People Who Committed The Dumbest Fails Of All Time

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  • @rbnzpf2774
    @rbnzpf2774 4 года назад +838

    "You´re going to get salmonella" - "I don´t think so,this is chicken not salmon" - Absolutely made my day xd

    • @justsomenessiewithinternet53
      @justsomenessiewithinternet53 4 года назад +46

      Humans are so dumb, but they are sometimes funny, too.

    • @rbnzpf2774
      @rbnzpf2774 4 года назад +15

      @@justsomenessiewithinternet53 yeah, but this kind of answer Works only in english cuz in German salmon means "Lachs" but i stilled laughed my ass off to this one xd

    • @greminboye
      @greminboye 4 года назад +9

      Rbn Zpf so it would be chickenella

    • @S_Phoenix-059
      @S_Phoenix-059 4 года назад +20

      I guess some people don't know that salmonella is unrelated to consuming salmon

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 4 года назад +7

      The lasagna daughter thing was what got me.

  • @jessicalypso8839
    @jessicalypso8839 2 года назад +127

    5:42
    Cop: "Is your truck stuck?"
    Truckdriver: "No. I'm delivering a bridge."

  • @hellobye6364
    @hellobye6364 5 лет назад +256

    9:00 I thought that was salsa too 😂

    • @boeyzhang8565
      @boeyzhang8565 4 года назад +2

      @That One Spinel Fan Named Juleka #JustMonika #CaseClosed #KimbaTheWhiteLion

    • @Foozuu
      @Foozuu 4 года назад +3

      @@boeyzhang8565 wut

    • @rooksanarh9774
      @rooksanarh9774 4 года назад +2

      @That One Spinel Fan Named Juleka
      hh

    • @Averse07
      @Averse07 4 года назад +2

      Me too

    • @dudezgamez550
      @dudezgamez550 3 года назад +1

      relatable

  • @melissalove2463
    @melissalove2463 5 лет назад +138

    “ You can even see the sadness in those footprints!” 💕😂🤣😂💕

  • @skythorpe0846
    @skythorpe0846 5 лет назад +414

    8:46 , that man is smart. The back of the cap is protecting his neck form sunburn and the cardboard for his face...

    • @LadyxSkyy
      @LadyxSkyy 5 лет назад +10

      Just have to say 1)BRILLIANT NAME 2) Brilliant minds!

    • @arpsichord7474
      @arpsichord7474 5 лет назад +5

      nice try but did you see the shadows? no? well the sun was not where the hat was covering so no your wrong.

    • @LadyxSkyy
      @LadyxSkyy 5 лет назад +14

      @@arpsichord7474 Sorry Boss, but one thing you forget to calculate....at what time was this video shot? He may have done this when the sun WAS in such a place that warranted his doing so. Again, just because its on the internet doesnt mean all the facts are there. We could both be wrong, or right, until we find and ask him though......Blessings.

    • @arpsichord7474
      @arpsichord7474 5 лет назад

      @@LadyxSkyy it is clearly on the image he knew where the sun was but im not going to argue.

    • @SeizureSalad
      @SeizureSalad 5 лет назад

      realize that there is a shadow on the visor?

  • @Davidgbball13
    @Davidgbball13 5 лет назад +117

    The guy trying to activate the calculator had a cell phone in his pocket. Got to love people.

  • @Mii4210
    @Mii4210 5 лет назад +324

    “That lasagna looks crisp.”
    “That’s my daughter.”
    BROOOOO, BROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @ptrinch
    @ptrinch 6 лет назад +627

    "Honey, be careful coming home, I heard on the radio that someone is driving the wrong way down the highway."
    "What do you mean 'someone'. THEY ALL ARE!!!"

    • @agent475816
      @agent475816 6 лет назад +10

      rofl😂😂😂

    • @TheSokarin
      @TheSokarin 6 лет назад +10

      Clever

    • @bveracka
      @bveracka 6 лет назад +13

      That's one of the oldest jokes in the book! 'Still funny though 👍

    • @Victoria-og6hh
      @Victoria-og6hh 6 лет назад

      Hahaha😂😂😂

    • @RamsesTheFourth
      @RamsesTheFourth 6 лет назад

      That happens once or twice per year over here :)

  • @miura25yearsago52
    @miura25yearsago52 5 лет назад +160

    *Love his one liner jokes it goes well with his voice.* 🤣

  • @kaijandu8619
    @kaijandu8619 6 лет назад +1964

    Apparently starbucks actually spell names wrong on purpose for people to post on social media giving Starbuck free advertising

    • @cindy846
      @cindy846 5 лет назад +69

      Wouldn't surprise me

    • @pretzelstick320
      @pretzelstick320 5 лет назад +28

      K goes wild no, we just don’t care, and we don’t have time to get it right.

