"So let me get this straight, the Aurora Borealis is at this time of year, it's at this time of day, it's in this part of the country, and, oh yeah, it's localized ENTIRELY within your kitchen?"
“So let me get this straight, I’m a high school teacher barely making ends meet, I’m diagnosed with terminal *freakin* lung cancer, and now my partner is my addict former student! Okay, yeah, guess this is something I do now. I cook crystal meth.”
@@ashikjaman1940 It's Forspoken, I knew that before I read the watermark at the bottom of the screen. I had not seen the trailor before but my god it's awful. Who are they trying to bring in with that?
“So let me get this straight: I’m a fresh out of Law School lawyer and I have to defend my best friend?! And I have this partner who can let dead people possess her??? I also blame ghosts for crimes? I guess that’s something I do now. What next, I get put in a fighting game?”
The dialogue sounds like it's trying extremely hard to appeal to people who have literally never been exposed to the fantasy genre. It's like Frodo saying "You mean there's a RING that tempts me to do EVIL!? And green monsters called ORCS!? Haha whaaaaaaat? Guess we're not in Kansas anymore!"
So let me get this straight, I didn't follow orders, got sent to a moonbase as punishment, my bunny died, and I'm taking on the entirety of hell now? I guess that's something I do now. I find guns, kill jacked up demons, I'll probably be declared a god next.
"So let me get this straight: I'm a British archaeologist who wears a ridiculous hat and drives an even more ridiculous car. And now I'm talking to a 12 year-old boy who is "my aprentice". Oh, and I don't do anything archaeological, I only do detective work on weekends and solve puzzles. I see how it is."
So let me get this straight: I'm a yellow circle wandering a maze and eating power pellets. I'm seeing FREAKING ghosts! And, oh yeah, all I can say is "waka waka"? I guess that's something I do now.
You know in the original game they weren't ghosts, they were just generic monsters. They're supposed to be fleshy. But Americans saw them, related them to the kid-in-a-bedsheet halloween ghost archetype, and it stuck.
So let me get this straight: we’re going BACK IN TIME to the FIRST THANKSGIVING? And, oh yeah, we’re getting turkeys OFF THE MENU? I guess that’s something I do now
So let me get this straight: I’m diagnosed with ADHD. I freaking get overwhelmed by doing nothing! And, oh yeah, I have AUTISM. I guess that’s I do know.
Honestly, it’s not so bad as a change up from the usual super serious, gritty monologue. Any other trailers else start doing that and I’ll start to pull my hair out though
"So let me get this straight, I'm a high schooler from Queens, I can do whatever a spider can, I fight burglers with superpowers, and now I'm talking to a suit. I guess that's something I do now. Next, I'm probably gonna meet other versions of myself."
“So let me get this straight, I write what some might not call good dialogue, kill the whole vibe of the game, and nobody stands up to tell me no? Yeah I guess I do that now”
So let me get this straight: I was born and raised in West Philadelphia, where I spent most of my days chilling and laxin all cool at the playground outside of the school, and NOW you're telling me I'm the Fresh Prince of Bellaire?
NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED-TURNED UPSIDE-DOWN AND I'D LIKE TAKE A MOMENT TO SIT RIGHT HERE, AND TELL YOU HOW I BECAME THE PRINCE OF A TOWN CALLED BEL-AIR
I mean there was already a mario movie starring Bob Hoskins where he talked "normally" and a TV show as well. There's plenty of precedent for mario being voiced like that outside of video games.
@@ianmaddox5121 The criticism of Mario's voice isn't that its not over the top, the issue is Pratt isn't even doing a voice, he's just talking how he normally talks. Bob Hoskins didn't use his normal English accent for Mario.
"So let me get this straight, my parents sent me and my sister to spend the summer with our Great Uncle, I found this weird book in the forest and now i'm fighting jacked up supernatural creatures? Okay, I guess that's something I do now"
So let me get this straight, I’m somewhere that’s not what I’d call Dreamland. I’m seeing FREAKING OTHERWORLDLY ABOMINATIONS, and, oh yeah, I’M TALKING TO A BLUE FLYING SQUIRREL?! Yeah, okay! I guess that’s something I do now. I swallow enemies, get jacked up copy abilities. I’ll probably turn into a car next
So let me get this straight: I’m somewhere you wouldn’t call my beautiful house. I’m behind the wheel of a large automobile. And I’m talking to someone who is not my beautiful wife? Yeah ok, that is something I do now. I let the days go by, I’ll probably let the water hold me down next. Well, how did I get here?
So let me get this straight. My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink
I was about to comment "everyone makes fun of this trailer, yet everyone remembers it", but then I realized I didn't even remember what game the trailer was for
"So, let me get this straight; I use a gun, I have a friggin' cool moustache, and, oh yeah, I want to cleanse this imperfect world. Yeah, okay, that is something I do now. I do combat. I kill jacked upped Archibalds. I'll probably send King Dragon's regards next."
"So let me get this straight, I'm working as a security guard at a haunted pizzaria, I'm being hunted by freaking animatronics, and, oh yeah, I'm convoluted within this pizzaria's history."
Haha being self aware and self referential is so quirky and funny guys, haha let's break the fourth wall that has never been done before and it's hilarious.
It's not even breaking the fourth wall if the fourth wall is never established to begin with. And such walless cinema can be done well, witness Michael Haneke's "Funny Games," where the killers' repeated direct addresses to the audience, acknowledgement that they're taking certain actions primarily for the entertainment of the audience, and even at one point rewinding the film itself are used to emphasize how doomed the central family always was and reinforce the film's themes of audience complicity in filmed violence and audience as voyeur. Similar things are used to similar effect in the pseudodocumentary "Man Bites Dog." When fourth wall breaks are used to no other end than "Look at us, we're so clever" that's when it's shit.
Nothing wrong with breaking the fourth wall honestly. It's been done many times to great effect. The main issue in this trailer is how it's done. This is a style of observational comedy that just won't resonate with most people. Talking about your "epic adventure game" like it's a 80s sitcom probably wasn't the best move lmao
Self awareness in media is a difficult line to walk. Too much of it or at the wrong time can really drag a scene down, it's hard to get right. Unless you're Masahiro Sakurai. Shoutout to Kid Icarus: Uprising.
