This video is where I learned what "goon" means all that time ago "I think my strategy of having 10 hired goons was really better than your strategy of not having 10 hired goons"
@@no.you., clearly he is not the dumb one. He is simply using proper grammar and you clearly are not. You are definitely one of the most dumb people in the comment section for calling him dumb in a very long string of improper nonsense.
Screw the saying, "Pigs don't fly." Spread your wings, Technoblade. Fly high into the stars. Thank you for all your content and the ways you made us laugh. o7
For the people wondering why he changed the thumbnail: Techno realized his decision to change thumbnails in the potato war 3 video got him 2 free million views, therefore he changed this thumbnail as well for free views, this was his trick to bamboozle us to get him more views, this was his was masterplan all along.
RTGame: *technoblade is murdering everybody.* Technoblade: *hires goons to do the murdering for him* also Technoblade: *still has to partake in the murdering*
i feel like you’re using that format wrong edit in my original comment i accidentally said your instead of you’re i will never make the same mistake again and i hope you’ll accept my apology - i was wrong and never should of done that. edit 2: it seems in my last edit i forgot to use the right punctuation, i am truly sorry. i will never make the same mistake again, my deepest apologies to those who were affected by that statement.
Just saying, everything he did was completely allowed. Teaming is allowed in the pit, the first game where he had them was allowed since it was only on 1 team so no cross-teaming and all other games were private. I get that this is a joke but I just wanted to make sure people are aware because I don't want anyone going and unsubbing from techno for breaking rules on hypixel or something stupid like that.
i never had anything to do with this particular minecraft scene but since i heard of his passing i cant stop watching these videos and i can really feel how much nostalgia this must be for the kids who grew up watching him. and idk watching this might be the best way to get a feeling for who he was and what he meant to people. and im just glad this is available on here for everyone bc with most online personalities who die you never even know who they even were while still feeling really sad about their death.
Philza's chat when they see Techno absolutely dominate: Wow! So cool! That was clean! Techno's chat when they see Techno absolutely dominate: Pfffft, pathetic, he couldn't even do it with a steering wheel using one arm while balancing an elephant on his other arm
It's funny how Technoblade is a PVP legend, who shall vanquish any measly foe that dares stand in his way-- as well as a lovable nerd that adores literature, pompous words, and being all-out goofy. Aww.
When the final boss is actually a chill dude with a cool backstory and his right-hand man betrays him and the boss sides with the player to defeat right-hand man. ...but lo and behold, the final boss wanted this to happen, and this was all a part of his master plan.
Seph Dark18 the final boss jokes about it and becomes a friend and a rival to the mc. but little did the mc know how much pain he was in once he became a friend
2020-"They were the best goons a man could ever ask" ~Technoblade 2022-"He was the most amazing kid anyone could ever ask for" ~Technoblade's Dad R.I.P 👑
@@parthisMC I seriously doubt that the best pvp players don't learn the new game mechanics with each update, especially with something like the combat update making such big changes. Techno is a good example of this, he's good at old combat, and new combat in the game. Dream is another example, Tapl, gamerboy80, etc...
This, this is the content I’ve been waiting for when all the “Skyblock Techno-Era” started. I’ve truly missed the Technoblade. Please keep doing this type of content I’ve been looking for for 100 years.
@Jakey Bone I feel you. I loved just listening to his stories and watching the simple gameplay. Don't get me wrong the new vids are just as entertaining but I wouldn't mind just some simple commentary vids.
Skeppys bodyguards: *immediately betray him*
Techno’s Goons *don’t betray him even when bribed*
They fear the power of technoblade, thats why they are loyal to him
They couldn't betray him. If they do, then Techno would want to stab them. Which is basically means permanent death.
When he said its completely different, he wasn't lying.
They don't want because they don't wanna make techno turn them into an orphan
They might suck, but they're loyal servants, and that's what's important
“Always have an army of goons,”
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
Whatever you do don’t put all of your tactics on the internet you dumb person
@@potatogaming7044 uh?
