Im a plumber and i can tell you that this guy just needs to flush after completion, but before wiping. Its usually the toilet paper that caused the clog. For it to actually be your waste causing the clog is pretty rare. So the combo of both can stop up the toilet. Good luck to you sir
My dad is infamous for fucking up toilets. I can't imagine why anyone would keep plungers in their garage instead of next to their toilets. Why even have a plunger at that point, are you intentionally trying to embarrass the person that fucked up your plumbing?
They probably are trying to embarrass them. I doubt they expected it to be a constant thing, though. If it's every once in a while, it'd be easier for everyone to laugh about it. I mean, I keep my plunger next to my toilet because it seems sensible to me, but I have lived in my apartment I'm in rn for, like, three years, and I've only had to use that plunger once. This isn't a normal problem most people have. 😂
It's 100 percent an embarrassment thing. It's surprising what family's will do besides just come out and say they don't like a person their kid is seeing
I stayed with my aunt for a week this summer and she literally kept the plunger in her garage. I was so upset. Horrific plumbing and no plunger. Abysmal
@@deliverydashcam5002I use a long metal chopstick, it’s longer than a knife and when I cut the turd in half it holds the other half against the bowl very well. Gotta flush them one at a time
I used to have this problem, still do occasionally. I hide a few plastic knives in a cabinet in the bathroom on the top shelf that nobody but me can reach. Wipe it down with toilet paper afterwards and then you can just throw it away. Nobody knows.
One time like 15 years ago I got to work a couple minutes late at the animal hospital i worked at. Not a huge deal but i had to take a wicked shit and was already running late so couldnt do it before i got to work. Went into the single staff bathroom back in the work area, clogged the toilet, came out to see an entire staff meeting going on- 15+ employees and both managers + boss. All eyes on me because im obviously late. I try to adlib “yeah i tried to use the bathroom but the toilet is clogged as hell” 0% chance anyone believed me
If he knows he's gonna clog it every time just go to the garage first and bring the plunger. Still embarrassing but you don't have to call the wife and get everyone involved
In all fairness the Starbucks corperation making them work that day already did that, but making a bad day alot worse is still a wild take for solving your shitting problems
I have the toppest of tips for ye. Instead of breaking off a string of 4 sheets of TP, you take that string of tp and break it into 4 individual sheets, and layer them on top of each other. This stops air getting trapped in the the big strings of tp, and can go down the toilet easier
oh my god, this is one i also relate to. im 6 foot 260 and eat NOTHING but protein and body building supplements so my shits are like literal cinderblocks. i havent just CLOGGED toilets, i have BROKEN toilets. I once put a stall at my college out of order for a WEEK.
Hell yah I have the words Pooplife tattooed on my stomach and also a skull with toilet paper and the words BORN TO SHIT FORCED TO WIPE this is peak content😂
Why are American toilets so bad? There's people in the comments talking about having a plunger in the bathroom at all times, where I live nobody even owns a plunger.
I agree with you that the overall vibe is way better but they made some good riffs out of the bad friends studio. Like that Jake Johnson episode was hilarious how Stavvy and Jake were tapping the chubby statue's dick like it was a buzzer to interrupt a debate lol
Lay the pipes in increments. So many technicalities to consider though. How much tp? What brand of tp? Does he already lay them incrementally to facilitate a flush? For real though - 😊more water. Mote fibre. Less proteins and dairy. Starbucks is a good option but is unreliable. So either a hotel lobby (with a busy lobby so you can make it look like you're supposed to be there) or a 24 hr gym membership with a shower etc.
Courtesy flush people. Flush before starting to use toilet paper. Plus you don't have to sit there with the smell. I still keep a plunger next to my toilet. It rests in its own waste basket, so it doesn't leave anything on the floor. I also recommend a bidet. I have a Tushy brand. You use so much less toilet paper.
Flush before you do anything, then flush, flush, flush, many many times and it will never happen again, and it won't stink. It's 101 people, courtesy flush.
Ever since owning a bidet, I'm on a mission to either gift or talk everyone I know into buying one. But truthfully don't care if anyone uses it. I just want to be sure there's a bidet anywhere I might have to take a dump one day. This is the solution for the caller. Also, it'll keep me covered in the event I'm ever visiting his in-law's toilet. Can't be too careful.