It’s very easy to do if you don’t blurt it out through expository dialogue. You can portray it visually through a character’s reaction to their own actions like looking in a mirror and being surprised, examining their hands, etc.
@@Senriam Basically, show don't tell. The most oft repeated and simultaneously the most oft ignored piece of basic writing advice. Vince Gilligan and his team are hailed as geniuses for what they did with Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul largely because they let the visuals do the talking and trusted the audience to put two and two together without having to have a character visually tell them that it adds up to four. Edgar Wright movies are so inherently rewatchable because most of his comedy is delivered visually rather than just from having comedians trying to out-quip each-other. Film, TV, and video games are all inherently and primarily visual media and yet for some reason a good 90% of creatives in the field can't think of any way to tell stories beyond exposition dumps.
It's not the worst thing to have in a game, but it definitely shouldn't be used as a selling point. Seriously, why did they make close captioning for her lines during the trailer? One of the reasons Kid Icarus was great was because I wasn't expecting the self-aware moments. And even then, they at least waited until the endgame to pile it on and made sure to do it in moments that wouldn't un-immerse the player from the story.
"So let me get this straight. I'm seeing a creepy spirit who I'll stay chill around. I'm intensely writing in a notebook, believing I'll kill all the bad people with it. Oh yeah, and if I have to do it secretly, I'll write inside a bag, then I'll take a chip, AND EAT IT. I guess that's something I do now. I'll probably magically wipe my memory next."
"Self awareness" in media grinds my gears too, my friend. Can't stand when I go to a movie or something and they make fun of the consumers for buying their ~outlandish~ concepts! Like why am I even here ntm usually they do it in a way that is so damn hamfisted and stupid
Also it just shows a complete ignorance of the market and the average gamer’s tolerance for absurdity. This game’s marketing: “Man, how are we going to get gamers to buy into all the CrAZY things in our video game?” The game: *is a generic fantasy action adventure * Meanwhile… Indie Developers: “You are a goose.” Gamers: “FUCK YEAH!”
It just comes off as insecure. I hate to break it to them, but we’ve been watching/reading about magic, dragons, isekai, and sapient inanimate objects for centuries now. Whatever you make isn’t that earth shattering, and calling attention to such is condescending.
That's why I love Jupiter Ascending. It's not a good movie per se, but Mila Kunis never makes some snarky comment when she's told she's going to inherit the galaxy, or that bees were engineered by aliens to sense royalty. It's a very earnest movie.
So let me get this straight. I type letters, sometimes they're yellow, sometimes they're this JACKED-UP green, sometimes I guess the whole word! I guess that's something I do now!
@@TheUnluckyEverydude Well duh, but history presumably exists. There's no reason he should be surprised by the existence of jetpacks, if they had been used in a war 50 years prior. It's like if a modern soldier was suddenly surprised that landmines exist, even though they'd been used in wars for nearly a century.
"So let me get this straight; I'm on this spaceship, seeing freakin' space zombies, oh and I'm talking to visions of my dead girlfriend telling me to make her whole. Yeah, I guess thats something I do now!"
So let me get this straight, I’m in some place you wouldn’t call Kansas. my house just crushed a wicked witches sister. And, oh yeah, I’ve got a pair of _freaking_ ruby slippers that I’m walking on the yellow brick road with. I’ll probably talk with a wizard next…
So lemme get this straight, im in a place that i would call an office, i press freakin buttons and oh yeah i talk to literally no one? I guess this is something i do now. I sit in my office and press the buttons im told to press. Ill probably stand in a closet next.
“So let me get this straight. I’m not somewhere I would call Popstar, I’m seeing freaking LIONS, and oh yeah, I’m talking to a flying mouse! Yeah, okay. This is what I do now. I copy abilities, I kill jacked-up monstrosities, I’ll probably whallop a penguin next!”
"So let me get this straight: I'm stuck in an underground science facility, fighting a battle of wits against this JACKED-UP supercomputer who wants to kill me, and now I'm talking to a box with a heart on it. Oh yeah and I can make portals by shooting a fancy gun, I guess that's a thing I do now! Yeah okay, sure. What next, I fail to escape and have to go through this bullshit all over again but this time with a talking mechanical eyeball?"
So let me get this straight: I'm pacing the pews in the church corridor? I'm hearing a FREAKING exchanging of words! And, oh yeah, I chime in with a: "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!" I guess that's something I do now. What's next, TECHNICALLY our marriage is saved?!
"Let me get this straight. I'm in a land with lots of creatures, I have to capture them with these balls, and oh yeah; my partner is a water duck! We're riding giant motorcycle lizards, fighting other people with crazy animals, I bet my duck will be fighting some gym leader or something next. I guess this is what I do now."
so let me get this straight: i fell down this huge mountain WITHOUT DYING, i just met a TALKING FLOWER, and oh yeah, THERE'S FREAKING MONSTERS EVERYWHERE?? ok, i guess that's something i do now. let me guess, i'm gonna learn about "determination" and "the power of friendship" or some bull like that.
"So let me get this straight. I'm somewhere I wouldn't call the mainland, I'm seeing grumping snack bugs and, oh yeah, I need to be a hunter for a town of helpless expeditioneers. Guess that's something I do now-"
"So let me get this straight; I'm somewhere that used to be our special place, I'm seeing freaking monsters and, oh yeah, I'm looking for my deceased wife. Okay, that is something I do now. I solve puzzles. Kill jacked-up monsters. I'll probably confront my inner demons next."
"So let me get this straight, I'm somewhere I wouldn't call my home, I'm seeing my new school as an entire castle, and, oh yeah, I'm talking to a cat! Yeah ok that's something I do now! I summon spirits, kill jacked up shadows, I'll probably start changing people's hearts next."
"So let me get this straight, im a young adult that has a sword in the shape of key, traveling with an anthropomorphic duck and dog guy, and, oh yeah, i fight these SHADOW thingies? Okay, yeah, I guess thats something i do now!"
“So let me get this straight: I’m fighting an entire army of aliens, in a HEV suit, as a one man army? I guess this is something I do now. What? Am I gonna be searching for something called the ‘Borealis’ next?”