Eyerene “Treat your mean like your sons, and they will march with you through the deepest valley”
Potatogaming Me r/woooosh orrrrrr
Bad day
Aidan Wade THOUSANDS OF FEET MARCH TO THE BEAT
"My goons are getting owned!"- Every main antagonist ever
cue the bossfight
"My goons are getting wiped out"
1.6k likes with ONLY 2 replies? dude, wtf
Indeed budstar
Blood for the god😒😕
This video is where I learned what "goon" means all that time ago
"I think my strategy of having 10 hired goons was really better than your strategy of not having 10 hired goons"
i can never see the word "goon" normal again
Yes.
Yyp
Gen Z's meaning _aka master baiting for prolonged times, or edging for long times into a hypnotic state_, or a hired person for stuff.
Try going to reddoons channel you will hear TECHNOBLADE goon@@mr_pigman1013
Goon victim: “uhm what’s going on???”
Techno: “don’t worry about it” *relax*
relaaaaaaaaaaax
relax
Relaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax
TECHNOO BNLADE UPLOARDEDDD
Goon victim 😭😭😭😭😭😭
The word “goons” doesn’t even feel like a word anymore
it stopped feeling like a word the 3rd time i said it
It never did
Same
I love it tho
Minions?
“If there’s anything I’ve learned from Hypixel Skyblock, it’s that, if you have a problem, the answer…is SLAVERY”.
Agreed
Absolutely!
Oml 😂
Obviously
@ImJustEcho Ive seen Irish famines much better than this farm
Hearing him say "so long losers" in one part was both hilarious and heartwrenching.
Technoblade never dies.
True 💜🕊️
😭🐷✨🗡⛏🕊
It was "Nerds"
@@Moonlight-eo7jc 11:37
Bro it was nerds not losers
"Did you get a cult?"
-tommyinnit, 2020
*insert chanting "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD"
@@hansmcmail1405 chanting*
@@fyiatflyta got it Mr.Grammar_police
@@hansmcmail1405 nice underscore NERD ITDIOT NOOB LCOWN DUMMY DUMB BUMS
@@no.you., clearly he is not the dumb one. He is simply using proper grammar and you clearly are not. You are definitely one of the most dumb people in the comment section for calling him dumb in a very long string of improper nonsense.
Imagine if this is how the Dream Duel went, the gates open and dozens of goons just come out and kill Dream.
Pog
yes
Poggers
and then it turns into a manhunt
Yes 10 goons and a pig that’ll never die vs a green blob
hypixel: wont let technoblade start a pig guild
technoblade: time for master plan 2
This is not master plan 2, its still all apart of his master plan
LOL
I’m suprised with 1.8k likes only 4 comments
Jason Rain now 5
Blazer now 6
When your standards for goon hiring are so high, that it turns out one of them was Bhopping.
techno is just so powerful instead of having his goons protect him, he protects them instead
Extra Challenges for a more epic win
You could take off the last "instead" in your sentence to make it more concise
hes got stuff on Cyrus,PROFESSIONAL cyberbully
Anthony Langston
thank you grammarly
Anthony Langston key word could lmao f off
Hypixel: bruh pls no teaming
Technoblade: *_G O O N S_*
It’s not teaming, it’s the mafia
i was goon 6 i needed the money
@Darrin Gambone IT WAS LIKE A HOARD OF ZOMBIES
@@perhaps1131 GOONS
@@The_Arizonaranger karma for actually wanting payment
"When I wanna cyberbully someone I have to do it with my hands"
Techno-2020
hi
*cracking knuckle noises intensify*
Bare hands
"my own bare hands" get it right, these are the words of a god
Deam those sexy elbows
"I hired the wrong goons!" That one did not age quite so well.
Yeah..
Explain…?
