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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @peterjol
    @peterjol Год назад +156

    It is so weird how they just can't see themselves as BEING the ones that are causing all the fuss and anti social behaviour.

    • @resist.
      @resist. Год назад +6

      Here here lol

    • @kevenburman7587
      @kevenburman7587 Год назад +7

      Hair style of the year 😂 brilliant comment

  • @GG-jw8pt
    @GG-jw8pt Год назад +109

    "I've never seen that in the barbers window " 😂 absolute gold!
    The Scottish accent just makes it even funnier 😂👍

  • @vadersfather1248
    @vadersfather1248 Год назад +91

    Times are tough even fryer tuck had to get a second job 😂

  • @JJ-006
    @JJ-006 Год назад +93

    He showed the barber his bell end and said can u match that🤣

    • @dannyimp7472
      @dannyimp7472 Год назад +4

      Brilliant!

    • @Sickofitall99
      @Sickofitall99 Год назад +7

      I just spat my tea out mate, brilliant comment 💯

    • @del1830
      @del1830 Год назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @innilus6255
      @innilus6255 Год назад +5

      Man with the haircut said MTT won't turn the comments on because he will get terrorised 🤣🤣🤣 How ironic.

    • @Andy-xj7cy
      @Andy-xj7cy Год назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @arakkaramoon586
    @arakkaramoon586 Год назад +13

    Bumping into Gandalf the Grey and Friar Tuck in the same day !! Best day ever lol 😂😂

  • @richadams8080
    @richadams8080 Год назад +54

    Christ I thought Frier Tuck was fictitious. But no, he works at Sainsburys

  • @Glori11133
    @Glori11133 Год назад +88

    “That beard isn’t socially acceptable” oh how I love your videos 😂😂😂

  • @Rocket_Raccoon80
    @Rocket_Raccoon80 Год назад +4

    Friar tuck appearing as a security guard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @just4laughs142
    @just4laughs142 Год назад +11

    The kid trying to unlock his bike was just being nosey now haha 😂

    • @shivaunt71
      @shivaunt71 11 месяцев назад +3

      He was probably nicking it whilst security were 'busy'.

  • @stuartb4525
    @stuartb4525 Год назад +44

    Deffo a bowl cut, one our mums gave us back in the days.

  • @michaelgee4803
    @michaelgee4803 Год назад +19

    This has got to be one of the most funniest videos I've ever seen. "Take you and your beard" I've watched it about 20times now . Absolute Gold👍🤣🤣🤣

    • @antondeshon
      @antondeshon 3 месяца назад

      I just LOL'd on a crowded train 😂😂

  • @scottmurray8218
    @scottmurray8218 Год назад +27

    Poor old Oliver the Beard. It needs sorting ASAP looks like something was growing out of it 😂

  • @jimllfaxit
    @jimllfaxit Год назад +46

    That haircut is comedy gold. Don't know how his work mates keep a straight face

    • @Rtt-d5m
      @Rtt-d5m Год назад +1

      Like a Pleb 😅

  • @resist.
    @resist. Год назад +29

    Aren't they just so desperate for authority? Great work, I love they way you play em off!

  • @TheCunnamulla
    @TheCunnamulla Год назад +19

    As an Australian I love the way you talk. Because that’s the way we talk.

  • @utredutredson1686
    @utredutredson1686 Год назад +53

    this is trolling at a whole new level, hilarious

    • @parsnip7349
      @parsnip7349 Год назад +7

      If you give them a hint, you have acknowledged their presumed authority, you are on the back foot

    • @TheCunnamulla
      @TheCunnamulla Год назад +2

      I love it.

  • @anthonygreen9157
    @anthonygreen9157 Год назад +15

    Just waiting for the "CUN Tuesday" phrase. Lol

  • @shanemillard1339
    @shanemillard1339 Год назад +8

    Better than tv, I can’t stop watching this 😂😂 keep up the good work Jock

    • @aloharoadto1004
      @aloharoadto1004 6 месяцев назад +1

      Don't watch TV. This is way better

    • @PalmBaiReader
      @PalmBaiReader 6 месяцев назад

      This is the real reality tv

  • @andyscouse4090
    @andyscouse4090 Год назад +19

    These Security guards want to feel important, after all standing in one place for 12 hrs to discourage theft is a very demanding and skilled job to do. I tried to do that job when i got my SIA license, but after a week i was board shi#less and mind numbed.🇬🇧