    • @natashianelson3164
      @natashianelson3164 5 лет назад +46

      my aunt autumn once got her name spelled fall, yep you heard me or well read my comment anyways. *slow clap* way to go starbucks, way to go

    • @thecipher8495
      @thecipher8495 5 лет назад +6

      @@natashianelson3164 ohh noice wanna go on a date tho?

    • @mattatk92
      @mattatk92 5 лет назад +3

      @@thecipher8495 lmao

  • @dsdfdsd9535
    @dsdfdsd9535 4 года назад +19

    lmao the one with the phone case blocking the camera is relatable. i put money in the back of my case and i was trying to take photos and wondering why the camera wasnt loading 😂

  • @amandahazleton9457
    @amandahazleton9457 4 года назад +22

    2:58 Legend has it he is still stuck there to this day

  • @HayLeesHomeMade
    @HayLeesHomeMade 6 лет назад +166

    As i person who works in food service, i can safely assume that Starbucks employees are purposely misspelling names for their own amusement, as food service ends up being soul crushing sometimes

    • @Abbenxena
      @Abbenxena 6 лет назад

      I read some confessions on Whisper of people that work at coffee shops, apparently they are trained to misspell names at Starbucks

    • @jamesfuller9332
      @jamesfuller9332 6 лет назад +1

      or ask for any name. I've had people say "Godzilla" or "Optimus Prime" and I write it that way

    • @arekkrol9758
      @arekkrol9758 6 лет назад +1

      any job in a store is soul crushing, ever worked in groccery store? same shit everywhere where you have to deal with customers

    • @SuperfanGirl86
      @SuperfanGirl86 6 лет назад

      Starbucks employees are actually trained to misspell names. They get introuble if they dont and even fired. You have to ask them to not misspell it

    • @katsu6880
      @katsu6880 6 лет назад +3

      Starbucks is basically promoting themselves because they know people are going to post it on social media and others will see if they misspell their names as well. If you thhibk about it's bringing them money so Its a genius plan.

  • @AskenAnything
    @AskenAnything 5 лет назад +49

    9:13 Best part. Thanks for the Tip. Hahaha.

    • @NastyAngel
      @NastyAngel 4 года назад +1

      wtf look like you are meaning sex

  • @BakkerfeelingAdventures
    @BakkerfeelingAdventures 2 года назад +2

    Watching these people makes you feel a lot smarter right away. And as long as they keep at it, we get free entertainment. And for that, we're thankful. But really, some people are so dumb that you'll BE AMAZED! 😂😂

  • @Nor1998_
    @Nor1998_ 5 лет назад +12

    Nice to know there are people like this out there.
    Anytime I think my life sucks.
    I just think of them.

  • @emmapeel-rice4059
    @emmapeel-rice4059 3 года назад +9

    4:30 is one of the biggest reasons I don't like using my phone in public or turn the screen brightness right down so I can hardly see my own screen, imagine someone sat/stood behind you videoing any passwords you enter into your phone, especially phone passwords or a banking password etc.

  • @petalpotionsart
    @petalpotionsart 5 лет назад +24

    This was honestly probably the funniest video i've seen on this channel so far

    • @pinkbanana9669
      @pinkbanana9669 5 лет назад

      if you enjoy this type of humor, you're probably rarted

    • @petalpotionsart
      @petalpotionsart 5 лет назад +1

      @@pinkbanana9669 Yeah, sure, i'm definitely rarted.

  • @randyhill2514
    @randyhill2514 6 лет назад +117

    used to work at a Levi outlet. had a guy come in and ask me if we sold jeans. I waited for his punch line only to be met with a serious looking stare back at me so I casually pointed behind him at the LITERALLY dozen racks of jeans and said..."behold"

    • @jefflyons1224
      @jefflyons1224 6 лет назад +5

      nice one

    • @Ssxpphire
      @Ssxpphire 6 лет назад +1

      Randy Hill 😂😂😂😂 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

    • @IronHorse1722
      @IronHorse1722 6 лет назад +6

      Surely, the opportunity to say no, you only give them away in exchange for modern currency, is an opportunity you may never experience again, and may forever regret so long as you get on with the lame leftovers of what could have been a life? Oh the shame.