@@lazymammal8725 I most certainly won't.
ayy boss what's the plan
@@lazymammal8725im pretty sure one was hacking
Everyone: wow techno changed the thumbnail and title to have Phil and Tommy
Deo:
:(
Clout denied
He denied catlord now technoblade denied him
Little did you know that was his master plan, he is going to change it again with timedeo in it to get even more views!
IKR lmao
MinecraftGoon6: so when are we getting paid?
Technoblade: So it’s treason then
Spins 360 digrease*
Time stamp?
Soviet Union Soldier after 1v20 victory
666th like no joke now I’m cursed
*UNLIMITED POWER!*
"My strategy of having 10 hired goons is better than your strategy of not having 10 hired goons."
-Sun Tzu
The art of war
@@DRDDR8 dang, you beat me to it by 4 days
That is correct 👉
4:58
@@DRDDR8 beat me by 2 weeks
This was a great idea, the word "goon" definitely
won't have an alternative meaning in the next 4 years
im sure it wont
@@thethe-ex7utdefinitely not in any way deemed weird.
riiiight
this is basically just techno recreating that one time where he got targeted in Minecraft mondays
yes
He’s getting revenge on those who did the same to him
When
Goon 6 will obviously have the most character and die first for it,
When wasn't he targeted?
This techno Vs Tommy fight can be compared to 11 grown men drop kicking a small child
But he would enjoy that tho. Aslong as the child is an orphin
what if one of them’s a woman
Tommy was smoked
@@qumi369 than that's against Tommy's religion (look it up)👀
because thats what it is
*techno:* hires goons to protect him
*also techno:* protects his goons instead
A good boss
It's all about family
That's what happens when Achilles brings the Myrmidons.
is your profile pic dream?
@sxvrl Nah, he deserved to get lapped for what he did to Patroclus
I like how this video is permanently ruined by linguistic shift
The only time Techno shows joy in his voice is when he's murdering people
Wait so is that not normal?!!
@@restive_aura3989 The joy or the murder?
@@calebhouston5799 both
Very true
...
Plot twist: techno still has no friends and all the goons are just his alt accounts and he is multitasking and controlling them on separate computers.
Just because your the boss doesn't mean your friends with your employees 🤔.
@@WillowLemmons I feel like this deserves a r/wooosh
@@jackmorris5942 I'm saying he isn't necciceraly there friends even if they are real people so you've r/wooshed yourself
@@WillowLemmons no
@@linkhoerner4809 yes
Techno 1 year ago: "Bully them my goons."
Techno now: "I can one shot goons."
Haha
Top 10 anime Betrayls
Techno now: *Cricket noices*
@@alle167 Cancer: 😈
@@baconlord2545 didnt age well
Screw the saying, "Pigs don't fly."
Spread your wings, Technoblade. Fly high into the stars. Thank you for all your content and the ways you made us laugh.
o7
Technoplane!
o7
o7
o7
o7 - fly high brother
For the people wondering why he changed the thumbnail: Techno realized his decision to change thumbnails in the potato war 3 video got him 2 free million views, therefore he changed this thumbnail as well for free views, this was his trick to bamboozle us to get him more views, this was his was masterplan all along.
If this comment gets 10 likes ill change my pfp to anime.
Edit: skfjbaiad
It worked
it worked lmao. i clicked on the video
EHEM WHERES THE ANIME PFP
He changed the 3rd thumbnail because the art for trace from another person and he request for it to be take down don’t know bout this one
So...Techno has officially become a supervillain. That’s nice. So proud of him.
Ah yes -enslaved children- helpers
Techno:
Only now?
Izzy oh no i thought he was an anime protagonist...
facts
I think Techno just likes the word goons.
Gooons!
