Your Crime Days Are Over!!
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- Опубликовано: 1 авг 2021
- Me-Doosk's reign must come to an end.
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"my sweet honey pie bart" shirts when
@@Joel-Haver love you joel.
Is it possible to buy prints of any of the artwork featured on the shirts?
@Joel, I just bought 2 shirts. It's the least I can do to thank you for the phenomenal content you and your team creates. Your channel is one of the only remaining great, original things left on RUclips anymore. Amazing, man! ❤️
Also, get down from that rock up there. It's clearly not safe. Love you.
"Tell him about the ceremony."
"I did a ceremony. I prayed."
@Chill man Please stop spamming this on every comment.
@@DadaIorian he likes his own spam comment, all his self respect is gone
@@DadaIorian its a bot just report it and ignore it.
So specific
@@DadaIorian Dude, this is his traditional ceremony man. That's not spam, he's praying
I like how they just go until one of them laughs.
I was just thinking it's time for them to learn how to end a sketch.
@@fisharmor I think these endings are satisfying for this medium. Just more of Joel’s unique style. The absurdity is what drives the humor.
@@fisharmor the way he ends it is perfect, it adds to the vibe and reminds you that this is just three people in a room bouncing off of each other and having fun
@@fisharmor Ending sketches is hard. Just look at Monty Python.
Those are the best ones
"She raised me. She did a damn good at it too"
Is literally a crime lord
He’s better off than a crime henchman, I guess.
Nothing wrong with being a crime lord if the laws are unjust
Being a crime lord takes a lot of charisma.
And doing crime doesn't make you a bad person its what and or how you do it. Are you gonna say someone who J walked is a bad person?
@@weedcat1683 - LOL. OP said "crime lord" not "has done something that's technically illegal at some point".
I just realized Joel's stuff is literally interdimensional cable.
Lol with the weid warping like when we used to press two or three buttons on the cable box to watch Playboy channel.
A sketch by Joel would be cool for a new episode
How awesome would it be if he got hired as part of the Rick and Morty crew. He puts out content pretty fast and I think it would land well.
It feels similar because they also improv all the inter-dimensional cable stuff. That's why it's got the hesitation, stammers and unconventional pacing.
@@Poopulan next season hopefully. He’s getting pretty popular too. Rick and Morty were able to get Elon Musk, so why not Joel. Interdimensional Cable Part 3, but several skits are Joel Haver style, maybe even 1 that’s real life just to throw us off
I like how he never denied that she did the drug peddling, just clarified that it was his mom who peddled the drugs, not his escort.
@Chill man see what you're doing there?
Please stop doing that. Nobody appreciates it.
Well the distinction had to be made 😄
@Chill man get outta here
@@sixstringedthing bots everywhere
yall, comment bots aren't reading your replies
I'm going to use, "She's praying" a lot more in the future.
“No! She’s just getting on her knees to pray to god dude I swear this isn’t what it looks like!”
I go to the strip club to watch the women pray
😂
@Chill man nobody cares
when speaking about your mother ?
"You've got your hand on her leg"
"This woman raised me my whole life and you're saying I can't return the favour by showing a little compassion? That's cold man."
I see
This comment is bringing Chris Chan vibes.
@@theanonymouschicken169 "haha get it? I made an edgy joke, aren't I just so quirky?"
@@MammalianCreature
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@@MammalianCreature It's not a joke he's making. He just gets Chris Chan vibes because of the current situation.
"Let me sing you the song of my people". Proceeds to moan seductively for five straight minutes
You had me at moaning for five minutes straight. *I'm in*
LMAOO
Moancore
Missed opportunity
Seductively? Really? That sounds seductive to you? Dude...
his mom single? trying to pray with her.
I got her first
Amen.
NICE
Space simp. Spimp.
Hi i just started a drawing channel
I wouldn't mind your support 😁
I love how the protagonist has just killed the two henchmen at the door, but the big issue is that he disrespects the dance of their people.
dance of disrespect ruclips.net/video/HI5W2yZkvV0/видео.html
Hey man, he might be a killer, but at least he's respectful.
I mean that is just Joel perfectly simulating movie logic.
