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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2018
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  • @bobbackwards8481
    @bobbackwards8481 5 лет назад +23215

    Over the course of 30 seconds he goes from calling you "stranger" to "trustworthy" to "my dear friend."

  • @MaddieB
    @MaddieB 5 лет назад +28595

    I could be banished for telling you!
    *alternate Irish personality takes over*
    Okay, okay, I'll show you.

    • @TheZeroSbr
      @TheZeroSbr 4 года назад +1600

      Seems like demonic possession.

    • @handbanana8459
      @handbanana8459 4 года назад +1072

      Plot twist: it’s Sheogorath in disguise.

    • @Sprecherfuchs
      @Sprecherfuchs 4 года назад +728

      Waitttt.. is that what Americans think an Irish accent sounds like?? Ok this explains all the weird voices in skyrim

    • @deidara_8598
      @deidara_8598 4 года назад +309

      @@Sprecherfuchs I know, right? The Nords sound some weird mix of French and Danish!

    • @Sprecherfuchs
      @Sprecherfuchs 4 года назад +196

      @@deidara_8598 yeah the voice acting is distractingly bad when they try to do accents

  • @billtalent1
    @billtalent1 3 года назад +6532

    in case anyone is curious about what actually made this happen
    1. when invited into the sanctum the game marks your character so the other NPCs won't consider you as a tresspasser
    2. whoever programmed this forgot to make a check for companions/followers, so only the player will get marked and their companions will not
    3. the blind monks sense the companion as a trespasser which makes them hostile
    4. the companion is programmed as a civilian and will not defend itself, instead trying to flee
    5. when a blind monk kills the civilian, it is seen as a crime by the other monks, who then turn hostile to that monk
    6. when a blind monk kills another blind monk it turns the other blind monk hostile towards the one that killed the monk
    7. all threats are dealt with, the last surviving monk goes back to his normal routine.

  • @dreammfyre
    @dreammfyre 3 года назад +3887

    If you read this:
    May you always wear soft silks.

    • @soumyadeepbanerjee964
      @soumyadeepbanerjee964 3 года назад +70

      I only wear rusted chains. Prepares me for folk like these blind monks!

    • @bezahltersystemtroll5055
      @bezahltersystemtroll5055 3 года назад +31

      thanks, may you too :)

    • @blake17
      @blake17 3 года назад +11

      ❤️

    • @foadiron
      @foadiron 3 года назад +23

      I only wear soft silks on Tuesdays ... wait ... today IS Tuesday!

    • @Kwak444
      @Kwak444 2 года назад

      Ccbjukxee th b

  • @Kryptnyt
    @Kryptnyt 5 лет назад +13467

    They were blind, but they could smell the Adoring Fan's hair care products

    • @leonhart1164
      @leonhart1164 5 лет назад +720

      It's so strong it made them kill each other.

    • @DanielAyy
      @DanielAyy 5 лет назад +246

      Hey, what did you do that for?

    • @nickojc850
      @nickojc850 5 лет назад +194

      Either that or his fresh asshole

    • @AbyssalSchmitt
      @AbyssalSchmitt 5 лет назад +98

      Lmfao the scent got on eachother very confusing

    • @EnchantedSmellyWolf
      @EnchantedSmellyWolf 4 года назад +33

      @@leonhart1164 the scent defiled their territory and killed each other!

  • @CouchPotato252
    @CouchPotato252 5 лет назад +7303

    Voice Actor: "Is this line supposed to be read in the Argonian or Nord voice?"
    Booth Guy: "Yeah."

    • @levishelm426
      @levishelm426 5 лет назад +186

      "It just works..."

    • @griftingnightmares
      @griftingnightmares 5 лет назад +115

      They had the guy do 300 regular takes, then told him to do a silly take, they wouldn't use it in final production... Like how they filmed Dr Strangelove. I doubt they did this...but if they did.....

    • @GrexTheCrabasitor
      @GrexTheCrabasitor 5 лет назад +48

      its actually a completely different voice actor

    • @renno2679
      @renno2679 5 лет назад +33

      I think that was the beggar voice

    • @rosedragon3498
      @rosedragon3498 4 года назад +3

      Thats an old nord voice

  • @superhead1399
    @superhead1399 3 года назад +3972

    “Stranger”
    -5 seconds later-
    “Dear friend”.

  • @Bleurei
    @Bleurei 3 года назад +1252

    the monks made a temporary alliance to kill the adoring fan before killing each other.

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 5 лет назад +16222

    0:20 When you suddenly remember you're actually an old Irishman for a moment.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 5 лет назад +96

      I am RUclips's supreme being! Follow me a be part of the greatest community on the Earth! Thanks for being a fan, Miocal Philson

    • @cornball2448
      @cornball2448 5 лет назад +438

      @@AxxLAfriku what

    • @gadgetro7184
      @gadgetro7184 5 лет назад +184

      @@AxxLAfriku Wtf?

    • @CoffeeSnep
      @CoffeeSnep 5 лет назад +232

      @@AxxLAfriku yo man, i don't know who you are, but I'm super baked right now and this is freaking me out a little. Thanks? Oh, and I love you. Even though I don't know you? Fuck, man, I'm way too high to be doin this shit tonight.

