SIMPLE SIMON SAID
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"Photography is not a crime" is a phrase often used to advocate for the right to take photographs or record video in public spaces without fear of harassment, intimidation, or legal repercussions. The phrase suggests that photography is a form of free speech and expression that should be protected by law, and that the act of taking photographs should not be considered a criminal offence. The use of this phrase is often associated with instances where photographers, journalists, or citizens have been stopped or detained by law enforcement or security personnel for taking photographs in public places, even though they have not violated any laws or regulations.
Bloke walks up to camera " don't take any pictures of me " classic 🤣🤣🤯
I bet he was asleep on the job 😂😂😂 I love 😂😂😂😂
Over and over and over again.
Pking mug 😂
Security guard looks like a wrong en....
Doesn’t want to be filmed in case the dole see it 😂😂😂😂
The SIA need to know about clowns like Simon
Straight up needs his badge revoking. No way I'd ever talk to someone like that. Threats of violence and criminal damage is more than enough. Even his initial approach was wrong.
I do security and I agree, people like that make the rest of us look bad, everything he did was all wrong
@@beaudavies1737I think he had an axe to grind. He was adamant about not being photographed there.
I bet Simon fantasises he’s head of security at Area 51
is that cause you do?
@@awintersnight1602Is that you Simon? 😮
Exactly hahaaaaaa
"You're really pushing my luck" - that had me laughing out loud 🤣
😂
I know! Classic! 😂😂😂😂 I’m still laughing “you’re really pushing my luck”! Too funny 😂😂
@@nathanmoore7120 pure gold you couldn't right it
There's some sayings you can mess up but that saying is unforgivable to mess up
Reminds me of the short, posh guy on Fawlty Towers squaring up to Basil and saying “You’re asking for a bunch of fives you grotty little man” whilst looking up about 2 feet!😂😂😂
As a retired loss prevention manager with over 40 years experience that security guard would be gone if I was his Manager, no training, no idea, no clue what's he's doing
'give us a wiggle for grinder' 🤣🤣
Simon didn't do well at school, Simon has a minimum wage job, Simon has a uniform, Simon still signs on, Simon is getting sacked in the morning.
Simon reminds me of Himmler
Perhaps he’s told his wife he’s an executive.
Probably told his girlfriend he is the CEO of the company😂😂😂😂😂
BOYfriend ! haha
@@pradaman307 🤣
Nahh he would have told him he was ex SAS the walt!
Girlfriend is his hand
@@reccerat4446sas would have said good morning sir can I help you
Simple Simon went from don’t take my photograph, to giving permission to post his photo on Grinder 😂.
Now that IS being simple.
You sure bring out the happiness in these security clowns.
Poor Simon is still having nightmares about street photographers.
That security guard will speak like that to the wrong person who will put him in his place physically one day
That was a violation of the SIA Regulations regarding interacting with the Public .
The abusive language and threat of violence was a section 5 of the Public Order Act and you should report him to the Law .
Stay safe man……
Yep it was not acceptable
Someone please report him….
@@MrCharlesWidmore Nothing was done about that security guy who licked AB's phone, I doubt anything will happen to this guy.
Sec 4A actually
The masked bus driver brings STUPID to a whole new level. 🤣🤣🤣
Lol that security guard 1m % got bullied at school 😂😂😂😂😂
It's a wonder that he's still got any teeth left..
Simon said he didn’t want to be on camera..Simon then proceeded to get in front of the camera at every available opportunity😂😂😂😂😂😂
So many people not wanting their picture taken, as they get as close as they can to the camera, thereby getting the best, most visible shot possible!!! Loving the logic of it all!!! Now get back to work!!!
He didnt want pictures taken, 'cause he's at work! He must be signing on 😅😂
Thought he was a hard guy because he had a security jacket on but when it came to it he shit himself 😂😂😂
Simple Simon picked on the wrong bloke when he gave it the `big un`. As ever Mark, great entertainment. 😂
This is hilarious 😂
*YOU'RE PUSHING MY LUCK*
😂😂😂
poor fu$king simon ..initially he was furious but at the end he was like a little quiet kitty..job well done UKMTT ...u gave him a valuable lesson .
Who trains and employs these people.
