I think the rugby guy and Ben the security guard were both great. I would not hesitate to work with those two guys. They were very professional, cracking video UKMTT.
Man you do some absolutely fantastic audits I've watched thousands of audits in my life but I've never laughed like I laugh when I see yours God they're great😂😂😂😂
"The yellow-bellied tit (Pardaliparus venustulus) is a bird in the family Paridae. The species was first described by Robert Swinhoe in 1870. It is endemic to China. Its natural habitats are temperate forest and subtropical or tropical moist lowland forest". Haha.
The Big guy was brilliant can't knock him cool as a cucumber. But camera man brilliant wined up. Both staff get 5⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ sorry camera man but big guy too cool he did not bite
the berries at 31 minutes are Sloes, the tree is a Blackthorn. You can eat them but they are not very nice (like a very bitter plum). They are used in flavouring "Sloe Gin". Great video cheers.
@@ukmeetthetyrants I think it was the leather belt that initially moistened my underpants, though on second viewing, I realise that the yellow stripe across the chest conjurors up memories of discovering a copy of the magazine 'Nuns in Custard' from January 1972 under my dad's bed and finding it as thrilling as the episode of Fireball XL5 where Zoonie gets captured by Martians!
I actually felt so bad for the big fella. The abuse was unwarranted. He was very composed and calm. Hope he sees all the support in the chat. You were spot on big man! You look like Bradley Cooper as well 😂
trespass is a civil matter until requested to leave private property if you dont leave at this time it becomes aggrevated trespass which is against the law and a police matter
A yellow bellied right tit has been spotted here and then the phone all is one of the funniest comedy gold moments ever and that was before the fluffer comment 😂😂 Credit to all concerned it was in good spirit!
You should of had a human, dressed in a yellow bird costume jump out of the bushes when you went for a walk along the grass and said you could hear it 😂🤣😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣This is just so good. Like he gives a fuck about spotting a so called rare yellow tit bird which is obviously him in a yellow vest and i love this wind up
That guy is definitely ex military, he noticed the press badge or whatever it was before anything. And to be fair he has boots that can't be polished. It just gets me that they didn't get the yellow bellied wright tit reference. comedy gold!
Mark I’m only half way through and this has already made my day! The big guys ok and can see the humour but he can’t handle you! “ Im working and I’m here” 😂👍
Well private prooerty sign , and winding pepole up doing there job to stop pepole hurting or causing nusance, can you do a film through heathrow customs , i would enjoy watching that , and theres the green parrot there
Fair play to the big guy, proper legend . He should have a pay rise not to bust your nose all over your face. I love your videos but one day your luck will run out
Ile tell ile tell ye wat the big fella was one very very professional guy in my eyes he deserves a promotion very thick skin handled thing’s excellent he’s a credit to the company top marks allister
@@jamesjameson4566 If he was you think he'd have that job? He'd have some highly paid VIP security job or something, surely. Possibly a soldier though
It’s ironic that videos like this are apparently about expressing people’s freedoms and rights. But in the long run,will most likely be the cause for more restrictions to our rights and freedoms. Dj audits is the best auditor in my opinion. Credit to the big guy in this video. Lots of respect to him.
These videos are brilliant 😂😂😂 to be fair the two lads were a good reflection on spar compared to some of the other people on other videos Trying to work out what part of Scotland your from mate … I’m thinking around the borders ???
Thumbs up to the gentle giant; despite your trolling, he retained his composure throughout.
i agree .think i wouldve taken the assault charge.
The big fella was dead on, he didn't deserve all the abuse you gave him
Fair respect to the manager ,keeping calm he's got the patience of a Saint
Yeah, great backhanders can do that.
Royalty selling off our land to outsiders & the elite globalists.
I like these guys. They are genuine with a kind spirit.
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Much respect to the facility manager for being calm and professional.