You can snap a security guard's neck (who probably just works for the apartment block or got this one bad assignment from a mercenary company) but when you get to the villain you can't kill him because killing would make you as bad as him.
Ramsey and Joel need to do an mma meets animation crossover ASAP, love both your videos
It's cool seeing you here. You must be procrastinating on something.
When she interjects with "Naive!" and he agrees, such a perfect example of why improv is so essential for these skits, I was screaming with laughter 😂
Legit what bee culture is kinda like. The queen ages slower than everyone else and sees three generations of children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren die of old age 🤣. Also dancing is fire in bee hives.
That was random! User name checks out.
lol I love you for thinking this way. Bee dancing is indeed fire.
Thinking bee
A queen can actually live 4 to 5 years and worker bees only live about a month at best (in the spring and summer because they just work all the time - in the winter when they stay in the hive they will live a bit longer).
Some queen ants live 15-20+ years with termites hitting 30s...most ant workers live for merely 1-3months.
"like why not dude shes chill she burns down" This line is definitely gonna be in my head for days
The wink from her really adds to the line.
@@snapeinvader6208 i didnt notice that XD
I want to leave a like, but I will leave you at 420 likes.
@@NoTimeAllTime I just upvoted Chilled Bambino to 666
Sorry, not native to english here. What does 'burns down' actually means here? thanks
"Why is your mom in your drug den?"
"Like why not dude she chills she burns down"
Can you write a TV show please? I could watch this all day.
This is it dude! You're watching it!
@Chill man peddle your crap elsewhere dude
@@ltgengeorgewalls1268 Islam is dumb
Ahh yes the return of the snackbars my favorite episode
@@ltgengeorgewalls1268 KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Ok but why is she lying with her leg on your lap all seductive like? Isn't that weird to you!?"
"Dude... I was giving her a foot massage. The ceremony takes like an hour and a half and she stood up the whole time."
"My ankles are killing me."
"Her ankles are killing her!"
He would be a bad son if he didn't rub his moms ankles
standing for 1.5 hours is painful?
@@yourmum69_420It is when you are a 300 year old grandmother.
_The Prayer Dance is a deeply spiritual part of Skr'üskian culture, so much so that its traditions are maintained even by criminals and drug dealers of the species._
_Often, a Celestial Pole is used to act as a tuning rod for the heavens. The dancer intertwines themselves with this beacon to channel the gods through their writhing body. Onlookers throw items of value to the dancer, as offerings to divinity._
_As the dancer "ascends" in prayer, they strip away all worldly possessions. Researches described this sacred ritual as "Really Fucking Hot."_
Hahahahaha
Wow, you made that all sound so reasonable haha
This is golden
thanks for the info
High-effort comment 10/10
“Dude, she’s praying… and she just happens to look really fuckin hot doing it…”
The bane of many a nun
The laugh at the end is what got me along with the abrupt cut.
Probably my favorite break of any Joel Haver video.
His laugh got me good, my sides hurt
I lost it here
“You just did a ceremony. Tell him about the ceremony!”
Whether this is improvised or not, it is genius. I’m crying laughing.
Yeah all of this man's videos are improvised
"You just did a ceremony, tell him about the ceremony!"
"I did a ceremony"
HAS to be improvised, haha
_I PRAYED._
@@yozel3411 has
@@akyumulo what
"I prayed... for our past, present and future generations." lmao I love how genuinely outraged she is.
I like how the drug lord laughs and looks at his "mother" at the end, like they were just messing with the hero the whole time
I love how these skits just go on until someone just can't stay in character anymore.
Glad to see the animations are still going strong from the van.
Vanimation is so hot right now.
@@earlwolfx 😂😂😂
@@earlwolfx bruh i was literally gonna comment on this comment "you mean vanimation" lol
Vanimation for the win!
Vanima- ah shit
I know the laser gun being goofy looking and cumbersome is a gag, but I've always loved the idea that the next great revolutionary weapon that replaces guns will look really, really uncool by our contemporary standards.
Think about swords and how they would be adorned with pommels and jewels and might have carvings on the blade. Now military guns are either black, or vomit colored
@@TribuneAquila peanut butter.
im also very positive that thats one of those big flashlights 🤣
Yeah there gonna look like lantern's
The next great weapon will be a nanite colony control device that looks like a princess tiara atop your head. It uses your brain waves and structures matter to suit your needs.
