@wingdingdmetrius8025 that wasn't really the fascet of the story I was commenting on but... still. Sharing some hoe, both busting in her, friend ending up dating her, breaking up and leaving, him screwing her after his friend dated the group bicycle, his friend getting back with her and also busting again in her again and neither know whos the dad... that's a friend group with good decision making dude? Lol. Your begging the lord for an STI, herpes or child support for the rest of your life and you're only in your early 20's. This is a story I'd thought I'd hear from a documentary from Appalachia
The blue eyes bit is being too easily dismissed. Two brown eyed parents having a blue eyed child only happens %6.3 of the time. If one parent has blue eyes however the number jumps to %50 😬.
My dad is dark Italian dude with black hair and brown eyes. My mom is white with brunette hair and hazel eyes. I have blonde hair blue eyes as well as DNA test proving they’re both my parents haha😂 shits weird
Nah... If dude signs the birth certificate the baby is his. Same as if a wife cheats on her husband and gets pregnant the baby is legally the husband's responsibility.
@@sdawg58no it’s not. Are you insane? What kind of commie world do you live in? 😂 The dude can EASILY take a DNA test and file a petition to have his name be removed from the birth certificate.
Genuine answer from a mother - Only say something if you’re wanting to be a father. Listen to Stav, leave town and don’t fuck the whole family situation. If that guy believes he’s the father, causing any doubt in that will absolutely tank their relationship. You’re clearly not being a father right now, and it’d be pretty fucked up to take ANOTHER Father figure from this kid. Leave them be, but great call!
@@black_tech_ownernope she’s right. I knew a guy that had a kid at 19, found out it wasn’t his at 22 and was absolutely devastated. It’s their family, you don’t want to be a part of it so don’t break it up
I've had a very similar situation myself, but the kid was 18 already. The second you see the child, you probably know. Own up to it and raise the kid, unless youre breaking up a happy clueless family.
Everyone seems to be forgetting that he said the kids "parents" aren't together anymore. So he wouldn't be ruining thier family situation, just getting an innocent man off the hook for something he did. The ONLY RIGHT thing to do would be get a DNA and if it's his be in the kids life. I feel if the other man has created a bond he should be around as well as long as he chooses. I'm sure the mother will find another man and the kid will be just fine. But it's important to know your biolog and your lineage. What would this kids mom say?? I think she side with me.
my perception of this segment was that the well-meaning but misguided call in to get a dose of common sense but this was... dark. it was more along the lines of "morally grey man gets advice from actual nihilists"
He's gotta man up and get a DNA test if he really thinks it's his kid. He can probably tell looking at the face if it's his. That's not something I'd be able to just forget about.
My friend and the father of her child both have dark hair, he's Hispanic and she is half white half black with dark, curly hair. Their kid has straight blonde hair and blue eyes. The reason is recessive genes. My friend's mom is blonde and her grandfather had blue eyes. Bam, the kid came out with those traits, skipping generations. Meanwhile, her blonde, white mother had other kids with a white guy with light brown hair, and those kids all have dark hair and brown eyes.
Yes but the odds are really stacked against that happening. Brown eyes are dominant. The same hair and eye color combined with the timing of the pregnancy? That caller is the kids dad. If he should say something or not is a different question though
Agreed with the other dudes post. Brown hair and brown eyes are dominant traits. The odds of two brown hair and brown eyes parents having offspring that is blonde hair blue eyes (even with grandparents that carry blonde hair blue eyes recessive genes) is EXTREMELY unlikely. Like less than 5% highly unlikely. Odds are good the caller is in fact the kids dad.
Are people actually okay with kids not knowing who their real father is or men not knowing their kids are actually theirs just because they don’t want to disrupt a situation? This is crazy.
anyone that tells you to run from your possible responsibility and not only that but another human life that would be dependent on you and needs you is not qualified for giving advice 😂
this happened to my buddy a girl he messed around with on and off for a while started to think the kid she has was his. the kid looked identical to my buddy so i had no doubt it was his, turns out he did have a 5 year old daughter that someone else thought was theirs. Best thing to happen to him but man is it a weird situation
Blonde hair and blue eyes are both recessive traits. So it’s possible both the friend and his girl carry that trait but have brown hair and brown/green/whatever eyes. And if their kid got those traits from each parent, they’ll have blonde hair, or blue eyes, or both, though it would be less probable than the kid having brown hair and/or brown eyes.
