“Well then... thank you, Martin.” I feel like this is the only NPC who’s fully aware of the dysfunctionality of the game and was weirded out by Martin’s fainting. Props to that dude
That's some terrible speech anxiety he's got there. Fortunately, it seems that his habit of talking in his sleep worked in Martin's favor. Truly, a worthy Emperor.
@@bobmcguffin5706 I once stumbled with a tray of food in my hands, in the cafeteria. Luckily, I caught myself, because the others told me they sere anticipating a mess happening.
@DREEZ you must be so much fun, I bet you had to tell your parents santa wasn’t real, and when your teacher gave you a gold star in kindergarten you said out loud “those aren’t real gold the teacher is scamming us!”
0:18 It's just perfect. The janky, uncanny animations. The complete lack of sync between the Blades "Hails". The female VA's awful delivery. Martin standing up like he's coming to from a drunken stupor. Jauffre just looking at him wondering if the Mythic Dawn have a point. 10/10
@@prestonorrick4317 I see where he’s coming from, but that’s kinda dumb tbh. Plus it’s kinda a spoiler cuz anything he’s in it can be assumed he accepted the role on the condition that he won’t die
"Not much of a speech, was it? Didn't seem to bother them, though." 10/10 punchline, felt like Martin was speaking directly to the player at that moment.
The non-cutscene cutscenes in this game are all bad. Here it's sloppiness with the voice acting, they recorded them individually and didn't put in any effort to have them sync up as if they're chanting together. Just kind of bad voice acting too, the guy who does the male imperial voice is a legend but the woman here is doing that fake quiet yelling shit that just sounds so disingenuous and awful. No energy behind it
It's hilarious how after his fainting episode, he immediately walks towards you smiling with determined eye-contact, not even acknowledging the guards he's bumping shoulders with just to make a sarcastic remark about what just happened.
It's an actual thing I learned from my Speech Communications teacher. Some people actually puke before giving speeches because of how nervous they get.
I think he gave him a poisoned apple (dark brotherhood) so he's permanently gained the "deadly poisoned" ability, meaning it will never wear off Edit: which is why he keeps passing out
Martin: "Not much of a speech, was it? Didn't seem to bother them, though. Blades: *Burst into tears and shout in despair as soon they enter the temple*
Honestly! When this game is.....well on it's game, it can be geniuenly endearing! Even thought it's not all there most of the time, due to the fact that there can't too npcs on screen and all its just many other limitations it has! It still impresses me of how well of a story it can tell! Especially the main story line which genuinely has this grandiose and foreboding tone to it, and it nails it when it can! People keep saying that the sidestories are, but honestly I have no idea what they are talking about! Sean Bean's Martin Septim is a very good character, hell even the Joffrey and the rest gang are very well implemented. People can mock and make fun of this game till Skyes fall down on us, but this game has something other games can only dream of having, a personality! I love this game with all of its flaws, especially how it seems to have this ability for perfect comedic timing without even really trying!
"The Emperor has been slaughtered. But there is hope, 'cause Martin Septim is here." *Martin Septim suddenly dies.* "... My bad, he just had a heart attack. Well... nope, we're screwed." Seriously, this timing is priceless xD!
"I hope I prove my--"
"Well then, thank you Martin."
SirSprite lolllll 😂😂😂😂
@@NexY92 it isn't funny idiot.
Sir Tueur shut up nerd
@@figotheanimator4883 no u
@@Verdinhox2 mom's spaghetti
“Well then... thank you, Martin.” I feel like this is the only NPC who’s fully aware of the dysfunctionality of the game and was weirded out by Martin’s fainting. Props to that dude
Martin is so nervous about speaking in public he keeps passing out
0:19
“Hail DragonBall!”
🎉
...When it’s your turn in public speaking but you have crippling social anxiety
lexalmighty1 to relateble
I relate almost a bit too much
Its Gerrit! :D same. Hated that class
it's like have a dumpling stuck in your throat no words will come out.
