medieval diss track FULL SONG

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  • Опубликовано: 5 апр 2022
  • My Mill grinds,
    Pepper, and Spice,
    Your Mill grinds,
    Rats, and Mice...
    Full song of the Medieval Diss Track I made in which I added more lyrics to the original from My Mill Grinds in Tommy Thumb's Pretty Song Book.
    Remix of Parappa the Rapper and MediEvil soundtracks I also made which is longer and different.
    Parappa The Rapper - Instructor Mooselini's Car Rap
    MediEvil - Crypt & Graveyard
    medieval diss track 2: • medieval diss track 2
    medieval diss track 2 FULL SONG: • medieval diss track 2 ...
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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @RedditorAITA
    @RedditorAITA 2 года назад +28613

    He doesn’t roast, he impolitely mentions his acquaintance’s flaws

    • @the-eq5vh
      @the-eq5vh 2 года назад +684

      indubitably!

    • @pipertheroastingpepper672
      @pipertheroastingpepper672 2 года назад +619

      Critique track

    • @loganroofpedoexposer4952
      @loganroofpedoexposer4952 2 года назад +46

      Hey guys! I just want to say that Markiplier's niece is gone forever for voting Trump LOL 🤣

    • @Acquies
      @Acquies 2 года назад +224

      My lines have
      A lot of flow
      You lines have
      More than one flaw

    • @frostedpancake3882
      @frostedpancake3882 2 года назад +83

      I do say, the amount of politeness in this track along with the auditorally pleasing rhymes would indeed suggest to me that whomever hath birthed this masterpiece into existence was elucubrating at levels that are unfathomable to such a feeble mind such as my own.

  • @RandomUser11170
    @RandomUser11170 2 года назад +19410

    L + No Maidens + No Mills + Non-Arable Fields

    • @spooder1568
      @spooder1568 2 года назад +1910

      + no irrigation + get sieged

    • @garvielloken9297
      @garvielloken9297 2 года назад +1206

      +negligible heirs+get duelled+famine+pay unreasonable taxes to everyone of minor importance+30 yr lifespan

    • @SpeedKing..
      @SpeedKing.. 2 года назад +772

      +raided+touch gold

    • @lampoilsalesman
      @lampoilsalesman 2 года назад +5

      + you have buboes

    • @contaminatedduck4959
      @contaminatedduck4959 2 года назад +501

      "go touch farmland you pesky rat"

  • @Xtraqk220
    @Xtraqk220 4 месяца назад +515

    How Americans think British people argue:

  • @your_localmercenary1
    @your_localmercenary1 Месяц назад +166

    0% swears
    0% racism
    0% innapropriate content
    100% medival

    • @beverleebrick
      @beverleebrick 14 дней назад

      Only the best content

    • @ronniemcnuttgaming959
      @ronniemcnuttgaming959 13 дней назад

      ​@@beverleebrickthere is no salvation for you

    • @beverleebrick
      @beverleebrick 13 дней назад

      @@ronniemcnuttgaming959 why

    • @thegamingerickchannel
      @thegamingerickchannel 9 дней назад

      @@beverleebrick just cause dude, gotta deal with having no salvation. kind of a skill issue tbh

    • @beverleebrick
      @beverleebrick 9 дней назад

      @@thegamingerickchannel i know that there is no salvation for me, but that's unrelated to my comment

  • @JACDCS
    @JACDCS 2 года назад +10099

    This guy is destroying everyone before they even existed

  • @Liquid23
    @Liquid23 2 года назад +5777

    “Your wife smells of bad money”
    *DESTROYED*

  • @TheBFJ-nu4qz
    @TheBFJ-nu4qz 2 месяца назад +129

    As a British person, i can confirm that this is what rap sounds like here

    • @Jake.Wilkes
      @Jake.Wilkes 21 день назад +1

      Just it's liTTle and not "liddle". I'm british too

    • @Asd_AntiFurry
      @Asd_AntiFurry День назад

      Oh goodness gracious, gentleman, it seems we are about to embark on a close quarters combat. So be it, em garde​@@Jake.Wilkes

    • @Jake.Wilkes
      @Jake.Wilkes День назад

      @Asd_AntiFurry "ready, aim, steady... FIRE!!! *Musket fire intenstifies* 😂

  • @spyrofrost9158
    @spyrofrost9158 4 месяца назад +478

    My trebuchet, aims with ease.
    Your trebuchet, hits the trees.
    My knights wear, plate and mail.
    Your knights wear, the shell of a snail.
    My local inn, sells fine mead.
    Your local inn, sells pig feed.

    • @StopThisTomfooleryJimothy
      @StopThisTomfooleryJimothy 3 месяца назад

      WELL DON'T KILL THE DAMN BITCH

    • @43dl3ntil
      @43dl3ntil Месяц назад +20

      We makin it ourta the Iron Age with this one 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @sushamamohapatra2485
      @sushamamohapatra2485 17 дней назад +4

      ​@@43dl3ntilWe are exiting the iron age with this obeladytignominious masterpiece.

    • @HelpImtheyoungestchild
      @HelpImtheyoungestchild 15 дней назад +4

      My palace is, nicely decorated.
      Your palace is, comepletley deflated.

    • @tbird2013
      @tbird2013 7 дней назад

      @@43dl3ntilmedieval times were way after the Iron Age

  • @spooder1568
    @spooder1568 2 года назад +17142

    This beat hits harder than a trebuchet!

    • @somerandomdude9657
      @somerandomdude9657 2 года назад +139

      Still not as hard as home depot

    • @certified_geek7536
      @certified_geek7536 2 года назад +160

      Art thou trebuchet type beats for sale 🧐

    • @garvielloken9297
      @garvielloken9297 2 года назад +80

      Hits harder than a spiked mace smashing into the side of a 14th century plate armour helm

    • @memyself2124
      @memyself2124 2 года назад +60

      This slapped harder than the black plague

    • @idkwhattoput4686
      @idkwhattoput4686 2 года назад +41

      Hits harder than a speeding chariot

  • @JGuy7878
    @JGuy7878 2 года назад +5028

    As a Brit I don’t see how this is medieval I hear this everyday when people argue

    • @Kickass778
      @Kickass778 2 года назад +258

      The first part of the rap comes from a nursery rhyme book from 1744 (I'm sure existed before that) and people meme'd Its a medieval diss track

    • @andydavis6177
      @andydavis6177 2 года назад +58

      Same, can't believe that the title is misleading. smh my head.

