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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @Steelman6666
    @Steelman6666 Год назад +95

    Keith was great perfect example of how a security guard should be

    • @cjhards
      @cjhards Год назад +7

      Keith was normal! This shouldn’t be minority?! Just doing what he should be. Nothing special imo.

    • @dynamicdylan8926
      @dynamicdylan8926 Год назад

      Ik I love security guards they r my favourite thing that work for big companies

  • @1976.Mr.Darren.K
    @1976.Mr.Darren.K Год назад +134

    This security guard has to be one of the best security guards in this country. So we'll mannered and polite. This country needs more people like him

    • @dynamicdylan8926
      @dynamicdylan8926 Год назад +2

      And this is why I love most security guards they know the law mostly all of them more than the 90% of cops

    • @dynamicdylan8926
      @dynamicdylan8926 Год назад +2

      I actually want to be one low-key and Ik the law super well and Ik as a security guard u cannot put ur hands on anyone unless they r committing a bad crime like having a physical fight with a member of staff or a member of the public

  • @sightseeingspotfacts
    @sightseeingspotfacts 3 месяца назад +5

    I love the guy in the blue shirt, he was loving the entertainment. He had a smile on his face all the time lol

  • @williamkeith8740
    @williamkeith8740 Год назад +47

    Security officer Keith is a legend - great work in de-escalating the situation - if the bosses at UCLAN read this he deserves a pay rise. Very professional.

  • @robm2034
    @robm2034 Год назад +48

    I swear to god that security a bloke was absolute legend and gentlemen ,,SIA, should take note

  • @truthteller6161
    @truthteller6161 Год назад +9

    They really do think they can stick their noses into everybody’s business, the women really should mind her own business.

  • @ceefaxbbctv8788
    @ceefaxbbctv8788 Год назад +19

    Keith was brilliant. What a guy. So many could learn from him

  • @PeterMiller-r6y
    @PeterMiller-r6y Год назад +14

    My friend was called Keith sadly he lost a eye we now call him Keth

    • @RoryLaird-tc6xp
      @RoryLaird-tc6xp 7 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jimroberts3268
    @jimroberts3268 Год назад +12

    What a relief a descent security guard who didn't talk aloud of shit and start barking out orders you can't do this and can't do that great video you never back down your one of the best at what you do.

  • @chunkymonkey55555
    @chunkymonkey55555 Год назад +19

    I swear there is something unholy about the way he knows just how far to push people without them losing their s**t, lol

  • @jimmyriddle4159
    @jimmyriddle4159 Год назад +8

    Miss Angina was a bit of a Karen, KFC boy actually wanted to kill you, the Conor McGregor wasn’t too bad, King Keith however is an absolute legend.

  • @davidthomson8260
    @davidthomson8260 Год назад +6

    Seen them all mark ,your up there with the legends,your on par with the one's you mentioned

  • @SnarkySod
    @SnarkySod Год назад +7

    The guard should give lectures on how to be a decent person

  • @tothemoon.7773
    @tothemoon.7773 Год назад +9

    What a nice chap the security bloke was

  • @paulevans3754
    @paulevans3754 Год назад +6

    Security guard is a gentleman.

  • @anne-mariethompson4365
    @anne-mariethompson4365 Год назад +2

    14:50 why does he not tell her not to shout back! And these people teach???? No wonder our country is going to the dogs!

  • @blahblahblah742
    @blahblahblah742 Год назад +9

    He's making a meal out of them chips!

    • @nige3801
      @nige3801 Год назад +2

      Took him 25minutes to eat them chips 😂

  • @kirkmitchell1811
    @kirkmitchell1811 Год назад +15

    If you was sat at work and some random guy was recording you through a window are you seriously telling me you wouldn’t confront it? 😂

  • @YardzMowing
    @YardzMowing Год назад +7

    Someone will lamp you one day mate try not picking on easy targets, but your videos are gold 👌 keep it up

  • @grantmason740
    @grantmason740 Год назад +2

    Security was brilliant, a real credit to his industry.

  • @garyevans8116
    @garyevans8116 Год назад +36

    Kieth is a really decent fella. Well done mark. Good job mate.

