Jerma loses to a windmill, again Originally streamed/recorded on December 27th, 2021 Editor: Jack Clishem / jackclishem Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
Jerma makes a good point that it would be fucking insane to look out the window and see your delivery driver sprinting towards your location, but considering what happened moments later, I'd like to add that it's equally insane to look out your window and see your delivery driver coming towards you in a god damn limo with his own chauffeur.
Yeah it's no wonder he tipped $1 like imagine how much of a flamboyant asshole of a pizza delivery guy someone would have to be to be LATE just to subtle flex his limo and chauffeur lmao that would ruin my week
When he said 'I've never seen anyone having fun playing this game', I was expecting a supercut of the next 3 hours of the stream where he played nothing BUT this game.
I rather like the imagery of a delivery boy just hauling ass up to my house, frantically waving my order around and screaming, "PLEASE COME AND TAKE THIS, I'M GONNA FUCKING PASS OUT"
@@fairyvi4014 Good to know it's not just me. I figured it's because I just have shit hand-eye coordination. Ironically, I actually quite like golf for some reason.
The backlog never runs out. Eventually Jerma or a member of the community or even I will make a video about when he said the R word in his first ever video. There are actual controversies connected to jerma that are never talked about because they're so obscure. Jerma funnies never run out. There are still many backlogs of old Sunday morning streams that he's done. He's a goof ball that's connected to many past events and projects.
The longer he spent in the arcade, the more I found myself agreeing with everything he was saying in this video. Bad omens aside, I just realised that the ball drop is just a roulette wheel for kids. Maybe casinos are just arcades where you can legally sell your clientelle alcohol.
the nearest real arcade to me serves alchohol. turns out that being able to buy a 20$ wristband and play all the games you want for the rest of the day attracts mostly college students. real arcade because all of the "arcades" within less than a two hour drive are just casinos wearing the name like a skinwalker trying to avoid anti-gambling laws. so i guess the difference is whether or not they want to be prosecuted in a court of law?
There is actually a strategy for ball drop where if you line up the top of the jackpot with the top left screw of the machine it always lands in the jackpot
The difference is that at Chuck E. Cheese, you exchange your tickets for elastic bands, instead of cash that you probably would have spent on elastic bands anyway.
@@antipsychotic451 I'm the official subtitle manager for Jerma. RUclips hasn't brought back community captions, but I'm accepting subtitles from the community.
How does jerma find the most accurate and specific movie clips every single time. It’s almost like he made them specifically for this which sounds like something he would do
Jerma obviously doesnt know about the "GET IN THE HOLE" guys. My dad used to roll on the ground laughing at people yelling GET IN THE HOLE when it first started up.
Who ever jerma's editor is i love them, they just make my day when they make such good smooth edits with simplicity. its great. + the more uploads right now are making my days a whole lot less boring since my pc is just downed right now. thank you.
I remember that I was watching golf against my better judgement because I was in a resturaunt and it was very dissapointing because there was an alligator (one of the guys hit his ball into the water I guess) and it DIDN'T attack him. Don't know why the people in the resturaunt cheered for such mediocrity.
The mega drop is my favorite, can be difficult to master but is very rewarding, for the small ones drop two before the jackpot, haven’t played the bigs as much but some I’ve seen the bumber on the jackpot has been removed for some reason making it way easier to win
My family actually did used to have an airhockey table in our basement and sometimes when it was hot id turn it on and put my face against it, and i can confirm it does feel good
When he was discovering Holey Moley I thought the person was referring to a nightclub we have here in Adelaide where you basically play a round of minigolf whilst getting absolutely hammered on cocktails
i love the ball drop games i know it’s all luck but i’ve probably gotten the jackpot on those games 3 different times across different arcardes i love them
Honestly, I think Jerma should replay the Fallout games. I loved his FNV playthrough and I think he should've given Fallout 4 a little more gameplay, too.
