ATTENTION: Burger40 has recently beat this time with a 57:55, and he currently plans to lower that time even more in the days/weeks to come. He deserves a hell of a lot more than 100 views for accomplishing this, and because speedrunners often get utterly shafted by the RUclips algorithm, you should go check out his run here: ruclips.net/video/BVnCYPkq3KQ/видео.html
@@ClassicMist360 unknown to the wider public but well known to the community, he grind this record for quite a while, took him 4 month of pure grinding, he deserve it more than ever
Speedrunners do this often. When you do so many runs and there is some small downtime at a section it makes sense to use it. Especially so early in the run. He knows how much time he has so it's not a risk by any means.
@@reio1951 I'm more used to mario speedruns, thats why i said that. In those games (well the old ones) its literally impossible to have any sort of break.
Glados; You're free to slow down Can't Even: No, I dont think i will Glados: I'll give you credit. I guess you are listening to me. For the record you don't have to go that slowly Can't Even: Oh no, anyway,...
I was sitting in my room and saw you were streaming. I said “I will tune in later” then I got the notification for this video and instantly regretting skipping
so guys I was talking to msushi the other day (yeah THE msushi, nbd) and we were talking about how cool it is that he and I are really close friends (I join vc when he's there at least once a week) anyways he's really good at p2 and maybe if you watched some of his videos you'd improve
what????? really????? i didnt realize that. I thought this was a real, non-sarcastic comment!!! you are very smart to realize that the streamer actually beat the person that this commenter was talking about.
I just finished the story and it took me about 6.3 hours and since I like speed running I came here to watch this. This is insane seeing all the bhopping and other strats in the run. Very good
Can’t even summarized in 5 sentences: Portal 2 world record. Portal 2 world record. Portal 2 world record. Portal 2 world record. Portal 2 world record.
@@zer0synd1cate define sentence a set of words that is complete in itself, typically containing a subject and predicate, conveying a statement, question, exclamation, or command, and consisting of a main clause and sometimes one or more subordinate clauses. by definition it's a sentence, just not a very detailed one.
@@justasilverguy Could you explain further? Is there a checking related to the music such as the one in the original Mario Bros game with the Browser throws or something?
@@Matisyahuwu Sorry for necro but you could consider Portal Stories: Mel a prequel of sorts. It's not technically canon but a fair amount of people consider it to be. It is a very well made spinoff.
55:21 *?:* Please press the Stalemate Resolution Button. *GLaDOS:* Go press the button! Go press it! *Wheatley:* Do not- (Player falls into the Stalement Button room) *Wheatley:* PART FI- (Shoots a portal to the moon) ... (TING!!!) *Wheatley:* B R U H .
You know I wish games had a speed running feature, like for example when you fall through the floor and Wheatley panics if your dead, yeah imagine that part but when you complete in under 30-10 seconds there will be a secret voice line where Wheatley goes “you see that portal gun right the- hey, are you speed running?” It’s like GOI but GOI only turns of the narrator which is kinda disappointing
Feels like just yesterday you got WR. If only I could figure out why... Nice work man, first sub 58! Now do yourself a favor and take a break from this, maybe let someone else push it to sub 57 ;)
ATTENTION: Burger40 has recently beat this time with a 57:55, and he currently plans to lower that time even more in the days/weeks to come. He deserves a hell of a lot more than 100 views for accomplishing this, and because speedrunners often get utterly shafted by the RUclips algorithm, you should go check out his run here: ruclips.net/video/BVnCYPkq3KQ/видео.html
What a Chad. Man gets his record beaten by a relatively unknown person and immediately does his best to shout him out.
That’s 2 seconds away that’s unlucky for u
@@ClassicMist360 unknown to the wider public but well known to the community, he grind this record for quite a while, took him 4 month of pure grinding, he deserve it more than ever
@@XnonXte thats why i said "relatively" unknown
@@ClassicMist360 fair nuff pal
This will be good for the economy.
purple man
you need to stop him, he is growing to powerful
I literally came here from your video lol
You two both have been going at this for 3 damn years, THAT IS SOME DEDICATION! NICE!