So let me get this straight. I'm on a spaceship, in outer space, just trying to do simple tasks to make sure that the ship remains fully operational, and now I hear that one of the crew members is actually some sort of murderer- and not one of us astronauts? And if I see them doing something suspicious or find a crewmate's corpse, I have to call a meeting? **snorts** Okay. I guess this is what I do now. I write unoriginal jokes in the comments sections just so a handful of people can read it, get to the final sentence, and wonder if the lazy attempt at self-awareness is supposed to be meta humor.
Don’t say it don’t think it Don’t say it don’t think it Don’t say it don’t think it Don’t say it don’t think it Don’t say it don’t think it Don’t say it don’t think it Don’t say it don’t think it Don’t say it don’t think it Don’t say it don’t think it Don’t say it don’t think it….
"So let me get this straight: I just lost the only parents I know, all I have left is this old guy and he's training me to use a sword made of light?? Yeah, ok, this is something I do now. I run around with smugglers, take on the government... I'll probably find like, my long lost sister next."
"So let me get this straight, I'm somewhere that's not what I would call HHM, I'm suing friggin old people, and, oh yeah, I'd better call Saul! Yeah, ok that is something I do now. I, I grab the phone, call Saul Goodman, I'll probably become a meme next!" -Jimmy Mcgill
So let me get this straight, I'm a reincarnation of a timeless hero, I say nothing but "Hyah!", and I'm getting orders from a FREAKING tree? Okay, yeah, guess this is something I do now. I collect medallions. I save Hyrule.
Whoa dude isn't it quirky when the characters mention how fake and impractical things in their fictional world are whoa dude they're like totally thinking the same thing I am whoa dude!!! *L A M P S H A D I N G*
It's not even lampshading in the classical sense because none of the things that were happening would be as absurd as the person in the trailer is acting like they are? Like yeah magic and dragons would be surprising but her reaction just doesn't even make sense
@@-Teague- There dragons! OH MY GOD! THE BRACELETS TALK! Yeah, it'd realistically be one thing at most. Then well you kind of realize you're not in Kansas.
So let me get this straight: I'm a tactician who wears a really ominous-looking robe with eyes on it, and I wake up in some kind of field, with apparently no memory of how I got there. And, yeah, now I'm talking this blue-haired man who has really impressive biceps, I kind of want him carnally. And apparently he's a prince? Wait, I gotta position all of these units and order them to fight? What is this, chess? Oh, and now I'm using lightning magic, which so something I can do now. Oh, and I can wield a freaking sword, too? What's next? I find out my father is a cult leader who wants to resurrect Dragon Satan? At this rate, I might as well be a vessel for Dragon Satan to possess at this point!
"so let me get this straight, I hired a bunch of scammers, made a fake game and stole all your freaking money?? yeah ok i guess that's something I do now."
So let me get this straight. I live in a pineapple and said pineapple is under the sea. I'm a fast food chef. My best friend is slow but has convinced me I was ugly. Also my pet, who is a snail, can freaking tie my shoes!??
@@ammagon4519 hint: it consists of three words, the first word rhymes with a word mentioned thrice in this paragraph, the second is that phrase that pirates yell but it abruptly ends with a t, and the last is the very thing you're doing on discord right now.
@@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas Now I'm picturing a mom from a 90's sitcom asking the question, "If Mighty Number 9 told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" and I can't tell if that is cursed or blursed (but I can say that the mom totally sounds like Lois Griffin while saying it).
“So let me get this straight, I’ve fallen down the school storage closet with the school bully, and now she has magic and I’m seeing sentient objects that have magic too! Yeah, I guess this is what I do now. Be controlled by an unknown force, close jacked up fountains. I’ll probably fight crazy people in basements next!”
“So let me get this straight, I just moved to a new town where a bunch of other new guys immediately started yelling their jobs at each other, some guy got murdered last night, and now we’re all expected to figure out who did it and execute them in the middle of the town? I guess that’s something I do now. What’s next, I’ll turn out to be an OP role that can DELETE MULTIPLE PLAYERS a night?”
"So let me get this straight. I'm a teenage boy with a criminal record on probation and I can go to a different world? I can summon a powerful spirit to fight alongside me?! And I can change people's hearts?! I guess that's something I do now. What's next, a cat tells me to go to bed every day?"
So let me get this straight: I’m an anthropomorphic bear who wears pants and no shirt, and has his best friend in his backpack at all times. And I have to save my sister from a witch with body dysmorphia? And I beat up enemies by abusing my best friend? I guess that’s something I do now. What’s next, I get fat and build cars?
"so let me get this straight: i'm a magic witch lady with the power to control my hair, and oh yeah, i talk to demons! i guess that's something i do now. flying to the moon, crossing a mile-wide river, that's fine"
"So let me get this straight. I've moved somewhere that's not what I'd call West Philidelphia, all because I got in one little FREAKING fight that scared my mom?? And oh yeah, I'm movin' with my auntie and uncle in Bel-Air?? Yeah, okay, drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass is something I do now??? I'll probably sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air next."
So let me get this straight. I just dropped into the ruins of a kingdom that used to be populated entirely by bugs, and I don't even have the physical capacity to speak to any of the sparse residents that remain. Not only that, but now I'm expected to replace my siblings' role of holding a moth that is also the sun in their body, because that moth is infecting the wildlife with orange goop. I guess that's a thing now.
"So let me get this straight, I'm a preteen who's just been gifted a wild animal, and I'm expected to go and enslave more wild animals and make them fight each other? Oh, AND THERE'S A HUGE WORLD ENDING THREAT THAT ONLY I ALONE CAN STOP?! Oh yea, and I'm destined to be the champion or something, I guess I do that now, yea... Maybe I'll get a badge that lets me use fly next!"
"So let me get this straight, the Aurora Borealis is at this time of year, it's at this time of day, it's in this part of the country, and, oh yeah, it's localized ENTIRELY within your kitchen?"
I guess that's just something it does now.
What's next, I get to see it?
got a good chuckle out of me xP
@@laurensweyn Uh, yeah, like that would ever happen!
Yes!
Thrilling performance from Chris Pratt
he obviously had to do a lot of working out to look that good for the role
Such professional work as always
He's so cool
He wouldn't be that good
How dare you
That really sounds like a canon thing that Chris Pratt himself, would actually say.
not even as Mario, he'd just do it
You mean the 'kill high schoolers' part, right?
Clearly not, he didn't say "Koopa" like it was a slur.