    • @dascreeb5205
      @dascreeb5205 2 года назад +25

      @@Kickass778 uh do you not get it?

    • @reddeadleisure
      @reddeadleisure 2 года назад

      @@dascreeb5205 what the fuck are you talking about

    • @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa
      @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa 2 года назад +3

      Yeah

  • @spoogleh9813
    @spoogleh9813 3 месяца назад +135

    "my house is, sturdy and strong"
    "your house is, earthy and wrong"

  • @Geebagninja
    @Geebagninja 2 месяца назад +43

    MY WAGON IS, FAST AND RELIABLE
    YOUR WAGON IS, NOT QUITE DRIVABLE

  • @dunkleosteusterrelli
    @dunkleosteusterrelli 2 года назад +20585

    This isn't just bars, it's ingots
    This isn't just fire this is Greek Fire

    • @mrfrogkingg
      @mrfrogkingg 2 года назад +206

      Oof Greek fire.

    • @irishmanfromengland25
      @irishmanfromengland25 2 года назад +62

      not greek fire!

    • @Local_Phantasm
      @Local_Phantasm 2 года назад +257

      This doesn’t just hit, it besieges

    • @deceasedchickencarcasschic7655
      @deceasedchickencarcasschic7655 2 года назад +120

      We truly live in a kingdom

    • @mk_rexx
      @mk_rexx 2 года назад +142

      My bars are shiny pure gold
      Your bars are alcoholic and cold
      I spit fire that burns the woods
      You spit fire that won't make soot

  • @TheRealGasGiant
    @TheRealGasGiant 2 года назад +2754

    As a wise commenter on the original video once said,
    "Let's go, George! Show those pesky dirt-eaters who's boss!"

    • @jayakisatra4208
      @jayakisatra4208 2 года назад +45

      Them Nefarious Number-two Nibblers will know how hard i plow!

    • @funkysunky7840
      @funkysunky7840 2 года назад +33

      “But Jon, we ARE pesky dirt-eaters!”

    • @raidaridi5375
      @raidaridi5375 2 года назад +21

      Let us thy forth go,george! Let us show those bothersome ground-consuming rapscallions who is king!

    • @theepicwarrior9492
      @theepicwarrior9492 2 года назад +1

      Bro this is a stolen comment and this is no cap go to the one that isn’t full version bruh

    • @furnanester5851
      @furnanester5851 2 года назад

      My cousin commented that lol

  • @GamingWithThenixTurk
    @GamingWithThenixTurk 5 месяцев назад +47

    Bro was sent to the gallows with this one 💀💀💀🥶🥶🔥🔥

  • @CrazyRailley
    @CrazyRailley 4 месяца назад +24

    0:01 I hear the Parappa driving instructor teaching me already

  • @howtofight.8650
    @howtofight.8650 2 года назад +6076

    "My slaves are, obedient and healthy"
    "Your slaves are, rebellious and stealthy"

    • @cutelyhorrifying
      @cutelyhorrifying 2 года назад +450

      kinda slaps tho

    • @nevada2765
      @nevada2765 2 года назад +714

      @@cutelyhorrifying just like me to the slaves

    • @haka-katyt7439
      @haka-katyt7439 2 года назад +150

      17th century rap

    • @longboy7
      @longboy7 2 года назад

      You mean serfs? England got rid of slaves in early 12th century

    • @haka-katyt7439
      @haka-katyt7439 2 года назад +90

      @@longboy7 I believe a rap about slavery would work well in America since yk *America*

  • @Animum6062
    @Animum6062 2 года назад +2994

    I can't wait to start listening to this unironically.

  • @SillySausage543
    @SillySausage543 Месяц назад +39

    I made some:
    My guards are, trustworthy
    Your guards are, stupid and only give mercy
    Our castle, keeps us from trouble
    Your castle, is made of rubble
    Our library, fills with knowledge
    Your library, needs to be polished

    • @adamsgaming.1747
      @adamsgaming.1747 Месяц назад +2

      These are great although the last 2 were a little iffy

    • @Npc138
      @Npc138 27 дней назад +2

      These sound kinda spontaneous

    • @interbeamproductions
      @interbeamproductions 23 дня назад +2

      My castle keeps, me from trouble.
      Your castle keeps, you in rubble.

    • @someguy-hc8gi
      @someguy-hc8gi 16 дней назад +1

      @@adamsgaming.1747 honestly i thought the second and third were good and the first one was iffy

  • @tyrantaleksander7086
    @tyrantaleksander7086 5 месяцев назад +153

    Hits harder than the fall of Byzantium 🔥🔥🔥

    • @andravideostation6101
      @andravideostation6101 4 месяца назад +6

      Nah bro this hits harder than battle of manzikert 1071🔥🔥🔥

    • @AnReisVERYsigma
      @AnReisVERYsigma 3 месяца назад +3

      We defending against the Muslim invasions with this one 🗣️🔥💯

    • @revilsanjiani146
      @revilsanjiani146 3 месяца назад +6

      We defending Constantinople against Ottoman turks with this one 🔥🔥🔥

    • @nikaoharbour6962
      @nikaoharbour6962 27 дней назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @crusadercarl6269
    @crusadercarl6269 11 месяцев назад +10073

    "My wife smells of pure honey. Your wife smells of bad money."
    Boy sent him to the guillotine with that one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @MarcanMC
      @MarcanMC 6 месяцев назад +2

      🤓☝️ ummm actually the guillotine was invented in the 18th century long after the Middle Ages ended