    • @chincemagnet
      @chincemagnet 6 лет назад +1

      Lol, nice

    • @_leetealix_8419
      @_leetealix_8419 6 лет назад +1

      Randy Hill 😂

  • @MachetesAreFun
    @MachetesAreFun 5 лет назад +14

    I was laughing my ass off at "it's is my life" before I even noticed "Jon Bovi"

  • @LyricalMiracle1
    @LyricalMiracle1 5 лет назад +139

    9:01 he’s not dumb because he got all of them correct at a 59/59 😂
    pls subscribe to meh

    • @katybug6572
      @katybug6572 5 лет назад +12

      Lol ikr and it does look like salsa!

    • @TheHighDerple
      @TheHighDerple 5 лет назад +5

      The teacher is at fault here!

    • @javafloof
      @javafloof 5 лет назад +5

      Lmao it looks like a kindergartner spelt salsa

    • @ningastuti.78
      @ningastuti.78 5 лет назад +1

      Iol🤣😂

    • @hood3rs627
      @hood3rs627 4 года назад +2

      Lol right when I red 59/59 the guy litrally said 59/59 XD

  • @tristanz4235
    @tristanz4235 5 лет назад +54

    6:58 The c word at bottom right

  • @CuddleFish124
    @CuddleFish124 4 года назад +5

    I’m sorry but the pen-meets-jeans one and the sandwich stuck in the vending machine had me wheezing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @datguy1569
    @datguy1569 3 года назад +26

    This narrator voice along with the little side jokes are priceless winner of the smartest dumb person award.😁

  • @CryptPixel
    @CryptPixel 6 лет назад +13

    9:39 Another good thing for a fail, is when you fail to change the copy/paste of the first step of failing and keeping it the same for step three.

  • @eciesz
    @eciesz 3 года назад +4

    Love how fast this one goes.
    Finally, a channel that gets me.

  • @JoshuaBwelcomesu
    @JoshuaBwelcomesu 6 лет назад +973

    That guy trapped in the elevator looked *pissed*.

  • @DarkonXBL
    @DarkonXBL 5 лет назад +87

    *"It's is my life"*
    -Jon Bovi

    • @livimoruela4173
      @livimoruela4173 4 года назад +2

      The guy trying to activate the calculator had a cell phone in his pocket. Got to love people.

    • @queenieella5151
      @queenieella5151 3 года назад

      @@livimoruela4173 you just copied that from someone else's comment

    • @jeanne7629
      @jeanne7629 3 года назад

      @@queenieella5151 you just copied that from someone else's comment

    • @queenieella5151
      @queenieella5151 3 года назад

      @@jeanne7629 what the hell do you mean? Now u just copied my reply

    • @jeanne7629
      @jeanne7629 3 года назад +1

      @@queenieella5151 i copied your copied your comment, what's wrong with that?

  • @deepee918
    @deepee918 5 лет назад +9

    "That lasagna looks crisp"
    "That's my daughter"
    Funniest part of the whole damn internet!

  • @capuletrose4819
    @capuletrose4819 6 лет назад +234

    To be fair that does look like salsa at first glance lol

    • @esmegigigenevievesqualor2262
      @esmegigigenevievesqualor2262 5 лет назад

      CapuletRose *does

    • @brebwinner9484
      @brebwinner9484 5 лет назад

      yeah i honestly thought it was on purpose

    • @mr.anonymous3158
      @mr.anonymous3158 5 лет назад +6

      That teachers handwriting is terrible

    • @Chu-nikki
      @Chu-nikki 5 лет назад +1

      And why make it 59 and not just 60

    • @ghostderazgriz
      @ghostderazgriz 5 лет назад

      Yea but at the same time any student who gets a test back would probably deduce that anything written at the top of a test in bright red ink is likely a score for the test.

  • @islaz9194
    @islaz9194 5 лет назад +168

    My dad got his name spelled bratt when his name was brett

    • @yoimoya
      @yoimoya 5 лет назад

      Gillian Collisson OML.

    • @kjy2302
      @kjy2302 5 лет назад +1

      K

    • @commentcopbadge6665
      @commentcopbadge6665 5 лет назад +3

      So? That's a mistake that makes sense. They sound almost identical. It's not like getting "All of her" when your name is "Oliver".

    • @blackshadow8694
      @blackshadow8694 5 лет назад +1

      I do the same to my friend😂

    • @ghostderazgriz
      @ghostderazgriz 5 лет назад

      So what's his name now?

