and explained why it wasn't funny instead of just making a video to make a video
Great work as always, Beige. Your art skills have leveled up as well, keep it up!
I think its funny as fuck that he refuses to stop doing comedy, if that’s the joke it’s funny as shit!
Bapa 1 million views tho water we dune here
Lmao yes
“But I digest” had me dyin 😂 this was so well done
I'm really hoping "but I digest" was some intentional word play because you seem way too smart to make a verbal blunder that bad lol.
E-Rock made this joke recently on Speaking For Funny, it worked cause he’s fat.
@Joe Forge This vid is full of references to dumb things BS has said, like George "Carlton." What's more likely? Beige just happens to screw up the exact same words and names BS butchers, or Beige is intentionally referencing this guy's funniest failures to speak the only language he knows?
@Joe Forge it’s a Brendan schaub reference
basically "you'd be surprised" had jokes written for him. "gringo papi" is all his. Dude is anti funny LOL
we have jokes at home, B *jokes at home. ay no *
Lmao he exposed himself
Yeah he admitted bert kreischer helped him with his whole first special.
That drawing is accurate and hilarious 😂
The "Mexican cookie" joke is so infuriatingly unfunny. Makes you wonder about the "jokes" that didn't make it onto the special
Its legit middle school humor.
Just pick any ethnicity and make fun of their culture all while using a bad accent.
For Schaub, the punchline is that he said many things in a Mexican accent, or that the thing he was referring to was Mexican.
He’s F’ing corny and this special was terrible lmao
Yeah it's such lazy writing. If you're going to go there and make fun of Mexican cuisine you could easily just talk about how terrible pandulse is because it tastes like suger mixed with dry wall and you can break a car window with a stale one. Or anything like that? Simply saying a cookie with salsa is so basic and racist.
@@lynchinjesus Definitely wouldn't categories that joke as racist, but incredibly lazy
@@pede6272 it's racist because it's lazy.
@@lynchinjesus It's lazy because Brendan's been punched in the head too often. . . . Actually, that sounds a bit harsh. It's more likely because he hasn't been punched in the head often enough. Either way, he's so utterly unfunny that everything he says or does becomes hilarious, and not for *any* of the reasons Brendan thinks. Which is funny in itself.
"But I digest" is a better bit than anything in Schaub's sets
It’s truly profound what brendon’s success says about our world
No it isn't. In the grand scheme of things, the guy is completely irrelevant.
As the saying goes: A rising tide lifts all boats. Including garbage barges. Compared to some of the dreck the '90s stand-up boom inflicted on us, riding the coattails of the people who were actually good at it, Schaub is a total nothing. If you don't seek his shit out, he might as well not exist.He's not ubiquitous like some of those '90s oxygen thieves were for several years. Rob Schneider comes to mind.
Stand-up comedy in the 1990s was a lot like punk rock in the 1970s - or podcasts nowadays, for that matter. A few really good acts all got somewhat popular around the same time, a few more less-good ones got super-popular and made tons of money for the record companies, then everybody who could climb on stage without breaking their necks got signed - and it all went into the toilet.
The stupidity of Brendan Schaub is evident and the craziest part about him sucking so badly at comedy is he has all these very funny friends(Theo Von, Chris Delia ect)that are too scared of him to tell him that he sucks and everyone thinks so🤦😆
His friends aren’t funny either They’re all degenerates
Everyone is afraid to rock the Joe Rogan boat.
Soon as you make fun of Schaub, it’ll get back to Rogan that you were being mean to him.
Toe is the ultimate degenerate idk why RUclips deleted my other comment
Little secret for you, life isnt a beige frequency video
''So, i went back and watched you'd be surprised''
Man, you are a hero. Sacrificing so much for us
Dat CTE really kickin’ in bapa
😂😂😂 I just realized the picture you're making is him saying "pico de Gaaaaaaahhhho" 🤣🤣🤣
I have been patiently waiting for this. Great job as always bud. Keep up the great work.
