Oblivion - 7 Minutes of Funny Moments
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- Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
- A Compilation of funny The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion clips.
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I heard Bethesda had to dumb down the AI for Oblivion. The way they had it, the npcs were actually killing each other. The npcs had needs. Like to eat for example. So a beggar would steal food to eat, which would cause a guard to attack. Then the beggars friends would join in, and well, you had a huge war in the city
Now we need the realistic AI Mod.
That would've been awesome
Its always been a war against the homeless..
*AI discovers the human condition*
The game Kenshi has a lot of in in some places, like the cities of Shark and Flats Lagoon. Those cities have turret defenses, but their shooters tend to injure others due to a low Precision stat. NPCs that injure another faction's NPCs also damage their faction's relationships with each other. In towns with lots of different factions like Shark, this ultimately leads to both factions going hostile and killing each other.
I love that kleptomaniac guard not able to stop himself but still warning people that there's a pickpocket.
Hypocrisy/corruption at its finest.
"It wasn't me, it was Patricia"
"Do you or a loved one also suffer from pickpocket-addiction? Pickpocket-addiction is a serious problem and affects many people every year.
If you or someone you know is struggling with pickpocket-addiction, please call this hotline."
how dare you accuse him of corruption!
The Last one...kills and then check the body and says there a Killer around 😂
2:22 This is the best Oblivion thing I have ever seen, holy shit
" haaaAAAAUG"
(bursts from under rocks) "HAAARGH!"
It was an ambush to arrest you
omg i can't stop laughing
Jumpscare warning
2:22 dude was having a nap on those rocks and you accidentally stepped on his nuts!
Didn't know this was in the Mans1ay3r universe
"OOOGH, my *c o c k"*
A bit rude, innit?
There's a Monty Pythonesque humor to Oblivion that I feel won't be seen again. The game starts so seriously and then introduces you to so much uncanny hilarious moments while still remaining atmospheric and ominous at times. Truly a gaming masterpiece.
"Well met" - "Well met" - "Well met" - "Well met"
@@HappyBeezerStudios Good day. Good day. Good day! Good day...
@@DevDreCWGood day….
"THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD"
*removes hat in front of him*
"i never seen this man in my entire life"
What?
*takes off cowl*
“I don’t know you and i don’t care to know you”
Bruce Wayne?! Did you just see Batman run by?
Power of Grey Cowl of Nocturnal. Wonder what would happen if Batman got his hands over it.
“A WISE CHOICE, CITIZEN.”
I’ve been playing Oblivion since 2007 when my dad randomly bought me a jewel case Oblivion not knowing that almost twenty years later I’ll still be playing it. Rest in peace dad.
RIP to your dad man. At least he left you a gift that will always give though ❤️
at least you had a Dad, and was a good one
Yeah my dad passed away actually playing Oblivion. Get sucked right into the TV. Almost 20 years later, I still play to try to find him in there. RIP Daddums..
RIP. My dad also got me into oblivion around the same time.
🥺🥺
“I must confess… That Nord was a disappointment.” That shit had me in tears.🤣
3:20 that ghost was so tired, he forgot he could phase through matter. I feel that.
Clearly, that fence was pure iron. Repels ghosts. Everybody knows that.
@@ArakkoaChronicles probably silver
Not the only time where a ghost forgets they're a ghost.
Recently did the quest with the atherium forge in Skyrim, and Katria somehow doesn't notice that as a ghost, she could just walk through the fence and stick her head into the chest to see what's inside.
4:10 - Fine Imperial police work right there.
He gets a cut
Nothing to see here, this is clearly a legitimate toll collector. Afterall, the player did pay him.
They are always on the duty
Yeah; it’s so weird this doesn’t count as a crime. That being said, if he had fought the Highwayman, the guard would have joined in!
@@TomJakobW
I guess he’s called that because he’s a legitimate worker for them
4:31 really shows the horrifying effects of skooma addiction
That’s the part that had me laughing.
6:07
This is easily one of the most tense moments I have seen in any videogame, specially when The Count raises his fists. It made the ending even more hilarious.
@@Arvel_The_Swit He is just standing there...menacingly
lol the guard pulls out his bow and misses from like 2 feet away
@@timstarmer5242 He inmediately gives up and pulls out the sword, bows ain't his thing
"The body is still warm. Looks like we have a killer about.."
@Someguy136 I would have bought 2 copies
Sometimes we wonder if sheogorath's realm leaks into tamriel
It is said that one who mantles a divine must have always been so on some level.
The fact that the CoC becomes Sheogorath, means they always were, and all of this simply is Sheogorath interacting with Tamriel
The portal in the Nibenay doesn't help.