    • @Nukes_are_goated69
      @Nukes_are_goated69 6 месяцев назад +325

      Bro sent him to the crucifix with that one‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

    • @dj-um7el
      @dj-um7el 6 месяцев назад +27

      😂

    • @mauricesalguero9958
      @mauricesalguero9958 6 месяцев назад +143

      Bro sent him to the brazen bull with that one 🔥🔥🔥

    • @rudmillahnowrin9151
      @rudmillahnowrin9151 6 месяцев назад +13

      💀

  • @artthenecromancer404
    @artthenecromancer404 2 года назад +8245

    FIRE! I remember listening to the original snippet back in 1522

    • @GasDrinker6455B
      @GasDrinker6455B 2 года назад +156

      Your name fits this comment suspiciously well

    • @kirb3963
      @kirb3963 2 года назад +217

      ‘Tis still a good song even after all these centuries

    • @JaredtheRabbit
      @JaredtheRabbit 2 года назад +18

      Same here

    • @pptheastrologer6870
      @pptheastrologer6870 2 года назад +61

      Aah the good ol days of 1522 !

    • @blokman7151
      @blokman7151 2 года назад +34

      @@pptheastrologer6870 when all Chris's were at peace with rocks

  • @seek7697
    @seek7697 5 месяцев назад +31

    WE CATCHIN’ THE WITCHES WITH DIS ONE🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

  • @A_glock1231
    @A_glock1231 5 месяцев назад +81

    Damn imagine getting roasted this bad in medieval times

  • @randomuser_4481
    @randomuser_4481 2 года назад +4023

    This explains why Eminem’s been so quiet his whole life.

    • @Ayy_Doll_Fiddler
      @Ayy_Doll_Fiddler 2 года назад +63

      You mean, the Marshall from the town of Mathers? A rather despicable fellow, if you ask me.

    • @Vexxel256
      @Vexxel256 2 года назад

      @@Ayy_Doll_Fiddler what’a’ scoundrel he is! A real scallywag!

    • @loganroofpedoexposer4952
      @loganroofpedoexposer4952 2 года назад +1

      Hey guys! I just want to say that Markiplier's niece is gone forever for voting Trump LOL 🤣

    • @snackboxone364
      @snackboxone364 2 года назад

      @@loganroofpedoexposer4952 weren’t you the same guy from bashurverse’s meltdown where you called him a pedo even though he wasn’t and you were just spamming some horrid crap? Oh right your now a bot

    • @actualchannel4766
      @actualchannel4766 2 года назад

      @@loganroofpedoexposer4952 Tf

  • @jaymax4225
    @jaymax4225 2 года назад +5407

    This beat drops harder than any guillotine I’ve seen!

    • @aspielm759
      @aspielm759 2 года назад +49

      I like this joke

    • @Sgt_Folie
      @Sgt_Folie 2 года назад +21

      Bro this deserves more likes

    • @DS-wk9gb
      @DS-wk9gb Год назад +62

      King Louis been real quiet since this dropped

    • @beanman9760
      @beanman9760 Год назад +11

      Chaotic evil

    • @beanman9760
      @beanman9760 Год назад +9

      @@DS-wk9gb HE W H A T

  • @finndareward42
    @finndareward42 5 месяцев назад +47

    This is just the best
    Thank you, you are a great creator

  • @frangoober
    @frangoober 3 месяца назад +30

    Yooooo he truly sent him to the dungeon with that one 🔥🔥🔥

  • @thecheeseballchannel4418
    @thecheeseballchannel4418 2 года назад +3828

    “My king is smart and wise, your king is full of lies”
    My brother in Christ we are in the same kingdom

    • @user-xz3pb3dt2u
      @user-xz3pb3dt2u 7 месяцев назад +182

      Well people are allowed to have different political opinions aren't they?!

    • @white_exe8053
      @white_exe8053 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@user-xz3pb3dt2ui think he meant they share the same king bro

    • @Adam-xf6sq
      @Adam-xf6sq 6 месяцев назад +210

      Well I didn’t vote for him…

    • @nerdy8644
      @nerdy8644 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Adam-xf6sqyou don’t vote for kings

    • @MiGLifeCrisis
      @MiGLifeCrisis 6 месяцев назад +108

      ​@@Adam-xf6sqvoting?...in a monarchy..?

  • @duehaystacks4785
    @duehaystacks4785 2 года назад +2294

    The song sounds aggressive and yet passive at the same time.

    • @TaxmicRug45879
      @TaxmicRug45879 2 года назад +123

      That’s called passive aggressive

    • @10stvr
      @10stvr 2 года назад

      @@TaxmicRug45879 no shit sherlock

    • @happydonkey5333
      @happydonkey5333 2 года назад +51

      Aggressively passive

    • @TheRyujinLP
      @TheRyujinLP 2 года назад +43

      Must be Canadian.

    • @loganroofpedoexposer4952
      @loganroofpedoexposer4952 2 года назад

      Hey guys! I just want to say that Markiplier's niece is gone forever for voting Trump LOL 🤣

  • @plipplopflip320
    @plipplopflip320 5 месяцев назад +20

    WE BE GETTIN SHILLINGS WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Poobusgoobus
    @Poobusgoobus 2 месяца назад +13

    As a person from England i can confirm i have heard this during an argument between 2 men at the pub

  • @tankladd
    @tankladd 2 года назад +4124

    “My Hand only pick what grows
    Your hand picks only your nose”
    Goes hard

    • @luis_lng
      @luis_lng 2 года назад +61

      I'd rather said: your hand picks only whats gross

    • @Cole_Is_A_Mole
      @Cole_Is_A_Mole 2 года назад +8

      Yes

    • @KeyboardMoment
      @KeyboardMoment 2 года назад +6

      banger

    • @cameodamaneo
      @cameodamaneo 2 года назад +8

      You know what's worse than RUclips comments that quote the video we all just watched? RUclips comments that quote the video we all just watched, except they get the quote wrong.