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 5 лет назад +26

      @@CoffeeSnep then you probably have the gobbles for Thanksgiving

  • @LehySnek
    @LehySnek 5 лет назад +14079

    "Show me what you've got" - Blind monk

    • @wanderer_87
      @wanderer_87 4 года назад +205

      Underrated comment 😂😂😂

    • @isac9448
      @isac9448 4 года назад +63

      LMAOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @chanellynn5634
      @chanellynn5634 4 года назад +7

      Lehy 😂😂‼️

    • @Fiufsciak
      @Fiufsciak 4 года назад +61

      I LIKE WHAT YOU GOT

    • @sfd28_
      @sfd28_ 4 года назад +44

      *I see*

  • @fique695
    @fique695 4 года назад +1198

    _"I'm just warming up"_
    *dies*

  • @Zi-listedRosso
    @Zi-listedRosso Год назад +469

    I do appreciate how the monk guarding the door specifically prefaces that he is a 'peaceful' monk, as if trying to separate himself from the crazed blind warmongerers hidden in the catacombs.

  • @Wahlrusberg
    @Wahlrusberg 5 лет назад +8824

    Let it never be forgotten that the 800ish NPCs in the game were voiced by the same 10 people...who had to read their lines alphabetically.

    • @samarkand1585
      @samarkand1585 4 года назад +363

      How they were supposed to read them? Numerically?

    • @ACHEESEDANISHZ
      @ACHEESEDANISHZ 4 года назад +2574

      @@samarkand1585 lines should be read with context. Having voice actors read there lines in alphabetical order gives no context to the lines.

    • @dingdongslick9344
      @dingdongslick9344 4 года назад +866

      @@ACHEESEDANISHZ is it actually true they had to read them alphabetically? That seems like a bizarre decision - though I guess it was the most efficient way for them to do it.

    • @kookbook4399
      @kookbook4399 4 года назад +1023

      @@dingdongslick9344 maybe not most efficient but definitely laziest. The recording process would probably have been as fast if the lines had been sorted into conversations beforehand

    • @mariagalanaki2559
      @mariagalanaki2559 4 года назад +20

      Bruh

  • @anttitheinternetguy3213
    @anttitheinternetguy3213 5 лет назад +4297

    Whoever decided To put blind monks with swords into guard duty should've seen this coming.

    • @Bluetanmancan
      @Bluetanmancan 5 лет назад +215

      Antti The Internet Guy
      Not if they were blind too

    • @loganbabcock6179
      @loganbabcock6179 4 года назад +150

      They wouldn’t see anything wrong.

    • @Will-ql6di
      @Will-ql6di 4 года назад +67

      The monks certainly wouldn't

    • @lordbruce2720
      @lordbruce2720 4 года назад +2

      Or not

    • @IRAwhiskey
      @IRAwhiskey 4 года назад +17

      & Monk with no sword proceeds to beat the shit out of the other two😂

  • @Tobygas
    @Tobygas 4 года назад +4965

    2:10 "I've fought mud"
    What and absolute legend

    • @leonhart1164
      @leonhart1164 3 года назад +59

      Lmao

    • @Krooksbane
      @Krooksbane 3 года назад +22

      Lmao!

    • @lotrlmao1648
      @lotrlmao1648 3 года назад +124

      i fought mudcrab more fearsome than you!- blind monk, probably

    • @lvlupent.7334
      @lvlupent.7334 3 года назад +20

      He was tryna say he got it out the mud

    • @tape4767
      @tape4767 3 года назад +18

      This man is a hero to us all!

  • @professortree9387
    @professortree9387 3 года назад +3046

    1:08 he just knows they're after him and runs without saying a word. pure gold.

    • @min1897
      @min1897 3 года назад +292

      legendary
      seeing the light of his torch swinging side to side, as he desperately aims for the door
      he knew he was going to die right then and there

    • @ONshark
      @ONshark 3 года назад +150

      hahaha, he's like "nope", turns 180° and gtfo

    • @lvlupent.7334
      @lvlupent.7334 3 года назад +70

      I sense a disturbance in the force.

    • @adammezoe3575
      @adammezoe3575 3 года назад +10

      These monks have left the civilization so I think its free to call them pedos.

    • @Haydutin
      @Haydutin 3 года назад +36

      I'm gonna die from laughter.

  • @catgang.
    @catgang. 5 лет назад +7355

    “We are peaceful monks”

    • @dreadcthulhu5
      @dreadcthulhu5 5 лет назад +292

      Well if you kill everyone there will be peace. Can't fault that logic.

    • @varlinn7319
      @varlinn7319 5 лет назад +79

      Then Pay with your Blood!!!

    • @NapoleonBonaparde
      @NapoleonBonaparde 5 лет назад +60

      "pulls out a katana out of nowhere"

    • @malcolmholmes2596
      @malcolmholmes2596 5 лет назад +17

      "We export freedom"

    • @coops3600
      @coops3600 5 лет назад +18

      These guys have been learning about peaceful religion from islamists

  • @TarsonTalon
    @TarsonTalon 5 лет назад +3963

    "The first rule about Monk Club is we don't talk about Monk Club."

    • @liminaloner
      @liminaloner 4 года назад +51

      The second rule of Monk Club is *we do not talk about* Monk Club

    • @dELTA13579111315
      @dELTA13579111315 4 года назад +19

      What's the 34th rule about monk club?

    • @ferdjur4195
      @ferdjur4195 4 года назад +47

      @@dELTA13579111315 if something exists in oblivion, there's a bug for it.