Surely at this point it can only be the case that he's the new Andy Kaufmam and he's trolling us by making us believe it's real
Man, I wish you could post more. Expose these fools
💯, especially with how eloquent he does it.
"But I digest..."
Thank you, Beige... that was beautiful.
watching you draw is truly mesmerizing lol such a good recap too, keep it up!
I am thinking of calling my dog the gringo puppy.
Your caricatures always have such a great likeness.
I have to wonder if the people who see him live are genuine fans or people who think he's a laughingstock.
probably people who didn't have anything to do and were given free tickets to a...show.
both
I was a fan but after this special and the whole Bobby Lee thing I think I'm done. I haven't listened to anything with him since.
A little column A, a lot of column B....
@@lynchinjesus honest question, what would make you be a fan of Schaub? Do you actually find him funny or entertaining?
Oh fuck been waiting for this lol DICEY DICEY!!!
His humor is high school jock level, just stereotypes and making others look bad while never making himself the butt of the joke.
Props for using "defenestrated".
I hadn't heard of this "special" until now. I would have preferred to stay ignorant of its existence but if I have to be educated about it, a Beige video is my preferred delivery method.
Give it a watch. It’s only 25 minutes.
@@onmike7944 why be a masochist and subject yourself to 25 minutes of pain for no reason?
@@Romanus- it’s important to experience this one for yourself. It’s the worst comedy set I’ve ever seen. It’s historically bad.
If I was in the middle of the birth of my child, I would immediately unclench my wifes hand and find 15 minutes and 14 seconds worth of privacy. That's how excited I am to watch this.
Lmao
🤣🤣🤣
I lost it at “Schaubanese.”
Carne asaahh is fucking hilarious i walk around repeating it in my head when i get bored lmao
Holy moly the word play and pronunciation is so good in your commentary, “daer in the headlights” killed me
First time comedy specials are probably a lot like debut albums, it's the culmination of material the artist has been crafting over the course of their life. The follow up is the true test of artistry.
Worst part is he thinks he’s “leaning into the subreddit now”…. But he’s not he just acknowledges it but still claims it’s “attacks, radical, toxic, harassment” and still hasn’t taken ANY accountability for the Bobby Lee crap. He’s getting WORSE talking about comedy like he even knows anything about it at all. His friends are getting sick of it and he’s surrounded by weirdos and wieners.
Reep want you sole bapa.
very funny, would watch it again. 10/10
“But I digest” classic Renato Laranja line! Well played
Love how the special being shorter in length was a big plus for you lol
Beige, God bless you for your continued use of Schaubian language for all of your videos. It gives me a pavlovian chill everytime I hear, " I digest."
Why?
Did you get trained against it by a guy with a water gun or something? Makes no sense.
Stop trying to use big words.
Great vid , I’d love a breakdown of the tiger belly controversy. I feel like it’s more nuanced the Brendan being his usual lobotomized self.
Love how the drawing went from what was seemingly a microphone to a lollipop 😂
That was such a twist
did everyone commenting "tHe TErm iS dIGreSs" not see the other 1000 comments saying the same thing
I was waiting for your vid to drop man!! It did not disappoint. Really hopeful for a more in depth summary of all the drama if that’s something you’d at all be into but if not I’m super happy with this man it’s great!
(Also, as always your artwork is fucking on POINT!!!)
To be fair Mr. Frequency, it IS all the way up to a 1.1 out of 10.
It's a shame you can't use any footage because he'll instantly take it down. Nonetheless still another excellent video.
Our sheep overlord hath blessed us again with even more CTEening HEHEHEHEHEEEE
Didn’t even realize Schaub had another special, I thought this was going to actually be about Alf haha
dicey dicey
Can’t believe I’m seeing you here. Is Brendan being studied as a possible missing link?
Im hearing how bad this is but ive never seen him do comedy. So thank you and anyone else for putting in the time to watch something like this .