Every line of this is gold, especially every line of Audrey's, but I want to give a special shout-out to the aggrieved and disappointed tone of Me-Doosk's "Dude... oh my God, the ignorance. Oh my God."
nerd
Worst 10 seconds of the video
“Like why not man she’s chill? She burns down!”
unlike Wade
Shit she buss down too
Mass Effect 4 looking great
I wish this was Andromeda
They finally fixed the unrealistic looking models
I commander Haver, and this is my favorite drug den on the citadel.
The faces no longer look tired.
Word
"That's my mom"
"I'm a mother."
Simple dialogue, yet so good.
…”Why not? She’s chill. she burns down.”
Lmfao
These animations kill me. I love how many rough cuts you leave in - it makes it feel so much more real. The final line in this got me.
As a fan of yours as well has Joel 's ; its surreal to see you in his comment section. You both are great!💙
wait what it's you
So much better than when Saturday Night Live people keep snickering at themselves, this was so genuine and sweet, the whole thing was really excellent, gosh, there is nothing like it on RUclips, so perfect and hilarious!
Hi i just started a drawing channel
I wouldn't mind your support 😁
@@b_a_5_k_i453 you should work on your proportions. Study the anatomy of the face and become more comfortable drawing backgrounds that aren’t directly from album covers
No matter how many times it keeps happening, the character breaks never get old
@Chill man I'm not converting to Islam.
I know and it just wouldn't be the same without his rotoscoping technique.
@@zacharyrollick6169 ölmeden önce(gözünden perde kalkmadan önce) geçmezsen ebedi cennete gidemezsin ve ebedi cehenneme gidersin, iyi araştır ve iyi düşün
I love the attitude with which she says, "and I PRAYED."
"That, right there? That's your mom?"
Golden quote of the year
"Now she's rubbing oil all over her body!"
"You mean the sacred anointing oil, blessed by our ancestors and preserved through the centuries? Read a book, dude."
_the Mormons have entered the chat_
"Okay, now that's just twerking, pal! That's goddamn twerking right there!"
"(SMGDH) She's just using the center of her body to ritualistically guide the heavens to the earth, and the earth towards the heavens! It's purely coincidental that it makes you want to clap those humps."
@@harrisonfackrell Mormons wish they had enough consecrated oil to rub each other with lol
@@harrisonfackrell ha you expect Mormons to talk respectfully to anyone who doesn't believe in their cultists practices.
@@chaotickreg7024 Getting rubbed down with the oil is a pretty big part of the temple endowment ceremony. Mormons also apply oil to each-other for their 'regular' blessings.
“Why? She’s chill, she burns down” took me out lmao
Lolol same, mom burns down like whoa 😂
Tf does that even mean
@@babyyoda1462 she smokes weed
@@babyyoda1462 stay in school, kid.
@@comrademuds1951 lmqo
One of my favorite things about these animation is that they're on RUclips. Like they would do great as a tv show of skit stuff, but being able to scroll down and interact with and see what everyone in the audience thinks is awesome.
@@ithurtsbecauseitstrue1922yea its animation tf? Just. Different style if its not animation why cant you do it?
I’m in love with the way Me-Doosk says ‘Dude. . . .Oh my god the ignorance’
Like the human dude is trying to admit fault and he just keeps doubling down 😂
The disrespect of some people. Often enough, I’ll go outside with only a leopard g strap and people will constantly insult me and force me out of buildings. Don’t they know it’s my traditional clothing?
One of the country's biggest (regarding revenue) individual stores in the biggest chain store in the whole country here lets you enter in just swimming trunks - no shirt, possibly no shoes - with no problem.
Well you automatically get my disrespect. It's G string, not G strap !
@@Gatorade69 What the hell dude! Did you seriously just say your western words are better then his indigenous? Fucking imperialism.
But it’s his traditional garb. Maybe that’s what they call it in the language of his people.
That's going to be me next time I am in a grocery store without pants. "These are my traditional threads. Ceremonial garb."
Tell em about the ceremony you just did!