    • @alphariusfuze8089
      @alphariusfuze8089 4 года назад +1

      @@dELTA13579111315 No, that don't exist, just a bug

    • @InVinoVeratas
      @InVinoVeratas 3 года назад +3

      *The third Unofficial rule is:* no Adoring Fans allowed; or Our AI will wig out, causing us to kill each other on sight (even tho we blind)

  • @rst768
    @rst768 3 года назад +1005

    The fact that the bare-handed monk won it's just hilarious

    • @biz09ification
      @biz09ification 2 года назад +86

      The bit where he says "Die by hands" and plants a 6 punch combo on adoring fan 😂 i think he would have dropped him if adoring fan didnt slip the last power punch

    • @blightedgrounds
      @blightedgrounds 11 месяцев назад +13

      He's so strong, he doesn't even need a weapon

    • @Darkness-ie2yl
      @Darkness-ie2yl 7 месяцев назад +10

      brother tyson

  • @biz09ification
    @biz09ification 2 года назад +242

    1:25 "Die by hands" proceeds to land 6 punch combo on adoring fan 😂. Then comes out on top in the battle of the blind monks unarmed. What a legend

    • @Ecyeyr
      @Ecyeyr 2 года назад +5

      8

    • @r.m2921
      @r.m2921 2 года назад +4

      Underrated comment

    • @Darkness-ie2yl
      @Darkness-ie2yl 7 месяцев назад +3

      then just calmly walks away to go tell the other brothers about the fight he just had

  • @Bacon_
    @Bacon_  5 лет назад +8292

    I got a lot of new subscribers from PewDiePie's Oblivion Video, which is really cool. But he didn't mention the 'LaFave Bros' youtube channel in that video, so I want to do that now. The LaFave Bros are in my opinion the best Oblivion youtubers out there, they inspired me to start posting Oblivion videos and they helped me get views when I first started out. So if you like Oblivion please do check them out, they have a great Oblivion let's play going on and they do some really funny IRL Oblivion sketches every now and then.

    • @carlamartins6756
      @carlamartins6756 5 лет назад +108

      Bacon_ Your videos made my day

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 5 лет назад +17

      Tomorrow another day at school my friends created a funny game in every break I get punched in the face by all of them. But when I get home to my TWO hot girlfriends it is all good again. I am the RUclips Megastar. Thanks for listening dear Bacon

    • @FawfulsGalaxy
      @FawfulsGalaxy 5 лет назад +131

      That's really nice of you to do man. Respect for giving back to those who inspired you.

    • @user-gy2ks8bq3o
      @user-gy2ks8bq3o 5 лет назад +5

      Well we are glad we have you bacon now. We thank them and you for coming

    • @wesleybunch4925
      @wesleybunch4925 5 лет назад +40

      Dude I watch you and The LaFave Bros obsessively. You guys have helped me through some pretty hard times, and are purely the inspiration for the videos I am currently making. If you ever get the chance, check a couple of them out. You guys are the best ❤️.

  • @eiregonzo97
    @eiregonzo97 5 лет назад +6192

    ''Oblivion will feature groundbreaking AI, something we're calling 'radiant AI.' It is truly one of our greatest accomplishments to date.'' - Todd Howard, 2005

    • @Sornok
      @Sornok 5 лет назад +375

      Well, at least on the AI part he is right. The "greatest accomplishments" one, I mean.

    • @ProStateExaminer
      @ProStateExaminer 5 лет назад +315

      I know this is a joke, but Radiant AI never made it into the final version. They cut it from the game, however there are some mods that partly implement this Radiant AI.

    • @ThillerKillerX
      @ThillerKillerX 5 лет назад +61

      I feel like they haven't changed much since

    • @Li_Tobler
      @Li_Tobler 5 лет назад +161

      tell me sweet little lies.. 💞

    • @DrJones20
      @DrJones20 5 лет назад +8

      He was right

  • @joshua.johnson
    @joshua.johnson 3 года назад +424

    The way they just all run towards him without saying a word kills me every time

    • @Kuronii01
      @Kuronii01 2 года назад +6

      kills him, too

  • @GhostWarmth
    @GhostWarmth Год назад +68

    He preserves a very special voice for his dear friends.

  • @averyplaysguitar
    @averyplaysguitar 5 лет назад +7016

    You know it’s Oblivion when the unarmed blind monk is the one who emerges victorious

    • @kilikus822
      @kilikus822 5 лет назад +344

      Your will, my hands.

    • @Oblivion9873
      @Oblivion9873 5 лет назад +14

      @@kilikus822 nice

    • @BlueGreyWolf
      @BlueGreyWolf 5 лет назад +171

      But that's the awesomeness of what a Monk should be, fight without weapons and come out victorious!

    • @whatisthishandlegarbage
      @whatisthishandlegarbage 5 лет назад +5

      no. it can happen in runescape in edgeville. ur wrong. stop ur gaming.

    • @disgusted1
      @disgusted1 5 лет назад +17

      That or an old episode of Kung Fu.

  • @jdamsel8212
    @jdamsel8212 5 лет назад +4105

    0:20 when she says she likes men with accents

    • @aaronvirdee5813
      @aaronvirdee5813 5 лет назад +41

      😆😆😯😂😂😯🤣🤣

    • @bup6340
      @bup6340 5 лет назад +21

      Didn't get the joke, but upvoted for 420 likes.

    • @SailorIvo
      @SailorIvo 5 лет назад +2

      She can smd

    • @Krisars
      @Krisars 5 лет назад +4

      @@SailorIvo Weird flex, but okay

    • @SailorIvo
      @SailorIvo 5 лет назад

      The Hawkster Plot twist, she likes man with dick

  • @frigis2806
    @frigis2806 4 года назад +813

    Everyone talking about how the guys voice changes at the start but not how adoring fan gets beat to death

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 3 года назад +90

      Because the Fan's already leapt off a cliff and survived. He's indestructible. That voice change however is cutting edge sorcery.

    • @liebling4069
      @liebling4069 3 года назад

      Who?

