The Whitelisted Mystery
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- Опубликовано: 14 ноя 2019
- the war is not over technoblade.
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Игры
if you wish to defeat me, farm for another thousand years
LLLL nice hair btw
techno can you start uploading skywars content again
No! He will win!
lolol
You got this Techno! 🤣😂🤣
“He’s kinda just vibin so I’m gonna leave him here”
His biggest mistake
It has ruined his career, he has forever been disgraced in the potato community for not realizing his potato farms flaws and letting technoblade destroy him
699th like
Famous last words
Hey guys it’s best trends here and we have
TOP TEN WORDS SAID BEFORE DISASTER
4000th like
"hes kinda just vibin so ill let him be" famous last words
How ironic coming from Dio
KONO DIO DA
Squid should wear those words like fabric and remember them.
Leave him here*
DIO BRANDO he failed the vibe check
"He's kinda vibing so im just gonna leave him"
*Top 10 photos taken before disaster*
OMG he going to die tonight we feast on squid
more like famous last words
LMAO I WAS GONNA SAY THAT AHAHAH
@@vihaanshah9398 really
@@canada6665 yea
Squid: 'WGAT US YIYR ORIEBKEN'
Skeppy: Finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!
Totally accurate because skeppy says stuff that isnt spelled right! Because "batter"
Honestly, I feel like Skeppy would make more spelling mistakes.
Ah yes, the perfect war
prefect memeem
Dang he can rival skeppy in typing and Techno in potatoes now the real question is Can he rival Dreams wheeze?? Can he rival BBH's wholesomeness can he rival George's ability to sleep during the most important events on the SMP? Or dare I say it How good are his elbows-
*User has been banned*
Truly technoblade is the scariest minecraft mob
Technoblade? Aww man
Scarier than Herobrine
Imagine you are in a dark oak forest and behind a tree you can see technoblade peeking at you
@@ericrand4487 he suddenly lounges with axe in hand screaming NERDDD!!
No, Jerry is. He has the power of multiplication, teleportation and immortality.
I've rewatched The Potato War from Techno's perspective a few times but this is my first time seeing it from Squid's perspective. It's so interesting to see how he just thought some random guy was just AFKing on his island for no reason until it was too late lol.
Also, the rat metaphor, “he was just vibing so I kinda just left him there”, and another part I can't remember were really funny. Good work on the video! =)
PFP twins YAY ig.
@@user-ym7eh8pi5i c!wilbur simp solidarity
@@spiderquinnn
It's funny looking back and realizing they were literally making his farms somewhat less effective and he had zero clue
this aged well lmao@@spiderquinnn
Oh I love that he didn’t know what foe he was up against. He was up against the man who beat dream, the 1400 win streak in bedwars man and the rainier of edit: 3Minecraft tournaments
Techno is like the Minecraft equivalent of a cross between Lex Luthor and the Grim Reaper. Squid was truly out of his element here.
Late reply but...
SQUID FARMED 8 HOURS A DAY WHILE TAKING COLLEGE ARE YOU CRAZY HE PUT MORE EFFORT INTO THIS THAN ANYONE. TECHNO DIDN"T KNOW WHO HE WAS UP AGAINST well actually he did but THEY WERE AT LEAST EQUAL
The 8 hours a day part happened in june it was summer
@@stephalloplayz In summer
@@stephalloplayz in summer
*“He’s kind of just vibin’ so I’m just gonna leave him here”*
Best mistake in his life
@@UziDey He should feel honored to be in the presence of his alt.
@@bruhmachine6435 yeah but still
Elijaha White Crocco Dude, Techno is still a normal person, you’re making him seem like a God.
@@koikoimeep4842 that's the joke r/wooosh
“The pig caught the squid, acting like a rat, I was too busy chasing the cheese, and I forgot the traps” - im a squid kid
Sounds like a noir movie detective
I tried to rap it and its sounds so good XD
“now I’m the villain in your history”
I literally saw this right when he said it
Gf but not a close fight
Squid kid POV: creepy afk guy who won’t leave.
Techno’s POV: gets alt to go afk just to make him loose
"Well Techno, you might have won the battle, but I will win the war."
That aged poorly...
Aged like milk, I would say.
He was a strong foe regardless
2018: PewDiePie vs T-Series
2019: Technoblade vs im a squid kid
XD
Hell yeah
Forgot the underscores but I’ll let it slide.. this time..
