Cursed texts from Grandmas

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @StupidlyStupid
    @StupidlyStupid 2 года назад +44726

    My grandmother once messaged me “The Egg 🥚” It was so ominous and it’s the only message she’s ever messaged me.

  • @navjotsingh2251
    @navjotsingh2251 2 года назад +5303

    My grandma messaged me "behind you" at 3am one day. I messaged her asking what does this mean, she never responded to my text. Still shook to this date.

    • @KanashimiMusic
      @KanashimiMusic 2 года назад +195

      I mean you could just, like, ask her in person or via a phone call? lmao

    • @moonfusion9964
      @moonfusion9964 2 года назад +293

      She may or may not have been trolling you.

    • @navjotsingh2251
      @navjotsingh2251 2 года назад +231

      @@KanashimiMusic tbh, it has been a while and I never asked. Maybe she’s forgotten by now. But still, I’m scared.

    • @khalilnevels8926
      @khalilnevels8926 2 года назад +108

      @@navjotsingh2251 She's just a got tier troll

    • @heathermerhout8775
      @heathermerhout8775 2 года назад +118

      Maybe she’ll respond 5 years later

  • @M.E.Pearson
    @M.E.Pearson 2 года назад +4295

    When my grandma discoverd GiF's were a thing, she used them non stop. She would send a text saying ''I left my cane at walmart again" then proceed to send me a gif of two racoons hugging each other, then a child with a horrified look on their face then send the racoon GIF again.
    She really enjoys the concept of gifs

    • @fletcheragenda6014
      @fletcheragenda6014 2 года назад +174

      Have you introduced her to tumblr yet?

    • @Blwbelle
      @Blwbelle 2 года назад +314

      @@fletcheragenda6014 HORRIBLE IDEA

    • @GayAndDog
      @GayAndDog 2 года назад +58

      @@fletcheragenda6014 what if the grandma gets into the "SuperWhoLock" fandom

    • @M.E.Pearson
      @M.E.Pearson 2 года назад +18

      @@fletcheragenda6014
      This would be a great idea, definitely 🤣
      She wouldn’t be able to figure out how to use it. She barely understands RUclips

    • @midnight_dreemurr
      @midnight_dreemurr 2 года назад +3

      @@mimikyulover3411 I do not know who or what Oncelor is, but Sans and Sonic are characters from videogames 💙

  • @TheGreatThicc
    @TheGreatThicc 2 года назад +3951

    Grandmas always come up with the weirdest/most unsettling things.
    I once cracked a short joke at mine(I'm 6'2 and she's like 5'1) while giving her a hug as I was leaving her house and my in-her-70's grandmother looked me dead in the eyes and said she'd knee me in the crotch so hard I'd have testicles for teeth. I had no idea how to process that.

    • @forestdude5168
      @forestdude5168 2 года назад +674

      damn, do not joke with grandma, she is wanted by the fbi and is a level 5/5 old woman, be aware, be safe man.

    • @sugoi694
      @sugoi694 2 года назад +151

      LMFAO

    • @abraruralam3534
      @abraruralam3534 2 года назад +162

      Oh god, that would be a painful curse if it were real.

    • @marktime.
      @marktime. 2 года назад +2

      your grandma probably has a 5 star wanted level

    • @ja.lena.a
      @ja.lena.a 2 года назад +69

      *...oh no.*

  • @Торнадоплюспетарда

    "Twin towers. Hope they get to you" was the most horrifying in context message in my opinion

  • @arbington
    @arbington 2 года назад +1020

    My family runs an auction company, doing mostly online sales. My grandmother absolutely insisted that she should run our Facebook page. One time she let autocorrect do its thing and she posted a message that read simply “ONLINE ACTION, AUCTION SUCTION.” It’s since jokingly become our family motto.

    • @sensifacient
      @sensifacient 2 года назад +135

      This comment got me, it's so nonsensical but it has a certain flow that confounds the mind lmao

    • @vannillaAJofficial204
      @vannillaAJofficial204 2 года назад +46

      i want to make that a meme quote

    • @Vaprod12
      @Vaprod12 2 года назад +26

      @@vannillaAJofficial204 it's probably copyrighted

    • @katelynhansan5794
      @katelynhansan5794 2 года назад +8

      Woah my grandparents used to run an auction too (online and in person) Lol

    • @realmustangboy6437
      @realmustangboy6437 2 года назад +6

      I'm dying because of this lmao

  • @tacohead8543
    @tacohead8543 2 года назад +4941

    From my Grandma:
    "Why is the stove shaped like your head?"
    The stove was normally shaped. A cube.
    I got roasted by my grandma.

    • @tacohead8543
      @tacohead8543 2 года назад +380

      Bonus one, this time from my grandpa:
      "Do you still want the long, hotdog shaled dog?'
      I had shown no interest in that type of dog.
      He didn't even have one, nor know where to get one.

    • @schoo9256
      @schoo9256 2 года назад +318

      You got roasted by your grandma AND she used a stove to do it. That's kind of impressive considering it wasn't literal.

    • @astro-yup
      @astro-yup 2 года назад +58

      We need more stove roasts

    • @BagelBagelBagelBa
      @BagelBagelBagelBa 2 года назад +37

      built like an elsen

    • @schoo9256
      @schoo9256 2 года назад +12

      @@BagelBagelBagelBa some serious smeg energy

  • @Reurovision
    @Reurovision 2 года назад +6877

    I literally can not keep on top of all of Matt's banger uploads. His voice is just perfect for reading elderly people's texts.

    • @Numbergamer2024
      @Numbergamer2024 2 года назад +64

      “Magic octopus” made me explode lol

    • @elliesteele2027
      @elliesteele2027 2 года назад +31

      That kinda sounds like a thinly veiled insult lol.

    • @Funni_Slime_Human
      @Funni_Slime_Human 2 года назад +34

      "I AM. GRANDMA." caught me so offguard I have to add it to my Chaotic Funny list.

    • @rebeccahherdener2068
      @rebeccahherdener2068 2 года назад +9

      @@Funni_Slime_Human it reminded me of "I am Groot".😂🤣

    • @Funni_Slime_Human
      @Funni_Slime_Human 2 года назад +1

      @@rebeccahherdener2068 Ī ªm ğřæňđmą.

