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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @richiestrich8079
    @richiestrich8079 Год назад +50

    The level of aggression is what makes these videos so enjoyable

    • @jamesk6046
      @jamesk6046 9 месяцев назад +3

      Couldn't have put it better myself. It keeps drawing me back, 😅😂

    • @cs9115
      @cs9115 18 дней назад

      lol UKMTT is the only one who backs it up. I've genuinely never seen him show fear or back down vs anyone no matter how big they are. It must be the Scotsman in him.

  • @simon-martinanthony2123
    @simon-martinanthony2123 Год назад +27

    ffs comedy gold when the little fella popped up from behind the curb

  • @muirislandjim453
    @muirislandjim453 Год назад +19

    You're the kid - you're about the size of a kid 😅😅😅 absolutely love this 😂

  • @connect4glyn
    @connect4glyn Год назад +64

    Love how you show just as much agression back to anyone who threatens you .

  • @shortclip1107
    @shortclip1107 Год назад +34

    Never change Mark you’re one of the only auditors that doesn’t back down 😂

  • @rgreen8783
    @rgreen8783 Год назад +8

    That copper, "We are not having shouting through fences". What a clown.

  • @AT23675
    @AT23675 Год назад +36

    This company is called Connecting Britain in Preston. Someone has written Short Ar*e Wan*er on the sign outside the premises. Wonder if Mark wrote that! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @paulbennett1860
    @paulbennett1860 Год назад +8

    "least I've got something about me ,son" What a melt 😂

  • @Bubble5555
    @Bubble5555 Год назад +41

    Mark takes no prisoners, goes in two footed every time. Love It!

  • @andrewcrompton9455
    @andrewcrompton9455 Год назад +37

    Mark your laugh is brilliant! Keep up the good work!

  • @johnroache32
    @johnroache32 Год назад +12

    Just subscribed after watching the "Pie Man" video. Now I'll work my way back. Greetings from the Central Coast of California. 👍

  • @hearmenow909
    @hearmenow909 Год назад +7

    They generally come along giving it the big one, then leave defeated. Their bravado wains quickly.

  • @Ezz4672
    @Ezz4672 Год назад +30

    So that copper took sides before he heard your side of the story Mark, typical of today's police force COPPERS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IMPARCIAL

    • @Weoqyo_Ffdelajrkski08
      @Weoqyo_Ffdelajrkski08 Год назад +1

      Yeah much more likely to get kickbacks from companies than from a lone auditor

    • @James-cs3rp
      @James-cs3rp Год назад +2

      Impartial . Agree with you on everything else though.

    • @billyjoequit1031
      @billyjoequit1031 Год назад +3

      There is reason why the police is out out touch with the public 😂

    • @Malabus73
      @Malabus73 Год назад +2

      You're righht there. It seems the police love working for these companies and neglecting the public.

  • @5000ElCaminos
    @5000ElCaminos Год назад +25

    You ever seen those clips of two dogs goin crazy through a fence or gate, then the gate opens and they go all quiet and meek…… yeah that 😂

  • @jackjordan3715
    @jackjordan3715 Год назад +12

    That little short bloke cracked me up... he needs help opening a door let alone knocking someone out. C*unt uses a cat flap as a door.

    • @tonyryan1574
      @tonyryan1574 7 месяцев назад +1

      Come on now, be nice. The little fella has struggled all his life to put food on the table😂

    • @jackjordan3715
      @jackjordan3715 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@tonyryan1574 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @garyhope3731
      @garyhope3731 3 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂 good one.

    • @jackjordan3715
      @jackjordan3715 3 месяца назад

      @@tonyryan1574 quality 😂😂😂

  • @OnlyTheseShorts
    @OnlyTheseShorts Год назад +10

    Incredible work! Love how you never back down and give them shit back. Best auditor going.