    • @AbyssalSchmitt
      @AbyssalSchmitt 3 года назад +23

      @Mezzy Mazu i brought the adoring fan into an oblivion gate got to the top before the sigil stone chamber, told him to wait, i went inside took the stone, closed the gate and i never saw him again XD

    • @somedude5465
      @somedude5465 3 года назад

      This happened to me but with mazoga the orc (I think her name is) SHE was DEFINITELY speaking as a HE lmao.

    • @Domiss1100
      @Domiss1100 3 года назад +2

      :(

  • @GardenFootCreature
    @GardenFootCreature 4 года назад +685

    "Who's laughing now?"
    Everybody, Todd, everybody's laughing...

  • @shanedwyer6250
    @shanedwyer6250 5 лет назад +3749

    Imagine this from Brother Holgers perspective. He lets you in and not even a minute later all the monks run out and start killing each other

    • @mysteryjunkie9808
      @mysteryjunkie9808 5 лет назад +273

      Some friend you turned out to be

    • @EvilGremlin100
      @EvilGremlin100 4 года назад +351

      Perhaps this is why you're not to bother the other monks... they have a serious habit of breaking out into fights to the death with each other at any slight distraction.. he's just trying to keep the last of what was once a huge team of monks alive..

    • @shanedwyer6250
      @shanedwyer6250 4 года назад +89

      @@EvilGremlin100 very true plus theyre blind so they are never sure who the enemy is

    • @EvilGremlin100
      @EvilGremlin100 4 года назад +39

      @@shanedwyer6250 nah, they know what they're doing... they just love fighting eachother for some reason

    • @shanedwyer6250
      @shanedwyer6250 4 года назад +41

      @@EvilGremlin100 nah everyone in Oblivion has the same voice so they might as well be blind and deaf, since they only have hearing and theyre enemies and allies sound the same

  • @CopperCreekCuts
    @CopperCreekCuts 5 лет назад +4511

    2:12 My man brought a fist to a sword fight...AND WON!

    • @spartanq7781
      @spartanq7781 5 лет назад +195

      What a badass.

    • @Pathologic9
      @Pathologic9 5 лет назад +150

      Monks bro just monks

    • @whatisthishandlegarbage
      @whatisthishandlegarbage 5 лет назад +2

      it would have been less gay if he brought a sword to a fist fight and won

    • @lancebagley3833
      @lancebagley3833 5 лет назад +15

      The guy must be Chuck Norris

    • @pal1d1nl1ght
      @pal1d1nl1ght 5 лет назад +64

      @@lancebagley3833 he brought 2 fists. His weapons out numbered the other monk. Gg

  • @thebusiness8212
    @thebusiness8212 Год назад +52

    The unarmed monk giving the adoring fan a 10 piece combo will never fail to make me laugh

  • @KingslayerSrb
    @KingslayerSrb 3 года назад +155

    Adoring Fan: *exists*
    Blind Monks: Oh boy, here I go killin' again!

  • @CharityDiary
    @CharityDiary 5 лет назад +2994

    When he says "Don't bother the other monks", he's talking about his multiple personalities.

    • @InVinoVeratas
      @InVinoVeratas 3 года назад +8

      Well one of them killed two of them, dunno how many are left; but if it’s anything like Identity with John Cusak, directed by James Mangold, only one will be left and it’ll be the one you least expect... so probably the brief drunken Irish character the initial priest had, will be the underlying winner, in the end, when you least expect it...

    • @dant.e.
      @dant.e. 3 года назад +1

      @@InVinoVeratas
      Saw the movie just a few days ago :P

    • @thedestroyasystem
      @thedestroyasystem 3 года назад +6

      yeah, DID (Dissociative Identity Disorder) isn't anything like this. Ik you're doing it for the meme, just wanted to lyk in case you didn't :)

    • @mohammadrezapahlavi4578
      @mohammadrezapahlavi4578 2 года назад +1

      @The Destroya System didn't ask

    • @thorrex
      @thorrex 2 года назад +1

      @@thedestroyasystem interesting

  • @Tran1234.
    @Tran1234. 4 года назад +983

    *gets stabbed, beaten, swung at, for 5 minutes*
    Adoring fan: “you, you, you, you, you.”

    • @ohowjuicy
      @ohowjuicy 3 года назад +12

      I heard this in Mortys voice

    • @Omo21000
      @Omo21000 3 года назад +3

      Lol you you you

    • @squares4u
      @squares4u 2 года назад +1

      Hey! What did you do that for?

    • @destubae3271
      @destubae3271 Год назад +2

      ANCESTOR

  • @jeanjacquesrousseau1955
    @jeanjacquesrousseau1955 3 года назад +172

    The monk clearlly deserved his victory. He showed us some serious skill. He first punched the shit ouf of Adoring fan with a lovely combo at 1:24 but his best move clearlly was the double dodge mage attack at 1:47. He outplayed them.
    What a legend.

    • @r.m2921
      @r.m2921 2 года назад +14

      Underrated comment

    • @fablehaven3653
      @fablehaven3653 Год назад +3

      im dead 🤣

    • @gendoruwo6322
      @gendoruwo6322 Год назад +1

      if you want to learn real kungfu, see how these monks do kungfu.

    • @Darkness-ie2yl
      @Darkness-ie2yl 7 месяцев назад

      then calmly walked away

    • @AshleyPomeroy
      @AshleyPomeroy 5 месяцев назад

      I like to imagine that Mohammed Ali was so powerful he could see through time, and this is how he came up with the rope-a-dope strategy for the '74 Ali/Foreman fight.

