The Portal Speedrun That Doesn't Use Portals
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- Опубликовано: 10 июл 2021
- Can you beat Portal without using any Portals? Well, speedrunners discovered a little quirk that technically makes it possible
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Music used (in order):
Dustforce OST (@Lifeformed) - The Magnetic Tree
Paper Mario TTYD OST - Rogueport Sewers
OMORI OST - Gator Gambol
Ducktales (NES) - The Moon Theme
Videos Referenced:
"Portal - OMG BEST VIDEO EVER!" @Transgenic86
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The airboat% category was discovered/optimized by a runner named 097aceofspades, or ConnorAce. I neglected to mention this in the video due to the runner's status regarding cheating in speedrunning (in other games, as well as Portal), but this speedrun category would not exist without his efforts.
This video is not an actual speedrun world record, nor a speedrun tutorial. This video is a showcase of a speedrun strategy that goes in-depth to the various tricks, glitches and bugs that make the strategy possible. 
Игры
In just seven seconds, you too can crash portal using a can of compressed air.
And g502
@@anandsuralkar2947 most Logitech mice have the ability to unlock the wheel like that, so it wouldn't even need to be a 502.
Side note, a shittier pc would mean a quicker crash too. We should get an airboat portal crash speedrun
@@TheRussell747 ok totally not true..most logitech mice dont have the ability to free the wheel only G502 and its varients have it..i have 2 logitech mice both dont have..and i have seen many many logitech kice most of them dont have.
I have G402 and G102
@@anandsuralkar2947 Maybe not most but not only G502 - my M705 has it and produced around 25 seconds of spinning from one finger movement
@@TheRussell747 A shittier pc wouldnt mean a quicker crash because the game crashes from filling up the engines entity table.
It was supposed to be a joke. What have I done... WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!? 😱
The man himself,more than 10 years later,woah.
YOOOO
Michael Yanni in the flesh
Airboat
Yoo
"But with the airboat, we can save the companion cube..."
Yep, that's it, that's the canon way to beat Portal.
@@ab-qf1iv yea
@@mishagaming1075 exactly
I kept it for later use, assuming that bumbling mute lunatic wouldn't kill me.
How in the world did a robot send a message to this reality ._.
@@glados5844 what do you feel about your testing facility being filled with airboats
"The Portal Speedrun That Doesn't Use Portals"
What I expected: Just regular glitches, triggers, bunnyhopping, etc
What I got: ＡＩＲＢＯＡＴ
airboat > multi-million dollar machine that can create quantum tunnels
Ikr?
What’s better, ch_createjeep is also allowed so you can do donuts around glados without invalidating your run
@@underpussy_Yes.
@@antlionworkerfan2007OMG LMAO-
In our hearts, we all are Half-Life 2 mods
maybe the half life 2 mods are the friends we made along the way
@@rominkivela9351 we're going to beat them with the power of friendship, and these half-life 2 mods we found
On the first day, god created half life 2
Yeah, i was doing a surgery and they found a gun model from Half-Life 2 inside of me. Silly devs forgot to remove it
@@dedo9990 you did surgery on yourself? or I read it wrong
Fun Fact: The word “airboat” was said 73 times throughout the entire video.
EDIT: Thank you guys so much for all of the comments, but I would like you to stop fighting over an airboat.
You seem to be pretty bored...
@@onion2787 I don’t have a life
@Denis k thx for correcting me by 3 words
man, a hl2 vehicle must be very special
@@sssexpoop yessir
I'd love to see Glados' perspective on this, setting up for the usual tests only to immediately get airboated on
I just imagined Chell default dancing with the caption "GET AIRBOATED"
That has to be a meme right? I mean, why wouldn't it be one. The Internet needs to be full of "get airboated" pictures
You don't. Seeing, no, feeling my visual censors get flooded with airboats is anythign but fun.
I bet she'd be bitching about having to clean up all this crap, because the test subject obviously won't.
They're testing out the aperture science rapid-fire airboat materialization device.
I could see aperature actually having tests like this lol
in a few billion years after andromeda and the milky way collide, portal 3 will come out, and will require you to spawn airboats to proceed through test chambers.
