50% of this video is stuff Tom would actually say in character and the other 50 is stuff he wouldn’t… And the fact that we don’t know which is what frightens me
yes, this is actually based on one of the original unproduced scripts. nobody knew what the writer was on about though. i think he was institutionalised.
Please make more of these this is fantastic. It's somehow a perfect parody of the show while also feeling completely unique. More entertaining and interesting than anything the show has done in more than half a decade.
therapist: the AI-generated Tom Baker/Peter Capaldi hybrid abomination isn't real and can't hurt you the AI-generated Tom Baker/Peter Capaldi hybrid abomination: 0:02
Instead of Tom “Dr. Four” Baker, it should have been Colin “Dr. Six” in this episode. I mean the premise of the episode is that he throws hands, and Six is full of aggression and violence.
"Public school supression is as pent up as a white dwarf. And I watched it all go super nova." I don't know why and how this ended up in my feed ... but thank the doctor it did. Edit: This keeps popping up in my feed and as a "watch next" recommendation after videos, daily ... I'm not complaining.
@@xavierwalko4175 Oh, the BBC Books-published Eighth Doctor Adventures got pretty crazy as well, with lots of Ascended Fans turning into pro-writers and going "we've got your time-travel stories *right here*!!" Anyway, Faction Paradox was a cult of renegade Time Lords who headquartered in the eleven days that the UK lost when they switched to the Gregorian Calendar in 1752. They had a whole multi-book arc in which they were trying to recruit Eight by making him change his personal history so that the regeneration from Three to Four happened totally differently than in "Planet of the Spiders". It gets wackier from there, but eventually a quantum waveform collapse shunts the Faction into their own independent novel series, and the upcoming War in Heaven (against a never-named and ever-shifting Enemy) gets retconned into the Last Great Time War we know with the Daleks edited into the gap. At least I *think* that's how it went down.
I'm just trying to work out what's more disturbing: an AI Tom Baker who seems to be channeling Jeremy Clarkson doing an "Earthling" era style David Bowie Haiku Rap with a face which looks troublingly like an octaganarian Paul Hardcastle OR Baker's guest appearance in "Remington Steele" which I instinctively think somehow was the inspiration for this whole thing! ?????????????????????????????????
Tennantish Linguistics: **abominational babble as the bot revs the lyrics** Wibbly Wobbly Bingle Bongle Dingle Dangle, Timey-Wimey Carol Smiley, Wobbly Doo-Dah Yappity-Yap-Yap-Yap, Blibbity-Bloppity Mr. Blobbity, Dandelion & Burdock *Rupert Murdoch, BBC BBD SMD,10th Doctor 69th Doctor, Rassilon Fassyh*le, Suck my Dalek Cybernaut, Cyberman Michael Grade, Russell T. Davies, Jane Tranter Top Banter, Phil Collinson Nick Robinson, Prince Andrew, Mavis Nicholson: *I REGENERATED WITH AN OVERDOSE OF ADRENALINE AND NOW I CANNOT SWEAT.*
It is NOT the bot, but the deleted scenes that made most of this ranting possible ("Family of Blood" and some nice interviews about meeting the show-runners)
OK who here has Tom Baker in their sphere of influence and can get him to do a Reacts type video to this? That would complete the world. I can only imagine him going "no, no, no. that's not right... it would definitely have been phrased as !"
i'm p*ssing myself now, thank you for this. in the abstract, i wouldn't want the above to exist but it seems that's gone and done bloody happened innit.
The AI is terrible, but the script is fantastic. I love the voice that's very eerily similar to Tom Baker. Right down to the pub crawl and sweary bits. And kicking out ten. Wonderful stuff. All of it. Tom Baker is still the best Doctor.
-A Henry hoover I couldn't outmanoeuvre (0:30) -A bygone Zygon (2:37) -so I crank open this crusty door that screamed like a nutter from Broadmoor (1:30) Somehow the mere existence of rhyme makes this all the better for me
Considering Tom Baker has done more Big Finish audios than his entire on-screen era combined, it's no wonder the AI sounds so close given the sheer amount of material to train with.