    • @aidengardiner2268
      @aidengardiner2268 2 года назад

      @@cameodamaneo bruh the video said nose how was he wrong?

  • @JustPineapple
    @JustPineapple 2 года назад +3623

    Things to note:
    His mill grinds pepper and spice
    His hand picks only what grows
    His grain tastes delightful
    His mother cooks with much care
    His wife smells of pure honey
    His fields are happy to see
    His hat fits like a fiddle
    His king is smart and wise
    His sheep will keep us alive

    • @AhmedEx1.
      @AhmedEx1. 2 года назад +344

      Things to note about the other guy:
      His mill grinds rats and mice
      His hand picks only his nose
      His grain tastes very frightful
      His mother cooks with her hair
      His wife smells of bad money
      His fields are sad to decree
      His hat fits like it's little
      His king is full of lies
      His sheep will fail to arrive

    • @coriseoris
      @coriseoris 2 года назад +199

      Thinks to note about you:
      No mills
      No hands
      No grain
      No mother
      No wife
      No fields
      No hats
      No kings
      No sheep

    • @wSayonara
      @wSayonara 2 года назад +59

      Things to note about Ralof:
      His mill cuts Lumber
      His hands pick mora tapinella
      His grain doesn't exist
      His mother cooks with a pot
      No wife
      No fields
      No hats
      His king was killed in fair combat
      No sheep

    • @matthiass._.
      @matthiass._. 2 года назад +17

      @@coriseoris No wifes?

    • @lohis8907
      @lohis8907 2 года назад +37

      @@matthiass._. no maidens??!

  • @kingcheetah6495
    @kingcheetah6495 2 месяца назад +32

    The deliquents have been real quiet ever since this melody dropped 🔥

    • @OctoJiji
      @OctoJiji 2 месяца назад +1

      Same with the hooligans and the little rascals

  • @mychemicalfckingromance
    @mychemicalfckingromance 6 месяцев назад +6

    someone didn’t have a plentiful harvest💀

  • @richiejobro5639
    @richiejobro5639 2 года назад +6151

    "My Wife smells
    Of pure Honey
    Your Wife smells
    Of bad Money"
    That is one of the most clever ways of saying "Your girl is a thot" that I have ever heard.

  • @colin2809
    @colin2809 2 года назад +9106

    My maiden is, as pure as royalty
    Your maiden is, lacking in loyalty
    My pottage looks, quite delicious
    Your pottage looks, a bit suspicious
    My heir is, as smart as a scholar
    Your heir is, a no good brawler
    My tunic is, made from fine textile
    Your tunic is, lacking in style
    My mare is, mighty and strong
    Your mare sleeps, all day long
    My fiefdom is, grand and abundant
    Your fiefdom is, bland and redundant
    My jester makes, me giggle with glee
    Your jester makes, me wince at thee
    My helmet can, shield me from many blows
    Your helmet can, protect less than lederhose
    My village is, quaint and prosperous
    Your village is, simply preposterous
    My priest speaks, only the word of the lord
    Your priest speaks, only what makes me feel bored
    My tavern is, stocked with the finest of wine
    Your tavern serves, ale that I’d have to decline
    My sword can, defeat my foes with ease
    Your sword can, slice only through cheese
    My knights are, adept in bravery
    Your knights are, fairly unsavory
    My dwelling is, quite cozy and warm
    Your dwelling can’t, protect you from a storm
    My bard is, gifted with musical skill
    Your bard is, simply run of the mill
    My market is, filled with merchants and trade
    Your market is, filled with goods of low grade

    • @theunknownblock5942
      @theunknownblock5942 2 года назад +826

      When the pottage is sus 😳

    • @Snow_Sailor
      @Snow_Sailor 2 года назад +137

      That's great

    • @Snow_Sailor
      @Snow_Sailor 2 года назад +583

      Wait continuation I made:
      My king's crown is of pure gold,
      Your king's crown is of pure mold!
      My queen is very fair,
      Your queen thinks with her hair!.
      My town is of great size,
      Your town is of great demise!
      My lumber is very good,
      Your lumber isn't even wood!
      I made a new continuation because this is not the greatest.
      "My king's crown is of pure gold
      Your king's crown is very old!
      My maiden is quite fair,
      Your maiden is quite the scare!
      My queen is very honorable,
      Your queen is intolerable!
      My timber is very good,
      Your timber is not wood!
      My stallion is quite the sire,
      Your stallion got stuck in the mire!
      My field has a lot of sporanges,
      Your field cannot grow the smallest of oranges!"

    • @danielthebrazilian5023
      @danielthebrazilian5023 2 года назад +269

      Medieval diss track : royalty edition

    • @irs8889
      @irs8889 2 года назад +248

      My land is, very fertile
      Your land is, very hostile
      My hall is, full of many trades
      Your hall is, full of many raids

  • @user-bv8uf5xu2v
    @user-bv8uf5xu2v 3 месяца назад +5

    2 years and now still its a...
    BANGER

  • @moreeditz8092
    @moreeditz8092 6 месяцев назад +9

    the Parappa the Rapper music is killing me 😂

    • @ewmcdoodles
      @ewmcdoodles 5 месяцев назад +1

      Fr WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS

    • @Yippee_rr
      @Yippee_rr 4 месяца назад +2

      The car rap

  • @occidereme8467
    @occidereme8467 2 года назад +1326

    "my king is
    Smart and wise
    Your king is
    Full of lies"
    "B-But we have the same king"
    ". . . You quiet your air hole."