Goons
gun
Probably what his thesis was actually about
Gooooons
"They were the best goons a man could ever ask for"
"He was the most amazing kid anyone could ask for"
😢
Deep bro
😭
RTGame: *technoblade is murdering everybody.*
Technoblade: *hires goons to do the murdering for him*
also Technoblade: *still has to partake in the murdering*
A
i feel like you’re using that format wrong
edit in my original comment i accidentally said your instead of you’re i will never make the same mistake again and i hope you’ll accept my apology - i was wrong and never should of done that.
edit 2: it seems in my last edit i forgot to use the right punctuation, i am truly sorry. i will never make the same mistake again, my deepest apologies to those who were affected by that statement.
you're are the? dumb
Ratbat 1986 sorry brug won’t make the same mistake again
@@corknorman you forgot the punctuation
Technoblade hired the goons so he can protect them.
More likes please :)
@@Memuszik This comment isn't underrated.
Dr. Fish he’s a kind man
Well he kinda did a bad job because they all died in the first round
Imagine being on Hypixel and then seeing Techno and his *goons* charging towards you.
Narrator narrates all
Leave game
@@some1uknow479 HAPPY BIRTHDAY
*Goons*
Just seeing techno would be terrified
Rip
“They fear our goon power” goes crazy now
Nobody:
Technoblade: reupload thumbnail and descriptions.
RUclips: Let's recommend this again.
MASTA PLAN
@@webkeylocknope9691 so the fan thought it a new video,but actually a old video and get more views
@A Fan actually on twitter someone called out the artist of the thumbnail because they were tracing but if that's a joke then it went over my head-
YRD
Talking about the title and thumbnail change how original
Hypixel: No Teaming
Technoblade: It's not teaming if I hired them.
Just saying, everything he did was completely allowed. Teaming is allowed in the pit, the first game where he had them was allowed since it was only on 1 team so no cross-teaming and all other games were private. I get that this is a joke but I just wanted to make sure people are aware because I don't want anyone going and unsubbing from techno for breaking rules on hypixel or something stupid like that.
Facts
Lol
@@somebodyoncetoldme2631 no one thought that, soo ummm r/woooosh
@@Zqppy never disregard the stupidity of humans. But we are all watching technoblade therefor we are 10000iq
ok but techno is such a mood when he has his monotone voice so that means whenever he laughs its one of the most wholesome things ever.
i never had anything to do with this particular minecraft scene but since i heard of his passing i cant stop watching these videos and i can really feel how much nostalgia this must be for the kids who grew up watching him. and idk watching this might be the best way to get a feeling for who he was and what he meant to people. and im just glad this is available on here for everyone bc with most online personalities who die you never even know who they even were while still feeling really sad about their death.
When you're his neighbor and all you hear is, "gooooooons my goooooons".
you're not wrong
*Russian accent*
“i am a beacon of honesty”
“you are absolutely not”
Lmao friends know each other
4:06
There was genuine fear in Tommy’s voice
p a n i c
*P A N I K*
k a l m
P A N I K C
tommy sounds like skeppy when he screams
Goon 6: when are we getting paid
Techno:That is an excellent question
there paid in deaths
Ur not goon
@@JcdHowuH-ce5lw you do realize the thing right they say there favorite quote
-So when are we getting paid?
(All the other goons turn around to stare at him)
(Thud sound effect)
-excellent question
was the goon permanently expelled or was it just as a joke
@@danilduneawai4393 joke
50 years later..
“Y’know kid, Back in my day, I was a goon for Technoblade.”
“Sure, grandpa”
“Look right there! That was me: MinecraftGoon7”
The GoOnS are probs like 7 in this bahah
Are you actually goon number 7
the grandson : *WoW*
666 likes lol
Don't tell the kids what happened to MinecraftGoon6
Technoblade: changes title and thumbnail
About 1.3 million people: interesting
What can I say, I’m a simple person
@@marshxallow8554 yy5yyyyy54y5yy55y455y5tyy4yýt5y5tt4ty0äy
@Mr. PeePee don't even know how or when i did that, most been mistake lol
He was so young. He has brought the battle to a tie, when you die the cancer dies with him, techno never looses
Idk how many people saw this but in philza’s chat, someone said, “tricknoblade”
The second u said that I looked in chat and it saw it
10:28
Yeah I saw it
@@yarengguney im not even focusing on the chat im just laughing my head off because of the perfectly cut scream philza let out
“Tricknoblade strikes again”
After watching this video the word 'goons' doesn't feel like a word anymore.
