Goku’s Genocide Roulette
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- Опубликовано: 22 июн 2023
- Goku must find a safe place for Cell to detonate but uh oh! Hi-jinks ensue! Millions dead!
Goku voiced by @KALSKingdom
Vegeta voiced by @PrinceVegeta
Gohan voiced by @CopyCatVA
Trunks voiced by @KaiserNeko
Piccolo voiced by @VoiceoverRequiem
King Kai voiced by @wblakekimber
Chi Chi voiced by @ChiChiSmash
Adult Gohan voiced by John Patneaude / jpatactor.com
Intro bit was accidentally more or less ripped from the amazing work done on DBZA, check it out if you somehow haven’t already: www.google.com/search?q=dbza+...
Second channel: @Solidusjj
Patreon: / solidjj 
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The fact it wasn’t abridged goku’s voice and it sounded like Sean made this a lot funnier.
I prefer that much more.
Masako’s a doll, but 1000x yes.
The air headed Goku voice feels too goofy &.. just not to par with the other cast.
Well they did get trunks' abridged va so they probably became bankruptted
Yeah I really like MasakoX as a content creator, but his Goku voice is just terrible for anything other than abridged.
@@babysinclairfan I prefer it since I love the Ocean dub Peter Kelamis voice for Goku more, and Sean Schemmel is terrible. Can't stand the guy.
This why you don't let Clowns make important choices....
Maybe he lacks vitamin D or something.
@@Golecom2 Goku was literally dropped on his head as a baby.
@@treyhelms5282 It was that "Happy accident" or wiping the whole planet clean of people for sale.
@@Golecom2 Yep. And the trope "GOOD IS DUMB" can be funny.
It's not nice to call mentally challenged people that
What we've learned:
Goku is capable of traveling through universes and time
Chi Chi's voice is threatening enough to scare even cell
"Goku im scared" is a highlight for me
I mean, she WAS trained by the legendary housewife known as Octopus.
@@bruhbrat9038 shit is this some DB Classic reference I'm not far enough into the series to get yet?
we also learned that goku has done this before
I mean…He possessed Goku’s and Gohan’s genes, so….
The way Trunks says "I just fixed all this", give this poor man a break.
Goku Black: *"Hey."*
Trunks: "Hey Goku-- Ah, shit."
"Come ON Goku, I just fixed this, for Kami's-"
"Oh, okay, okay! I won't drop him off here." -PSHOW-
"Thank god... Okay... now the future can-"
"Hey"
"Goddammi- Wait, when did you change out your clothes?"
"Since I decided I was going to kill all ningen."
"Oh, okay. God fucking dammit."
That Goku voice is on point
Scarily on point
Eh I still like Masako and Masako
Thanks man
Right? Like holy shit
Yeah that is a PERFECT Sean Schemmel my god I think we found THE NEXT Sean Schemmel aka big dawg goku👍👍👍👍
The fact that Chi Chi is unfazed by Goku just teleporting with an exploding enemy is everything.
the "goku I'm scared" line got me rolling
The line at 1:50 makes me think she already had to deal with those kind of situations, which makes it even funnier
@@nickspencerfishingrodd2383 Well she had to deal with guys in spandex kidnapping her son to a snake kid, going to the underworld to stop a furnace from killing her dad.
Chi Chi's dealt with enough of this by now. Plus we need to remember that woman can be outright terrifying on her own.
@@Tkokatok
Whoever voiced Goku deserves a fuckin medal. That shit is *spot on.*
10/10 VOICE
I went and watched the actual scene after this, and this is way better voiced.
Kal is an absolute beast at voicing Goku. You should all check out his fandubs
@@lewisstrongofficial reply to me so i get the notification to remind me lol
@@TheKingOfRooks hey go do that thing I'm reminding you to do
1:57 Goku's instant transmission relies on locking onto distinct energy signatures, meaning either Goku has encountered Chris Chan before, or Chris just has an exceptionally high power level
Sonichu
Oh God no...
Those orphans must have some crazy power within them 😅
@@rmwightthat makes me wonder how strong a discord mod would be for one and an orphan are not so different
Its an immensely foul power signature
Goku popping back to basically say “I am going to kill multiple people.” Absolutely slayed me.
Not just that- he popped back in to say “I am going to kill multiple orphaned children.” And then left again. This video is gold.
Slayed you...?
I don't think that's how anyone uses that word
@@judesliggoo I’ve definitely seen it used like that before. Way back in 1988 in Who Framed Roger Rabbit, too, so it’s not a recent thing.