  • @rossij8
    @rossij8 Год назад +5

    well done Keith, near perfect sir

  • @user-me6ld9fo3t
    @user-me6ld9fo3t Год назад +1

    The guy in grey shirt can’t stop laughing lol

  • @bossman1774
    @bossman1774 Год назад +3

    Security best I’ve ever seen.
    Should have backed off and and give him respect.

  • @robertleat59
    @robertleat59 Год назад +3

    Well done Keith, i like him 👍

  • @michaelnorton6630
    @michaelnorton6630 Год назад +6

    How many chips we're in that box???😮🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟

  • @ah3690
    @ah3690 Год назад +13

    It’s hilarious watching that Asian guy munching on chips. With that beard, he’s clearly trying to shake off his dad vibes. But then, he’s got this Northern twang in his voice that just doesn’t match. And that haircut? Makes me wonder if the barber had a vendetta. Every chip he shoves in looks like it’s on a mission. Comedy gold!

    • @ernestchadwell9069
      @ernestchadwell9069 Год назад +2

      Just don't mention Rotherham, ah damn it, I mean don't mention Charlene Downes , ah damn it.🤦

    • @massynu183
      @massynu183 Год назад +1

      Also don't mention Yorkshire Ripper (damn?) or Jimmy Saville (damn) or Cyril Smith (double damn!)

  • @jackyrants3912
    @jackyrants3912 Год назад +24

    That Asian bloke has a chip on his shoulder.

  • @D...Charger
    @D...Charger Год назад +17

    Chicken box gave it the big un,and then his bollox shrunk.😂👍

  • @MartensAD
    @MartensAD Год назад +15

    The guy in the blue shirt in the background knew exactly what was going on. Hosing himself all the way through.

  • @PhatwardMcBizzleboom
    @PhatwardMcBizzleboom Год назад +2

    I love how you always demand the women they get you a coffee ☕🤣

  • @milleniumsaucer8978
    @milleniumsaucer8978 Год назад +9

    The security guy is just such a nice man

  • @davidthomson8260
    @davidthomson8260 Год назад +3

    Mark you have to take your hat off to the security lol

  • @reccerat4446
    @reccerat4446 Год назад +14

    Keith the security lad is a decent bloke, if only more were like him.

  • @Davidlouis3
    @Davidlouis3 Год назад +2

    Nice Keith 👍

  • @TheLostHistoryChannelTKTC
    @TheLostHistoryChannelTKTC 6 месяцев назад +1

    Love you brother. Get them told! 😂

  • @ESCLukemar666
    @ESCLukemar666 Год назад +3

    The chips guy is the biggest plonker i've seen on RUclips

  • @dynamicdylan8926
    @dynamicdylan8926 Год назад +1

    I love this security guard and most of them I kinda wanna be one they know the law better than the 99% of police and that’s a lot

  • @adamr6780
    @adamr6780 Год назад +4

    Yes that security guy handled it decently but you can tell he’s experienced unlike a lot of them with a SIA badge. Btw that stupid young Asian lad giving it the big un is all mouth I’d just ignore him. He’ll probably be worse when he gets into a car. Plenty of his type in every city don’t waste time on people like that

  • @nige3801
    @nige3801 Год назад +7

    Security guy is a gentleman! Pussy boy (de escalated) even sat down quietly and finished his chips...(saved himself a good kick in the bollax

  • @YardzMowing
    @YardzMowing Год назад +2

    It'd be easy to pick a fight when you know they can not fight back. Otherwise, they lose their living 😅

  • @silverstreetmoto1458
    @silverstreetmoto1458 Год назад +6

    The dopey bird was like a stuck record 😂 she could be a pcso on the side i reckon.

  • @Autic-Tours
    @Autic-Tours Год назад +8

    Keith I know you watching this well done mate 🤗

  • @kennethocongerskin9460
    @kennethocongerskin9460 Год назад +6

    How many chips were in that box????

  • @Nick-m7w
    @Nick-m7w Год назад +3

    Did think it was properly rude when Keith was talking to you & you started speaking over him

  • @1haleema
    @1haleema Год назад +1

    Security guy respect to him being polite

  • @narniebone1332
    @narniebone1332 Год назад +1

    Security guy was mint not heard the word mint. Not heard the word mining for years Made me laugh vids are great

  • @Wernutters
    @Wernutters Год назад +33

    Love your videos, you could cause an argument in an empty house 🤣
    Keep up the great work mark 👍🏼

  • @jay-lm4we
    @jay-lm4we Год назад +20

    I'd like to know where he bought that never-ending box of 🍟

  • @timsons527
    @timsons527 Год назад +3

    Love the Hovis music.