Yeah you’re right
TECHNOBOSS
To me, it feels like a synonym for "slaves"
Word
yes, it's a lifestyle
Imagine Techno in a second MC Mondays and all his goons joined
U mean... *Minecraft Goon Monday* .
The winner becomes a goon
@@roeital5504 *minecraft goonday*
Also the way you said "goon" makes the prize sound not very pleasant
MC Monday got hacked do you mean mcc?
@@directioner4859 no he means mc monday
@@directioner4859 Thats why he said a _SECOND_ Minecraft Monday
Never ask:
A man his salary
A woman her age
Techno when you are getting paid
MinecraftGoon6 uploaded a new video:
"Why i left"
Link now
I just want the link
🔫 Sause now
Link please
Is there a link?
We had " MEN IN BLACK "
Now we have *PIGS IN BLACK*
When you say pigs in black u mean cops right
Rasist
He means Pigs (The actual animal, not an offensive term)
And In Black (Referring to black suits, also not an offensive term)
Muslim (woah did I just do the racism)
Joe Isjeff snowflake
Tomorrow is the 1 year anniversary of 12 minecraft goons losing their jobs.
I’m so happy
Wow we should bake em a cake
So Trueeee
@@frog_fan4352Lmao youtube gave me a whole Email for that one reply.
@@breakbitestudios4033 wha-
You know this video feels wrong with the internet lingo of today
You ruined the video
I think its nostalgic :)
Tommy: I’m a pvp _god_ at Skywars
Technoblade: _hippity hoppity that title is now my property_
All votes for a series called “techno and the goons”
*Techno and goons*
(Coming to cinemas...)
EXCALIBUR TRY HARD YES!
Yed
I
Voted yes
"Dont worry about it tommy it will be fine"
"OH MY-"
Yes tommy it will be fineeeeeee
This will happen to the rest of business bay too 🗡🐷👑
Still makes me smile. Love coming back and rewatching these videos
nerddddddd
Same
Plot twist: They’re all Techno, but he’s playing on 8 computers at once.
Plot Wise, he’s moving so fast he’s leaving afterimages.
no game no life vibes
@@annoy4nce648 yes
plot wise?
He was multiple parallel universes ahead of us all the time.
wait i have a question, are the goons bots or real life ppl?
It’s funny how even with his 12 hired goons he’s still getting all the kills
Bruhhh
"you can never have more power". (someone)
HOW DID NO ONE NOTICE THE GOONS TALKING IN THE TEXT BOX
Its 10 goons not 12
In the skywars doubles games it said 14/14 players. meaning 12 goons plus Techno and Ph1lza@@Wqtercolorsss
Techno’s really out here optimising the views on a 10-month old video with a new thumbnail and title
Smart!
anything for confetti
and he wonders why his fans bully him
IS THAT WHY I DIDNT RECOGNIZE THE VIDEO?!
@@noahblack601 I agree
1:02 the way he so effortlessly destroyed the red guy after his goon got owned was crazy
Philza's chat when they see Techno absolutely dominate: Wow! So cool! That was clean!
Techno's chat when they see Techno absolutely dominate: Pfffft, pathetic, he couldn't even do it with a steering wheel using one arm while balancing an elephant on his other arm
hes a NEEEEEEERD
Lol
PATHETIC
The voice likes to bully technoblade lol
These comments are starting to get irritating
this used to be called "I hired goons in minecraft" but techno change title to get more views
I was so happy, I thought techno uploaded. And then the rational side of me kicked in and I knew that would never happen.