@@judesliggooI mean at one point in time it was another word for kill
You know if Ash was allowed to capture Cell, the ball would've contained the explosion.
Damn you, Brock and put the knife down
I mean technically he did in Pokémon Abridged
Imagine a bomb squad in the pokemon universe who diffuses explosives by exploding them in pokeballs
@@62cky4powerthirst I mean... isn't that what the Pokemon protagonists do in-game *every time* they're attacked by wild Gravelers?
One of the Pokemon Manga's disproved that
They caught a giant Hunter, in a giant pokeball... and it still exploded and escaped.
@@aienma6660 But was the blast contained?
1:30 "Do you think we can just go home" I really felt Gohan's despair in that line. Props to the VA.
It’s paired even better by the absolute joy in Goku’s reply
"brock why did you start carying a pocket knife?"
" it makes me feel powerful"
cracks me up every time
BROCK PUT THE f*cking KNIFE DOWN
Hey i heard you're strong
In canon, Cell said he had one minute before he exploded but now here he’s taking nearly four minutes. Must’ve gotten his ability to tell time from Freeza’s cells.
@monkeytime5872I thought the joke was he teleported to the future again
@monkeytime5872but cell exploded in the school
Or ya know they are moving at super speed
@@lastson5014must be talking at superspeed too
@@starkiller1289 yes.
Chi-Chi's VA absolutely killed it. Keep her on speed dial, because the rest of your output will benefit from her contributions.
not wonder woman though
She is the TFS Chi Chi Voice Actress 😂
That one video where he finally got a voice actress for one part but still did the lack of voice actress joke fucking *slayed* me
Shes got a whole channel dawg
*nods in lack of voice actress*
There's something about Vegeta's line delivery of "Oh f * c k" and realizing the severity of the situation that just gets me
Same. The fact that he cares about orphans at all lmao
@@willtreaty2634Maybe cuz he is one
@Eternalverse636 Gonna need a Senzu for that one.
@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 Nah he's gonna need his daddy for that
2:58 this piccolo delivery killed me
Fr😂😅😂
2:16 "Brock what are you... Put the fucking knife down!"
This bit had me laughing so bad
Same with trunks and Goku black
Scrolled looking for this 😂 I had to pause the video, I was laughing so hard
Agreed
I just bought two Lionsteel (a flipper and a fixed blade) and a We Knife, I'm so going to be doing that same thing when they arrive.
@@devildante9Lionsteel fixed blades are on another level for the price, anything of theirs designed by Molletta is a home run. I was lucky enough to buy 2 of their knives in their home shop in beautiful Maniago, worth every cent (leather sheaths could be better, though).
Kaiser’s reprising his role as Trunks. Always an unexpected, but welcome surprise.
Makes a man shed a tear
@@maruwatchesyou8281tru that
Especially when you know he didn't wanna play Trunks because he thought (and still thinks) he wasn't good enough
@@floricel_112really?! At times he sounds better than the OG actor. More alive. That's funny.
@floricel_112
Kaiser: "Man... my Trunks just isn't the best."
Any RUclipsr doing a video with Trunks in it: "Hey man! Can you voice Trunks in my video?!?!?! Please, PRETTY PLEASE?! Your voice for him is SO GOOD!!!
The fact that he was still looking for some places for cell after a DECADE is saying something
Bro's bomb was taking way too long to explode💀
Goku didn't eat didn't drink was at super saiyan for 7 years didn't sleep didn't sit he touched cell for all this time he stayed with the same clothes he didn't shower but hi at least he came to his son's first day at school... and the last
The fact you got some of Team Four Star to voice the characters again is incredible
Cell saying “Goku I’m scared” with genuine fear in his voice was too good
There’s not a single soul that isn’t scared of chi chi
@@Mohamed-nc3ye I think frieza wouldn't be scared of chi chi
@@darkclaws1234567891 he will
@Mohamed-nc3ye oh right I forgot chi chi knows the kaioken
@@darkclaws1234567891 she knows ultra instinct she just doesn’t show it
Goku: “So, are you going to explode or what…”
Cell: “I’m trying, I’m TRYING! I’ve never actually tried this before, it’s my first time!”
So Goku was his first
@@nyawrgurasapostle5730He was into him in the team four star version.
@@hunterlg13and the original
The worst thing is his first time was going to be with gohan
@@raiden_439a 6 year old with a grudge against an 11 year old and his dad
Brock’s soulless smile as he raised and lowered the knife is the best part
Hearing an anime-accurate Goku voice is so weird after watching DBZA so much
Real
And even funnier since JJ got the TFS voice actors for Trunks and Chi Chi in this video.