@@_emstar actually, it would be called Portal 2: Airboat Episode 1
The Infinite Airboat Initiative is still a work in progress, but we’ll get there one day!
"Those of you who volunteered to test the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: navigating the space between dimensions with airboats. Pick up a boat gun and follow the yellow line on the floor. You'll know when the test starts."
Now you're thinking with airboats!
9:04 - Thinking with airboats I actually laughed at that
9:02
And: "We can save the companion cube with the power of airboats"
@@shaynehughes6645 Me: 2:43
saaaame
727 WYSI
When you're not thinking with portals, but you are thinking with boats.
You mean AIRboats
He said "Airboat" more times than I did said "ok" when I talked to my mom on the phone
Anyone want to count the amount?
@@want-diversecontent3887
73
@@Sans-fl4pe it's 76, not 73
it's almost like this is a video about a catagory of speedruns about airboats
@@idkwhattoput7729 it's almost like that is the point of the joke on this comment
So much for the game being called "Portal"
It's now "Airboat"
Msushi constantly puts out just aboat the best content on RUclips.
I am laughing at this funny comment you were able to post before the video went public as this comment is very much quite hilarious and peak comedy
that is so true
He's too underrated
I'm trying to figure out if the "aboat" was intentional here.
Even if I can’t find noobys funny comments I at least have you
Imagine being the absolute chad that makes a random finding and comment and somehow subsequently creates a speedrun category
I want to go to his video, can anyone give link?
@@Ivan8 let me find it for you m8
It is in the description you silly
@@NXE212 we aren’t silly for not knowing that and it took me like 3 seconds to find it for them, you dont have to be condescending for no reason
@@user-rx7sq8fd1p oh mb, but i call silly in friendly means tho, not in the means of being idiots.
Reminds me of how many crazy game-breaking commands are not guarded by sv_cheats in Portal 2
Wait I remember watching your portal custom map videos
I love how he's talking so calmly while airboats are bouncing all over the place on screen.
6:38 now that's a smooth way to remind people to subscribe
I like it, we all know it by now so its now easily understandable, such that anyone can instantly get the easter egg.
I usually hate those, but I don't mind that one, as the video wasn't broken up specifically to mention it, it was just in the background when showing something eles.
@@Knuxfan24
When everyone else is like "90% of you cunts aren't subbed, sub right now you little shits or i won't get as much money ok thanks bye"
@@Knuxfan24 He did in another video, where he used a portal two line, so if you set the playback speed to .25 you could hear him asking you to subscribe.
A nice way to say "Hey, You aren't subscribed." taking up the viewers time.
The real airboats were the friends we made along the way
The real portals were the airboats we made along the way
@@luckyc4t110 the real friends were the portals we didn't make along the way
The real portals are the exploding lemons we made along the way.
@@matthew8153 I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your airboat down!
I did a few segmented runs of this game like forever ago. All I can say seeing this category now is, what the f**k. 😂👍
antvenom is a certified portal speedrunner, no way
no way
Hi AntVenom
boi beat portal with portals, hl2 weapons and airboats at once, new speerun gatacory
its that one minecraft youtuber
I love “ “, it’s a true classic
I wonder if there are more things from half life in the game
ah yes my favorite game, Airboat
I prefer " 2" but both are great!
Love ". "?
@@some2-1_idk it’s a joke because the game is called “portal” but you aren’t using any portals so it becomes nothing
I’m a fan of Airboat%, glad you made a video on them XD
this video is the definition of a "bruh moment"
bruh moment
bruh moment
Airboat moment
bruh moment
bruh moment
I would never speedrun that category but whatever floats your boat...
@@aidancalfee2634 you use boats in the speedrun
@@aggold6757 I don't think he understands the meaning of "whatever floats your boat"
@@minecrafting_il ye probably
It’s even funnier because airboats float in the air-kinda
@@SwissestCheese didn't even notice that
I liked the demonstration with the frictionless mouse wheel and the can of compressed air, but the thing that topped it off was the subtle yet not so subtle chart on the other monitor
I love the fact that the people creating portal couldn’t be bothered to remove a vehicle from a different game
Ight sorry guys I was just trying to make a joke I didn’t mean to shit on the game or anything I now understand why it would have been pointless to remove
It would be more effort than it was worth
It's worth noting that portal was originally sold as part of a bundle (the "orange box") including HL2 and steam allowed assets to be shared between games. So there would have been little reason to remove the HL2 assets from portal.