Stop talking bollocks
All of the staff were incredible. Especially the main guy with the collar. The restraint he showed not to lamp you was incredible
Just a spineless company flunky.
Lead,follow,are move out the fkink way!!
2 tool's
What? Na he was a knob
i feel bad for the gentle giant, he may have flaws but he seemed truly kind
Like him or hate him, he is entertaining, and the two company guys behaved very well.
Robotic clowns paid to stand around all day doing nothing and achieving nothing. Yeah,such a hard thing to do. Lol hilarious
@@cjhards
Were you bullied at school? It sounds like it.
@cjhards doesn't sound like you've ever had a days work in your life pal
@@davidmccann9811More like he’s just speaking the truth.
The Facility Manager and the Security Guard handled the interaction very well. They were very Professional and respectful to Mark.
Amazing members of staff. Very professional and refused to take the bait. Made the company look great!
To be fair, these 2 fellas are great ambassadors for the company & have my respect 👍
Not the usual obnoxious bully's you encounter😊
Well said
I'm a A&E nurse that big guy is wasted where he works, what an absolute gent, well done
@@yr-bn9pd They're not an A&E nurse, esp with a username like Straight Suicide
I liked the Facilities Manager. Nice guy and very level-headed.
I love these videos, on this occasion the 2 staff were brilliant dealing with you.
I love it when they get angry with you on other sites
I think the rugby guy and Ben the security guard were both great. I would not hesitate to work with those two guys. They were very professional, cracking video UKMTT.
They were decent.
Big guy total gent little guy was good too.
Mark is comedy gold love his stuff
Hope they both see the comments. Cool well kept, calmness in the tall chaps voice all the way through. Company should be proud, as should them two.
Man you do some absolutely fantastic audits I've watched thousands of audits in my life but I've never laughed like I laugh when I see yours God they're great😂😂😂😂
some of this guys work is comedy gold
Dude the second guy was so reasonable and you were so mean to him 🤣
He got in his wat though !
Agree he was totally sound
He was poking his nose in lol
Could of put his collar down. Looked like a thug 😂
Very entertaining,but tip my hat to these lads ,they kept cool.The tall fellow seems like a chilled out guy.I hope they watch this and enjoy it.
I agree
These 2 guys were great. Very calm. Mark you couldn't get to them today.
True
The big fella was a nice guy tbf
Both members of staff Ben & Big Boy were respectful you can’t fault them they were excellent; they should be given a promotion and a pay rise.
I agree
Although they both did really well... I couldn't help but laugh and giggle all the way through...
Thanks for that. You did put them to the test.
Well Alistair had his big grumpy pants on at the end
Who cares if they were good or not ,its about his rights and rights to film
"The yellow-bellied tit (Pardaliparus venustulus) is a bird in the family Paridae. The species was first described by Robert Swinhoe in 1870. It is endemic to China. Its natural habitats are temperate forest and subtropical or tropical moist lowland forest".
Haha.
But Mark was looking for the yellow bellied Wright tit! A completely different breed.😂
Do they migrate to Spar depot Annually ? and for how long to they remain ?
thanks 📹🎥📷
yeah i got gwoogle too
Impressive info👌👍
That facilities manager could diffuse a war. Well done.
The Big guy was brilliant can't knock him cool as a cucumber. But camera man brilliant wined up. Both staff get 5⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ sorry camera man but big guy too cool he did not bite
the berries at 31 minutes are Sloes, the tree is a Blackthorn. You can eat them but they are not very nice (like a very bitter plum). They are used in flavouring "Sloe Gin". Great video cheers.
Big Boy should be the Next James Bond. Cool and Collected, an excellent example to others.
The facilities manager had the patience of a saint 😆
But it was wearing thin 😄
Because ?... He was doing The Swan dance 😆😆😆😆
Decent response from the employees, hats off
Ex forces and has class. Perfect employee and a gentleman
big boy should have a promotion!!!
