Bullying Tommy & Ph1lza With My Goons
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- Опубликовано: 11 фев 2020
- I just really like saying the word 'goons'
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TimeDeo: / @timedeo
Ph1lza: / ph1lza
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Игры
For the people wondering why he changed the thumbnail: Techno realized his decision to change thumbnails in the potato war 3 video got him 2 free million views, therefore he changed this thumbnail as well for free views, this was his trick to bamboozle us to get him more views, this was his was masterplan all along.
If this comment gets 10 likes ill change my pfp to anime.
Edit: skfjbaiad
It worked
it worked lmao. i clicked on the video
EHEM WHERES THE ANIME PFP
He changed the 3rd thumbnail because the art for trace from another person and he request for it to be take down don’t know bout this one
Hypixel: No Teaming
Technoblade: It's not teaming if I hired them.
Just saying, everything he did was completely allowed. Teaming is allowed in the pit, the first game where he had them was allowed since it was only on 1 team so no cross-teaming and all other games were private. I get that this is a joke but I just wanted to make sure people are aware because I don't want anyone going and unsubbing from techno for breaking rules on hypixel or something stupid like that.
Facts
Lol
@@somebodyoncetoldme2631 no one thought that, soo ummm r/woooosh
@@Zqppy never disregard the stupidity of humans. But we are all watching technoblade therefor we are 10000iq
Hearing him say "so long losers" in one part was both hilarious and heartwrenching.
Technoblade never dies.
True 💜🕊️
😭🐷✨🗡⛏🕊
It was "Nerds"
@@Moonlight-eo7jc 11:37
Bro it was nerds not losers
he made such a huge impact on everyone . RIP to the best minecraft content creator to exist
The one and only techno
rip
R.I.P. o7
rip technoblade 😢😢😢😫😫😫
Even after 2 years this video is still amazing, rest in peace king
I think Techno just likes the word goons.
Gooons!
goons
Goons
gun
Probably what his thesis was actually about
Skeppys bodyguards: *immediately betray him*
Techno’s Goons *don’t betray him even when bribed*
They fear the power of technoblade, thats why they are loyal to him
They couldn't betray him. If they do, then Techno would want to stab them. Which is basically means permanent death.
When he said its completely different, he wasn't lying.
They don't want because they don't wanna make techno turn them into an orphan
They might suck, but they're loyal servants, and that's what's important
Rest in Peace nerd. You've earned it. One last time. Technoblade never dies. Thanks for everything.
Blood for the Blood God.
Rest In Peace.
Blood for the blood god
@@gamingwithdom8291 probably one of my favourite videos
@@pkhl_1617 mhm
RIP BOZO, TECHNODEAD LOLOLOL
@@saivbaideasla3939 not cool
like a lot of people here, binge watching all of techno’s old videos. rest in peace blood god, you will be missed
100%
we are technoblades goons
frfr. technoblade never dies 🥲
We had " MEN IN BLACK "
Now we have *PIGS IN BLACK*
When you say pigs in black u mean cops right
Rasist
He means Pigs (The actual animal, not an offensive term)
And In Black (Referring to black suits, also not an offensive term)
Muslim (woah did I just do the racism)
Joe Isjeff snowflake
“Always have an army of goons,”
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
Whatever you do don’t put all of your tactics on the internet you dumb person
@@potatogaming7044 uh?
Eyerene “Treat your mean like your sons, and they will march with you through the deepest valley”
Potatogaming Me r/woooosh orrrrrr
Bad day
Aidan Wade THOUSANDS OF FEET MARCH TO THE BEAT
Seeing these videos now truly hurts, I'm on the verge of crying. I will truly miss Technoblade forever. I hope that you rest in peace Techno
I’ve been rewatching his videos every night. And every night, I cry watching em. Rip.
“They were the best things a man could ever ask for “ his dad : he was the best child a man could ever ask for 😢😢😢😢
Same
😂
Wait what? This has to be a joke. Is this why he's not uploading?
"They were the best goons a man could ever ask for"
"He was the most amazing kid anyone could ask for"
😢
Deep bro
50 years later..
“Y’know kid, Back in my day, I was a goon for Technoblade.”