Well it's the same developer, same engine, a lot of assets are from hl2, so it's not too surprising
gamr
@TheThunderGuyS thats why when you type impulse_101 you have every gun from hl2
In my 10 years of playing Portal I never even knew that Airboats were still in the files. Thanks so much for bringing light to this category for me to have a go at.
@@sugoha_2548 not realy, portal is itsown file, it isnt under hl2, but in portal file there is a hl2 folder which contains some hl2 models, you dont even need hl2 installed to play hl2 maps, you just neet to get hl2 maps and copy them into the maps folder in portal
If costs 13.000 boats to crash one single game about portals, in 7 seconds.
*laughter* some people think theily can outmart me. Maybe *sniff* maybe. But i never meet anyone that can outsmart air boat
That second monitor at 6:48 was the absolute most classy call to action I've ever seen.
If you're not subscribed to this channel, you could say it's time to... Get on board 😎
I think the airboats deserve another video, especially how, in more depth, they were used before they banned in any% and the airboat yesclip.
This has officially become my favorite speedrun category of any game ever
2:25 sounds like Ellis got into speedrunning & I love it.
This whole run is like if someone were speedrunning a Scribblenauts game but the typing function messed up so they got stuck with the most recent object they made.
You can also get all the weapons from Half-Life 2, including the Gravity Gun, with the cheat "impulse 101".
In fact, you can even play Half-Life 2 with the portal gun by loading up the appropriate maps with the console - they're still all included, last I knew.
This would be so fun in a GDQ type event!
well, Msushi actually did an airboat% Portal speedrun on AGDQ2023 recently 😂 ruclips.net/video/zGEQH21SsSI/видео.html
This glitch also perfectly reminds me of the "where does this piece go? That's right, into the square hole" meme. The solution to everything is... an airboat lol
Msushi making me wanna try that with my g502 now, never knew compressed air had this power
You see, in TF2 if you join a party with your friends, you can bind mwheeldown to “say_party spam” or something similar, and just go crazy
It lags everyone involved, I love source spaghetti so much
Also good taste in music
It's the classic bhop method.
"You can save the companion cube"
That was the moment I pressed the like button.
Msushi has just taken it upon himself to give us consistent dopamine huh
dude how did you do this whole video without laughing this is hilarious
I love how you used the graphic as a background detail and didn't spend 50 seconds shoving it in our faces, that's the kind of stuff that makes me want to subscribe
"Thinking with airboats" made me lose it.
I feel so bad for glados, tryna do science while chell just spawns inconceivable amounts of air boats cos she feels like it
"what are you doing? i i i i i i i i iiiiiiiiiiiiiii
SHUT IT, CAROLINE, IM TRYNA GLITCH
I hope Portal 3 includes this feature as an intended mechanic
Assuming Valve won't call it Portal: Alyx
@@polytelus portal 2 episode 1
@@polytelus Portal: Chell
Does Valve even know how to count into 3?
Portal: Doug
I hear that OMORI music! good taste
That was a really nice subtle way to tell us to subscribe.
Speedrunners bless the gaming world with glitches and quirks they find in games. It's just beautiful.
Take a shot every time you hear the word "airboat"
Do you WANT to get alcohol poisoning?
Didn't expect you here
Breaking news: RUclips comment section drinking game kills several people due to alcohol poisoning
*He said "* *" 73 times btw.*
now i'm just thinking of that schemamonk saying "DEATH! DEATH!"
If I had to guess why the hazard liquid in Portal still hurts the player when in an airboat, I'd say it's most likely because the toxic slime in hl2 has the surface of the trigger_hurt slightly below the surface, while the hazard liquid in Portal has the trigger and the water take up the same area, which means that the surface of the water and the surface of the trigger is at the same level.
i used to do half life 1 speed runs. i always liked the kind of wacky speed run variants, like second crowbar%. recently i have gotten into hl2 speed running and after seeing this i might want to try portal speed running.
Epic man! These videos help me with my speed-run practices! Kudos to you, big time!
