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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @jayw4115
    @jayw4115 Год назад +78

    Geeeyttt back teeee werrk

    • @jamescoull7402
      @jamescoull7402 Год назад +7

      Tae wurk. I’m Scottish. I know what I’m talking about. Peace.

    • @89E8NiNjA
      @89E8NiNjA Год назад +4

      Haha thats quite accurate

    • @kristieleo1982
      @kristieleo1982 Год назад +2

      Lol. I just read that in his voice!

  • @TransoceanicOutreach
    @TransoceanicOutreach Год назад +63

    The guy across the street just randomly threatens to punch you into unconsicousness for filming him. These are people who have never actually been in a fight where they got hit.

    • @bigsexy.6686
      @bigsexy.6686 Год назад +17

      *"I'll knock you out" - man whose never knocked anyone out nor has the capability to do so*

    • @Angel-Adramelech
      @Angel-Adramelech Год назад +7

      That guy couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag and he'd only end up hurting himself if tried...😂😂😇

    • @macdapimp83
      @macdapimp83 Год назад +6

      @@Angel-Adramelech aye he couldnae fight sleep(still game reference) 🤣
      They call him Picasso cuz he spent a lot of time on the canvas as well 😂

    • @SuperBC10
      @SuperBC10 Год назад

      They’re video game warriors. Think that when it happens, they just press A and X and out of nowhere comes a magic shield 😂

  • @adrianbrowne7874
    @adrianbrowne7874 Год назад +10

    The prying eyes from those at the Windows and in conjunction with the location gave this audit something of an early seventies aura possibly reminiscent of the cult movie "Doomwatch"!!

  • @wagner251
    @wagner251 Год назад +7

    “i,ll put you to sleep “ what with his breath the lardy arse😂

  • @MrPantss
    @MrPantss Год назад +18

    “Don’t come here with your camera or I will put you to sleep!” Do idiots like that realise what an empty threat that is? Like they have ever in their life put someone to sleep!

  • @dean6816
    @dean6816 Год назад +15

    It amazes me that people are willing to get hands on over the companies that they work for!

    • @Matt26200
      @Matt26200 Год назад

      Yeah this amazes me, but all the better for Mark 😂

    • @MarriedToTheKGB
      @MarriedToTheKGB Год назад

      yeah he's probably barely above minimum wage

  • @peterwilliams6956
    @peterwilliams6956 Год назад +8

    Jumped up yard attendant that did make me laugh

  • @4thinternational283
    @4thinternational283 Год назад +13

    I can never understand why someone would walk up to a camera and request not to be filmed.

  • @leetori1
    @leetori1 Год назад +10

    Does he believe his own bullshit? I’ll take you to court😊 😂😂

  • @derrick9635
    @derrick9635 Год назад +8

    Be careful mark ,paul looks like the local hardman from the pub 😅

  • @A2Z1Two3
    @A2Z1Two3 Год назад +14

    This is simply a test for employees to know their stuff, and if they approach you in a professional way you are perfectly reasonable .
    Snag is there are so few companies that have trained their front of house staff on how to deal with photographers . Really Security firms SHOULD know the laws as part of their training IF they are professional security , but especially if they are SIA certificated .
    Sadly all too often Security staff WITH SIA accreditation have little , no , or confused knowledge of public photography rights , and often trespass ( which they fail to know is a Civil matter, and then go down a confrontational route and often unnecessarily involve the police )
    SIA are more to blame than the staff are , it is SIA’s responsibility to prepare candidates for all eventualities across the broad range of duties they will be asked to do as accredited SIA security .
    ‘Auditors’ are at least forcing companies to investigate the competency of the staff they are being supplied with , and when they find that they are unprepared, they should take the matter up with SIA , otherwise nothing will be done to improve the quality of the training SIA provide .
    It matters not if the ‘Auditors’ are polite or rude , they all come across far too often staff who are not qualified for the job they are in . I don’t blame the Auditor , even if they are rude, a properly trained professional will deal with the situation calmly without being drawn into aggression or threats .

  • @TheJammm79
    @TheJammm79 Год назад +33

    Mark has really ramped up his game! Quickly becoming one of the most important auditors out there !

  • @terryharman6399
    @terryharman6399 Год назад +6

    Travis Perkins seem to actively encourage their staff to act like a scummy thug gang .. incredible .. won't be spending my money with them

  • @BirdsEyeView72
    @BirdsEyeView72 Год назад +8

    Those cars on the pavement would have got one of my tickets mate😂😂😂 great stuff again buddy.. B.E.V.😁👍

    • @uniqueoutcome6589
      @uniqueoutcome6589 Год назад

      I came here to comment about those cars. You can have your car ticketed and towed for that here in the USA. I'm not from the UK, but isn't that a crime to park there?