The fact that even Cell is scared of Chi-Chi is absolutely hilarious 😂
Well,he does have goku dna in him
@@iloveiceberglettucetbh chi-chi has as well
@@lyingcorn ayo wtf
@@joker_17sajad71 am I wrong tho?
@@lyingcornyou kinda are, she “HAD” goku’s dna
Cell being scared of Chi-Chi’s wrath made me laugh more than it should have
Well, he is part Goku and Gohan, so it's instinct at this point for them.
Goodbye Toriyama…
For what it’s worth, the happiness he brought for everyone was inspiring for me…
Rest In Peace
I love how goku's voice gets progressively higher as it gets closer to four star territory.
I would've prefered the other way, like in SSJ9K's vids Goku's voice gets serious when something serious is about to happen or when he's SSJ3
@@ricardonb6375 "I like your funny words, magic man"
@@Tafuki How Many Scoops?
Literally everything about this video is amazing. The voice acting, the joke itself, but the ending with Yamcha really got me for no reason at all, because I can totally imagine Yamcha doing volunteer work in his spare time
Yamaha doing an objectively great thing, yet still stumbling into (almost?) making things worse, and probably blamed for it. The curse of being Yamcha
I mean, it is a good alternative to being cannon fodder on the front lines.
In DBZA he finally won in the end by becoming the best baseball player ever, getting booted of the team but becoming a multimillionaire with his own restaurant chain, it's kinda heartwarming.
@Mazaroth when they explained to him that he was getting that tremendous severance pay and he asked, "Wait, is this a win?..." then they replied, "You do nothing but win." That hit us right where we live.
@@Mazaroth Damn right, he won what he wanted most.
“Yeah that’s where I’m going”
This line had me dying. 10/10 this is a instant Solid jj classic
Had the kids dying too
bruh 💀 💀 💀
Ok
What the fu-*dragon bal Z opening (or ending card idk) intensifies*
you cant be dying of laughter unless you were laughing for 30 minutes straight, and I doubt that you're humor is a broken as your IQ and face.
2:58 This gets me every time!!!🤣🤣🤣
Even Vegeta being shocked of the idea about the orphanage is crazy lol
The fact that Goku not only heard what Krillin said after teleporting to the orphanage, took the time to teleport back, CONFIRM Krillin's suspicions and then go back TO the orphanage fucking *SLAUGHTERS* me
It slaughters the orphans too
Now this is where the fun begins!
@@paulinefox5381 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
" fucking SLAUGHTERS me" 🤓
@@lello2031get your baby pictures out of my comment section
Goku is a hero, he reunited all those orphans with their parents in heaven.
Mmh tasty orphans
How do you know the parents aren't in the Home For Infinite Losers?
@@user-ry4fj8wx1xWell who knows mabey at least a couple orphans went down there
He did not. Cell was still not exploded 7 years later so he didn’t kill the orphans
@@user-ry4fj8wx1x Not evil enough, they're just in regular Hell.
3:23
"Yeah, That's where I'm going."
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Laughed so hard!😂
WHAT THE FU-
😂😂😂😂😂
The quick cut to Goku Black killed me
I like the way Chi-Chi specifically says not to bring " *Guests* that are capable of exploding" so Chiaotzu isn't allowed in Chi-Chi's house.
Bummer for him
Or Vegeta
@@estioneseminecraftgaming2706 Correct me if I'm wrong but I believe that neither Chiaotzu nor Vegeta have ever visited Goku's house so that does track.
As well as kami because of that one scene from the dead zone....
...wait chi chi doesn't allow GOD in her house 🤣
@@the_wooden_bear kami is fused with piccolo so does that mean by extension, Piccolo is banned from Goku’s house?
Brocks" It makes me feel powerful" made me laugh for 5 min straight.
Holy shit the range of voice acting on this channel is superb. You managed to capture Goku's serious, cool voice and his goofy, higher pitched voice
The fact he didn't detonate after 7 years... That's crazy. But even still, when even Vegeta says "Oh fuck" to someone's else's screw up... You know it's BAD. Great job Yamcha!
hey, at least those orphans didn't explode. Only everyone in Gohan's highschool did!
@@dotjpg7783and the orphans and everyone else on the planet
@@Deathmare235oh yeah ... um
At least those orphans didn't die *first* !!
@@dotjpg7783 they had entire extra milliseconds of life
So yeah, mission accomplished!
It technically wasn’t seven years since his instant transmission technique evolved and he could navigate both time and space as evident when he went to the future and Trunks said “he’s already dealt with this” and Goku Black shows up
Goku just thinking of places to blow to hell as a sacrifice is truly the same as him being a father.