@@dersvan my point was that Stav probably wouldn't have said that to that guy in person. Nothing to do with anyone's maturity just that it was odd. Over the phone is even crazier because that guy can't really be like "did you just call me little buddy" without sounding like 'big tough guy that wants to fight' it's just an awkward thing that they both had to just pretend didn't happen lol
I think Stav missed that the couple with the kid had broken up recently. Not that it really makes a huge difference, but it wouldn't be like the caller was breaking up a family at that point. That was sorta Stav's whole argument at the end, was that it was muddy up everyone's lives.
I’m curious if he told her about he’s failed pullout because IF she knew and didn’t get a Plan B (assuming that’s even an option for her) maybe she doesn’t want him having anything to do with the child
“You’re 24, you don’t have roots anywhere, idiot” is SO real. Get out of your comfort zone. I moved to a new city at 27 and it felt incredible. I moved again at 30 and same shit different town. Who knows how many kids I left in my wake
Having a kid is probably THE reason to be rooted somewhere. This isn't the grown-up advice you think it is. I've known people that live like this, burning bridges & running everytime they have to face consequences or even to save face. Entering mid-late 40s, many are finding out they don't have any meaningful relationships in their lives & becoming lonely & depressed..
My grandpa had blonde hair, blue eyes. Parents were both dark haired, dark eyes. Have a brother and sister with blonde hair, blue eyes. So does it have more of your features than just the hair/eye color? If not, then you're probably good.
My sister found me (and subsequently that her dad wasn’t her dad) on 23 and me. I dunno, fucked up their relationship not knowing till she was in her 30s
Stav’s Baltimore roots are really showing here. “Kid might be yours-leave town”
Got a wife n kids in Baltimore jack
I went out for a ride and I never went back
Yeah, this is a crazy situation but the craziest advice ever. Real d-bag stuff here.
🤣
😂😂😂
@masterofallgoons the kid has a dad. Pack up and skidaddle.
🎶 Moving on up! 🎶
Bro got nothing back for that "Italian, so basically arab" and I gotta say that was unfair, that was a banger. For all his faults, he's funny.
The Italians, Greeks, and Turks have been mixing for millennia doggie
shit was funnier than anything they said
@@prometha4592you’re the father
I seriously expected a man of Greek descent would love that but Stav didn't even let out a chuckle
@Patrick.Weightman funnier even bc his bit in the special is that Greeks are Arabs. He could at least given him a 'hey great minds think alike' nod.
Ten years later the guy paying the mom has a DNA test and this video comes up in court 😂
That’s the follow up to this call that none of us really want (bc of the kid) but we all need
Got em
Love a good trilogy
Lawsuit!!!!!!!!!
How it usually happens but the name is still on the document /shrug
Man, this friend group makes great decisions
some girl sleeping with two male friends is not uncommon
@wingdingdmetrius8025 that wasn't really the fascet of the story I was commenting on but... still. Sharing some hoe, both busting in her, friend ending up dating her, breaking up and leaving, him screwing her after his friend dated the group bicycle, his friend getting back with her and also busting again in her again and neither know whos the dad... that's a friend group with good decision making dude? Lol. Your begging the lord for an STI, herpes or child support for the rest of your life and you're only in your early 20's. This is a story I'd thought I'd hear from a documentary from Appalachia
Sounds like your high school and early adulthood sucked.
@@randomdude5938 not being a skeezy bastard means you don't know how to have fun? Lmao dirtbag alert
I mean, I basically spent the ages of 18-30 bouncing from friend group to friend group over shit like this haha
"Is this like the Telltale Heart?" Stav has Baltimore just built into him.
great connection, didn't realize that Edgar Allan Poe lived in Baltimore
@@dobfeldman5026That’s why their NFL team are the “Ravens”
"not on purpose" fucking kills me. As if the sperm doesnt work if it was a whoopsie daisy 😭
Whoopsie daisy 😂😭😭
It's saying 'yes' without saying yes.
back in the day we just called it a mulligan and shipped the lady to her aunts for a year and acted like nothing happened
Kid: I'm wondering if this could be my kid.
Stavi: Everything in your life is dumb and you should leave everything and everyone.
It's so insane to me that people call in the show with these stories that are borderline unredactable based on the amount of info they typically give
And multiple calls too. It would be so easy to recognize this guy if you knew him personally
a lot are probably made up.
They're all scripted. Its a bit.