I hate that this is true.
the thing is this tiktok was made weeks before the mario movie trailer dropped
"So let me get this straight..." **Straightens out bedsheets** "...much better."
This made me laugh way harder then it should...
That's a good one. XD
I guess that’s something you do now
@@pvt.prinny759 anyone who puts a fresh set of sheets on their bed does this.
That made a sound out of my nose
Ngl, much funnier than Forspoken.
I really love the implication that Monokuma is some fish out of water trying to fulfill a role.
That is definitely how Monokuma would describe himself
He's just trying to make it in this ruthless world with his 9-5 (child) grind, man!
“So let me get this straight, I’m a high school teacher barely making ends meet, I’m diagnosed with terminal *freakin* lung cancer, and now my partner is my addict former student! Okay, yeah, guess this is something I do now. I cook crystal meth.”
I'll probably poison a kid next
"I'll probably die next."
goddamn it, I finished writing my Heisenberg comment, and then I scroll down to see "2 months ago"
@@bearpoop720 I’m surprised even I was the first
JESSE...
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WE NEED TO COOK.
This trailer is just getting meme’d into oblivion I love it. Who thought that trailer would bang honestly
@it's about time no it isn't
It reminds me of that "how do you do fellow kids" meme.
So that is in fact a real trailer for a real game.
I kinda want to know what the name is but I know if I get an answer to that I will have officially fallen victim to the ad
@@ashikjaman1940 It's Forspoken, I knew that before I read the watermark at the bottom of the screen.
I had not seen the trailor before but my god it's awful. Who are they trying to bring in with that?
“So let me get this straight: I’m a fresh out of Law School lawyer and I have to defend my best friend?! And I have this partner who can let dead people possess her??? I also blame ghosts for crimes? I guess that’s something I do now. What next, I get put in a fighting game?”
Hold it...
It should *not* have taken me a second reading to realize this isn’t about Better Call Saul
I was looking for this comment.
alright but what actually is this game because I'm guessing it's not ace attorney
@@Sarasa1318 no, that’s Ace Attorney
The dialogue sounds like it's trying extremely hard to appeal to people who have literally never been exposed to the fantasy genre.
It's like Frodo saying "You mean there's a RING that tempts me to do EVIL!? And green monsters called ORCS!? Haha whaaaaaaat? Guess we're not in Kansas anymore!"
So let me get this straight, I didn't follow orders, got sent to a moonbase as punishment, my bunny died, and I'm taking on the entirety of hell now? I guess that's something I do now. I find guns, kill jacked up demons, I'll probably be declared a god next.
Wait, what’s the reference in this one? Cause I don’t remember a bunny in Doom OR Ultrakill.
@@kitt8132 the reference is doom, doomguy had a bunny in the first game, it dieded unfortunately
@@pancakes4795
Ah, that sucks. They must’ve taken that out of Doom 64 then since I didn’t see that when I was playing it.
@@kitt8132 Doomguy had a pet bunny he loved very much named Daisy that was killed by demons
@@kitt8132 you aren't a big enough fan than.
"So let me get this straight: I'm a British archaeologist who wears a ridiculous hat and drives an even more ridiculous car. And now I'm talking to a 12 year-old boy who is "my aprentice". Oh, and I don't do anything archaeological, I only do detective work on weekends and solve puzzles. I see how it is."
Don't forget that you're a professor, but we've never actually seen you teaching anything in a classroom. ;P
You're also very skilled at fencing, so maybe we can still work the killing part in there somewhere... 🤔
Why am I unable to figure out what this is supposed to be? XD
More like Professor Hayton, jheezz
@it's about time bruh
So let me get this straight: I'm a yellow circle wandering a maze and eating power pellets. I'm seeing FREAKING ghosts! And, oh yeah, all I can say is "waka waka"? I guess that's something I do now.
I'm glad you subtitled the waka wakas so the rest of us could understand
"What's next, I eat some fruit and I can kill the ghosts?!"
Only in Pac-Man world 3 would he say this 😂🤣 “Don’t panic everything’s under control..I don’t think it’ll ha-“
You know in the original game they weren't ghosts, they were just generic monsters. They're supposed to be fleshy. But Americans saw them, related them to the kid-in-a-bedsheet halloween ghost archetype, and it stuck.
When I saw waka waka, I thought you were talking about Anya from Spy x Family for a sec lol.
The monokuma one at the end was perfect
I saw this comment beforehand and the monokuma one still got me. absolutely perfect
I've never even played Danganronpa and I still rolled. XD
"I'm talking to a... Wait, I am only talking to actual people. Well, and one robot dude. THEY are the ones talking to a Teddy bear! Puhuhu!"
@it's about time I will cut your feet into strands of angel-hair pasta
It's hilarious because it implies that the killing of highschoolers was somehow, in fact, not Monokuma's own choice
So let me get this straight: we’re going BACK IN TIME to the FIRST THANKSGIVING? And, oh yeah, we’re getting turkeys OFF THE MENU? I guess that’s something I do now
Not on my watch, pilgrim. 😤
What’s next, do we HAVE TO GO BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU?
@@MariOmor1 THAT’S RIGHT! *WE’RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO GET TURKEY O F F THE MENU*
@@saucymemes6696 ahem, going back in time TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING to get turkeys off the menu
@@MariOmor1 …who are you talking to?
So let me get this straight: I’m diagnosed with ADHD. I freaking get overwhelmed by doing nothing! And, oh yeah, I have AUTISM. I guess that’s I do know.
I'll probably get schizophrenia next
Incoming quarterly psych ward visits
Wonder what piece of media this is a reference to!
@@GamingWithHajimemes me
Someone wrote that dialogue genuinely believing that it sounded cool as hell. Remember that and laugh.
Honestly, it’s not so bad as a change up from the usual super serious, gritty monologue. Any other trailers else start doing that and I’ll start to pull my hair out though
@@Hana1LuLu it is just bad though, you can do lighthearted in a not awful way
Actively made me less interested in a game I was (am?) looking forward to.