  • @briangruessner4453
    @briangruessner4453 3 года назад +59

    Notice how the AI is so good in this game that the blind monks instinctively know to hate the adoring fan and know to rush over to him in the next room to savagely murder him.

  • @jihadityrone2197
    @jihadityrone2197 5 лет назад +1285

    *“You-you-you-you-hey why did you do that for? Y- hey what I ever do to you? Hey wh-“* oof

    • @sithalchemist6957
      @sithalchemist6957 5 лет назад +25

      What are you a maniac?

    • @Bloodletter8
      @Bloodletter8 5 лет назад +3

      Best comment

    • @DarkWolf3399
      @DarkWolf3399 5 лет назад +13

      a n c e s t o r

    • @plokijum
      @plokijum 5 лет назад +10

      Jihadi Tyrone
      You would only hear such vulgarities in a life or death combat.

    • @01Knicks
      @01Knicks 5 лет назад +1

      Jihadi Tyrone LoL! I killed this trash myself many times!

  • @spacepenguin3590
    @spacepenguin3590 5 лет назад +9619

    "What can this peaceful monk do for you, stranger?"
    "I know you are trustworthy."
    "But only because you are my dear friend."
    That monk just skipped a lot of steps to be your friend.

    • @TheTrueSpottedStripe
      @TheTrueSpottedStripe 5 лет назад +353

      Deli worker: "Here's your sandwich sir"
      Monk: Goes to 3rd base with the deli worker.

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 4 года назад +85

      Random Person: “Hi how are you?”
      Monk: “KISS ME NOW!”

    • @Evil_Beauty
      @Evil_Beauty 4 года назад +10

      Merritt Animation "sorry, I'm not Buddhist."

    • @hugoclarke3284
      @hugoclarke3284 4 года назад +45

      Here are all my intimate secrets. But don't tell anyone, I've been a naughty monk, and I could get banished!

    • @Camelotsmoon
      @Camelotsmoon 4 года назад +10

      Naw man, he knew the player character in another lifetime, we just don't get too see it.

  • @justiciar1964
    @justiciar1964 4 года назад +78

    "Let's give the crazy blind monks really big katanas to wave around. What's the worse that could happen?" -Emperor Patrick Stewart.

  • @BoshMind
    @BoshMind 3 года назад +345

    𝙄 𝙝𝙤𝙥𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜

  • @eggchant
    @eggchant 5 лет назад +6170

    I don't know these monks and I don't care to know them

    • @korvo3427
      @korvo3427 5 лет назад +275

      I don't know you and I don't care to know you.

    • @eggchant
      @eggchant 5 лет назад +165

      @@korvo3427 I don't know you and I don't care to know you

    • @aedanshepard316
      @aedanshepard316 5 лет назад +123

      @@eggchant I don't know you and I don't care to know you.

    • @Toasty_Stoat
      @Toasty_Stoat 5 лет назад +81

      @@aedanshepard316 I don't care you, and I don't know to care you.

    • @lucasam973
      @lucasam973 5 лет назад +99

      @Shrek’s Wife i don't know where this is going and i don't care to know where this is going

  • @unlshtb4524
    @unlshtb4524 5 лет назад +6058

    One of them literally changes gender mid fight lmao

  • @buccaneercat
    @buccaneercat 2 года назад +57

    1:35 always sends me!
    The way he’s suddenly cut off in the middle of his sentence and lets out a hilarious grunt as he instantly dies while awkwardly landing on the bench as the monks continue to fight in the background 👌

  • @epicboomshine6595
    @epicboomshine6595 3 года назад +156

    Little did we know there was a power struggle brewing amonsgst the order of monks, the Adoring Fan just simply brought the conflict to light with his presence.

    • @TSCStag
      @TSCStag 3 года назад

      no pun intended

    • @stephenhumphrey7935
      @stephenhumphrey7935 2 года назад +12

      The adoring fan brings violence with him wherever he goes. ( Usually he's on the receiving end. )

  • @thebrokenglasskids5196
    @thebrokenglasskids5196 5 лет назад +1902

    "We are peaceful monks.....with multiple personality disorder and frosted bangs. May you always wear soft silks."

    • @thedestroyasystem
      @thedestroyasystem 3 года назад +10

      *DID not MPD. Not a big deal tho. May you always wear soft silks.

  • @I_hunt_lolis
    @I_hunt_lolis 5 лет назад +3206

    my god this game is pure comedy

    • @jc6226
      @jc6226 5 лет назад +4

      i think you misunderstand comedy sir

    • @AvariceOverlord
      @AvariceOverlord 5 лет назад +247

      @@jc6226 Nah, I'd say he has a good sense of humor.

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 5 лет назад +134

      @@jc6226 forfeit your stolen goods

    • @thebilgekhan
      @thebilgekhan 4 года назад +5

      Imagine growing up with playing this.

    • @il_veltro
      @il_veltro 4 года назад +14

      @@thebilgekhan i did lmao. I'm forever grateful to my brother for showing me this game when i was 8

  • @raidenthedon3790
    @raidenthedon3790 2 года назад +48

    It’s hilarious that Holger just stared as that whole ordeal unfolded, almost as if he was thinking,
    “By the Nine, what have I done?”

  • @justamanofculture12
    @justamanofculture12 3 года назад +141

    *Blind monks as security guards,*
    "It just works."

    • @stephenhumphrey7935
      @stephenhumphrey7935 2 года назад +2

      Yes, but if they catch someone shoplifting, they wont stop beating them until the person is dead, also they might set the store on fire with their magic.