@@adamplentl5588 Yeah i cant even watch this segment because of how phony the stories are, cant believe all these dumb asses believe this stuff lol
@@adamplentl5588ahh idk shit like that can happy pretty easy
"Nothing" LMAOOO
ZERO hesitation 💀
Wild
Dude is John Redcorn
John Whitecorn
Lmaoooooo that’s so true
Johnny Appleseed 🍎
I'm not sure "you need to grow up and stop worrying about shit that happened in highschool" is the take on potentially having an illegitimate child.
The blue eyes bit is being too easily dismissed. Two brown eyed parents having a blue eyed child only happens %6.3 of the time. If one parent has blue eyes however the number jumps to %50 😬.
Yeah but the guy seems to not really give a fuck if it’s his kid or not
Glad u said this it was sending me crazy
Is that for everybody or just white people
My dad is dark Italian dude with black hair and brown eyes. My mom is white with brunette hair and hazel eyes. I have blonde hair blue eyes as well as DNA test proving they’re both my parents haha😂 shits weird
💯Came here to say this
Putting this out as a free clip is _SAVAGE!_
Turns out the kid is a huge fan of the pod.
@@Praisethesunson a 5 year old listening to Stavvy is simultaneously hilarious and terrifying
Stavy should be concerned about the type of people attracted to his podcast LMAO.
Look at Stacy, he’s not attracted the best and brightest my dude
well if you've ever listened to his old pod it makes a lot of sense
Unless you're prepared to pay back child support don't say anything.
Nah... If dude signs the birth certificate the baby is his. Same as if a wife cheats on her husband and gets pregnant the baby is legally the husband's responsibility.
@@sdawg58no it’s not. Are you insane? What kind of commie world do you live in?
😂
The dude can EASILY take a DNA test and file a petition to have his name be removed from the birth certificate.
@sdawg58 thats why I think it should be mandatory to get A DNA test before signing anything.
I hate that you're right. God forbid you try to do the right thing for a kid
@@tbdandthings Who knows but they could charge him 30k or more, plus 1k/months till the kids 18, financial ruin.
Genuine answer from a mother -
Only say something if you’re wanting to be a father. Listen to Stav, leave town and don’t fuck the whole family situation. If that guy believes he’s the father, causing any doubt in that will absolutely tank their relationship. You’re clearly not being a father right now, and it’d be pretty fucked up to take ANOTHER Father figure from this kid.
Leave them be, but great call!
What an insane answer 😂
Let the man who was cheated on raise another man's kid without knowing. @@black_tech_owner
@@zanpakutoman4225 3rd time's the charm
why should he leave? he can just forget about them
@@black_tech_ownernope she’s right. I knew a guy that had a kid at 19, found out it wasn’t his at 22 and was absolutely devastated. It’s their family, you don’t want to be a part of it so don’t break it up
Are Stavvy’s RUclips clips admissible evidence in court?
Every day we get closer to finding out the answer to that question I fear
Perfect timing I'm about to shit
Dude I’m pooping right now !
Best time to watch Stavvy clips. They're about as long as a good relaxed shit.
Best comment ever 😂
@@HomeslicedVideos17 minutes… I strive to be like you
Me too. Lol
2:56 "finish up your story, I'm already thinking bout a couple of things"
3:05 😮😮😮😮😮
"I dont know much about genetics"
Yeah, this guy really sounds like he was paying attention in high school biology class...
I will say I thought from my high school biology class that both blonde hair and blue eyes were recessive and black/brown hair/eyes were dominant.
@@stephenm722 Aren’t they though?
@@stephenm722they are bud
@@RottingFarmsTVhuh? It is possible lmao, all my moms family has brown eyes, my dad has blue eyes, and i got blue eyes; it is possible
I've had a very similar situation myself, but the kid was 18 already. The second you see the child, you probably know. Own up to it and raise the kid, unless youre breaking up a happy clueless family.
Not on purpose not on purpose I’m a sensitive man 😂 love that
Everyone seems to be forgetting that he said the kids "parents" aren't together anymore. So he wouldn't be ruining thier family situation, just getting an innocent man off the hook for something he did. The ONLY RIGHT thing to do would be get a DNA and if it's his be in the kids life. I feel if the other man has created a bond he should be around as well as long as he chooses. I'm sure the mother will find another man and the kid will be just fine. But it's important to know your biolog and your lineage. What would this kids mom say?? I think she side with me.
