Eddy Merckx is now Remco Evenepoel's Official Ball Licker

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  • Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024
  • Eddy Merckx is getting closer to losing his mind every day. After criticizing Remco Evenepoel ad nauseam, suddenly, when the Belgian wins two Olympic golds in Paris 2024, the dinosaur Eddy suddenly becomes Remco's best friend. We put context to this story and make it clear that Eddy Merckx is the greatest gold digger in cycling history.

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  • @cyclinghighlights
    @cyclinghighlights  Месяц назад +4

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  • @jaysparc
    @jaysparc Месяц назад +28

    Just imagine if he took up break dancing. Could have had 3 Golds.

    • @cyclinghighlights
      @cyclinghighlights  Месяц назад +2

      He deserves that

    • @nealm6764
      @nealm6764 Месяц назад

      The aussie dancer would have mopped the floor with him.

    • @TheNewOriginals450
      @TheNewOriginals450 Месяц назад +2

      @@nealm6764 Lol, oh yes, she was hilarious 🤣.

    • @jaysparc
      @jaysparc Месяц назад +2

      @@nealm6764 It's safe to say that she's probably the cleanest "athlete" alive today.

  • @garyh2100
    @garyh2100 Месяц назад +2

    This channel has become my primary source of all things cycling.

  • @incqbait_Ltd
    @incqbait_Ltd Месяц назад +4

    Uncle Cycling 'Ighlights - the real U.C.I , again another legendary episode.

  • @simonsaville9962
    @simonsaville9962 Месяц назад +2

    "...a kick to the noble parts...". 🤣Gold, thanks for the laugh Uncle.

  • @savagepro9060
    @savagepro9060 Месяц назад +6

    Cleaner than ME, ME is Eddy's initials backwards, EM!

  • @Daiski87
    @Daiski87 Месяц назад +6

    Imagine being over 70 and bullying a 21yo

    • @nealm6764
      @nealm6764 Месяц назад +5

      The joy of my life!!!!! They don't call them the golden years for nothing.

  • @mattheweaton1420
    @mattheweaton1420 Месяц назад +4

    Wow, I didn't know that Axel and Dygert were family destroyers. Cycling is just one big doping mafia.

    • @flachi32
      @flachi32 Месяц назад +2

      Especially as his wife is way better looking.

  • @gmohk1567
    @gmohk1567 27 дней назад

    mr eddy doesnt critice , he advises, like all enlightened beings do, so the chosen one listened and has risen to eternal glory

  • @savagepro9060
    @savagepro9060 Месяц назад +4

    Remco, the Plaster of . . . Paris!

  • @backalleycqc4790
    @backalleycqc4790 Месяц назад +1

    Eddy Merckx, how I used to talk about his victories, the poster I had of him on my wall when I was in my 20s.

  • @flachi32
    @flachi32 Месяц назад +2

    Please explain the nicknames of Valverde and Indurain? One sounds like peaty and the other innervit. I NEED to know. Bless you!

    • @cyclinghighlights
      @cyclinghighlights  Месяц назад +6

      Enervit is a sponsor of Indurain and Piti is the name of the dog of Valverde in Ufe papers

  • @johnh1252
    @johnh1252 Месяц назад +2

    Beau Hamburger is a happy meal in France.

  • @user-lz4fu8ku3v
    @user-lz4fu8ku3v Месяц назад +8

    how to succeed in life, be a narcissistic psychopathic cheat. and then cling on until death. sad.

  • @nealm6764
    @nealm6764 Месяц назад +3

    @2:10 You know your boozing problem has gotten out of hand when you are sleeping off your benders in ravines amidst rubbish and poison oak while in full kit.

  • @jaysparc
    @jaysparc Месяц назад +2

    Always a Dane... what would we do with uncle cyclinghighlights?

  • @savagepro9060
    @savagepro9060 Месяц назад +6

    Elderly Murks

  • @savagepro9060
    @savagepro9060 Месяц назад +3

    When Eddy sees or seize Remco's Big Balls, he shouts . . . Oh, BULGE-ium!