“Sure, grandpa”
“Look right there! That was me: MinecraftGoon7”
The GoOnS are probs like 7 in this bahah
Are you actually goon number 7
the grandson : *WoW*
666 likes lol
Don't tell the kids what happened to MinecraftGoon6
Everyone: wow techno changed the thumbnail and title to have Phil and Tommy
Deo:
:(
Clout denied
He denied catlord now technoblade denied him
Little did you know that was his master plan, he is going to change it again with timedeo in it to get even more views!
IKR lmao
Screw the saying, "Pigs don't fly."
Spread your wings, Technoblade. Fly high into the stars. Thank you for all your content and the ways you made us laugh.
o7
Technoplane!
o7
o7
o7
o7 - fly high brother
I'm almost waiting for that "SIIIIKE, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!" But it will only remain half true; he isn't dead, not yet, not until we forget him and everything he built up, pouring blood, sweat, and tears into his goals, eventually reaching true success.
When I found this channel, it had roughly 300,000 subscribers. This is only really significant because it came before the Big Boom of July, 2019, where he saw a rise from the thousands to tens of thousands of subscribers per day. Even prior, I thought he would become one of those 'big start youtubers', who, through determination, effort, and a real passion for becoming a big content creator, stand against the rest, who see longstanding success through their drive and energy. But you know what? He stood out from even those people in the end.
Behind that contrarian mix of overconfidence and humility, he was incredibly driven; as a RUclipsr, as a Streamer, as a Gamer, as a Skywars Player, and also, I have no doubt, as a friend and family member. He never forgot his roots, nor did he forget his goal- no, he always shot higher. I won't remember him as a famous RUclipsr; I'll remember him as the small content creator with big goals, and more importantly, the drive to achieve them.
For those of you who have doubts about something, anything; see what can be done with the drive and commitment to do it. Technoblade didn't give up; not once. He didn't give up during The Great Potato War, simply to prove he could beat out everyone else. He didn't so much as falter when he was tied 4-4 with Dream and would have needed to win twice in a row to win. Nobody could take his bedwars world-record winstreak away from him but himself in the end. Then there's the time where he poured his heart and soul into Minecraft Monday, literally earning a world record in Ace Race and beating out a majority of the competitors as part of his true debut. But in the end, the only thing that could beat Technoblade, was death itself. He didn't give up even then.
My heart goes out to Technoblade's family and friends. If even 0.1% of the world had as much passion and drive for doing what they love as Technoblade did, then the world would be a much better place.
Sincerely, one of those nerds.
Technoblade NEVER dies ✝️
We must press on, gl for you.
Technoblade never dies.
Alex might be dead, but Technoblade lives on in our memories, and our hearts.
What a good comment!! Thank you so much.
My guy wrote a whole essay for Technoblade
hypixel: wont let technoblade start a pig guild
technoblade: time for master plan 2
This is not master plan 2, its still all apart of his master plan
LOL
I’m suprised with 1.8k likes only 4 comments
Jason Rain now 5
Blazer now 6
*techno:* hires goons to protect him
*also techno:* protects his goons instead
A good boss
It's all about family
That's what happens when Achilles brings the Myrmidons.
is your profile pic dream?
@sxvrl Nah, he deserved to get lapped for what he did to Patroclus
When your standards for goon hiring are so high, that it turns out one of them was Bhopping.
Bro was gooning before it was cool
The only time Techno shows joy in his voice is when he's murdering people
Wait so is that not normal?!!
@@restive_aura3989 The joy or the murder?
@@calebhouston5799 both
Very true
...
techno is just so powerful instead of having his goons protect him, he protects them instead
Extra Challenges for a more epic win
You could take off the last "instead" in your sentence to make it more concise
hes got stuff on Cyrus,PROFESSIONAL cyberbully
Anthony Langston
thank you grammarly
Anthony Langston key word could lmao f off
2020-"They were the best goons a man could ever ask" ~Technoblade
2022-"He was the most amazing kid anyone could ever ask for" ~Technoblade's Dad
R.I.P 👑
shut up
@@nejinvader1757 i think someone is mad. Pay some respect man...
He was the most amazing youtuber we could ever ask for
R.I.P Techno. You will always be in our hearts.
“Technoblade never dies.”
❤️
“If there’s anything I’ve learned from Hypixel Skyblock, it’s that, if you have a problem, the answer…is SLAVERY”.
Agreed
Absolutely!