There are guys who do this who are respectful and get on with it. Well done for not kicking him on the balls...
Tall fella did just fine. 👍thumbs up two both man
Respect for at least one of those individuals offering you a drink! That was a "nice touch"!!
Mr Facilities Manager's got the patience of an Angel. Bet he's got some fussy children testing his boundaries constantly. 😂
Well done to to both of them especially the big fella who got the most grief👍
That was successful audit, I think the spar guys did really well 👍🏻
The big fella was impressive the way his kept his lid on.
They even got you water, that's so wholesome haha
I liked the 'Facilities Manager', he seemed a nice guy, he was cool about it, and I bet he could have made mincemeat of you!
Is it the collar up that does it for you😅😅😅
Where is his yellow vest standing there. Hope hope safety crowds watching he hasn't got a i c licence
@@ukmeetthetyrants I think it was the leather belt that initially moistened my underpants, though on second viewing, I realise that the yellow stripe across the chest conjurors up memories of discovering a copy of the magazine 'Nuns in Custard' from January 1972 under my dad's bed and finding it as thrilling as the episode of Fireball XL5 where Zoonie gets captured by Martians!
How does the green giant hold his stomach in for that long lol x
Hahahaha, I lost it at 31:04 "Ooh, that sounded like it then"
Both staff were excellent and professional pushed to brink but still stayed professional asset to the company SPAR.
I agree
I actually felt so bad for the big fella. The abuse was unwarranted. He was very composed and calm. Hope he sees all the support in the chat. You were spot on big man! You look like Bradley Cooper as well 😂
trespass is a civil matter until requested to leave private property if you dont leave at this time it becomes aggrevated trespass which is against the law and a police matter
Decent blokes who's the tyrant this time?
A yellow bellied right tit has been spotted here and then the phone all is one of the funniest comedy gold moments ever and that was before the fluffer comment 😂😂
Credit to all concerned it was in good spirit!
A big raise in pay for these two exemplary workers!
Hell yes
Brilliant! Both handled you so professionally & politely. Top marks to you both😂😅 others should take notice
Thank you so much 😁
You should of had a human, dressed in a yellow bird costume jump out of the bushes when you went for a walk along the grass and said you could hear it 😂🤣😂😂😂
I think you need to spice it up abit, amd do you high pitch screaming when they won't leave you alone 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣This is just so good. Like he gives a fuck about spotting a so called rare yellow tit bird which is obviously him in a yellow vest and i love this wind up
God I could watch this channel all day long, absolute class! 😂😂😂
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Big fella was brilliant
The tall guy looks like F.r Stone from Fr. Ted lol
You are out of order here Mark, and that's coming from a big fan of yours (as much as it pains me to say it)
That guy is definitely ex military, he noticed the press badge or whatever it was before anything. And to be fair he has boots that can't be polished. It just gets me that they didn't get the yellow bellied wright tit reference. comedy gold!
Hundred percent.
He’s not mentally disturbed, can string a sentence together, still has both of his legs, doesn’t sound/ look like military to me
@@PedroGonzalez11111😂
If he's in the right or the wrong, definitely most entertaining auditor by far ❤❤❤❤❤❤
Mark I’m only half way through and this has already made my day! The big guys ok and can see the humour but he can’t handle you! “ Im working and I’m here” 😂👍
I fooking love the good old British banter 😂👍
"Why don't ya do some f**king listening?" 🤣
😂 you always cheer me up mark 😂
That big guy had lovely eyes 😂
"Theres been rare birds spotted round here" 😂😂
Ironic this episode is about birds because the big guy reminds me of "finchy" from The Office 😂
That's what I thought 👍
Well private prooerty sign , and winding pepole up doing there job to stop pepole hurting or causing nusance, can you do a film through heathrow customs , i would enjoy watching that , and theres the green parrot there
Oh mate one of your best the howling with laughter nearl dropped my tablet with laughter bj comes to mind to get the job😂😂😂😂😂😂
That was a bit painful! They were so calm and you went a little over the top. Please try not to get personal and focus on the law.
