If this is supposed to be a secure MoD Site, where is Mod Plod and why is Norman Potter (ex Fenn Street caretaker) on the gate at such an advanced age?
These videos are quite entertaining. It gives the security something to do. They should be grateful for you lovely auditors. Testing there skills on what to do.
Meanwhile the Russians /Iranian’s/Chinese etc. have sneaked in the back entrance while they were interfering with a member of the public ‘armed’ with a camera . They must watch this and think how EASY is it to use a a distracting tactic, all you have to do is hold a camera and they lose the plot.
That could be line from a stand up comedy show "you don't need to be medically qualified to see someone's a fat bastard do you" if Jimmy Carr sees this video that line'll end up in his next show!
They shouldn't employ security guards that are near retirement, the guy is clearly frightened and is panicking, he probably can't do any other job so is just winding down his days doing a job that he hoped was a quiet one.
gotta say i find your channel the funniest place on you tube i have watched in years - nearly having a hernia laughing at your antics keep up the good work fella
As you have watched a few audits then you'd probably be able to handle the situation far better than most security guards. I cannot understand why they don't watch a few as it would surely help them out. You'd think the message would get around but it doesn't seem to be.
Love the channel and content and your comedic antics (especially the party whistle hahaha) but I'm wondering has anyone ever approached you in a civilised and interested manner instead of instant aggression 🤔🤔
You have given this Security guard something too do, his shift is Uneventful and boring but now he is Elevated and has Purpose, so well-done in making this Security guard feel important.🇬🇧
The site is so private and sensitive, yet they have a septuagenarian security officer who can't even keep himself safe and secure, standing in the road in front of a vehicle! If it's a private site, MAKE it private!
You make me Lol the way you rip them to pieces over their perceived authority over public citizens doing a perfectly LEGAL activity, nice one mate ;-) p.s. "lump of lard" Now that just creased me up 🤣🤣
please audit baxters food group fochabers moray, it has a public road that runs straight through the site allowing fisherman to the spey. the security try to stop normal people walking their dogs ect but legally its a public road and they rely on folk not knowing this.its a massive scottish soup giant it would be fantastic to watch
Why do they always talk about its their right to act like a fool and it's their right to question someone walking around their work place and they've all these rights supposedly but they refuse to acknowledge any of your rights or any actual applicable rights. How do they play the double standard game so well
I need to lose a good stone. I need Mark to abuse me and call me a fat fuck continuously and I reckon it would motivate me more than any diet or gym to lose the lard
Great video ! I loved the hilarious interaction between two Scots. I can imagine Alex Ferguson having a similar argument when he looks at himself in the mirror every morning. lol🤣
A friend of mine got a job in Next in Fishergate Preston and they shown them picture of Uk MEET THE TYRANTS at the induction and told them not to engage with him if he shows up 😂😂😂😂
a great audit - MOD property being paid for by the public and arguably facilitating dubious conflicts should be prime candidates for an audit - well done.
I love how your so polite, never abusive, and you're de escalation skills are second to none!! Have you got a problem with monkeys? Or all primates 😂😂😂
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They must get security guards like this out of a lucky bag. Keep these vids coming UKMTT
cheapest they can get as its government
@@noka79lowest paid contractors get the job. We call it race to the bottom.
Looks like they warmed him up from the morgue 😳🧐
That security guy looked very ill indeed.
@@Sashaowen6320and usually they are monkeys, that land in Dover illegally 😂😂
Love how Marks Scottish accent comes out more talking to another Scott's person 😂
“He’s about 58, maybe 60”
“You cheeky sod” 🤭🤣
The work in that building is so secret that the employees have no idea what they are doing, and *Securitah* have no idea what they are guarding.
HEY RESPECT THE AUTHORITAH OF THE SECURITAH!!!
🤣 Your Scottish accent went from 100% to 150% when you heard him speak 🤣👍🏻
It did 😂
I heard it. Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
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😁 love the accent
That's the best part
I thought the first security man in the Hi-Viz coat was going to order a copy of Fly Fishing by J R Hartley.
I new I recognise that face😅
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Hey Mark, in his verbal description he forgot, "devilishly handsome', lol. nice job as always!
If this is supposed to be a secure MoD Site, where is Mod Plod and why is Norman Potter (ex Fenn Street caretaker) on the gate at such an advanced age?
Omg im laughing so loud. Hilarious. Your Scottish accent gets so much stronger when u shout 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dads Army security guards lol, thanks Mark I needed a good laugh,,,,,!
