Honestly a fantastic a comment. It’s actually made this section of the show so much funnier to me 😂 you have hit the proverbial nail on the head my friend
I really love stavros, I'm a new fan, but it is ssuch a breath of fresh air to see a comedian who's genuinely funny and edgy, but at the same time empathetic and just a good person woth a moral compass 🧭☺️. Especially compared to the Rogan sphere, the contrast couldn't be more clear 😒, those are the "facts don't care about your feelings" types
My ex wife tried to get back with me for 3 years, I kept turning her down until she moved on. But if one of my friends started fucking her, I would not be happy. 3.5 billion women, you gotta slam that one.
10:45 Stav fucking NAILS it on this. Wow. A true psychologist in action. This is real truths being spoken about how many peoples brains might work, Stav sees it well. Finished around 11:15 "This isn't an argument based thing, it's not debate club. It's the guys feelings. There's a real possibility it hurts his feelings, even if it doesn't come out immediately" So succinct
@@sunfish9341 EQ is like IQ but EQ= "emotional intelligence" there isn't a real EQ test like there is an IQ test. Honestly I think it is a made up term to just describe someone who may be on the autistic spectrum. Meaning if someone has low EQ they may be Asperger's or just a weird guy who can't pick up on social ques
He's now on a polypharmaceutecal protocol of antibiotics, since he caught the Chlamydia for the fourth time and also caught syphilis and struggles to keep down the herpes flair ups 😓😩 😂😂😂
Now this is interesting research. Hard to facilitate this experiment other than with unknowing subjects. I guess you could just do a self report survey though and compare statistics... This is the most I've thought about dicks.
@@JokahFACEthis isn’t true. As a therapist I’ve seen a few poly people but also all kinds of fucked monogamous people. I’ve met poly people who aren’t in therapy
@@unnamed1479 Largely I agree, but I know a couple that has been in a stable open relationship for 24 yeas now. They are swingers so it is a specific type of open relationship, but it works for them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
None of us are as special as we would like to think that we are supposed to be. It is possible to ruin your best relationships because you can't handle not getting that one score. Just sayin'.
This caller needs a hobby, another job, or to go to graduate school. Jesus, man! How many different kinds of f***ing do you need lol? Hahahahaha! I was gonna be down on myself for being too idle in life, but I"m good now. XD
Stavvy baby I see shadows on the digits of your fingers. We should not be able to see both arms of your glasses straight on. We need the sexy healthy stavvy arc. I'm making fun but it's just a joke homie.
i feel like the biggest issue here is the consent factor. unless no one talked about this before at all, the friend’s wife violated all of their consent/put their safety in jeopardy by having an affair. so by fucking her again, caller would basically be shitting on the seriousness of that and saying it’s water under the bridge when clearly it isn’t for the party who was most permanently harmed in this situation (the friend who lost his marriage over it)
Open relationships are for people who cant commit to a regular relationship. Wether that's maturity or morality. Its for people who cant love one person because they cant look past the sex aspect. Its just for emotionally immature people who want to get love from one person and sex from another. Thats not a relationship. Thats a unbalanced agreement where most people who do it, end up divorced and miserable.
@@MatecaCorp literally lol, “monogamous relationships are for people who can’t commit to an open relationship. it’s for people who can’t love more than one person because they can’t look past the sex aspect.” “non-Christian marriage is for people who can’t commit to a Christian marriage. It’s for people who can’t love Our Lord Jesus because they can’t look past the premarital sex aspect.” it’s such a wild thing to type a long paragraph about a type of person you will probably never meet doing something that does not affect you
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Stavie slowing talking men through the process of empathy is so funny to me.
this shit is so fuckin funny
He was pulling all the stops too
"Let's do this exercise"
"Put yourself in his shoes"
He had years of experience with Nick.
Honestly a fantastic a comment. It’s actually made this section of the show so much funnier to me 😂 you have hit the proverbial nail on the head my friend
Doing the Lords work out here 🙌
This man just called in to brag for 12 minutes
Absolute king
It didn't seem like bragging once he revealed he also sucks n fucks dudes...