So I was cruising down Alpha Centauri in the 6 4 that is my TARDIS when suddenly a temporal rift took hold. And my temporal rift I'm talking temporal rift. That is to say, tempers got too high in the universe and we all got to squeeze in gats like maniacs. I looked in the mirror like "f*cking hell what's become of me?". I'm basically a Dalek now, just a bit better looking if you catch my... STELLAR drift. This is what life does to ya and I'm only 750 years old. Full-blown quarter life time crisis... And then bang, this huge wormhole appeared and sucked me in like a henry-hoover that I couldn't outmanoeuvre. Was twinstin' and turning; and rumblin' and tumblin' cloister bell was hollering and I couldn't clock for what. I had zero interests in this scenario but such scenarios are sold in my control. The fortunate thing is it got me out of a sticky situation with some... outer rim Judoon who I admittedly screwed over but I wasn't in the mood for... taking accountability if you get me. With a bish bash bosh and a flash bang wallop, I dun crash-landed against my will in some location or another... I pulled up the little device and with a beep bop boop it told me I was in London. I thought to myself "Christ I'm a f*cking magnet for these sides..." I'm supposed to be this adventurer of the universe but my universe tends to be either Westminister or a quarry in Wales. This is so low budget I can't even tell you (Master, *Robot dog beeps and gen alpha slang*) K9 started harping on and I had to tell him to jam his hype lest I put him down (Sorry master) Honestly, I'm not in the mood for protocol, I just wanna avoid everything and wait for this to blow over. But alas, blow over it would not, Time to face the music, time to face this... crusty beat. So I crank open this crusty door which screamed like a nutter from Broadmoor. A blaze of orange light I could've sworn up and down I was regenerating. Took a quick second to me to regain focus, vision clears and lo and behold I'm surrounded by a chorus of faceless automatons. The bloomin' nestene consciousness is at it again. (Excuse me, sir, you are intruding this place of governance, this parliament is sacred. blah blah) They were half talking this nonsense I thought "Where's a bait ball fish when you need it?" I stand there trying to decode it. It must be some sort of ancient alien language but is such complete and total gobbelty sh*t that I'm starting to think it's made up. (blah blah our debates) I did some soul-searching and realised that this was probably a task pushed on me by the Gallifreyans. Ol' nestene has taken over and is soon to swallow up the whole galaxy, better nip it right in the bibbity butt So I said "Buckle up you ciggity c*nts prepare to be slain like Desmond Swayne" I'll smack you so hard you'll be hearing *BOOMBITY BOOM* for weeks. I didn't even who... Desmond Swayne was the century he lived in I just wanted to be rhythmic with my verbal attacks. I soon realised it wasn't just the nestene consciousness making movements in this chamber, I saw plenty a creature I'm certain I defeated several millennia ago. A bygone zygon was lounging on the couch, and a silly Sontaran was stirring some shit in the corner. (Order! Order! order!) With some kind of space raptor or galactic crocodile chanting from a severntry position (Will the right honourable member for Gallifrey please withdraw the task of the term "Ciggity c*nts" a simple withdrawal would be sufficient) And that's when I clocked. I'm not in some intergalactic conference of cosmic monsters... I am literally in the House of Commons! But I said "Hold up, wait a minute... this doesn't quite add up. Because there's this big f*cking cyberman in the PM's seat over here I mean he has to be a bot" I thought blooming heck what's next anyway the geezer in front started getting lairy so I threw a hand or two and nec minute I'm brawling with all these clowns in this bicameral circus. There was simply too many men, too many many men so thought "Better call for backup with the absolute quickness..." CONTACT. CONTACT. (Contact!) (F*ck sake there's two of them!) I sat there knackered, In steady anticipation. By Rassilon's scr*nt I hope that this is the right bloke. (ERRRR BERRR NARR NARR) Oh no not you! (Wibbly Wobbly Bingle Bongle Dingle Dangle, Timey-Wimey Carol Smiley, Wobbly Doo-Dah Yappity-Yap-Yap-Yap, Blibbity-Bloppity Mr. Blobbity, Dandelion blah blah blah) when those doors opened, and that voice started to babble on about everything and nothing, I was consumed with... disappointment and dread. That brief, thrilling moment of optimism was sullied by the horror of gazing upon what I would become; Some gibbering jabbering lunatic. Something must've gone wrong in the regeneration cycle. (I REGENERATED WITH AN OVERDOSE OF ADRENALINE, AND NOW I CANNOT SWEAT.) Come on you out the f*cking way! I haven't got the patience for such incarnations. (LET GO OF ME, I USED TO BE YOU I'M HERE TO SAVE THE DAY I'M THE T-) I had to dispense with my future self as he was chewing the scenery more than cutting the mustard... HOOW WA- WANG!! YES! Get the hell out of my sight right now! Today please! The second right here! Please exit! Stage north! Do not pass go. Do not collect £200. (My god) Needless to say, things were a touch awkward in the chamber. In retrospect, perhaps I shouldn't have donkey-kicked him into the TARDIS. And Perhaps I should've de-materialised it instead of shooting it through the roof, but if perhaps if were