The ops manager seems to think that because he can demand to see inside employees bags for loss prevention purposes he can demand to see a non-employee's private pictures. He's incompetent.
She was very good. If the woman doesn't have an ego they are naturally much better at de-escalation. Goes back to evolution of males fighting for a woman.
I think Colin (The Operations Manager) has been standing in front of the mirror in his bathroom for the last 12 months preparing for the day he comes across a photographer at his workplace. He wears a superman outfit as pyjamas.
Absolutely brilliant, I’ve never laughed so much for years There’s no comedy on TV anymore like the 70s. This makes up for it I always put a thumbs up 👍
" consider yourself excused " so funny and as far as him being the security manager , what a clueless fool ! He wants to see YOUR footage ? I feel sorry for his mum .
Another crackin interaction Mark. This one was like watching a pot on the stove. Nice and calm as it heats up slowly. Then little bubbles of activity just before the full blown boil over. Lid rattling and everything😆 Then the nice boss lady steps in and turns the flame down. Keep em comin fella.👍
When companies say that they don't condone the abuse of their employees, they never say that they don't condone their staff abusing people not connected with the business.
It's the usual thing. Initially the story or video is about birds or something. But when someone interjects themselves into the video, then the original story is interrupted and the story becomes the person who interjects themselves. And it's up to that person as to whether the story about them is a good news one or a bad news one.
Absolute great I love this show I'm laughing away here, really great humour, just shows how people show off giving it the biggern😅, I love the words excuse me ,can I help , next you say yes I'll have coffee, really good,
Tracey is a good understanding manager , the other two are complete jobsworths , the security guard tried but really is soft natured , and the magpies were laughing all the way home ✔
Multiple choice question What does the second D1ckhead with the glasses ("Excuse me please") have in his hands concealed behind his back? a. a taser b. a butcher's cleaver c. a highland dirk d. a pocket billiards cue
This was better than a top movie 😂😂 “He is a grass” 😂😂😂 What a laugh!! Who wrote your script? Although I think you lost any chance of an Oscar with the finishing dialogue 😂😂😂. Brilliant, set ‘em up then……..POW! When are meeting up with your new girlfriend? 👍🏻🥰
I was sat at my desk at work today, n my manager came and asked to go see him in his office, and when he walked back I bursted out AM I GONNA BE IN TROUBLE!
''Get your fat arse back to work and leave off the doughnuts'' Hahahahaha sooooooo funny. Rent a mouth has gone very quiet. Great work again Mark ! :-)
You my good man have a special takent. Your videos are getting better and better from humble beginnings when i first started watching.uou Better than anyrhing on the TV which i no longer watch. Keeo em coming 👍
@@uws5604 Maybe you're right, or maybe you have some sort of mania involving snakes and kind old women and lashed out at me for mentioning something similar.
good audit, that struck the right balance. How can anyone demand to see what's on someone's camera in a public place. I knew that after that demand auditor would go from passive bird watcher into full blown " who do you think you are " mode.
The bosses of these companies should employ Mark to turn up and do what he does to see how they deal with members of the public like a secret shopper sort of thing or one of those undercover boss shows.
100% a bitlike undercover security test. I commented the same a few times. Would be a real test of security staff, and I don't understand why some of these people don't think that it could be a test ? But none of them do , unless we don't see them but I doubt it 🤔😂
The ops manager seems to think that because he can demand to see inside employees bags for loss prevention purposes he can demand to see a non-employee's private pictures. He's incompetent.
Very good point
Look the cops n courts are exact same.....CORPORATE RULES put onto us....NON EMPLOYEES thats the SECRET
*He's one of those clowns who always forget his "authority" in the work place doesn't apply outside of the workplace*
Excuse me, pardon?
@@TheDubhill16 wtm?
Tracy keeps her cool, keeps in control and shows respect. Rare level of people skills there.
Tracy very good at handling the situation to be fair good on her.
She has probably had plenty of experience with him behaving like that
She was very good. If the woman doesn't have an ego they are naturally much better at de-escalation. Goes back to evolution of males fighting for a woman.
@jeremybrown9179 calm down bud 😂
I think Colin (The Operations Manager) has been standing in front of the mirror in his bathroom for the last 12 months preparing for the day he comes across a photographer at his workplace. He wears a superman outfit as pyjamas.
Absolutely brilliant, I’ve never laughed so much for years
There’s no comedy on TV anymore like the 70s.
This makes up for it
I always put a thumbs up 👍
👌👌👌
"Can we have a look at your birds?" "They've flown away now" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
They’re free birds
mark I know a lot about birds they were magpies sorry mate 🤔🤔
Tracy if your watching this you deserve the best you handled this very very well . Your people skills are excellent . Big up yourself ! 💯👏👏👏
" consider yourself excused " so funny and as far as him being the security manager , what a clueless fool ! He wants to see YOUR footage ? I feel sorry for his mum .