Better than KSI v Logan Paul
Limesicle wtaf I legit JUST wrote that but put 2019 and 2020
"But he's kinda just vibin so I'm gonna leave him here"
*little did he know, that would lead to his downfall*
Obama what’s your last name???
I love these replys
@@riuskiii_1899 2
@@FortKnox5529 7
Barack Obama what yah doin here obama
i love how we are all returning to this series- rest in peace technoblade
D:
9 month's ago? When in like 4 months or 3 it will be one year man its so sad
Fr
@@pluyora One. Year😞
thats so sad
“I will win the war”
Technoblade: interesting choice of words
Technoblade: I'm going to go AFK on this man's island to sabotage his heavily flawed potato farm!
Im a squid kid: Hey, this dude's just vibin'. What he listening to tho? O_O
ckeeky zekey give him a vibe check
Probably listening to blitz parody by technoblade
lavender town
that’s why whitelisted is afk...
Frame of mind
🧬🧬🧬🧬
“Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness” - Sun Tzu *The Art Of War*
1. “A leader leads by example, not by force.” - Sun Tzu
2. “Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?” - Sun Tzu
3. “If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.” - Sun Tzu
4. “Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.” - Sun Tzu
5. “Supreme excellence consists of breaking the enemy’s resistance without fighting.” - Sun Tzu
6. “To know your Enemy, you must become your Enemy.” - Sun Tzu
7. “You have to believe in yourself.” - Sun Tzu
8. “Regard your soldiers as your children, and they will follow you into the deepest valleys; look on them as your own beloved sons, and they will stand by you even unto death.” - Sun Tzu
9. “It is only the enlightened ruler and the wise general who will use the highest intelligence of the army for the purposes of spying, and thereby they achieve great results.” - Sun Tzu
10. “All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must seem inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near.” - Sun Tzu
11. “Engage people with what they expect; it is what they are able to discern and confirms their projections. It settles them into predictable patterns of response, occupying their minds while you wait for the extraordinary moment - that which they cannot anticipate.” - Sun Tzu
12. “If your enemy is secure at all points, be prepared for him. If he is in superior strength, evade him. If your opponent is temperamental, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant. If he is taking his ease, give him no rest. If his forces are united, separate them. If sovereign and subject are in accord, put division between them. Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected.” - Sun Tzu
13. “Move swift as the Wind and closely-formed as the Wood. Attack like the Fire and be still as the Mountain.” - Sun Tzu
14. “The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.” - Sun Tzu
15. “Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win.” - Sun Tzu
16. “Know thy self, know thy enemy. A thousand battles, a thousand victories.” - Sun Tzu
17. “To fight and conquer in all our battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy’s resistance without fighting.” - Sun Tzu
18. “Quickness is the essence of the war.” - Sun Tzu
19. “Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.” - Sun Tzu
20. “Even the finest sword plunged into salt water will eventually rust.” - Sun Tzu
21. “Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.” - Sun Tzu
22. “Opportunities multiply as they are seized.” - Sun Tzu
23. “There are not more than five musical notes, yet the combinations of these five give rise to more melodies than can ever be heard.There are not more than five primary colors, yet in combination they produce more hues than can ever been seen.There are not more than five cardinal tastes, yet combinations of them yield more flavors than can ever be tasted.” - Sun Tzu
24. “When strong, avoid them. If of high morale, depress them. Seem humble to fill them with conceit. If at ease, exhaust them. If united, separate them. Attack their weaknesses. Emerge to their surprise.” - Sun Tzu
25. “He will win who knows when to fight and when not to fight.” - Sun Tzu
26. “Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack.” - Sun Tzu
27. “The quality of decision is like the well-timed swoop of a falcon which enables it to strike and destroy its victim.” - Sun Tzu
28. “Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent’s fate.” - Sun Tzu
29. “If the mind is willing, the flesh could go on and on without many things.” - Sun Tzu
30. “Know yourself and you will win all battles.” - Sun Tzu
31. “Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory. Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat.” - Sun Tzu
32. “When the enemy is relaxed, make them toil. When full, starve them. When settled, make them move.” - Sun Tzu
33. “Victory usually goes to the army who has better trained officers and men.” - Sun Tzu
34. “If you are far from the enemy, make him believe you are near.” - Sun Tzu
35. “The opportunity to secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.” - Sun Tzu
@@Smugly33810 Thank you Sun Tzu , very cool..