@@aprinnyonbreak1290 so all this time, the Hero of Kvatch really was just a piece of Sheogorath
I like it. Makes all the glitches you can do in the game that much more canon
@@Crimson_Sun2486 well not a piece, you actually become sheogorath, and race doesnt affect such choice because fuck it he can take any form he wants, so you are not a piece you are sheogorath
@@Emanuel-o1s I guess what I should've said was the Hero of Kvatch was actually an avatar of Sheogorath
"Let's see if we can't find those mountain lions" killed me. Thanks so much for uploading these!
Turned out he can't!
4:00 is so good LOL
Leroy Joffers
LEEEEROYYY JEEEENKINS!!!!!
"Wow, superhero landing!"
I barked out a laugh at 4:55 when Ulrich is at the Battle of Bruma and he’s still using that “I dont care to know you” line
0:45 "It's over, I have the high ground."
You underestimate my power!
@@sleazymeezy don't try it
4:35 skooma got that man swimming through the quantum realm
The AI in this game is priceless and you got to love their encounter with other AI just so funny. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Have you heard of the high elves?"
"I don't want to hear about that"
"Good day"
3:10 had me dying. they looked embarrassed lmaooo
6:48
Pulls out bow
shoots once
fails
gives up
pulls sword
hits twice
yeets the player
checks on body
"there's a killer around"
Everything about this scene is pure gold, this is why I love oblivion
He missed that shot at nearly point blank range
I liked how the Grey Fox acts surprised to see someone wearing his mask, and immediately thinks it's the Grey Fox, even though he was the Grey Fox. And yes, I know the mask changes reality, but it's still funny. It is one of the best items in the game, since you effectively transform into a different person when you wear it - like Batman - and you can do whatever you want, then remove the mask and avoid all consequences.
Nah man, He’s the Gray Fox. He just surprised to see the Grey Fox. Different spelling so totally different. Ignore the subtitles. Their spelling is merely a….. a mistake.
2:23Sounded like he was trying to give you a jump scare.😂
😂 the guard hating himself “treacherous little thief”
That sneaking guard saying "put that back you worthless thief" is like he's mocking himself
6:08 this whole situation had me crackling
"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain" - The guard in first clip probably
2:22 I just can't stop replaying it! Help me!
It's been hours and I can't stop..
same!
"HOW DARE YOU STEAL FROM ME" says the Cheydinhal Guard STEALING FROM EVERYONE ELSE 🤣🤣🤣
2:21 I almost spat out my drink
The noise of pain he makes really sells that he's emerging from a pile of boulders
That ghost and mountain lions had me laughing, I was NOT ready for that guard at the end, I spit my drink out when he said “there is a killer about” 😂😂😂😂😂
Ulrich: "I don't know you, and I don't care to know you."
Also Ulrich: "So, you're the famous Hero of Kvatch?"
these are the both the most kind and most rude ncps ever
3:52 "hmm. Body's still warm"
3:42 guard jumpscares will never get old 🤣🤣
I remember being absolutely amazed by how immersive this game was when I first played it. Some memories that will stay with me forever. And now there is nothing funnier than these crazy moments people find. The one at 2:22 is absolute gold.
just leave
I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.
The amount of near death laughters I had with this video...
1:16 - Adamus Phillida still doesn’t know how to use the door
@ 2:22 LOL Okay, you got me. Failed the no-laugh challenge.
4:41 Teach me your ways oh air swimming elf.
skooma
lots of skooma
Knew the guards were corrupt
The swimming Gelephor and the Guard Captain jumping out of the rubble fking killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:22 is such a story twist even George RR Martin couldn't come up with it
2:22, 3:44 and 4:00 were my favorites, fking hilarious
I cant stop laughing every time i see it😂
"I must confess ... that Nord was a disappointment" - Oh really, was he?
Keep this game alive. Every gamer should experience this hilarity.
Omfg the objects flying off the table when someone sits down is the best thing ever
0:50 Throught years of playing this game since the release I've always left Farwil to die. Recently I managed his survival. It took me much more times and 5-6 saves and loading but finally I escorted him to the sygil stone. Its like leading your drunk friend back from the bar through a very dangerous area of the city when he tries to start a fight with everyone.
4:36 and people wonder why Skooma has been banned in Cyrodill.
"Body still warm. Looks like there is a killer about", the watchman said, after killing the player lol. 07:02
Literally 90% of the voice acting in this video are from Wes Johnson
Well, the Gray Fox mask part actually is explained in lore. (spoilers I guess) While wearing the mask the wearer's original identity is completely obscured from all forms of identification. And when the mask is removed, any ties to the Gray Fox are removed immediately. This is a blessing and a curse. Because until the player character gets it it has a curse that it cant be removed.