Hits too hard...
"There is hope"
*Martin Dies*
"HAIL!"
+phosphorescent_phantom
Of COURSE the character voiced by Sean Bean dies in the middle of a speech.
phosphorescent_phantom ' 400th like
1k like
"Oh thank Talos! He's just fainted!"
"I'll do my best."
*Brother Martin is unconscious.*
Mint Cola well then....
Foreshadowing?
Me
*awkward grasshopper noises*
💀
He's literally trying his best
Yup.
to stay sober
whoa I liked this comment and changed it to 1.1K likes that's cool
"by the nine divines, what's brother martin doing?"
"his best"
That's some terrible speech anxiety he's got there. Fortunately, it seems that his habit of talking in his sleep worked in Martin's favor. Truly, a worthy Emperor.
I think he just slipped repeatedly every time he tried to stand up but kept talking anyway.
@@khongnoi1012 That takes some skill. I know plenty of people who, if they slipped and fell unconscious, would stop whatever they're saying
Lol
King's Speech Oblivion Remake
@@bobmcguffin5706 I once stumbled with a tray of food in my hands, in the cafeteria. Luckily, I caught myself, because the others told me they sere anticipating a mess happening.
0:53
That pause and “...well then”
Was perfection
"Well then, thank you Martin."
“Not much of a speech was it?”
Mi "we'll better get back to our duty aye captain?"
The awkward pause before he says that makes it so much better.
"It didn't bother them though."
is thank you market in auto subtitles
This channel is modern art
Axel T a good one
YES
It's all staged and edited
Tfw Sean Bean can't decide if he's supposed to die in this scene
Underrated comment.
😂😂😂
is that sean bean!?!?!
@@SpaceMissile Yes
Comment of the year
"I'm not used to give speeches"
We can tell,Martin
"So Martin, you feelin' alright?"
"I've been better."
Kinoksis I hope things get better.
beatlerocker99 "Bye!"
Heard any news from the other provinces?
"Nothing that I'd like to talk about."
I'm THROUGH talking to you...
Give him a break. He's not used to give speechs.
LMOA x''DDDD
"Didn't seem to bother them, though"
perfect
9nikolai was thinking the same thing 👌🏻haha
That's real loyalty.
4th Wall 100
Nikolai ll
“Not much of a speech was it?”
No it seemed that you were having a seizure every 5 seconds or so
Nd then everyone just walked all over him getting back to work
@DREEZ you must be so much fun, I bet you had to tell your parents santa wasn’t real, and when your teacher gave you a gold star in kindergarten you said out loud “those aren’t real gold the teacher is scamming us!”
A quick nap is the best way to deal with stage fright
I always rather enjoyed public performing. I shoulda been an actor.
The awkward pause and then the “well then, thank you Martin” was perfect, like even the game didn’t know what the fuck was happening
"I'll do my best."
*passes out*
"One does not simply gives a good speech without getting unconscious👌"
Matt Mac this whole comments section is brilliant 😆
I forgot about that meme
"You will be safe here until you can take up your throne."
**Martin lays unconscious**
that's an metaphor since you can't rest when enemies are nearby!
aww sean
Wilburgur HES ALIVE
Seeeaaaannn Beeeaaaannnn!
Hnnng it is the god father
You have come!
And so have I.
Of course he keeps dying, he's voiced by Sean Bean.
i dont get it
Traps Aren't Gay Sean Bean acted in many different roles, and in a lot of them, his character died.
When ever I see Sean I alway first think of it as Sheen.
oh shitttttttt! lolol
This needs to be pinned!
When you keep rolling a 1 on your speech check, but the DC is a negative number so it doesn't matter.
The night is dark and full of narcolepsy.
lmfao this killed me
I genuinely scream laughed at this
Me too. This needs more upvotes.