  • @Feizao-e4b
    @Feizao-e4b Год назад +889

    "I AM GRANDMA." truly pure inspiration to become a grandma

    • @FTFromTurkey
      @FTFromTurkey 8 месяцев назад +4

      The uuhhhhhhhhh... 😐

    • @XsammyX670
      @XsammyX670 8 месяцев назад +10

      “I AM GRANDMA”

    • @sauerkids9254
      @sauerkids9254 7 месяцев назад +8

      instead of i am iron man i am grandma

    • @maxalon2479
      @maxalon2479 7 месяцев назад +3

      hello I’m a grandma and this is the five secondly object show

    • @ConeheadDave
      @ConeheadDave 6 месяцев назад +7

      Where are you
      Go get me some water
      I AM GRANDMA.

  • @AX11211
    @AX11211 2 года назад +11002

    I wish Matt was a voice in my head, reading my texts, narrating my actions, all that

    • @laurabii99
      @laurabii99 2 года назад +423

      what's stopping you

    • @bigbootymen__
      @bigbootymen__ 2 года назад +250

      yeah what’s stopping you

    • @flamingopersonn
      @flamingopersonn 2 года назад +334

      imagine the voice ringing in your ears, nobody else can hear it, just enthusiastically telling you about how you just went to the kitchen to get a drink

    • @akman909
      @akman909 2 года назад +138

      Please don't make this into a fanfic.

    • @kazkyuu
      @kazkyuu 2 года назад +163

      @@akman909 don't give them ideas

  • @iamwillisaclown
    @iamwillisaclown 2 года назад +3889

    Matt is like an older adult trying to relate to kids, but he actually knows how to do it.

    • @ieatboigas
      @ieatboigas 2 года назад +59

      Because it's true.

    • @mimikyulover3411
      @mimikyulover3411 2 года назад +243

      Matt is the cool uncle that doesn't wanna be at the family gathering but is pretty fun once you get to know him

    • @kupkate04
      @kupkate04 2 года назад +14

      666

    • @kupkate04
      @kupkate04 2 года назад +12

      @Jadetheflyingdog lol the number of likes was at '666' when I wrote the comment, I suppose it comes off as creepy now that it has passed that number 😆

    • @EstonianBro
      @EstonianBro Год назад +10

      Babushka

  • @elli_senfsaat
    @elli_senfsaat 2 года назад +1132

    Both of my grandmas died last year, it still feels wrong to not have them in my life anymore. Some of these texts remind me so much of them (though in person, they never had mobile phones) Thanks for the laughter!

    • @ManiacLight
      @ManiacLight 2 года назад +45

      I lost my great grandmother this year and we used to talk a lot via text messages, this vídeo reminded me a lot of her too

    • @AmbrosiusAmaimon
      @AmbrosiusAmaimon 2 года назад +38

      I lost three grandmas (one was my great-grandma) over the course of two years, two of which died within the same week, so I understand that feeling. My condolences. 💔

    • @Clouditivity
      @Clouditivity 2 года назад +23

      I agree. My one grandmother died in 2020. It makes me laugh when I see these as they also make me think of her!

    • @raven.petrichor
      @raven.petrichor 2 года назад +6

      @@Clouditivity
      same; I think if mine was still around she'd text like this (but in spanish)

    • @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro
      @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro 2 года назад +11

      I lost my grandma last year, and the other two didn’t bother to reach out (as per usual) to offer me any comfort 🙃
      Funny story about my late grandma, she thought texting was unnecessary and lazy, and she said that calling would be better. She didn’t even know how to text on her flip phone, even though she’d had one for something like twenty years. Now of course, her disdain for texting didn’t apply to when she used my grandad’s smartphone lol. She was a character

  • @orangutantitties9754
    @orangutantitties9754 Год назад +163

    ''Twin Towers, hope they get to you'' Sounds strangely threatening but also an insult, somehow

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 19 дней назад +1

      I'm just imagining a smaller replica of them being transported to someone as a surprise gift in a little wagon lmao

  • @landoflogic107
    @landoflogic107 2 года назад +1544

    I once was helping my Grandma send someone something on her phone, when I saw a conversation she was having with someone in her contacts named “Bro.” The messages the two exchanged were completely gibberish. When I asked her who Bro was, she said she had no idea, and didn’t recall having a conversation with them. Who knows how grandmas do it

  • @MasterMagikarp
    @MasterMagikarp 2 года назад +851

    My grandma has been messaging me and my siblings in a group chat every single day with a new image that’s like “Have a good Monday!” But of whatever the day is today and I just think it’s really nice. I also think her dedication to doing this is impressive. She has been sending us these pictures with no repeats for every single day for over two years.

  • @basicbean4997
    @basicbean4997 2 года назад +780

    My grandma signs off most of her messages with “Love ❤️ Grandma” or just simply, “Grandma.” So, I started writing my messages like letters, complete with “Sincerely, granddaughter” to match hers :)

    • @Caitilizzie
      @Caitilizzie 2 года назад +63

      That’s adorable!

    • @Sylvan.Valley
      @Sylvan.Valley 2 года назад +51

      blessed

    • @Blwbelle
      @Blwbelle 2 года назад +32

      Adorable

    • @LewisMcS
      @LewisMcS 2 года назад +37

      all fun and games until you start getting used to it and then accidentally use it on a serious message to someone else haha

    • @i_do_not_exist_
      @i_do_not_exist_ 2 года назад +12

      *[Everyone liked that]*

  • @Sammyy.
    @Sammyy. Год назад +116

    I love how much passion he reads the text like “ MAYONNAISE “ that’s super funny 😭 ✨

  • @kristym8641
    @kristym8641 2 года назад +1181

    My favorite text from my grandma I got was when I sent her a picture of my little parrot with her first egg. So a small fluffy adorable bird looking at an egg.
    Gramma's reply: "Scary!! Was it in our neighborhood?"
    It was so strange, I didn't know what else to say but "Yes she is in my bedroom."
    Talked to her later and she said I sent her a scary picture of a dinosaur, but neither of us were able to find it on her phone. I have no idea what happened 😂

    • @talentlesscommenter1329
      @talentlesscommenter1329 2 года назад +100

      He probably thought the bird was a dinosaur somehow

    • @catpoke9557
      @catpoke9557 2 года назад +164

      I guess she wasn't wrong about the dinosaur part but the 'scary' is a bit questionable

    • @bananawitchcraft
      @bananawitchcraft 2 года назад +68

      Birds are dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are scary. Lmao seems logical

    • @bananawitchcraft
      @bananawitchcraft 2 года назад +60

      Honestly the only thing that really keeps modern birds from being scary is their size. Just like cats.

