These Security guards want to feel important, after all standing in one place for 12 hrs to discourage theft is a very demanding and skilled job to do. I tried to do that job when i got my SIA license, but after a week i was board shi#less and mind numbed.🇬🇧
“I don’t do my photos on a Wednesday “ “He should have been forbidden for coming out in public with a hairstyle like that “. Your one liners are hilarious 😂 I love the squeaker btw
I'm amazed how many staff members rate themselves when their stature and authority is challenged. They get so upset over one person that they consider suspicious. "I bet he's going to put it on RUclips and turn off the comments" 😂
So, when do we get to talk about that light pole in the parking lot that is just lazily leaning over? Shouldn't it stand up straight and get back to work?
Those security staff need sacking. Absolutely disgraceful how they think they have any rights to stop a man or a woman from carrying out a legal activity. The role of security is to help prevent a breach of the peace and prevent theft. In this case they are the ones creating a public order offense by interfering in a lawful activity.
It is so weird how they just can't see themselves as BEING the ones that are causing all the fuss and anti social behaviour.
Here here lol
Hair style of the year 😂 brilliant comment
"I've never seen that in the barbers window " 😂 absolute gold!
The Scottish accent just makes it even funnier 😂👍
Agreed!!!😂
, Can't laugh anymore it hurts me 😁😁😘😁😁😅😁😅😆
😂😂😂😂 brilliant 👏 👌
Times are tough even fryer tuck had to get a second job 😂
🤣🤣 Gold
Hahahaha
Nailed it.
😂😂😂😂😂 class what a haircut offt 😮
He showed the barber his bell end and said can u match that🤣
Brilliant!
I just spat my tea out mate, brilliant comment 💯
😂😂😂😂😂
Man with the haircut said MTT won't turn the comments on because he will get terrorised 🤣🤣🤣 How ironic.
😂😂😂
Bumping into Gandalf the Grey and Friar Tuck in the same day !! Best day ever lol 😂😂
😂😅
Christ I thought Frier Tuck was fictitious. But no, he works at Sainsburys
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“That beard isn’t socially acceptable” oh how I love your videos 😂😂😂
Friar tuck appearing as a security guard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The kid trying to unlock his bike was just being nosey now haha 😂
He was probably nicking it whilst security were 'busy'.
Deffo a bowl cut, one our mums gave us back in the days.
This has got to be one of the most funniest videos I've ever seen. "Take you and your beard" I've watched it about 20times now . Absolute Gold👍🤣🤣🤣
I just LOL'd on a crowded train 😂😂
Poor old Oliver the Beard. It needs sorting ASAP looks like something was growing out of it 😂
That haircut is comedy gold. Don't know how his work mates keep a straight face
Like a Pleb 😅
Aren't they just so desperate for authority? Great work, I love they way you play em off!
As an Australian I love the way you talk. Because that’s the way we talk.
Fellow Aussie here and I love it
this is trolling at a whole new level, hilarious
If you give them a hint, you have acknowledged their presumed authority, you are on the back foot
I love it.
Just waiting for the "CUN Tuesday" phrase. Lol
Better than tv, I can’t stop watching this 😂😂 keep up the good work Jock
Don't watch TV. This is way better
This is the real reality tv
These Security guards want to feel important, after all standing in one place for 12 hrs to discourage theft is a very demanding and skilled job to do. I tried to do that job when i got my SIA license, but after a week i was board shi#less and mind numbed.🇬🇧
"You and your beard," 😄😂🤣 Wonderful. 👍🏻
Just found your Chanel, Your a mad man. Absolutely love it 😂
Welcome aboard!
Does Robin know that friar is working at argos as a security guard these days (I've not seen a hair cut like that since 1975)
That lad who couldn't unlock his bike was funny haha🎯💯
I always wondered what happened to Catweazle
You are as old as me,,used to watch him Saturday afternoon with Ken Mc manuss,giant haystacks,big daddy,Mark Rocco,🏴🤣👍
The "Walkies" comment is just brilliant! Especially with the squeaker.
Always stops them following. 🐶
I've never seen that in a barbers window 😂😂😂😂 cracked me up!
That haircut is straight out of the tudor era.
He probably went barber " fk my hair up please "
You're right that some haircut 😂
2:20 jesus that haircut...he looks like someone from the Bayeux tapestry.
That's intelligent funny rite der
Beardy deserved a kick in the banshee,am I in trouble..
Four one one but they want to call the police? Ha ha! Well done, mate. This was hilarious.
You should've said I'm here for a beard inspection and you've failed.
Hahaha Haha hahaha that hair cut is fckn hilarious 😂
Curly , Larry and Mo Mark
Mo,s the one with the basin hair cut 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gandalf now working security at a supermarket LOL
Luv the way he stroked his beard when you mentioned it!🤔lol
they got a medieval monk working security
He did have some hair do I nearly spat my beer out when you explained it 😂😂👌🏴
I haven’t laughed that much in ages😂😂 cheers mark👍
I know a lot of folk don't like him, but he does give me a laugh !😂
This is a total blast!
Some of the best free entertainment on the internet.