Mark how the hell did u manage to turn that into a birdwatching chat lmfao
Love Tracy's attitude shame about the others ❤️ 💕 ♥️ 💙 well done love the birds to.❤❤🎉
Alfred Hitchcock didn't film "The Birds" with some big booted idiot continously approaching him asking to see his footage.
The lady was impeccable at de-escalation. Well done Mark. That big oath was very annoying.
*
@@Troll_the_Trolls eh?
@@Zeus-kj7nn sorry I was going to say it's Oaf not Oath as that means to give an Oath or take an Oath
@@Troll_the_Trolls Very true 👍🏻
@@Zeus-kj7nn 👊🏻
such a friendly lady, she deserves a lot of respect
Tracy deserves a promotion
Not if you have ever met her.
The only thing you did wrong UKMTT, is misidentify the birds. They are magpies. 🙂
he will be demonstrated now...misidentifying....😉
Bloody hell!
That comment was FOWL, LOL
All the more reason for him to get in more twitching, we all have to start somewhere and the only way to improve is practice.
Nope, they were yellow bellied right tits!
Mark is like a special forces auditor that should be let out for these occasions. To nullify pricks
He takes no prisoners, LMAO.
He's special alright, I wouldn't say special forces though.
@@HarryPearce-c9l😂
pretty sure hes said in a video hes served (*couldbewrong*)
@@lilhazey1128 served what mcflurries?
Daily uploads from this absolute menace of society, go on Lad!
8:57 "EXCUSE ME!"
"Consider yourself excused!"
LMAO
Why does this facilities manager think he's obliged to see everything?
*When they spend all their working hours bossing people around they sometimes think they can boss the general public*
Another crackin interaction Mark. This one was like watching a pot on the stove. Nice and calm as it heats up slowly. Then little bubbles of activity just before the full blown boil over. Lid rattling and everything😆 Then the nice boss lady steps in and turns the flame down. Keep em comin fella.👍
When companies say that they don't condone the abuse of their employees, they never say that they don't condone their staff abusing people not connected with the business.
A program of contrasts. The lady brightened my hour. Cool, calm and collected. Professional - and amiable. Greetz to you, from Minotauria
The lady was super respectful and polite. Good job to her.
Tracey was the only decent member of staff really
There's always a Billy big boots trying to spoil a bird watcher's shot 😂
12:48 even the jackdaw is Pithing itself with laughter 😭😭
I thought the Security Staff were going to call in Tippi Hedren to seek out the Birds!
Love how the 'security' just stay in the booth and let you walk on anyway..... 😂
"I climbed over that invisible fence" You're too much Marky boy 😂
It's the usual thing. Initially the story or video is about birds or something. But when someone interjects themselves into the video, then the original story is interrupted and the story becomes the person who interjects themselves. And it's up to that person as to whether the story about them is a good news one or a bad news one.
"Excuse me!" Jesus that guy made me irrationally angry. I bet his partner suffers
I love how from 20:39 that guys face changes as he’s put in his place 😂
Another great afternoon entertainment from you thanks 👍👍👍 great show❤❤❤❤❤❤
Wow good on you ❤I love 💕 your videos they make my day thank you so much
I'm a S.Guard. The 1st day, my manager said "be careful : you don't know 'who' is front of you. respect it".
I think Tracy did very well
Where do this people think they get the authority over people. Also the imaginary laws they make up and demands even the police need a warrant for.😂😅😮
Years of bullying staff
I WILL NEVER LOOK AT BIRD WATCHING THE SAME WAY...LOL
awsome stuff mark. love your videos
Absolute great I love this show I'm laughing away here, really great humour, just shows how people show off giving it the biggern😅, I love the words excuse me ,can I help , next you say yes I'll have coffee, really good,
Burst out laughing when you said I climbed over that invisible gate 😂
Tracey is a good understanding manager , the other two are complete jobsworths , the security guard tried but really is soft natured , and the magpies were laughing all the way home ✔
Multiple choice question
What does the second D1ckhead with the glasses ("Excuse me please") have in his hands concealed behind his back?
a. a taser
b. a butcher's cleaver
c. a highland dirk
d. a pocket billiards cue
"Show me the images on your camera"
5 minutes later
"You cannot tell us what to do!"
Hello from West Belfast IRELAND mark and to my friends in the east hope you all had a great day .. all the best from the west 👍🏻🙏👌💯
Had a great parade in the East, my Westy friend. Did pish down for a bit, but sure that's normal.
"I'm Tracey."
"I'm Mark."
"Nice to meet you Mark. Now listen here Dave..." 🤣
Those magpies have more intelligence than the majority of the people Mark meets on his travels 🤣
This was better than a top movie 😂😂 “He is a grass” 😂😂😂 What a laugh!! Who wrote your script? Although I think you lost any chance of an Oscar with the finishing dialogue 😂😂😂. Brilliant, set ‘em up then……..POW! When are meeting up with your new girlfriend? 👍🏻🥰
Those bloody invincible gates again lol.... Great work Mark 😂😂
I used to work for Wincanton in Mitcham & our general manager was a complete knob as well
Tracey was sound in the end ill her 9 out 10😂
This lady is spot on and excellent at her job which makes a refreshing change.