  • @2FMradioInIreland4
    @2FMradioInIreland4 Год назад +38

    That copper was talking more crap than the guy who was arguing with you, they must have all broke of the same insane asylum

  • @GampyBamblor
    @GampyBamblor Год назад +10

    Threatens to knock you out then backs off lmfao then calls you a nonce.
    Theres something seriously wrong with him.
    Name address etc anyone publish them?

  • @stevenspx6226
    @stevenspx6226 Год назад +9

    The little one is hilarious 😂

  • @mrfrisky6501
    @mrfrisky6501 Год назад +48

    The most aggressive staff I've seen for a while - amazing!
    You would think with all the threats of violence they will be in line for a suspension. Crazy.

  • @Joevloggsuk
    @Joevloggsuk Год назад +54

    Mate we are in full support of your wildlife concern. We do exactly the same on the towpath for the birds. Also, well done on not backing down to these tyrants!! 😊

  • @JuliusDecimusMeridius
    @JuliusDecimusMeridius Год назад +9

    I often wondered what happened to Bronski Beat…..Thank you for clearing that up Mark 🤭

  • @scottmcculloch2190
    @scottmcculloch2190 Год назад +85

    Do they keep crying to you tube after acting like tough guys?

  • @GADGETVP15
    @GADGETVP15 Год назад +10

    Talking to the teabagger not the mug 😂

  • @shaunyboyz4296
    @shaunyboyz4296 Год назад +20

    Jimmy Somerville is gunna knock you out...🐧

    • @littleratbag1111
      @littleratbag1111 Год назад +3

      Lmao 🤣

    • @darkhall8227
      @darkhall8227 10 месяцев назад +1

      Tea boy went back crying and singing the Bronski beat song Why

    • @vinto34
      @vinto34 6 дней назад +1

      Doubtful ...he's only a small town boy.

    • @shaunyboyz4296
      @shaunyboyz4296 6 дней назад

      @@vinto34 crackin

  • @CharlieB3723
    @CharlieB3723 Год назад +6

    Very odd and aggressive behaviour by the bald ginger guy and his side kick - look like a danger to the public 😮

  • @RECALLAUDITS
    @RECALLAUDITS Год назад +5

    17:25 Vile officer.
    Probably beats his partner or kids if he has any.

  • @neilbethell2299
    @neilbethell2299 Год назад +20

    Was this pulled, watched it yesterday evening, The fat Jimmy Somerville is a proper 🔔 end 🤣

    • @sharpeipink123
      @sharpeipink123 Год назад

      LOL....100% correct what a disgusting vile rotten little man! A Potty mouthed rent a thug! x

  • @up1245
    @up1245 Год назад +16

    😂🤣 This dude takes Auditing to another level.

  • @frankiecallaghan5441
    @frankiecallaghan5441 Год назад +14

    The midget and the Grass, pair of them shat it

  • @adrianbrowne7874
    @adrianbrowne7874 Год назад +18

    No "Hands" of friendship being extended to Mark here that's for sure!!!

    • @lilhazey1128
      @lilhazey1128 Год назад +1

      😂😂 nicely put *tips hat*

  • @Davidus80
    @Davidus80 Год назад +7

    “Like I’m gonna be scared of one and a half men “😂😂

  • @FrankRzzo
    @FrankRzzo Год назад +40

    Nice to see an auditor in the UK that has a pair of balls or “bollocks” 👍🏻

  • @jay-lm4we
    @jay-lm4we Год назад +60

    Mark is the best auditor out there, ahead of AB, DJ, PJ the whole lot of them. If you haven't already subscribed, then do and share the videos with all your friends 🇮🇪👍

    • @leetori1
      @leetori1 Год назад +7

      I’d say it’s more of a guilty pleasure that I watch this. Like a dirty secret 😂

    • @galaxiehubba
      @galaxiehubba Год назад +1

      need all of them for entertainment purposes, but UKMTT is great!

    • @icantdenyreality3516
      @icantdenyreality3516 3 месяца назад

      If I need a laugh I'll watch AB. If I want some politics I'll watch Veitch and for aggression I'll watch The Laughing Auditor or this channel.