    • @loganroofpedoexposer4952
      @loganroofpedoexposer4952 2 года назад +4

      Hey guys! I just want to say that Markiplier's niece is gone forever for voting Trump LOL 🤣

    • @mr.jamster8414
      @mr.jamster8414 2 года назад +1

      @@loganroofpedoexposer4952 who the fuck are you

    • @naturalistmind
      @naturalistmind 2 года назад +41

      This comment feels like things are about to get very French

    • @sunturewinle
      @sunturewinle 2 года назад +7

      @@naturalistmind no theyare about to get Englis

    • @sunturewinle
      @sunturewinle 2 года назад +11

      j'aime parler anglais

  • @pikawesome1
    @pikawesome1 2 года назад +5787

    The little trombone sounding “boom” between the words really makes this catchy

    • @justanickname479
      @justanickname479 2 года назад +60

      Don’t think it’s a trombone

    • @rixon2621
      @rixon2621 2 года назад +126

      It’s not a trombone as a trombonist I can confidently say there is no way it is I think it my be a quick strum of a deep string instrument

    • @SirWeeWahTheThird
      @SirWeeWahTheThird 2 года назад

      The band kids are all gonna kill you cause you said trombone for something that sounds close enough to a trombone and they can’t go without being annoying for more than a minute.

    • @Balls23912
      @Balls23912 2 года назад +36

      @@rixon2621 yeah I am pretty sure that it is a bass or something

    • @fatmario8244
      @fatmario8244 2 года назад +36

      It’s not in tune to the melody 😭

  • @Elegantly_Bored
    @Elegantly_Bored 2 месяца назад +5

    Sir Marshall of Mathers hath been quite hushed of late since this released!!! 🔥🔥🔥

  • @kirbjay
    @kirbjay 2 месяца назад +5

    we getting into nobility with this one 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯

  • @miketheguy2847
    @miketheguy2847 2 года назад +5187

    What a fire track, wonder how Mozart will respond to this one.

    • @duelios.
      @duelios. 2 года назад +235

      the fact that i cant tell if you think mozart is from this era is golden

    • @appleorangebeans8517
      @appleorangebeans8517 2 года назад +151

      Speaking of, when is mozarts next album?

    • @somedude6833
      @somedude6833 2 года назад +86

      @@duelios. the fact that “this era” is highly ambiguous is very fucking much not golden

    • @monke7156
      @monke7156 2 года назад +67

      Mozart came back with “Leck mich im Arsch” (Lick me in the ass). It was the Killshot of the classical period. Here’s the track: ruclips.net/video/C78HBp-Youk/видео.html

    • @shim64
      @shim64 2 года назад

      300th like

  • @unfathomable3434
    @unfathomable3434 2 года назад +3299

    Dis shit fire, me and the boys in Acre will be bumping this when we battle the saracens

    • @TheI.L.Y
      @TheI.L.Y 2 года назад +14

      Acre dosent exist

    • @unfathomable3434
      @unfathomable3434 2 года назад +49

      @@TheI.L.Y it is a city in Israel

    • @TheI.L.Y
      @TheI.L.Y 2 года назад +60

      @@unfathomable3434 thougth you were talking about the state of acre in Brazil sorry

    • @unfathomable3434
      @unfathomable3434 2 года назад +11

      @@TheI.L.Y that's all right

    • @canoderebral
      @canoderebral 2 года назад +19

      Acre does not exist

  • @DavieeSwavy
    @DavieeSwavy 5 месяцев назад +2

    He doesn't diss you he merely releases your flaws to the public

  • @mariodabest
    @mariodabest 4 месяца назад +6

    My kid is, very tall
    Your kid is, like a ball

  • @therealskull4786
    @therealskull4786 2 года назад +5449

    "Hey Charles, may I play a song on the Grammophone?"
    "Yes, but it would be folly to play poor tunes"
    "Worry not"

    • @UltraTsuki
      @UltraTsuki 2 года назад +20

      Ok

    • @tuggonasegwaymf
      @tuggonasegwaymf 2 года назад +143

      why good golly (yn) , this music is absolute farrendiculously exquisite!

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 2 года назад +61

      This seems like it would fit better with the Industrial diss track.

    • @IMAFEEISH
      @IMAFEEISH 2 года назад +12

      I cannot express how hard this made me laugh.

    • @pfpcollector3739
      @pfpcollector3739 2 года назад +31

      * Pulls comically large disc *

  • @CastleDutenburg6819
    @CastleDutenburg6819 Год назад +8781

    WE MAKING IT TO THE RENAISSANCE WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @Snow_Sailor
      @Snow_Sailor Год назад +207

      WE MAKIN IT OUT OF THE BYZANTINE WITH THIS TOO 🔥🗣💯💯💯

    • @xxx.sfeeju.dpnshfpqpmspzbmf
      @xxx.sfeeju.dpnshfpqpmspzbmf Год назад +91

      WE MAKIN IT OUT THE BATTLE OF NORMANDY WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💀

    • @Betelgeuse-pv6sf
      @Betelgeuse-pv6sf Год назад +93

      @@xxx.sfeeju.dpnshfpqpmspzbmfWhat is bro on about?

    • @stevendamavandi3482
      @stevendamavandi3482 Год назад +138

      WE’RE GONNA MAKE IT THROUGH THE BUBONIC PLAGUE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

    • @sealboi9666
      @sealboi9666 Год назад +60

      WE RUINING THE EAST ROMANS WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @sinosventolera
    @sinosventolera 2 месяца назад +4

    whenever this appears in my recommendeds i have to click it it's insane

  • @unnamedncrtrooper4545
    @unnamedncrtrooper4545 5 месяцев назад +7

    WE MAKING OUT THE DARK AGES WITH THIS ONE 🥶🥶🗣🔥

  • @kitsune9076
    @kitsune9076 2 года назад +5529

    "My wife smells of pure honey, your wife smells of bad money" He did NOT just say that xD

    • @loganroofpedoexposer4952
      @loganroofpedoexposer4952 2 года назад +44

      Hey guys! I just want to say that Markiplier's niece is gone forever for voting Trump LOL 🤣

    • @CooltasticOG
      @CooltasticOG 2 года назад +39

      OMORI

    • @santicheeks1106
      @santicheeks1106 2 года назад +182

      I think he just called his wife what I think he just called his wife

    • @gunk3407
      @gunk3407 2 года назад +1

      @@loganroofpedoexposer4952 SHUT YOU SHUT SHUT SHUTTY SHUT SHUT BOT

    • @thisiscontent6085
      @thisiscontent6085 2 года назад +73

      Am I the only one thinking of a rapping moose driving instructor rapping with dog?