Mate,i follow a select few auditors because they meet my high standards to receivea subscription.You've just earnt another one 😂 Utterly brilliant.
She was actually alright though to be fair
I was sat at my desk at work today, n my manager came and asked to go see him in his office, and when he walked back I bursted out AM I GONNA BE IN TROUBLE!
Lol
That's not a blackbird it's a zebra crossing
it's a Badger
😁 love a good pun 😁 it could have been a pelican crossing 😜❤️
Lovely jackdaws
@@delorusclaiborne3274 Mark only managed to photograph a yellow bellied tit.
Never fail to disappoint mate, almost every vid is a banger pls never stop
Now that is what I called deescalation well done Tracy, lovely lady
''Get your fat arse back to work and leave off the doughnuts'' Hahahahaha sooooooo funny. Rent a mouth has gone very quiet. Great work again Mark ! :-)
DID not know that Google Earth missed parts of the
UK😂🤡
A lot of comments about the blackbirds being magpies.... Thats part of the genius of the video. He was pretending to be a bird watcher!
Never seen a blackbird with a big white splodge on it's chest before mark.
Oh hang on, maybe I have 🤣
You my good man have a special takent. Your videos are getting better and better from humble beginnings when i first started watching.uou Better than anyrhing on the TV which i no longer watch. Keeo em coming 👍
If Mark was in an empty room he'd argue with himself. 😂 That woman was great though, she knew how to handle him.
He has zero people skills.
What's your favourite flavour of boot polish?
Yasmin male or female
@@zebraforceonewho's your favourite plastic revolutionary?
@@medbad5150 You
I know where you got the bird watching idea from 😂😂 👌
Bro....could you use a MIC with wind head on ???
Even the bird was laughing at him 🤣🤣
Good video,Tacey was sensible.However I hope she retrains that guy with the glasses,he was out of order.
A lesson in people skills from Tracy there 👍
The internet's biggest wind up.....LOVE IT...👍🏻
The woman kindly supported everything they did and said, what a friendly snake.
This comment is a fascinating insight into your clearly-sociopathic mind.
@@uws5604 Maybe you're right, or maybe you have some sort of mania involving snakes and kind old women and lashed out at me for mentioning something similar.
@@Oxmont It's the first option.
@@Oxmont😂😂😂
Can i look at the birds. they flown away now 😂
i think the lady is refering to whats called a murmuration (starlings going to roost)
Tracey probably went back calling you every name under the sun 😂
good audit, that struck the right balance. How can anyone demand to see what's on someone's camera in a public place. I knew that after that demand auditor would go from passive bird watcher into full blown " who do you think you are " mode.
One of the best yet. Thanks, Mark. Top entertainment.
You should have simply called this episode ‘excuse me’
😂😂
*The sequel will be called Excuse Me 2 : Your Excused.*
Funny
Tracey was actually tough talking wanting to see the footage before big numpty was put on his place. She quickly changed her tune.
That lady was brave and a bit silly to talk to you on her own as she didn’t know who you were………she was great to be honest….
Is the bird the mighty yellow warbler in the big box with windows😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I had hard day at work and was super tired, but after watching your show all tiredness gone. Thanks Mark for your wonderful work 👍👍👍🙏
Look at the size of those funkin boots! 😂😂😂😂😂
The best 'GET YER FAT ARSE BACK TE WORK!' 21:00
What a legend 🤣
Absolute classic, getting better Mark, LMAO
Tracy showed exactly why she is a manager polite professional deescalation 😊
True, but if it got physical. Then the big lad would have been more useful.
Neil Warnock working during the close season
where i come from they call the same ....grass, im polish Mark u make my day again,good job m8
10 out of 10 for this video. Brilliant 😂
Shout out for Tracy de-escalation at its best
This is absolutely brilliant
The bosses of these companies should employ Mark to turn up and do what he does to see how they deal with members of the public like a secret shopper sort of thing or one of those undercover boss shows.
100% a bitlike undercover security test. I commented the same a few times. Would be a real test of security staff, and I don't understand why some of these people don't think that it could be a test ? But none of them do , unless we don't see them but I doubt it 🤔😂
@@Robolaralobarar He's deffo the man for the job and many of these security guards would fail instantly.
Magpie lovely little bird
When someone says can I have your name say to them no it’s my name and I am using it 😂😂😂😂❤❤
Tbf that woman was very nice probably a nice gaffer to work for.
24:22 ....'that's the money shot'...🤣🤣🤣
Tracy was absolutely brilliant and professiona, fair play 👍🏻
‘Excuse me’ 15 times 😂 got to love them
Only a Judge can order a deletion of film under a sec 50. The police cannot order u to delete them as u own the copyright
That was a Feel good video that ,well done tou you pal and the woman
"they've flown away now!" love it! 👏
Once he sees red it's on, great entertainment but I pity these people when they approach, little do they know the incoming barrage
I don’t pity them. For the most part they deserve everything they get.