The laws are so convoluted and their layers are so deep that you can't blame people for not knowing them and sometimes calling the police. Even the police don't know them, same as the politicians - it's why lawyers exist, most laws aren't so easy to apply to society, they work fine on paper sometimes. So smaller companies I give more of a free pass too and this guy was good fun too. G4S on the other hand...
Get back to work cracks me up every time. Some people just start malfunctioning when instead of explaining yourself you just front it, it's absolute comedy gold. Squeaky thing in his pocket 🤣🤣🤣
That has to be the most middle class, unoffensive, British auditing stand off i've ever seen. Very different, and surprisingly entertaining. Nice fella, but i bet his staff take full advantage!
You could get a hand puppet to go with your squeaky, and then when you are asked questions by nosey people you can consult with puppet and ask his or her opinion on the matter.🇬🇧
Criminals would never ever advertise themselves by overtly recording in the broad light of day. I consider a person recording to be less suspicious than anybody else. If anything it makes our world more secure because it keeps criminals and our governments in line.
I’ve always thought this 😂😂 the same with cash in transit …. Why get paranoid if someone recording you should feel safe anything happens someone has been recordin😂😂😂
SIR....What a truly lovely Man, "George" is...none aggressive, polite, upstanding by COLD standing talking with yourself. Fully understand his own dilemmas in respect of what, and what is NOT, acceptable. Take Heart SIR, return to visit "George" and offer HIM a warming drink...HE HAS A WARM HEART....nice Man, stay safe..G.A.R.
He seems very patriotic. Wonder if he has a pic of the king at the top of his stairs, so when he goes bed he can kneel and pray on everystep like rosary beads.
I remember this one. Must've been a slow day at work for bossman here. Aside from that, when it comes on to Auditors linking up and doing Audits together, you and Reggie Photo are the originals of that $. hit!
I find him to be a very fishy fellow , approaches a man with a camera and converses with them as if they were a small child . A strange pretence to treat a person as a child in an attempt to dominate then . his continued antics and tomfoolery shows clearly he was in no need of police assistance.
"George", your OK, don't let the cameraman get you down. You should have asked the cameraman a few serious questions: 1) - who's been chopping wood on your face 2) - who got you dressed this morning 3) - is your carer close by.
21:40 The person who can ask someone to leave a property can be just about anyone who has some interest in the property. So it can be a person working for the leaseholder, or someone employed by the landowner. The leaseholder is limited to only the parts they lease, so they can't tell someone to leave a business park, only the building they lease. It is the landowner or their agent who can tell someone to leave the business park. But the landowner can't tell someone to leave a building that they've leased out since that is no longer under their control and they don't have any authority about what goes on in the building. So in this case, the guy had no authority to tell you to leave the carpark since his company doesn't lease the carpark.
He’s that amused he called the police🤡. Mark, handled brilliantly,you get better.👍👍 To be fair George? Looked the type you would want to work for, keep smiling George?
Ive not met a single person in real life who thinks they can stop people filming or that permission is needed . No idea where people get these ideas from
I was surprised with you Mark. When he started taking pics and jumping about i was livid thinking he is going to act like a total prick and it would take a lot of self will not to spark him but you let it ride and he turned out to be kind of ok but i think he quickly knew he had more than met his match so he changed
@11.55 I seem to be watching a different video to some, looking at the comments. These people are not okay, or funny. Calling the police on 999 because you are 'not being particularly helpful' is just about as entitled as it gets. That arrogant sod and his mate, who says he is worried about you filming his car, which alone has more cameras on it than UKMTT carries, is pure arrogant hypocrisy. After all, its number plate has only been developed through over a hundred years of ideas and processes that make it as photogenic as possible so cameras everywhere, and in all conditions, can read the damn things. People like this calling the police to massage their feelings is an abuse of the system, and they should be billed for the wasted time, at the least.
A real nice guy . I think he will release the police ent here for us the people only for big corporations . You only get from the police is do you need a crime number .
Love all this name game Please say your names not pile is it followed by a double squeaky ( don’t tell the your name pike ) One of the pest of dads army 😢
@@dontshoot7665Cameraman didn't get a chance to answer, the bloke pulled his camera out, started dancing, then phoned the peelers within about 30 seconds.
At the start of the video you can clearly see a sign saying business center which means PUBLIC ACCESS. Yet you have clowns like these lot thinking they can tell members of the public what to do
A weird bloated queer waddled over to sing song and take pictures invading your personal space and then calls police to report you for your photography!!! Hahahahaha
999: what's your emergency
Caller: Man with a phone, baseball hat on and a squeaky thing in his pocket. Crime of the century 🤡
Every time you squeezed that toy, I buckled laughing. Comedy gold.😂
Same here. First time I heard it I had a mouth full of coffee. And it went everywhere. Just so funny.
Same here with me!
Yeah that’s pretty funny.
You need to bring the squeaky thing back into your audits, haha. Real life comedy here. 😆
Ikrrrrr
The boss is a good fella, never got angry, handled the situation very very well.