  • @terrybunch7313
    @terrybunch7313 Год назад +15

    "You'll end up on your back"
    You should've said that you'd still be taller than him 😂

  • @danthemaninfierno
    @danthemaninfierno Год назад +30

    Rishi Sunak said at PMQs that UKMTT is "an excellent advocate for the squirrel population of Great Britain"

    • @ThisisEngland1066
      @ThisisEngland1066 Год назад +4

      He also said he would stop the boats..

    • @uws5604
      @uws5604 Год назад

      @@ThisisEngland1066 Username checks out. Many people on those boats are taking the enormous risk of the crossing because they are desperate. You should put them up in your own home as a charitable act.

  • @youtubeslayer-1
    @youtubeslayer-1 Год назад +3

    2 dingles wouldnt be on the phones to the police if they were going todo something 😂

  • @systemler44
    @systemler44 Год назад +14

    😂😂always the same...little man syndrome

  • @colallison6152
    @colallison6152 Год назад +47

    Wish more people cared about the UK's native woodland wildlife. Nice one 👍

    • @bornfree9547
      @bornfree9547 Год назад +10

      grey Squirrels invasive species good eating though.

    • @colallison6152
      @colallison6152 Год назад +4

      Yes. Seems like the red squirrel has been pretty wiped out by the grey. Someone told me you can see them at Brownsea Island in Dorset. I've never been. Suppose it's nicer to see grey squirrels than rats maybe

    • @lenka2042
      @lenka2042 Год назад +2

      @@bornfree9547Blame the humans that brought them here

    • @waynesilverman3048
      @waynesilverman3048 Год назад

      Its just part of the video to start easy enough for Mark to enquire and ask the 1st question a good idea .

  • @peakyblinder777
    @peakyblinder777 Год назад +23

    That women says she is not an animal lover? but you can guarantee she's vegan 🤔

  • @jonwick2432
    @jonwick2432 Год назад +7

    Thanks for the entertainment this is better than watching any comedy show 😅

  • @OnlyTheseShorts
    @OnlyTheseShorts Год назад +6

    You're the best auditor! Love how you don't take any shit at all. Keep giving it to them tyrants

  • @MikeGMcDermott
    @MikeGMcDermott 5 месяцев назад +3

    Nice to see Warwick Davis making a cameo appearance in this one.

  • @daveovington-brown4122
    @daveovington-brown4122 Год назад +11

    pretty silly putting an arm through a fence..an almost perfect fulcrum if you were so inclined to push

    • @nomadiclapse
      @nomadiclapse Год назад +3

      Yup, I'm guessing ginger beard isn't a physics major. 😃

  • @justincarter5167
    @justincarter5167 Год назад +4

    Oh, UNITE building, makes sense. Once upon a time union's were on our side, defending the little guys against the big guys, now it's just about scoring points with the government and to hell with the public and it's own members. A cosy club and job for life is what these union's mean.

  • @adrianbrowne7874
    @adrianbrowne7874 Год назад +20

    I've heard it all now! Shouting in public a public offence!! What are we coming 2?

  • @garyhope3731
    @garyhope3731 3 месяца назад +1

    We represent the lollipop guild, we welcome you to munchkin land.

  • @MrTopGun999
    @MrTopGun999 Год назад +3

    Very bad company! I feel sorry for anybody who uses their services (well tries to use their services)

  • @johnkane5401
    @johnkane5401 Год назад +5

    Mark is a brilliant auditor, he takes no shit! and he completely owned all of them including the ol bill! good on yer bro!

  • @freemindthinkerezrapound5071
    @freemindthinkerezrapound5071 Год назад +18

    Baldy and the poison dwarf blew enough hot air to fill an air balloon and then baldys brother is the local plod all right plonkers

  • @G58
    @G58 Год назад +5

    What I usually do when sad creatures like that start crying and filling their nappies over a member of the public doing a lawful activity, is offer them the option of a dummy or an adult nappy, and advice on where they can go to change theirs.
    Peace

  • @haydoncooper3744
    @haydoncooper3744 Год назад +1

    What does this fool think he is going to achieve by putting his hand out to stop you! I was bad with laughing.