hapeney were a dozen, I'd be richer than half the fruit cakes in this currently well-ventilated bakery. Anyway, I could tell Davros up there had a thing or two to say about the whole affair. (I ASK The unruly gentleman to remove himself from the chamber post-haste as flying knees are not permitted in this house. And by nature of their delivery, cannot be retracted) (That was a drop-kick, not a flying knee! Go back to Morelyn College yo-) (ORDERRR, F*ck yourself!) These jumped-up c*nts started splitting hairs on what type of clarde I bestowed on my counterpart. Sooner rather than later, the speaker dun vaulted himself over the dispatch box and expressed his fixation by the sum of two slaps. Then it all got out of hand to the point of no return. Public school repressioners as pent up as a white dwarf and I witnessed it all go supernova. I had to cut my way through the duppying, blookering and jookering to get to my TARDIS. This was too hot to handle and I had to press the emergency stop so... I kicked town the TARDIS door, Turned on K9's self-destruct and dooly lobbed him into the heart of the engine. (SODFNSDNIOJSNGSON) And bang. Instantaneous mini black hole. Now before you call me crazy, here was my logic: Better I go down with this ship and end it all here and now than to let these f*ckers run the show. Of course, I had the kind of instant regret someone gets after jumping from a skyscraper, but I had enough wear with all to ultimately accept it, and become one with the universe. And there, zoom. Like a South American dictator, we completely vanished. we completely f*cking vanished! Needless to say, I survived to tell the tale, but the tale of that's best told another time. Steven Moffat eat your *ss out
@@liamgunn4722 Although neither Capaldi nor Moffat particularly wanted to go down that road, a vocal segment of fandom was hoping that Twelve would adopt at least some of Malcom Tucker's saltier language from "The Thick of It"....
@@EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher step 1. be a doctor who fan. step 2. be severely neurodivergent (same thing?). step 3. be sleep deprived to the point of tripping out. step 4. ????!!!! step 5. wtf have i done.
"Take a look at this face, Doctor, 'cause one day yer gonna be shaving it! ...and then an aeon later you'll get it back, but you won't feel like shaving it. 'Cause that will mean facing yourself. ...I am so, so sorry. In advance." -- The Fourteenth Doctor, to any pre-Time War incarnation, probably.
tried to do the whole kit & kaboodal but lacked in the skillset department, so just banged on a keyboard with a doo-wee-oo. SOMEONE ELSE GET ON IT PLS. i'm talking asap. todayish.
I wanna see this as a series, like I would watch 20 of these in an afternoon if I could, this what A.I. should be used for, not big corporations using it to replace some employees but one person working alone using a it as a tool to tell a story and show it as easily as they can. This was funny as hell and I would love to see more.
This is the only acceptable use of AI bullshit. It's like the ultimate RTD bottle episode. Also how come I never heard of SM124 Productions before, as just from the name I absolutely should have done... likewise Carpenter Brut because they're clearly the inspiration behind Dubmood's "Force de Frappe" album. Thank you for these revelations.
for the former: their version of Howell's theme was a god-send. channel's been silent for a while. hope it fires back up. for the latter: i was playing Hotline Miami II: Wrong Number. the right song came on at the right level. it's a bloody symphony, and the level is insane. genius collaboration. thanks for the comment, means a great deal.
@@tahrey nononono, i'm talking Dennaton Games & Carpenter Brut. of course the track was composed (presumably) before the fact, but the marriage of the two is the bolt from the blue (in a big bad way).
@@TopCommoner i might be thinking of Hotline Miami 1 perhaps, idk, but it seemed there was pretty stiff competition amongst those in that kind of electro - ebm - chiptune - etc music scene who submitted tracks for consideration. Likely moreso after the success of the first game. So anything that got in must have been thought pretty special by the producers. (Dubmood did release their submission separately IIRC, maybe as a free/PWYW track, and it was quite the banger as a lot of their tunes are)
@@twitchswitchvideos Fact is that the new showrunner for Doctor Who is always gonna be disappoint somebody and be the bee's knees for another. That's the contract we sign up with this show.
When Capaldi was new people were saying stuff like "nothing's canon post Tennant". I bet in 10 years time people will be saying "nothing's canon post Ncuti" and so on and so on until the inevitable 69th Doctor, played by David Tennant, ends the show because as we all know in the year 5100 TV is outlawed.
@@wardjunior1450Objectively they did. You're probably just too young to remember. Speaking as someone who loved Capaldi from day one I can tell you for a fact that it was rough being in the fanbase back in 2014. I was there, I had to put up with people saying all those things about the 12th Doctor, so don't you come at me saying it didn't happen.
@@HOTD108_ there were American girls who said that he was old and wasn’t attractive enough and many of them left (not a big loss) and some remained and it was acknowledged in his first episode. People never said everything post tennant isn’t canon. That’s a lie.