That first guy has escaped the care home disguised as bogus security guard 😂😂😂
The combined age of the two HI-VIZ security guards must be 180. WTF are they gonna do to stop anyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That security guard couldn't stop himself laughing.. bloody hilarious 😅😅
These videos are quite entertaining. It gives the security something to do. They should be grateful for you lovely auditors. Testing there skills on what to do.
Exactly!
It was like watching Dads Army.
The second security officer sounded like "Orville The Duck" and was about as menacing lol!!
Looks like that guy fell asleep in a bag of chocolate drops!
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Meanwhile the Russians /Iranian’s/Chinese etc. have sneaked in the back entrance while they were interfering with a member of the public ‘armed’ with a camera .
They must watch this and think how EASY is it to use a a distracting tactic, all you have to do is hold a camera and they lose the plot.
If he's the head of security at the MOD, our country is in trouble more than ever.
IKR. UK, a once great nation, now sadly just another corporate entity.
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So the zombie apocalypse is upon us and they're getting hired as security guards. 🧟♂
These videos are priceless. Keep up the great work
That security chump looks like he has just been dug up 😂😂😊
its great hearing two Welshman having an argument
Have you ever heard 2 SCOTSman arguing.? 🤣✌
@@boztec7187 Have you ever heard of sarcasm 😄
@@bucko321 Nope, never
That could be line from a stand up comedy show "you don't need to be medically qualified to see someone's a fat bastard do you" if Jimmy Carr sees this video that line'll end up in his next show!
I am so so happy I have found this channel…..you are easily theee best out there you say exactly what I always think…🤣😂🤣👍🏻
Mr burns guarding his power plant from spys
They shouldn't employ security guards that are near retirement, the guy is clearly frightened and is panicking, he probably can't do any other job so is just winding down his days doing a job that he hoped was a quiet one.
gotta say i find your channel the funniest place on you tube i have watched in years - nearly having a hernia laughing at your antics keep up the good work fella
Wow, thanks👌👌👌
I was thinking about going into security but then realised i didn't want to have to face the mighty ukmtt
As you have watched a few audits then you'd probably be able to handle the situation far better than most security guards. I cannot understand why they don't watch a few as it would surely help them out. You'd think the message would get around but it doesn't seem to be.
Just do the security job PROPERLY , and you will have no problems .
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That would put anybody off! 😂
@@A2Z1Two3no they wouldn't, there would still be gimps like this around annoying everyone
Security guard is a walking ghost.
100%!!
Mr dead the talking corpse
It amazes me how they employ old shaking blokes for security 😂😂😂😂😂
He honestly looks like he is terminally ill, most likely cancer.
You rang my lord?? Or rather... You never rang my lord. 😂😂😂 nice 1 Mark 👍❤️
My favourite auditor, takes no nessing and funny with it.. Here boy 😂😂😂
I thought Blakey from 'On The Buses' passed away?
He has, they dug him up and stuck him in a security shed and gave him a yellow jacket 😂
Love the channel and content and your comedic antics (especially the party whistle hahaha) but I'm wondering has anyone ever approached you in a civilised and interested manner instead of instant aggression 🤔🤔
Yes a few times
They used to have a cricket team there. All opposing teams used to call it stalag 17
With a hat he looks like Blakey from on the busses 🚌
Wrapped him, packed him and sent the Jekyll back to Noddyland. Quality content.
Next.
Smashing it with the content my man, keep up the great work!
Thanks! Will do!
Two scotch men arguing love it. 😂😂😂
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Greeting from South West West Australia.🇦🇺
You have given this Security guard something too do, his shift is Uneventful and boring but now he is Elevated and has Purpose, so well-done in making this Security guard feel important.🇬🇧
I love it when the 2nd security asks donut boy “Who is he”? Like as if just cos he’s Scottish, he must know him 😂😂😂
80 year old guard is the flaw in security 😂
The site is so private and sensitive, yet they have a septuagenarian security officer who can't even keep himself safe and secure, standing in the road in front of a vehicle! If it's a private site, MAKE it private!
"I'm here to help and assist you if I can" but when he first approached you it was "why are you filming?".
You make me Lol the way you rip them to pieces over their perceived authority over public citizens doing a perfectly LEGAL activity, nice one mate ;-)
p.s. "lump of lard" Now that just creased me up 🤣🤣
Well at least we know they eat donuts in that MOD building.