  • @MohammedAAAs
    @MohammedAAAs 4 года назад +894

    1:29
    “ᴵ ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ʷʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ⁻
    OOOOOOOoooᴼᴼᴼᴼᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ
    I hope you know what you're doing”

  • @smilenowsmileforever4226
    @smilenowsmileforever4226 4 года назад +7216

    I like how the blind monks literally don't know that they're fighting each other

    • @chrisgould101
      @chrisgould101 3 года назад +45

      Like 420

    • @107assassin
      @107assassin 3 года назад +176

      Understandable, I mean, they are blind right? XD

    • @BlaDeKke
      @BlaDeKke 3 года назад +9

      @You Tube Was thinking the same

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 3 года назад +14

      It's a suicide cult that doesn't know what the word "suicide" means

    • @raferalstonisgoat4457
      @raferalstonisgoat4457 3 года назад +153

      and the other monk, who isn't blind, is just standing there watching them kill each other.

  • @tom-bruh
    @tom-bruh 3 года назад +40

    'May you always wear soft silks' is how I'm going to end all my conversations now

  • @CelsoARRibeiro
    @CelsoARRibeiro 10 месяцев назад +15

    Adoring fan, while being hounded by blind monks with swords for murder purposes: "What did you do that for?!" Oblivion is priceless

  • @jerryjacobsunny5574
    @jerryjacobsunny5574 5 лет назад +1409

    0:20 my voice during class presentations
    0:24 my voice when I talk with my friends

    • @unlimited8410
      @unlimited8410 4 года назад +70

      more like the reverse

    • @DeathsWhistle
      @DeathsWhistle 4 года назад +40

      @@unlimited8410 oh so you're telling me you use your sexy voice around your friends. A little sus if you ask me

    • @ReiAnikaAyanami
      @ReiAnikaAyanami 4 года назад +45

      @@DeathsWhistle no more like they use the high pitch nervous voice during a presentation

    • @JediEdi
      @JediEdi 4 года назад +72

      0:20 my voice how i hear it
      0:24 my voice how everyone else hears it

    • @jebowar6679
      @jebowar6679 3 года назад

      Bruh sounds like dr doofenshmirts

  • @sgtsnuggles9112
    @sgtsnuggles9112 5 лет назад +2462

    You ever murder one of your fellow monks with your bare hands just to flex on weaboos who love katanas?

    • @curajacaster
      @curajacaster 5 лет назад +70

      weird flex but okay

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 5 лет назад +1

      I am RUclips's supreme being! Follow me a be part of the greatest community on the Earth! Thanks for being a fan, Snuggles

    • @alexpope4642
      @alexpope4642 5 лет назад +37

      @@AxxLAfriku ... Did you just fucking roleplay on me?

    • @whatisthishandlegarbage
      @whatisthishandlegarbage 5 лет назад +4

      fawk yea, everybody does that. what u never been to edgeville in runescape? the monks are cunts there

    • @VeneficaDelirium
      @VeneficaDelirium 5 лет назад +2

      Everyone in Edgeville is a cunt.

  • @legonuts100
    @legonuts100 3 года назад +85

    Therapist: Tell me your dreams, I'm sure they will explain more about yourself
    My dreams:

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei 3 года назад

      Psychiatry is pseudo-science as I prove in my series on atheist myths.

  • @MALIK-sx2qq
    @MALIK-sx2qq 2 года назад +19

    “ May you always wear soft silks”
    He understands me 🥺

  • @TheMegatuz
    @TheMegatuz 5 лет назад +361

    1:23 "Hey, who, who he-heyhey, who, who, he-hey, who-whoo... I hope you know what you're doing."

  • @DanierCZ
    @DanierCZ 4 года назад +869

    “Watch out!”
    -Blind Monk

    • @theuwuguy6175
      @theuwuguy6175 3 года назад +45

      "watch out" said a blind monk to other blind monks

  • @hahahahaa945
    @hahahahaa945 4 года назад +38

    I love the instant disengage after every elder scrolls npc fight

  • @vexatri2528
    @vexatri2528 3 года назад +19

    Adoring fan: Follows you
    Blind monks: *Peace was never an option*

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 5 лет назад +5780

    "Peaceful monks"
    *minor inconvenience happens*
    *monks take out swords they had on their persons, charge up destruction spells they learned*

    • @AdmiralMcGravy
      @AdmiralMcGravy 5 лет назад +29

      Found him

    • @Shendue
      @Shendue 5 лет назад +12

      Oh, it's you again. I still think you suspiciously look like that Mistobaan guy.

    • @Silly_Illidan
      @Silly_Illidan 5 лет назад +5

      You

    • @articusramos808
      @articusramos808 5 лет назад +5

      I seen you somewhere before....but where?!

    • @acroninja21
      @acroninja21 5 лет назад +2

      ahahaha great comment! 😂👍

  • @BlitzKriegPlays
    @BlitzKriegPlays 5 лет назад +702

    sometimes i feel like Oblivion is just a parody.

    • @DreamskyDance
      @DreamskyDance 3 года назад +60

      yuup.. oblivion sometime seems like...monty python... the game. XD

    • @AleksandrNevskiyu
      @AleksandrNevskiyu 3 года назад +3

      Should be

    • @slowfuse
      @slowfuse 3 года назад +15

      it's only truly a parody if you have the experience of buying it day 1 for $90

    • @tadstrange1465
      @tadstrange1465 3 года назад +3

      It's just Monty Python

  • @javierbalcazar3378
    @javierbalcazar3378 3 года назад +22

    "Watch out" - Blind Monk
    1:21

  • @dwightclark7627
    @dwightclark7627 3 года назад +25

    After a bottle of Jameson is waved in his face: "OK, OK, I'll show you!"