Oml 😂
Obviously
@ImJustEcho Ive seen Irish famines much better than this farm
Hypixel: bruh pls no teaming
Technoblade: *_G O O N S_*
It’s not teaming, it’s the mafia
i was goon 6 i needed the money
@Darrin Gambone IT WAS LIKE A HOARD OF ZOMBIES
@@perhaps1131 GOONS
@@The_Arizonaranger karma for actually wanting payment
Techno is the only person that can cyber bully people and not getting hated for it lol
"Pigs don't fly" is a load of bullshit. Fly high, king. RIP Technoblade.
MinecraftGoon6 uploaded a new video:
"Why i left"
Link now
I just want the link
🔫 Sause now
Link please
Is there a link?
RTGame: *technoblade is murdering everybody.*
Technoblade: *hires goons to do the murdering for him*
also Technoblade: *still has to partake in the murdering*
A
i feel like you’re using that format wrong
edit in my original comment i accidentally said your instead of you’re i will never make the same mistake again and i hope you’ll accept my apology - i was wrong and never should of done that.
edit 2: it seems in my last edit i forgot to use the right punctuation, i am truly sorry. i will never make the same mistake again, my deepest apologies to those who were affected by that statement.
you're are the? dumb
Ratbat 1986 sorry brug won’t make the same mistake again
@@corknorman you forgot the punctuation
I keep hoping that this is all just a giant prank, but I'm pretty sure I'm just in denial
rest in peace, bloody god. you're so, so loved by so many people.
Same
Who is rewatching after the news
wish we could hear his laugh one more time...
A lot of people. Ludwig stated that too, which makes me happier.
me ;-;
@@TheFallenStick yeah...
Also me 🥲
Technoblade hired the goons so he can protect them.
BEST COMMENT HERE
More likes please :)
Underrated
@@Memuszik This comment isn't underrated.
Dr. Fish he’s a kind man
The word “goons” doesn’t even feel like a word anymore
it stopped feeling like a word the 3rd time i said it
It never did
Same
I love it tho
Minions?
Goon 6: when i we getting paid
Techno:That is an excellent question
there paid in deaths
He was so young. He has brought the battle to a tie, when you die the cancer dies with him, techno never looses
Plot twist: techno still has no friends and all the goons are just his alt accounts and he is multitasking and controlling them on separate computers.
Just because your the boss doesn't mean your friends with your employees 🤔.
@@WillowLemmons I feel like this deserves a r/wooosh
@@jackmorris5942 I'm saying he isn't necciceraly there friends even if they are real people so you've r/wooshed yourself
@@WillowLemmons no
@@linkhoerner4809 yes
"When I wanna cyberbully someone I have to do it with my hands"
Techno-2020
hi
*cracking knuckle noises intensify*
Bare hands
"my own bare hands" get it right, these are the words of a god
Deam those sexy elbows
I love watching Technoblade bully children
i can't believe this was three years ago :(
"Did you get a cult?"
-tommyinnit, 2020
*insert chanting "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD"
@@hansmcmail1405 chanting*
@@fyiatflyta got it Mr.Grammar_police
@@hansmcmail1405 nice underscore NERD ITDIOT NOOB LCOWN DUMMY DUMB BUMS
@@no.you., clearly he is not the dumb one. He is simply using proper grammar and you clearly are not. You are definitely one of the most dumb people in the comment section for calling him dumb in a very long string of improper nonsense.
"My strategy of having 10 hired goons is better than your strategy of not having 10 hired goons."
-Sun Tzu
The art of war
@@DRDDR8 dang, you beat me to it by 4 days
That is correct 👉
4:58
@@DRDDR8 beat me by 2 weeks
now everybody's your goon technoblade...
Everybody wants you back
Who else visiting old videos
Me🖐️💔
Me
Me. Cant believe that he's dead.
Me. Wish this all was just a big goof. I wouldn't be sad at all if this is a faking death scenario, but i'm just in denial
"My goons are getting owned!"- Every main antagonist ever
cue the bossfight
"My goons are getting wiped out"
1.6k likes with ONLY 2 replies? dude, wtf
yee
Indeed budstar
Philza's chat when they see Techno absolutely dominate: Wow! So cool! That was clean!
Techno's chat when they see Techno absolutely dominate: Pfffft, pathetic, he couldn't even do it with a steering wheel using one arm while balancing an elephant on his other arm
hes a NEEEEEEERD
Lol
PATHETIC
The voice likes to bully technoblade lol
These comments are starting to get irritating
Plot twist: Techno was just playing on 11 different PC's.
technoblade - bullying philza with his goons
also technoblade - bullying the goons for bullying philza
those that makes sense?
i dunno
So...Techno has officially become a supervillain. That’s nice. So proud of him.