    • @catpoke9557
      @catpoke9557 2 года назад +66

      @@bananawitchcraft Ostriches exist... cassowaries exist... yeah the logic checks out, they are pretty horrifying

  • @cookscreativecorner
    @cookscreativecorner Год назад +1245

    While my maternal grandmother has sent out some funny texts, none of them have been "cursed." But one of the funniest things she ever asked about her phone was, "Why are my apps jiggling?"

    • @AestheticMaluh
      @AestheticMaluh Год назад +9

      Lol

    • @budakbaongsiah
      @budakbaongsiah Год назад +45

      But why were her apps jiggling?

    • @heyjude6680
      @heyjude6680 Год назад +101

      ​@@budakbaongsiahif you hold your finger down on an app to delete it or movie it or whatever, all your other apps start jiggling

    • @budakbaongsiah
      @budakbaongsiah Год назад +11

      @@heyjude6680
      But mine just wobble when I do that

    • @heyjude6680
      @heyjude6680 Год назад +67

      @@budakbaongsiah jiggling and wobbling mean the same thing

  • @aubrisfox
    @aubrisfox 2 года назад +517

    One time my grandma was trying to reassure my aunt and said something along the lines of; " it's okay boo, I know you're *going to hell* "
    she meant "I know you're going through hell", but it was still hysterical

    • @RyanTosh
      @RyanTosh 2 года назад +123

      " Don't worry about it too much, just have fun, since in a few decades you will *e t e r n a l l y s u f f e r* "

    • @wob1918
      @wob1918 2 года назад +31

      @@RyanTosh 💀

    • @jade.g07
      @jade.g07 Год назад +10

      IM SORRY FOR LAUGHINGSHDJD

    • @julienielsen3746
      @julienielsen3746 Год назад +6

      LOL

  • @WantSomeWhiskey818
    @WantSomeWhiskey818 Год назад +157

    One time I was helping my grandmother clear out her storage space and I found her school yearbook from 1944. I love old vintage and antique stuff so I went to my grandma and was like “Grammy, this is so cool its your yearbook!” and without hesitation she went to the back of the book and listed off all her peers that have died.
    Getting old is hard y’all lol

    • @DoctorAlright
      @DoctorAlright 11 месяцев назад +10

      My grandmom does the exact same thing…
      Especially when she sees the Facebook obituary posts

  • @Chesapeakeripper555
    @Chesapeakeripper555 2 года назад +1644

    my grandma accidentally put a devil emoji after a sweet message to a family group chat, so it looked like this: " it was great seeing everyone! cant wait to see you soon 😈"

    • @chazndaisy.luv.u
      @chazndaisy.luv.u Год назад +104

      why does a feral opossum have a phone-

    • @Chesapeakeripper555
      @Chesapeakeripper555 Год назад +75

      @@chazndaisy.luv.u mysterious ways..

    • @chazndaisy.luv.u
      @chazndaisy.luv.u Год назад +24

      @@Chesapeakeripper555 hmm.. we're gonna call animal control..

    • @Deconstrife
      @Deconstrife Год назад +26

      Hello I am animal control what do I do

    • @chazndaisy.luv.u
      @chazndaisy.luv.u Год назад +22

      @@Deconstrife a feral opossum has a phone and is commenting random things 😩

  • @Jewls2
    @Jewls2 2 года назад +667

    One time my grandma texted me “Watching Jimmie Fallon and he said something about twitch and playing a game. It was a bunch of blobs chasing each other and you had to find the imposters. He played with Caton and Noah from stranger things and Valkyrae who looked familiar” it is the best text I’ve ever received, I want to hang it up on my wall

    • @scythal
      @scythal 2 года назад +137

      A bunch of blobs chasing each other and you had to find the impostors....
      Sounds kinda.... *sus*

    • @razorramonmachismo4172
      @razorramonmachismo4172 2 года назад +72

      grandma sus

    • @tekk_the_ghazt
      @tekk_the_ghazt 2 года назад +18

      @@scythal amongus-

    • @frid7434
      @frid7434 2 года назад +31

      i literally know the EXACT video she watched

    • @TheItalianoAssassino
      @TheItalianoAssassino 2 года назад +1

      yeah because that happened

  • @idcgaming518
    @idcgaming518 2 года назад +302

    I love the examples of deliberate trolling. As Russel Howard once said, "there's one thing we have plenty of, and it's old people who don't give a f*ck"

  • @aguywholikesgeography
    @aguywholikesgeography Год назад +92

    I once texted my Great-Uncle a happy birthday text and he said “Thank you, nothing. No bite no turtle no fish, jumping, nothing, onto the next spot.”
    Apparently he was fishing.

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 Год назад +16

      Sounds like something you would find in a journal entry written by a mad man lol
      Maybe even a riddle.

  • @rineyedits
    @rineyedits 2 года назад +340

    my grandma once texted me: “who am I” and I’m honestly scared for her sanity

    • @wob1918
      @wob1918 2 года назад +20

      lol what did you answer?

    • @LewisMcS
      @LewisMcS 2 года назад +58

      @@wob1918 "the chosen one." would have been my response

    • @tirsden
      @tirsden 2 года назад +15

      She's normal. The real question is... "who are you"

    • @2.fatducks
      @2.fatducks 2 года назад +13

      praying for your beloved grandmother.

    • @plumjet09
      @plumjet09 2 года назад +14

      Hey, V-sauce Michael here!