Haven Holidays 😂
Poor simpleton, he failed the interview to be a McDonald’s lavatory cleaner so this is the only job he could get…..security mong 🤣🤣
@@Scott-lt8qt 1.5%
😂😂 yeah is a full blown sausage boy
Aww fkn brilliant 😂😂😂
Nice to see that Herbert from the Bash Street Kids eventually grew up to be a clueless bus driver in Blackpool.
You can literally hear this guy's double-figure IQ everytime he talks. I'm sure he was really happy when he scored 75 on the test.
You missed the - symbol 😂😂😂😂😂
I reckon he was happy to score double-figures.
75? I think you do him too much credit, my friend.😆
“Double figure”! Leave it out. That tree is more self aware than he is. I doubt he has opposable thumbs
I doubt he can spell I.Q.
It will take a decade for Simple Simon to get over this level of cringe & embarrassment which will exist online for posterity. As for the bus driver - "Don't tell him Pike!" If you added their IQs together you would be lucky to get into three figures.
The irony of him calling you a "f'kn mug" while walking away after he couldn't get you to move 👏🏻👌🏻 Priceless.
Buses have cameras in them recording people so if you get on a bus and tell them to stop recording as you don’t give them permission are they going to stop 🛑 THE ANSWER IS NO!!!!
somebody please give this guy his own TV show
Most unprofessional security guard ever
This HAS to be the funniest Audit Ive seen! Bloody gold! Awesome work mate.
😂. You had him raging. Lol.
Should definitely be reported!!!
Needs sacking on the spot that security
That’s one ignorant aggressive security. Hopefully his employees see this and seriously address this idiots actions. (Is this a re upload?)
yes it is
A numpty threatening to call the police is like a kid crying "I'm gonna tell me mummy"
when he called you a perv you should have asked if he wanted some sweeties
That guy literally shit himself when you said no. He was not used to that.
How many times did he threaten you with bodily harm?
Should have been arrested.
Marton Mere? Spent a few summer holidays there as a kid in the late 80s. Me and my cousin would have had this idiot running all over the site if he was around back then. We were right menaces, walking on the grass, playing ball games where it wasn't allowed, this guy would have had a meltdown with all the rules we broke 🙄🤣
Thanks for doing what you do to expose these absolute cretins. Love your videos. Keep up the very good work.
When they say they're gonna phone the police you need to just say "fucking grass" 😂
He usually does. 😂
Little poppet in a wendy house , how nice 😂
HOw unprofessional was that guard !!! he's in the wrong job
Brilliant . Gets a tiny weeny amount of authority as a gate security at holiday park and thinks he’s the hardest man to walk the earth . Plonker
You’re pushing my luck 😂😂😂😂
The only thing he can push is an Aldi shopping trolley towards the wonky veg aisle.
"He's bottled it"
"Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck".
🤣🤣
They're always all mouth.
he is working cash in hand..
How can a man who's earning minimum wage in a dead end job call anyone a mug 😂😂😂
Jesus, that second guy is literally one generation from walking on all fours. 😂
😂😂 go on go and ask him if i can film him ...hes not talking to me 😂😂 dying 🤣🤣🤣
imagine him getting home that night , how moody would he be
His poor dog. Kicked to death.
I'm surprised you let him say so much to you at the start before you let him have it, normally your straight in there the minute the threats start. He seems the sort of Security Guard that has a false sense of reality, you should complain and have his licence revoked for those threats.
Nah, more fun when Mark lets them get into their stride thinking they control the situation, then he starts the takedown. 😄
I was suprised too
@@regkray I some cases maybe, but this Security Guard went in for the kill straight away so in my view he should have let him have it straight away lol. Just my opinion I suppose
He was just letting the melt dig a bigger hole for himself!
It makes for a more enjoyable experience for those who know what's coming! Love the slow build up.
Cant believe a security gaurd at around 50years of age is acting like that also the bus drive looks too old to be driving
Security guard is in his late 30 s and bus driver possibly 60 y which is well under retirement age of 66 y .
Auditors must all realise that they are defending and fighting for the rights and defence n protection of the vulnerable and less able... Even if they don't realise it themselves...
Mark please for the love of God come to Milton Keynes, so much industry around and woke as fook.
