Mad Lib Theater with Tom Cruise (Mission: Impossible Edition)

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @emilyparker794
    @emilyparker794 5 лет назад +9938

    Aging : *exists*
    Tom Cruise: We don’t do that here.

    • @rajagarwal6772
      @rajagarwal6772 5 лет назад +5

      Emily Harm its not EXITS its EXISTS you dum *******

    • @hypnocilicdreams
      @hypnocilicdreams 4 года назад +5

      @@rajagarwal6772 lol!

    • @sweetlittleme2368
      @sweetlittleme2368 4 года назад +8

      Emily S lmao loved that!😂

    • @user-wr5yx8tk3r
      @user-wr5yx8tk3r 4 года назад +29

      RAJ AGARWAL calm down

    • @monopolyguy8103
      @monopolyguy8103 4 года назад +34

      RAJ AGARWAL you need to get your head out of your ass and just appreciate the joke you dumb headass

  • @ninaa4192
    @ninaa4192 4 года назад +5520

    *dramatic scene opening and tense music
    Jimmy lowers newspaper: 'Good evening *my little cookie* '

  • @zazulka3128
    @zazulka3128 6 лет назад +10598

    tom cruise, john cena and Benedict cumberbatch create the holy trinity of mad lib theaters

    • @Scoldy_
      @Scoldy_ 5 лет назад +227

      zazulka dont forget Chris Pratt

    • @TypicalMan
      @TypicalMan 5 лет назад +494

      Where were you at the night of hanukkah

    • @alessandrostella9982
      @alessandrostella9982 5 лет назад +273

      @@TypicalMan we were watchin supermaaaaaaan

    • @TypicalMan
      @TypicalMan 5 лет назад +353

      @@alessandrostella9982 then why do the security footage show you gyrating half a millimeter away from the crime scene?!

    • @VaanRavi
      @VaanRavi 5 лет назад +21

      @@TypicalMan .5****

  • @shantanukudav2148
    @shantanukudav2148 4 года назад +14414

    Tom Cruise saying "Come here Darlin' " to a spider exactly explains his personality.

    • @SteveStevenson10
      @SteveStevenson10 4 года назад +202

      It took me some time to understand why you said

    • @xHiBakax
      @xHiBakax 4 года назад +36

      I’m

    • @JohnstasBACK
      @JohnstasBACK 4 года назад +31

      Jonas Judson that, sir, is because you are a dumbass.

    • @SteveStevenson10
      @SteveStevenson10 4 года назад +78

      @@JohnstasBACK that might just be it

    • @petal3689
      @petal3689 4 года назад +11

      lol sooo true

  • @raedaw766
    @raedaw766 6 лет назад +7626

    “Come here darling!”
    Tom Cruise: the man who fears Nothing

    • @phoenixblueknight
      @phoenixblueknight 6 лет назад +92

      Rae Daw people would run or freeze in the face of danger but only Tom Cruise welcomes it in open arms

    • @celinee7419
      @celinee7419 5 лет назад +8

      I love that show so much

    • @phoenixblueknight
      @phoenixblueknight 5 лет назад +34

      And when it comes to acting big intense scenes most people would use cgi or green screen so that no body gets hurt but Tom Cruise would do it for 1 realism and 2 to please the audience

    • @celinee7419
      @celinee7419 5 лет назад +9

      I love Tom Cruise moves

    • @phoenixblueknight
      @phoenixblueknight 5 лет назад +4

      Bigg Papa come on, if you were given a random question every minute would you give every answer that fast without pausing for ideas.

  • @lisaernst5916
    @lisaernst5916 5 лет назад +6395

    Watching Tom Cruise trying not to laugh is the funniest thing..

    • @cathyskywalker77
      @cathyskywalker77 4 года назад +49

      Ikr? I wonder if he injured himself trying not to burst out laughing?

    • @TF2Fan101
      @TF2Fan101 4 года назад +14

      IMO, John Cena trying not to laugh is funnier.

    • @ireneianovici651
      @ireneianovici651 2 года назад +9

      He is said the name of celebrity and Tom Cruise said : Ingrid Bergman.

    • @TheHomesteadingHobbit
      @TheHomesteadingHobbit 2 года назад +10

      as bat shit crazy tom is, this man is hilariously funny.

    • @ariesvixen853
      @ariesvixen853 2 года назад +18

      Fallon: "Good evening, Little Cookie"
      Cruise immediately regretting ever accepting Jimmy's invitation to the show when the first line of the skit is delivered

  • @teeahtee387
    @teeahtee387 6 лет назад +3208

    I love how Tom tries to hold his laughter behind the newspaper at the very beginning when Jimmy says: “my little cookie”
    That part killed me lmao

    • @margot3711
      @margot3711 5 лет назад +9

      newspaper

    • @hollyg7346
      @hollyg7346 5 лет назад +3

      You don't know what a newspaper is?

  • @imsssa
    @imsssa 3 года назад +3446

    Tom Cruise randomly choosing my name from all the woman's names is the greatest honor of my life

  • @Kangakool
    @Kangakool 4 года назад +8643

    I love how Tom Cruise is trying so hard not to break, he looks like he’s dying.

    • @princevegeta1647
      @princevegeta1647 4 года назад +18

      Never heard of him.

    • @twiinpk3r
      @twiinpk3r 4 года назад +13

      Kangakool tim cruise? The great footballer?

    • @evelynoliveira9447
      @evelynoliveira9447 4 года назад +1

      @@princevegeta1647 he's better than you

    • @princevegeta1647
      @princevegeta1647 4 года назад +16

      @eating sugar no papa She edited/corrected it.
      It was *Tim Cruise* before.