  • @hieveryone406
    @hieveryone406 2 года назад +256

    well my grandma once typed me a whole bunch of swear words, and after that sent me another message saying " the rudest swear words I can say to granddaughter"
    I treat my grandma very well and I'm a boy

  • @baguette4607
    @baguette4607 2 года назад +119

    I remember my grandma messaged me, deadpan, “Hotdog” featuring an image of a sculpture you’d probably find at goodwill and it was truly a life changing experience

  • @renee3461
    @renee3461 Год назад +105

    This reminds me of when I was sick at school and my parents couldn't pick me up, so I called my grandma. I said "is this grandma?" She said "I'm somebody's grandma. Who's this?" 😂

  • @mackerel_10
    @mackerel_10 2 года назад +543

    My grandma has an ancient brick, so any text she attempts to send through SMS ends up looking like a hellspawn of random characters... that's why she calls us instead

    • @shroomboy432
      @shroomboy432 2 года назад +10

      She hasnt learned to txt on a flip phone keyboard?
      Its not that hard i can do it without looking

    • @mackerel_10
      @mackerel_10 2 года назад +31

      She doesn't have a flip phone, but I think she knows how since she knows how to dial numbers. It might just be her phone being too old for smartphones to process what she's typing? I don't know

    • @cloker5363
      @cloker5363 2 года назад +10

      Could I ask what an ancient brick is?

    • @its_the_bird
      @its_the_bird 2 года назад +20

      @@cloker5363 Probably just one of the first types of cellphones. Nokias in particular are often called "bricks" because of how indestructible they were.

    • @mackerel_10
      @mackerel_10 2 года назад +16

      @@cloker5363 I'm not sure. It's a cellphone we got in like 2015 for her, but it might be a second-hand. Again, I could be wrong about her phone not being able to write properly considering a friend of mine (R.I.P) used a really old Samsung model with WhatsApp on it, though it barely qualified as a smartphone because it still had a flip phone keyboard.

  • @alextheferret5674
    @alextheferret5674 2 года назад +280

    My grandma recently texted me: "don't go to the mall." Without ANY explanation. Turns out a armed man shot a gun in the mall and ran, so, thanks grandma

    • @beasty6458
      @beasty6458 2 года назад +33

      at least grandma tries to save your life

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 2 года назад +68

      Grandma was involved

    • @average_tea_cup
      @average_tea_cup 2 года назад +12

      @@genericname2747 was about to comment this lmao

    • @Gigglesnix
      @Gigglesnix 2 года назад +24

      Was the gun ok?

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 2 года назад +31

      @@Gigglesnix no, it was shot

  • @thatcrystalpie
    @thatcrystalpie 2 года назад +345

    “I am Grandma”
    That sounds like something a wolf would say.

    • @realmustangboy6437
      @realmustangboy6437 2 года назад +12

      I believe her, i'll deliver the goods to het

    • @julienielsen3746
      @julienielsen3746 Год назад +6

      Said to little red riding hood.

    • @RealTrey19
      @RealTrey19 Год назад +3

      I am the one who knocks

    • @lazuliisanidiot
      @lazuliisanidiot Год назад

      LMAOO

    • @corvusgaming2379
      @corvusgaming2379 3 месяца назад

      I was going to make a joke but then I saw your profile picture and now I am worried for your mental health.

  • @thegodofpez
    @thegodofpez Год назад +77

    I miss my grandma. I’d take awkward texts over no texts any day. RIP grandma. ❤

    • @GingerK-ib4eq
      @GingerK-ib4eq 10 месяцев назад +9

      Same here pal

    • @thegodofpez
      @thegodofpez 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@GingerK-ib4eq RIP to your grandma, my dude. Genuinely. Life is so short. I know this likely won’t get to you, but human to human, I wish you nothing but wellness in this life. ❤️🤟

    • @GingerK-ib4eq
      @GingerK-ib4eq 10 месяцев назад +8

      @@thegodofpez Thank you so much❤️ This means a lot to me. I likewise wish you wellness and health 👍

    • @thegodofpez
      @thegodofpez 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@GingerK-ib4eq 🥰❤️

    • @zoesworldgaming321
      @zoesworldgaming321 5 месяцев назад +3

      Same. :(

  • @caiodacosta6951
    @caiodacosta6951 2 года назад +701

    I wish my grandparents could text me like this. Only one of them is alive and he hates technology. He'll literally take a walk to my apartment but never send a single text, which is pretty cute but I'm always worried something will happen.

    • @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro
      @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro 2 года назад +17

      My grandma said she hated texting, and would never do it herself unless absolutely necessary. She thought that if you truly needed something or wanted to talk, you should call. That’s largely why she never got a smartphone.
      Well, I should say she hated texting unless she stole my grandpa’s phone and texted using that, and really never called with it. Funny how she did that. Unfortunately I can’t make fun of her for it tho, she’s dead now 🙃

    • @Wolf-sh9ze
      @Wolf-sh9ze 2 года назад +3

      I wish so too…

    • @badpiggy2403
      @badpiggy2403 2 года назад +7

      @@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro sorry for your loss

    • @Turtoile41
      @Turtoile41 2 года назад +5

      Literally my grandma, except that she's willing to atleast call the person but sending a text is a big no no

    • @name-nn7cs
      @name-nn7cs 2 года назад +2

      i don’t even know if my grandma knows i exist lmao

  • @katsushi2329
    @katsushi2329 Год назад +480

    I still remember vividly when my grandmother pulled me aside and frantically handed me her tablet muttering “i think im hacked i saw a face pop up”
    I went through her tabs and it was a photo some old dude posted on her timeline with the camera right in his face. Poor lady was scared of him she was literally shaking

  • @mortober
    @mortober 2 года назад +295

    The only grandparent I ever talked to lives all the way in Ukraine and has dementia. She would call us from there now and then on our home phone and my mum would bring it over to me and I would hear her calling me a little rabbit and that was about all I could understand of her Russian. I hope she's doing well.

    • @serotonin.scavenger
      @serotonin.scavenger 2 года назад +43

      I hope she's doing well as well, dude. Say hi for me once you get to talk to her, yeah?

    • @badwulff
      @badwulff Год назад +32

      "Hello grandma, Serotonin Scavenger says hi"

  • @ThisisonlyforYouTube-w1s
    @ThisisonlyforYouTube-w1s Год назад +38

    “I. A M. G R A N D M A.”
    such beautiful words.

  • @oli-keevz
    @oli-keevz 2 года назад +200

    My grandma texts exactly the way she speaks, including refusing to say the word God . "OMGosh!"
    I just like the message that says I AM GRANDMA. The power has arisen.

  • @jamesondnunez
    @jamesondnunez 2 года назад +113

    After my grandma not texting me for a while, she sent me "She's vacuuming, shes vacuuming!!" And I didn't hear from her for another two weeks.