@@CourtOfWinter While it's nice seeing the FF15 team making a magic based game i'm pretty confident FF16 will have more fun combat and magic overall
@@gameclips5734 and a probably more lighthearted sad story that hits you in the feels for no fucking reason in the third act
"So let me get this straight, I'm a high schooler from Queens, I can do whatever a spider can, I fight burglers with superpowers, and now I'm talking to a suit. I guess that's something I do now. Next, I'm probably gonna meet other versions of myself."
spiderman
@@zixvirzjghamn737 spiderman
@@nvexe8822 does whatever a spider can
"Now I'm leaping off rooftops with the exaggerated swagger of a black teen. So freaking cool."
@@hydrochloricacid7927 Honestly some of the best teamwork I've seen today 👏👏👏
“So let me get this straight, I write what some might not call good dialogue, kill the whole vibe of the game, and nobody stands up to tell me no? Yeah I guess I do that now”
? which one is this
@@zixvirzjghamn737 It's just making fun of how bad the ad is
David cage, you've done it again
@@shigushigu741 DAVID CAGE, YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN!
YIIK?
So that's what the subspace snapcube fandub was referencing
"That's me. You're probably wondering how I got here."
So let me get this straight: I was born and raised in West Philadelphia, where I spent most of my days chilling and laxin all cool at the playground outside of the school, and NOW you're telling me I'm the Fresh Prince of Bellaire?
I FUCKING LOVE THIS
Best one!
Phresh
NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED-TURNED UPSIDE-DOWN AND I'D LIKE TAKE A MOMENT TO SIT RIGHT HERE, AND TELL YOU HOW I BECAME THE PRINCE OF A TOWN CALLED BEL-AIR
Ok now this one slaps.
I like/hate that you can now do Mario as just a normal voice, at it can be considered accurate
i can't believe mario actually became normal
chris pratt delivered i guess
I mean there was already a mario movie starring Bob Hoskins where he talked "normally" and a TV show as well. There's plenty of precedent for mario being voiced like that outside of video games.
@@ianmaddox5121 HE HAD. A BROOKLYN. ACCENT. *A THICK. BROOKLYN. ACCENT.*
@@ianmaddox5121 The criticism of Mario's voice isn't that its not over the top, the issue is Pratt isn't even doing a voice, he's just talking how he normally talks. Bob Hoskins didn't use his normal English accent for Mario.
@@ianmaddox5121 Are you talking about the terrible life action movie?
SongWon is so good at doing a Chris Pratt impression that if he were to swap places with him for a day I wouldn’t know the difference
I honestly think he would have done a better job than Chris Pratt playing the Super Chris Bros.
@@jasperzanovich2504 Honestly I'd seriously have prefered if Martinet did a Paarthurnax voice on accident for the whole movie over Mario
@@IRefuseToUseThisStupidFeature *Singe-Wont
@@jarbarsi suj-wind*
Hey! It's Sun Wong! Get it right!
"So let me get this straight, my parents sent me and my sister to spend the summer with our Great Uncle, I found this weird book in the forest and now i'm fighting jacked up supernatural creatures? Okay, I guess that's something I do now"
So let me get this straight, I’m somewhere that’s not what I’d call Dreamland. I’m seeing FREAKING OTHERWORLDLY ABOMINATIONS, and, oh yeah, I’M TALKING TO A BLUE FLYING SQUIRREL?! Yeah, okay! I guess that’s something I do now. I swallow enemies, get jacked up copy abilities. I’ll probably turn into a car next
"…poyo?"
"I got a gun."
That's probably the first thing I will ever remember about this game.
I can’t tell what game this is. Can someone please tell me?
@@lefandomtrash7746 It's Kirby and the Forgotten Land, it's pretty cool.
This is the best one yet, the car part was hilarious 😂
So let me get this at a 180 degree angle
Camera not directly pointed at screen: "so let me get this straight."
I'm a carpenter's square? That's something I do now
So let me get this heterosexual.
So let me get this homosexual
so let me get this gay
Kirby: "this is something I do now, I kill eldritch demons every week"
"Oh yeah, i also talk to a king pinguin and a squirrel that's also a eldritch demon!"
Works much better than in the trailer.
He's not even surprised, he's just explaining
no they always did that... /sar
name checks out
So let me get this straight: I’m somewhere you wouldn’t call my beautiful house. I’m behind the wheel of a large automobile. And I’m talking to someone who is not my beautiful wife? Yeah ok, that is something I do now. I let the days go by, I’ll probably let the water hold me down next. Well, how did I get here?
Ok this is the first one in the comments section that genuinely got a chuckle out of me
Family Guy?
@@mslabo102s2 the song once in a lifetime
You win
Ok this is the best comment in this comment section
So let me get this straight. My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink
What’s next, my stand Killer Queen makes it so even if I have to fight, I’ll never lose?
So let me get this straight *adjusts a picture on the wall* This is just something I do now!
Bro!
I was about to comment "everyone makes fun of this trailer, yet everyone remembers it", but then I realized I didn't even remember what game the trailer was for
I didn't even see the railer
I still don't know what game its for lol
I was somehow sure it was for the monster hunter movie, but then another comment mentioned the atcual game
XD
its on the screen in the bottom left corner
"So, let me get this straight; I use a gun, I have a friggin' cool moustache, and, oh yeah, I want to cleanse this imperfect world. Yeah, okay, that is something I do now. I do combat. I kill jacked upped Archibalds. I'll probably send King Dragon's regards next."
Masterpiece!
*_Archibalds?_*
@@romancatholicgameingDennis: " It's a good thing I brought my second Archibald."
Lygar: "Ok..."
Thought this was going to a different direction when I saw "moustache" 💀💀💀🥵💀
“So let me get this straight…”
*drives through a roundabout*
around ten times.
---To Be Continued-->
So let me get this circular
You won 😂😂😂👍🏿
"So let me get this straight, I'm working as a security guard at a haunted pizzaria, I'm being hunted by freaking animatronics, and, oh yeah, I'm convoluted within this pizzaria's history."
I guess that's something I do now... I watch the cameras, I survive jacked up animatronics. I'll probably become an undead half robot half man next.
Also, my dad killed them? Sure, okay
...That's something I do now! I'm an L shaped block and I fall on other blocks. I'll probably disappear next.
Haha being self aware and self referential is so quirky and funny guys, haha let's break the fourth wall that has never been done before and it's hilarious.