  • @kademorrison531
    @kademorrison531 5 лет назад +29

    Came to the comments looking for something about him saying “Deers” but apparently we’re just gonna let it slide.. 🤣

  • @icommandyew8221
    @icommandyew8221 5 лет назад +69

    5:17 that should be on "yOu hAd oNe joB"

  • @sarahbell8886
    @sarahbell8886 5 лет назад +34

    The guy with the ball cap on backwards and the cardboard on his head makes sense to me.
    He was using the back of the hat to shield his head and the cardboard to shield his face. It would have been more uncomfortable and harder to keep should if the cardboard and have it in the right place.
    Also I don't think that the Marc, Starbucks was a fail, I think it was done on purpose to give the guy a laugh. He was being a smart ass and not a dumb ass

    • @beanxr930
      @beanxr930 5 лет назад

      Sarah Bell that backwards cap is to shield his neck

    • @arpsichord7474
      @arpsichord7474 5 лет назад

      not really. first off all stadiums have big tarp covers at their ends. second well just look at starbuck's TOS

    • @arpsichord7474
      @arpsichord7474 5 лет назад +2

      also adding to my comment the sun was in front of him not where you think it was so your wrong.

  • @sarahlovee4229
    @sarahlovee4229 Год назад +8

    I never saw the resemblance but like 20 years ago, my family visited Japan. Tons of people stopped just to take photos with my brother thinking he was Leo DiCaprio or Matt Damon
    We stopped trying to correct people after a while and just went with it. It was a hilarious situation to me

  • @Complex_assault
    @Complex_assault 5 лет назад +8

    COP:This is a one way street.
    Old Man: I KNOW I'M ONLY GOING ONE WAY

    • @bindovi8599
      @bindovi8599 5 лет назад

      Quit reusing f*cking road jokes

  • @kojima3194
    @kojima3194 5 лет назад +13

    1:26 legends say he still regretted that

  • @zjuvergaur
    @zjuvergaur 4 года назад +37

    Lost it at "Mark with a C" 😂👍👍

    • @MystianPrincess
      @MystianPrincess 3 года назад

      I have spelt the name Clint in all capital letters before and it came out wrong when I accidentally put L and I too close together.

    • @royaldavid2773
      @royaldavid2773 2 года назад

      They do that on purpose cause when you take a pic and post it many people can see it and its like free sponsor think of this would you hire a dum cashier they do it on purpose 😑

  • @Unsensitive
    @Unsensitive 6 лет назад +30

    The cardboard and hat is a good idea. Protecting neck from sunburn, and box is less glare than the hat!

  • @krissmgvlogs
    @krissmgvlogs 6 лет назад +548

    What is amazing is the narrator spoke for over 11 minutes without taking a single breathe!

    • @Buttermommy
      @Buttermommy 6 лет назад +13

      Thats obviously not a joke. people don't just "joke" about something so retarded. They only joke about something when its obvious it's a joke. You don't need to be so desperate to act like you're better than someone.

    • @doop1005
      @doop1005 6 лет назад +24

      @@Buttermommy salty boi

    • @Buttermommy
      @Buttermommy 6 лет назад +10

      "salty"? youtube isnt a game of cod with screaming 11 years olds similar to you.

    • @wolv3sarecool943
      @wolv3sarecool943 6 лет назад +11

      r/woosh why do people say that

    • @Buttermommy
      @Buttermommy 6 лет назад +4

      How do you not know what r/ means? look it up. Are you that dense that one you dont know it but do fucking dumb you can't even look it up?

  • @Flowxrz0
    @Flowxrz0 8 месяцев назад +1

    "Nothing like cracking open a cold pair of shoes with the boys" That made me die laughing XD

  • @noahlani6480
    @noahlani6480 4 года назад +5

    1:52 Lmao, once my aunty held up to me a piece of chocolate smelling soap, and me, a 6 year old thought it was chocolate. So I took a bite, the soap factory workers felt so bad they actually bought me chocolate and payed for that stupid fake chocolate bar. Lmao I still think about it to this day

  • @itsmoggintime
    @itsmoggintime 5 лет назад +68

    The guy who put his shoes in the fridge is actually kinda smart
    Too hot outside?
    Worried that feet will be boiling out there?
    Just put your shoes in the fridge!
    Hell, put your entire outfit in there!

    • @rey4874
      @rey4874 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @bobbiusshadow6985
      @bobbiusshadow6985 5 лет назад +2

      @@vanessarillo9324 I actually do that when it's too hot in the restaurant's kitchen.. I take my breaks in the meat locker

    • @lukemurphy7yearsago513
      @lukemurphy7yearsago513 5 лет назад

      You could say your outfit is fresh.
      Ok I’ll show myself out

    • @GrassPossum
      @GrassPossum 5 лет назад +1

      Why not just move in there?