@@boardmike82 no, you cannot hide tools in other people's bathrooms and expect them to not find it, I don't care if it's the size of a tictac. The sort of people who don't keep their plunger in their bathroom for hygienic reasons are the same sort of people who regularly clean their bathrooms. The fact you think you could hide anyting in someone else's bathroom without them finding it makes me think you probably don't clean your bathroom often. 😂 So many people in this comment section are so nasty.
Im not that big of a guy but one time I was visiting this girl I was seeing at her apartment and her father was going to come over to meet me. I clogged the toilet and she didnt even OWN a plunger which is beyond my comprehension. We had to run to meijer and buy one and rush back and I fixed it before he showed up. I was sweating bullets on that one.
Poop knife is slightly genious, id say take it a step further and get shit m80’s. Walk out without looking back at the explosion. Never announce a clogged toilet, announce youve slayed the christmas shit demon. Become a hero!
6’1” 270 & I’ve never had an issue flushing a turd. How big are these shts you all are taking?! Like are they shaped like a football?! Is this the result of waiting 3 days to drop a deuce?? I’m so confused
Listen. Im a lady, and live with the fear of people even KNOWING im pooping. When i shit at peoples houses or when others are a round, i flush THE MINUTE THE SHIT LEAVES MY ASSHOLE. flush AS you shit. No adult should be cloggin torlits. You gotta break it up.
Im not a big guy but when I was dating my wife I blew up her toilet and it fucking flooded her floor. She didn't even own a plunger! I tried to reach my hand in the bowl to break it up but had to admit defeat and tell her what was happening while she cooked dinner lol. Then I went to the store and bought her a plunger. We still have it.
Toilet paper fucking sucks. Bidets are insane, won't go back to toilet paper. Plungers are archaic, and a poop knife is pathetic. Drink more water, get some metamucil, and instead of depending on plungers, get a bucket. Flush and then dump a bucketful of water. Works like a charm, is a better look than parading the plunger of shame.
Im 5' 10 and 180lbs and have the same problem, it can be lots of different things. Not chewing well enough, not enough water. Not enough fiber, eating a lot in one sitting (probably his case), meds, or ingredients that absorb moisture.
They have sticker plunger that’s as thing as paper call that man ASAP he could dispose in a trash can buy in bulk it’s his own little secret toilet sticker plunger
Every toilet has a plunger and a brush right next to it. THAT IS THE LAW -- ARE WE NOT MEN? You know what happens to people who keep the plunger in the garage? They must go to the HOUSE OF PAIN.
(Actually, in that situation, I'd go to the garage and get the plunger before going into the bathroom, then carry it through the living room while glaring malignantly at the in-laws.)
As someone who has never been fat, hearing Stav talk about planning sh*tting as if he's just ALWAYS ready to take a dump is wild to me. I poop once a day, and it usually happens around the same time every morning. I can't imagine just dumping on command whenever its most convenient or whatever. I don't understand why you don't change your life when you even have to think about things like this. 😂
@@Dell-ol6hb I'm just a small person with a balanced diet who drinks the same amount of coffee at the same time every day. 🤷 If you do even a little bit of research you'll find that about half of people poop only once a day so while it's not, like, everyone, it's incredibly common.
Im a plumber and i can tell you that this guy just needs to flush after completion, but before wiping. Its usually the toilet paper that caused the clog. For it to actually be your waste causing the clog is pretty rare. So the combo of both can stop up the toilet. Good luck to you sir
Thank you so much for this information, as someone affected by this haha
You’re doing god’s work by spreading this information to me
This is so helpful!! And the TP can just go down with the courtesy flush 🙌
My dad is infamous for fucking up toilets. I can't imagine why anyone would keep plungers in their garage instead of next to their toilets. Why even have a plunger at that point, are you intentionally trying to embarrass the person that fucked up your plumbing?
They probably are trying to embarrass them. I doubt they expected it to be a constant thing, though. If it's every once in a while, it'd be easier for everyone to laugh about it. I mean, I keep my plunger next to my toilet because it seems sensible to me, but I have lived in my apartment I'm in rn for, like, three years, and I've only had to use that plunger once. This isn't a normal problem most people have. 😂
It's 100 percent an embarrassment thing. It's surprising what family's will do besides just come out and say they don't like a person their kid is seeing
As disgusting as the callers craps sound: it’s psychotic to not keep a plunger next to a toilet.