  • @haleywilson520
    @haleywilson520 2 года назад +373

    The only thing I even remotely would regret about not having children is not getting to be someone's crazy grandma

    • @leiafilewalker3102
      @leiafilewalker3102 2 года назад +69

      Don't worry, you still can be someone's crazy aunt or something like that

    • @sugoi694
      @sugoi694 2 года назад +15

      Goddammit, true, but you'd still be betting on if ur child creates a child too (or adopts)

    • @AnkleGremlin
      @AnkleGremlin 2 года назад +3

      you did not choose this childless life

    • @foxinabox5103
      @foxinabox5103 2 года назад +3

      Or being a supportive parents, but this one works as well

    • @TheLaziestLynx
      @TheLaziestLynx 2 года назад +3

      @@foxinabox5103 haha thats what I was thinking, some people aren't into kids tho I get it

  • @reharm_reality
    @reharm_reality Год назад +30

    I'm so glad my grandma knows how to text well. She was an english professor, and I'm majoring in english now, so we have lots of conversations about my classes. It's very nice.

  • @eetuthereindeer6671
    @eetuthereindeer6671 2 года назад +475

    My grandma somehow managed to text me a message that included nothing at all. No text, no characters and no picture. It was an empty message. How do you even send an empty message? That has to take skill

  • @creeperjo7
    @creeperjo7 2 года назад +163

    4:39 pretty sure if you hit a gorilla in the road your car would be way more damaged than the gorilla

    • @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa
      @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa 2 года назад +10

      still should avoid em!

    • @wob1918
      @wob1918 2 года назад +5

      and a giraffe?

    • @creeperjo7
      @creeperjo7 2 года назад +4

      @@wob1918 nah ive ran into multiple they just topple over like the end of a Jenga game

    • @H4LLW4Y.V01D
      @H4LLW4Y.V01D 2 года назад +3

      So would the person driving the car lol

    • @Mag3.1415
      @Mag3.1415 11 месяцев назад +1

      ⁠@@creeperjo7Jengaraffe

  • @cloudymew
    @cloudymew 2 года назад +824

    I taught my nan how to text, this was one of my favourite conversations we had.
    "Hello Kenzie watch out for the 🐕🐕"
    "The dogs? Pretty sure they'd all be asleep"
    "No not dogs"
    "I meant your brother"

    • @samaraoliveira3400
      @samaraoliveira3400 Год назад +57

      so she meant the dogs

    • @thecourtjester1931
      @thecourtjester1931 Год назад +7

      That is very funny I am totally not a ai

    • @jade.g07
      @jade.g07 Год назад +2

      OH MY GODD SJDJDJ

    • @Sagu_Un1_
      @Sagu_Un1_ Год назад +1

      Haha. This is so funny. I have never been so exquisitely and remarkly amused. This is hilarious.

    • @rangergaming46
      @rangergaming46 Год назад +6

      🐕🐕=brother

  • @ShadowsightSolos
    @ShadowsightSolos Год назад +25

    “Are noodles pasta or are pasta noodles?”
    -my grandma, 2018

  • @NutyRiver
    @NutyRiver 2 года назад +126

    My grandma once sent a news article about suicide rates at the local college to our family group chat and then immediately sent “lol”
    I think she was trying to lol at a cat picture someone sent higher up but she doesn’t know how to reply directly. And doesn’t know the text etiquette to clarify.

    • @realmustangboy6437
      @realmustangboy6437 2 года назад +4

      I wonder what your family was thinking about your grandma at that time...

    • @MrFourchords
      @MrFourchords Год назад +1

      I ruined the 100 likes

  • @rtlpejelagarto
    @rtlpejelagarto 2 года назад +287

    fun story:
    my grandma once sent me an image of a full trash container without any context.
    I replied with a GIF of confused guy with the text "WTF". Then she proceeds to type the name "Alice [Lastname]" 3 times (which wasn't my name) and then calls me.
    when I she talks about how that "Alice [lastname]" used to be kind but now she is cruel and wants to invite a stranger black man to her birthday. (the man was the guy in the GIF)
    that was the most confusing conversation, and I still need to know the Alice lore.

    • @talentlesscommenter1329
      @talentlesscommenter1329 2 года назад +60

      I hope you find Alice Lastname

    • @dazaifeetpics
      @dazaifeetpics 2 года назад +77

      help who is alice lastname and whats wrong with ur grandma is she possessed 😭

    • @rtlpejelagarto
      @rtlpejelagarto 2 года назад +34

      @@dazaifeetpics idk who Alice Lastname is 😭😭😭 all I know is that at least she is a kind person

    • @Upsc2027champ
      @Upsc2027champ 2 года назад +39

      This feels like it's going to end up somewhere in reddit.

    • @wob1918
      @wob1918 2 года назад +8

      LOLLLLL WHAT

  • @haleyw5677
    @haleyw5677 2 года назад +108

    makes me way sadder than i ever thought it would. my grandparents both have dementia and the last text i received from either of them was my grandfather trying to tell me that he had been kidnapped because he was having delusions. they can't really text anymore and I miss when they would text me funny things like this

    • @realmustangboy6437
      @realmustangboy6437 2 года назад +2

      RIP

    • @Archie.9005
      @Archie.9005 Год назад +3

      Condolences.

    • @hopelessspaghetti5310
      @hopelessspaghetti5310 Год назад +2

      @@realmustangboy6437 he didnt die

    • @julienielsen3746
      @julienielsen3746 Год назад +6

      After my mother got dementia on the day we took her to be put in a nursing home, she got a little violent and started to point her cane towards the lady walking with her, and said, " I'm going to shoot you with my cane!!!" I don't know if she thought she could, or if she was just being funny. She had a good sense of humor.

  • @asolarsystem-i3e
    @asolarsystem-i3e 9 месяцев назад +8

    the “moneys short, times are hard, heres your f***cking christmas card” was so funny 😂😂😂😂

  • @AustinTheWeenieTickler
    @AustinTheWeenieTickler 2 года назад +1126

    I had a feeling that Matt was going to do something relating to boomer texting eventually. Grandmas are just another breed.
    edit: I changed my profile picture because you were all so upset over me having JellyBean on it.