The facilities manager was spot on.
Fair play to the big guy, proper legend . He should have a pay rise not to bust your nose all over your face. I love your videos but one day your luck will run out
That day has been and gone many times
10/10 for winding up skills UKMTT😂👌🤗
the facility manager would make a good cop,hed put the rest to shame. a lovely man
Where you getting your laws from, lucky bags , I spat my beer out 😂
Fair play to the 2 employees.The big guy was cool enough.
Ile tell ile tell ye wat the big fella was one very very professional guy in my eyes he deserves a promotion very thick skin handled thing’s excellent he’s a credit to the company top marks allister
I think ex SAS
@@jamesjameson4566 If he was you think he'd have that job? He'd have some highly paid VIP security job or something, surely. Possibly a soldier though
I can see UK m t t just walking through the pearly gates as if he owns them. 😂
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Loved the video. Thought we were in for some kissy kissy at the end🤣
Well done to the big guy absolute gent if he wanted he would of destroyed mark well done again 👍👋👋👋👋
Couldn't stop laughing 😆 🤣
Big guys a lovely guy xx
Its a rarity the staff get a big up , but fair play to them 😅
Brilliant video. I could not stop laughing.
It’s ironic that videos like this are apparently about expressing people’s freedoms and rights. But in the long run,will most likely be the cause for more restrictions to our rights and freedoms. Dj audits is the best auditor in my opinion. Credit to the big guy in this video. Lots of respect to him.
The best of the best auditor is Focus Pocus.
big respect to Alastair.
Haven't laughed so much since Christmas,
What a sad world when you believe other men are superior,I thought all men were born equal 😂😂
No, all men are born the same not equal. Samuel colt made all men equal.
I was surprised that you didn't told the ducks to GO BACK TO WORK ..😂😂😂🦆🦆🦆🦆 some of the people are more quackers than the ducks..
I thought it was a mass audit
Credit where it's due they did handle it well.. Still very funny mark.. Yellow bellied Wright tit my hole. 🤣🤣🤣👍. Hope all is well mark. ❤️
Great vid !!!!
Well done those 2 lads
'unless youre a big donator of the Tory party, the police will do nothing'. Thats why i love ya Mark 😤
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Can't help but see Lee Evans in him. 😂
SPAR stop photography and recording. In fairness the two lads were very decent and calm and professional.
I agree
These videos are brilliant 😂😂😂 to be fair the two lads were a good reflection on spar compared to some of the other people on other videos
Trying to work out what part of Scotland your from mate … I’m thinking around the borders ???
He's from Lancashire, North West England, not Scotland 😂 he sounds nothing like a Scottish accent.
@@stevienugnugent9986he's definitely got a Scottish twang. And people have even called him 'jock' in videos
Alistair was a good man, and you abused him, he was courteous and respectful. Shame on you.
Eric dnt be such a Snowflake , aaaand in Glashow that's not considered abuse 🍩 Wind up .?.? Jibber 😆🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Yes. He was excellent. Both were. Probably the two best employees on any of the videos I have watched
The big guy did good to keep his cool throughout but if he’d had a bit of humour I’m sure it would of gone so much better.
more like a Bit of Nouse ..??
The security must have a hearing problem due to the number of times he said "ehh"
AB and Charlie Vietch have trailed the way for auditors but Mark is definitely a rising star and will not be long zooming up to 100,000 subscribers 😂
Loved it you are clueless squiky squiky 😅😊😅😮😢 my dog looks up every time 😂😂
That dude would destroy you on the streets. You know he won't do anything with his work top on.
Forget the streets son, what about your bedroom? You’d like that eyyy
@@PedroGonzalez11111do you like sons?
Felt sorry for spar man seemed OK to me
Looking for rare birds, but only finding jackasses😂😂