To be fair other than calling the police, this dude seems a pretty decent guy/boss
When will the police grow a backbone and fine these people for wasting their time.
I know what you mean calling the cops for fuck all.
The laws are so convoluted and their layers are so deep that you can't blame people for not knowing them and sometimes calling the police. Even the police don't know them, same as the politicians - it's why lawyers exist, most laws aren't so easy to apply to society, they work fine on paper sometimes.
So smaller companies I give more of a free pass too and this guy was good fun too. G4S on the other hand...
Suspicion a presumption or assumption without any evidence
I love it when they say can I ask you what you are doing then do the same thing they are paranoid about fecking hilarious!
Get back to work cracks me up every time. Some people just start malfunctioning when instead of explaining yourself you just front it, it's absolute comedy gold. Squeaky thing in his pocket 🤣🤣🤣
Hilarious Mark, one of your best. Love the dry humour. You could be on stage but would be wasted there. You tube gives your work a bigger audience.
He was so concerned that he was actually laughing on the phone to the police… what a joke! These muppets need to be fined for these rubbish calls
That has to be the most middle class, unoffensive, British auditing stand off i've ever seen. Very different, and surprisingly entertaining. Nice fella, but i bet his staff take full advantage!
I hoping he's gay and needs an officer manager. He's that nice I'm willing to relocate :)
Seriously, what kind of man would call 999 for a man recording on his phone, absolutely bizarre.
He actually seems an alright boss lol
He does actually,couldn't agree more.
Why the economy is fucked.
I get the feeling he started to enjoy UKMTT's company.
Def some bro'ness going on ✌
One of the best auditors ,are you going to do some new videos soon?
hes been banned from youtube apparently
refreshing to see a nice tyrant lol Well done to George for having a sense of humour ;o/)
You could get a hand puppet to go with your squeaky, and then when you are asked questions by nosey people you can consult with puppet and ask his or her opinion on the matter.🇬🇧
Hand puppet in a copper uniform with a man bun 😁
He likes you... i can tell.
He does actually like you, has a laugh, doesn't act like a tyrant, decent chap all in all to be honest.
He was cute wasn't he
FIGHT!@@1catchem
"You could have at least made me a coffee while we're waiting." I nearly snorted coffee out my nose with that one. 🤣🤣🤣
he laughs every time you squeak very funny well done very entertaining and big shout out to George top guy
I just knew you was going to say something about the "I" missing because that's what I thought of at the same time.. Great minds think alike Lol ;-)
Criminals would never ever advertise themselves by overtly recording in the broad light of day.
I consider a person recording to be less suspicious than anybody else. If anything it makes our world more secure because it keeps criminals and our governments in line.
I’ve always thought this 😂😂 the same with cash in transit …. Why get paranoid if someone recording you should feel safe anything happens someone has been recordin😂😂😂
It’s amazing how many people you film who suddenly become lawyers! 😂
SIR....What a truly lovely Man, "George" is...none aggressive, polite, upstanding by COLD standing talking with yourself. Fully understand his own dilemmas in respect of what, and what is NOT, acceptable. Take Heart SIR, return to visit "George" and offer HIM a warming drink...HE HAS A WARM HEART....nice Man, stay safe..G.A.R.
“Hello is that the police? I would like to report a non crime please”. Tosser😂
Most exciting thing that's happened to him in years.
Sad thing is, I read the title and knew what he meant. 😂😂😂😂
Mr beard comes out giving it the big one, hasn’t a clue, brains isn’t his go. The boss is a decent guy.
I thought Paul Gambaccini was still a DJ
Great audid, you's two would make a brilliant comedy act, well done UK . 😀🤣😁👌🏴🏴
He seems very patriotic. Wonder if he has a pic of the king at the top of his stairs, so when he goes bed he can kneel and pray on everystep like rosary beads.
the squeaky toy is golden, glad I found this channel
I remember this one. Must've been a slow day at work for bossman here. Aside from that, when it comes on to Auditors linking up and doing Audits together, you and Reggie Photo are the originals of that $. hit!
This one gave me chuckles. Ta 😂
Absolutely one of the best channels out of the UK 💯💥👍🏻
Watching from the USA. Loving your style
Awesome! Thank you!
He looks mad the fella 😂🙈
I find him to be a very fishy fellow , approaches a man with a camera and converses with them as if they were a small child . A strange pretence to treat a person as a child in an attempt to dominate then . his continued antics and tomfoolery shows clearly he was in no need of police assistance.
He needs a slap
A manipulator.
It really annoys them when you tell them nothing about what you are doing
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Boy , i laughed like heck over this one .Nearly fell of me chair . What a complete Pillock,tory boy .
"George", your OK, don't let the cameraman get you down.
You should have asked the cameraman a few serious questions:
1) - who's been chopping wood on your face
2) - who got you dressed this morning
3) - is your carer close by.
5:30 This is the moment when the police call handler decided that the guy was wasting police time and that the man on the phone was the nutter.