  • @jamesy3722
    @jamesy3722 Год назад +3

    Arm threw fence? Push to the left and snap it like a stick

  • @philbeattie3978
    @philbeattie3978 Год назад +13

    The Baldy's are in love. You can tell.

  • @acm1137
    @acm1137 Год назад +2

    The typical smugness and inclination towards aggression of the business owner.
    Most are bankrupt in a few years down the pub trying to fight people.

  • @orfordwolf5409
    @orfordwolf5409 Год назад +6

    Phil Mitchell and inch high private eye with a squeaky voice😄

  • @TimeEmotion1971
    @TimeEmotion1971 Год назад +19

    Lol well done Mark keep up the great work :-)

  • @mikebordeaux8218
    @mikebordeaux8218 Год назад +7

    That little one sounded like a squeaky toy

  • @essen00cat
    @essen00cat Год назад +5

    The irony of the company staff acting aggressive and thuggish whilst literally behind iron bars 😂 The way they behaved i wouldn't be surprised if they had both done some prison time.

    • @technicalscience
      @technicalscience Год назад +4

      Nah, they knew they were safe behind there - all talk.

  • @tomathertonta
    @tomathertonta Год назад +2

    So glad u re-upload this

  • @RECALLAUDITS
    @RECALLAUDITS Год назад +2

    Wow, so here we have the bald guy that hunts Buggs Bunny (Alma Fudd, or something) and Scrappy Doo 😂

  • @east-endjustice7883
    @east-endjustice7883 Год назад +20

    Keep on putting this work of beauty up no matter what, but make youtube review appeal and see that it doesn't violate any community guidelines etc.

  • @benjijack22
    @benjijack22 Год назад +3

    WET WIPE LOVE IT!!! GREAT VID MARK STOOD YOUR GROUND AS ALWAYS! - Stay Safe!

  • @indefence7214
    @indefence7214 Год назад +3

    One and half men! 😂😂😂

  • @patrickhawkins9087
    @patrickhawkins9087 Год назад +12

    A pair of clowns the midget was hilarious 😂

  • @jamesmincher3435
    @jamesmincher3435 Год назад +13

    One Wayne cousins and half a man

  • @Alfiepops
    @Alfiepops Год назад +5

    You should have snapped his arm off in the railings when he tried to grab you 😉.

  • @A2Z1Two3
    @A2Z1Two3 Год назад +9

    None of their business what the public do away from their property , they brought that ALL on themselves by their ignorance and bad approach/attitude.
    Why they called the police I have no clue , all they had to do was go inside and mind their OWN business.

  • @carlwilliams509
    @carlwilliams509 Год назад +4

    Private security copper?

  • @resist.
    @resist. Год назад +5

    Chuckle vision 2023.

  • @realcooking1833
    @realcooking1833 Год назад +2

    They got very angry very quickly😂

  • @sarahconormilliefamily8467
    @sarahconormilliefamily8467 Год назад +4

    Lol with that reaction
    They have been on the lookout for weeks lol

  • @TheFr3ELions
    @TheFr3ELions Год назад +3

    Look at you behind the fence ....whilst also being behind fence😂

  • @Alan-zi2rs
    @Alan-zi2rs Год назад +1

    One and a half men lmao 😂😂😂

  • @zanderzone21
    @zanderzone21 Год назад +3

    OMG !!! That cop had a bad attitude , protect the people , thank go you were recording

  • @porkpie4594
    @porkpie4594 Год назад +2

    They aren't going to do anything, because they're talking about it.

  • @truthteller6161
    @truthteller6161 Год назад +3

    One and a quarter sad people. You would need to be on your back for him to look at you in the eyes. Inch high with a big mouth !

  • @neilhatton6018
    @neilhatton6018 Год назад +4

    He's the Grinder type guys.