Its a good day to be an Msushi fan
Man just leaves to get water during a wr speedrun what a legend
Timestamp?
6:20
gotta stay hydrated!
power move
Speedrunners do this often. When you do so many runs and there is some small downtime at a section it makes sense to use it. Especially so early in the run. He knows how much time he has so it's not a risk by any means.
15:05 Imagine being the Prima Donna Turret and seeing Chell bhop towards you, spraying the portal gun and yelling *“CHUMBY”*
CHUMBY!!!
CHUMBY!!!
cHUMBY!!!
_CHUMBY_
C H U M B Y
10:13 "you dont have to go that slow"- glados says during a speed run
She even said, "for the record"
Failed run, didn't get the clipboard in the toilet.
He cheated he didnt get the clipboard in the toliet >:(
(joke)
@@minelelol13244 no need to say joke
@@henrydinglenut4367 you'd be surprised how dumb some people can be
@@henrydinglenut4367 some people cant understand jokes
@@SteveDaBartender your right
48:03 *P-Body shrieking in terror as T-posing Chell floats closer and closer*
God i love that
It's now every Aperture's robot worst nightmare.
@@d.a9709 She’s come to escort them to Android Hell
@@KamepinUA ... how tf was he flying without pressing anything?
@@joshuastevens2186 that floating tuve can cause a nice glitch lol
this man had a whole water break and still got wr
In a cutscene
@@powerpug964 yeah but people dont usually leave during speedruns, even in cutscenes.
@@Da-PaNtz-GuY you're kidding right? It's super common. These guys do countless runs so leaving quickly early on isn't gonna affect them.
@@reio1951 I'm more used to mario speedruns, thats why i said that. In those games (well the old ones) its literally impossible to have any sort of break.
@@Da-PaNtz-GuY fair enough. Most games don't have break points unless they have unskippable cut scenes.
This video changed my life.
Me too, it's pretty amazing how much my life changed after this video
Ikr?
Ikr?
GLaDOS: "Feel free to slow down"
Can't Even:
Can't Even slow down
Glados; You're free to slow down
Can't Even: No, I dont think i will
Glados: I'll give you credit. I guess you are listening to me. For the record you don't have to go that slowly
Can't Even: Oh no, anyway,...
I heard the "Thank for the cash" line from Cave and I legitimately thought you were already in old aperture. "Damn this guy is fast."
The dedication you have for this game is unreal.
engine
this run looks hacked tbh. he literally flew around the map for the last ten mins...
@@mr_lemonade4230 it's a glitch. you can find a video about it on RUclips
@@mr_lemonade4230 this was live
@@ahhhhhh9263 ik it could have been exploiting just saying...
I was sitting in my room and saw you were streaming. I said “I will tune in later” then I got the notification for this video and instantly regretting skipping
the one and only: uber gamer
yes
Clerk: refund within an hour of purchase.
Can’t even: **Speedruns to the store** I HAVE TWO MINUTES LEFT!!!
But why would he get a refund
@@cheesyoutanimations2045 because it's a joke
@@theorae9108 ik i was joking too because the game is so amazing
BRO ITS LITERALLY BEEN ALMOST EVERY DAY FOR A WEEK
WORLD RECORD PART 7: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
We need karl jobst on this
@@waterwithoutanyice6475 Saw his video on badabun that shit was entertaining
He has done the impossible
It's everyday bro
Wheatleys voice far behind: "Did you find the por...". :D
Chapter 9: The part where you float past him
how is he doing that 💀
Chapter 8: Excursion Recursion is a bit too itchy HElP
Can't even go a week without casually getting a Portal 2 World Record
underrated comment
Ive been sitting on the toilet for an hour waching a guy killing a led ball
so guys I was talking to msushi the other day (yeah THE msushi, nbd) and we were talking about how cool it is that he and I are really close friends (I join vc when he's there at least once a week) anyways he's really good at p2 and maybe if you watched some of his videos you'd improve
what????? really????? i didnt realize that. I thought this was a real, non-sarcastic comment!!! you are very smart to realize that the streamer actually beat the person that this commenter was talking about.