Why tf would you keep a lounger next to your toilet??
@@AcidAroma oh fudge....
@@annabethsmith-kingsley2079lmao maybe if the toilet itself was a lounger that’d be different
I stayed with my aunt for a week this summer and she literally kept the plunger in her garage. I was so upset. Horrific plumbing and no plunger. Abysmal
How bad is the plumbing in the US? No one in New Zealand owns a plunger. Literally never clog a toilet even with monster shits
Dude who suggested poop knife is spot on. I had this problem. The knife solved everything.
Funny I actually have a poop knife and it works everytime
@@deliverydashcam5002I use a long metal chopstick, it’s longer than a knife and when I cut the turd in half it holds the other half against the bowl very well. Gotta flush them one at a time
Wtf bros
I used to have this problem, still do occasionally. I hide a few plastic knives in a cabinet in the bathroom on the top shelf that nobody but me can reach. Wipe it down with toilet paper afterwards and then you can just throw it away. Nobody knows.
This is disgusting.
Poop knife is an ancient Reddit meme.
the confidence that dude said it with though makes me think he wasn't lying lmfao
@@oldenoughtowatchify I heard an old author say "convincing liars aren't liars."
All memes come from somewhere
No it’s from it’s always sunny
@@cohenmatt That makes sense. Saw it on reddit around the time when all of the memes were from Always Sunny, The Office, and Parks and Rec. IIRC.
One time like 15 years ago I got to work a couple minutes late at the animal hospital i worked at. Not a huge deal but i had to take a wicked shit and was already running late so couldnt do it before i got to work. Went into the single staff bathroom back in the work area, clogged the toilet, came out to see an entire staff meeting going on- 15+ employees and both managers + boss. All eyes on me because im obviously late. I try to adlib “yeah i tried to use the bathroom but the toilet is clogged as hell”
0% chance anyone believed me
Multiple flushes. Shit, flush, shit, flush , slight whip ,flush , wipe flush
Thank you!
You think no-one would notice the "slight whip"?
This is the way.
Bruh that shit doesn't when you're pushing logs. I tried to do that once and it wouldn't break, at a certain point it's a poop dildo
If he knows he's gonna clog it every time just go to the garage first and bring the plunger. Still embarrassing but you don't have to call the wife and get everyone involved
Ruin a Starbucks employee Christmas
In all fairness the Starbucks corperation making them work that day already did that, but making a bad day alot worse is still a wild take for solving your shitting problems
@@lizzy2edgybarista found. engaging proteins
I think you could’ve given me a week to guess what was coming and poop knife wouldn’t have entered my mind.
Amen sir I was stunned to say the least
dawgs know about the poop stick
I have the toppest of tips for ye. Instead of breaking off a string of 4 sheets of TP, you take that string of tp and break it into 4 individual sheets, and layer them on top of each other.
This stops air getting trapped in the the big strings of tp, and can go down the toilet easier
Lmao wtf?
oh my god, this is one i also relate to. im 6 foot 260 and eat NOTHING but protein and body building supplements so my shits are like literal cinderblocks. i havent just CLOGGED toilets, i have BROKEN toilets. I once put a stall at my college out of order for a WEEK.
Hell yah I have the words Pooplife tattooed on my stomach and also a skull with toilet paper and the words BORN TO SHIT FORCED TO WIPE this is peak content😂
They organically riffed their way to a hilarious spy movie. 😂😂
😂 PSA: Do not make and use a sepsis knife 🔪 💩
Poison damage.
Why are American toilets so bad? There's people in the comments talking about having a plunger in the bathroom at all times, where I live nobody even owns a plunger.
Where are you from? I've had problems with clogged toilets all around the globe lol.
Its not the toilets its the diets.
I imagine its less of an issue when all you use is a pit in the ground.
This is so much better than the Bad Friends studio. Vibes way better.
I agree with you that the overall vibe is way better but they made some good riffs out of the bad friends studio. Like that Jake Johnson episode was hilarious how Stavvy and Jake were tapping the chubby statue's dick like it was a buzzer to interrupt a debate lol
Poop knife. As a fellow poor I cannot confirm we use knifes to dice our shits up. None of my poor friends did either. Wtf is he talking about. 😅😂
Like what does poor have anything to do with it?😭 do poor people take bigger shits?