    • @Brann1k
      @Brann1k 2 года назад +45

      grandma's are the best thing in the world

    • @smashthesubscribebutton
      @smashthesubscribebutton 2 года назад +10

      @@Brann1k probably wrote that for your grandma

    • @AustinTheWeenieTickler
      @AustinTheWeenieTickler 2 года назад +7

      @@Brann1k Have to agree. Haha.

    • @Brann1k
      @Brann1k 2 года назад +2

      @@smashthesubscribebutton what

    • @Brann1k
      @Brann1k 2 года назад +1

      @@AustinTheWeenieTickler yes

  • @ericasmith6498
    @ericasmith6498 2 года назад +97

    I once texted "I love you" to my grandma and she responded, "Who is this? Is it Gabe? Love you Gabe."
    I am not Gabe.

  • @treeclimberdave
    @treeclimberdave Год назад +37

    My grandfather once texted my dad "surprise surprise" "I'm not all that weak" it surprised my dad so much

  • @zachgreenninja3885
    @zachgreenninja3885 Год назад +48

    3:47 😂 She’s a Genius

  • @enigmabodylanguage
    @enigmabodylanguage 2 года назад +31

    Appreciate it whilst it lasts. You will never know how much you'll miss them.

  • @petuniatherain-nightwing1002
    @petuniatherain-nightwing1002 2 года назад +74

    Not my grandma, but my dad.
    My dad tends to send emojis in almost every one of his texts. I was once at work, and I texted him to bring my jacket because I forgot it. He brought it over, but he couldn't find me (I was working) so he gave it to one of my co-workers and told her to find me and give it to me (thankfully she did). But I had felt bad about my dad not being able to find me because I was busy working, so I texted him that I felt bad.
    My dad replied with:
    "Smile be 😊"
    "Happy 😁😁😁"
    in two separate messages that were sent two hours apart from each other.
    Gotta love him.

    • @Klekeec
      @Klekeec Год назад

      Did not expect to see you here but also expected
      I don’t know at this point.
      Also your dad seems to send texts early and not notics

    • @petuniatherain-nightwing1002
      @petuniatherain-nightwing1002 Год назад +1

      @@Klekeec o hello
      yea i think he does

  • @Cometstarlight
    @Cometstarlight 2 года назад +51

    *has a CT scan*
    “Did they find your brain while you were in there?”
    That about sent me through the roof, but I can’t laugh because I’m at work 😂

  • @Epic_Axolotl
    @Epic_Axolotl Год назад +34

    3:52 this message got me searching what toyboy means

    • @gavitron0610
      @gavitron0610 11 месяцев назад +3

      I don’t want to have look it up, what does it mean?

    • @Epic_Axolotl
      @Epic_Axolotl 11 месяцев назад +12

      @@gavitron0610 “a male lover that is much younger than his partner”

    • @thecreator3145
      @thecreator3145 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Epic_Axolotl : - |

  • @ashe3410
    @ashe3410 2 года назад +488

    Matt, you're like a dad, you're the best!! :)

  • @rifttogo7108
    @rifttogo7108 2 года назад +152

    3:31 “Don’t worry, it takes some time to learn how to text. Practice makes perfect!”
    *”OKLAHOMA”*

    • @wob1918
      @wob1918 2 года назад +2

      i just love it 😂😂😂😂

    • @hextheprotogenfox
      @hextheprotogenfox 2 года назад +6

      They just yelled the state I live in

    • @hextheprotogenfox
      @hextheprotogenfox 2 года назад +7

      I don't know if I should be threatened

  • @th989-l2h
    @th989-l2h 2 года назад +66

    Grandmas texting are like aliens trying to communicate to humans for the first time

  • @CERTIFIED_SILLGUY
    @CERTIFIED_SILLGUY Год назад +7

    I got an ad for adult toys before the video started.

  • @unvl7682
    @unvl7682 Год назад +166

    4:27 I think she just meant “look out for animals” 💀

    • @darthrosinathedumbass
      @darthrosinathedumbass 8 месяцев назад +20

      the damn giraffes keep running in front of my car

    • @Cloudyyyyyy00
      @Cloudyyyyyy00 7 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@darthrosinathedumbass ikr it's so annoying when the koalas r running in front of my car >:(

    • @Торнадоплюспетарда
      @Торнадоплюспетарда 5 месяцев назад +3

      Damn gorrilas running in front of my car >:(

    • @Asta01217
      @Asta01217 3 месяца назад +2

      @@Cloudyyyyyy00yeah same the llamas keep running on our cars and spitting on them when we drive them

    • @d3c34t
      @d3c34t 3 месяца назад

      bunnies keep ramming into my car

  • @antagonizingprotagonist8721
    @antagonizingprotagonist8721 2 года назад +52

    My grandma once sent me "the cheese is not good" 10 times in a row for some unholy reason

    • @forestdude5168
      @forestdude5168 2 года назад +13

      well it wasnt good then.

    • @realmustangboy6437
      @realmustangboy6437 2 года назад +3

      🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀
      Here a replica lmao

  • @purplesharky1118
    @purplesharky1118 Год назад +51

    man, grandmas have a secret language that we'll never know
    and it's beautiful

  • @lapinajustleft
    @lapinajustleft Год назад +5

    My Nonna (grandma in Italian) only texted “Okay” to my brother, for all the years she’s had his number

  • @ManiacLight
    @ManiacLight 2 года назад +54

    I lost my great grandmother this year, I used to send my drawings to her and she loved it, I teach her how to send messages and search things on RUclips, the last conversation that I had with her was via text messages and this vídeo reminded me a little of her, thanks Matt

  • @petrkarlik6142
    @petrkarlik6142 2 года назад +52

    I was at a contract bridge tournament once and my grandma sent me a message: "Great job :)". It was right after our worst match when we have lost 20-0.

  • @RingoA
    @RingoA 2 года назад +37

    My grandma added her pastor to our family group chat, we only knew this because the pastor asked to be removed from the chat.

  • @bigfootpart4therevengeancing
    @bigfootpart4therevengeancing 11 месяцев назад +8

    I appreciate that Grandma telling her loved one to watch out for foxes, deer, koalas, gorillas, and giraffes.
    I, too, sometimes get into my car and use it to break down zoo security gates and then just drive through all of the different animal exhibits.
    Good looking out, Granny.