"next time" implying you've already attempted this before lol
@@ShadowDAB0SS I just did an ceremony and I prayed
Hi i just started a drawing channel
I wouldn't mind your support 😁
Is your religion sexual predetor or what?
"I'm a mother" Gets me every time 😆
"You don't get to make me the bad guy!"
That was a good line, I won't lie.
The fact that every one of these animations have a certain level of improv makes it some of the best entertainment on all of RUclips.
I’m pretty sure he said they just get an idea and improv the whole thing and create these master pieces
Yeah it's like 90-95% improv
You can tell they are just having a great time
777 likes. Noice
There is no creator that makes me laugh as consistently and hard as Joel.
“She just happens to look really fuckin hot doin it”
Best line
the fuckin knockout punch for me
I love that character break at the end. He cant help laughing. I love it.
I love the way she offers "Naive" like such a resounding conclusion and Me-Doosk just picks up on it, the acting in these is just top-tier humor!!
“Dude that’s sexy to you?! She’s praying!”
Bruh 💀
Audrey's bored-yet-disgusted tone is just utterly perfect.
I don't know how the hell Joel comes up with these ideas, but I'm very glad that he chooses to share them with all of us.
I love how you can never predict quite when the break with character is coming.
Well at the end
I love that the background animation suggests a super-futuristic space fortress hideout, but then their drug den has end tables from IKEA and the same 1980s pleated lampshade lamps my parents had. 😂
This guy is definitely getting his own adult swim show before long.
I hope he does whatever works best for him, for sure it would fit AS but if he's able to do what he wants with patreon and ad revenue then hopefully he can just keep doing it the way he wants.
This is classic adult swim humor. I love it!
it would be the only funny live action show ive seen on adult swim.
"I'm a mother." That delivery is so perfect. I laughed aloud and woke up my dog 😅
Poor pooch
I know! It's hilarious!
Yeah. I now say that in any wholly inappropriate (that is, every) situation just to make myself laugh.
Made it sound like a bit out of Aqua Teen Hunger Force
@@RRtoiPPiotRR like the robo sitters episode?
I thought this was what cyberpunk was gonna be like
I'd say nobody should be racist against a race of smokin hot prayer mommas
This is unironically the most accurate depiction of a laser pistol I've ever seen in non-educational media.
Why don't they ever show this bit in movies? Important cultural interactions taking place here.
@Chill man I know you're probably a bot but what is the point of spamming those "tranquility music" videos everywhere
@@magusperde365 the least I could do is go thumbs down it
Thumbs down the linked video, delete the view from watch history
@Samuel:
I think a multitude of movie directors are a bunch of brainwashed cult members who are too afraid to show anything but drugs and explosions.
@@5_Stripe_Gunner why don't I ever see the thumbs down on comments
"She just happens to look really fucking hot doing it" is the best line. Another gold star me boyo
That line ended my whole career
I would pay big money to watch this sketch roll for another 30 minutes.
The actresses timing and delivery of "im a mother" got me
"Why not dude. She's chill she burns down"
I'm dead lol
I love how the bad guy breaks out laughing, what a fun universe this is. It’s the little improv touches I love with these animated bits. Good work
yeah they really do add so much more character to the bits.
The VHS tape filter makes Joel’s videos all the more better. It’s like nostalgia on garlic bread. Delicious.
“She’s chill, she burns down”
The mom was good in this skit, her droll delivery was comedic perfection.
YEAH
I’m loving all of the out of character breaks at the end of each video, they always get me
‘She’s chill. She burns down.’
I can’t stop laughing at this. My chest hurts.
Gonna need a T-Shirt with the silhouette of a pole dancer and the words "She's Praying."
"Hey, this is a religious institution, don't be ignorant!"
*"Dude this is a strip club!"*
"It's a temple of holy dancing, you ignorant fuck!"
@@admech590 "That's all you humans do, is take and appropriate everyone else's culture and turn it in to your own twisted mess! It's disrespectful to me, my ancestors, my children if ever I have any because they'll see their heritage as bad. Shame!"
But it is a temple:
Of libertine hedonism.