  • @Greenpoloboy3
    @Greenpoloboy3 Год назад +11

    As a squirrel, I applaud your work

  • @EvenBigger-Brother
    @EvenBigger-Brother Год назад +2

    At least they have each other to apply sore botty cream .

  • @paulwhittaker5195
    @paulwhittaker5195 Год назад +1

    One and a half men, more like the cheeky boys.

  • @east-endjustice7883
    @east-endjustice7883 Год назад +6

    I so badly wished you let that puicefaced bloated thing grab you through the fenxe and then just slam your weight opposite direction while screaming "help! Im being attacked! Let me go!". There would have been no possible justifiable explanation for why it was reached through and grasped on you on the other side of the fence so there is no way it could clsim victim after you snapped its arm, it would have been so perfectly perfect! It'd never be able to grab anyone ever again and It'd be prosecuted and sued as well as its employer and even police when they inevitably protect the criminals while oppressing victims as they 100% always, and only do. The charges just couldn't stick once reviewed and youd have a deed to society by disabling an attacker, a deed to yourself by the satisfaction of teaching it the lesson of lessons, and be getting at least 2 but potentially 3 separate ways!!!! Thry like themselves up, just knock em down proper!!!

  • @wriggley5045
    @wriggley5045 Год назад +8

    Shoulda pushed his arm the opposite way when he put it through the fence.

  • @jimid9240
    @jimid9240 2 месяца назад

    “Get yer haircut finished!” 😂

  • @kenworkman3964
    @kenworkman3964 Год назад +1

    Those two bozos behind the fence remind me of the movie title "Hedwig and the angry inch." You can decide for yourself which is which.
    Keep 'em coming, O Markus the Mighty.

  • @wheretoeatincrete2195
    @wheretoeatincrete2195 Год назад +5

    Totally agree with the planddemic.

  • @aimee877
    @aimee877 Год назад

    Wow..what company is this? If there are kids there (which I highly doubt), then I wouldn't want them around those two aggressors

  • @dazza14778
    @dazza14778 Год назад +7

    Cheers mark, this is a prime example of most not all plods are complete power driven 🛎 ends
    Im thinking mr midget wouldn't be so mouthy when chubs isnt around 😅😅😅

  • @AD-53
    @AD-53 Год назад +7

    What type of crazy comes out and gets all aggressive about a man with a camera , they have no brains only know violence the worse of the worse, yuk

  • @adrianbrowne7874
    @adrianbrowne7874 Год назад +11

    Once again you "re emphasised your caring credentials with your concerns for the plight of Squirrels"!!!

  • @cjhards
    @cjhards Год назад +8

    Absolutely hilarious jock!! Loving your content bro. ✌️😇

  • @Mrmental308
    @Mrmental308 Год назад +2

    Comedy gold.. wish I was about town with ya, we would be a right pair. Lol

  • @Nj-gt5fz
    @Nj-gt5fz Год назад +4

    Grey squirrels just tree rats,shoot em😊

  • @stevecowdell6622
    @stevecowdell6622 Год назад +1

    I noticed they took tree steps back when you approached the fence.

  • @sniperHEX
    @sniperHEX Год назад +1

    Hahaha the Wealdstone Raider and Dafydd from the village. Was the plod Dafydd's twin?

  • @jamesrawson6659
    @jamesrawson6659 Год назад +5

    I saw this before and left a comment Worth watching again. I think Snow White been looking for mouth almighty. It is a good vid. Keep safe Mark.

  • @Illicitvirtue
    @Illicitvirtue Год назад +5

    Finally got to see it. Hilarious 👏

  • @andrewshaw7343
    @andrewshaw7343 Год назад +7

    All these hard men back down as soon as their energy is matched and raised.

  • @TWOScottRage
    @TWOScottRage Год назад

    Little fella was funny. He needs a kickstool to reach biscuits off of topshelf at home.. how do you expect him to climb that fence 😅

  • @quietinsound8087
    @quietinsound8087 Год назад +3

    Looks like you had a fun day at the zoo.