  • @ianwhitehead691
    @ianwhitehead691 10 месяцев назад +2

    "You and your beard," 😄😂🤣 Wonderful. 👍🏻

  • @newt6793
    @newt6793 Год назад +6

    Just found your Chanel, Your a mad man. Absolutely love it 😂

  • @anthonyrourke6196
    @anthonyrourke6196 Год назад +28

    Does Robin know that friar is working at argos as a security guard these days (I've not seen a hair cut like that since 1975)

  • @justinbartley5245
    @justinbartley5245 Год назад +2

    That lad who couldn't unlock his bike was funny haha🎯💯

  • @daveovington-brown4122
    @daveovington-brown4122 Год назад +30

    I always wondered what happened to Catweazle

    • @markhamilton9834
      @markhamilton9834 Год назад

      You are as old as me,,used to watch him Saturday afternoon with Ken Mc manuss,giant haystacks,big daddy,Mark Rocco,🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤣👍

  • @robbiethomas6589
    @robbiethomas6589 Год назад +24

    The "Walkies" comment is just brilliant! Especially with the squeaker.
    Always stops them following. 🐶

  • @tphvox
    @tphvox Год назад +4

    I've never seen that in a barbers window 😂😂😂😂 cracked me up!

  • @dannyimp7472
    @dannyimp7472 Год назад +11

    That haircut is straight out of the tudor era.

    • @glenmorgan4597
      @glenmorgan4597 Год назад +1

      He probably went barber " fk my hair up please "

  • @derekgrace8000
    @derekgrace8000 Год назад +5

    You're right that some haircut 😂

  • @TransoceanicOutreach
    @TransoceanicOutreach Год назад +4

    2:20 jesus that haircut...he looks like someone from the Bayeux tapestry.

    • @ljhm6816
      @ljhm6816 Год назад

      That's intelligent funny rite der

  • @jamesmacmillan700
    @jamesmacmillan700 Год назад +16

    Beardy deserved a kick in the banshee,am I in trouble..

  • @goodyeoman4534
    @goodyeoman4534 Месяц назад +1

    Four one one but they want to call the police? Ha ha! Well done, mate. This was hilarious.

  • @2steppa3
    @2steppa3 Год назад +4

    You should've said I'm here for a beard inspection and you've failed.

  • @tonyross7376
    @tonyross7376 Год назад +16

    Hahaha Haha hahaha that hair cut is fckn hilarious 😂

  • @Theoriginalbigbrillo
    @Theoriginalbigbrillo Год назад +2

    Curly , Larry and Mo Mark
    Mo,s the one with the basin hair cut 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bubbacalling
    @bubbacalling 11 месяцев назад +2

    Gandalf now working security at a supermarket LOL

  • @tinakerridge7013
    @tinakerridge7013 11 месяцев назад +3

    Luv the way he stroked his beard when you mentioned it!🤔lol

  • @XPRTTT
    @XPRTTT Год назад +3

    they got a medieval monk working security

  • @howardelder4411
    @howardelder4411 Год назад +16

    He did have some hair do I nearly spat my beer out when you explained it 😂😂👌🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @FunTimeFranki
    @FunTimeFranki Год назад +48

    I haven’t laughed that much in ages😂😂 cheers mark👍

  • @doveronefoxtrot4417
    @doveronefoxtrot4417 Год назад +6

    I know a lot of folk don't like him, but he does give me a laugh !😂

  • @joeblow2069
    @joeblow2069 Год назад +6

    This is a total blast!
    Some of the best free entertainment on the internet.

  • @jonchappell7975
    @jonchappell7975 2 месяца назад +1

    Lol the security guards were so preoccupied that a boy was stealing a bike right behind one of them. 😂😅

  • @pippab636
    @pippab636 Год назад +3

    “I don’t do my photos on a Wednesday “ “He should have been forbidden for coming out in public with a hairstyle like that “. Your one liners are hilarious 😂 I love the squeaker btw

  • @michaeldoherty1287
    @michaeldoherty1287 Год назад +26

    That was no hairstyle to draw attention to yourself with to a guy with a camera..😂😂😂

  • @highoctanechampion
    @highoctanechampion Год назад +7

    I'm amazed how many staff members rate themselves when their stature and authority is challenged. They get so upset over one person that they consider suspicious. "I bet he's going to put it on RUclips and turn off the comments" 😂

  • @chrisriley6406
    @chrisriley6406 Год назад +6

    Get back to work boy and take that beard with you 🤣

  • @uniqueoutcome6589
    @uniqueoutcome6589 Год назад +4

    So, when do we get to talk about that light pole in the parking lot that is just lazily leaning over? Shouldn't it stand up straight and get back to work?