    • @richfrill
      @richfrill 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/xv8yzQzL0XE/видео.html

  • @parsman9914
    @parsman9914 6 лет назад +2454

    The guy is 56! I still can't believe it. Incredible! He and Keanu Reeves are vampires.

  • @anugrahbhatt8612
    @anugrahbhatt8612 6 лет назад +3771

    The moment he replied to a spider crawling up his leg as "Come here Darling!" was the moment i realized he is the perfect Ethan Hunt.

    • @amrazing33
      @amrazing33 6 лет назад +70

      So, SIX Mission Impossible movies weren't enough?

    • @mogtabaalim1372
      @mogtabaalim1372 6 лет назад +7

      r/whooosh

    • @jp3813
      @jp3813 5 лет назад +25

      He's the only Ethan Hunt.

    • @Neon_Swing
      @Neon_Swing 5 лет назад +5

      Mogtaba Alim r/ihavereddit

  • @mystique1701
    @mystique1701 3 года назад +729

    Tom radiates such positive energy. He's so sweet, respectful and humble.

    • @foodreacts837
      @foodreacts837 2 года назад +4

      i agree

    • @kerensabirch5214
      @kerensabirch5214 2 года назад +9

      Not what I've heard over the years. Arrogant and controlling are the more usual adjectives.

    • @debsreno911
      @debsreno911 Год назад +4

      ​@Kerensa Birch among other things.

    • @heatherhapgood6235
      @heatherhapgood6235 Год назад +3

      ​@kerensabirch5214 well u heard wrong..seeing is believing..

    • @maximillian875
      @maximillian875 Год назад

      So you’re the new guy.

  • @desireevega7787
    @desireevega7787 5 лет назад +2429

    I lost it at "I'll meet up with the group disguising as myself" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @patchcipriano8148
      @patchcipriano8148 2 года назад +25

      `HHHHAHAHAHAHAHA I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE WHAT HE SAID UNTIL I READ UR COMMENT IM DYING LOOL

    • @petit.corbeau
      @petit.corbeau Год назад +8

      Tropic Thunder runs deep

    • @misseli1
      @misseli1 Год назад +1

      "Disguising as myself disguising myself as Huckleberry Finn"

  • @thomaschackomary
    @thomaschackomary 5 лет назад +5400

    So appropriate of Tom Cruise to say *running* for verb ending in ing

  • @ashleycole6498
    @ashleycole6498 6 лет назад +14062

    You know life sucks when Tom Cruise looks better at 56 than you do at 17...

    • @remychase
      @remychase 6 лет назад +479

      Whatever you do, don’t look at George Clooney.

    • @annellenas4787
      @annellenas4787 6 лет назад +110

      you prolly have to wait till you reach 57 😀

    • @DG-by5oz
      @DG-by5oz 6 лет назад +87

      Maybe it's all the people in the cult he helps run, praying for him......

    • @BigBoss7777777
      @BigBoss7777777 6 лет назад +2

      Getsomevagisilfordat shut up loser, you dont look like any of those ppl

    • @ute0074
      @ute0074 6 лет назад +2

      😆

  • @cjhs2006
    @cjhs2006 4 года назад +2407

    Jimmy:”What You’d Say if You Saw a Spider Crawling up Your Leg”
    Tom:”Come Here Darlin’”
    me:Get it Off me,Get That The Fuck Off of me

    • @philippaharris8951
      @philippaharris8951 3 года назад +8

      I'd kill it

    • @romangamelin1558
      @romangamelin1558 3 года назад +20

      "looks like meat's back on the menu"

    • @nishchay0459
      @nishchay0459 3 года назад +4

      This is why you're not Tom Cruise

    • @kamalesh2123
      @kamalesh2123 3 года назад

      @@philippaharris8951here's the contract for upcoming MCU spiderman film!

    • @lindildeev5721
      @lindildeev5721 3 года назад +2

      Me : You're so cute... but careful, the others don't like you, they will try to kill you when they'll know you're here.

  • @emilyturner1244
    @emilyturner1244 5 лет назад +7101

    can you PLEASE do one with Chris Evans? He would freaking rock this

    • @tashiemayb
      @tashiemayb 5 лет назад +453

      He'd just be laughing the entire time

    • @kylethedragon6411
      @kylethedragon6411 5 лет назад +142

      and rdj ehehehe

    • @nrg6245
      @nrg6245 5 лет назад +17

      Tashie May B that’s what they do

    • @camineisler2335
      @camineisler2335 5 лет назад +71

      They would have to take his mic off bc it would be ALL super loud laughing🤣

    • @richfrill
      @richfrill 4 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/xv8yzQzL0XE/видео.html

  • @JoseRamos-yg8lg
    @JoseRamos-yg8lg 5 лет назад +7992

    There should be one of these with Ryan Reynolds

    • @dylanbaxter8071
      @dylanbaxter8071 5 лет назад +71

      Oh please let that happen!

    • @shawnalong273
      @shawnalong273 5 лет назад +25

      YES...PLEEEEASE!!!

    • @shawnalong273
      @shawnalong273 5 лет назад +18

      RYAN GOSLING!!!