50% of this video is stuff Tom would actually say in character and the other 50 is stuff he wouldn’t…
And the fact that we don’t know which is what frightens me
Obviously the stuff he wouldn't umus the sound effects.
This is Sydney Newman's original vision of Doctor Who
yes, this is actually based on one of the original unproduced scripts. nobody knew what the writer was on about though. i think he was institutionalised.
@@TopCommonerNow I wanna see a version of this with Willaim Hartnell instead of Tom Baker with a cameo of Jon Pertwee instead of David Tennant.
@@dr.hemmington7981 oh God. couldn't stop there though.
The script is so fucking funny and oddly well written that I can ALMOST forgive you for these terrifying ai art abominations
they're abominable... ABOMINABLE.
@@TopCommonerlike snowman
This is so good I want to start a petition to get Tom Baker to read this into a mic before he becomes one with the universe.
Fear and loathing in Space and Time
ahhh yes, the episode where the doctor tries crystal meth. My favourite
All his 22 temporal senses are going whack🤣
normally i'm not a fan of AI "art," but this... this is art.
This sounds like a story the 4th doctor would talk about and then gloss over to carry on the plot of the main episode🤣
"oh no not you" 🤣
this whole script is extracted from a deleted scene where doctor number 4 goes down the pub.
@@TopCommoner flashbacks to when he broke a stool over someone
@@themightybob fam can you link me this scene. i do not remember this.
@@TopCommoner oh god ill have to look for it, can't remember which episode it was in
@@themightybob i remember when he jumped out the window, which has the same amount of Simpsons-esque absurdity, but i cannae rembs the above.
"Honestly, I'm not in the mood for protocol" will be something I'll say at work more often
Without doubt my most favorite video of 2024
"A silly sontaran stirring up some shit in the corner" is the funniest thing ive heard all day
sontarans are silly bastards. wouldn't have 'em runnin a cathouse.
"Bygone Zygon"
"Jam his hype lest I put him down" lmfao
The bit about always being in london or a quarry cuts deep
Should be called "Dr Who Saves Britain for Real"
Please make more of these this is fantastic. It's somehow a perfect parody of the show while also feeling completely unique. More entertaining and interesting than anything the show has done in more than half a decade.
a lovely thing to say, ta muchly.
"I regenerated with an overdose of adrenaline, and now i can not sweat"😂😂😂
He absorbed the Time Vortex's surplus energy as Nine, and no-one's meant to do that!
This is like if Alan partridge was showrunner of doctor who
Who’s Alan Partridge?
@@jamesvanitas who's Warren Buffett?
@@jamesvanitas😅😅😅😅 are you American? Lol Alan Partridge is a legend in the UK
therapist: the AI-generated Tom Baker/Peter Capaldi hybrid abomination isn't real and can't hurt you
the AI-generated Tom Baker/Peter Capaldi hybrid abomination: 0:02
the doctor: "i wasnt in the mood for taking accountability. you get me?"
Instead of Tom “Dr. Four” Baker, it should have been Colin “Dr. Six” in this episode. I mean the premise of the episode is that he throws hands, and Six is full of aggression and violence.
And also knows a thing or two about corrupt legal systems
@@xavierwalko4175 Thanks to his encounter with the Knackersyard!
that's a bloody interesting point.
Don't forget that the 4th doctor once broke a stool over someone, he's definitely got that rate in him too
Yeah, this is less like Tom Baker as the Doctor and more like Tom Baker period.
We Need a full mashup of Le Perv and the doctor who theme, it goes so hard
that would be too much for planet Earth.
"Public school supression is as pent up as a white dwarf. And I watched it all go super nova."
I don't know why and how this ended up in my feed ... but thank the doctor it did.
Edit: This keeps popping up in my feed and as a "watch next" recommendation after videos, daily ... I'm not complaining.
He's not the messiah , he's a very naughty timelord.
Better than Chibnall and RTD2
If you exchange Tom Baker for John Hurt, you could make a decent case for this being one of the weirder points of the Time War.
Or use McGann and we could have a callback to The Eleven-Day Empire....
If you know, you know.😉
@@ryanhawe8234 No clue but that's your average Big Finish story except it will somehow spiral into G Gundam levels of crazy.
@@xavierwalko4175 Oh, the BBC Books-published Eighth Doctor Adventures got pretty crazy as well, with lots of Ascended Fans turning into pro-writers and going "we've got your time-travel stories *right here*!!"
Anyway, Faction Paradox was a cult of renegade Time Lords who headquartered in the eleven days that the UK lost when they switched to the Gregorian Calendar in 1752. They had a whole multi-book arc in which they were trying to recruit Eight by making him change his personal history so that the regeneration from Three to Four happened totally differently than in "Planet of the Spiders".