  • @siyabulelatshali1012
    @siyabulelatshali1012 Месяц назад

    There's always a Dane. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ebckers
    @ebckers Месяц назад +1

    I'm Belgian and there hasnt been any "beef" between him and Remco.. "four years non-stop criticism", just complete bullshit. What has Merckx done to you?

  • @hisdadjames4876
    @hisdadjames4876 Месяц назад

    Yep, Eddy Merckx……my very first cycling hero….who turned out to be drug-assisted and now discredited, like pretty well all the rest of my cycling heroes🤷‍♂️

  • @andreaborgonovo3185
    @andreaborgonovo3185 Месяц назад +3

    As you once said: The anfetaminico Eddy Mercks 😂😂😂

  • @epersonmusic
    @epersonmusic Месяц назад

    EPO is in the middle of his last name..NOT. A. Coincidence!

  • @peterstricker158
    @peterstricker158 Месяц назад

    Remco must have human blood. Poggi’s alien blood may be strong but has less fatigue resistance so he was unable to ride the Olympics.

  • @alvarhausser6828
    @alvarhausser6828 Месяц назад +1

    Merckx tested positive 3 times in an era when a rider tested positve one of every 200 times that was on doped. Everyone is cleaner than him. Nowadays he would have been kicked out of the sport after the second time.

    • @cyclinghighlights
      @cyclinghighlights  Месяц назад +1

      That’s why we said Remco is cleaner. It’s obvious!

  • @nealm6764
    @nealm6764 Месяц назад +1

    I am shocked you missed the golden (teehee) opportunity to work in the Australian Olympic breakdancer who scored 0 points in this video to compare with Remco's equally impressive dance moves. Can we get a dance-off breakdown reaction to the 2 of them busting moves in the future? During a slow time in the off-season of course, so as not to interfere with celebrating any dopers victories.

  • @maxgrau9083
    @maxgrau9083 Месяц назад

    Dear Lord,
    Eddy is an untouchable person.
    Remco is a good man, and it's gratifying that he was successful at the Olympics.
    As for the Tour de Femmes, I am not aware if there are doping cases that need to be explained by you 😂
    The Vuelta is also on the agenda, and I can tell you who will be attending and what cocktails have been prepared here.

  • @kuanimal123
    @kuanimal123 Месяц назад +1

    Lowcost Lance sounds like Locust Lance. Kind of befitting since he plundered the sport like a locust plague

  • @diogoalmeida4793
    @diogoalmeida4793 Месяц назад +3

    why does he call him focusyn?

    • @cyclinghighlights
      @cyclinghighlights  Месяц назад +9

      TUE for ADHD

    • @ezron11
      @ezron11 Месяц назад +3

      I almost asked?😂😂😂😂

    • @rexmundi273
      @rexmundi273 Месяц назад +1

      Focusyn was an experimental drug created for the purpose of causing Attention Deficit Disorder-inflicted students to cope in class.

  • @MrBradfordchild
    @MrBradfordchild Месяц назад

    Eddy loves CAV too.

  • @Sills71
    @Sills71 Месяц назад

    Still he, and all the other racers, ride in the tremendous shadow of the greatest cyclist since Merckx... POGACAR. Races without Pog are more like a village race. Remco does great when Pog does not race...

  • @zingz314
    @zingz314 Месяц назад

    Why is the yellow wrist band seller called 'low cost'? is it because of that cheap yellow thing? or is it because he created a more systematic way of taking juice doing blood work and all those, effectively making it low cost for all?
    do you think the purple face swimming team followed his routines? or are they on sth totally different?
    last min change of bike in Paris. if the puncture was staged, could that change hide sth that might shock the world, things could generate power from battery for example...?

  • @alexgonzalezMI
    @alexgonzalezMI Месяц назад

    Wow I didn't realize Chloe was dating Axl. That's kinda gross...