    • @flex_piper
      @flex_piper 5 лет назад +12

      Perfect timing to with his new Netflix movie coming out 👍💀💩

    • @phos4us
      @phos4us 5 лет назад +38

      Omg yeah. Ryan would say SO MUCH random sh*t

  • @Mish4Mello
    @Mish4Mello 4 года назад +957

    My favorite line is, “I’ve already contacted my team of highly humongous lemmings.” 🤣

  • @yashodharananda2438
    @yashodharananda2438 4 года назад +821

    Imagine Tom Holland crawling up Tom C's leg and he's like "come here darling".

  • @Russel_Paz
    @Russel_Paz 6 лет назад +365

    Tom: come here darling
    Spider: *faints*

  • @VijayKrishnan
    @VijayKrishnan 6 лет назад +2110

    Teacher: Define youth
    Student: Tom Cruise
    Teacher: Well Done, full marks for that :)

  • @josiahwon699
    @josiahwon699 6 лет назад +1279

    Tom Cruise has aged phenomenally well

    • @Theyownyou
      @Theyownyou 6 лет назад +32

      Through the blood of children

    • @tl8101
      @tl8101 6 лет назад +54

      Josiah Won Because he doesn't do drugs or drinks. Good for him and the haters can fuck off.

    • @Spike3398
      @Spike3398 6 лет назад +12

      That’s because he was replaced by a lizard person in the early 80’s

    • @lightningFFXIlI
      @lightningFFXIlI 6 лет назад +8

      It’s called plastic surgery

    • @richarddukard8989
      @richarddukard8989 6 лет назад +1

      It's because of the aliens

  • @thegirlwithtoomanyhusbands7125
    @thegirlwithtoomanyhusbands7125 4 года назад +502

    Tom's talking voice is like heaven

  • @mystiqueivy
    @mystiqueivy 6 лет назад +719

    I dont care what ppl think of him, tom cruise was and still is handsome af. Timeless handsomeness! And he looks SO good for his age its unbelievable!

  • @julianpagano1659
    @julianpagano1659 6 лет назад +2809

    "Team of highly humongous lemmings" that broke me 😂😂

    • @mobspeak
      @mobspeak 6 лет назад +4

      "Hugh Mungus what?"..

    • @Stevo_Drums
      @Stevo_Drums 6 лет назад +3

      In other words, Trump’s base

    • @chikai.3866
      @chikai.3866 6 лет назад +14

      Julian Pagano I collapsed after "poopity scoop poopity scoop"

    • @LeoStorm007
      @LeoStorm007 6 лет назад +9

      well if the villains are sanitation engineers i guess it would be only fair to use a team made of rodent like animals and with them being humongous makes this mission even more impossible.

    • @thirumavijayane7503
      @thirumavijayane7503 6 лет назад

      Ciao julian

  • @TenaciousJoe24
    @TenaciousJoe24 6 лет назад +3524

    Can we all agree that despite all the Scientology stuff he's an amazing actor that looks amazing for his age and still does his own stunts like hanging on a moving airplane, training to breath underwater, breaking his ankle, riding in a helicopter. I can barely do a somersault without pulling a muscle 😂

    • @e300yt
      @e300yt 6 лет назад +68

      tenaciousjoe24 I definitely agree. Tom Cruise is pretty much the last good actor in America. Everyone else got political 😂😂

    • @peacebewithu9684
      @peacebewithu9684 6 лет назад +61

      Agreed. It’s like I hate him but at the same time think he’s amazing.

    • @reesecoker4689
      @reesecoker4689 6 лет назад +19

      Wait, you can do a somersault?

    • @lolatJESS
      @lolatJESS 6 лет назад +28

      He looks good for his age because money. Also good lighting and make up will also make you look more spectacular on camera.

    • @miscellaneous9506
      @miscellaneous9506 6 лет назад +60

      The Dude's Clues
      He still managed to answer, under pressure certain people seem to struggle with thinking of a specificity. You think everyone needs to be at such a high level of comprehension such as someone like Russel Brand. Rack off.

  • @bondpenelopebond
    @bondpenelopebond 2 года назад +242

    Calling Tom Cruise "my little cookie" and having him say "come here darling" must be a dream come true lol

  • @amnathegrande
    @amnathegrande 5 лет назад +509

    [Dramatic Music Plays]
    Good evening....
    *My Little Cookie.*

    • @TheClassicMagda
      @TheClassicMagda 4 года назад +3

      Special agent pollywog It's good to see you

    • @ChanEdenGaming
      @ChanEdenGaming 2 года назад +1

      I’m here with your next mission

  • @AnnaPresman
    @AnnaPresman 6 лет назад +4152

    Tom Cruise is apparently aging backwards...

    • @cathy.chiida
      @cathy.chiida 5 лет назад +82

      Anna Presman it’s because of Scientology

    • @upirosna
      @upirosna 5 лет назад +7

      chananchida phonhan lol 😂😂😂

    • @devonmiller636
      @devonmiller636 5 лет назад +29

      Anna Presman he sacrifices height for good looks.

    • @esmeralditomoonyprishka632
      @esmeralditomoonyprishka632 5 лет назад

      Anna Presman h alhtheia einai oti den hksera oti h tourta einai shkwti ,shgoura kserw oti peirazei to shkwti.’ 👄👄👄👄👄🎖🎖🎖🎖🎖🇺🇸🇩🇪🇮🇹

    • @Alpysf
      @Alpysf 5 лет назад +9

      He’s the real Benjamin Button.

  • @jewl123
    @jewl123 5 лет назад +1626

    5:05 Tom: "come here darlin"
    Jimmy: "I understand your reaction"
    Me: WTFFFFFFFFFF

    • @thelootfairyjr5343
      @thelootfairyjr5343 5 лет назад +11

      Mjazz this man has lost his ability to fear

    • @cai0409
      @cai0409 5 лет назад +17

      North Wind No, not really lol. It’s one of the most common fears, and even people who LIKE spiders would probably not say “come here darling.”