@@argohedron2460 2
But the thumbnail, so beautiful
IK I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT
I was thinking while watching this: wow this is familiar and thought it was just a sequel until i read this
“Bullying tommyinnit & ph1lza with my goons” *sad timedeo noises*
Omh yes kerbi
It’s because tommy & ph1lza are more popular
Timedeo is only there to spend all their wealth
He hasnt got enough clout
@@f-ham1717 he’s only at 50%
"Pigs don't fly" is a load of bullshit. Fly high, king. RIP Technoblade.
It's funny how Technoblade is a PVP legend, who shall vanquish any measly foe that dares stand in his way-- as well as a lovable nerd that adores literature, pompous words, and being all-out goofy. Aww.
Looks like someone has a crush lmao
@@TheOneAndOnlyFunnyMan lmao
デッド have you ever heard; “TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES”
@@ki-js8xk daneh quit a long time ago. Techno will beat his ass up rn lol
@@ki-js8xk he really is
LandonMC: Gets banned for crossteaming
Technoblade: YES
it's private games so Hypixel doesn't care. But yeah, dw, I get the joke, I just wanted to make this comment unless any idiots don't get it
@@eichisoup the pit tho...
@@shdhdsjdjsj8624 crossteaming is allowed in the pit
Ashton Chong pretty sure its allowed
He has the power of PIG+++
Goon 6: So, you got my money?
Techno: Yeah, yeah, I’ve got it just over here
Also Techno: *Cocks Glock*
this isnt a joke
@@porlemieme456 f
@@porlemieme456 haha get bodied
@@porlemieme456 F
@@porlemieme456 should've been poor smh
Now that we all know what gooning means this video is even funnier
9:41 "I added you to my friends list." Wait. I thought techno doesnt do friendship. Deception!!!
You know what's more important than friendship? Skywars coins
Matthew Fortner Which you get from stabbing children
BlurNobz Michael reeves
correction: he doesnt intend to be friends with commoners
You can still find his deceptive friendship policy in the description
I counted that he said the word “goon” 63 times.
If he said it one more time it would be a stack of goons
There were so many times where he could have said goon but he didnt, why do you have to do this to us technoblade
NOOOOO thats almost a stack
My ocd nooooo
Here you go:
goon
:)
I love how half of the video is Techno yelling “GOONS!”
I love watching Technoblade bully children
Petition to make dream do speedrun while fighting techno goons
YES
Pog
signed
Sign me up
Yes.
And his true intention was to win the potato war. “Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness”.
Mr.Goony McGoon, you have a nice taste for Futaba, don’t you?
Calvin Nathan Uy yessir
-Sun Tzu
Tommy: I’m actually a god at skywars
Technoblade: You underestimate my power
Stinky Dinky I love this
Stinky Dinky don’t try it
Midnight *burns* I hate you
Techno: you must train for another 1000 years to defeat me!
man this did not age well with the new brainrot lingo
Techno: Gets 10 Goons
Me: Ok now get 100 Goons and Raid a Server.
@@bubbybumble616 Imagine 100 Goons with jesus, fly and kill aura exploits and techno with it...
ok now fill up an entire pit lobby and have a massive brawl for the best goon
@@bubbybumble616 I will transform a reality to have that.
Get 10k and raid hypixel
@oPlqtTwistMC InvadedLands??? More like TechnoLands
Reaches 1 million
Gains massive amounts of recognition
Quits school to make RUclips videos full time
*hires goons to do work for him*
"Full Time" = Once a month
@@iClone101 Mhm, yes....sadly....
Galactic Ruler I mean the level of quality is 10/10
Capatalism
thats how entrepreneurship works
4:07 I LOVE the sheer, unfiltered horror in poor Tommy's voice XD
Techno is the only person that can cyber bully people and not getting hated for it lol
10:55 when the final boss teams up with the player to take down his own army
Poffley that just sounds like two face with less steps
When the final boss is actually a chill dude with a cool backstory and his right-hand man betrays him and the boss sides with the player to defeat right-hand man.