    • @jonathangabriel8568
      @jonathangabriel8568 5 лет назад +1

      @@bobbiusshadow6985 Thats Brilliant 👌👌👌👌

  • @katybug6572
    @katybug6572 5 лет назад +3

    I love the ‘Friends’ memes in between! lolz A Very funny vid. . Glad ppl will always continue to do stupid things so we will surely always be entertained.. keep ‘em comin!! 😂😉👍🏻✌🏻💜

  • @subscribep7495
    @subscribep7495 5 лет назад +24

    7:47 happened to my dads car last year
    It was hilarious 😂

  • @RookcandyExoterix
    @RookcandyExoterix 5 лет назад +18

    Hello Starbucks workers, I am your new spelling teacher, Mrs Dracioana!

  • @craftyfish0
    @craftyfish0 4 года назад +4

    3:53 I still can not wrap my head around this.
    EDIT: 4:16 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jaxcarp22
    @jaxcarp22 6 лет назад +313

    In their defense I read salsa at first too 😅

  • @rosiefay7283
    @rosiefay7283 6 лет назад +6

    2:03 Perhaps not a fail -- perhaps he was so near his car (or was in the open for such a short time) that he didn't think it was worth putting his umbrella up and folding it up again for just that short time.

  • @Beefeater911
    @Beefeater911 4 года назад +75

    The Bon Jovi one has a third typo - “it’s is...”

    • @blytzoharchived5728
      @blytzoharchived5728 3 года назад +3

      no shit sherlock

    • @Beefeater911
      @Beefeater911 3 года назад +2

      @@blytzoharchived5728 go fuck yourself.

    • @NoNameO7
      @NoNameO7 3 года назад +1

      @@Beefeater911 your triggered because your in this video? Nothing new.

    • @Beefeater911
      @Beefeater911 3 года назад +5

      @@NoNameO7 were you trying to spell “you’re?”

    • @Beefeater911
      @Beefeater911 3 года назад +4

      @@NoNameO7 Because you misspelled it twice in your 5th grader statement.

  • @Complex_assault
    @Complex_assault 5 лет назад +12

    6:18 I find that adorable

  • @ZAK_the_YAK
    @ZAK_the_YAK 6 лет назад +62

    The plural of deer is deer. Not "deers" @ 1:22

    • @nwc2392
      @nwc2392 6 лет назад

      ZACK_the_YACK I call it deers as well.

    • @tei3359
      @tei3359 6 лет назад

      Deers are also acceptable

    • @r3q_896
      @r3q_896 6 лет назад +2

      No, deeri.

    • @mimoooon
      @mimoooon 6 лет назад

      Nah, deery

    • @luxzartheglorious
      @luxzartheglorious 6 лет назад

      @@tei3359
      not genetically

  • @GetYourBeaks
    @GetYourBeaks 6 лет назад +332

    "An escalator can never be broken, it can only become stairs" - Mitch Hedburg

    • @sadjoysplode
      @sadjoysplode 6 лет назад +1

      True that XD

    • @warailawildrunner5300
      @warailawildrunner5300 6 лет назад +15

      Depends on the maintenance being done. They're not very useful as stairs if they're missing some of the treads

    • @aranseanziegler1421
      @aranseanziegler1421 6 лет назад +1

      Sad, but true lol

    • @DamonBooker_djBlkout
      @DamonBooker_djBlkout 6 лет назад +11

      Or you get to the top and fall through and are never seen again while desperately giving your child to the people watching you disappear through the hole at the top of the escalator....Real talk.....

    • @jefflyons1224
      @jefflyons1224 6 лет назад

      precisely

  • @WMCandy_11
    @WMCandy_11 3 года назад +3

    "So, who did it better?"
    Made me laugh.

  • @MrTerror923
    @MrTerror923 5 лет назад +12

    you missed the lady that paid for the front spot in line (she paid like 300-500) to buy an iphone, so she could buy out all the iphones, only to find out the store had a one phone per person policy to make sure everyone got a phone.

    • @eknaap8800
      @eknaap8800 5 лет назад

      And the use of capitals and proper punctuation on YT is deemed supervacaneous... (Not many people are reading the comments, are there?)

  • @user-cn4se7ui6j
    @user-cn4se7ui6j 4 года назад +4

    The baby photo one made me laugh so hard

  • @SuV33358
    @SuV33358 3 года назад +1

    Gordon Ramsay: "RAW!" 🤣 Lmao.
    I love when he says that

  • @wkwk5605
    @wkwk5605 5 лет назад +17

    I went to Starbucks in Seattle,they asked for my brothers name. (Hajk) (My parents are Armenian) So the barista was done and said: 'One hazel latte for........ Heyjack?' All the people were looking at us because they thought he said hijack. My mum bursted out laughing when we got out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @truesyx3578
      @truesyx3578 5 лет назад +4