  • @ToddHowardBethesda
    @ToddHowardBethesda 5 лет назад +483

    Here at Bethesda Game Studios we actually hold a battle Royale instead of the regular interview process

    • @knownas2017
      @knownas2017 5 лет назад +23

      You're selling your game here, and at Vinesauce.
      Your marketing is unstoppable.

    • @imnotabirdman
      @imnotabirdman 5 лет назад

      Ohhhh todd, you dog you.

  • @asadstrangelittleman9655
    @asadstrangelittleman9655 5 лет назад +789

    I love this game, so polished and refined.

    • @NocturnalNick
      @NocturnalNick 5 лет назад +28

      one might even say 'it just works'

    • @NocturnalNick
      @NocturnalNick 5 лет назад +4

      @Shrek’s Wife Todd Howard confirmed to be Phil Swift?

    • @MerryBlind
      @MerryBlind 5 лет назад +5

      It’s quite literally flawless.

    • @InsidiousOne
      @InsidiousOne 5 лет назад +1

      Like all Bethesda games since Daggerfall

  • @ctrlaltrepeat245
    @ctrlaltrepeat245 3 года назад +269

    We just gonna ignore how at 0:24 this dude just somehow reversed puberty then went back again

  • @BallisticMeek
    @BallisticMeek 10 месяцев назад +5

    “Better them than me”

  • @wafulayurn2253
    @wafulayurn2253 5 лет назад +3786

    I love the “Quest Updated” text that pops up. In game, it says that “the blind monks won’t be happy to see me.”
    Read that again.

    • @MrCh0o
      @MrCh0o 5 лет назад +254

      Ooooh, Bethesda...

    • @fuku512
      @fuku512 5 лет назад +175

      11/10

    • @hotpockets2224
      @hotpockets2224 5 лет назад +105

      it took too long for me to understand what youre saying..

    • @aceclover758
      @aceclover758 5 лет назад +32

      It isnt Bethesda’s fault
      It is a figure of speech

    • @cobracommander6606
      @cobracommander6606 5 лет назад +2

      EA, the Scumbags of Gaming Doesn’t mean they had to use it.

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 4 года назад +4800

    Watch out...
    *Blind Monks*

  • @SebHaarfagre
    @SebHaarfagre 3 года назад +19

    There's so many things wrong that I don't know where to begin, and this is exactly why I love Oblivion.

  • @Kristians92
    @Kristians92 3 года назад +24

    I love how the monk with just his fists won the monk with the sword and then casually walks away, what a legend, man! This video is pure gold! I haven’t laughed this much in years!LMAO

  • @Steak__
    @Steak__ 5 лет назад +1011

    Monk with sword: Do your worst
    Unarmed Monk: *Punches and kills Monk*
    Edit: thanks for the subs kings&queens

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 5 лет назад

      Yes I am RUclips's ULTIMATE BEING!!!! Follow me and be a part of the greatest community on the Earth!

    • @BlueGreyWolf
      @BlueGreyWolf 5 лет назад +2

      Like a real monk! Yeah!

    • @user-kv1eg6cv4z
      @user-kv1eg6cv4z 5 лет назад +1

      Surprised Pikachu

    • @bumdeben9366
      @bumdeben9366 5 лет назад

      Unarmed 100

    • @Pebphiz
      @Pebphiz 5 лет назад

      Oh he has plenty of arms, and knows how to use them.

  • @Leiviosuh
    @Leiviosuh 5 лет назад +144

    Adoring Fan: "What I ever do to you?!"
    Clearly wasn't wearing soft silks.

  • @bryanak6681
    @bryanak6681 2 года назад +3

    "Oooo.......I hope you know what you doing😏"
    - Brother Holger

  • @silksong7277
    @silksong7277 4 года назад +7

    Lmao I am dying 😂 she literally did a split when she died. 2:02

  • @onepunchman8545
    @onepunchman8545 5 лет назад +380

    I like how they attacked the adoring fan first

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 3 года назад +27

      They did not like him at all. I guess you could say the monks....
      weren't a fan.

    • @gastonbell108
      @gastonbell108 3 года назад +18

      That's the bug. Passing the skill check with Holger makes it so they don't attack you on... smell? The Adoring Fan follows you everywhere so he gets attacked.

    • @brenyboy26
      @brenyboy26 3 года назад +9

      adoring fan immediately turns around like shiiiiiiiiit i’m dead

  • @ryarod
    @ryarod 5 лет назад +1824

    Anyone else have a mind to give credit to the unarmed monk who defeated the swordsman? Holy cow that was impressive.

    • @Jackspiring
      @Jackspiring 5 лет назад +72

      Two of them XD what a beast!

    • @mysteryjunkie9808
      @mysteryjunkie9808 4 года назад +168

      I loved it when he was getting sliced up with a sword ge was talking shit like "Show me what you got!" The absolute Madman

    • @Nantosuelta
      @Nantosuelta 4 года назад +29

      absolute mad lad

    • @kasajizo3136
      @kasajizo3136 4 года назад +9

      the first guy already did most of the work

    • @AudreysKitchen
      @AudreysKitchen 4 года назад +39

      And then he casually walks off, like "I'm going back to my catacombs then."

  • @BuriedFlame
    @BuriedFlame Год назад +3

    _"Don't disturb them, they're disturbed enough already."_

  • @loki2379
    @loki2379 2 года назад +4

    Brother Holgers: Watch out
    He said that to blind monks.

  • @naterk9460
    @naterk9460 5 лет назад +485

    0:58 The blind monks won't be happy to see you.
    You want to run that by me again?