It’s sad when men are so hard up that they consider stuff like this bragging.
Nah. Who has butt sex with their bestie?
@@nosequitersfucking a dude is king?
Stavy making ppl try empathy is so awesome.
11:14 "this isn’t an argument based thing, it’s not debate club. It’s the guy’s feelings" advanced emotional intelligence here
I really love stavros, I'm a new fan, but it is ssuch a breath of fresh air to see a comedian who's genuinely funny and edgy, but at the same time empathetic and just a good person woth a moral compass 🧭☺️. Especially compared to the Rogan sphere, the contrast couldn't be more clear 😒, those are the "facts don't care about your feelings" types
@@Lock484he considers cheating to not really be a big deal so idk if I’d call him a moral compass. His callers are just infinitely worse lol
The divorced friend needs a new best friend 😂
My ex wife tried to get back with me for 3 years, I kept turning her down until she moved on. But if one of my friends started fucking her, I would not be happy.
3.5 billion women, you gotta slam that one.
Honestly though
what about the guy living in Tacoma made you think he'd be anything but a dirtbag?
“It’s a toss up man.”
"He's a salad tossing man."
The long pause before it really set the stage.
This is true seattle antics
🤣🤣🤣
An I bet none of them are good looking either
@@darthnephilim They never are. They're the equivalent of human hippos.
God I hate this place
i feel like they're all solid 5-6's maybe the ex wife is a strong 7 from how bad he wants her@@darthnephilim
People really are just a bunch of nerve endings, aren't they
Truly
Can be
Underrated comment
😅
Tender tendril gang
SHE GAVE YOU CHLAMYDIA
ya fr, if that didn't happen I would say 100% down
The demon says the seal is broken 😈
no kidding, why would you go back to that? what's she going to give him the next time?
Chlamydia is no big deal
Hopefully she give them herpes next time.
10:45 Stav fucking NAILS it on this. Wow. A true psychologist in action. This is real truths being spoken about how many peoples brains might work, Stav sees it well.
Finished around 11:15 "This isn't an argument based thing, it's not debate club. It's the guys feelings. There's a real possibility it hurts his feelings, even if it doesn't come out immediately"
So succinct
I’m always amazed when this degen standup comic starts pulling out the wisdom. He really could be a therapist
He's genuinely an empathetic guy with good moral/social values. Unlike the "facts don't care about your feelings" part of the comedy scene 🙄😤 😂
THE JUICE IS NOT WORTH THE SQUEEZE. Well said Stavvy-san
That Bushwick 4 1/2 can really take all 5” fucking got me
killer line, lmao
watching stavvy pick his nose, roll the booger in his fingers for a second before flinging it across the room was priceless.
Like stockton and malone
Given this guy has the EQ of a ladybug, I'm guessing his version of this situation is WILDLY inaccurate lol.
he has the what
@@sunfish9341Erectile Qysfunction
@@sunfish9341 EQ is like IQ but EQ= "emotional intelligence" there isn't a real EQ test like there is an IQ test. Honestly I think it is a made up term to just describe someone who may be on the autistic spectrum. Meaning if someone has low EQ they may be Asperger's or just a weird guy who can't pick up on social ques
@@sunfish9341 It's like IQ but for emotions. He's saying the guy is emotionally immature.
Bad equalizer! 🎶🎼 Mix is bad!! 🔊
2:00 that casual nose pick and booger fling
Even the roll between the fingers
@@therealpeopleofvancouvergotta hit the roll
We need a recap in 5 years on how this all went down.
Six months would probably be sufficient time for it to meltdown lol
A monthly check-in is the way to go
6 weeks at most @@casualwater698
@@masterofallgoons1👆
He's now on a polypharmaceutecal protocol of antibiotics, since he caught the Chlamydia for the fourth time and also caught syphilis and struggles to keep down the herpes flair ups 😓😩
😂😂😂
So the uncut guy is the only one who didn't get the clap. Lol
Now this is interesting research. Hard to facilitate this experiment other than with unknowing subjects. I guess you could just do a self report survey though and compare statistics... This is the most I've thought about dicks.