    • @torilynn3848
      @torilynn3848 5 лет назад +5

      I'm glad he understands cause I sure don't 😂😂😂

    • @cevs3123
      @cevs3123 4 года назад +6

      @@nrth_wnd if "come here darling" is a normal reaction to a spider, I don't know what isn't...

    • @EmyN
      @EmyN 3 года назад

      It's because of the next line

  • @syednoorerasul
    @syednoorerasul 3 года назад +256

    I love that he cordially thanks the audience when they help him. He's so sweet.

  • @JC21
    @JC21 6 лет назад +1823

    Hahaha, of course Tom would pick "running."

  • @charlesgoss5184
    @charlesgoss5184 6 лет назад +320

    "Verb ending in 'ing..." "Running..." And I can die happy. I can't explain why that brought me joy. But that is the most Tom Cruise answer to a question ever!

  • @hootsifer-darling
    @hootsifer-darling 6 лет назад +312

    Cruise trying to maintain a straight face while knowing the next ridiculous thing he had to say was priceless

  • @sannahickman9215
    @sannahickman9215 4 года назад +529

    Tom cruise physically looks like his in pain when he’s trying not to laugh

  • @SerandibBroadcast
    @SerandibBroadcast 6 лет назад +811

    "If they attack I fight back with a knife" It isn't hard to believe, it is Tom Cruise, He sure can do that

    • @cheyenneelbert4576
      @cheyenneelbert4576 5 лет назад +10

      The way he said it tho 😂😂😂

    • @Pwof
      @Pwof 5 лет назад +1

      He could fight back with just his pinky finger

    • @BlackAdder665
      @BlackAdder665 5 лет назад +3

      It's a pity he didn't choose something more kitcheny, like cookie dough or dish brush or pancakes.

  • @salomevragbir
    @salomevragbir 6 лет назад +2397

    *Spider crawls up leg*
    *Come here darling!*
    No Tom. Just no. 😂😂 I’m scared shitless of spiders 😂

    • @alexandrakelman6169
      @alexandrakelman6169 6 лет назад +9

      And he mentioned kissing. Maybe he’s lonely. Must really suck to be rich and famous (not)

    • @udonthavetoknow3917
      @udonthavetoknow3917 6 лет назад +4

      id say :FUUUUUUCCKKKK

    • @starlightsall
      @starlightsall 6 лет назад +19

      I died laughing when he just stared at Jimmy like 'what would I shout if a spider is crawling up my leg? why would I shout at all?' and then came up with "come here darling" 😂

    • @desjardiniii5795
      @desjardiniii5795 6 лет назад

      Me too

    • @crms00n6
      @crms00n6 6 лет назад +12

      well, he's Tom Cruise. the dude can do anything. he's done a HALO jump, climbed the burge khalifa (probably misspelled that, oh well) acted on zero gravity, knows how-to fly a plane, and a helicopter, and can hold his breath for 6 minutes. Why would he be scared of a little spider?

  • @josephfaultersack8887
    @josephfaultersack8887 5 лет назад +679

    "A verb ending in "ING'"
    "Running."
    Of course he says running, it's only the thing he does in every movie ever. 😂😂

    • @ahmed61299
      @ahmed61299 4 года назад +2

      Last samurai ........

    • @manhawaseem_
      @manhawaseem_ 4 года назад +2

      Uhm no.

    • @supersevenn
      @supersevenn 4 года назад +6

      flyng, shooting, fighting, killing, riding, yea thats about it

    • @Feli0908
      @Feli0908 3 года назад +4

      it's not the "only" thing he does.

    • @jameswallace5235
      @jameswallace5235 2 года назад

      @@ahmed61299 In The Last Samurai he charges at the American army at the end with the Japanese, running at them, when they all get mown down by the automatic guns.

  • @ImThatGuyxD
    @ImThatGuyxD 3 года назад +343

    4:17
    The lady with the wonderful laugh in the background when Jimmy said: *Good evening, My little cookie*
    She really made my day 😂

  • @eliseaurini5196
    @eliseaurini5196 6 лет назад +738

    Jimmy: Something you’d find in the kitchen
    Me: Knife.
    Tom: Knife
    Me: I knew it

  • @lieraki-in561
    @lieraki-in561 5 лет назад +303

    “Come here darlin’” was the best line of it all! It’s like tom cruise was calling for me! God im dying

    • @cuteonigiri1671
      @cuteonigiri1671 5 лет назад +5

      And also in recent mission impossible movie, he said " she's mine". I'm dying too😍

    • @dar44445
      @dar44445 5 лет назад +1

      Totally Agree... My 1st comment !!!! ☆☆☆☆☆

    • @alexdg8223
      @alexdg8223 4 года назад +3

      IKRRR LMAO im melting help

  • @jessicacardoso1930
    @jessicacardoso1930 6 лет назад +1814

    None of these will beat the one with Benedict Cumberbatch. His was amazing!!!