  • @EvenBigger-Brother
    @EvenBigger-Brother Год назад +4

    Nichola is very matronly clucking and coaxing the wayward brood back to work . bet she is a handy dandy with sticky plasters .

  • @Robolaralobarar
    @Robolaralobarar Год назад +8

    Nosey ! Thats what all these people are . They want to know everyones business and get agressive when someone doesnt tell them

  • @SuperBC10
    @SuperBC10 Год назад +1

    Threatens to knock him out, then lights up a cigarette 🚬 😂

  • @adrianbrowne7874
    @adrianbrowne7874 Год назад +8

    Really encouraging to see that your subscription figures "are increasing"!!

  • @musiclover9361
    @musiclover9361 Год назад +2

    The Branch Manager is Dean Mitchell. I wonder if he knows that Nicola in Customer Services is telling members of the public that SHE is the Branch Manager.

  • @kaodhanhouston2481
    @kaodhanhouston2481 Год назад +18

    Hello Mark from sunny West Belfast 😎 🇮🇪👍🏻

  • @TomTremayne
    @TomTremayne Год назад +1

    Interesting....on the company website it lists Steve Ellwood as Branch Manager, not the Nicola character that claimed to be in the video here?

  • @danthemaninfierno
    @danthemaninfierno Год назад +7

    18:32 I will put you to sleep with a powerpoint presentation 😴

  • @andyb7339
    @andyb7339 Год назад +14

    You don't have to be stupid to work here but it helps 👍

    • @damiensullivan741
      @damiensullivan741 Год назад +2

      😂😂😂 If thats the case . Then this lot are over qualified .

  • @michaelgundersen8424
    @michaelgundersen8424 Год назад +4

    He was instantly trying to resort to violence, shocking behaviour from that company

  • @CambridgeCrazyDrivers
    @CambridgeCrazyDrivers Год назад +2

    That useless Woman was definitely a TP political appointment 😂

  • @timtam6442
    @timtam6442 Год назад +10

    Always makes me laugh when a guy earning less than £15 an hour thinks he’s going to engage with a lawyer costing £500 an hour. Hilarious

  • @garyevans8116
    @garyevans8116 Год назад +4

    I hope this footage gets sent to travis Perkins HQ. Obviously they don’t have the work to keep them in work. So maybe they should get rid of the dead weight.

  • @Matt26200
    @Matt26200 Год назад +10

    Only 5 minutes in and already telling them to get back te wurk 😂 Hilarious when the guy came peeping around the corner right on cue 😂 Yet again Mark, a brilliant video! 👍🏻

  • @NELVIN-UK
    @NELVIN-UK Год назад +4

    Peek a boo. Cuchi cuchi coo. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @scottenigma5894
    @scottenigma5894 Год назад +24

    He’s the guy guys

  • @louisevans3334
    @louisevans3334 Год назад +12

    Fair play you really know how to get people to bite 😂

  • @1969carlo
    @1969carlo Год назад +7

    Travis Perkins, you have lowered your standards? Why is your staff so untrained? I'll make sure my company STOPS buying and renting from you (London based). Thank your employees. We don't do business with unqualified companies.

  • @resist.
    @resist. Год назад +7

    Huge respect MTT. Im loving your work, i love your quick thinking and the silences lol

  • @lukekings6913
    @lukekings6913 Год назад +2

    Love how you dish it out as good as you get it

  • @TheBeardsShow
    @TheBeardsShow Год назад +1

    I've worked for TP once upon a time absolutely awful company. They think it's still 1987

  • @peakyblinder777
    @peakyblinder777 Год назад +9

    UkMTT -By far one of the best auditors . Psychology, body language, human interaction and speech/words ...its all an education . You can learn a great deal from watching.
    Thank you Mark massive respect to you for your work
    👏👏👏

  • @kristieleo1982
    @kristieleo1982 Год назад +2

    I love how the first thing they all ask is "is everything ok?" 😂

  • @darrylkennedy2125
    @darrylkennedy2125 Год назад +3

    Was Travis Perkins called Sandell Perkins a few years ago ??. Great audit. I'll bet Paul hasn't been in a fight since he was 13. 😂😂. Your Audits are as good as comedy central. New Zealand is impressed.

  • @jonnymunny101
    @jonnymunny101 Месяц назад +1

    This man can film anything he wish's in a public place from the outside. He isn't breaking any laws 😘

  • @iansmith5211
    @iansmith5211 Год назад +1

    4 members of travis perkins staff just stood around doing fu.kall. wish l could earn easy money like that lot. Well done again mark great video.