CantEven after watching this video: ah i see that i need to get this world record as well
7:00 gator gamble
The fact that this saves the companion cube, makes it the best category
No portals? In my portal? Man...
man...
6:55 OMORI THEMEEEEE
i love how withing the span of 11 or so years, weve went from thinking with quantum worm holes to thinking with boats
"Now that you are in control of both portals this next test will take a ve..."
*The sound of multiple airboats clanging up against the steel test chamber walls*
Great video! Out of curiosity, have you ever considered talking about actual least portal runs in either game? I think portal 2 lp could make for a great video considering how much has been cut down over the years and how it continues to evolve. Granted, you couldn't talk about the whole run in a video, but looking at individual chambers could be really cool! specifically test and neurotoxin sabotage would be neat in my opinion.
I remember ConnorAce's run's of this like 3-4 years ago, and was my intro to the category. interesting to say the least XD
thanks for explaining both the pieces of tech! i heard about this run and decided to try it out but got immediately stuck trying to work out how to get thru certain walls.
Imagine GLaDOS watching you complete the test chamber, then seeing the chamber fill up with airboats.
I just played Portal 2 Online Multiplayer with my friend today for the first time :) Portal 1 is still my fav but darn for a 10 year old game I'm really proud of Portal 2
6:50 Only 7% are subscribed? That's awesome.
Think it like this, you got way more viewer growth than someone with 50% subscriber rate. :D
Really appreciate your videos, they are super fun even if it's for such a niche category! Please keep em coming!😁
This. This right here is EXACTLY why I subscribed. an inside look into a stupidly fun and creative community distilled into an easy to digest video.
Big props to you sushi!
6:45 that mousepad has seen better days
This is amazing, I had no idea
Clears gap with airboats
GLaDOS: now your thinking with airboats
I had to subscribe after seeing the other monitor. you really do deserve more subscribers. I really enjoyed this video thank you
Garry's mod players: This isn't even my final form
Fun drinking game, take a shot every single time he says "airboat."
...yes, i do find alcohol poisoning hilarious. :D
This is so ridiculous, but so fun. Looks amazing. Definitely checking out the run.
Been watching your videos for a while but the compressed air boat spam scene earned my sub
I love these videos. I randomly get them recommended and this is EXACTLY what I want to watch. thank you youtube, and thank you Msushi
silly comment (shoutouts to aceofspades97 for doing rta runs)
I am laughing at this funny comment you were able to post before the video went public as this comment is very much quite hilarious and peak comedy
Shout-out to that guy for using jump scripts
I’m a huge Portal and Portal 2 fan, I’m so happy that I found your channel!
When I got recommended an airboat speedrun by youtube, my first thought was “that is peak source engine”
6:50
hmm, weid. I suddenly started feeling an urge to subscribe
I laughed so hard at you blowing the mouse wheel with compressed air lol
the video "yeah u can beat portal with airboats" him after the video: beat the airboat% wr
"you'll still take damage while driving on acid"
Yeah that's how my friend died
Lmao this is hilarious. I love weird and funny speedrunning categories so this is perfect to enjoy.
ayyy that’s like one of the best OMORI songs!
@Scratchy this is false
8:55 airboats can STILL BE USED to navigate acid, the same purpose as in the original half life, except they work _sliiiiiigghhhttlyyyyyy_ different
Alright, now this one right here was an absolute banger of a video. Keep em comin, purple dude!
I love hearing about absurd, but super interesting speed run categories!
So glad you included the g502 compressed air thing!
That was very interesting. Subscribed!
this is actually so cool, great video!
3:40 "Driving on acid"
Now you're thinking with(out) portals!
great research! love the content
For a couple days I’ve been debating on subscribing, but that clip of you crashing the game with such simple objects sealed the deal on me subscribing, I love small things like that, just perfect
love how you demonstrate the crash as if people wouldn't take your words for it
When an old airboat is better than a technology perfection portal gun that cost all humanity networth.
I have never heard "Airboat" so many times in my life
I had no idea this Airboat category even existed, until now. Thanks! 🖖😀
Portal:
Msushi: AIRBOAT
Hearing the Omori music suddenly sent me into maximum fight or flight mode
I never knew I needed this