  • @j.mao_
    @j.mao_ 4 года назад +461

    "What would you do if you saw a spider climbing up your leg?"
    Tom Cruise: "Come here darling"
    Me: "KILL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILLLLLL ITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    • @alliecat9270
      @alliecat9270 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @raspberrycrowns9494
      @raspberrycrowns9494 4 года назад +5

      that is one lucky spider

    • @thebookofeli849
      @thebookofeli849 4 года назад

      Me:PISS OFF
      AAAAHHHH

    • @fhjhjhgjghj7353
      @fhjhjhgjghj7353 4 года назад +1

      tom cruise, john cena and Benedict cumberbatch create the holy trinity of mad lib theaters

    • @asexualunicorns0114
      @asexualunicorns0114 4 года назад

      Me: *suddenly becomes spiderwoman and is on the ceiling* KILL IT WITH FIRE OR I SWEAR!!

  • @toiletpaper6408
    @toiletpaper6408 6 лет назад +9256

    Kinda looks like they're on their way to hogwarts

  • @kirataniakito
    @kirataniakito 6 лет назад +868

    tom cruise trying not to laugh loudly 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @esmeralditomoonyprishka632
      @esmeralditomoonyprishka632 5 лет назад +1

      Karma Akabane den gnwriza mexri prosfatos oti o dhlwmenos nomos “anthrwpos “ ekshgeitai apo thn epilegmenh douleia tou sigkekrimenou to swmatiko organo tou idiou nomou “anthrwpos “ , antitheths dhlwmenhs douleias.’ ( 👄👄👄👄👄🎖🎖).’ Μηνο δεν τρογωνται. Τα ρούχα Ο .’ 🇷🇺🇩🇪🇮🇹🇺🇸🇲🇨

    • @BlueMist9667
      @BlueMist9667 5 лет назад +2

      Iol

  • @HannaannaH-qj1wr
    @HannaannaH-qj1wr 6 лет назад +728

    "Come here, darling" i wish me & spiders have that kind of relationship but nah

    • @dishaldevaiah5981
      @dishaldevaiah5981 6 лет назад +6

      😂

    • @cecilia8621
      @cecilia8621 6 лет назад

      HannaannaH 1998 😂😂

    • @the.annethology
      @the.annethology 6 лет назад +10

      You also have to remember he broke his ankle jumping off a building. he also shot the skydiving scenes a dozen times. so a spider is no biggie for him ;)

    • @HannaannaH-qj1wr
      @HannaannaH-qj1wr 6 лет назад +9

      I'm not trying to forget anything, just wishing to have a nice and sweet relationship with spiders lol

    • @tanvi6952
      @tanvi6952 6 лет назад +1

      These comments are so random and I love it 😂

  • @darrenrathwell4552
    @darrenrathwell4552 2 года назад +101

    The verb that comes to Tom's mind: running. Go figure.😂

    • @laetitiacavinato2554
      @laetitiacavinato2554 Год назад +2

      I think he did it on purpose, knowing lots of people would find it funny.

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner 6 месяцев назад

      No joke, running seems to be the first verb that almost everyone thinks of.
      If you've watched most of the Mad Libs like I have you'll notice a few people saying that. I think John Cena was the one who said he "ran to his room and started running" and I had thought they wrote it that way because people usually pick running and it's the funniest word you could put there.

    • @darrenrathwell4552
      @darrenrathwell4552 6 месяцев назад

      @@sarahberkner I guess. But in Cruise's case it has a particular connotation.

  • @stephaniehorneLovesJESUS
    @stephaniehorneLovesJESUS 6 лет назад +267

    "come here darlin" ...three words every woman would really, really like to hear from Tom Cruise!

    • @TheLicherKing
      @TheLicherKing 6 лет назад +3

      stephanie horne "every spider-woman"
      FTFY

    • @Link122
      @Link122 6 лет назад +8

      that's how he recruits you into scientology

    • @stephaniehorneLovesJESUS
      @stephaniehorneLovesJESUS 6 лет назад +6

      cohletrain you could be right! he comes across as so down-to-earth, i always forget about the fact that he worships the L Ron Hubbard

  • @YoDortVapes
    @YoDortVapes 6 лет назад +702

    This made my day so funny Tom trying to keep a straight face and those answers lol and the Running one... so cruise haha 😂😂😂 Good Job Jimmy 😂😂😂

  • @Rach84
    @Rach84 6 лет назад +260

    I was at this taping. They both have great chemistry. I’m tired of people harassing Tom over Scientology. No, I don’t participate in that, but I’ve gone to many shows over the years, and he’s the only guest to have gone into the audience to shake hands. He’s a stand up guy and very down to earth. Not to mention hottttt

    • @estherthur760
      @estherthur760 6 лет назад +21

      Veronica C the best people are always the most attacked

    • @mihail515
      @mihail515 6 лет назад +10

      He abandoned his daughter because of Scientology ....

    • @irishprice
      @irishprice 6 лет назад +1

      All probably true.. AND he's a leading character in a cult that enslaved its "inner core", tortured them and wouldnt let them leave. All based on the onsane ramblings of a depressed sci-fo writer.

    • @JADNCK
      @JADNCK 6 лет назад

      Who cares if he’s hot. Read more about him and see how bad this guy actually is in regards to this so called “religion”

    • @edithobodo4167
      @edithobodo4167 6 лет назад +4

      Jaden you know he's a "bad" person and you will still click on a video that has he's name on it? Go watch bible story and leave TC alone.

  • @mvelo6331
    @mvelo6331 4 года назад +48

    The way Tom tries to hold in his laughter after Jimmy says, "My little cookie".🤣🤣

  • @maelahernot9369
    @maelahernot9369 5 лет назад +2303

    Why does it feel like Tom Cruise's hand has too many fingers

  • @SaintsFan98
    @SaintsFan98 6 лет назад +578

    Can't wait to watch the new mission impossible!
    Aside from his scientology business, love his acting!