Lowkey why not send him to, like, Jupiter or something?
@@therealchaosguy Seriously. On his flight from Yardrat to Earth, he had to have seen some uninhabited asteroid or moon he flew by. Or some other planet in the solar system.
@@therealchaosguy He can only teleport to places that have Ki signature as in some form of life so it can't be uninhabited
I mean he could just blow up Ura- wait nvm
@@YTdelsCmts4NoRsn lol
Goku's difficulty of finding a safe place for cell explode at and mysterious ability of hearing other people's conversation while being present is priceless!😄
When it hit the "How has he not detonated already"
That's what got me
2:53 the absolute 180 switch from happy to pissed off in less than half a second destroyed me
and amazingly in character.
Gotta perfect how to do that when Goku’s your friend/family
This is canonically the furthest we got in the DBZA timeline
Well there's DragonShortZ and HFIL. Honestly I'm fine with that, especially since that format provides complete freedom and doesn't use footage for Toei to nuke them for
Good news, there's the buu bits now!
1:22 the delivery on “KAKAROOOOOTTTTT” absolutely slays me and im not sure why
Hearing Kaiser's Trunks after all this time made me so happy.
Brock's pocket knife has to be my favorite one-off bit ever.
😂😂😂 that one had me too that grin
100%
Lmao, Goku Black showing up got me.
same here that was so out of fucking unexpected and I love it
Poor Future Trunks really can just not catch a fucking break ever.
Goku Black: "Hey."
Trunks: "Hey Goku- Aw shit!"
I love how with both Solid jj and TFS the Cell Games take place on a Sunday.
I think it was Saturday. Cell told Saitama it would be on Saturday
Crazy that Scott ever doubted his Trunks. Best unofficial performer of that character hands down.
Yeah if KaiserNeko ever doubts about his Trunks voice ever again, this nails it. I thought he did an excellent job.
Literally! Every Dragon Ball shitpost I see that isn’t TFS, ALWAYS has Scott voicing Trunks. ALWAYS.
I JUST NOTICED THAT
Fr fr
I think even Chris Sabat approves of Scott's voice work with Trunks, which is very impressive.
I just love how Piccolo goes from giving a heartfelt speech to " you absolute piece of shit"
That was Gold hey 😅😅
Cell: Goku, I am scared....
Gohan: Maybe I should bring Mom more.
Chi-Chi not immediately yelling when Goku showed up with a living bomb is honestly scarier than I imagine.
This Goku voice is surprisingly spot on and that Chris Chan bedroom made me laugh more than it should.
Honestly he should have left him in Chris's room.
@@switchplayer1016 I don't think we want another dimensional rift opening.
@@switchplayer1016It's a canon event, unfortunately. The room stays...😅
@@switchplayer1016 The risk of Chris' Sonichu medaillion absorbing the explosion's energy is way too great. He can't be trusted with that power
"Goku I'm scared" gets me every time
Same boat pal 😂
Deez nuts
MY MAN KAISER!!! 2:35
Bro KAL nailed it on the Goku impression. It feels so close to the real one.
Okay this whole skit is awesome but Cell saying "Goku I'm scared 🥺" just sent me 😂
The split-second of Goku Black REALLY got me.
Really got Future Trunk's entire timeline as well.
@@VKattou Now Trunks needs to find Reverse Flash before things get too out of hand with Goku Black.
@@Horatio786think he’s not gonna mess it up more?
same lmao
I just finished the DLC for Dragon ball z kakarate, and this is what I was thinking about after Trunks finish cell
3:32 the build-up to this is just **chef's kiss** _perfect_
Kaiser showing up to voice trunks brought me so much joy. Love his voice for trunks
SolidJJ gonna bring the whole DBZA cast at this point, good fucking work man :)
He's gonna trick them into making the Buu Saga
@@somegoodsoup7008 If he manages it, he's getting patreon money from me.
But it's meant to be funny.
@@somegoodsoup7008I'm hoping for it!
@@somegoodsoup7008 It.. kinda happened?
I would have loved to see them pop into the Hall of Justice for a few seconds and confuse the hell out of the Superfriends.
Wait that’s actually a good idea
He could ask Batman how to get rid of a bomb.
@@chorus151 If only Goku had prep time...
Holy shit KALSKingdom really nailed Goku's voice.
2:56 when goku teleported back he brought even piccolo's turban back in time
So they can afford Sean Schemmel to voice Goku, but can't afford some voice actor for Wonder Woman? Wow, straight up priorities here
Idk, isnt the joke that she doesnt have a voice actor?