Ah yes -enslaved children- helpers
Techno:
Only now?
Izzy oh no i thought he was an anime protagonist...
facts
Pov: you clicked because the thumbnail and title is different
yep
The New title is bad ngl
Im just surprised he plays hypixel the pit
No actually
@@palioks3280 not really, completely changed it
he’s gooning
The Goons will never forget their amazing boss!!
this used to be called "I hired goons in minecraft" but techno change title to get more views
I was so happy, I thought techno uploaded. And then the rational side of me kicked in and I knew that would never happen.
@@argohedron2460 2
But the thumbnail, so beautiful
IK I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT
I was thinking while watching this: wow this is familiar and thought it was just a sequel until i read this
Man, re-watching this years later with a entirely different definition of the word “goon” changes your perspective ALOT.
broooooo
Today mark a year since technoblade died, this was my favorite of his video. I remember recreating this goon think on bedwars with some of my friends, definitely doing it again soon just for fun
RIP
MinecraftGoon6: so when are we getting paid?
Technoblade: So it’s treason then
Spins 360 digrease*
Time stamp?
Soviet Union Soldier after 1v20 victory
666th like no joke now I’m cursed
*UNLIMITED POWER!*
Petition to make dream do speedrun while fighting techno goons
YES
Pog
signed
Sign me up
Yes.
The same as almost everyone else. Watching all techno's old videos again. Long live the blood god o7
of course!
but i just cant help but feel sad knowing that he has passed away. he hid all his pain and sound so lively. RIP legend o7
I think he just enjoyed saying goons
Imagine if this is how the Dream Duel went, the gates open and dozens of goons just come out and kill Dream.
Pog
yes
Poggers
and then it turns into a manhunt
Yes 10 goons and a pig that’ll never die vs a green blob
this is basically just techno recreating that one time where he got targeted in Minecraft mondays
yes
He’s getting revenge on those who did the same to him
When
Goon 6 will obviously have the most character and die first for it,
When wasn't he targeted?
Rest in peace King. Rest in peace...
Technoblade never dies
o7
Imagine being on Hypixel and then seeing Techno and his *goons* charging towards you.
Narrator narrates all
Leave game
@@some1uknow479 HAPPY BIRTHDAY
*Goons*
Just seeing techno would be terrified
Rip
4:06
There was genuine fear in Tommy’s voice
p a n i c
*P A N I K*
k a l m
P A N I K C
tommy sounds like skeppy when he screams
Anyone else rewatching all his videos?
"Having abolised all governments of men, I have ascended to heaven to take on the Kingdom of God." -Technoblade
Tomorrow is the 1 year anniversary of 12 minecraft goons losing their jobs.
I’m so happy
Wow we should bake em a cake
So Trueeee
@@frog_fan4352Lmao youtube gave me a whole Email for that one reply.
@@breakbitestudios4033 wha-
Technoblade: changes title and thumbnail
About 1.3 million people: interesting
What can I say, I’m a simple person
@@marshxallow8554 yy5yyyyy54y5yy55y455y5tyy4yýt5y5tt4ty0äy
@Mr. PeePee don't even know how or when i did that, most been mistake lol
We need art of the goons watching technos coffin. So his battle with God is not interrupted.
Laughed everytime he said goons
This techno Vs Tommy fight can be compared to 11 grown men drop kicking a small child
But he would enjoy that tho. Aslong as the child is an orphin
what if one of them’s a woman
Tommy was smoked
@@qumi369 than that's against Tommy's religion (look it up)👀
because thats what it is
Nobody:
Technoblade: reupload thumbnail and descriptions.
RUclips: Let's recommend this again.
MASTA PLAN
@@webkeylocknope9691 so the fan thought it a new video,but actually a old video and get more views
@A Fan actually on twitter someone called out the artist of the thumbnail because they were tracing but if that's a joke then it went over my head-
YRD
Talking about the title and thumbnail change how original
Rip Technoblade. We lost a hero.
Heaven got a legend
fr
Technoblade is still here
Techno 1 year ago: "Bully them my goons."
Techno now: "I can one shot goons."