  • @bigbigbirdd
    @bigbigbirdd Год назад +5884

    This hits harder than the bubonic plague 🔥🔥🔥

    • @Snipeshotlol
      @Snipeshotlol Год назад +59

      We’re going to hell

    • @justadrawing
      @justadrawing Год назад +62

      ​@@Snipeshotlolstraight to the boiler rooms of hell 😂

    • @user-xf4uq4mm4l
      @user-xf4uq4mm4l 8 месяцев назад +21

      L + u have scurvy

    • @demiTrash_png
      @demiTrash_png 7 месяцев назад +17

      this alone wiped out 2/3 of Europe

    • @Gatorboy5678
      @Gatorboy5678 7 месяцев назад +3

      💀💀💀

  • @DiegaHal
    @DiegaHal 5 месяцев назад +6

    I love how he used the parappa level 2 song

  • @lifeisraph
    @lifeisraph 3 месяца назад +4

    Dang, it is so addictive I simply cannot stop listening to it! :D

  • @anonimuugamer5220
    @anonimuugamer5220 2 года назад +765

    "Your wife smells
    Of bad Money"
    Holy shit, that is EVIL

    • @Lucerna999
      @Lucerna999 2 года назад +42

      sir williamson thy lil goes hard fr 🔥

    • @SpecialInterestShow
      @SpecialInterestShow 2 года назад +37

      I immediately went "DAMN" he went for the throat with that one!

    • @TheBadassTonberry
      @TheBadassTonberry 2 года назад +20

      Straight-out devious.

    • @fyretnt
      @fyretnt 2 года назад +2

      I don’t get it

    • @datbanan2717
      @datbanan2717 2 года назад +25

      @@fyretnt mans wife makes his wallet go empty faster than if he was paying for her onlyfans

  • @devaorios5793
    @devaorios5793 2 года назад +4525

    Still better than 95% of Sound Cloud rappers.

  • @Milk-ml6jg
    @Milk-ml6jg 22 дня назад +1

    “Alright we’re here, sitting in the car I want you to show me you can get far”

  • @Dogo27
    @Dogo27 2 месяца назад +4

    My wife cooks
    Your wife displays

  • @r.jclark4641
    @r.jclark4641 2 года назад +704

    This song helped me get through the plague. Legendary.

    • @skycap3081
      @skycap3081 2 года назад +13

      no kidding lol

    • @user-ji7ik7ef3s
      @user-ji7ik7ef3s 2 года назад +2

      that could also apply to 2020 lol

    • @skycap3081
      @skycap3081 2 года назад +1

      @@user-ji7ik7ef3s that was point i was making.

    • @platinumdiamond1445
      @platinumdiamond1445 2 года назад +3

      Bro all the fellas bounced to this during the Roman Crusades

    • @MayorVideo
      @MayorVideo 2 года назад +1

      @@user-ji7ik7ef3s not really

  • @jamplatform3429
    @jamplatform3429 2 года назад +3384

    "My king is smart and wise, your king is full of lies" is actually kind of accurate though. People used to identify themselves based on whose subject they were

    • @nofood4u936
      @nofood4u936 Год назад +321

      used to? they're called football fans

    • @CygnusTheSilly
      @CygnusTheSilly Год назад +281

      ​@@nofood4u936 football fans aren't people so the original comment is still correct

    • @Fredrickthe2nd
      @Fredrickthe2nd Год назад +74

      And this is also interesting with slavery to because slaves would get in arguments with other slaves so they would say that their master is better for this or that I’m pretty sure Fredrick Douglass said they would get so bad some slaves would try to win by saying stuff like “well my master is better at whipping that yours” or “my master is crueler than yours” so they would quite literally find any way to win

    • @lampoilropebombs0640
      @lampoilropebombs0640 Год назад +2

      We still do.
      “Stupid republican!”
      “Stupid libtard!”

    • @NiennaFan1
      @NiennaFan1 Год назад +10

      @@Fredrickthe2nddo you have any idea where you heard this I need to know if this is true

  • @lukebettison6803
    @lukebettison6803 3 месяца назад +3

    WE GETTING OUTTA THE FARM WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Anoth3r_Lozer
    @Anoth3r_Lozer 4 месяца назад +3

    WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE ASYLUM WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

  • @RouxBoux
    @RouxBoux Год назад +1640

    500 years later this still slaps!

    • @trublu5215
      @trublu5215 Год назад +15

      @@Sanfedismo1192 🤓

    • @randomjester9983
      @randomjester9983 Год назад +14

      @@Sanfedismo1192 🤓

    • @randomjester9983
      @randomjester9983 Год назад +9

      @@Sanfedismo1192 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓

    • @aubreyfan590
      @aubreyfan590 Год назад +9

      ​@@Sanfedismo1192 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

    • @Raloxity
      @Raloxity Год назад +5

      @@Sanfedismo1192 🤓 and 💀

  • @Froggycolouring
    @Froggycolouring 7 месяцев назад +3954

    Heres some ones I made:
    My village is, lively and clean
    Your village is, dirty and mean
    My wagon is,sturdy and reliable
    Your wagon is, not even drivable
    My jester is, quite hilarious
    Your jester is, quite nefarious
    My horses are, Swift and fast
    Your horses, Always come last
    My dam, Keeps the water out
    Your dam, inspires doubt
    My tunic is, a new style
    Your tunic is, Disgusting and vile
    My priest speaks, The word of the lord
    Your priest is, Dumb as a board
    My sword, slices my enemies with ease
    Your sword will, break by a light breeze
    My castle is, made of brick and stone
    Your castle is, not even your own
    My dungeon is, cold and dark
    Your dungeon, misses the mark
    My army wields, powerful blades
    Your army wields, shovels and spades
    My pottage is, quite delicious
    Your pottage is, quite suspicious

  • @DemoknightIsBest-true
    @DemoknightIsBest-true 3 месяца назад +2

    He served this one on a round table 💀💀💀

  • @TOUCA_DE_PIXEL
    @TOUCA_DE_PIXEL 2 месяца назад +2

    "What did i made to him/her?"
    His grand²³⁴⁹⁷⁶ grandpa:

  • @Gotofy105
    @Gotofy105 7 месяцев назад +2337

    "Your wife smells of bad money," there is no way you could possibly live with this insult.