@@youtubestudiosucks978 yes that was the joke
It's not Sean Schemmel though
[complains in lack of voice actress]
@@Ethan-wr2osit's a joke due to the guy sounding almost exactly like Sean
This is the closest we'll ever get to ever getting another DBZ abridged and I appreciate it very much... 😭😭😭
Trunks vs silver death battle
VA work was top tier, especially for Goku & trunks. Goku's voice is hard to get precise, and that was fairly close. I'm extremely impressed by the work here. :3
SolidJJ keeping the spirit of DBZA alive
The fact Goku has been teleporting for several years and cell didn't explode has got me cracking up so bad 😂😂
Chill man, it's the first time cell tries to self destruct, he still doesn't get the catch of it
He teleported into he future twice
@@GhostWithAGun69 It will also be the last-
The instant transmission resets the detonation animation so he has to wait the minute again
I just love how immediately resignedly Piccolo said "We're all going to die."
And when he's saying how great of a Warrior Goku is and that he'd be proud of Gohan only for Goku to come back and Piccolo to say "YOU ABSOLUTE PIECE OF SHIT"
The Solid jj expanded universe is taking shape.
I like how he teleports almost a decade into the future and still recognizes his son. Good dad eh?
This means Goku can survive with nothing to eat or drink for TEN YEARS as long as he thinks it's part of a fight
Unless he just skipped ahead into the future. Like he did with Trunks
He could of ordered food and drinks whenever he was hungry or thirsty.
He traveled across galaxies and literal time. I feel like…let’s address that first.
1:58 "Brock why did you start carrying a pocket knife?"
" *It makes me feel powerful* "
Brock's tired of the rejections XD
Oop
This is DBZA tier quality content thanks for this
Getting KaiserNeko from TFS to be Trunks again is genius!!
Hearing DBZA Trunks and Prince Vegeta is the greatest thing I have ever heard
I didn't even thought about how awesome this is 😂. My brain was just like, 'yup, that's the usual voices, nothing unusual here' 😅
@@ludwigvan3649same 😂
Trunks was the only DBZA actor.
@@Dralisethchi chi
@@Crackedcripple
*_Ahem_* Trunks was the only DBZA actor.
1:52 "goku im scared"
Chi chi is very creepy tbh
Lmao, you guys are pretty good. The voices are spot on, I'd say. Hope u continue this!
Man, this feels like a cut scene from DBZA. Well done.
Made me appreciate the abridged VA coming to voice Trunks in this
Vegeta saying "I dunno. Is anybody else is hungry?" is something I never thought I needed😂😂😂
3:51 They had *so* much time to figure out what to do with cell, maybe tossing him off the planet, maybe from king kai's planet into hell? but in DBZA Goku fashion he pops up to say hi to Gohan while bringing Cell with him because why not.
Man, seeing you blow up in popularity and keeping it up with these hilarious videos, it's all really a sight to see
3:48 This is canonically why there is no DBZA season 4
Yes. Also screw you for cutting off the end of the timed comments.
3:49 D DAD
@@howaboutnomate What are you, the joke police?
@@NerdMiGerd *No.... That would be your mo-*
Wait, this was a joke?
Oh yeah, now I get it
My bad
I was so confident that Cell was going to detonate at a Japanese city in a special time period
"Woah look 2 suns!"
Oh mate...
😂🤦😂😭😓
1945
"Here comes the sun..."
@@guillermocalvillo4915 Dodododo. And I say we are so fucked (boom)
This is my all-time favorite Solid JJ video now, every line delivey is just incredible
Im getting tfs vibes from this video. Keep up the good work jj
I started laughing at 'Goku I'm Scared".
It's been 10 minutes. I still haven't stopped.
Sacred huh?
@@KingNoctisLucis I was typing while laughing in fits., Typoes happen
Love the Chichi voice and how relaxed she is about Goku bringing Cell into their house.
She scares everyone.
“Goku im scared.”
This is a DBZA tier parody/scenario. I'm filled both with a happiness that I didn't think I'd encounter again and a sadness that DBZA is over.
Absolutely spot on. Amazing work!
This entire skit had me on the floor especially goku black appearing.
"Hey Goku....ah, shit." 😂
The ending had me legitimately wheezing.
I like how he popped back up and said thats where im going and left xD
“Goku im scared” had me rolling 🤣
2:43 that was my favorite joke by far XD
Oh look it's Zamasu I mean Goku black lol
@@MDAnthony4342:45 OH SHIT
Cell's really afraid of Chichi is just on point XD
Cell: "Goku I'm scared"
Never thought id ever hear cell say those words 🤣