@it's about time 💀
@it's about time
Damn bro if only I used comment links 💀
It's not even breaking the fourth wall if the fourth wall is never established to begin with. And such walless cinema can be done well, witness Michael Haneke's "Funny Games," where the killers' repeated direct addresses to the audience, acknowledgement that they're taking certain actions primarily for the entertainment of the audience, and even at one point rewinding the film itself are used to emphasize how doomed the central family always was and reinforce the film's themes of audience complicity in filmed violence and audience as voyeur. Similar things are used to similar effect in the pseudodocumentary "Man Bites Dog." When fourth wall breaks are used to no other end than "Look at us, we're so clever" that's when it's shit.
Joss Whedon's writing style becoming popular is a curse
Nothing wrong with breaking the fourth wall honestly. It's been done many times to great effect. The main issue in this trailer is how it's done. This is a style of observational comedy that just won't resonate with most people. Talking about your "epic adventure game" like it's a 80s sitcom probably wasn't the best move lmao
Self awareness in media is a difficult line to walk. Too much of it or at the wrong time can really drag a scene down, it's hard to get right. Unless you're Masahiro Sakurai. Shoutout to Kid Icarus: Uprising.
It’s very easy to do if you don’t blurt it out through expository dialogue. You can portray it visually through a character’s reaction to their own actions like looking in a mirror and being surprised, examining their hands, etc.
@@Senriam Basically, show don't tell. The most oft repeated and simultaneously the most oft ignored piece of basic writing advice. Vince Gilligan and his team are hailed as geniuses for what they did with Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul largely because they let the visuals do the talking and trusted the audience to put two and two together without having to have a character visually tell them that it adds up to four. Edgar Wright movies are so inherently rewatchable because most of his comedy is delivered visually rather than just from having comedians trying to out-quip each-other. Film, TV, and video games are all inherently and primarily visual media and yet for some reason a good 90% of creatives in the field can't think of any way to tell stories beyond exposition dumps.
It's not the worst thing to have in a game, but it definitely shouldn't be used as a selling point. Seriously, why did they make close captioning for her lines during the trailer? One of the reasons Kid Icarus was great was because I wasn't expecting the self-aware moments. And even then, they at least waited until the endgame to pile it on and made sure to do it in moments that wouldn't un-immerse the player from the story.
@@Senriam A simple WHAT? when a dragon appears does the trick too.
@@Senriam You are thinking of the wrong thing.
"So let me get this straight. I'm seeing a creepy spirit who I'll stay chill around. I'm intensely writing in a notebook, believing I'll kill all the bad people with it. Oh yeah, and if I have to do it secretly, I'll write inside a bag, then I'll take a chip, AND EAT IT. I guess that's something I do now. I'll probably magically wipe my memory next."
...blue's clues?
Death note.
someguy with someguy named a letter
@@A-Rune-bear L + .....actually it's just L
@@fernandod4046 LMAO
I'm surprised the subspace dub comments haven't taken over yet
"Self awareness" in media grinds my gears too, my friend. Can't stand when I go to a movie or something and they make fun of the consumers for buying their ~outlandish~ concepts! Like why am I even here ntm usually they do it in a way that is so damn hamfisted and stupid
like the new velma show (or movie? idk) coming out, trailer was just them making fun of consumers
Jokes on them, I don't buy their garbage anyway.
Also it just shows a complete ignorance of the market and the average gamer’s tolerance for absurdity.
This game’s marketing: “Man, how are we going to get gamers to buy into all the CrAZY things in our video game?”
The game: *is a generic fantasy action adventure *
Meanwhile…
Indie Developers: “You are a goose.”
Gamers: “FUCK YEAH!”
It just comes off as insecure. I hate to break it to them, but we’ve been watching/reading about magic, dragons, isekai, and sapient inanimate objects for centuries now. Whatever you make isn’t that earth shattering, and calling attention to such is condescending.
That's why I love Jupiter Ascending. It's not a good movie per se, but Mila Kunis never makes some snarky comment when she's told she's going to inherit the galaxy, or that bees were engineered by aliens to sense royalty. It's a very earnest movie.
So let me get this straight. I type letters, sometimes they're yellow, sometimes they're this JACKED-UP green, sometimes I guess the whole word! I guess that's something I do now!
Wordle! :)
Wordle lore
Poe: "They fly now?!"
Finn: "They fly now!"
Poe: "They fly now..."
Rich Evans: "They FLY now."
Nevermind that they've been flying since the Clone Wars. Whatever. lol
@@SeraphsWitness Poe didn't fight in the Clone Wars.
@@TheUnluckyEverydude Well duh, but history presumably exists. There's no reason he should be surprised by the existence of jetpacks, if they had been used in a war 50 years prior.
It's like if a modern soldier was suddenly surprised that landmines exist, even though they'd been used in wars for nearly a century.
@@SeraphsWitness exactly
"So let me get this straight; I'm on this spaceship, seeing freakin' space zombies, oh and I'm talking to visions of my dead girlfriend telling me to make her whole. Yeah, I guess thats something I do now!"
So let me get this straight, I’m in some place you wouldn’t call Kansas. my house just crushed a wicked witches sister. And, oh yeah, I’ve got a pair of _freaking_ ruby slippers that I’m walking on the yellow brick road with. I’ll probably talk with a wizard next…
"So let me get this straight... You put the lime IN the coconut then drink em both up?"
"I'll probably call the doctor next, wake him up! This is something I do now."
“The first half of the video is kinda not for me so I’m not even gonna watch the second half” - an unfortunate soul
WHO!!?!??
ngl that unfortunate soul was very nearly me
Without the first half, I would be so lost.
@@IRefuseToUseThisStupidFeature I don't know. Left might be the right way
I'm still lost.
-Hey, remember those twin bad guys from Borderlands 3 who wouldn't just shut the fuck up?
-Yeah.
-Let's make something like that with the protagonist.
Which one was that? I keep thinking boom bewm but thats from 2
00:51 As a true American, i can confirm
I thought the time stamp would be for when he talks about paying his mortgage, but I guess this works too
So lemme get this straight, im in a place that i would call an office, i press freakin buttons and oh yeah i talk to literally no one? I guess this is something i do now. I sit in my office and press the buttons im told to press. Ill probably stand in a closet next.
Took me a while to figure out it was the Stanley Parable! I forget how simple Stanley’s job even was.
DID YOU GET THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING?? THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING WAS MY FAVORITE!!