      I wouldn’t know how to spell that name no need to be rude

    • @paradoxxed8888
      @paradoxxed8888 5 лет назад +2

      Wahè Khachaturian how do you pronounce that

    • @wkwk5605
      @wkwk5605 5 лет назад +1

      @@paradoxxed8888 Haa-i-k

    • @wkwk5605
      @wkwk5605 5 лет назад +1

      @@truesyx3578 Its okay😃😄

    • @jaketerry5879
      @jaketerry5879 5 лет назад +2

      Lmao thats fucked up in a hilarious way

  • @wildcharizard2647
    @wildcharizard2647 6 лет назад +19

    8:45 he didn't have sunscreen so he used his hat

  • @MissBee13
    @MissBee13 Год назад +1

    “It’s a baby, apparently “- delighted wombat noises. Honestly, I’m feeling for calculator man.

  • @bnt7526
    @bnt7526 5 лет назад +4

    Employee: May I please have your name, Sir?
    Marc: Yes Mark with a C.
    Employee: Okay. *Writes Cark*

  • @MrGetty-kh1ch
    @MrGetty-kh1ch 5 лет назад +5

    Aww damn you should’ve said “it’s *Snow* longer a sun roof.” 😂😂😂

    • @cayce4355
      @cayce4355 5 лет назад

      Arthur Morgan that’s what he said lol

  • @cjspain4225
    @cjspain4225 Год назад

    I love watching your vids every night after work. Had a beer on way home tonight. I swear to god it sounded like you were speed talking the whole thing 😅❤

  • @bledlbledlbledl
    @bledlbledlbledl 5 лет назад +5

    8:58 reminds me of high school where I had written P155 in my notebook (to indicate what page I was on in the textbook) and someone asked me why it said "piss"

  • @fl1ntcrafter788
    @fl1ntcrafter788 5 лет назад +13

    8:53 I think he was trying to prevent getting sunburn on the left part of his back neck...

  • @WALTER-lp3wu
    @WALTER-lp3wu 4 месяца назад

    He deserves multiple Oscars for internet classic fails.

  • @hunternewnam6799
    @hunternewnam6799 6 лет назад +63

    "Its chicken not salmon" 😂😂😂

    • @DaftFader
      @DaftFader 6 лет назад +1

      You can even eat chicken raw if it's raised in a clean salmonella free environment as they do in Japan, you don't even need to cook the outside providing it's freshly sliced in a sanatory environment having been initially cleaned properly. I wouldn't go near the supermarket chickens of the EU or US though unless cooked to the core.

    • @AudreeAdam
      @AudreeAdam 6 лет назад +2

      In Hunter's defense, she laughed at the fact that the girl thought she couldn't get salmonella because she ate chicken, not salmon. If she's that dumb, she probably doesn't know about the ways to undercook a chicken, does she? (I don't eat meat, but even if I did, I'd never eat raw chicken)

    • @cybililil7561
      @cybililil7561 6 лет назад +1

      Girl's so blonde her hair turned brunette because she wound up that full of shit

    • @IronHorse1722
      @IronHorse1722 6 лет назад

      I once had the flu and I don't remember ever flying. Yet another example of how poorly we name everyday deadly diseases. Should be called chickonella. It's as bad as walking AROUND the block in straight lines and right-angled corners. If I ever die laughing, I bet I get diagnosed with a lethal dose of hilarity.

  • @Mr_Wicked
    @Mr_Wicked 6 лет назад +59

    omg please let natural selection take over..

    • @uncleweirdbeard86
      @uncleweirdbeard86 6 лет назад

      Natural selection gave up a long time ago

    • @Him_1
      @Him_1 6 лет назад

      @@geraldhimmelspach1154 LMFAO true...I'll never eat orange chicken or any Chinese food regularly ever again.

    • @Him_1
      @Him_1 6 лет назад

      @@Mr_Wicked I want to keep my wiener thank you very much sir I'd rather join Charle Manson's cult then a dick hammering club cult thing thingy thing.

  • @AdrianJayeOnline
    @AdrianJayeOnline 5 лет назад

    the medium rare chicken strips was an APRIL FOOLS JOKE

  • @rockstarimotski
    @rockstarimotski 5 лет назад +11

    I've got a fail for you:
    06:57 on right picture, look at the cup....
    and on 07:07 it's censored

    • @plinkolinko
      @plinkolinko 5 лет назад +2

      LOL ikr. A medical term is deemed inappropriate and blurred, but painfully crude slang is fine?

    • @gabriellashimone6546
      @gabriellashimone6546 5 лет назад

      Makes as much sense as tits on a bull...

  • @feufolli
    @feufolli 5 лет назад +5

    5:17 there's escalator that breaks in half sometimes, swallowing people inside the mecanism
    So no, do not take a broken escalator because they might also be broken stairs.