@@Smugly33810 techno quoted 4 in his potato war 2 video
Smug Mitten did yo literally copied and paste some of the art of war
yes fellow one the student has become the master
"WGAT US YIYR ORIEBKEN”
- Sun Tzu a.k.a "squid kid", the art of war
you were such a great rival to him
When he said “WGAT US YIYR ORIEBKEN” I really felt that
he is speaking the language of gods
UGA WAKA TEGA WAKU DO
Dude Kenneth oriebken sounds like a anime energy ball move name
What lenguage is that?
Woomy 125 no, the language of skeppy
Casually Farming Potatoes
Technoblade: “Starts the Potato War”
Squid Kid: farms for life
Techno: 🙃
• Tsuniiy • 3*
This hits so much different now! o7
That's our King
@@pjbreezy is for me 🤗
Squids version: Detective Movie with thousand suspects
Techno Version: *Cyberbullying Squid For 30 Minutes*
Watching this after tehcnoblade died hits different.
It really does I'm rewatching everything and it's so sad damn it
"...But I will win the war"
- im a squid kid
Technoblade: *_Literally owns a book called "The Art of War"_*
This also didn't age well.
:)
@@cloveruty even worse now
I have a copy too
Everyone has a copy its a classic if you like classics you might even have multiple
None of this would have happened and technoblade wouldnt have 500 milion potatoes if you just closed the damn door
lmao
"I gently open the door"
TECNOBLADE TAKE THE 1 PLACE
@@DR-7 no sayori
Also if he just bought the hot potato books
Zomb *Butterfly effect 500,000,000*
'People like this really just need to be locked up, let's be real here.' he says as he types 'names noted'. my guy that's some serious serial killer shit right there.
Wow, I didn’t realize he caught on it was a YT so fast. Also he tracked it to TimeDeo, who has connections with Technoblade.
fun fact: I’m pretty sure techno’s “whitelisted” account was an old account he used in his video “I spent (number I forgot) dollars on a single joke”
Yep. I still remember the joke hahaha. Also it was 27$
Mebo ot was
You are not whitelisted
Cuts to showing his name being whitelisted
Richard Hobbs
Techno: but I am whitelisted...
BuffedPlayer 1 he sounded kinda sad
i blew the cover :(
bro your name got noted, it's all over. pressing F to pay respects in advance
F
hello fellow island members
@@Technoblade #teampig
@@Technoblade #teamsquid
@@Technoblade xd
I love how if techno never uploaded the potato war this would just feel like one of those fake creepy pasta type things
"Well Technoblade, you may have won the battle, but I will win the war!"
*proceeds to lose to war*
Facts
In the wise words of squid kid,
“WGAT US YIYR ORIEBKEN”
yeah i translated it, google said wtf is this
btw it is what is your problem lol
Idk why but this made me laugh so hard
"Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak"
-Sun Tzu
Inniiiiiiit
finally a quote Sun Tzu ACTUALLY said
"Fuck"
-Sun Tzu (probably)
i think there a problem here... 666 likes
"Pretended chaos requires the most perfect of controls"
-Sun Tzu
Sorry if the quote isnt exactly right I read the portuguese translation of the art of war so Im not sure if it says that exactly I only know it says something similar
Thank you Squid, for making this video and making The Great Potato War one of the most memorable things that happened in this community. Without you, this would've been just another video. Thank you for being Techno's rival. Thank you for challenging him. You may have never won and now you never will, but you were one of the most important players in this story. So thank you
Pig vs squid one of the most epic battles in history
“People like this should be locked up” a second before he says *”NAMES NOTED”* like a serial killer or a hitman like who actually does that.
Ima_notahacka Roblox you stole that phrase from techno lmfao
well without techno’s video this one wouldn’t likely be up sooo of course people are gonna reference techno
OhWither ah yes my arrangement of 4 words that can be seen in other comments is obviously a reference to a RUclipsr. Your no longer allowed to say “serial” or “like” or else you will be sued for copying from techno
@@Despacitoian Yeah man, new law, better hope you get a good lawyer.
@@absolutelynot4261 yeah but he acts as if its his original joke, which it clearly isn't.
Technoblade: makes semi satirical war tactics story
im a squid kid: *paranormal mystery turned oppression*
This is just war propaganda
*nerd words here*
Techno blade makes his video, a story.
Squid, on the other hand, makes a buzzfeed unsolved video.
Pale Captain Wolf Kayls also technoblade: takes over the world just a few weeks later
The fact this video exists just makes the whole damn thing so much funnier
“He’s Kinda Just Vibin So I’m Just Gonna Kinda Leave Him Here”
That Was A Mistake
This just popped in my reccomended i didn't even know the #2 potato farmer had a youtube channel
same
Samr
Its a conspiracy...