Jerma name dropping time crisis made me have a crisis realizing I've only seen one of those machines and it's got the faded screen and hardly works anymore
PSYCHO STREAMER breaks into arcade to STRIP NAKED on top of the AIR HOCKEY TABLE so he can feel the BREEZE on every PORE of his BODY. Auhorities CONFUSED but UNDERSTAND SOMEWHAT
I had a dream last night that jerma had cornered me in a small greenhouse with a sledgehammer, so I faced away from him, crying, and knelt down for him to smash my skull in. He laughed and said, "I have something worse for you in store when you wake up" and then I woke up sweating
Imagine driving along the highway and seeing a pizza delivery boy running at 60 mph through the forest. truly terrifying, i'm so glad jerma doesn't actually exist
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Jerma makes a good point that it would be fucking insane to look out the window and see your delivery driver sprinting towards your location, but considering what happened moments later, I'd like to add that it's equally insane to look out your window and see your delivery driver coming towards you in a god damn limo with his own chauffeur.
Yeah it's no wonder he tipped $1 like imagine how much of a flamboyant asshole of a pizza delivery guy someone would have to be to be LATE just to subtle flex his limo and chauffeur lmao that would ruin my week
why did you write this like you were being graded on it
@@TTVArgusGuy He can't afford to fail Jermology again this semester
@@TTVArgusGuy this mans really saw the words "equally" and "chauffeur" and thought it was too unrealistic to put into a youtube comment.
@@TTVArgusGuy because he's on the spectrum
"Nobody had fun playing this machine"
*Hits the fucking jackpot*
"WHOAAAAA"
When he said 'I've never seen anyone having fun playing this game', I was expecting a supercut of the next 3 hours of the stream where he played nothing BUT this game.
I rather like the imagery of a delivery boy just hauling ass up to my house, frantically waving my order around and screaming, "PLEASE COME AND TAKE THIS, I'M GONNA FUCKING PASS OUT"
insert obligatory "when Jerma plays mini golf it's just called golf" comment here
every day the list of jerma's weird, extremely specific sensory issues grows
Issues? You mean quirky quirks?
i have the same one about hitting or shooting at small things makes me wanna puke and i thought everyone was like that 🤨🤨
@@fairyvi4014 Good to know it's not just me. I figured it's because I just have shit hand-eye coordination. Ironically, I actually quite like golf for some reason.
and i find myself agreeing and relating to each and every one. seriously though he needs to see a doctor to get diagnosed
@@humanure0 he has adhd and he knows it he just doesn't bring it up often
The backlog is getting shorter, thank goodness. It's nice rewatching these because I don't actually know what the best parts are until these come out
The backlog never runs out. Eventually Jerma or a member of the community or even I will make a video about when he said the R word in his first ever video.
There are actual controversies connected to jerma that are never talked about because they're so obscure.
Jerma funnies never run out. There are still many backlogs of old Sunday morning streams that he's done.
He's a goof ball that's connected to many past events and projects.
so true his entire stream is a treat, so these are like the cherries and cream
Today is a good day for the Jerma Cinematic Universe
@@Mr.SpicyIce This comment was such a strange ride
@@Mozay3D he's a good fella that I've been watching since 2013
The longer he spent in the arcade, the more I found myself agreeing with everything he was saying in this video.
Bad omens aside, I just realised that the ball drop is just a roulette wheel for kids. Maybe casinos are just arcades where you can legally sell your clientelle alcohol.
the nearest real arcade to me serves alchohol. turns out that being able to buy a 20$ wristband and play all the games you want for the rest of the day attracts mostly college students.
real arcade because all of the "arcades" within less than a two hour drive are just casinos wearing the name like a skinwalker trying to avoid anti-gambling laws.
so i guess the difference is whether or not they want to be prosecuted in a court of law?
I read that comment in Max Payne voice
There is actually a strategy for ball drop where if you line up the top of the jackpot with the top left screw of the machine it always lands in the jackpot
Thats what ive been fucking saying since I was 9
The difference is that at Chuck E. Cheese, you exchange your tickets for elastic bands, instead of cash that you probably would have spent on elastic bands anyway.
Whoever took time to caption this, thank you. No words are enough to express my gratitude.
Happy to oblige
@@ErasmusMagnusR Did they bring back community-added captions, or were you just the editor? Great work either way, captions are always appreciated.
@@antipsychotic451 I'm the official subtitle manager for Jerma. RUclips hasn't brought back community captions, but I'm accepting subtitles from the community.
@@ErasmusMagnusR Actually, it's me. You guys can thank me.
Happy to oblige.
@@pozkodeth If you're going to lie, at least make it a good one.