  • @hojanson7331
    @hojanson7331 4 года назад +3

    3:54 that has to be the BEST IDEA IVE EVER HEARD
    4:42 I don’t know what sterobrys is

  • @ElEternoPoetaLuis
    @ElEternoPoetaLuis 6 лет назад +10

    8:43 I lost it when I saw the guy with the cap.

    • @Katie780
      @Katie780 6 лет назад +6

      ElEternoPoetaLuis I think he had the cap on backwards to keep the sun off his neck...or is that too clever

    • @ElEternoPoetaLuis
      @ElEternoPoetaLuis 6 лет назад +1

      katherine Murphy That's possible.

    • @nylmarilee1852
      @nylmarilee1852 6 лет назад +2

      Yess he was covering his neck

    • @arjunnava
      @arjunnava 6 лет назад

      It might not have been the case here, but the cardboard would actually prevent heat from direct contact to your cap. If it were just the cap, in really hot places your head would feel it. I've done something like this (a bit more bigger of course) or used an umbrella to prevent heat.

  • @yukoner5898
    @yukoner5898 5 лет назад +33

    10:25 just clean the mess around it, and leave it for somebody else to deal with it.😏

  • @friddevonfrankenstein
    @friddevonfrankenstein 2 года назад

    That lasagna ultrasound totally cracked me up for some reason xD

  • @archmage12
    @archmage12 4 года назад +8

    3:35
    Thats a nice plate number

  • @yanoila
    @yanoila 5 лет назад +10

    7:53 it says the guy who said that is a furry...
    *OH HELL NAH*

  • @Eismann1
    @Eismann1 5 лет назад +2

    Troubling with maths? - Just pull out your call-culator and ask a friend ;)

  • @legendsneverdie3609
    @legendsneverdie3609 5 лет назад +13

    To be fair,.....the guy with the baseball cap on backwards, could be protecting his/her neck from getting sunburned. Thus he or she uses the cardboard to shield the sun from his or her eyes.

    • @skylarcox8067
      @skylarcox8067 5 лет назад

      You failed the gender neutral challenge

    • @arpsichord7474
      @arpsichord7474 5 лет назад

      if thats you legends hi, but the sun was in front not where the hat is.

    • @gilbertarnold8666
      @gilbertarnold8666 2 года назад

      Then he needs a "deerstalker".

  • @johnwilliamellis209
    @johnwilliamellis209 6 лет назад +11

    Tell me I'm not the only one who has gotten a 59/59 and thought it said salsa in Spanish class 😂

  • @smorphous8928
    @smorphous8928 4 года назад

    This video doesn’t destroy faith in humanity it just proves people either really blind or how people forget it’s literally easy

  • @judechauhan6715
    @judechauhan6715 5 лет назад +38

    if you type 80085 and read it backwards it says 58008...

    • @TheChudoviste
      @TheChudoviste 5 лет назад +6

      And If you write a d i c k on your calculator and turn it upside down,it will poke your eye out

    • @puregameplay7916
      @puregameplay7916 5 лет назад +1

      wrong, thats upside down and backwards. Write 80085 on a piece of glass, and flip it end over end truly upside down, it would still read 80085. Phone screens and calculators arent see thru, so we therefore have to ROTATE it while flipping it.

    • @judechauhan6715
      @judechauhan6715 5 лет назад +2

      ​@@puregameplay7916Reading 80085 backwards would result in reading it as 58008. Backwards does not require the use of physical altering to the phone or calculator to be used.
      Using your analogy, forgive me if I have perceived it incorrectly, writing on glass which is see through would allow you to see the numbers even when flipped over. Now if you flip it upwards or downwards it would read the same only with an upside down 5, however you said end over end which I would take as left or right which would result in a backwards 5 but still begin with that number, the following being the same either way, thus creating the number 58008.
      Am I wrong?
      not saying i'm not but given my understanding of both the used analogy in the video and your analogy, I would say that I stick with my original statement.

    • @userK77920
      @userK77920 5 лет назад +2

      Huh? I dont get it....i think im an idiot...😕

    • @instinctrocks6802
      @instinctrocks6802 5 лет назад +2

      It's says boobs

  • @el_Miguel_
    @el_Miguel_ 4 года назад +10

    I once wemt to starbucks with my friend, we litterally ordered the same drink at the same time. I litterally had to wait at least 5 minutes longer than him. Like Wtf?!?