    • @cyclinghighlights
      @cyclinghighlights  Месяц назад +1

      Love is for everyone
      Nothing against that, we only talk about how endogamic is pro cycling world

  • @THE_HMRC
    @THE_HMRC Месяц назад +2

    18:15 Your advice is well intentioned, but....Come on.....When your nickname is THE CANNIBAL, what do you expect? Remco wants to be liked by the greatest doped....errrr....winningest cyclist in history.....The cannibal, by nature, uses EVERYONE for his economical and social interests (his own kids included)....He literally 'eats up' all attention for himself, and hates to share it......whether on the bike, selling bikes, being around people who ride bikes. He is THE CANNIBAL.

  • @roberterdei8627
    @roberterdei8627 Месяц назад +1

    Why is he crying in almost every single photo..?

    • @tcrvrs
      @tcrvrs Месяц назад +3

      Gen Z.

    • @nealm6764
      @nealm6764 Месяц назад

      @@tcrvrs I am glad we got to see Sonny Cobrelli rolling around in the wet grass of the velodrome, while sucking his thumb and crying like an 8-year-old girl whose pet turtle was just found floating on its back in the fish tank, after winning PR. It made his sudden medical retirement that much more easy to handle.

    • @orbifold4387
      @orbifold4387 Месяц назад +1

      Low testosterone.

    • @savagepro9060
      @savagepro9060 Месяц назад

      "Why is he crying in almost every single photo..?" -->>> Cavendish broke his record, and it's not like he can ever make a come back! He can try though!

    • @nealm6764
      @nealm6764 Месяц назад

      @@savagepro9060 I think he was talking about Remco.

  • @Avianthro
    @Avianthro Месяц назад

    Well, maybe someday Remco will also be a dinosaur, eh? Remember too that dinosaurs, due to their size, will do what they want to do. So, let Eddy be the dinosaur for now. He earned it.

    • @cyclinghighlights
      @cyclinghighlights  Месяц назад +1

      Then we’ll be dinosaurs too and we won’t care about nothing dude

    • @Avianthro
      @Avianthro Месяц назад

      @@cyclinghighlights Yup, that's right, and some of us will already be fossils.

    • @abdul-kabiralegbe5660
      @abdul-kabiralegbe5660 Месяц назад

      Funny you should talk about dinosaurs given your username contains "avian" which refers to birds which are the closest living relatives of dinosaurs.🤔

    • @Avianthro
      @Avianthro Месяц назад +1

      @@abdul-kabiralegbe5660 Hahaha...Yes, that's right and I too am one of those nearly extinct dinosaurs, though not in Eddy's class.

  • @eless3543
    @eless3543 Месяц назад +1

    He loves me...he loves me not. Or, whichever way the wind is blowing as long as it blows toward the $ pot so too will the hangers on.

  • @MrDominicharrison
    @MrDominicharrison Месяц назад +2

    Episode about mainly Belgium riders, but there’s always a Dane 🤣🤣🤣 And a pic of low cost thrown in 🤣🤣🤣
    If Remco really did have ADHD then cycling would be plenty enough treatment, it just amazes me he’s allowed to get away with prescribed amphetamines

    • @cyclinghighlights
      @cyclinghighlights  Месяц назад +2

      A lot of sportsman have that ADHD TUE
      It’s a shame but exists

    • @MrDominicharrison
      @MrDominicharrison Месяц назад +2

      @@cyclinghighlights I’ve been suspecting it’s the entire peloton. Same with Athens Olympics where 85% of athletes had ‘asthma’ so cud take the then banned salbutamol, plus of course corticosteroids!

  • @jawndoekck
    @jawndoekck Месяц назад +1

    What a mess.

  • @WoolWhichReds
    @WoolWhichReds Месяц назад +3

    Wow, the respect or lack there of … what is amazing to see is when that Fraudulent piece of work that cheated his way right through his career. You know Lance Armstrong opening his pie hole once again at this years Tour….

  • @MrWrob32
    @MrWrob32 Месяц назад +1

    Merckx gives me the creeps

  • @anonjp-f7r
    @anonjp-f7r Месяц назад

    Better cycling performance thru amphetamines