    • @euphoricatheist6694
      @euphoricatheist6694 5 лет назад +69

      The paraplegic monks will be happy to run that by you again.

    • @guntugakgun1924
      @guntugakgun1924 4 года назад

      Ğ

    • @edsmithmusic951
      @edsmithmusic951 4 года назад +27

      'I stand corrected' said the monk in the orthopaedic shoes.

    • @mushroomhead3619
      @mushroomhead3619 4 года назад +8

      “I hear you loud and clear.” said the deaf monk.

    • @BKPrice
      @BKPrice 3 года назад +5

      Actually, I'd think the blind monks would be ecstatic to "see" anyone.

  • @Durgemann
    @Durgemann 5 лет назад +208

    After the Adoring Fan’s sacrifice, there are now two less monks to worry about disturbing.
    Quite clever and dedicated, that fan is.

    • @eliteofartorias9162
      @eliteofartorias9162 5 лет назад

      Violet Dirge surprising since Cicero's goal is to kill the mc

  • @deathpyre
    @deathpyre Год назад +4

    Just the guy in the background yelling "I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!"

  • @Mrp464
    @Mrp464 Год назад +14

    [Fun point]
    Monks are dual personalities.
    He said it was a magical power, but most of them slaughter people with a sword.
    The protagonist's subordinate met his death due to racial discrimination.
    The monk who opened the way for the main character, the culprit of all evil, is rather alive.

  • @cubablue602
    @cubablue602 5 лет назад +541

    "I've fought pathetic mud crab worms better than feeling my ancestors wrath!"

  • @markkoetsier6475
    @markkoetsier6475 4 года назад +595

    0:58 "I'm betting that also means they won't be too happy to see me."
    They're blind monks.

  • @Garl_Vinland
    @Garl_Vinland 4 года назад +11

    The way he briskly walks back to his chambers indicates guilt.

  • @ghxst_cat34
    @ghxst_cat34 Год назад +3

    Adoring fan: “What’d I ever do to you??”
    Blink Monk: “I don’t even know.”

  • @hakitouchiha
    @hakitouchiha 5 лет назад +1306

    Oblivion AI is a gift from Talos

    • @sootmancer9851
      @sootmancer9851 5 лет назад +49

      careful, friend! the Thalmor are everywhere and they will censor any Talos talk they find

    • @ejfunny
      @ejfunny 5 лет назад +17

      @@sootmancer9851 Let them! I'll never submit to those damned knife-ears, especially to the thalmor

    • @AbyssalSchmitt
      @AbyssalSchmitt 5 лет назад

      Theyre all over dagons paradise PARADISE AWAITS ME

    • @sand5533
      @sand5533 5 лет назад +3

      I think you mean a gift from the /eight/ divines

    • @comradethegreat3599
      @comradethegreat3599 5 лет назад +5

      Hey, what's up with Ondolemar and some other Thalmor Justiciars at your door? Are you hosting a party or something?

  • @DavaScript846
    @DavaScript846 4 года назад +394

    2:11 "I'm just warming up, you Hhm!" LMAO!!

  • @lightshowrecords
    @lightshowrecords 3 года назад +2

    Feel the wrath of my ancestors....Ancestors!!! *punches adoring fan like 12 times*

  • @EmilicoYamigos
    @EmilicoYamigos 2 года назад +8

    I love the fact that they suddenly are aware the Adoring Fan entered their chamber, and they instantly start to hate him wich such fury that they want to kill him, Adoring Fan is sentient about this and tries to run away in vain.

  • @TheDesmund22
    @TheDesmund22 5 лет назад +381

    2:11 I'm just warming up, you-- *HMMM*

    • @lockerbuddy2039
      @lockerbuddy2039 5 лет назад +3

      He had to censor himself, even he needs some sweet, sweet ads.

    • @darkkyosukecrono
      @darkkyosukecrono 5 лет назад +2

      For a moment, he almost forgot they are "paceful monks".

  • @Zimpgames
    @Zimpgames 4 года назад +38

    "We are peaceful monks."
    *20 seconds later*
    "FEAR THE WRATH OF MY ANCESTORS!"

  • @GreatDeity1
    @GreatDeity1 4 года назад +26

    *Monk literally punching the kid in the face*
    *Other monk in the background*
    "Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! OOOOoo- Hey! Hey! I hope you know what you're doing! OOOOoo- I hope you know what you're doing! Hey! Hey!"

  • @GoGoDuckling
    @GoGoDuckling 5 лет назад +502

    That monk who walks in at 1:43 and just stares at the commotion.

    • @HeavymetalHylian
      @HeavymetalHylian 5 лет назад +113

      a peaceful monk

    • @aletaris
      @aletaris 5 лет назад +73

      Watch out

    • @PLUX4
      @PLUX4 5 лет назад +32

      He is watching everyone kill themselves, so that he could get peace for himself. Clever man lol.

    • @SneedFeedAndSeed
      @SneedFeedAndSeed 5 лет назад +28

      blind monk
      staring
      hmm

    • @Weird_Alchemist42
      @Weird_Alchemist42 5 лет назад +34

      "Oh god they're killing each other again."

  • @theadoringfan9666
    @theadoringfan9666 5 лет назад +5037

    Just respawned 🙌

  • @DV-zv4ox
    @DV-zv4ox 3 года назад +4

    Todd Howard, you absolute bloody genius.

  • @Boom__6678
    @Boom__6678 2 года назад +6

    I don't know the last time I laughed this hard

  • @sungilroh920
    @sungilroh920 5 лет назад +140

    Katana is the symbol of the peace among blind monks.