He looks abit like benny hill 😂 hilarious keep up the good work mark keep them coming 😂
please audit baxters food group fochabers moray, it has a public road that runs straight through the site allowing fisherman to the spey. the security try to stop normal people walking their dogs ect but legally its a public road and they rely on folk not knowing this.its a massive scottish soup giant it would be fantastic to watch
Tastes of pish
But they do make excellent Cullen Skink soup.
@@CharlesDickson-nv2ol agreed
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The security guard had no experience and waisting police and tax payers money calling the police
That security guard looks like hes ready for retirement
MOD Nursing Home Security 🤚👴
Amazing how they never seem to get onto what you're doing with "the yellow bellied right tit".
I love how they come out with authority like monkey boy and you just stop them in their steps and shut them down!
Dracula has got a new job on the side 😂
Oh, you did get the squeaky thing out
Monkey was gobsmacked you wouldnt just comply.Great job ad always mate.
Number one in my book Mark.
This really needs to STOP. Once we r on public paths they need to stay on their property.❤❤❤❤#PINAC
Why do they always talk about its their right to act like a fool and it's their right to question someone walking around their work place and they've all these rights supposedly but they refuse to acknowledge any of your rights or any actual applicable rights. How do they play the double standard game so well
The finger in the arse & stir the tea cracked me up - made me laugh out loud.
That 2nd bloke, who came out looks like Richard Graham the actor out of the film I.D 😂
One of the best i've seen🤣🤣
Great footage very funny brilliant job mark👍
Mod security? where they dig him up from
Wot no blues and twos. Must be the police getting fed running after idiots calling coz a guys got a deadly camera
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Disgraceful.. telling members of public what to do ..
The squeaky toy gets me every time 🤣
We all love MR SCEAKY 😂😂😂😂😂
Class act that squeaky toy 😂🤣
Brilliant , pure comedy 😂🤣👏👏👏
I need to lose a good stone. I need Mark to abuse me and call me a fat fuck continuously and I reckon it would motivate me more than any diet or gym to lose the lard
I think on this occasion the bodywarmer bellend was actually the tea boy.
Seriously how old is that so called security guard?
Security guard is a bag of walking bones
Peter griffin works for the MOD…I thought he worked at a brewery 😂
The muppet at the end really thought you'd buckle 🤣🤣🤣🤣 second prize he had. What an absolute idiot he was 🙈, great audit 👍🏻❤️🙏🏻
Great video ! I loved the hilarious interaction between two Scots. I can imagine Alex Ferguson having a similar argument when he looks at himself in the mirror every morning. lol🤣
Ghost of motley hall the first gaurd
You are criminally undersubscribed. Fantastic entertainment.
#defundthebbc
Go sweep the floors 😂
Aye the Scottish accent got more Scottish when u realised he was a Scot 🤣🤣🤣
Most entertainment I have at the minute is watching these videos, 😂
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Very entertaining.
So if it's a Private sight how can a Private Company like Royal mail be allowed on that site, and where was his SIA license displayed.🇬🇧
So if its a private site you think Royal Mail are not allowed on??? 😂😂😂😂😂
"Yellow-bellied right-tit." Mate, you're hilarious! 😂
A friend of mine got a job in Next in Fishergate Preston and they shown them picture of Uk MEET THE TYRANTS at the induction and told them not to engage with him if he shows up 😂😂😂😂
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True story!! 😂😂
Look at the state of those two signs. Is money so tight they cant wash them lmao
Imagine going through your whole life ass kissing authority. And even worse - believing in it.
Turned into an episode of Still Game 😂
"Get back te work ya couple o' fannies!"
LOVE that show 😂😂😂
This is why the country is in such a mess, our money we earn pays for all this mod/G4s crap.
You sum him up perfectly , a lump of lard it did make me laugh.
a great audit - MOD property being paid for by the public and arguably facilitating dubious conflicts should be prime candidates for an audit - well done.
More about mass surveillance of our own people these days, you know incase we're thinking wrong
I love how you tell um . Awesome . lol
The poor sod looks days from retirement
Excellent entertainment brilliant top man mark.
he is a bit of a panic merchant this one
how old was that first guy, one of these who will give up his health for the high viz
I love how your so polite, never abusive, and you're de escalation skills are second to none!! Have you got a problem with monkeys? Or all primates 😂😂😂
Haha in tears again.
Walkies haha and he got Brecon handed then decided that was enough 😂
Ministry of Defence Guard Service (MGS) finest……….😂😂
Why do they employ such old people for security?