He's such a great Emperor, he can inspire his troops in his sleep!
HAIL!
The crickets really completed the whole atmosphere
Tough gig, just got pulled from the bar and told to give a speech...
I hope I prove my-
*dies*
Well then, thank you martin
“You will be safe here” he says while Martin is caught in an agonizing limbo of life and death
That “Well then, thank you Martin” makes so much more sense here than vanilla lol
Heavy lies the crown of responsibility
Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
@@Talondrone Heavy is the head that wears the crown of thorns.
BY AZURA that ending! How can Oblivion be so flawed and perfect at the same time?
I love oblivion because it's so unpredictable. I have 2000 hours in myself, and I've seen quite a lot like this
It's so flawed that it comes back around the other direction as perfect.
Brother Martin has a serious case of stage fright. It's his one weakness.
He´ll be a great emperor. Hail!
That gave me a Monty Python vibe.
Most of these clips do. It's hilarious stuff.
“Not much of a speech, was it?”
*IT SURE WASN’T*
me during class presentations
I know know that feel
Feels bad man
I cried from laughter after reading your comment :'D
feelsgoodman :)
Ok I litterally just read: "me during class *penetrations*"
xD
I would be nervous too.....
public anxiety plus amnesia = elder scrolls' martin septim
0:18 It's just perfect. The janky, uncanny animations. The complete lack of sync between the Blades "Hails". The female VA's awful delivery. Martin standing up like he's coming to from a drunken stupor. Jauffre just looking at him wondering if the Mythic Dawn have a point. 10/10
Poor Sean Bean
i died from laughter
That ancano tho..
He's just practising his upcoming death! 😁
@@0-Noony-0 Sean himself said he will take no more roles where he dies.
@@prestonorrick4317
I see where he’s coming from, but that’s kinda dumb tbh. Plus it’s kinda a spoiler cuz anything he’s in it can be assumed he accepted the role on the condition that he won’t die
After listening to his speech, I feel like their high expectations for Brother Martin may be just a smidge unrealistic.
He was so bored by that speech that he died several times
Toss in those thumbs downs before the bots wake up
obligatory "I see you everywhere" comment
Justin Y. Are you everywhere lmao
Justin Y. Do you even have a real life or do you spend your entire day commenting for likes?
It's really getting old.
It is way past Martin’s bed time.
He maybe Emperor but he’s a good boy at heart.
I know you all expect me to be Emperor. I'll do my best.
Just lemme take 5 real quick...
"Not much of a speech, was it? Didn't seem to bother them, though."
10/10 punchline, felt like Martin was speaking directly to the player at that moment.
Not much of a speech indeed
"Not much of a speech, was it?"
Stop being so humble Martin, it was a great speech.
Brother Martin is unconscious.
learn more about pfps
When they shout "hail martin septim" it's so cringey and awkward haha.
As someone who's never played an Elder Scrolls game, this is how all footage of the games comes across to me...
@@pothatuu .........you never played elder scrolls....................
The non-cutscene cutscenes in this game are all bad. Here it's sloppiness with the voice acting, they recorded them individually and didn't put in any effort to have them sync up as if they're chanting together. Just kind of bad voice acting too, the guy who does the male imperial voice is a legend but the woman here is doing that fake quiet yelling shit that just sounds so disingenuous and awful. No energy behind it
I have high hopes for our new emperor.
The way this goes makes so much more sense to me than the original speech, idk why. "Well then...." makes more sense after an awkward pause XD
his final words to you fits so much better this time around
0:18 I love how disorganized and weak this sounds
He’s under too much pressure 😂 the speech, the throne, Mehrunes Dagon, it’s just all too much 🤣
@0:48 That uncomfortable silence after he faints and the "Well then, thank you Martin." is comedy gold.
but there is yet hope ... LMAO
The female guard having a double voice makes it all even better lmao
It's hilarious how after his fainting episode, he immediately walks towards you smiling with determined eye-contact, not even acknowledging the guards he's bumping shoulders with just to make a sarcastic remark about what just happened.