  • @wolvoman1
    @wolvoman1 Год назад +1

    The day that John put Paul's hi vis on and became the hard-man for the day.

  • @uniqueoutcome6589
    @uniqueoutcome6589 Год назад +2

    From Mark to another, I am very proud of you, Mark! You are single handedly going to make the UK economy skyrocket, what with all those people getting back to work! I find myself all the time saying, "Get your asses back to work! The lot of ya, get back to work!" and darned if I don't get back to work myself. I'm in the USA, so them in the UK had better get back to work, or we might be outworking ya'll over here! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tonyross7376
    @tonyross7376 Год назад +4

    Let's go mark 🤜👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @johnthreadgold7846
    @johnthreadgold7846 Год назад +1

    fine example off Travis Perkins hope the bosses are proud of there staff learn the law

  • @geoffbreen2386
    @geoffbreen2386 Год назад +2

    I hoped you would have walked back down to their gate. Seeing them scurry was tops.

  • @MarriedToTheKGB
    @MarriedToTheKGB Год назад +3

    I love how you psychologically ridicule and crush them. You should work for us!

  • @davidsanders2806
    @davidsanders2806 Год назад +1

    I will ko you out good advertising for these companies keep up the good work Mark grown ups hiding behind corners hope you are watching Travis perkins good way to advertise your company they are all over the country .

  • @colinmacfarlane6838
    @colinmacfarlane6838 Год назад +29

    Mark really is becoming an auditor star up there with AB and Charlie Vietch...a very brave operator ❤

    • @allanfoster5418
      @allanfoster5418 Год назад +3

      Hes got balls of steel 😂😂😅🤣🤣😂😂

    • @allanfoster5418
      @allanfoster5418 Год назад

      @jeremybrown9179 never heard of him I only watch MEET THE TYRANTS bravest auditor ever fears nobody 🤭

  • @georgesmith610
    @georgesmith610 Год назад +2

    Paul shouldn't be allowed to work anywhere

  • @richarddinning6901
    @richarddinning6901 Год назад

    The big yin at the beginning gets benefits Paul is his name you will get in trouble lol Mark.

  • @technojoe4079
    @technojoe4079 Год назад +2

    Haha you are the best Mark.
    Don’t leave us again pal👍

  • @Weoqyo_Ffdelajrkski08
    @Weoqyo_Ffdelajrkski08 Год назад +3

    That MKM place is so well kept and spick & span, you could almost eat your lunch off their paving stones ! 😋

  • @24583110
    @24583110 Год назад +2

    Holy shit at 3 min 59 sec zoom in, its the hills have eyes guy again, or his brother....

  • @jaywilson2244
    @jaywilson2244 Год назад +1

    Maybe they suspected corporate espionage. Worried you were trying to uncover how many sugars in a cuppa or the mixture of fried foods in a butty that leads to such competitive productivity. When they’re not harassing people on the street of course.

  • @davidhanson1849
    @davidhanson1849 Год назад +2

    Are they working whilst claiming benefits? 🤔🤔🤔

  • @DjNikGnashers
    @DjNikGnashers Год назад +2

    PMSL bakk ti wekkk all o ye !!!!

  • @johnthreadgold7846
    @johnthreadgold7846 Год назад +2

    no wonder he works for TP bet he sweeps up well hope TP see these great staff

  • @SnakePliskin770
    @SnakePliskin770 Год назад +1

    Not very good publicity for Travis Perkins

  • @meneertjehetheertje
    @meneertjehetheertje Год назад +1

    O no again, its the yellow power jacket brigade

  • @baddmanaz
    @baddmanaz Год назад +1

    You’re not the guy. You’re the man! 😂

  • @donsswitchlite8178
    @donsswitchlite8178 Год назад +2

    Oh it's a dangerous camera 😂

  • @biggdogg99848
    @biggdogg99848 Год назад +3

    Are you the guy 🤔🤣🤣

  • @neilhatton6018
    @neilhatton6018 Год назад +1

    Coochie coochie coochie coo guys!!

  • @Cheggy-ux5rx
    @Cheggy-ux5rx Год назад

    There’s some hints of Choochter in that accent 😅😅

  • @Polecat54941
    @Polecat54941 Год назад +1

    Travis Perkins, nuff said.