Same
same
lmao he’s making it sound creepy but on techno’s side he made it really normal
True
Normal isn’t exactly the word I’d use considering techno spent most of the video cackling like a cheesy supervillain
For me its the misic in the backgroind
@@puppygamer2159 what is misic?
I think that's because there is something wrong with technoblade.
Watching 3 years later is so much fun, seeing his pov of it all, I wish we could have more content with techno like this
It's kinda crazy to see how it all started from Squid's point of view
If techno never uploaded the video this would look like a bad creepy pasta about being stalked and bullied by a famous minecraft youtuber
And no one would believe him
3:46 He actually changed his sign from #1 to #2 lmao
HA!
That sign....
It has the RIGHT NUMBER
LMAOO
What a good sport, i commend him for that
Sportsmanship 101
"The pig caught the squid, acting like a rat, I was too busy chasing the cheese and I forgot about the traps" -Im A Squid Kid
Edit: Thx for the heart squid
Edit 2: RIP heart
legendary quote
Poet and didnt even know it
Woww
I felt that 😟😟😟😞😞😞😞😞😞🤬🤬😡😡🤡🤡🤡😱😱😱😱🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🏵🏵🏵🏵🏵🤯🤯🤯😞😞🤡🤡🤡🤡🤢🤢🤢🤢😇😇😇🤓🤓🤓😥😥😔😔😔🤠🤒🤠🤠🤠🤠
Usernaame modern day socrates
"Well technoblade you might have won the battle but I will win the war"
*FAMOUS LAST WORDS*
Bro was so confused meanwhile techno was laughing the whole time
"the pig caught the squid acting like a rat" pure gold
The pig is technblade
@@TinderEnthusiust ok I thought it was obvious but you do you
Imagine being roasted by A Damm Toaster
@@Steamed GET THE FRICK OUTTA HERE
Minh Tuan NO LET THEM STAY THEY’RE FUNNY AND ALSO BREAD RELATED.
2018:T-series vs Pewdiepie
2019: KSI vs logan paul
2020: Technoblade vs squid kid
Next, Larry vs Barry (again)
Next coppa vs youtubers
next humans vs aliens
Next, Hong Kong vs China
Next world war 3
Honestly didn’t know you made a video about your side of the story until now. Technos potato war videos just hurts to much to watch. Squid, hope ur doing alright man
This hits different now
"He's kinda vibing tho"
Techno: *LITTERALY IS RUINING HIS TOP SPOT*
I love how he's going to get yt rank over a potato war in skyblock.
Edit:He did it
Lmao subscribe to me
@@Vandryd you dont even post minecraft
ElderPotato : No. he’s going to get SQUID rank
@@TaIathar ofc
BRO OMG
This series is so entertaining I can't stop watching from both perspectives
I love how you framed it like a creepypasta
Like that opening gave me serious Mutahar and Mullet Mike vibes
“He was getting suspicious so i made another alt account AND LEFT EM BOTH IN THERE”
Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness.
Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.
Oh my god, honestly “The Great Potato War” is my favorite techno blade video and mostly becuAse of how much effort techno put into beating you, and how at the end of the video you reacted so heavily to losing your #1 spot, you made that video great and it’s so funny and cool to see your POV of these events.
Agreed
Well said!
I think his first skyblock video is the best, it has everything from it. It's entertaining, funny, well scripted, and explains hypixel skyblock very well, and his words still stick till this day (except now there are portals)
All his skyblock videos require a lot of thought and a lot of good jokes. But the potato war gave him so much potential and he really embraced it.
As expected, Technoblade defeats all.
Came here after watching Techno's video. I doubt you'll get that spot back, but it's some good publicity for you I guess :)
Hope your channel continues to grow mate.
Yo this video is actually super well put together, it popped up in recommend and it surpassed everything
Is no one gonna talk about how he’s talking through a potato?
True potato god
What else do you think a potato farmer would use? A banana?
Yeah? Definitely not a microphone either
Archaix the op is so dumb
Well he’s got a good amount of them
I like how you could’ve literally just closed the door to your afk machine
MahoganyCrafter that’s no fun, if someone is doing this to you, you’d want to know.
But how fun is that
Oof
bruh moment
its possible to glitch through closed wooden doors(speaking from experience, got in to Timedeo's afk pool a month or two ago by holding down right click and sprinting)
its nice to go back and watch some of technos videos back.. he will be missed
“Well Technoblade, you may have won the battle, but I will win the war” -I’m a squid kid
Technoblade: I’m first to 500 mil potatos
I like how your video was a murder mystery folklore type deal, while technos was about war tactics and beating the enemy in some way or another.