The cowl can be removed, but all traces of the wearer's identity disappear for as long as the curse is in effect, even if the cowl is removed. It's not until the end of the Thieves Guild questline that the curse is finally broken.
“YOULL NEVER TAKE ME DOWN.”
*Takes himself down*
There's just nothing like Oblivion. I love it so much
0:41 - Is it reverse Star Wars reference?
3:54 - Indeed.
I was in stitches the whole time. My God. The memories. Thanks for this upload.
This game has no bugs. Only hidden features.
*sits in a chair*
"PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"
He stole something
Few things bring me as much joy as watching Oblivion being Oblivion for hours
This game is absolutely insane. Must be one of the funniest bug fests ever.
The bugginess is what makes it an absolute classic, in my humble opinion. I agree with you on the level of insanity Oblivion brings. Classic.
That music feels like coming home. The good days of gaming are long gone.
to think that it was the horse armour dlc that set it all on a ruinous path
2:22 how random encounters im caves work:
2:22 tears are literally running down my face hahaha how can a game even have this much comedy xd
When i first played through oblivion, I abused the gray fox trick to slaughter guards so I could sell their armor.
Now of course, I had not discovered Dorian by this point.
I love using the Gray Cowl so I can go on a killing spree and walk away from it like nothing happened.
My guy such a good detective he investigated his own murder 🤣
Idk why but the sickly looking guard at around 2:00 creeps me out so much lol
Yes?
If I can interpret it in lore: This is what the Oblivion Crisis does to someone physically.
4:47 damn what a trip that must be !
5:58 - now that's what I call a grattitude!
"You are a hero, and you have to leave"
I like 3:12 😂: Hey we are kings! Wait somebody's coming.
"don't you see that I'm very busy?"
"Good bye."
😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a kid all of the daedra looked like darth maul variants to me 😅
All I can say is this: "Skooma's a hell of a drug!"
the cowl of the grey fox and its associated glichiness with the AI always felt oddly appropriate for a daedric artifact that was directly affecting people's minds
5:58 I've spitten off both my lungs
Again thanks for the Oblivion video. Loved it! I saw many people stealing in this game but never a guard. Great catch.
My favorite thing to do is to steal The Gray Fox's normal pants from his inventory so that when he reads the Elder Scrolls and takes off his armor he is standing there covering his bare junk in front of the countess.
Completing the main quest while wearing the Grey Fox cowl removes the 500 bounty.
Just don't take the mask off again or it'll come back.
It makes me laugh uncontrollably when someone is caught stealing and the entire room loses their minds.
the last one truly embraces the spirit of oblivion AI
Guard kills a thieving player character.
Hmm, body is still warm, looks like there is a killer about... XD
I love this game and how it does weird shit instead of catch on fire when things go awry.
4:41 "What can I do for you?"
"I don't know, how about the backstroke?"
You know sometimes, after seeing stuff like this, it feels like kind of a bummer to play those hyper realistic looking blockbuster games.
Oblivion will always be one of my most favorite games ever. It's how I introduced my now 20 year old son to TES. He's addicted now. I bought the game in 2008 when he was just 4 years old; I remember playing it in the living room of our condo and he came out of his room to watch. Of course I made him wait until he was a bit older to allow him to actually play it but he's been hooked on TES ever since and now he's a grown man.
0:52 "I should take his signet ring from his body" while the guy is submerged in lava xD
The guard kicked things through the room and blames you on violating the law
3:47 “it’s over anakin. I have the high ground.”
"You'll never take me down!"
*Jumps into lava*
Ahh the nostalgia of this game more beautiful than skyrim
Literally had my jaw hanging in shock from the scene at 0:32 to 1:12, the knight literally jumps down and redeems Farwil by killing the dremora, then swims through the lava to die right by his side rather than go on without him... wtf? People think Oblivion's AI is basic but I swear this game fucks with you
I love trolling city guards with the Grey Cowl of Nocturnal. Take it off right before they try to arrest you and they just greet you.
F for every brave knight of the thorn fell in battle against the trecherous deadra
2:30 They should have called him the gray troll
"You never take me down!" (Falls on the lava and dies.)
1:16 this legions humble soldier at your services how can i help you the civilian of the empire?
Trouble?
I remember them being amazing roasters and the 1 thing they all came together was pick pocketing
I was the Kajit and they called me a mangy house cat or something. They always brought the bag.
5:18 American police lol
Dude was ready to throw hands because you took his seat.
"the infamous grey fox!!" - the infamous grey fox, 3e 433
I see nothing wrong here, everything is working as god Howard intended
2:05 MFW someone bothers me while I'm alone in the woods
I think this takes the crown for the best oblivion video.