It gets wackier from there, but eventually a quantum waveform collapse shunts the Faction into their own independent novel series, and the upcoming War in Heaven (against a never-named and ever-shifting Enemy) gets retconned into the Last Great Time War we know with the Daleks edited into the gap. At least I *think* that's how it went down.
I'm just trying to work out what's more disturbing: an AI Tom Baker who seems to be channeling Jeremy Clarkson doing an "Earthling" era style David Bowie Haiku Rap with a face which looks troublingly like an octaganarian Paul Hardcastle
OR
Baker's guest appearance in "Remington Steele" which I instinctively think somehow was the inspiration for this whole thing!
?????????????????????????????????
this cracked me up.
Get the hell out of my sight right now, today please, the second right, please exit, stage north, do not pass go, do not collect £200. ($200)
These Christmas specials are really getting out of hand
This is so bloody well written! Marvellous concept of Dr Who landing in the House of Commons😂 and extremely funny too.
you da bestest.
Tennantish Linguistics:
**abominational babble as the bot revs the lyrics**
Wibbly Wobbly Bingle Bongle Dingle Dangle,
Timey-Wimey Carol Smiley,
Wobbly Doo-Dah Yappity-Yap-Yap-Yap,
Blibbity-Bloppity Mr. Blobbity,
Dandelion & Burdock *Rupert Murdoch,
BBC BBD SMD,10th Doctor 69th Doctor,
Rassilon Fassyh*le, Suck my Dalek Cybernaut,
Cyberman Michael Grade,
Russell T. Davies,
Jane Tranter Top Banter,
Phil Collinson Nick Robinson,
Prince Andrew,
Mavis Nicholson:
*I REGENERATED WITH AN OVERDOSE OF ADRENALINE AND NOW I CANNOT SWEAT.*
It is NOT the bot, but the deleted scenes that made most of this ranting possible ("Family of Blood" and some nice interviews about meeting the show-runners)
@@LisaBeta-42 bang on.
@@LisaBeta-42i have been busted. clocked. found-out if you will.
Doctor Who: One Struggle, One Cause
this is gold lol, the first 2mins was a bit efforty but after.. wee :D
That was a quality episode I must say
I can't stop rewatching this
"This is satire" Martin Scorsese
The version of the theme that starts around 6:10 is Metal AF
OK who here has Tom Baker in their sphere of influence and can get him to do a Reacts type video to this? That would complete the world.
I can only imagine him going "no, no, no. that's not right... it would definitely have been phrased as !"
he would roast this something fierce. looking forward to it.
Pay attention RTD. This is how it should be done.
It's like a mashup between a Chris Morris Blue Jam monologue and Tom Baker on speed.
i'm p*ssing myself now, thank you for this. in the abstract, i wouldn't want the above to exist but it seems that's gone and done bloody happened innit.
The AI is terrible, but the script is fantastic. I love the voice that's very eerily similar to Tom Baker. Right down to the pub crawl and sweary bits. And kicking out ten. Wonderful stuff. All of it. Tom Baker is still the best Doctor.
Lovely comment, thank you, and point duly taken on the jankery that is the AI. Much love sunshine!
Incredible. Absolutely loved the script and the AI art matches perfectly. Subbed.
-A Henry hoover I couldn't outmanoeuvre (0:30)
-A bygone Zygon (2:37)
-so I crank open this crusty door that screamed like a nutter from Broadmoor (1:30)
Somehow the mere existence of rhyme makes this all the better for me
Tnis is brilliant
This..... this was great.
This is... this is beautiful
I can see this episode being titled Mr. Smith Goes To Westminister
Sort of disturbing how much this AI sounds like Tom Baker, someone could think he actually said this
Considering Tom Baker has done more Big Finish audios than his entire on-screen era combined, it's no wonder the AI sounds so close given the sheer amount of material to train with.
@@HOTD108_ Yeah. Quite scary. Not a big fan of AI tech myself because who knows what it could be used for. Scary stuff really
@@HOTD108_ That and he's done a lot of quite unhinged cameos in other media...
Or maybe someone just brought him a couple of jars and a script .
This is the only time I am alright with generative ai. This is fantastic.
So I was cruising down Alpha Centauri in the 6 4 that is my TARDIS when suddenly a temporal rift took hold.
And my temporal rift I'm talking temporal rift.
That is to say, tempers got too high in the universe and we all got to squeeze in gats like maniacs.
I looked in the mirror like "f*cking hell what's become of me?". I'm basically a Dalek now, just a bit better looking if you catch my... STELLAR drift.
This is what life does to ya and I'm only 750 years old. Full-blown quarter life time crisis...