Lay the pipes in increments. So many technicalities to consider though. How much tp? What brand of tp? Does he already lay them incrementally to facilitate a flush?
For real though - 😊more water. Mote fibre. Less proteins and dairy. Starbucks is a good option but is unreliable. So either a hotel lobby (with a busy lobby so you can make it look like you're supposed to be there) or a 24 hr gym membership with a shower etc.
Excrement increments, my brother
you had bowel movements so vile that you needed a planet fitness to drop one? 😂
Spy gadget yamaka and cane plunger had me dying
clogged my toilet while i watched this
Disposable poop knives, easy.
Why isn’t the plunger in the bathroom? That’s so insane
Very easy fix lol, just flush every time you shit and it reduces chances of clogging greatly.
We're talking big poops. Not lots of them
Courtesy flush people. Flush before starting to use toilet paper. Plus you don't have to sit there with the smell. I still keep a plunger next to my toilet. It rests in its own waste basket, so it doesn't leave anything on the floor. I also recommend a bidet. I have a Tushy brand. You use so much less toilet paper.
This man shits
Flush before you do anything, then flush, flush, flush, many many times and it will never happen again, and it won't stink. It's 101 people, courtesy flush.
That poor teen on cristmas working at starbucks, just has to clean a fucking clogged toilet to 😂
Damn, this guest dude really tried to rip the legendary reddit poop knife story as his past
dude, poop knives are a regional thing lmao they definitely existed before that viral reddit post, big dog
My brother had a poop knife. Dad taught him lmao. Circa de early otts
People who don't keep a plunger by the toilet are bad people.
“Has anyone noticed Andy walking down to the kitchen and cleaning a knife everyday first thing in the morning?”
Ever since owning a bidet, I'm on a mission to either gift or talk everyone I know into buying one. But truthfully don't care if anyone uses it. I just want to be sure there's a bidet anywhere I might have to take a dump one day. This is the solution for the caller. Also, it'll keep me covered in the event I'm ever visiting his in-law's toilet. Can't be too careful.
A plunger stored anywhere other than next to the toilet is INSANE to the highest degree smh
🤣 the poop knife!!! 🤣😭😭🤣
How is parading a plunger through the house more sanitary than a caddy in a cabinet?
I’m so ready to call into Stavvys world and get my life fixed
Theres like a brand that sells knives specifically for poop.. they're orange 🤣🤣
Looking up the reviews rn 😂
stavvy looks like he lost 5-10 lbs his shoulders looked more toned keep it up stavvvy!!!
I've got a plunger and its tiny. Literally a handle 2 inchs of pipe and the rubber bit. You can hide that easy.
?? Lol why? Why is it so small? I'm trying to envision a 2 inch plunger
@@carljr3674ikr that’s danger depth on the chocolate river I’d want a larger oar
@@boardmike82 no, you cannot hide tools in other people's bathrooms and expect them to not find it, I don't care if it's the size of a tictac. The sort of people who don't keep their plunger in their bathroom for hygienic reasons are the same sort of people who regularly clean their bathrooms. The fact you think you could hide anyting in someone else's bathroom without them finding it makes me think you probably don't clean your bathroom often. 😂 So many people in this comment section are so nasty.
@@zenleeparadise I left you a present in your toilet.
Im not that big of a guy but one time I was visiting this girl I was seeing at her apartment and her father was going to come over to meet me.
I clogged the toilet and she didnt even OWN a plunger which is beyond my comprehension. We had to run to meijer and buy one and rush back and I fixed it before he showed up.
I was sweating bullets on that one.
HE WAS SERIOUS ABOUT THE POOP KNIFE?!?!? I THOUGHT IT WAS A MYTH
Heavy flusher is the best solution
1 the toilet probably is old and small 2 definitely flush between stools 3 poop knife is a meme not a real solution to adult problems 4. bidet
best way to fix a clogged toilet is to fill up a 5 gallon bucket of warm / hot water
Cut that shit brother. Courtesy flush 💀💀💀 portable plunger 😭😭
Damn "Gak"! That's wild 😂
Almost clogged the toilet while listening to this brother
Get this man some chia seeds
My dad has a poop knife, it works
Poop knife is slightly genious, id say take it a step further and get shit m80’s. Walk out without looking back at the explosion. Never announce a clogged toilet, announce youve slayed the christmas shit demon. Become a hero!