    • @xavierpark5937
      @xavierpark5937 6 лет назад +9

      He has quit sciencetology

    • @perfect0nly
      @perfect0nly 6 лет назад +4

      Xavier sung kingston no, he did not

    • @annebradley6086
      @annebradley6086 6 лет назад +3

      That Scientology was designed by the NWOs to.mess with people's heads, weaken society. Also, I read that they are somehow connected to the Mormons. I think the founder, who was just a writer (last name Hubbel) was a Mormon. The Mormon religion is a borderline cult or is a cult and they are aggressive when it comes to money. Tithing in Biblical days referred to feeding people. Yet they make it an industry and don't give a Poopity Scoop about how little you have. That's greed, in my opinion.

    • @DaddyDumptruckDeluxe
      @DaddyDumptruckDeluxe 6 лет назад +2

      Ascetic View he seems pretty *chill* to me *bruh*

    • @xavierpark5937
      @xavierpark5937 6 лет назад

      Ascetic View i am sure you can read he sounds chill to me or maybe i am reading it wrong

  • @TsetsiStoyanova
    @TsetsiStoyanova 6 лет назад +1921

    Tom has not aged a bit!

    • @drumsandroses22
      @drumsandroses22 6 лет назад +13

      Tsetsi thanks to plastic surgery lol, but he still looks good

    • @adaoraelliott9254
      @adaoraelliott9254 6 лет назад +13

      You're right! He looks like a collection of about 4 cells. He has not aged since before his birth!

    • @debsreno911
      @debsreno911 6 лет назад +18

      Alien, possibly just don't know what those Scientology people have cloned.

    • @debsreno911
      @debsreno911 6 лет назад +2

      Diego87 Damn dude relax it was a joke lol.

    • @debsreno911
      @debsreno911 6 лет назад +10

      Really want to see mission impossible, the guy is a maniac lol doing his own stunts at 53 he's got my respect Scientology aside the guys pretty much a legend in that regard.

  • @Cygnusart0843
    @Cygnusart0843 11 месяцев назад +12

    2:05 that’s worse than Benedict Cumberbatch saying “4,229” 😂

  • @Kyotosomo
    @Kyotosomo 6 лет назад +2880

    tom cruise is like an alien doing their mediocre impression of how they think humans act

    • @JADNCK
      @JADNCK 6 лет назад +60

      Kyotosomo It’s because he’s a Scientologist who has people under him work as slaves in this cult that they call a “religion”

    • @gwadapeach
      @gwadapeach 6 лет назад +27

      Because as a star, he is not social like the rest of us. Stars live in their world

    • @traceyclaver6076
      @traceyclaver6076 6 лет назад +5

      Kyotosomo Accurate

    • @krisj827
      @krisj827 6 лет назад +1

      👽👽👽

    • @ghazalbintalib1239
      @ghazalbintalib1239 6 лет назад

      Kyotosomo ii

  • @kastrie89
    @kastrie89 6 лет назад +1077

    "poop diddy scoop" 😅🤣

  • @cheeriostar4032
    @cheeriostar4032 6 лет назад +113

    Almost as great as the one with Benedict 🙌🏻💕

  • @marsmama3919
    @marsmama3919 2 года назад +82

    It’s just fun to see people having fun. Laughter is universal

  • @HesAPooka
    @HesAPooka 6 лет назад +303

    It made me so happy that Cruise didn't know poopidy scoop were lyrics.

    • @habi_sabi
      @habi_sabi 6 лет назад +7

      Lew Harper you know he’s friends with Kanye and personally asked him to write the Mission Impossible 3 theme

    • @tennisdude52278
      @tennisdude52278 6 лет назад +14

      harvi nothome Mission Impossible 3 soundtrack was by Michael Giacchino. Also it came out 12 years ago so even if he was talking to Kanye back then it doesn’t mean he still is.

    • @habi_sabi
      @habi_sabi 6 лет назад +1

      tennisdude52278 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impossible_(Kanye_West_song)

    • @ImTheJoker4u
      @ImTheJoker4u 6 лет назад +6

      Im glad I didnt know lol

    • @missisfreddiemercury
      @missisfreddiemercury 6 лет назад

      me too

  • @allenlin7462
    @allenlin7462 6 лет назад +39

    5:58 "Whats on this disc?" Tom went into real badass Mission Impossible mode.

  • @GordonBFit
    @GordonBFit 5 лет назад +100

    I liked when he accidentally said "I will meet up with the group disguised as myself..." 🤣 That's even better that Huckleberry Finn.

    • @georgekouremenos596
      @georgekouremenos596 Год назад

      and then he says Jesus. I hope that Scientologists didn't get that.

  • @uditgor
    @uditgor 3 года назад +105

    I don't know why but Tom's delivery of "I'll fight back with a knife" makes me laugh so hard.

    • @astroblaze_
      @astroblaze_ Год назад +13

      the one serious line in this whole cacophony of chaos, it throws you off XD

    • @aizpruart
      @aizpruart Год назад

      Jack Reacher

  • @palcada
    @palcada 6 лет назад +73

    Dude, I had to literally check the date in which this was uploaded, I thought it was an old interview!!! Damn, Tom Cruise doesn’t age!!!

  • @christine6735
    @christine6735 6 лет назад +82

    "Come here Darling" What a lucky Spidey😂😂

    • @plowking813
      @plowking813 6 лет назад +3

      chris tine cuz he was gonna smash it

  • @krysalis2995
    @krysalis2995 6 лет назад +220

    "What's on this disk ?"
    Perfectly sounded like Ethan Hunt..