“He’s kinda just vibin so I’m gonna leave him here” - squid kid, 2019
*top 10 biggest mistakes in the world*
top 10 mistakes bigger than than thor stabbing instead of chopping purple bully
congrats on the success squid
RIP techno, to the smiles and happiness he brought us all, fly high 🦢
shut up nerd
you shut up disrispectful kid@@elitetrio3
Just imagine.. If squid would have just closed his cobble gen door, the potato war would most likely not happen...
Or if Techno didn't see he was top 50
If he just didn’t decide to get those hot potato books...
was thinking because they're "deranged individuals", techno probably would've just like been on the keyboard hopping around to not be afk
@@user-ek2ni7fu8p umm. On hypixel that's bannable
@@awhryan Wait what? AFK machines are legal but weighing down your space bar is not? What'd be the logic behind that?
“You may have won the battle, but I will win the war”
Proceeds to lose war
lmAO
Lol
XD
What a chad
this is the rivalry of the millennia
Rest in Peace Technoblade
Technoblade: becomes the #1 potato farmer for a meme
Squid Kid: HOW COULD I BE SO FOOLISH!
I don't think it's a meme anymore lol
H
Bold of you to assume it was just a meme
"He's kinda just vibin so i'm gonna leave him here."
*VIBE CHECK*
Jesus would like to check your vibe
*Checked*
Kirby would like to check your vibe
"Names noted that is serial killer talk we ain't ever hearing from those guys again"
And as far as I know, we never did. *shivers*
Time Traveler: closes a minecraft door on squid's island
Later: "Where did the potato war videos go?"
Squid: "You took everything from me."
Techno: ....."LMAO"
FBI it's must be LOL
Except he donated a ton of subs instead
@@iClone101 "donated"
KNOCKOFF FBI. ALERT FAKE FBI 🚨
Nobody:
A random pig who dropped out of college: *time to start PW1*
Blazer Burner I think you mean PW1
@@TaIathar Ah yes
how do you know there will be a another one
Quick! Build the trenches so the enemy fire doesn’t harm our potatoes!
Lol I love seeing this from Squid's perspective
R.I.P Techno, you had the best potato wars
"Pig caught the squid acting like a rat"
Spoken like a true potato god
Who’s gunna be the one to tell him that kicking people from your island is a thing
But that's no fun
he didnt know it was slowing him down so he just left it
He acknowledged that he was just vibin
LlamaNeck NOOOOOOOO
also banning them and disabling island visiting
Case closed, squid… case closed
I laughed so hard when you broke out Carsons "Hey Technoblade" soundboard clip.
Squid Kid: *You took everything from me*
Whitelisted: _I don't even know you_
I fear no man, but that thing....
Whitelisted
It scares me.
You know what we need? A true collaboration with technoblade
The only solution is to have a third rival rise up in season 3, requiring the two older potato gods to retake their thrones
Drtstyle (no3) and me( no4) are really far behind so nope
Why do you fear it? It was doing what it had to do to ensure victory for Technoblade.
the fact that this was over 4 years ago is actually insane, time flies man
YE
Squid: people like this need to be locked up
Techno: that is serial killer talk right there.
great minds think alike
it's like the Irish famine except it is the exact opposite.
"he's kinda vibing"
he passed the vibe check congrats
Squid 2019: "You may win the battle, but I will win the war. I'm only, like, 1mil behind."
Squid 2020: *is now 80mil behind*
3 years later... and we still miss technoblade
This battle will go down in history as squid vs pig.
💪🏻🐷 vs 🦑
"The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
I love how from Squids POV this is really weird and kinda creepy but from Technoblades POV it’s just your average lighthearted potato war
we will miss you techno
Quote of the year: “WGAT US YIYR ORIEBKEN”
It’s clearly beautiful
What does "ORIEBKEN" mean.
@@backerson5576 if you watch his newest vids youll find out
@@snaffo5057 But I am not interested in watching them. I mean I am too lazy to do that.
@@backerson5576 it probably harder to type down a reply
@@snaffo5057 yeah.
Looks like you got to train for 1000 years
GG technoblade commented this to
You mean 1 million years
Techno: haha i have this alt to sabotage the potato farm speed
Squid: Detecive. Mystery. Some chapters. Scary music. Cinematic cut.
Then he proceeded to lose the potato war by over 88 million potatoes