Means that random dude is likely paying the child support he should be covering as well
my perception of this segment was that the well-meaning but misguided call in to get a dose of common sense but this was... dark. it was more along the lines of "morally grey man gets advice from actual nihilists"
The world is nihilistic
@@bensheard3969 yall are so annoying lol
I'm 13 and this is deep@@bensheard3969
I wouldn’t say dark. This is like advice you would get if you just said this shit at a bar. These guys aren’t therapists lol
What was Stavvy supposed to say to this guy realistically? The world is morally grey and any adult knows it.
This guy is gonna call back when the mother has cancer and the guilt has been eating him up about.
We'll know there was a time traveler on the pod.
Lmfao diabolical
‘Not on purpose’…got me good
He's gotta man up and get a DNA test if he really thinks it's his kid. He can probably tell looking at the face if it's his. That's not something I'd be able to just forget about.
That’s you, you aren’t him lmao
The advice was "man don't be a dad, run" crazy.
This is kind of sad. I get its funny but if I had a son I would want to know him
He needs to tell the woman he wants a dna test to find out then
Not if you know she would be getting child support for the next 13 years
@@joem1950 haha that’s actually a valid point i disregarded. Bros gotta move to Thailand 🤣
@@RakamsStudios yeah unless he very badly wants to be the kids dad he should just move on 😆
Eh
Stavros advocating abandoning your own child (due to lethargy)
It's happened to "people really close to me". 🤣🤣🤣
Fantastic sound quality Eldy
The potential for a homies based family structure is a possible but incredibly difficult maneuver.
Zesty
High risk high reward
When Maury retires can we get Stav to replace him?
I love Stav saying “finish this up” right before the guy gets to the good part of the pregnancy 🤣 shit hadn’t even gotten good
that “Italian so basically Arab” and then the “nothing” later. Kid’s hilarious with the one liners
My friend and the father of her child both have dark hair, he's Hispanic and she is half white half black with dark, curly hair. Their kid has straight blonde hair and blue eyes. The reason is recessive genes. My friend's mom is blonde and her grandfather had blue eyes. Bam, the kid came out with those traits, skipping generations.
Meanwhile, her blonde, white mother had other kids with a white guy with light brown hair, and those kids all have dark hair and brown eyes.
Yes but the odds are really stacked against that happening. Brown eyes are dominant. The same hair and eye color combined with the timing of the pregnancy? That caller is the kids dad. If he should say something or not is a different question though
My uncle is black with green eyes. My mom is fair skin with thick curly brown hair. My dad is white white. I'm darker than my mom.
Genetics be crazy.
Agreed with the other dudes post. Brown hair and brown eyes are dominant traits. The odds of two brown hair and brown eyes parents having offspring that is blonde hair blue eyes (even with grandparents that carry blonde hair blue eyes recessive genes) is EXTREMELY unlikely. Like less than 5% highly unlikely. Odds are good the caller is in fact the kids dad.
"not on purpose, not on purpose, im a sensitive man"
48k within the first 12 hours and with a hilarious thumbnail and title can already tell its a CERTIFIED BANGER
I see stav is following in his dad’s footsteps of being a coward
I hope in 50 years the kid finds this video and learns the truth about his conception
That one pulse is exactly how I got my daughter lol
Stav, talking about this kid that may potentially be his - “this is the physically manifestation of everything you need to let go of” Lol
This is one where stav did not listen whatsoever and gives full scumbag takes based on it
did stavvy chip his tooth again?! HAHAHAHA
holy fuck he did! AHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is 100% a Maury episode 😂
10:21 all jokes aside, im glad he called it out. Its odd to me to see your son grow and want nothing to do with him.
People like this kid make me hate humanity
Are people actually okay with kids not knowing who their real father is or men not knowing their kids are actually theirs just because they don’t want to disrupt a situation? This is crazy.
First time I've heard Stavvy advise to just leave town😂
Him even calling into this show is too much😂
The closing after the call was lit!