    • @kylie9687
      @kylie9687 5 лет назад +2

      nathan reinald (insert mission impossible theme)

    • @6thgraderfriends
      @6thgraderfriends 5 лет назад +13

      I was actually hoping after Jimmy said, "Your mission..." he would add for fun, "should you choose to accept it."

  • @oscarleon5583
    @oscarleon5583 4 года назад +33

    Jimmy: A verb ending in "ing"
    Tom: (Instantly)
    RUNNING!...
    😂

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner 6 месяцев назад

      A lot of people seem to pick running, it's the first verb that comes to mind, just like a lot of people say blue when you tell them to say a color.

  • @iceonrock
    @iceonrock 6 лет назад +128

    "Good evening, my little cookie" Gets me all the time...

  • @craigbowling4583
    @craigbowling4583 6 лет назад +750

    This will be on trending

    • @smokejc
      @smokejc 6 лет назад +9

      great comment, Craig. we really appreciate it.

    • @Stoney-Jacksman
      @Stoney-Jacksman 6 лет назад +3

      Oh mighty foreseer.. please..please..do ..not...
      procreate.

    • @craigbowling4583
      @craigbowling4583 6 лет назад +1

      Stones Jones whooooooosh

    • @craigbowling4583
      @craigbowling4583 6 лет назад

      Joe Jungle yes?

    • @craigbowling4583
      @craigbowling4583 6 лет назад +2

      Joe Jungle Why are people so upset that I was able to predict this video would be trending i15 hours ago ..sorry I’m so woke. Not sorry.

  • @popcornandwater5903
    @popcornandwater5903 6 лет назад +465

    Tom wanted but couldn't control his laughter 😂

    • @OllieParkerMusic
      @OllieParkerMusic 5 лет назад +9

      Are you like a robot who is learning to identify what people are doing?

  • @johnwilson7598
    @johnwilson7598 4 года назад +205

    It's the only part where celebrities laugh more than Fallon..

    • @jackwarren1687
      @jackwarren1687 3 года назад +1

      Lolol delicious mate, spot on lol

    • @burnedoutnotactuallygifted6270
      @burnedoutnotactuallygifted6270 3 года назад +1

      Natalia Portman too

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner 6 месяцев назад

      True, Jimmy is one of those people that just likes to laugh a lot, but he has gone better at not breaking character when he's in a sketch. And contrary to what people say I don't see him laughing at his own jokes as much.

  • @bricefsvens5031
    @bricefsvens5031 5 лет назад +132

    He may be weird but tom cruise is a fantastic actor and he seems like a genuinely nice guy.

  • @KRS2000
    @KRS2000 5 лет назад +48

    I just love how Tom is trying to hold in his laugh really early in the sketch, and begin to fall apart throughout.

  • @_birdie
    @_birdie 6 лет назад +26

    i love how tom cruise is always so game when doing these kinda segments on late night shows- especially on jimmy fallon and james corden. he’s just up for anything. love it.

  • @misschase9171
    @misschase9171 4 года назад +39

    Love the fact that all throughout the list of words Jimmy was creating, Tom is smiling and grinning and having a great ol time. I do like that man. He seems like the least complicated person - he just likes to laugh and have fun 😋

  • @abbyazlan
    @abbyazlan 6 лет назад +125

    What if he put 'chips' as 'something you'd found in the kitchen' 😂
    "If they attack, I'll fight back with chips" 😂

    • @jodie3950
      @jodie3950 5 лет назад +9

      I kinda hoped it was spoon. Only Ethan Hunt can pull off fighting with a spoon 😂

    • @thunder_girl
      @thunder_girl 4 года назад +2

      @@jodie3950 lol😆

    • @SB992REBORN
      @SB992REBORN 4 года назад +2

      X'D Jesus!

    • @shawnmcfadden6900
      @shawnmcfadden6900 4 года назад

      Should of said eggs or pop tarts

    • @svetlankam8223
      @svetlankam8223 4 года назад

      I`d choose 'fridge' :)))

  • @Coolcoolcooldude
    @Coolcoolcooldude 5 лет назад +466

    Imagine if they got kids to come up with the words and the celebrities actually act it out.

    • @blackout3681
      @blackout3681 5 лет назад +19

      Kid theater

    • @Jjlinny
      @Jjlinny 4 года назад +6

      Or they could try this with child actors🤔

    • @harryferguson1812
      @harryferguson1812 4 года назад +6

      Ohhhhh. I want to see that.

    • @Liyah.s.1803
      @Liyah.s.1803 2 года назад +3

      I think they already did that 😂

    • @a.95.d
      @a.95.d Год назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

  • @Babe.Ruth.In.Beirut
    @Babe.Ruth.In.Beirut 5 лет назад +407

    Tom Cruise needs to do comedy movies. A movie based on Les Grossman would kill at the box office.

    • @jamesnm21
      @jamesnm21 4 года назад +9

      Dude's a living legend. So many great movies left to make.

    • @fc4660
      @fc4660 4 года назад +3

      Totes amazing 😉

    • @markherring3513
      @markherring3513 2 года назад +1

      Les Grossman: Welcome to the Goody Room

    • @SB992REBORN
      @SB992REBORN 2 года назад

      He's makes comedy movies... and he's made action movies he's made them both!

  • @heathspencer8450
    @heathspencer8450 2 года назад +42

    Watching Tom Cruise trying not to crack up was even funnier than the actual dialogue. Been watching it on repeat and laughing every time. Bravo!