  • @TransoceanicOutreach
    @TransoceanicOutreach Год назад +3

    That style of beard is known as a 'Wispy Spunkcatcher'.

  • @jackyrants3912
    @jackyrants3912 Год назад +16

    I find it funny that the security guards would rather get triggered outside over someone filming rather than catching shop lifters. 😂

  • @BOXING.ONLY.CLUB.ONLY2BOX.B4
    @BOXING.ONLY.CLUB.ONLY2BOX.B4 Год назад +1

    Sainsburys is private 🤣 is that why they have a nets on the roof so the birds can't socialise ..gets funnier as it go 😂🤣

  • @adamruuth5562
    @adamruuth5562 6 месяцев назад +1

    "I want to say something that's a crime..."
    "Hang on...!"
    "No, I insist."

  • @ysgol3
    @ysgol3 Год назад +1

    Oliver's beard could run that place by itself, once it breaks free from its gormless talkative creator.

  • @timoverington5177
    @timoverington5177 Год назад +3

    Beard must of been a geography teacher at some time in the past.

  • @terryganzie3415
    @terryganzie3415 Год назад +1

    Hairstyle of the year😂😂😂😂😅 you are an absolute Geee😂😂

  • @Sickofitall99
    @Sickofitall99 Год назад +2

    “Barbers window” 💯Legend 💯

  • @DaleSteel
    @DaleSteel Год назад +22

    Those security are like when a group of girls get together and start talking shite

  • @lsteven684
    @lsteven684 Год назад +3

    Mark I've watched so many times to hopefully ern you your time.respect😂😂😂

  • @Zeus-kj7nn
    @Zeus-kj7nn Год назад +17

    The geeza with the bowl cut and the satellite dish on top of his bonce! 😂😂 Nightmares tonight! Wind 'em up Mark! 😂

  • @sashacoe25
    @sashacoe25 Год назад +33

    That's a right bowl cut

    • @itellyouwhy6957
      @itellyouwhy6957 Год назад +7

      I bet he thinks he looks the nuts as well.

    • @neilrichardson3986
      @neilrichardson3986 Год назад +5

      Looks a right shirt front😂

    • @joshlevy3480
      @joshlevy3480 Год назад +2

      Could be a 5th beatle!!!

    • @brianlawlor1933
      @brianlawlor1933 Год назад

      Had same cut when I was a little kid no balding patch on my head like this joke

    • @itellyouwhy6957
      @itellyouwhy6957 Год назад

      @Streetshitter Barry, Si Ferry and that Darvel manager all must go to the same hairdresser, Shocking

  • @manicstreetpreacher200
    @manicstreetpreacher200 Год назад +9

    'Haircut of the year.'😂 Friar Tuck would be proud.

  • @rappidog
    @rappidog Год назад +2

    They let him keep the piss pot after they'd cut his hair.

  • @wagner251
    @wagner251 Год назад +4

    Hair by Sainsburys ! 😂

  • @Talboy-d7g
    @Talboy-d7g Год назад +1

    The hair cut got me in stitches
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AGLTONY
    @AGLTONY Год назад +1

    The manager is weak, he should of got his staff and went back Inside the store

  • @Planetugm
    @Planetugm Год назад +4

    Absolutely fucked him up with confusion😂😂

  • @beds139
    @beds139 Год назад +2

    Every time you squeeze that ball my dog’s ears prick up.😅 It’s 😅😅

  • @BOTG_Adventures
    @BOTG_Adventures 5 месяцев назад +1

    Ha Ha ya wind up merchant, love it.

  • @JordanChilde
    @JordanChilde 9 месяцев назад +1

    Watching 11 months and comments still on 😂❤love your new style of auditing 😂❤

  • @dagg65
    @dagg65 Год назад +24

    What’s worse is they have an idea what you’re up to but their ego’s have got the better of them and they just can’t lose face and walk away

  • @TheCunnamulla
    @TheCunnamulla Год назад +2

    Please keep laughing at them, it’s the best burn ever.

  • @Teknotion
    @Teknotion Год назад +1

    Poundland Friar Tuck and Kier Starmer with a Gandalf beard both having a bad day.