"Royal played by Sean Bean attempts to deny the inevitable outcome of his character, but fails"
"I'm not used to giving speeches"
Nothing to be ashamed about Martin, happens to the best of us. You'll be a great emperor!
Martin has literally crippling social anxiety
It's an actual thing I learned from my Speech Communications teacher. Some people actually puke before giving speeches because of how nervous they get.
I like how he's still giving his speech while unconscious. I'd say he did MORE than his best!
Martin takes social anxiety to another level.
The way they all stare and watch him fall down.
classic oblivion lmao
I think he gave him a poisoned apple (dark brotherhood) so he's permanently gained the "deadly poisoned" ability, meaning it will never wear off
Edit: which is why he keeps passing out
0:50 Guard in the Background: Screw you guys, I'm going home!
"I'm not used to giving speeches"
Even the NPCs skip dialogue in Oblivion
Martin was just too excited to digest the situation that he's gonna be crowned as the emperor.
That damn sanax, always kicking in in the most unoportune of times.
he's just stressed
“Long live t-... Long live the em-... Long live th-... I’m going home.”
“ I’ll do my best” * falls over* lmfao
His dialogue just matches up perfectly for the situation lol
I love how the speaker looks down at Martin every time he collapses.
Had a little too much to drink there, and right before the speech, naughty naughty, Martin.
0:30 Sean bean saying Geoffrey...flashbacks
Wouldn't it be flash forwards in this case?
"How much of a speech was it?"
Ah. Brilliance.
This isn’t the first time they’ve seen an Emperor pass out from anxiety in the middle of a big speech, best to just go with it.
when you have to do a speech in front of the class.
“I’’m not used to giving speeches”
*Yea we can see*
They don't seem to concerned about the well-being of their leader hahaha
0:12 WHEN THE ADDERALL KICKS IN
With how tired Martin seems I don't think he's going to be picking up the throne anytime soon...
I always pretend that when characters say "Hail" they say "Hell" in a southern accent
My favourite thing is how no-one even reacts, let alone helps him, when he collapses
When you have crippling phobia of performing before audience.
"I'm not used to giving speeches."
he just... he just needs a good night sleep...
"Gods take this skooma-induced narcolepsy."
In proper Sean bean fashion. He dies several times.
Bladesman(?): "The emperor and his sons were slain on our watch. The empire is in chaos."
Brother Martin: * swoons *
Martin: "Not much of a speech, was it? Didn't seem to bother them, though.
Blades: *Burst into tears and shout in despair as soon they enter the temple*
I swear man, you channel truly is something.
That one time where he fell forward instead of backwards lmao, it's the little things
They say great leaders often have “Falling Sickness.”
Honestly! When this game is.....well on it's game, it can be geniuenly endearing! Even thought it's not all there most of the time, due to the fact that there can't too npcs on screen and all its just many other limitations it has! It still impresses me of how well of a story it can tell! Especially the main story line which genuinely has this grandiose and foreboding tone to it, and it nails it when it can! People keep saying that the sidestories are, but honestly I have no idea what they are talking about!
Sean Bean's Martin Septim is a very good character, hell even the Joffrey and the rest gang are very well implemented.
People can mock and make fun of this game till Skyes fall down on us, but this game has something other games can only dream of having, a personality! I love this game with all of its flaws, especially how it seems to have this ability for perfect comedic timing without even really trying!
The best part is that he was low key looking for validation at the end there.
"Not much of a speech was it?"
As if you were to disagree.
"The Emperor has been slaughtered. But there is hope, 'cause Martin Septim is here."
*Martin Septim suddenly dies.*
"... My bad, he just had a heart attack. Well... nope, we're screwed."
Seriously, this timing is priceless xD!
In retrospect, it was probably not the best time for Martin to take up skooma.