  • @dejamesola
    @dejamesola 4 года назад +2

    The guy with the baseball cap, seemingly turned the hat around to avoid the sun beating on his neck and the card board protected his face?!?!👌👍

  • @elwoodsherman2386
    @elwoodsherman2386 6 лет назад +19

    The person who posted the "raw chicken" was obviously trolling, nobody's that stupid.

    • @NiPeMiRecenziiFilme
      @NiPeMiRecenziiFilme 6 лет назад +10

      You`d be amazed about the level of stupidity some people show. You`d think is unreal, but unfortunately, some people are that dumb.

    • @OGPurePhoenix
      @OGPurePhoenix 6 лет назад +4

      People fell for Air Wave and drilling out the audio jack in their iphone. Also the icebucket, cinnamon and tide pod challenges.
      Yes there are people that stupid.

    • @seanlogan7912
      @seanlogan7912 6 лет назад +1

      She might have been in Japan, perfectly safe there

    • @jaykneegarner2479
      @jaykneegarner2479 6 лет назад +1

      They actually do eat raw chicken in Japan! The chicken has to be super fresh and goes through some testing to make sure it’s safe to eat. Not all chickens are infected with salmonella. It has a lot to do with factory farming.

    • @DaveTingwaldd
      @DaveTingwaldd 6 лет назад +1

      Oh, sir, you would be greatly surprised!

  • @luvrxsie
    @luvrxsie 5 лет назад +7

    9:00 omg I literally thought that said salsa 😂

  • @superjuniorperez2739
    @superjuniorperez2739 3 года назад

    6:44 That happened to me
    Starbucks employee: What's your name?
    Me: Brandon
    Starbucks employee: Ok
    I look at the Cup: Randal
    Me:😂😠

  • @VervoordPianoCovers
    @VervoordPianoCovers 6 лет назад +50

    This video goes waaaay too fast...

    • @HoleMan22
      @HoleMan22 6 лет назад

      OR.... just pause it

    • @samiam619
      @samiam619 6 лет назад

      Hole Man Did...about 40 times!

  • @pohs2189
    @pohs2189 5 лет назад +15

    Yea yea Jon Bovi but the tattoo says
    “it’s is my life”
    =“it is is my life”
    Smh😂

  • @Chai39739
    @Chai39739 5 лет назад

    I love you BeAmazed, keep going

  • @lunq1787
    @lunq1787 6 лет назад +4

    2:50 best pun ever

  • @capuletrose4819
    @capuletrose4819 6 лет назад +9

    That dominos one wasn’t a fail I bet. In the uk this is a prank that’s done all the time. It’s mostly done over the phone tho lol

  • @miracleturner3247
    @miracleturner3247 5 лет назад +1

    Sit back, relax, and listen to the narrator go in on these idiots. I love BE AMAZED.

  • @reginaldb.willikers6978
    @reginaldb.willikers6978 5 лет назад +4

    “Ah, look, a man feeding some -deer- no wait, it is totally deers!

  • @saladeater1236
    @saladeater1236 6 лет назад +22

    9:16 wtf

    • @privatepod8373
      @privatepod8373 5 лет назад +1

      Yo wtf

    • @DaFunkyDealer.
      @DaFunkyDealer. 5 лет назад

      Mabel...

    • @shericiaaaaa2588
      @shericiaaaaa2588 5 лет назад +2

      Double check the hole you penetrate says his dad...(screams "amazing")

    • @kjy2302
      @kjy2302 5 лет назад

      Zoinks scoob look like we found the worst one of them all

  • @thebullqueen
    @thebullqueen 4 года назад +1

    The Lasagna baby will never get old for me

  • @st3435
    @st3435 6 лет назад +26

    you type in 58008 and turn it upside down, not 80085...smh

    • @nylmarilee1852
      @nylmarilee1852 6 лет назад

      S T its literalmente the same thing

    • @st3435
      @st3435 6 лет назад +1

      No. if you turn 80085 upside down, you get SBOOB. It's not an ambigram.

    • @kevinbenader
      @kevinbenader 6 лет назад +3

      You don't have to turn it upside down. You're all making it more complicated.

    • @Hunterrion
      @Hunterrion 6 лет назад

      Your turning it upside down and flipping it, though the calculator would turn 180 degrees so it would be 58008.

    • @camerongoltz5578
      @camerongoltz5578 6 лет назад

      S T wtf

  • @silentslayer2344
    @silentslayer2344 5 лет назад +11

    4:05 were you the one texting him also lol he doesn't know what a Jewish person

  • @mihirsoni2619
    @mihirsoni2619 2 года назад

    "Always double check the hole you penetrate" IM FRICKING WHEEZING

  • @oumardiop1
    @oumardiop1 4 года назад +9

    0:49 nah this has to be a joke, theres literally no way she's serious