One day soon😊
Hello from Dundee scotland keep the videos coming
They just give them a uniform and all of a sudden they think they are the camera police. 🤣
The level of aggression is brilliant, Mark is the best auditor by far.
What an incredible muppet
Rude AF thick AF aggressive AF it’s like an endless list of AF’s man
But at least your video thanks to muppet boy Is funny AF
Great content again man
'Don't take pictures on me'...later that night on Grindr.
That is undoubtedly a case of how "not" to approach and engage with a member of the public!!!
Hands in pockets, Simple Simon totally defeated. He’s not brandishing his threatening fists around at the end, is he?
Is he in The Proclaimers ?
yeah...the laim part...
just 400 left
What a wally of a security guard his missus must have turned him down last night
Did you not mean his husband!
I will never understand how dumb people are 😂 everybody gets filmed Basically everywhere they go but it’s illegal for somebody to walk about filming ? God forbid any tourists want to take photos or videos
An old classic one 🔝
Awww you’re intimidating simple Simon pathetic! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 love your videos ❤
You can’t hit a man ? With glasses make him ? Take them offfff😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Filming is illegal" That guy is full of jokes.
I love all your content. You’re great, no nonsense approach, brilliant. But most of all I love your laugh! Always brightens my day. I appreciate you 😊 thank you 😊
I wonder if people like this security guard are guilty of having committed a sexual offense against children and is on some kind of public registry? That may explain why he and others like him are so worried about their face getting out into the public domain. He may be frightened of what would happen to him if law abiding people who oppose such behavior might recognize him and know where he works.
Always like your Vids. What a little big man that security guard is. Proper numpty .
Amazing these weirdos get given an SIA licence let alone are allowed out without their carer in a public place?
Not exactly the smartest move by that security goon by threatening to call the police after he had "already made verbal and physical threats that had been recorded on camera!!!
Simon the pretend soldier in his sentry box, There would be no video content without the Simon's of this world.
😂😂 these vids tickle me. Am a fan of the talking your own language to people and they don’t know what to say 😂😂
I walk up to a camera and demand not to be photographed, the logic of some people and these people walk around in public unaided.
LOL i still come back to this.. lmao the exchange with Simon & Mark is hilarious.
Simon is comedy gold! "Back in your hut you brainless chimp"
2 radios ..one to talk to his arse 😅
I honestly do not know how some people pass their SIa course and exams, they must have help as the course is not as easy as the old days. And a lot is to do with legality, laws, etc.
Working in public disgraceful
This is by far the funniest audit I've ever seen 😂 simple Simon is very simple 😂
People take security jobs like Simon but are unaware of the laws so if he knows nothing about GDPR that’s down to the company he is employed by and as we know there is no expectation of privacy in public so he just needs extra training.
I know EXACTLY why he doesn't want to be on film. I was inside with him. He's a nasty human being.
Simon has anger problems.
He made himself the star of this video..
Please make sure the boss of this company get a copy of this. A person with a temper like that, should not be working in security. Just imagine how that could have gone down if no cameras were present…
Whats the name of the company am going to ring up and put in my own complaint about this man as i work for the s.i.a thxs.
The Security guard has the look of Heinrich Himmler about him?
😂😂😂
Keys stored in a yellow bucket marked 'keys'....... Looks professional 😂
I brought this to the attention of the venue this guy works for when it was first shown on here a couple of years ago. I am pretty sure the guy got sacked.
There is one in every job 😂😂
Indeed 😂😂😂
Like a telephone tough guy 🤣🤣🤣tough as custard and twice as yellow !! Great vid
Gobs off whilst walking away 😂 what a tool
Ex truck driver here. The job was ok ish until i came across security guards. So unbelievably stupid.
“or I’ll smash the f**kin’ camera in” - game over, game set & match.
Worth rewatching to contrast his pushy bully boy tactics at the beginning and his pathetic I’m f**ked pussy boy demeanour at the end.
Well done, yet again MTT, and thank you.
Brilliant as usual Mark, I like it when the security officer nods his head thinking he is being clever and Mark tell him what a Comedian he is haha.
Thats one person who you would not get sick of punching.
My man. I think you get so into the encounter you forget about the camera angles and leave in the clouds or the ditch for our viewing pleasure. 😂