  • @RisingAssassin
    @RisingAssassin 6 лет назад +228

    Tom Cruise deadass looks half his age. That's incredible!

    • @emyf9197
      @emyf9197 6 лет назад +4

      RisingAssassin Im pretty sure he has had face lift. . But he looks good tho

    • @Davidman3976
      @Davidman3976 6 лет назад +12

      And make up. And the best diet and training money can pay. Anyway it is surreal. His hair is better that mine when I was 20. And he has always been ripped. Even at 56 I'm sure his abs are more visible than mine.

    • @Kristenhas3cats
      @Kristenhas3cats 6 лет назад +3

      He can't move his forehead, and most of his cheeks. The last time I watched him in a movie was around 2001 or so, and he is unrecognizable to me now. Once I got over the fact that he looked nothing like himself, I just watched his facial muscles as they didn't move. His mouth still can, so he has that signature smile, at least. It's weird though how much he looks like those pictures where they take a thousand faces and average it into one.

    • @toohoney8674
      @toohoney8674 6 лет назад

      Scientology bro

    • @tl8101
      @tl8101 6 лет назад +1

      He looks better than most men at that age.

  • @clevelandcbi
    @clevelandcbi 5 лет назад +762

    Who's here after Natalie Portman's "in my butt"

  • @BrightStar699
    @BrightStar699 6 лет назад +117

    I will always love Tom Cruise!

    • @Ash-np4pd
      @Ash-np4pd 6 лет назад

      how_to destroy_angels81 so does the rest of the world

    • @Bobbiii0.2
      @Bobbiii0.2 6 лет назад

      Not necessarily. Go deeper into the internet.. or hell just go on facebook. There is hate, lots of hate directed at him.

    • @kimberlysevastyanenko3798
      @kimberlysevastyanenko3798 2 года назад

      ​@@Ash-np4pd nope

  • @molly3116
    @molly3116 3 года назад +28

    "If they attack ill fight back with a *looks at Jimmy* a knife" the best line ever

  • @joejones1991
    @joejones1991 6 лет назад +569

    Lil cookie sounds like a rappers name.

  • @unlyricallyrics4152
    @unlyricallyrics4152 6 лет назад +33

    "Come here darling"
    "I understand your reaction"
    Damn that was funny

  • @hajulim7897
    @hajulim7897 6 лет назад +40

    Warm personality & down to earth. Love Tom 😊

    • @VictorDude98
      @VictorDude98 6 лет назад

      ??????????????? How the fuck is a scientologist down to earth?? They literally believe that they were born from Aliens dropping nukes into volcanoes

    • @alyc_inWonderland
      @alyc_inWonderland 6 лет назад

      @@VictorDude98 Maybe if people would stop comparing him to his religion they would see that he is not a bad person. A religion doesn't always have to define who a person is or how they act.

    • @VictorDude98
      @VictorDude98 6 лет назад

      Aly C But everyone in that religion are bad people for advertising it

    • @alyc_inWonderland
      @alyc_inWonderland 6 лет назад

      Victor Lindvall how many times have other religions advertised their own religion? Lots. Scientology is no different and just because a person advertises it doesn't make them a bad person. It's their belief and they want to share it. Just like every other religion out there.

    • @VictorDude98
      @VictorDude98 6 лет назад

      Aly C But Scientology extiguish people of their money, keep people in internment camps, seperate people from their families, if you manage to escape you will be under 24/7 surveillence for the rest of your life and harrass you

  • @CyberSec_Vin
    @CyberSec_Vin 4 года назад +235

    I don’t know what Tom’s smoking but “come here darling” is the last thing I’d be saying to a spider

  • @susanzetterholm3750
    @susanzetterholm3750 6 лет назад +30

    I love and adore Tom Cruise. Always have. Always will.

  • @CampbellYA
    @CampbellYA 6 лет назад +18

    The guy that said “Poopity scoop” deserves a medal 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

  • @Laura-qn3tv
    @Laura-qn3tv 6 лет назад +320

    Oh my gosh this was hilarious Tom and Jimmy couldn't keep it together that was great 😂😂😂😂

  • @seaserpent7976
    @seaserpent7976 3 года назад +77

    Give this man an Oscar just for holding his laughter very efficiently.

  • @TangledHeart828
    @TangledHeart828 5 лет назад +39

    One of the best actors of our time... And he can't keep a straight face after "my little cookie" 😂

  • @tiffanysmith9770
    @tiffanysmith9770 6 лет назад +58

    YES!! i have been waiting for this!! this was so perfect!

  • @AishiBhattacharyaOfficial
    @AishiBhattacharyaOfficial 6 лет назад +207

    This is GOLD!!!! Thanks Jimmy for this segment with Tom Cruise....

    • @gianaortiz3230
      @gianaortiz3230 5 лет назад +5

      'gold' lol I get it because he was.in the outsiders. He played Steve randle

  • @nipulkradmsinatagras8293
    @nipulkradmsinatagras8293 3 года назад +18

    4:23 *Tom looks like he's about to explode any minute.*

  • @aNiMeFaNg3
    @aNiMeFaNg3 6 лет назад +46

    "Good evening my little cookie" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Im_Ish
    @Im_Ish 6 лет назад +101

    "Come here, darling." Had me dying every time.

  • @bethw7745
    @bethw7745 6 лет назад +21

    The people who designed this segment and write the scripts deserve a raise

  • @me7093
    @me7093 4 года назад +53

    The way he mutters "jesus" when he cracks into laughter