My kind of religion
@@noskalborg723 Best kind
Of all the character breaks in this series, this was the one that broke me.
the way he breaks character and laughs 😂😂😂
Love the chill villain that would rather joke and gas light you, instead of making a dumb monologue.
Protaganist: "You don't get to make me the bad guy!"
Spoken like a typical protaganist smh
Protagonist: "Hey Scumbags!"
Green Alien: "Dushireah!"
Blue Alien: "Dugaligitoo!"
Sorry, I dont speak...uhhh...that.
Rosetta stone got a translation for that?
RAKANISHU! is my go to for gibberish shouting. diablo 2 rotted my brains, i swear.
@@JamesMichaelDoyle Little (mostly)red bastards are seared into my mind too. It's also the word I spout out at random as well. Hyped for the remaster!
@@JamesMichaelDoyle Oh god you just flashed me back like 15 years into the past
it's somehow funnier when they break character and start laughing lol
The picture on the wall in the back is the most underrated part of this video.
How can Joel play two characters and still seem like he's improvising back and forth
Playing two characters and improvising is tight!
@@russellharrell2747 YEAH YOU GOT IT MAN
@@russellharrell2747 Really? You didn't even go for "super easy, barely an inconvenience"?
Sure, that might as well happen.
damn, he looks good in a bikini
Editing.
i'd be down for an animated action movie using joel's style
The closest thing I can think of is the movie American Pop
Or maybe Scanner Darkly
@Chill man Why did you link to a Muslim prayer video or summat? It's unrelated to anything here
the rpg series
I would watch paint dry if joel does it in this style
"She? That..right there? That's your mom?"
"Dude, this is my mom."
"I'm UH MAWTHUUURRR."
"She's a mother. She raised me."
I love how the backgrounds are getting more and more detailed we really appreciate the effort you put in these videos. Thank you Joel.
I love how you can't predict how these videos are gonna unfold. The writing on them is so good
Yeah I didn't see that coming at all!
So true.
A lot of this isn’t written. Just friends saying what they think is funny
Never knew there was so many women praying on the beach in the summer time.
@@vih6650 Praise the Sun!
They're doing a ceremony.
I love how Deuce’s mom just gets up and starts praying in the middle of the argument.
"you don't get to make me the bad guy" this quote will represent our generation
"Your crime days are over."
"Alright, but tomorrow, okay?"
Tomorrow is the start of a new crime day
The reload for the "spacegun" was awesome, perfect balance between cocking a shotgun and changing a bulb.
I like how the portrait of him in the background has an eye patch but he doesn't
That's his dad. His dad!
I wonder if she makes house calls, I need to pray for my past, present, and future
what a time to release something about a weird mother child relationship
Aw man I know what you're talkin about
I wish I didn't but I know
I wish I didn't know what u were talking about. Knowledge is a curse 💀
@@hguiohoiasdsad120 I'm curious also...
lol people were talking about it the other day in a group chat I’m in and I was out of the loop so I googled it. Really regret that!
Oh no…
*OH NO*
I love how the mom is just casually roasting this man in the most comfortable position of all time
It took me about 5 watches before I noticed the mother winks when the son says "She burns down."
Very well placed, Joel!
The best part is always when they break character and laugh at their own silliness. I LOVE it.
The character breaks make everything funnier 😂 really sold the end there.
That little laugh at the end from the red guy really makes this complete.
The way dude loses it and breaks at the end is amazing, lmao.
This is my most viewed joel video. I cant stop fucking watching it.
Funny thing is, this would probably happen if we met aliens.
AGREED
Yeah...
Can you imagine it being the other way around though?
Aliens: What do you mean that wearing your hat backwards doesn't imply that you want to be anally probed? That's what it means literally everywhere else in the galaxy!
Hooman: No, dude! It's just our traditional garb for letting babes know what Chads we are.
Aliens: Okay... so it really just signals that you're a giant douche that _deserves_ to be probed. We can work with that. (Picks up the BIG probe)
plot twist: they're actually messing with him
Him cracking up at the end just totally sent me.
"Like, why not man, she´s chill she burns down." Is my favorite line xD
I can’t wait until these characters show up in a completely different sketch
Aaaand this is why you shoot first and ask questions later
But this way he learned so much
The character breaks are the best parts