@@IndexError r/wooosh
@@IndexError oof
@@bredbeanqueen2654 r/ihavereddit
@@TheOverlymind *starts uninstalling life.exe*
its a great day to be an msus- i mean, can't even fan
Yes
mSUS amogus
i’m done with this i’ve had enough of you doing this every weeks you’re too good
"That is like Msushi levels of smooth jazz" Ah yes, complementing your enemy.
This can't even guy is pretty good, he should start speedrunning
yeah, its amazing he doesnt speedrun, and is pretty good.
@@HoodeyTheOne maybe he could also start streaming his speedruns
@@SimmeStuff great suggestion he looks like he can get the wr
@@HoodeyTheOne maybe if he practiced so he had like 2500 hours in the game
@@SimmeStuff he should also maybe, just maybe try to use glitches
this was THE run because of the wheatley catch in core
48:03 P-Body had a good reason to freak out there
"you have trapped yourself. Congruatilations. The door is open"
I just finished the story and it took me about 6.3 hours and since I like speed running I came here to watch this. This is insane seeing all the bhopping and other strats in the run. Very good
Can’t even summarized in 5 sentences:
Portal 2 world record.
Portal 2 world record.
Portal 2 world record.
Portal 2 world record.
Portal 2 world record.
Technically not a sentence, it has no adjectives or verbs
@@zer0synd1cate
define sentence
a set of words that is complete in itself, typically containing a subject and predicate, conveying a statement, question, exclamation, or command, and consisting of a main clause and sometimes one or more subordinate clauses.
by definition it's a sentence, just not a very detailed one.
@@zlabobabil Damn, I stand corrected
@@zer0synd1cate It has adjectives anyway
@@kkmac7247 where
How ironic that you cut off GLaDOs saying “Not so fast”
WHY ARE RED AND PURPLE BATTLING EACHOTHER SO HARD
Pretty good for a casual player
I love that you let us listen to the music at the end
Yea he has to do that to verify the run
@@justasilverguy Could you explain further? Is there a checking related to the music such as the one in the original Mario Bros game with the Browser throws or something?
He is dedicated to throwing the clipboard into the toilet. More dedicated than I and my schoolwork
Why did i just get this on my recommended? I’ve never watched a portal speedrun before...
Im not complaining tho
Everyone deserves some of the greatness that is Can't Even
I'll tell you how I came here first I watch a lot speed runs then msushi came in my recommendent then I slept and then I was on this video lol
Just got here from the Portal 1 devs react speedrun video!
DUDE HOW IS THIS MAN SO CHILL???? HE JUST GOT A FREAKIN' WORLD RECORD!!!
ice cube
@@CantEven ice cube
Nobody:
CantEven, taking what Nobody said personally: "So I broke the World Record again."
So glad I was in chat for this. We were joking when we predicted 5757 but the mad lad did it
look mom I’m in the video
45:17 yeah I’m kinda a big deal
Big deal, very big
Big
chungus
Why cant I stop looking at your pfp
Now we need the 56:56
Probably not gonna happen for a few hours
*Caroline Deleted*
Glados: you don’t have to go that slowly
Said like 6 seconds after you said to go slower
Just like that, sub 58. Great work man, seriously.
soon theres gonna be clipboard into toilet 5 times in a row speedrun
54:52 Probably my favorite moment
Dude beats the game faster than it takes to bake a cake..
I would love a prequel exploring the creations of Aperture, Cave Johnson, Caroline, etc.
Have you played the second half of portal 2? Most of this is covered
@@XenohGG Right but like, more of that maybe. Don’t remember what specifically I was thinking of when I made this comment 3 months ago.
@@Matisyahuwu Sorry for necro but you could consider Portal Stories: Mel a prequel of sorts. It's not technically canon but a fair amount of people consider it to be. It is a very well made spinoff.
Seems suspiciously like he CAN even.