    • @sirenheadoir4pizzas
      @sirenheadoir4pizzas 6 месяцев назад

      im in my moms car and there's a mirror against lifhdjssosokvdksfbfwbk dak
      yeah just aayj

    • @augustcat3
      @augustcat3 3 месяца назад +1

      @@sirenheadoir4pizzas Are u okay did the animal attack ur car

  • @BonesX-ing
    @BonesX-ing 2 года назад +40

    I'll have you know that you have become the narrating voice in my mind. It's helped a lot with pre-calc, actually. Swearing at numbers with a British accent is surprisingly effective.

  • @emet-selch9378
    @emet-selch9378 2 года назад +244

    How did you knew I was feeling sick in bed? Great timing for one of your funny videos to cheer up my day! ^_^

  • @sullywestboi9271
    @sullywestboi9271 2 года назад +105

    2:45 Ah yes. Grandma beautifully recites the poem “Hello Maddison.” Truly an iconic work of art.

  • @lolothesilly
    @lolothesilly Год назад +4

    the tuna salad one at the beginning could be genius though 🤔 pretend not to understand technology until your relatives give in and bring you tuna salad!!

  • @esk-tc9xg
    @esk-tc9xg 2 года назад +96

    The grandma at 3:09 has no right being so relatable

  • @Pupperplanet
    @Pupperplanet Год назад +269

    One time, my grandma just texted me "zucchini" with no context. I asked my grandma about it later and she acted like it never happened

  • @gemmanana
    @gemmanana 2 года назад +105

    When I'm old I'm gonna message my grandchildren like this on purpose to mess with them

    • @echognomecal6742
      @echognomecal6742 Год назад +6

      Any kids or annoying adults in your life? Why wait? Start practicing so you're really good when it counts :D
      Life is short.
      As soon as I hit the 1/2 century mark (I have lotsa white hair; it Really impacts people's attitude/expectations), I started my old lady privilege. Tell people when they're doing a good job. Tell bosses they ought treat their workers better. Bake for a young helpful neighbor. (Turned out to be an incredible jackass & hurt decent people, but what am I, psychic?)
      Start sentences with "When I was young" to be able to tell people what to do or get them to appreciate how the world has improved..."we didn't have search engines. We used encyclopedias & for a curious kid, they were almost as distracting & addicting as the internet...especially if you couldn't care less about your assignment's subject..."
      Take age for a test drive!
      Do it. An old bag is telling you to.

    • @michaelamitrano1796
      @michaelamitrano1796 Год назад

      Send them a message at one am that says "Bing Chilling" then dip.

    • @XD_IdunnobutimaMoominfan
      @XD_IdunnobutimaMoominfan 11 месяцев назад

      Sameeee

  • @pipecleanerdogs3696
    @pipecleanerdogs3696 2 года назад +84

    4:43 they live in Australia+

  • @LolganSaucey
    @LolganSaucey 2 года назад +29

    one time I got a text from my grandma that said
    “The mind lingers”
    it was the most random thing in the world

  • @caesarjg5304
    @caesarjg5304 2 года назад +17

    Since a few months I've been living with my grandparents, on one hand bc of the unaffordable rent prices around here, on the other hand bc my grandparents are having some health issues and I'm glad to be able to help them in their household, with groceries, appointments and just being there to keep an eye on them. These texts remind me so much of them whenever my grandma writes me (my gramps doesn't have a smartphone lol) or when she asks me to help her out with "phone problems" (e.g. how to switch to camera settings or open your Gmail account). Bless their hearts. 💙

  • @Balagnugnes
    @Balagnugnes Год назад +5

    When im old i wanna intentionally pretend that im technologically inept so that i can message my grandchildren the most random shit

  • @roundy4717
    @roundy4717 2 года назад +36

    My grandma sends normal texts, but one time when I sent my mom a text discussing Christmas present ideas, she sent back, without acknowledging anything I said, the news that a high school classmate of mine had just died. It baffles me to this day.

  • @rachelleeeeeee_
    @rachelleeeeeee_ 2 года назад +26

    One time my grandma texted me “How beat level 178 candy crush” I think she thought I was google

    • @forestdude5168
      @forestdude5168 2 года назад +14

      damn, you know its a hard level when even grandma needs help with it.

  • @MezephelesArt
    @MezephelesArt 2 года назад +25

    When it comes to texting, I'm usually the weird one between me and my grandparents. I once saw a RUclips comment going something like "what if God came down, said 'it's pronounced Jod' and left" and I just had to share it with them. Papa asked where that question even came from.

  • @Two-2-q5z
    @Two-2-q5z Месяц назад +6

    1:29 "magic octopus" amazing quote. 💀💀

  • @NoArtisticLimitation
    @NoArtisticLimitation 2 года назад +152

    Not grandma, mother, but the best text we’ve (sister and I) ever gotten from her was
    “Look at the sunset”
    Took her so long to tell us it was dark.
    So we just get “look at the sunset” and spend the next 20 minutes trying to wonder what magical land our parents were in before they got home and we were able to ask.

    • @wob1918
      @wob1918 2 года назад +5

      what did they say?

    • @salmonellq2981
      @salmonellq2981 2 года назад +8

      I don't... Understand this at all

    • @AskForDoodles
      @AskForDoodles 2 года назад +28

      ​@@salmonellq2981 Mother tried to to text about the sunset while the sun was setting, but it took her so long to text it became nighttime before she actually sent the message.

    • @Caitilizzie
      @Caitilizzie 2 года назад +5

      @@AskForDoodles Oh, that actually makes more sense! I was confused too, it lack of comma in “Took her so long to tell us it was dark” that confused me.
      I was like “Why did your mom need to say it was dark?”

  • @egglord69
    @egglord69 2 года назад +68

    4:23 this grandma is speaking in Mario odyssey 💀

    • @hermansfood9672
      @hermansfood9672 2 года назад +7

      Only the real ones get this reference

    • @flaming02rtle
      @flaming02rtle Год назад +6

      "use Cappy (🧢) to capture the Frog (🐸)"

    • @zerajm
      @zerajm 5 месяцев назад +1

      use phone (📱) to type letters ( abc ) to text your son (🧒)

  • @lunarrrrr935
    @lunarrrrr935 Год назад +29

    My grandma has a habit of using voice to text and there's been some extremely random and confusing texts

    • @JuiceyDev
      @JuiceyDev Год назад

      like what texts she sent you?