  • @musclecha007
    @musclecha007 Год назад +2

    GET ME A COFFEE😂😂😂

  • @closewatcher8586
    @closewatcher8586 Год назад +9

    LOL - Dude on the steps was totally laughing at you calling that cow stupid. He probably knows her.

  • @johnklockyer
    @johnklockyer Год назад +4

    Horrible innit innit innit.…. Selotape its mouth up.

  • @Joevloggsuk
    @Joevloggsuk Год назад +10

    Mate… you and that squeaky toy lol 😂 love it. Big up UKMTT and his squeaker haha 😂 keep up the good work bro 👍🏻👍🏻

  • @sambarnes2716
    @sambarnes2716 Год назад +6

    She refused to answer your question but wanted you to answer hers

  • @SuperWiggley
    @SuperWiggley Год назад +1

    Cannot beat a bit of Go F yourself in polish lol

  • @steveburn8125
    @steveburn8125 Год назад

    Ali G’ innit 😂… got to say the camera seems to bring out the worst, and best of people. Great vid

  • @selfempower3960
    @selfempower3960 Год назад +8

    I want whatever fast food the surly kid was eating - seemed to last forever hahaha

  • @dodgydruid
    @dodgydruid Год назад +5

    Just love it when the broad scots comes out like that, toughest race on earth when it comes to a scrap, well us south Londoners are pretty well known for having some minerals of our own hehe Both my english born daughters live up there, youngest in Clydebank, eldest in Dunoon now just got to find someone willing to exchange with me for my pad in Dorset and I too can be in the land of my forebears... I am blessed with being half scots half Irish, tough as old boots but have to steer clear of the booze as I gets the green eyes and fight whole pubs lol

  • @peakyblinder777
    @peakyblinder777 Год назад +7

    When that Hovis theme music played 🤣🤣🤣

  • @brettmanvalleyvan
    @brettmanvalleyvan Год назад +19

    Great audit exposing a bunch of muppets and one well mannered, nice, polite kind soul of a security guard 👍🏻❤️🙏🏻

  • @anne-mariethompson4365
    @anne-mariethompson4365 Год назад

    The hovis music 💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kennethocongerskin9460
    @kennethocongerskin9460 Год назад +8

    Keith = legend. 100%👍

  • @lucas-9840
    @lucas-9840 Год назад

    Innit 😂 what a clown.

  • @Mr_Spliffy
    @Mr_Spliffy Год назад +6

    Best laughs via an auditor on RUclips. For that mark i salute you. This one was funny as hell. 😅

  • @dean6816
    @dean6816 Год назад

    9:20 It's Dan from Allan Patridge!!

  • @dickietrickle
    @dickietrickle Год назад +9

    Imagine if all security was like Keith.

  • @CharlieStalk
    @CharlieStalk Год назад +1

    There is always a whale involved.

  • @Davidlouis3
    @Davidlouis3 Год назад +1

    Fkn hilarious 😂😂

  • @victoriaminns6436
    @victoriaminns6436 Год назад +1

    Great video ❤

  • @R4in84
    @R4in84 Год назад +5

    This one is a classic, was funny af the 1st time you uploaded it :D

    • @bestofukaudits1274
      @bestofukaudits1274 Год назад

      I watched it originally and have to watch again it’s a gooden

  • @gazzasmith6555
    @gazzasmith6555 Год назад +1

    Love the pushy rant to the janitor eating his food and the fat one lol 😂

  • @steveroberts2533
    @steveroberts2533 Год назад +3

    Brilliant, exposing the privileged great job

  • @williamkeith8740
    @williamkeith8740 Год назад +3

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 My word Mark - I get a good laugh out of it.

  • @1haleema
    @1haleema Год назад +1

    She's asking like av to answer do one!!!!!

  • @NRVERTAKEMEALIVE
    @NRVERTAKEMEALIVE 5 месяцев назад

    Was that the lesser known "Bad Language academy?"

  • @craigmooney3744
    @craigmooney3744 Год назад +2

    I’m being nice,I’m asking politely ,I just want to know….It’s all the same BS.