Turtleneck of Fortitude (+10 STI defence)
Circumcels aint gonna like this one🗣‼️‼️‼️
@@freqseq😂😂
I want my skin hoodie back god damnit
Man these calls give me so much anxiety thinking about how fucked human nature is
Yes, that's why im here
To see how bad people are 😅
Just know you are not alone on that feeling
No better place to see that than orgies where everyone is miserable pretending they are happy
Truth. People are looking for sensation and numbing however they can get it, and the detritus is gross
A polyamorous guy who doesn’t understand empathy or other people’s feelings?!? Who knew this was possible lol
Ngl feels like poly people just found a way to justify their lack of empathy and shittiness. Can’t blame them but the jig is up.
Dude really makes polyamorous sound very similar to horny sociopath.
@@anon24423 there are literally zero mentally stable self-described “polyamorous” people
@@anon24423basically what it is
@@JokahFACEthis isn’t true. As a therapist I’ve seen a few poly people but also all kinds of fucked monogamous people. I’ve met poly people who aren’t in therapy
This guys marriage isnt gonna work either lmao
open relationships never work lmaoooo
@@unnamed1479 Largely I agree, but I know a couple that has been in a stable open relationship for 24 yeas now. They are swingers so it is a specific type of open relationship, but it works for them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@rorybitchell7702 a very rare exception
Hilarious when he said he simply wouldn’t get divorced lol
@@rorybitchell7702yeah there is always a gray area and they found it
Lmao this guy was straight up annoyed with Stav for interrupting his fuck tale he already told once 😂😂😂 jfc
Stav comprehends and deconstructs human emotion better than 95% of therapists
"Don't give your friends Chlymidia" 🤣🤣
"well, we've done it with just him..."
Nuff said lmaoooooo
god, stavy is such an emotionally intelligent guy, total dream man
THIS is why this is one of the funniest podcasts 😂😂
Honestly great advice Stavvy
Blinded by the light
Stavvy flicked that booger like a champ
Timestamp?
Timestamp ???
Do you know what the time stamp is
@@37thousand this is the weirdest thing to be horny about
@@37thousand 2:02
There is zero ways this guys marriage lasts another 5 years. I've been there, and I promise it doesn't work in a marriage.
Shit man, if they have a good time, that's better than half thr marriages out there tbf to them
Sometimes, I wish I had no empathy so I could be a total asshat, just like this caller, and feel justified about my behavior
He 100% sounds like a sociopath.
@@blahblahbbllaahhtotally agreed
That’s a terrible thing to wish for.
You make this world better by having empathy.
This is such a good clip. Stav really did a good job, explaining the situation and what is right
is it just me or his behavior mad greek? this is a moment of cultural unity
It took a lot of coaching to get him to stop making excuses, Jesus.
These kinds of people give me massive creeps. I'm so glad im just a normal person.
It hits around 30 😂
Adam and Nick punching the air RN when he said best friend and didn't mention them
They all are going to be divorced in 2 years
I remember Stavvy ribbing this guy from his show at Laughs! He must not have filmed it b/c it was fucking hilarious. Would’ve been a banger clip
I mean this is fucking crazy. No way this ends well for anyone involved
This seals it. Stav’s calls are the best.
I love this one because it shows that dtav has a active moral responsibility and there are hard lines.
dude stavros absolutely killed this one
For me the booger sling trumps everything else that happened. Goes for the pick and flings it with zero reservations.
This format is genius and hilarious.
None of us are as special as we would like to think that we are supposed to be. It is possible to ruin your best relationships because you can't handle not getting that one score. Just sayin'.
These kinds of people just want to avoid consequences that's ALL they care about
The answer is always no.