Lol the security guards were so preoccupied that a boy was stealing a bike right behind one of them. 😂😅
“I don’t do my photos on a Wednesday “ “He should have been forbidden for coming out in public with a hairstyle like that “. Your one liners are hilarious 😂 I love the squeaker btw
That was no hairstyle to draw attention to yourself with to a guy with a camera..😂😂😂
I'm amazed how many staff members rate themselves when their stature and authority is challenged. They get so upset over one person that they consider suspicious. "I bet he's going to put it on RUclips and turn off the comments" 😂
Get back to work boy and take that beard with you 🤣
So, when do we get to talk about that light pole in the parking lot that is just lazily leaning over? Shouldn't it stand up straight and get back to work?
That style of beard is known as a 'Wispy Spunkcatcher'.
I find it funny that the security guards would rather get triggered outside over someone filming rather than catching shop lifters. 😂
Sainsburys is private 🤣 is that why they have a nets on the roof so the birds can't socialise ..gets funnier as it go 😂🤣
"I want to say something that's a crime..."
"Hang on...!"
"No, I insist."
Oliver's beard could run that place by itself, once it breaks free from its gormless talkative creator.
Beard must of been a geography teacher at some time in the past.
Hairstyle of the year😂😂😂😂😅 you are an absolute Geee😂😂
“Barbers window” 💯Legend 💯
Those security are like when a group of girls get together and start talking shite
Mark I've watched so many times to hopefully ern you your time.respect😂😂😂
The geeza with the bowl cut and the satellite dish on top of his bonce! 😂😂 Nightmares tonight! Wind 'em up Mark! 😂
That's a right bowl cut
I bet he thinks he looks the nuts as well.
Looks a right shirt front😂
Could be a 5th beatle!!!
Had same cut when I was a little kid no balding patch on my head like this joke
@Streetshitter Barry, Si Ferry and that Darvel manager all must go to the same hairdresser, Shocking
'Haircut of the year.'😂 Friar Tuck would be proud.
They let him keep the piss pot after they'd cut his hair.
Hair by Sainsburys ! 😂
The hair cut got me in stitches
😂😂😂😂😂😂
The manager is weak, he should of got his staff and went back Inside the store
Absolutely fucked him up with confusion😂😂
Every time you squeeze that ball my dog’s ears prick up.😅 It’s 😅😅
Ha Ha ya wind up merchant, love it.
Watching 11 months and comments still on 😂❤love your new style of auditing 😂❤
What’s worse is they have an idea what you’re up to but their ego’s have got the better of them and they just can’t lose face and walk away
Please keep laughing at them, it’s the best burn ever.
Poundland Friar Tuck and Kier Starmer with a Gandalf beard both having a bad day.
A glass of wine and this channel, I'm sorted
To the poor sod who looks like he broke out of the asylum, I'm writing a comment, they are not turned off. hahahahah
The three stooges escalating the situation, have not got a de-escalating brain between them 😮 almost a comedy classic😅
Love it when u are announcing the employees " we have hairstyle of the mon...... will you shut up". So funny
Plot twist. That guy with the pushbike was actually trying to steal it 😂
3 numpty yellow jackets catweasle friar tuck and shriek .. haha nice one
The bold manager needs to be sacked!
i have To Admit in= the 70s My Ma used to Put a Bowl on Our heads and Shave it this cut is Called THE BELL END 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That hair is hilarious
Hilarious, UKMTT! Especially the basin cut and tramp's beard. Oliver must win the Tit of the Year award, surely!
Friar tuck, Mick Fleetwood,and upside down head, funny as 😂
that guy went to the barber and said 'Make my head look like half a coconut '.
Great videos, mate. always have a good laugh normally at other peoples expenses. I'd have a great time out with you, but I've a short fuse. 😂
Turn that fuse into a tickle stick. And mock fools who act like Tyrants in public. It's the opposite to stressful and takes less energy 😁👍
Why is Sainsbury's employing monks?
That hairstyle is halirious 😂
Classic...!! Can't stop laughing...!!!
Keep up the good work mark....!!
Was this Security Guy an Extra in THE NEW ROBIN HOOD A MOVIE ! AS FRYER TUCK ?. Oh the Hair CUT ! Already bolding in his 20(s ?.
Gotta take a picture of that hairstyle, never seen that in a barbers window 🤣
Did anyone see the guy running out with 5 legs of lamb under his arms lol.
What day is it? Right from the get go brilliant mate.
Oliver's twisted !! Thinks he very clever but he just makes himself look very foolish!
They create the drama because it gives them a endorphin rush of Authority to their head, and is that the English Trump 😂 what a syrup lol
Absolutely brilliant video. Thank you for highlighting these dumb tyrants 😂😂😂 Regards from Barcelona Spain 🇪🇸
Banish ! 😅
Jesus wept that bowl cut
12:59 and comments are on.. look at that Mushroom on his head
Where on earth do sainsburys get there security guards from , they must be on day release from Broadmoor,
Catweazle, bowl head & the comb over kid
Those security staff need sacking. Absolutely disgraceful how they think they have any rights to stop a man or a woman from carrying out a legal activity. The role of security is to help prevent a breach of the peace and prevent theft. In this case they are the ones creating a public order offense by interfering in a lawful activity.
Oliver! More like Fagin, and as for the other one last time I saw a haircut like that it was drawn on an egg, who models their hair on friar Tuck 😂😂
I liked the video when some mug said to the police on the phone “ he’s got something squeaky in his pocket “ 😂😂😂