  • @Romulus8
    @Romulus8 Год назад +4

    Top security guard

  • @Troll_the_Trolls
    @Troll_the_Trolls Год назад +12

    I love how he always throws in "F off" in Polish during his pretense to not speak English nonsensical bits 😂

  • @dd5617
    @dd5617 Год назад +6

    Lanky geezer cracking up 🤣

  • @axelgs11
    @axelgs11 Год назад +3

    That tall guy with the beard enjoying every minute of it😂

  • @roberthardy2013
    @roberthardy2013 Год назад +3

    Hovis! “E wor a great baker wor our dad”

  • @RoryLaird-tc6xp
    @RoryLaird-tc6xp 7 месяцев назад

    Didnt know amir khan was doing doors these days,the money must av ran out 😂😂

  • @tanzieification
    @tanzieification Год назад +4

    Decent security for a change

  • @zodiac6968
    @zodiac6968 Год назад +2

    Did chipboy walk away?

  • @Angel-Adramelech
    @Angel-Adramelech Год назад +2

    I worked on a site that was council and so big nobody ever knew if anybody was in work or not. It was running 3 years behind schedule, I was sub contract, self employed and did what I was paid to do. I just did it in my own time, a length of first fix conduit tube with a putty ball in it makes a wicked blow pipe, don't half sting if you get tagged lol

  • @HWoah
    @HWoah Год назад +3

    Why the reupload ?

    • @nicothechihuahua3167
      @nicothechihuahua3167 Год назад

      To earn more money Numpty! Back to work.

    • @stuartb4525
      @stuartb4525 Год назад +1

      Usually when a video is re uploaded so soon after it was shown, it's usually a privacy complaint. I'm not long into the video and Mark has bleeped out his swearing.

    • @stuartb4525
      @stuartb4525 Год назад

      @@philswales3814 We know, but he uploaded it a few hours before this as well.

  • @GrahamHazlehurst
    @GrahamHazlehurst Год назад +5

    Another brilliant video, Mark the UCLAN security man, is a credit to the university. His desculation skills are spot on, and I really enjoyed that, I have a connection with UCLAN through my work and know the Vernon Building.

  • @Polecat54941
    @Polecat54941 Год назад +8

    Keith the only one that didn't go to UNI and the only one who still has a brain.

  • @dutchdronedimension6703
    @dutchdronedimension6703 Год назад +8

    this goes higher up than UK law,,,,, ECHR European Convention for the Protection of Human Rights and Fundamental Freedoms ECHR) is a European treaty in which the human and civil rights of all residents of the member countries are laid down (article 10). allows filming in the public sector, even public in and government buildings , everything you can see from public (even into private buildings and sites) you can photo and record it since November 4, 1950, Google Earth (with zoom options) Google Maps (with zoom options)) EasyJet (they recording their whole flights since june 2020) Google Street View (with zoom options) hundred cars with a dash cam recording them every day by this ECHR law

    • @Jannickjay
      @Jannickjay Год назад +2

      But UK are no longer member of eu?

    • @stuartb4525
      @stuartb4525 Год назад +1

      ​@@JannickjayBut still subject to any laws or rules of the ECHR.

  • @SlimTortoise
    @SlimTortoise Год назад

    Not a word to the chicken guy. I wonder why?

  • @Planetugm
    @Planetugm Год назад +4

    Great video! Big respect to Keith!

  • @eddieeddie8896
    @eddieeddie8896 Год назад +6

    Top security guard 🐾👍

  • @Bigfoot-og6xm
    @Bigfoot-og6xm Год назад +2

    I love the fact that Steven Mangan came out last, with his hands casually in his pockets, pissing himself laughing when he saw the situation. He knew the score.

  • @Justtellmetheanswer6910
    @Justtellmetheanswer6910 Год назад +1

    Why are the swear words blanked

  • @yorkshire_m8622
    @yorkshire_m8622 Год назад +7

    great video Mark the guy in the doorway eating his chips looks like he trying to eat the box 😋

  • @1akw
    @1akw Год назад +10

    No one gets the better of the mad scotsman 😂

  • @staycxld
    @staycxld Год назад +3

    05:44 "It's public property, you can't record here MON" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @FoxholeFightClub
    @FoxholeFightClub Год назад +1

    good video!👍🏽

  • @traceymills3865
    @traceymills3865 Год назад +2

    That Asian guys box of chips was never ending