And then bang, this huge wormhole appeared and sucked me in like a henry-hoover that I couldn't outmanoeuvre.
Was twinstin' and turning; and rumblin' and tumblin'
cloister bell was hollering and I couldn't clock for what.
I had zero interests in this scenario but such scenarios are sold in my control.
The fortunate thing is it got me out of a sticky situation with some... outer rim Judoon who I admittedly screwed over but I wasn't in the mood for... taking accountability if you get me.
With a bish bash bosh and a flash bang wallop, I dun crash-landed against my will in some location or another...
I pulled up the little device and with a beep bop boop it told me I was in London. I thought to myself "Christ I'm a f*cking magnet for these sides..."
I'm supposed to be this adventurer of the universe but my universe tends to be either Westminister or a quarry in Wales.
This is so low budget I can't even tell you
(Master, *Robot dog beeps and gen alpha slang*)
K9 started harping on and I had to tell him to jam his hype lest I put him down (Sorry master)
Honestly, I'm not in the mood for protocol, I just wanna avoid everything and wait for this to blow over.
But alas, blow over it would not, Time to face the music, time to face this... crusty beat.
So I crank open this crusty door which screamed like a nutter from Broadmoor. A blaze of orange light I could've sworn up and down I was regenerating.
Took a quick second to me to regain focus, vision clears and lo and behold I'm surrounded by a chorus of faceless automatons.
The bloomin' nestene consciousness is at it again.
(Excuse me, sir, you are intruding this place of governance, this parliament is sacred. blah blah)
They were half talking this nonsense I thought "Where's a bait ball fish when you need it?"
I stand there trying to decode it. It must be some sort of ancient alien language but is such complete and total gobbelty sh*t that I'm starting to think it's made up.
(blah blah our debates)
I did some soul-searching and realised that this was probably a task pushed on me by the Gallifreyans.
Ol' nestene has taken over and is soon to swallow up the whole galaxy, better nip it right in the bibbity butt
So I said "Buckle up you ciggity c*nts prepare to be slain like Desmond Swayne"
I'll smack you so hard you'll be hearing *BOOMBITY BOOM* for weeks.
I didn't even who... Desmond Swayne was the century he lived in I just wanted to be rhythmic with my verbal attacks.
I soon realised it wasn't just the nestene consciousness making movements in this chamber, I saw plenty a creature I'm certain I defeated several millennia ago.
A bygone zygon was lounging on the couch, and a silly Sontaran was stirring some shit in the corner. (Order! Order! order!)
With some kind of space raptor or galactic crocodile chanting from a severntry position
(Will the right honourable member for Gallifrey please withdraw the task of the term "Ciggity c*nts" a simple withdrawal would be sufficient)
And that's when I clocked. I'm not in some intergalactic conference of cosmic monsters... I am literally in the House of Commons!
But I said "Hold up, wait a minute... this doesn't quite add up. Because there's this big f*cking cyberman in the PM's seat over here I mean he has to be a bot"
I thought blooming heck what's next anyway the geezer in front started getting lairy so I threw a hand or two and nec minute I'm brawling with all these clowns in this bicameral circus.
There was simply too many men, too many many men so thought "Better call for backup with the absolute quickness..."
CONTACT.
CONTACT. (Contact!)
(F*ck sake there's two of them!)
I sat there knackered, In steady anticipation. By Rassilon's scr*nt I hope that this is the right bloke.
(ERRRR BERRR NARR NARR) Oh no not you!
(Wibbly Wobbly Bingle Bongle Dingle Dangle, Timey-Wimey Carol Smiley, Wobbly Doo-Dah Yappity-Yap-Yap-Yap, Blibbity-Bloppity Mr. Blobbity, Dandelion blah blah blah)
when those doors opened, and that voice started to babble on about everything and nothing, I was consumed with... disappointment and dread.
That brief, thrilling moment of optimism was sullied by the horror of gazing upon what I would become; Some gibbering jabbering lunatic. Something must've gone wrong in the regeneration cycle.
(I REGENERATED WITH AN OVERDOSE OF ADRENALINE, AND NOW I CANNOT SWEAT.)
Come on you out the f*cking way! I haven't got the patience for such incarnations.
(LET GO OF ME, I USED TO BE YOU I'M HERE TO SAVE THE DAY I'M THE T-)
I had to dispense with my future self as he was chewing the scenery more than cutting the mustard...
HOOW WA- WANG!! YES! Get the hell out of my sight right now! Today please! The second right here! Please exit! Stage north! Do not pass go. Do not collect £200.
(My god)
Needless to say, things were a touch awkward in the chamber. In retrospect, perhaps I shouldn't have donkey-kicked him into the TARDIS.