  • @neilrichardson3986
    @neilrichardson3986 Год назад +3

    Grinder Boy😂

  • @davidking6391
    @davidking6391 Год назад +2

    I think he was going to sue you for stealing his soul with your camera. 😊

  • @stevenmclucas1894
    @stevenmclucas1894 7 месяцев назад +1

    Action Energy guy definitely a GRINDR boy with his craft ale styled beard🧔😂

  • @TheSonnyfaiz
    @TheSonnyfaiz Год назад +1

    Think they own everything - jerks

  • @rmckenna6828
    @rmckenna6828 Год назад +17

    BACK TAE WURK😂

  • @robinjones5912
    @robinjones5912 Год назад +1

    Travis Perkins staff are a bit aggressive … not a great look for the company swearing etc

  • @royalanethridge333
    @royalanethridge333 Год назад +1

    What’s wrong with people a camera is an extension of your eyes ffs

  • @michaeln925
    @michaeln925 Год назад

    😂😂😂 Back to work 😂

  • @BeinnEdraGlamaig25
    @BeinnEdraGlamaig25 Год назад +1

    Paul the banksman, or *dogman* as they say in Australia (someone who points to where a crane load is to go).

  • @Justin-ji7ex
    @Justin-ji7ex Год назад +5

    Paul get back to work

  • @davidthomson8260
    @davidthomson8260 Год назад

    Yeah MKM are getting well known in Scotland ,for there reasonable priced materials

  • @robclark4507
    @robclark4507 Год назад +2

    Make my day these videos

  • @slickali7110
    @slickali7110 Год назад +1

    Its haunted there at night at croft Court, I've delivered there and seen things I can't describe 😢

  • @keithbennett3359
    @keithbennett3359 Год назад +4

    Classic 😂😂

  • @SHEEPFETTISH
    @SHEEPFETTISH Год назад

    David Attenborough told me that Lemmings have a keen sense of eyesight, so keen that when they see their own reflection in the lens of the camera they think it's a hostile threat to the Lemming pod. Hence they gather in groups to protect themselves. Meercats are different but cuter.

  • @johnroache32
    @johnroache32 Год назад

    I am curious as to why they have a Christmas tree up!

  • @Paul-d6l
    @Paul-d6l Год назад +2

    Your 1 funny fuka. Love your crack. Has me 😂 crying mate

  • @alexanderbrydone9873
    @alexanderbrydone9873 3 месяца назад

    The bald one is that Mr. Magoo.

  • @nervo6321
    @nervo6321 Год назад

    Get your arse back to work…love it.

  • @BigDangerousDan
    @BigDangerousDan Год назад

    You are kind of aggressive! I do love it though!😅

  • @Budge94
    @Budge94 Год назад

    I'm the guy, I'm the guy, guys

  • @allisoncarpenter8811
    @allisoncarpenter8811 11 месяцев назад

    🤣🤣🤣 brilliant audit pmsl

  • @Justin-ji7ex
    @Justin-ji7ex Год назад +2

    Have got no money but il take u to court

  • @markdavies9636
    @markdavies9636 Год назад +1

    You know you will never be out of work doing videos of idiots who think they have the right to confront people on public land demanding you tell them what are you doing. As the navy would say “way anchors “ 😂

    • @Weoqyo_Ffdelajrkski08
      @Weoqyo_Ffdelajrkski08 Год назад

      You're right, but it's "weigh anchor" ..difficult language, English.

  • @IainHinds
    @IainHinds 8 месяцев назад

    What a legend keep on annoying all those idiots 🎉

  • @jibjab351
    @jibjab351 Год назад

    Get one of those covers for your Mic so we can hear what you are saying.

  • @magnuscash6343
    @magnuscash6343 Год назад

    Hihihihi there he is MR SCEAKY ❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂

  • @leetori1
    @leetori1 Год назад

    SLACKERS! Back ter wok!!

  • @kimgriffin
    @kimgriffin Год назад +2

    Laughing my ass off ❤

  • @davidthomson8260
    @davidthomson8260 Год назад

    Can't believe more or less all the staff from Travis Perkins have came out to the gate , just get on with your work lol

  • @skandral1339
    @skandral1339 Год назад +4

    yeah but you are THE GUY! Much respect Brother! 💪✊

  • @DaleSteel
    @DaleSteel Год назад +3

    Too funny

  • @runfatboyrun3
    @runfatboyrun3 Год назад +1

    Instead of Paul it should say Benny hill on his high Viz. Paul if your reading these comments you're a jobs are worth jumped up little boy

  • @marcushawkes392
    @marcushawkes392 Год назад +4

    Mark’s vids are the best.

  • @oflaherty903
    @oflaherty903 Год назад

    Quick call whine whine whine theres a man with a camera help us