This makes want to play portal more-than-two-less-than-four
Ah, so Portal 2 Episodes 1 & 2?
“ima be right back, get some more hydration
jk i have hydration here. right here.
nvm thats empty brb”
55:21
*?:* Please press the Stalemate Resolution Button.
*GLaDOS:* Go press the button! Go press it!
*Wheatley:* Do not-
(Player falls into the Stalement Button room)
*Wheatley:* PART FI-
(Shoots a portal to the moon)
...
(TING!!!)
*Wheatley:* B R U H .
1:00:18 oh look a wild me
rly good run, was super fun to watch! shame about three gels messing up a potential single segment lol
Lmao “why thank you for your cash”
-Cave Johnson
Have played this game on many occasions and still had no idea what I was watching. Impressive optimisation
Of course the thumbnail is Wheatley with a bomb lmao
10:13 "you don't have to go *that* slowly"
*is literally flying across the chamber and gets a timesave in the process*
Wheatley: On a related note, I am going to need you to solve these 10 times as fast
Can't Even: ok
i've just now gotten into the portal 2 scene as a rookie, and i'm seeing this for the first time, and i've been stuck in a pogface for 15 minutes
Did I seriously just watch the whole run in 1 sitting
Oh boy I can't wait to see purple man beat red man again
WOW what a time! Congrats!!
14:10 that was so clean wtf
29:45 *top 10 rappers who use too much autotune*
Cool .my speedrun takes 2 hours
F
This is serious gamer fever. I love the dedication. Subbed and bell has been rung.
I love this guy's donation sound
At 36.00 Nice I just learned of that trick, wanted to see a speed runner pull it off. Great job 👍
this guy deserves more recognition, he puts so much dedication into these videos.
Facts
Ayo its the man with god awful luck. Good to see you making significant progress since that softlock!
His moves are so strange what my confusion got confused
Chumby must be so proud :,)
wheatly just want's to kill chell but she just straight up starts flying away
When you perform a single soft-cutscene skip and suddenly GladOS is a potato
57 pog!
Glados: "feel free to slow down"
speedrunner: hell nah
Man did it just to beat a record he was already holding.
He finished the chamber BEFORE smooth jazz stopped playing, wait, that's illegal 😂
bro watching this makes my head hurt. and i thought i was good at doing this fast
My man eating and leaving to drink water during the wr.
Insane.
Congrats!
It finished in 57 well done!
14:19 THAT WAS EPIC
This man holds like all the portal 2 world records
Everyone are speedrunning Chell that solves test chambers. But nobody speedrunning GLaDOS that makes these tests that fast.
Wow... another minute break for this game... Hopefully, 56 will happen someday! I hope this gets a lot of views, 57 is nuts! gg's.
now this is epic
He was, indeed, gaming.
15:08 thats a chonky boi!
top shooter game still after 10 years
42:10 *T E S T G A S M*
"I guess you are listening to me. But for that record, you don't have to go THAT slowly."
How fast do you want me to be, lady?!
It’s not valid. You didn’t make the toilet shot
did this guy just beat his own record twice the same day lmao
No
You know I wish games had a speed running feature, like for example when you fall through the floor and Wheatley panics if your dead, yeah imagine that part but when you complete in under 30-10 seconds there will be a secret voice line where Wheatley goes “you see that portal gun right the- hey, are you speed running?” It’s like GOI but GOI only turns of the narrator which is kinda disappointing
Speedrunners saving a zeptosecond "Yes dude great skip"
Sad it wasn't ss, so close to success
Awesome run, though, ggs for that one
@@doviid8520 single segment, he had to reload a save once, and that invalidated his single segment status
Can't even comprehend how fast you are going
Love speed runs with commentary! Keep it up!
Feels like just yesterday you got WR. If only I could figure out why...
Nice work man, first sub 58! Now do yourself a favor and take a break from this, maybe let someone else push it to sub 57 ;)
speedrunners: *BHOPPING*
turrets: i found you!
speedrunners: YOU CANT HIT WHAT AINT THERE