Poop knife is so real. Solidarity with poop knife guys.
6’1” 270 & I’ve never had an issue flushing a turd. How big are these shts you all are taking?! Like are they shaped like a football?! Is this the result of waiting 3 days to drop a deuce?? I’m so confused
Stand to lose a couple pounds? Buddy does that every time he drops a duece lol
Bro is a grown man and doesn't know what a courteousy flush is?
I had friend whose family had a poop wire hanger next to their toilet.
bidet is the way
use less TP, more frequent wipes, and flush more. good luck bro
Listen. Im a lady, and live with the fear of people even KNOWING im pooping. When i shit at peoples houses or when others are a round, i flush THE MINUTE THE SHIT LEAVES MY ASSHOLE. flush AS you shit. No adult should be cloggin torlits. You gotta break it up.
Water>Poop knife
Im not a big guy but when I was dating my wife I blew up her toilet and it fucking flooded her floor. She didn't even own a plunger! I tried to reach my hand in the bowl to break it up but had to admit defeat and tell her what was happening while she cooked dinner lol. Then I went to the store and bought her a plunger. We still have it.
Toilet paper fucking sucks.
Bidets are insane, won't go back to toilet paper.
Plungers are archaic, and a poop knife is pathetic.
Drink more water, get some metamucil, and instead of depending on plungers, get a bucket. Flush and then dump a bucketful of water. Works like a charm, is a better look than parading the plunger of shame.
I had a roommate in Seattle with a poop knife!
It works better than a plunger ever will. Solving the problem before it happens. Poop knife is the way.
@@lunchbox3124 I never needed it myself, I have very managable tidy poos for someone my size, always have.
Bro how does someone not learn how to not clog a toilet ESPECIALLY if you weigh 400 plus pounds 😭
Did we just found the poop knife legend??
He’s literally stealing the poop knife story from Reddit. Eff this guy.
Bro hit up a courtesy flush and ur good
We all know the real advice here is to not be 430 pounds but Stav knows he’s the last person who should be telling someone to lose weight. 😂
Im 5' 10 and 180lbs and have the same problem, it can be lots of different things. Not chewing well enough, not enough water. Not enough fiber, eating a lot in one sitting (probably his case), meds, or ingredients that absorb moisture.
Metamucil is fantastic you get some clean breaks
Bro carry a small pack of wipes for 1 time use and throw them in the trash folded....
That dudes family sounds exhausting lol im betting his mom is neurotic as hell
Peak knife is poop reddit
The comment I didn't know I needed
430 lbs?
They have sticker plunger that’s as thing as paper call that man ASAP he could dispose in a trash can buy in bulk it’s his own little secret toilet sticker plunger
Stavvy slimming up?
How can people birth such large logs????
Rigorous training
Every toilet has a plunger and a brush right next to it. THAT IS THE LAW -- ARE WE NOT MEN? You know what happens to people who keep the plunger in the garage? They must go to the HOUSE OF PAIN.
(Actually, in that situation, I'd go to the garage and get the plunger before going into the bathroom, then carry it through the living room while glaring malignantly at the in-laws.)
Eldis needs to try wet wipes.
This unit needs to cut down on the fatty foods and eat more fibre.
Eat less
Looks like Stavy lost a ton of weight.
I’m 1:30 in an I’m irreconcilably bricked up right now
I’m criminally early to this one
Courses for horses 🐴 💩
Pelvis has a huge dome piece
As someone who has never been fat, hearing Stav talk about planning sh*tting as if he's just ALWAYS ready to take a dump is wild to me. I poop once a day, and it usually happens around the same time every morning. I can't imagine just dumping on command whenever its most convenient or whatever. I don't understand why you don't change your life when you even have to think about things like this. 😂
I’m not even fat and I poop like twice a day at least, once a day is crazy to me, what are you a snake?
@@Dell-ol6hb I'm just a small person with a balanced diet who drinks the same amount of coffee at the same time every day. 🤷 If you do even a little bit of research you'll find that about half of people poop only once a day so while it's not, like, everyone, it's incredibly common.
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Poop knife… gtfo.
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You walk through the house like a fucking king 🤴 after fucking that toilet up. If ANYONE says a word. They get the pluger to face hahaha