11:23
(Steph Curry on screen)
“Is that Bam Margera?”
Funniest part of the stream 🤣
thank you
these subtitles are really good big ups subtitler
Thank you kindly!
Wait Jerma videos have subtitles now?
@@NonTwinBrothers You bet: ruclips.net/p/PLCK_Hwh3LTgFGDDmVaQTx6mcFE3s0s8nI
@@ErasmusMagnusR no, thank you!!
How does jerma find the most accurate and specific movie clips every single time. It’s almost like he made them specifically for this which sounds like something he would do
More like he's so unhinged that his editors can find clips every time.
Jack Clishem clenching his jaw rn
Jerma IS a movie character
You think the streams arent scripted ? Lol
@@jeanmouloude The entirety of history has been scripted by Jerma and we’re just getting to the climax
If jerma rented out Fenway Park for a day to do a extreme mini golf course, then I’d drop everything to go and see it
what kind of maniac says "what's happening?" when they're confused where to go
Jerma obviously doesnt know about the "GET IN THE HOLE" guys.
My dad used to roll on the ground laughing at people yelling GET IN THE HOLE when it first started up.
I'm in love with all these uploads, obsessed with watching them and ignoring all my responsibilities 🤩💥
take the trash out ya bum
real and true
holey moley they're literally me
Real
stinky?
Who ever jerma's editor is i love them, they just make my day when they make such good smooth edits with simplicity. its great. + the more uploads right now are making my days a whole lot less boring since my pc is just downed right now. thank you.
This channel employs a few editors. Also, you can see who edited it in the video description. Just to let you know
8:55 Jerma is just upset that he isn’t playing baseball for the Red Sox
Mike
Jerma will play the cheapest asset flip game you've ever seen and complain that he's not having fun
Don’t disrespect coin game
This is great. Now lets see Paul Allen’s mini golf.
i had fun playing the ball dropper game last year when I won the jackpot but I guess it's harder when you aren't tall enough to see over the button
I can't wait for the inevitable golf stream.
4:51 Kim Possible Ringtone
holy shit
Insane man lets a game of mini golf decide what he eats for dinner
The best part about the golf bit is that jerma could probably fund it by selling tickets to subscribers.
10:05 "imagine a stadium for golf" George highlights from the Waste Management Phoenix Open in Arizona. You'll get plenty of beer chuggers there.
That’s what I was thinking. There’s that one hole (16 i think?) where it gets truly insanely loud
glad to see you're uploading more often
maybe soon you'll find the main channel password
Still hanging out for Castle Griffinsteed II.
i used to lay my face on our air hockey table as a kid and i can confirm it feels fucking amazing
Out of all things, I'm the most angry that Jerma got to make an Aggro Crag reference. I've never been so god damn jealous.
I love how Jerma has fully embraced that he's a complete fucking psychopath and has lost all restraint over his jokes and gags
Jerma is gaining the new title of this crazy expensive shit and I’m down
jerma's short
PSYCHOTIC streamer bursts into ARCADE, BARRELS SOMEONE OVER and proceeds to BEAT THEM TO DEATH for inconveniencing him. Can nobody stop this madman?
I have no idea what genre of streamer Jerma falls under and thats cool asf.
The unhinged, probably gonna kill someone live on stream one day genre
variety streamer
variety streamer
variety streamer
What he said
Thanks for the subtitles, now I can fully understand what he's saying
You're welcome.
Man I JUST rewatched the coin game stream videos and now there's a new one
“No chat I will not go back to the organ game”
I remember that I was watching golf against my better judgement because I was in a resturaunt and it was very dissapointing because there was an alligator (one of the guys hit his ball into the water I guess) and it DIDN'T attack him. Don't know why the people in the resturaunt cheered for such mediocrity.
i appreciate the captions
Happy to help
yooooo this one has subtitles, big ups
Glad to provide
thank you for the subtitles magnus!
Thank you, appreciate the recognition!