Why did I think this was FNAF
“So let me get this straight. I’m not somewhere I would call Popstar, I’m seeing freaking LIONS, and oh yeah, I’m talking to a flying mouse! Yeah, okay. This is what I do now. I copy abilities, I kill jacked-up monstrosities, I’ll probably whallop a penguin next!”
Kirby always killed eldritch abominations, though.
Just another Monday in the Forgotten Land.
normal monday for kirby
"So that's it, huh? We some kind of... Mario Odyssey"
I’LL PROBABLY FLY NEXT!
Damnit Sung Won you can't just spoil the opening 20 minutes of the Mario Movie like that. Not all of us get invited to advanced screenings.
Idk if the “jacked-up turtles” pun was intentional, but if it was, that’s brilliant
underrated
"So let me get this straight: I'm stuck in an underground science facility, fighting a battle of wits against this JACKED-UP supercomputer who wants to kill me, and now I'm talking to a box with a heart on it. Oh yeah and I can make portals by shooting a fancy gun, I guess that's a thing I do now! Yeah okay, sure. What next, I fail to escape and have to go through this bullshit all over again but this time with a talking mechanical eyeball?"
WOOOO! YEAH PORTAL!
What's next, the promise of cake was in fact a total fabrication?
"So let me get this straight... Everything is blocks !? And I'm also made of blocks !?
So let me get this straight: I'm pacing the pews in the church corridor? I'm hearing a FREAKING exchanging of words! And, oh yeah, I chime in with a: "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!" I guess that's something I do now. What's next, TECHNICALLY our marriage is saved?!
"Let me get this straight. I'm in a land with lots of creatures, I have to capture them with these balls, and oh yeah; my partner is a water duck! We're riding giant motorcycle lizards, fighting other people with crazy animals, I bet my duck will be fighting some gym leader or something next. I guess this is what I do now."
Yes
You chose the right starter
@@fernandod4046 I love Quaxly so much! I can't wait to get him.
I get Quaxly's water type, but I don't think there are any ducks that don't live near water
@@LARAUJO_0 Haha fair enough!
so let me get this straight: i fell down this huge mountain WITHOUT DYING, i just met a TALKING FLOWER, and oh yeah, THERE'S FREAKING MONSTERS EVERYWHERE?? ok, i guess that's something i do now. let me guess, i'm gonna learn about "determination" and "the power of friendship" or some bull like that.
*Flowey:* ...You. Idiot.
"So let me get this straight. I'm somewhere I wouldn't call the mainland, I'm seeing grumping snack bugs and, oh yeah, I need to be a hunter for a town of helpless expeditioneers. Guess that's something I do now-"
???
Reference?
Everybody's talking 'bout Bugsnax!
What's next, bunger?
Proz was really on this before anyone else
"So let me get this straight; I'm somewhere that used to be our special place, I'm seeing freaking monsters and, oh yeah, I'm looking for my deceased wife. Okay, that is something I do now.
I solve puzzles. Kill jacked-up monsters. I'll probably confront my inner demons next."
Silent hill 2 remake dioluge looks lit 🔥
SH2
"So let me get this straight, I'm somewhere I wouldn't call my home, I'm seeing my new school as an entire castle, and, oh yeah, I'm talking to a cat! Yeah ok that's something I do now! I summon spirits, kill jacked up shadows, I'll probably start changing people's hearts next."
“I summon spirits, eat jacked up burgers…”
joker?
I love Devil Survivor!!
Still more Joker dialogue than he had in the whole game
The amount of “fuck I’ve got get this out of me” Prozd puts into each video is hilarious.
"I pay my mortgage… which keeps getting extended to cover construction I never authorized"
"So let me get this straight, im a young adult that has a sword in the shape of key, traveling with an anthropomorphic duck and dog guy, and, oh yeah, i fight these SHADOW thingies? Okay, yeah, I guess thats something i do now!"
“So let me get this straight: I’m fighting an entire army of aliens, in a HEV suit, as a one man army? I guess this is something I do now. What? Am I gonna be searching for something called the ‘Borealis’ next?”
Okay, Monokuma caught me off-guard.
Hats off to you sir.
So let me get this straight. I'm on a spaceship, in outer space, just trying to do simple tasks to make sure that the ship remains fully operational, and now I hear that one of the crew members is actually some sort of murderer- and not one of us astronauts? And if I see them doing something suspicious or find a crewmate's corpse, I have to call a meeting? **snorts** Okay. I guess this is what I do now. I write unoriginal jokes in the comments sections just so a handful of people can read it, get to the final sentence, and wonder if the lazy attempt at self-awareness is supposed to be meta humor.
Don’t say it don’t think it Don’t say it don’t think it Don’t say it don’t think it Don’t say it don’t think it Don’t say it don’t think it Don’t say it don’t think it Don’t say it don’t think it Don’t say it don’t think it Don’t say it don’t think it Don’t say it don’t think it….
Self-reported.
AMONGU
Thought this was Space Station 13 until halfway through
@Good luck i'm behind 7000 levies
Meanwhile, I somehow immediately knew what he was talking about when he said "space station" 💀
"So let me get this straight: I just lost the only parents I know, all I have left is this old guy and he's training me to use a sword made of light?? Yeah, ok, this is something I do now. I run around with smugglers, take on the government... I'll probably find like, my long lost sister next."
Wait what is that supposed to be
@@anushmichealbiju916 Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Really? THAT is how you’re gonna Star Wars?
"So let me get this straight, I'm somewhere that's not what I would call HHM, I'm suing friggin old people, and, oh yeah, I'd better call Saul! Yeah, ok that is something I do now. I, I grab the phone, call Saul Goodman, I'll probably become a meme next!"
-Jimmy Mcgill
So let me get this straight, I'm a reincarnation of a timeless hero, I say nothing but "Hyah!", and I'm getting orders from a FREAKING tree? Okay, yeah, guess this is something I do now. I collect medallions. I save Hyrule.
Another absolute masterpiece
Whoa dude isn't it quirky when the characters mention how fake and impractical things in their fictional world are whoa dude they're like totally thinking the same thing I am whoa dude!!!
*L A M P S H A D I N G*
It's not even lampshading in the classical sense because none of the things that were happening would be as absurd as the person in the trailer is acting like they are? Like yeah magic and dragons would be surprising but her reaction just doesn't even make sense
I miss Lamp san
@@-Teague-
There dragons!