And Perhaps I should've de-materialised it instead of shooting it through the roof, but if perhaps if were hapeney were a dozen, I'd be richer than half the fruit cakes in this currently well-ventilated bakery. Anyway, I could tell Davros up there had a thing or two to say about the whole affair.
(I ASK The unruly gentleman to remove himself from the chamber post-haste as flying knees are not permitted in this house. And by nature of their delivery, cannot be retracted)
(That was a drop-kick, not a flying knee! Go back to Morelyn College yo-)
(ORDERRR, F*ck yourself!)
These jumped-up c*nts started splitting hairs on what type of clarde I bestowed on my counterpart.
Sooner rather than later, the speaker dun vaulted himself over the dispatch box and expressed his fixation by the sum of two slaps.
Then it all got out of hand to the point of no return.
Public school repressioners as pent up as a white dwarf and I witnessed it all go supernova.
I had to cut my way through the duppying, blookering and jookering to get to my TARDIS. This was too hot to handle and I had to press the emergency stop
so... I kicked town the TARDIS door, Turned on K9's self-destruct and dooly lobbed him into the heart of the engine. (SODFNSDNIOJSNGSON)
And bang. Instantaneous mini black hole. Now before you call me crazy, here was my logic:
Better I go down with this ship and end it all here and now than to let these f*ckers run the show.
Of course, I had the kind of instant regret someone gets after jumping from a skyscraper, but I had enough wear with all to ultimately accept it, and become one with the universe.
And there, zoom. Like a South American dictator, we completely vanished. we completely f*cking vanished!
Needless to say, I survived to tell the tale, but the tale of that's best told another time. Steven Moffat eat your *ss out
you absolute gangster.
@@TopCommoner I concur.
@halt4565 you are a Mad Lad.
Just one question: How can Steven Moffat eat his own arse out? He must be very flexible.
@@CaptainBardiel *anyone who has contact with Steven Moffat: ask him how he does it.*
A series of audiobooks where Tom baker plays a more adult version of his doctor with stories told in a manor like this… this shit would sell
@@liamgunn4722 Although neither Capaldi nor Moffat particularly wanted to go down that road, a vocal segment of fandom was hoping that Twelve would adopt at least some of Malcom Tucker's saltier language from "The Thick of It"....
Incredible stuff honestly xD
Chris Chibnall can only wish he had this level of writing talent
**P E A K F I C T I O N**
This is my favorite episode of Doctor Who
Not a jelly baby insight! 🤣
That's the most full I've ever seen the place
Best episode since 1962
2:01 This is an actual quote from me on the English accent.
Art...true, rude, vulgar yet chad like Art.
We need to get this to Tom so he can actually read it out in his own voice
This is sensational
thank you my old china plate.
This is absolute brilliance
ta!
@@TopCommoner I have to ask, where did this come from? How did you get the idea for this?
@@EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher
step 1. be a doctor who fan.
step 2. be severely neurodivergent (same thing?).
step 3. be sleep deprived to the point of tripping out.
step 4. ????!!!!
step 5. wtf have i done.
Doctor Who if Guy Ritchie was showrunner
This is canon
The Christmas special we all need.
The Christmas Abrasion.
I have to watch this glorious nonsense again! Every moment was comedic gold!
Tom Baker old stylee Dr. Who kicks ass. Awesome!!!
wibbly wobbly bingle bongle dingle dangle timey wimey carol smiley wobbly dooda blabla yappity yap yap yap blippity bloppity Mr Bloppity
legit dialogue.
When Tennant turned up I thought, oh christ not you again. Still, better twist than blimmin' SUE TECH
Thats just pain talking. I miss Tennant.
Dave Ross. Simon Barman. Wee "Peng" Angell.
"Take a look at this face, Doctor, 'cause one day yer gonna be shaving it!
...and then an aeon later you'll get it back, but you won't feel like shaving it. 'Cause that will mean facing yourself.
...I am so, so sorry. In advance."
-- The Fourteenth Doctor, to any pre-Time War incarnation, probably.
Sutehk?
Please make more of these hahaha
Not entirely sure what to think about this
Also that Carpenter Burt/doctor who mix up is cool, I wonder how it sound like fully played?
tried to do the whole kit & kaboodal but lacked in the skillset department, so just banged on a keyboard with a doo-wee-oo. SOMEONE ELSE GET ON IT PLS. i'm talking asap. todayish.
@@TopCommoner I understand mate, still, practice makes perfect.
@@samjudge1240 absolutely sterling attitude. who "nose" - maybe for the next one.
I can definitely see Peter Capaldi saying this lot 😁
e-f***ing-nough. you need to learn when to shut your f***ing Androzani.