George was brilliant, good sport.
Keep squeeking BOY!!!! 😂😂
Glad to see you are back
Another classic ⭐️
'on what grounds?'
'these grounds'
lol you're funny af. I would love to come along with you on one of these its fuckin hilarious lol
When they’re concerned about security, they get cameras.
When they see cameras, they get concerned about security. 🤔
21:40 The person who can ask someone to leave a property can be just about anyone who has some interest in the property. So it can be a person working for the leaseholder, or someone employed by the landowner. The leaseholder is limited to only the parts they lease, so they can't tell someone to leave a business park, only the building they lease. It is the landowner or their agent who can tell someone to leave the business park. But the landowner can't tell someone to leave a building that they've leased out since that is no longer under their control and they don't have any authority about what goes on in the building.
So in this case, the guy had no authority to tell you to leave the carpark since his company doesn't lease the carpark.
They are standing around not working,hands in pockets.Police training right there.
Gay Lord at the beginning was a clown with his phone nice one mark.
I love the queaky toy puts light on the situation lol
On the phone with 999 laughing and joking with the dispatcher.... sounds like a proper emergency... wtf
When the squeaky toys were going they were looking at each other like oh lord we’ve got a mad man in here
The boss is a nice fella tbf just a bit nosey 😊
😂😂😂 bloke from car leasing had good humour about him 👍🏻
PERMIT 😂😂😂😂FFS. Ps: that bloke why doesn’t he go back to his little office chair and have a cuppa and a bicky 🙄
_OY MATE, YOU GOT A LOISENCE FOR THAT SQUEAKY THING?!_
He’s that amused he called the police🤡. Mark, handled brilliantly,you get better.👍👍 To be fair George? Looked the type you would want to work for, keep smiling George?
Amazon, DPD, Yodel ALL leave you parcels unprotected. Hermes weren't the worst by a long shot.
Ive not met a single person in real life who thinks they can stop people filming or that permission is needed . No idea where people get these ideas from
I was surprised with you Mark. When he started taking pics and jumping about i was livid thinking he is going to act like a total prick and it would take a lot of self will not to spark him but you let it ride and he turned out to be kind of ok but i think he quickly knew he had more than met his match so he changed
Amusing conversation with a pleasant Guy and a Better one from Our Auditor.
We need more squeaky toy action from future vids
I love the squeaky toy😂
He was actually a nice guy
How do you manage to squeeze sweep into your pocket.
Squeaky toy is funny as f 😂😂😂😂
😂😂 howw woww woww it's magic😅😂
That hunk actually thought the police would turn up.
Now thats how you interact well done George😂
😂🤣 That Squeaky toy of yours. 😂🤣
What a fantastic boss I wish he was my boss 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
The amount of uneducated people who think they have the right to demand you stop filming and they have the right to privacy in public amazes me.
Your recordings are brilliant 👍
25:30 Yep, he was probably bluffing about the police. They would've turned up with 10 mins for a man with a camera.
@11.55 I seem to be watching a different video to some, looking at the comments.
These people are not okay, or funny.
Calling the police on 999 because you are 'not being particularly helpful' is just about as entitled as it gets.
That arrogant sod and his mate, who says he is worried about you filming his car, which alone has more cameras on it than UKMTT carries, is pure arrogant hypocrisy.
After all, its number plate has only been developed through over a hundred years of ideas and processes that make it as photogenic as possible so cameras everywhere, and in all conditions, can read the damn things.
People like this calling the police to massage their feelings is an abuse of the system, and they should be billed for the wasted time, at the least.
Glad you got your comments on mate. Really great entertaining stuff. Thanks
Good video are they actors odd staff seemed calm keep filming
A real nice guy . I think he will release the police ent here for us the people only for big corporations . You only get from the police is do you need a crime number .
You crack me up 😂brother 🤣
He sounds like Wallace out of Wallace & Gromit.
Love all this name game
Please say your names not pile is it followed by a double squeaky
( don’t tell the your name pike )
One of the pest of dads army 😢
I looked up numty and it's a word. About time something made sense.
there was an old saying that the happiest man in the village was the village idiot. that explains his inane grin
First recourse the cops. Revolting.
@@dontshoot7665Cameraman didn't get a chance to answer, the bloke pulled his camera out, started dancing, then phoned the peelers within about 30 seconds.
Squeek squeek lol 😂
Don't think that guy was to tightly wrapped, his cheese has slid off his cracker.
enjoyed that one - cheers
haha thought that car at 0:49 said 30 CM haha
Acually a Lovely Chap the Boss in better Circumstances You Could be Good Pals
Why do these people feel so entitled to know your business when your in public
At the start of the video you can clearly see a sign saying business center which means PUBLIC ACCESS. Yet you have clowns like these lot thinking they can tell members of the public what to do
All interbred by the looks of it.
Not Russian they would be English 😂
Good job.
A weird bloated queer waddled over to sing song and take pictures invading your personal space and then calls police to report you for your photography!!! Hahahahaha
Great video
I love this shit