...but lo and behold, the final boss wanted this to happen, and this was all a part of his master plan.
Seph Dark18 the final boss jokes about it and becomes a friend and a rival to the mc. but little did the mc know how much pain he was in once he became a friend
Can’t wait for a video to come out called, “MinecraftGoon6 revenge”
Come on technoblade make this a video please
YESSS LMAO
TechnoGoon's revenge
after watching this vid, "goons" doesn't even sound like a word anymore
SOOOO TRUE
my ears tho
It's called Semantic Satiation
and you're one of them
I actually feel like the opposite about this because I now use that word more after the video.
2020-"They were the best goons a man could ever ask" ~Technoblade
2022-"He was the most amazing kid anyone could ever ask for" ~Technoblade's Dad
R.I.P 👑
shut up
@@nejinvader1757 i think someone is mad. Pay some respect man...
He was the most amazing youtuber we could ever ask for
Techno: changes the title to ph1lza and tommy
RUclips: *time to reccomend this to everyone*
He probably planned that
He is a mastermind
Everybody loves Dadza and Gremlin child
Ah yes, the algorithm
@@bilciper9687 it was all part of his MASTER PLAN
My friends: Whats your favorite anime?
Me: *its complicated*
this doesn't fit
Bullet that’s what your girlfriend told me :)
One punch pig
**Boku No Pico**
Shiny Luxray bold of you to assume he has a gf
4:20 Minecraftgoon2 “don’t mind me just placing 5 blocks a second”
I like the time it happens
i dont think you have played minecraft if you didnt see he had jump boost. this comment is annoying
I'd woooosh all of you right now if we were on Reddit.
@@Alien-wi1mp thats not how wooooshing works. PLUS IT WASNT A JOKE. your comment is extremely annoying
@@penguin2985 So is yours.
Tommy's new video ft. Charlie brought me back here
Lmao same
Same
Same
Techno: *hires goons*
Goons: *have the pvp skills of a skywars player*
Techno: fine I'll do it myself
No... they have the pvp skills of a 1.16 player
@just kidding my name is not Steve They are the survival-type players; They can kill a couple zombies, but don't know how to pvp at all
@just kidding my name is not Steve I can assure you that the best pvper in 1.7 is by far better than the best pvper in 1.16
@@parthisMC I seriously doubt that the best pvp players don't learn the new game mechanics with each update, especially with something like the combat update making such big changes. Techno is a good example of this, he's good at old combat, and new combat in the game. Dream is another example, Tapl, gamerboy80, etc...
@@parthisMC uh I play on bedrock so
This, this is the content I’ve been waiting for when all the “Skyblock Techno-Era” started. I’ve truly missed the Technoblade. Please keep doing this type of content I’ve been looking for for 100 years.
We just have to wait another 200 YEARS
IF YOU WISH TO WATCH THESE VIDEOS, COME BACK IN 300 YEARS!
@Jakey Bone I feel you. I loved just listening to his stories and watching the simple gameplay. Don't get me wrong the new vids are just as entertaining but I wouldn't mind just some simple commentary vids.
Agreed!
@@cloroxbleach197 yeah I always loved just listening to a techno vid in the background
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Lol
YES
Potato War 3 all over again
lol
You copied
I love it when technoblade said "Its gooning time" and then gooned all over the place
why bro
@ What do you mean why?
indeed, the goons were all over the place
"the goons have turned against us, we've got to go sicko mode"
best quote ever
Techno: "i just really like saying the word 'goons' "
everyone: understandable, have a nice day.
So basically this man dropped out of college to hire other people to play videogames for him
Isn't that just -capitalism- how mafia work?
hmm very nice choice of worfs
IEatMeat poo
Yes
now everybody's your goon technoblade...
Everybody wants you back