I wanna see this as a series, like I would watch 20 of these in an afternoon if I could, this what A.I. should be used for, not big corporations using it to replace some employees but one person working alone using a it as a tool to tell a story and show it as easily as they can. This was funny as hell and I would love to see more.
means a lot. thank you for this comment.
@@TopCommoner please make more, that video was a lot of fun
Damn, Doctor Who was wild in the 70s.
it was.
it really, really was.
The voice reminds me of Internet Historian, although it's probably not!
3:14 wait im sorry nek minnit? kiwi clocked lol
i could see this happening back then
Love this. Is this happening next week?
2:43 Samuel "Space Raptor" Beckett in for a cameo I see
a better storyline than most of the latest stuff lol.
Why does he sound like Christopher Hitchens?
can't un-hear it now.
genius
This is the only acceptable use of AI bullshit. It's like the ultimate RTD bottle episode.
Also how come I never heard of SM124 Productions before, as just from the name I absolutely should have done... likewise Carpenter Brut because they're clearly the inspiration behind Dubmood's "Force de Frappe" album. Thank you for these revelations.
for the former: their version of Howell's theme was a god-send. channel's been silent for a while. hope it fires back up.
for the latter: i was playing Hotline Miami II: Wrong Number. the right song came on at the right level. it's a bloody symphony, and the level is insane. genius collaboration.
thanks for the comment, means a great deal.
@@TopCommoner ...what collab is that? I know the band I mentioned tried for a place on the HM2 soundtrack but missed out
@@tahrey nononono, i'm talking Dennaton Games & Carpenter Brut. of course the track was composed (presumably) before the fact, but the marriage of the two is the bolt from the blue (in a big bad way).
@@tahrey but it may not be as from the blue as I thought, if the band you so mentioned jumped and didn't get caught
@@TopCommoner i might be thinking of Hotline Miami 1 perhaps, idk, but it seemed there was pretty stiff competition amongst those in that kind of electro - ebm - chiptune - etc music scene who submitted tracks for consideration. Likely moreso after the success of the first game. So anything that got in must have been thought pretty special by the producers.
(Dubmood did release their submission separately IIRC, maybe as a free/PWYW track, and it was quite the banger as a lot of their tunes are)
What. The. Fuck.
🤣🤣🤣
Fantastic to quote nine
make more yummy yummy delicious content please I love you mr doctor who
3:20 Is that Nicolas Cage in the background? 😂
a commenter mentioned the 69th Doctor is inevitably gonna be played by David Ten-Inch, but i'm pretty sure it's gonna be Nicol'arse Cage.
These King Gizzard albums keep getting weirder. Still a banger though
Please do another one
Oh what an intersing title, I wonder what creative video this is.
Oh it's just ai.
bloomin' AI writing all my scripts!!!
@@TopCommoner boooo
@@WRZ100 🤣
more please
Still better then 13th era
I'm not British, but even I know the House of Commons sucks.
LMFAO
This was great :D what AI programs did you use?
Can you please be the new showrunner? XD
This is 100x better that the slop Russel T Davies and Stephen Moffat have been putting out lately
Jeez, remember when RTD was going to "save" Doctor Who? God, I hate this bullcrap the Fandom puts itself through.
@@matt0044 I remember, but the warning signs were there. I just generally dont get my hopes up for much anymore.
@@twitchswitchvideos Fact is that the new showrunner for Doctor Who is always gonna be disappoint somebody and be the bee's knees for another. That's the contract we sign up with this show.
@@matt0044 bars.
Was this made by AI?
Yes.
I think you mean, made 'with' AI
No
yeh defo, was made by a geezer called Al - top bloke.
This is closer to canon than anything post Capaldi.
When Capaldi was new people were saying stuff like "nothing's canon post Tennant". I bet in 10 years time people will be saying "nothing's canon post Ncuti" and so on and so on until the inevitable 69th Doctor, played by David Tennant, ends the show because as we all know in the year 5100 TV is outlawed.
@@HOTD108_ people didn't say that when capaldi came along
@@wardjunior1450Objectively they did. You're probably just too young to remember. Speaking as someone who loved Capaldi from day one I can tell you for a fact that it was rough being in the fanbase back in 2014. I was there, I had to put up with people saying all those things about the 12th Doctor, so don't you come at me saying it didn't happen.
@@HOTD108_ there were American girls who said that he was old and wasn’t attractive enough and many of them left (not a big loss) and some remained and it was acknowledged in his first episode. People never said everything post tennant isn’t canon. That’s a lie.
Nothing is canon past McGann. :P
Wtf Is this XD
honestly, I have no Earthly-or Unearthly-idea. not a scooby.
Sounds almost like nadsat I am viddying this ❣️🤓
Epic 😂😂😂