The mega drop is my favorite, can be difficult to master but is very rewarding, for the small ones drop two before the jackpot, haven’t played the bigs as much but some I’ve seen the bumber on the jackpot has been removed for some reason making it way easier to win
Insane man sprints though the woods in the middle of the night to deliver pizza
My family actually did used to have an airhockey table in our basement and sometimes when it was hot id turn it on and put my face against it, and i can confirm it does feel good
When he was discovering Holey Moley I thought the person was referring to a nightclub we have here in Adelaide where you basically play a round of minigolf whilst getting absolutely hammered on cocktails
he knows the exact amount of air hockey zorn videos on the internet
Yoo thanks for subtitling this, know that was prolly a good amount of work to write down Jerma's galaxy brain rants
Glad to help out.
The Big Ball Drop is great because you can find a reference spot to repeat the same drop timing, and get standard jackpots over and over.
Top 100 twitch streamer uploads in 480p
jerma should wake up, poor guy has been stuck in a coma for years
the most ominous part of this suggest we are all part of his coma experience and when he wakes up we cease to exist.
Holey Moley was a good idea, that's why they got 4 seasons. If you had thought og that 5 years sooner you could have had the hole market monkaS
I hate to say it, but I know exactly how jerma feels with lying on a airhockey table, its weirdly nice.
i love the ball drop games i know it’s all luck but i’ve probably gotten the jackpot on those games 3 different times across different arcardes i love them
I love the coin game streams so much lmao
Honestly, I think Jerma should replay the Fallout games. I loved his FNV playthrough and I think he should've given Fallout 4 a little more gameplay, too.
“Is that Bam Margera?” says Jerma, looking Steph Curry dead in the face
the intro vid for this one is also perfect for the last video on this channel about Thrillville
when I clicked on this video to watch it: I wasn't expecting to get a, "meet golf singles in your area" ad
His coin game hunger can not be sated
Holey Moley is the greatest reality TV ever made
It's a game show, not reality tv lol
@@eins2001 same same
I love jerma so much.
jaogorma
Look at curry man so inspirational
Jerma's mcdonalds guy impression is priceless
This jerma feller is always up to no good
Thx for the content germs 🦠
I made a coin game glitch video a few months back. I love this game!
10:09 Long-drive tournaments exist for this very reason
Jerma speedran being a new gig delivery driver.
Jerma is gonna get all the popular streamers for a special Twitch edition of Holey Moley
Back with the minigolf
Jerma name dropping time crisis made me have a crisis realizing I've only seen one of those machines and it's got the faded screen and hardly works anymore
My favorite game JERMA plays
3:45
jesus christ, i just unlocked an old memory of playing time crisis 5
bruh
Oof. Worst Time Crisis.
This whole video has the vibe of being high and pissed off at the same time
how did jerma know that there were specifically three air hockey videos where someone lies down on the table and feels the air
>Steph curry, clearly not bam margera
> “is this bam margera?”
This isn't a dinosaur.
8:45 Jerma, Frisbee golf exists and it's awesome. There is a course in Las Vegas you could play at.
Nobody talking about how jerma had to eat a salad-
Can’t believe he’s still playing this game
8:50 golf rant. I died laughing
Air hockey mattress
Adding to the end, Holey Moley has the muppets as guest stars this season
so good!
If I had to watch that god-awful golf performance Otto better have gotten a 10 dollar toy
Damn quality subtitles!
Thank you!
PSYCHO STREAMER breaks into arcade to STRIP NAKED on top of the AIR HOCKEY TABLE so he can feel the BREEZE on every PORE of his BODY. Auhorities CONFUSED but UNDERSTAND SOMEWHAT
How is there STILL enough footage of him playing this game to get past the advertising benchmark
I had a dream last night that jerma had cornered me in a small greenhouse with a sledgehammer, so I faced away from him, crying, and knelt down for him to smash my skull in. He laughed and said, "I have something worse for you in store when you wake up" and then I woke up sweating
BACK TO THE COIN GAME BAYBEE
Maybe now Jawsh will play it again :^)
i love the huge bouncy ball game........
The guy running with the uber eats hypothetical is stained into my mind
Before Holey Moley was brought up, I just kept thinking of Happy Gilmore.
Jerma is an absolute psycho, the ball drop game is the best game at any arcade.
Petition to buy Jeremy a vacuum latex bed
Imagine driving along the highway and seeing a pizza delivery boy running at 60 mph through the forest. truly terrifying, i'm so glad jerma doesn't actually exist
omg its jackedit! HYPE
6:12. Need I say more?
Great stream
I love the intros