  • @YourLocalRailfan
    @YourLocalRailfan 9 месяцев назад +3

    My grandma once texted me, “ That burgerly habi ned at knob hill” “ The two thief's and the package”

  • @zed-47
    @zed-47 2 года назад +26

    "You have the wrong number"
    "What's the right number?" Got me 🤣🤣

  • @cupwasneverhere
    @cupwasneverhere 2 года назад +80

    My grandma once invited me, my brother, and my dad to help her move, and by the time we got there, all the boxes were loaded into the truck and ready to go. My dad invited his friends to help out too, so to make it up to them, he took them out for a drink.

    • @groggyacorn7067
      @groggyacorn7067 2 года назад +5

      Wtf holy shit, why'd she even ask for help?

    • @cupwasneverhere
      @cupwasneverhere 2 года назад +2

      @@groggyacorn7067 Idk

    • @sirpixel7945
      @sirpixel7945 2 года назад +5

      So your grandma lifted all those boxes on her own?!

    • @bellebonebag8096
      @bellebonebag8096 2 года назад +13

      @@sirpixel7945 Grandmas are tougher than they look

    • @bellebonebag8096
      @bellebonebag8096 2 года назад +7

      @@sirpixel7945 Remember, her and your grandpa had to walk through blizzards and tornadoes just to get to school back in her day 😂

  • @elliesteele2027
    @elliesteele2027 2 года назад +15

    0:47
    > Joins chat.
    > "It's super easy to buy heroine."
    > Refuses to elaborate.
    > Leaves.
    Absolute Chadma.

    • @svenjansen2134
      @svenjansen2134 6 месяцев назад

      * heroin. A heroine is a female hero.

  • @coralinepool
    @coralinepool Год назад +7

    2:37 I LAUGHED SO HARD ON THIS!! Keep it up, I've been watching your videos for 2 years Matt. I love every single video you post! You make me smile.

  • @emmahimata578
    @emmahimata578 2 года назад +43

    My grandma just once randomly in the middle of the night messaged me the word "squirrel". I replied with "Grandma what". She didn't text me again till my great grandfather died and I only got a picture of his grave (Most of my family is in Germany while I live in asia so I couldn't attend). She never explained why she send squirrel at like 3 AM

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy 2 года назад

      was your great grandfather killed by a squirrel?

    • @emmahimata578
      @emmahimata578 2 года назад +5

      @@themyofmy grandma refuses to tell me

    • @realmustangboy6437
      @realmustangboy6437 2 года назад +1

      @@emmahimata578 sorry about your great gramps
      (Granddad/grandfather)

    • @archae6451
      @archae6451 Год назад

      The squirrel killed your great grandpa, she was trying to warn you 😔😔

    • @emmahimata578
      @emmahimata578 Год назад

      @@archae6451 These squirrels getting out of hand

  • @Frankie_1908
    @Frankie_1908 2 года назад +95

    Hi Matt! Just wanted to let you know that I'm kinda going through a tough time lately, being extremely stressed out by exams and my mother. But your videos make me smile regardless of how I'm feeling any given point in time.
    You are making so many lives better and happier through these videos. Thank you tonnes, on behalf of your entire subscriber community. Stay safe and take care! ❤
    Sincerely,
    Just another person who's extremely grateful to have you in their world.

  • @LunaAgent
    @LunaAgent 2 года назад +55

    i find it odd that a lot of these grandmas write 'lol' in their messages, when mine takes 10 years to write the message and punctuates everything with full-stops making it sound serious
    lol

    • @wob1918
      @wob1918 2 года назад +3

      lets start a chain

    • @wob1918
      @wob1918 2 года назад +3

      lol

    • @skin_lizard
      @skin_lizard 2 года назад +3

      lets start a chain

    • @skin_lizard
      @skin_lizard 2 года назад +3

      lol

    • @CDM416
      @CDM416 2 года назад +3

      Chain broken 💔

  • @Roux_man
    @Roux_man 11 месяцев назад +1

    Idk why but matts british voice makes these 1000 times funnier, maybe the expression? 😅

  • @paytondadd295
    @paytondadd295 2 года назад +97

    Story time:
    I was being born. And my grandma had just got a phone. She had no idea how to text. But my aunt had text her saying the hospital room and other information on how to find us. My grandma wanted to make sure my aunt saw her messages. So she started typing nn ojdnd jd owmdj. She still has a hard time texting after 14 years. Sometimes you will get the occasional letter spam or a picture she took of the floor by accident. I always look forward to her texts though.

    • @MrConfused.
      @MrConfused. 2 года назад +1

      nn ojdnd jd owmdj

    • @thetherrannative
      @thetherrannative 2 года назад +3

      That is such an excellent first sentence for a story, man.

    • @paytondadd295
      @paytondadd295 2 года назад +3

      Haha thank you, I felt weird writing it but then it was stuck in my head and I gave up trying.

  • @skyesfallenxx
    @skyesfallenxx 2 года назад +148

    2:25 "Can you help him" HAHAHAH

    • @danek_hren
      @danek_hren Год назад

      2:31*

    • @saku411
      @saku411 11 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Sankitty526
      @Sankitty526 2 месяца назад

      ITS MY FAV PART😂😂

  • @bee2143
    @bee2143 2 года назад +39

    My grandma once texted me in response to my dog passing away, “Rest in peace. That is so sad 😂 LOL 💕” she meant to use the crying emoji and say “lots of love”

    • @realmustangboy6437
      @realmustangboy6437 2 года назад

      I wonder how older people think that the 😂 is a 😭

    • @realmustangboy6437
      @realmustangboy6437 2 года назад +6

      Btw sorry about your dog bro.

    • @bee2143
      @bee2143 2 года назад +1

      @@realmustangboy6437 thanks man

    • @Thewritingelf
      @Thewritingelf 2 года назад +1

      I'm sorry that's chaotically wholesome 😂. R.I.P to your dog though.

    • @is0l4ti0n
      @is0l4ti0n Год назад +1

      My aunt used the 😂 emoji when trying to indicate sadness about a deceased relative. I had to try really hard not to die laughing.
      "Rest in Peace I miss you so much 😂" bruh

  • @mustafah6150
    @mustafah6150 Год назад +45

    4:00 W H E R E A R E Y A