Haha
Top 10 anime Betrayls
Techno now: *Cricket noices*
@@alle167 Cancer: 😈
@@baconlord2545 didnt age well
Idk how many people saw this but in philza’s chat, someone said, “tricknoblade”
The second u said that I looked in chat and it saw it
10:28
Yeah I saw it
@@yarenguney1330 im not even focusing on the chat im just laughing my head off because of the perfectly cut scream philza let out
“Tricknoblade strikes again”
I still don’t understand, how was he not more popular? His vids are so good it’s almost the only thing I re watch
Tbf He was growing really quickly and if he didn’t get cancer then he probably would have become one of the biggest Minecraft channels
He was already biggest Minecraft youtuber@@TheSonicBros1
... These are the same goons that helped him in the Great Potato War, aren't they? One of them betrays him.....
Imagine Techno in a second MC Mondays and all his goons joined
U mean... *Minecraft Goon Monday* .
The winner becomes a goon
@@roeital5504 *minecraft goonday*
Also the way you said "goon" makes the prize sound not very pleasant
MC Monday got hacked do you mean mcc?
@@directioner4859 no he means mc monday
@@directioner4859 Thats why he said a _SECOND_ Minecraft Monday
Thats cool techno but...
What if they all joined the dream smp
cant wait to see timedeo run for president
*more followers for the blood god
@@zyrillesadventurei5104 more blood for the blood god
The best thing ever honestly
L’manburg would have been gone a long time ago
Rest In Peace Friend. 🐷 👑
i never had anything to do with this particular minecraft scene but since i heard of his passing i cant stop watching these videos and i can really feel how much nostalgia this must be for the kids who grew up watching him. and idk watching this might be the best way to get a feeling for who he was and what he meant to people. and im just glad this is available on here for everyone bc with most online personalities who die you never even know who they even were while still feeling really sad about their death.
I counted that he said the word “goon” 63 times.
If he said it one more time it would be a stack of goons
There were so many times where he could have said goon but he didnt, why do you have to do this to us technoblade
NOOOOO thats almost a stack
My ocd nooooo
Here you go:
goon
:)
It's funny how Technoblade is a PVP legend, who shall vanquish any measly foe that dares stand in his way-- as well as a lovable nerd that adores literature, pompous words, and being all-out goofy. Aww.
Looks like someone has a crush lmao
@@TheOneAndOnlyFunnyMan lmao
デッド have you ever heard; “TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES”
@@ki-js8xk daneh quit a long time ago. Techno will beat his ass up rn lol
@@ki-js8xk he really is
Anyone else binging all of these?
I think everyone is. A legend taken too soon.
"When you die the cancer dies with you its not a lose its a draw " 💔🕊
After watching this video the word 'goons' doesn't feel like a word anymore.
Yeah you’re right
TECHNOBOSS
To me, it feels like a synonym for "slaves"
Word
yes, it's a lifestyle
When you're his neighbor and all you hear is, "gooooooons my goooooons".
you're not wrong
*Russian accent*
There is something comical about 10 pigs in suits with shades under command of the King Pig charging someone
I feel like the thing that is comical is the 10 pigs in suits with shades under command of the King Pig charging someone
Im rewatching everything. Its so sad that he had to die so young
Techno’s really out here optimising the views on a 10-month old video with a new thumbnail and title
Smart!
anything for confetti
and he wonders why his fans bully him
IS THAT WHY I DIDNT RECOGNIZE THE VIDEO?!
@@noahblack601 I agree
All votes for a series called “techno and the goons”
*Techno and goons*
(Coming to cinemas...)
EXCALIBUR TRY HARD YES!
Yed
I
Voted yes
Over a year after technoblade died and this is still entertaining
Yes it is but u need to know technoblade never dies❤
I'm gonna watch him even after hes gone, long live our king
I cant wait to finish all the videos and cry every night.
-So when are we getting paid?
(All the other goons turn around to stare at him)
(Thud sound effect)
-excellent question
was the goon permanently expelled or was it just as a joke
@@danilduneawai4393 joke
Tommy: I’m a pvp _god_ at Skywars
Technoblade: _hippity hoppity that title is now my property_
We will always remember you techno o7
2 years later: *cries inside*
Plot twist: They’re all Techno, but he’s playing on 8 computers at once.
Plot Wise, he’s moving so fast he’s leaving afterimages.
no game no life vibes
@@annoy4nce648 yes
plot wise?
He was multiple parallel universes ahead of us all the time.
wait i have a question, are the goons bots or real life ppl?