    • @YBG101
      @YBG101 5 месяцев назад +10

      same.

    • @brchh
      @brchh 4 месяца назад +31

      "Your wife smells like no money"

    • @ChaoticCupOfCoffee
      @ChaoticCupOfCoffee 4 месяца назад

      "Your wife smells of bad money" is another way to call someone's wife a thot btw

    • @Bananaiguess
      @Bananaiguess 3 месяца назад +5

      I have the power to change it from 999 to 1K should I do it

    • @Sikreb
      @Sikreb 2 месяца назад

      i would kms if i got that insult bro ☠

  • @cheddarsunchipsyes8144
    @cheddarsunchipsyes8144 2 года назад +539

    This hits harder then an angry land lord to disobedient serfs.

    • @tomadorus
      @tomadorus 2 года назад +3

      @Emperor of the Oudh State as a russian I confirm

  • @Phanntom_
    @Phanntom_ 4 месяца назад +2

    making it out the dungeon with this one 🗣🔥🔥🔥

  • @Nozburger
    @Nozburger Месяц назад +3

    this hitting harder that the breaking wheel

  • @gtagarchive
    @gtagarchive 2 года назад +6889

    "My sheep will, keep us alive
    Your sheep will, fail to arrive"
    Honestly, this line ruined the other guys career SO HARD that the sheep still hasn't arrived to this day.
    6/6/2023 holy heck!!!! you guys really enjoyed this one

    • @sheepeddd177
      @sheepeddd177 2 года назад +13

      -TBSODedly

    • @kapifromnevada4697
      @kapifromnevada4697 2 года назад +37

      What's up guys! It's Quandale Dingle here! (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE X2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that.... I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD

    • @rezonantsarachnids5351
      @rezonantsarachnids5351 2 года назад +20

      Every like will bring the sheep 1 day closer to arrival

    • @nathanrabbani5035
      @nathanrabbani5035 2 года назад +9

      Absolutely, this man has no chill at all

    • @ShadowValleys
      @ShadowValleys 2 года назад +5

      delivery error please try again

  • @lemeres2478
    @lemeres2478 2 года назад +732

    To quote the great William Shakespeare: "Villain, I have DONE THY MOTHER"
    No. You read that right, and it means exactly what you think it does in context. it was stated by Aaron during a Maurie show situation. And yes, Aaron is honestly the best character in Titus Andronicus.

    • @Vintage-Ace
      @Vintage-Ace 2 года назад +73

      The jokes really that old huh

    • @jlco
      @jlco 2 года назад +48

      Honestly, yeah, that sounds like Shakespeare.

    • @rin_etoware_2989
      @rin_etoware_2989 2 года назад +62

      there's also "some are born great, some achieve greatness, some have greatness thrust upon them," which is a slow burner but once you realize it...

    • @lemeres2478
      @lemeres2478 2 года назад +56

      @@Vintage-Ace
      "What have you done?"
      "That which cannot be undone"
      "Villain, you have undone my mother"
      "VILLAIN, I HAVE DONE THY MOTHER"

    • @egekazkayas8968
      @egekazkayas8968 2 года назад +10

      Nah man it’s Titus. His cooking skills alone make him the best character.

  • @Infection81
    @Infection81 5 месяцев назад +1

    i showed this to my great grandpa. he woke up from his nap in the box six feet underground and started dancing 💀💀💀

  • @luvvmarriage697
    @luvvmarriage697 Месяц назад +1

    The fact that I know every single lyric to this song bc I watch it often is insane 💀

  • @deafsear7548
    @deafsear7548 2 года назад +1431

    Thy piece of melody hence presented upon thee is certainly delightful

    • @sexygarfield80
      @sexygarfield80 2 года назад +35

      This beat truly slaps i sayeth. V'ry much fireth!

    • @DPedroBoh
      @DPedroBoh 2 года назад +3

      Such a flaming tune. Tis certain to nettle some bottoms.

    • @markjustmark7599
      @markjustmark7599 2 года назад +1

      This ironic upon seeing your name XD

  • @sneakyfloats
    @sneakyfloats Год назад +1867

    We makin it outta the dark ages with this one 🔥🔥🔥

    • @facuuu2809
      @facuuu2809 Год назад +11

      Indeed 😭 ❤️

    • @calebwastakennooo
      @calebwastakennooo Год назад +8

      Who let blud cook bruh??.🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea Год назад +2

      yes

    • @germany7464
      @germany7464 Год назад +2

      WE MAKIN OUT THE BATTLE OF TOURS WITH THIS ONE!!

    • @christianison1330
      @christianison1330 11 месяцев назад +2

      WE FINNA CONQUER IN THE CRUSADES WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️📢📢📢

  • @user-lq4yr1qr5r
    @user-lq4yr1qr5r 2 месяца назад +1

    i needed this Thank you. this changed my life forever. ❤

  • @Danozziiii
    @Danozziiii 4 месяца назад +1

    i was born in 1300 and this song came out in 534 and this still slaps

  • @cabbage_cat
    @cabbage_cat 2 года назад +876

    that gent is spitting BARS
    thy lyrics is absolute FIRETH

  • @Sprottel_SFM
    @Sprottel_SFM 2 года назад +1683

    My cavalry is swift and precise
    Your cavalry is crawling with lice
    My navy skips the tide full of spree
    Your navy lies at the bottom of the sea
    My footmen trump like the ace of spades
    Your footmen fall by grass blades