Stavvy giving seriously good advice is crazy
Stav just non-chalantly flicks a booger in the middle of talking 😂
What a balanced and nuanced dank ass take. Stav is really on to something. He should do this shit professionally
4:25 “ Different flavors “ is insane!!! 😆😆😆
ESPECIALLY since he already nailed this lady.
“You would cry because I lay it down so good” killed me
Stav calling some other dude a dud while he lays there like a sack of potatoes at the top of a grocery bag is hilarious
Stav gives some solid advice. ✊
Stavvy is harnessing his inner Jabba The Hutt
Stavvy is so wholesome
This is pure Himbo activities.
This dude is the treasure of Maryland
OF BALTIMORE BABY
Shoutout to Eldis, "laying it down" 😂
this guy might be more greek than stavros
5:08 that upper mid range laugh gets me every single time 😂😂😂
the detective work here is incredible
4:05 but why is that the life mantra of the last 2 guys I’ve dated and been engaged to I’m rofl 😂
It's a toss up lol
100|% that guy is not going to take Stav's excellent advice!
What a wild way to try and save a marriage
There's a lotta holes out there, you only get one best friend.
'the juice isn't worth the squeeze..' Brilliant!
This is just a Fleetwood Mac song.
I don’t mean to be and I never thought I was judgmental but GODDAM the levels of sexual lust is crazy
this is absolutely wild
Stavie is absolutely on the nos4
this guy is basically just describing how villages started lol pretty awesome
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is just MTV's Love Line from 1995.
This caller needs a hobby, another job, or to go to graduate school. Jesus, man! How many different kinds of f***ing do you need lol?
Hahahahaha! I was gonna be down on myself for being too idle in life, but I"m good now. XD
Well put
Hey, it's good exercise, not the worst hobby.
Good job finding a way to negatively frame having too much sex
He was hard already when he called in
Thats a crazy dream. I dig it
They all deserved to get the clap lmao
Holy shit lmao I remember the swinger guy at that show
Stavvy baby I see shadows on the digits of your fingers. We should not be able to see both arms of your glasses straight on. We need the sexy healthy stavvy arc. I'm making fun but it's just a joke homie.
i feel like the biggest issue here is the consent factor. unless no one talked about this before at all, the friend’s wife violated all of their consent/put their safety in jeopardy by having an affair. so by fucking her again, caller would basically be shitting on the seriousness of that and saying it’s water under the bridge when clearly it isn’t for the party who was most permanently harmed in this situation (the friend who lost his marriage over it)
Honestly great point
That was really good advice from stav tbh
I swear half of Stav's advice is just teaching people empathy, or getting them to say it out loud. #stavvycouncelling
Stavvys such a good dude
I just love how ruthless Stav is 😭
Low key pretty wise words from the stav
I'm actually envious of this situation
"You would cry" haha
Chlamydia just to laugh 😂
Stav could be a legitimate life coach/therapist
Dude's life is a softcore Showtime movie
Lmao Eldis comin with the heat at the end
Open relationships are for people who cant commit to a regular relationship. Wether that's maturity or morality. Its for people who cant love one person because they cant look past the sex aspect. Its just for emotionally immature people who want to get love from one person and sex from another. Thats not a relationship. Thats a unbalanced agreement where most people who do it, end up divorced and miserable.
this but with monogamous relationships
Literally all of that is true of all other kinds of relationships lol
@@MatecaCorp literally lol,
“monogamous relationships are for people who can’t commit to an open relationship. it’s for people who can’t love more than one person because they can’t look past the sex aspect.”
“non-Christian marriage is for people who can’t commit to a Christian marriage. It’s for people who can’t love Our Lord Jesus because they can’t look past the premarital sex aspect.”
it’s such a wild thing to type a long paragraph about a type of person you will probably never meet doing something that does not affect you
the boy is getting good at this
And I grew up the the NW, I really didn’t know
This is just grown up theater kids
This is the best fuckin show bro wtffff
Stav ur a wise man
Nobody’s gonna ask if they docked?
First thing I thought when he described the dongs
lol "i wouldn't have gotten divorced" foh