OH MY GOD! THE BRACELETS TALK!
Yeah, it'd realistically be one thing at most. Then well you kind of realize you're not in Kansas.
So let me get this straight: I'm a tactician who wears a really ominous-looking robe with eyes on it, and I wake up in some kind of field, with apparently no memory of how I got there. And, yeah, now I'm talking this blue-haired man who has really impressive biceps, I kind of want him carnally. And apparently he's a prince? Wait, I gotta position all of these units and order them to fight? What is this, chess? Oh, and now I'm using lightning magic, which so something I can do now. Oh, and I can wield a freaking sword, too? What's next? I find out my father is a cult leader who wants to resurrect Dragon Satan? At this rate, I might as well be a vessel for Dragon Satan to possess at this point!
Wait what's this one
@@npc6817 fire emblem awakening
"i kind of want him carnally" LMAOOOO
Pick a god and pray!
@@dasyoutubeklohauschen :skull:
"so let me get this straight, I hired a bunch of scammers, made a fake game and stole all your freaking money?? yeah ok i guess that's something I do now."
So let me get this straight. I live in a pineapple and said pineapple is under the sea. I'm a fast food chef. My best friend is slow but has convinced me I was ugly. Also my pet, who is a snail, can freaking tie my shoes!??
"if you die in the game you die for real!" vibes
"It'll make you cry like an anime fan on prom night."-The Mightiest of Number 9's narrator.
When has that ever actually happened in any media lol
@@ammagon4519 hint: it consists of three words, the first word rhymes with a word mentioned thrice in this paragraph, the second is that phrase that pirates yell but it abruptly ends with a t, and the last is the very thing you're doing on discord right now.
@@b.parker1740 I always listen to what Mighty Number 9 has to say!
@@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas Now I'm picturing a mom from a 90's sitcom asking the question, "If Mighty Number 9 told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" and I can't tell if that is cursed or blursed (but I can say that the mom totally sounds like Lois Griffin while saying it).
jacked up turtles💀
“So let me get this straight, I’ve fallen down the school storage closet with the school bully, and now she has magic and I’m seeing sentient objects that have magic too! Yeah, I guess this is what I do now. Be controlled by an unknown force, close jacked up fountains.
I’ll probably fight crazy people in basements next!”
@dippyeggs Yeap
Ayo we have the same pfp
@@MariOmor1 YOOO
(I have a gun :D)
@@defectivetoaster I have a pair of hands that will push you down the stairs😏
@@MariOmor1 ‘-‘
“So let me get this straight, I just moved to a new town where a bunch of other new guys immediately started yelling their jobs at each other, some guy got murdered last night, and now we’re all expected to figure out who did it and execute them in the middle of the town? I guess that’s something I do now. What’s next, I’ll turn out to be an OP role that can DELETE MULTIPLE PLAYERS a night?”
Man I haven’t played Town of Salem in years. I should get back into it.
So let me me get this straight, I was DEAD and now I'm seeing this freaking gargantuan tree.
"So let me get this straight, I'm really not straight, I guess this is something I do now"
Someone tag cs188 to make a YTP out of this
oh that's gotta be splatoon /j
@dippyeggs ohh mannn hey toast!!
it's kinda ironic you stopped making as much content when i started a month later lol
@dippyeggs
"So let me get this straight. I'm a teenage boy with a criminal record on probation and I can go to a different world? I can summon a powerful spirit to fight alongside me?! And I can change people's hearts?! I guess that's something I do now. What's next, a cat tells me to go to bed every day?"
Is this a reference to Digital Devil Saga?
@@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas persona 5
@@roofus242 okay I was assuming a different Megami Tensei game on purpose
@@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas ah I see, whoopsie me!
@@roofus242 s'good game btw
Okay, Guess that's something I do now. I press the like button.
I press the subscribe button. Next, i might even press the notification button!
Okay, don't tell me I'm going to watch other videos next...
"so let me get this straight... i'm in a place that's not Kansas, i killed a witch, and i'm talking to a lion"
Link: I talk?
Link: I guess that's something I do now.
So let me get this straight: I’m an anthropomorphic bear who wears pants and no shirt, and has his best friend in his backpack at all times. And I have to save my sister from a witch with body dysmorphia? And I beat up enemies by abusing my best friend? I guess that’s something I do now. What’s next, I get fat and build cars?
?
@@pikacat09 Banjo Kazooie
"so let me get this straight: i'm a magic witch lady with the power to control my hair, and oh yeah, i talk to demons! i guess that's something i do now. flying to the moon, crossing a mile-wide river, that's fine"
The "I pay my mortgage" part is what got me.
This aged so well
10/10 voice acting with emotion.
The last one killed me omfg
Are you by any chance a high schooler??
@@zedaddy3530 I knew right when I sent that comment that it sounded like that. LOL But no, I am not.
A BODY HAS BEEN DISCOVERED
Are you by any chance a Hope's Peak Student...? 🤨 /reference to that media btw
"So let me get this straight. I've moved somewhere that's not what I'd call West Philidelphia, all because I got in one little FREAKING fight that scared my mom?? And oh yeah, I'm movin' with my auntie and uncle in Bel-Air?? Yeah, okay, drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass is something I do now??? I'll probably sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air next."
I thought this was a Devil Survivor reference
I died at "I pay my mortgage"
So let me get this straight. I just dropped into the ruins of a kingdom that used to be populated entirely by bugs, and I don't even have the physical capacity to speak to any of the sparse residents that remain. Not only that, but now I'm expected to replace my siblings' role of holding a moth that is also the sun in their body, because that moth is infecting the wildlife with orange goop. I guess that's a thing now.
"So let me get this straight [the entire plot of Metal Gear Solid]"
"So let me get this straight, I'm a preteen who's just been gifted a wild animal, and I'm expected to go and enslave more wild animals and make them fight each other? Oh, AND THERE'S A HUGE WORLD ENDING THREAT THAT ONLY I ALONE CAN STOP?! Oh yea, and I'm destined to be the champion or something, I guess I do that now, yea... Maybe I'll get a badge that lets me use fly next!"
Gen 6 and onwards: *What Flying move?*
So let me get this-
SIR FOR THE LAST TIME THIS IS A WENDY'S.
This comment is gold