    • @grant3934
      @grant3934 Год назад +59

      🔥

    • @nathandei1674
      @nathandei1674 Год назад +51

      @@grant3934 more fire than the Great fire of rome

    • @ollikoskiniemi6221
      @ollikoskiniemi6221 Год назад +85

      My castle is made of bricks
      Your castle is made of sticks

    • @History_Nurd
      @History_Nurd Год назад +33

      ​@@ollikoskiniemi6221My Logistics are delightful
      Your logistics are quite awful

    • @ollikoskiniemi6221
      @ollikoskiniemi6221 Год назад +48

      @@History_Nurd My armor is bright and shiny
      Your armor is from your heiny

  • @diegovalosuna
    @diegovalosuna Месяц назад +1

    Alright, we’re here. Sitting in a car

  • @Envxetii
    @Envxetii 5 месяцев назад +4

    thats crazy the 'your mom' joke dates back to medieval times

  • @mdioxd9200
    @mdioxd9200 2 года назад +301

    These roasting skills are sharper than a damn guillotine

    • @Swigbro
      @Swigbro 2 года назад +1

      They slap harder than the strongest of ingots and burn hotter than the fires from my hearth

    • @YaboyRamirezfromSAFC
      @YaboyRamirezfromSAFC 2 года назад

      Actually guillotines we’re invented in modern history era not the

    • @YaboyRamirezfromSAFC
      @YaboyRamirezfromSAFC 2 года назад

      Medieval era

    • @UltraTsuki
      @UltraTsuki 2 года назад

      .

    • @mdioxd9200
      @mdioxd9200 2 года назад

      @@YaboyRamirezfromSAFC true... I'm french I should know xD

  • @lecommentar9851
    @lecommentar9851 2 года назад +612

    What's the best for me is this isn't even a stretch. THIS is quite literally the medival equivalent of a disstrack and I'm happy.

    • @marley606
      @marley606 2 года назад +2

      yes

    • @brasskail5036
      @brasskail5036 2 года назад +4

      I honestly quite wish this was on most music streaming services

    • @marley606
      @marley606 2 года назад

      @@brasskail5036 Me too

    • @marley606
      @marley606 2 года назад

      @@loganroofpedoexposer4952 shut up

    • @thesuperbslidewhistler312
      @thesuperbslidewhistler312 2 года назад +3

      I mean, the lyrics have a medieval theme, but the backing track and the melody were nowhere even close to medieval music. Still a fire diss track though

  • @TGTgtaghallow
    @TGTgtaghallow 11 дней назад +3

    Hits harder then the bubonic plague.

  • @Jellotines
    @Jellotines 4 месяца назад +3

    "Alright. Were here. Just sitting in the car."

  • @TitusRedwind
    @TitusRedwind 2 года назад +650

    "Your wife smells of bad money"
    Yooooo did he just call that dude's wife a strumpet?

    • @innovativedunce3706
      @innovativedunce3706 2 года назад +1

      An odd and partially polite way of saying your wife's a ho.

    • @nunyabiznes33
      @nunyabiznes33 2 года назад +22

      Yes. Yes he did. Haha!

    • @theclickening6668
      @theclickening6668 2 года назад +4

      What is a strumpet?

    • @shorttking2074
      @shorttking2074 2 года назад

      @@theclickening6668 google exists. archaic word for prostitute

    • @zhongxina7834
      @zhongxina7834 2 года назад

      @@theclickening6668 medieval age ho's

  • @gedhawk4871
    @gedhawk4871 2 года назад +544

    Even the apothecary can't cure the burns unleashed by this fire track. More devestating than the bubonic plague.

  • @DoubleVanimation
    @DoubleVanimation 6 месяцев назад +6

    WE GETTING OF THY HOOD WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
    -🧔‍♂️🇬🇧

  • @theguide7276
    @theguide7276 29 дней назад +1

    This diss-melody is delightful

  • @sirtony0114
    @sirtony0114 2 года назад +420

    You really showed that peasant. Pure Flames

  • @sorensmith8403
    @sorensmith8403 Год назад +841

    WE MAKIN IT OUT THE DUNGEON WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @EphalYT
    @EphalYT 21 день назад +1

    I thought bro was gonna say "my sheep will keep us alive, your sheep will let you die" 💀💀💀

  • @theultranot-owl8840
    @theultranot-owl8840 Месяц назад +2

    That hit harder that the blade at the guillotine

  • @user-gt5fy5ow4i
    @user-gt5fy5ow4i 11 месяцев назад +550

    This dude doesn't roast, he burns at the stake.

  • @shottwice
    @shottwice Год назад +726

    Medieval Lyrics:
    My mill grinds peppers and spice
    Your mill grinds, rats and mice
    My hand picks only what grows
    Your hand picks only your nose
    My grain tastes delightful
    Your grain tastes very frightful
    My mother cooks with much care
    Your mother cooks with her hair
    My wife smells of pure honey
    Your wife smells of bad money
    My fields are happy to see
    Your fields are sad to decree
    My hat fits like a fiddle
    Your hat fits like it’s little
    My king is smart and wise
    Your king is full of lies
    My sheep will keep us alive
    Your sheep will fail to arrive

    • @HelloHolaHiHey
      @HelloHolaHiHey 5 месяцев назад +4

      It shows the lyrics.. 💀

    • @shottwice
      @shottwice 5 месяцев назад +2

      ik but just in case somebody wants to copy and paste it@@HelloHolaHiHey

    • @HelloHolaHiHey
      @HelloHolaHiHey 5 месяцев назад

      @@shottwice copy and paste it to what?

    • @vivelenapoleon1927
      @vivelenapoleon1927 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@HelloHolaHiHey Lol this is the first time someone asks why someone does this, anyone can have a use for this bro, lol, just cuz you wont use it ain't gonna mean no one will-

    • @margiebazanmab
      @margiebazanmab 5 месяцев назад

      ​@doublebullets you can not copy and paste

  • @abin13610
    @abin13610 6 месяцев назад +1

    This is something pops would sing in regular show.

  • @dabred
    @dabred 5 месяцев назад +2

    bro was cooking in the coal stove with this one