This is a solid "never bring this up"
anyone that tells you to run from your possible responsibility and not only that but another human life that would be dependent on you and needs you is not qualified for giving advice 😂
I love people from Baltimore ❤😂 best advice and love the references
5 years is a long time to wait to say something😂😂
it's not only him, other people are giving him the look. there's something there
I love that Stav's advice is literally the same that Mad Men's Don Draper would give lol
She could’ve messed around with another blonde hair blue eye guy too. She got aroundddddd
Love the extra commentary at the end too
Bahaha this shows brilliant
Game of thrones ass situation
this happened to my buddy
a girl he messed around with on and off for a while started to think the kid she has was his. the kid looked identical to my buddy so i had no doubt it was his, turns out he did have a 5 year old daughter that someone else thought was theirs. Best thing to happen to him but man is it a weird situation
guy: gets woman pregnant
also guy: it's rude to ask if that's my kid
Crazy advice. What about the kid ? What if they would want to know
Wildest call ever… guy has a good heart though. Most guys would be long gone
ooof yeah, I would want to know. He should either ask her or take the kids hair like you said lmao
Bro 🤦♂️. Stav you’re about to get a lot more views on this video in a couple years when they use it as evidence in court 😂. Congratulations 🎉
ooof this one came out evil...
“…..Nothing” 😂😂😂
That “nothing” reply had the same vibe as ODB getting asked what he was gonna do for the community
This surely won’t backfire in like 10 years
Blonde hair and blue eyes are both recessive traits. So it’s possible both the friend and his girl carry that trait but have brown hair and brown/green/whatever eyes. And if their kid got those traits from each parent, they’ll have blonde hair, or blue eyes, or both, though it would be less probable than the kid having brown hair and/or brown eyes.
Calling another adult man "little buddy" is wild
Ehhh only legally “adult”
Clearly not in many other ways, however
@@dersvan my point was that Stav probably wouldn't have said that to that guy in person. Nothing to do with anyone's maturity just that it was odd. Over the phone is even crazier because that guy can't really be like "did you just call me little buddy" without sounding like 'big tough guy that wants to fight' it's just an awkward thing that they both had to just pretend didn't happen lol
I think Stav missed that the couple with the kid had broken up recently. Not that it really makes a huge difference, but it wouldn't be like the caller was breaking up a family at that point. That was sorta Stav's whole argument at the end, was that it was muddy up everyone's lives.
Holy shit in so glad I’m not leftwing
Dad, it's your kid! Raise him with the mom. It's not too late, and I'm sure that she'd love the help.
It would be so rare for 2 people with brown eyes to have a blue eyed baby.
The caller doesn't seem to be showing any remorse.
this one's almost certainly fake. stav probably would agree, i think he would give more genuine advice if he believed it
Denial can be an ugly thing boys. Clearly a possibility this kid is his.
How do you not ask what his gf thinks? If she even knows
I mean it’s gonna come out eventually when the kid, a relative of his, or the girl takes a dna test
I’m curious if he told her about he’s failed pullout because IF she knew and didn’t get a Plan B (assuming that’s even an option for her) maybe she doesn’t want him having anything to do with the child
I wish he would find out and then have to pay child support if he's right
I live for these
"The tell tale heart" - sick reference
This chick is community property at this point.
You need to start using some type of AI voice changer man. The unknowing stepdad is gonna see this
You don’t know anything, man. Voice changers are lame, and none of these people are criminals. They know they’re calling a podcast.
FR
“You’re 24, you don’t have roots anywhere, idiot” is SO real. Get out of your comfort zone. I moved to a new city at 27 and it felt incredible. I moved again at 30 and same shit different town. Who knows how many kids I left in my wake
well not everyone's a psychopath
@@imageword5576 i was gon say it take a special typa demon to have this mental 😂😂
you know you're insane right
hell yeah spread the seed brother
Having a kid is probably THE reason to be rooted somewhere. This isn't the grown-up advice you think it is. I've known people that live like this, burning bridges & running everytime they have to face consequences or even to save face. Entering mid-late 40s, many are finding out they don't have any meaningful relationships in their lives & becoming lonely & depressed..
23 and me was made for this guy
All 3 parties are scumbags lol
YUP
That first pulse can be very dangerous
The rings in Stavvys thigh from the can 😅
This shit happens in small towns lol
😮 how did you know what happened on the golf course?!?!?!
Strong recommendation to this guy: start earning lots of money.
You don't even want to be a father to this kid why would you disrupt their lives just to pay child support? Everybody already knows anyways.
My grandpa had blonde hair, blue eyes. Parents were both dark haired, dark eyes. Have a brother and sister with blonde hair, blue eyes. So does it have more of your features than just the hair/eye color? If not, then you're probably good.
My sister found me (and subsequently that her dad wasn’t her dad) on 23 and me. I dunno, fucked up their relationship not knowing till she was in her 30s
Sounds like a lot of info was omitted
Maybe it is the caller's kid and the woman knows it but chose not to inform him because she did stop talking to him after that.