  • @LR69511
    @LR69511 Год назад +3

    A glass of wine and this channel, I'm sorted

  • @corpeedo
    @corpeedo Год назад +2

    To the poor sod who looks like he broke out of the asylum, I'm writing a comment, they are not turned off. hahahahah

  • @jeremysaunders9916
    @jeremysaunders9916 Год назад +2

    The three stooges escalating the situation, have not got a de-escalating brain between them 😮 almost a comedy classic😅

  • @kevenburman7587
    @kevenburman7587 Год назад +1

    Love it when u are announcing the employees " we have hairstyle of the mon...... will you shut up". So funny

  • @benmakepeace5759
    @benmakepeace5759 Год назад +1

    Plot twist. That guy with the pushbike was actually trying to steal it 😂

  • @ken57art
    @ken57art Год назад +3

    3 numpty yellow jackets catweasle friar tuck and shriek .. haha nice one

  • @paulbrew7022
    @paulbrew7022 6 месяцев назад +1

    The bold manager needs to be sacked!

  • @kris6302
    @kris6302 Год назад +1

    i have To Admit in= the 70s My Ma used to Put a Bowl on Our heads and Shave it this cut is Called THE BELL END 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @87leeb
    @87leeb Год назад +2

    That hair is hilarious

  • @jonross7593
    @jonross7593 Год назад +13

    Hilarious, UKMTT! Especially the basin cut and tramp's beard. Oliver must win the Tit of the Year award, surely!

  • @alexlewis3709
    @alexlewis3709 Год назад

    Friar tuck, Mick Fleetwood,and upside down head, funny as 😂

  • @TransoceanicOutreach
    @TransoceanicOutreach Год назад +1

    that guy went to the barber and said 'Make my head look like half a coconut '.

  • @stuartbailey3824
    @stuartbailey3824 Год назад +42

    Great videos, mate. always have a good laugh normally at other peoples expenses. I'd have a great time out with you, but I've a short fuse. 😂

    • @cupidstunts.stcmedia.6618
      @cupidstunts.stcmedia.6618 Год назад +2

      Turn that fuse into a tickle stick. And mock fools who act like Tyrants in public. It's the opposite to stressful and takes less energy 😁👍

  • @Itisfinished.
    @Itisfinished. Год назад +8

    Why is Sainsbury's employing monks?

  • @toddstevenson8566
    @toddstevenson8566 Год назад +2

    That hairstyle is halirious 😂

  • @davenicholson9003
    @davenicholson9003 Год назад +1

    Classic...!! Can't stop laughing...!!!
    Keep up the good work mark....!!

  • @adamduffy311
    @adamduffy311 Год назад +2

    Was this Security Guy an Extra in THE NEW ROBIN HOOD A MOVIE ! AS FRYER TUCK ?. Oh the Hair CUT ! Already bolding in his 20(s ?.

  • @andrewcharles2249
    @andrewcharles2249 Год назад +1

    Gotta take a picture of that hairstyle, never seen that in a barbers window 🤣

  • @rudeboijasmithy
    @rudeboijasmithy Год назад +9

    Did anyone see the guy running out with 5 legs of lamb under his arms lol.

  • @haydoncooper3744
    @haydoncooper3744 Год назад +4

    What day is it? Right from the get go brilliant mate.

  • @pradaman307
    @pradaman307 Год назад +6

    Oliver's twisted !! Thinks he very clever but he just makes himself look very foolish!

  • @EdzashedFudwinkle
    @EdzashedFudwinkle Год назад +3

    They create the drama because it gives them a endorphin rush of Authority to their head, and is that the English Trump 😂 what a syrup lol

  • @roncartwright958
    @roncartwright958 Год назад +6

    Absolutely brilliant video. Thank you for highlighting these dumb tyrants 😂😂😂 Regards from Barcelona Spain 🇪🇸

  • @hansbambach4854
    @hansbambach4854 Год назад +3

    Jesus wept that bowl cut

  • @BobGnarley.
    @BobGnarley. Год назад +1

    12:59 and comments are on.. look at that Mushroom on his head

  • @phillmorgan4814
    @phillmorgan4814 Год назад +7

    Where on earth do sainsburys get there security guards from , they must be on day release from Broadmoor,

    • @glenmorgan4597
      @glenmorgan4597 Год назад

      Catweazle, bowl head & the comb over kid

  • @WhatYaL00kingAt
    @WhatYaL00kingAt Год назад +3

    Those security staff need sacking. Absolutely disgraceful how they think they have any rights to stop a man or a woman from carrying out a legal activity. The role of security is to help prevent a breach of the peace and prevent theft. In this case they are the ones creating a public order offense by interfering in a lawful activity.

  • @kenabell4978
    @kenabell4978 Год назад +2

    Oliver! More like Fagin, and as for the other one last time I saw a haircut like that it was drawn on an egg, who models their hair on friar Tuck 😂😂

  • @Guccit865
    @Guccit865 Год назад

    I liked the video when some mug said to the police on the phone “ he’s got something squeaky in his pocket “ 😂😂😂