Batman but he doesn't show up
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- Опубликовано: 29 мар 2021
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Pallet moving is one of the largest crimes that exist in Gotham City.
*pallets are made out of weeds*
Penguin is good like that. Runs a restaurant, good business man, he is a significant employer and pays well.
Those pallets were meant for the orphanage! How are the orphans going to move their stuff around without those pallets? Monsters.
Pallets arent evil....it is how we use them.
they stole them from pallet town of course
"Is this my Joker?"
Me after any slight inconvenience
"Am I gonna get an Oscar?"
got me good
One bad day!
My favorite part is that they aren't even breaking the law, like, they are literally just moving pallets.
@Valkyrie Quinn but they're not weapons or drugs or anything illegal tho unless the wood came from an illegal forest then it would be illegal but they might have bought em so they don't know it's illegal
Underrated comment
Ex-cons.
He'd probably swoop in, they'd charge him, he'd beat them up and ask them where penguin is and what he's moving.
@@pedropedrohan102 pretty sure they are delivering those pallets so they can transport illegal goods later
"Is this my Joker? Am I gonna win an Oscar?!"
That line deserves to win some kind of award.
Like an Oscar?
@@spookhy699 Nah, more something like an Oscar
@@nickkohlmann I don’t know man. An Oscar seems like it would fit better…
maybe some golden statue of a guy i dont know
@@GalacticCoffee2077 No, not an Oscar. Maybe something like an Oscar.
Somewhere, on the other side of the city, a group of charity workers moving pallets of food for the homeless were brutally beaten
underrated
Must have been the penguin, says the batman.
Would have loved to hear you as batman, vaati
now this is some deep lore
Omg it's Vaabi
wow they moved those pallets fast
He's a hardworking dad (:
They're professionals
Are you surprised? They are all white
things go a lot faster without someone beating the snot out of them
Just move the pallets, pallet mover
"Careful fellas, Bat's out tonight" is legitimately such a cool line holy shit
Yeah i could see it being in an Arkham game.
@@spookhy699 probably is
@@joe-moe It is. So is the "AAAAUGH it's the Bat!" scream shortly after.
That’s Sam Morrill right?
IM SAYING ima start saying this at night
I think a movie about a man who believed he was a nameless extra/side character in someone else's film would actually be super interesting. He takes a journey throughout his entire life by experiencing as if he was the main character, meeting people from his whole life for the first time, having goals, etc.
Look up Rosencrantz And Gildenstern Are Dead
Isn't that the movie "Free guy"?
Literally just “free guy”
@@Game_Hero That movie came out after this comment was made, apparently some director was really moved by this Haver skit
@@smarrkidd5538 It's too bad that movie is the same action/romance blend we've been getting for years on end. It adds nothing new except "NPC defeats random MMO player and discovers the world he's actually in". Sounds interesting at first, but quickly becomes one stale piece of cinema.
when an unintentional character meets an immovable plot line
Best comment
immovable
@@Frac.Razoer not able to be moved.
Law
(of property) consisting of land, buildings, or other permanent items.
2.
(of a person) not yielding to argument or pressure.
Lmao 🤣 kraig
slow clap
"And if you beat me up now, you're gonna look like one piece of trash! The audience is endeared to me"
THAT IS SUCH A POWER MOVE
okay, nevermind
@@academyjason wdym
edit: okay nevermind
@@TheKing-kd9li its batmans reply after the sentence in the main comment
@The King watch the video 🤦🏻♂️
@@TheKing-kd9li *running sounds*
Batman's idea of striking fear into the hearts of villains seems to be working pretty well if everyone seems to have PTSD from just mentioning Batman.
The guys after moving those pallets:
"Now what?"
"I don't know. I never thought I'd get this far."
"If Batman doesn't stop you on your first night, you get to be named, get to have a story, and get to have a family. It's the best upgrade you'll get."
Unless you're gonna be used as a plot device or a upcoming future villain then your fucked.
This is just Shadow of war
If you’re a named character in Batman’s world you are going to have a bad time very soon!
i love how it just turns into a strange existential crisis
First
@@justachillguy197 ah yes i am stating my arrival as the first to arrive
I feel like existential crisis is Joel’s sweet spot
I do something as well.
Mr flappy sheep, what if you went to Wales
Plot twist: Batman was after more hardcore enemies...
The barrel henchmen..
*Dear God.*
@@wakawoozy7049 I read that in Soilder's voice from tf2 lol.
Literally the first 15 minutes of the Batman
Realistically, this would happen a LOT in Gotham...he's just one guy
True
Ayy Underdawg. Loved your most recent video!
If I'm not mistaken Gotham has a population of more than New York
@@the-engneer i thought Gotham was supposed to be in the state of New York
@Alvi Syahri I hear he keeps losing them.
He hauls pallets, stands around in the rain and then proceeds to get into bed wearing the SAME JACKET! He really is the villain.
Underrated comment
Underrated comment
Give the poor guy a break, until today he didn't even have a name let alone a functioning wardrobe.
I'll be surprised if he doesn't win an oscar for this
No his wife just gets off on it. She calls him a filthy animal and then pretends to be scared and asks him what he's gonna do.
I love the subtle clever comedy bits sprinkled throughout this video. Like when the van rear-ended the one right in front of it carrying the cargo. That simple avoidable mistake was a nice touch to add to their incompetence through creative action
"Who are those"
*swaggiest poses ever seen*
The other criminals when Batman has to deal with Joker
hey it's da boi
Hey, it's the voice man. The man who makes the voices.
Also something about a chubby elf waifu who was a robot.
Hello, voice man.
Oh wow, never expected to see you out in the wild
riddle me this, riddle me that, where the hell is that big black bat?
@@IzzySarru I read that in the guys voice. lol
... but where can we see a photo of Joel wearing the wife outfit before he rotoscoped it?
We need this.
Hey, I know you! Get back to the Start Collecting Battle Reports!
They were really fun....
@@sugarcombfilms3467 He made a community post where he mentioned that a Tyrannid one is done. And asked for a color for the Tyrannid blood.
blood for the blood god?
Join Joel Haver’s Only fans.
I'm just glad the whole pallets storyline was done justice here.
this went from depressing to confusing to kinda wholesome
I love how the bat signal is solid lmao
That was something they introduced in the Nolan movies, just felt it was more realisitic that way
@@justabro4921 omg epic fail
@@rickarderlandsson5906 “edited”
@@luckydal2059 what does that mean
@@rickarderlandsson5906 The commenter edited his comment so it’s no longer “bar” now it’s “bat”
you’re too late, batman. you cant unsubscribe to Joel, he’s the main character now. the audience is endeared to him
it's drumseeh!
Still waiting to see you and Moxi put out an animation in this style. Get too work Drumsy.
Why can i hear your voice when i read the comment?
Hello Mr. Reporter
If you unsubscribe now, you'll look like one piece of...trash
Basically what happens in The Batman.
the thing that makes these videos so much better is that the people in these videos are not panicking or screaming exaggeratedly, they're just really confused and anxious.
they are literally just moving pallets
Yes, drug pallets.
Their drug pallets
@@BaldTorment Bit late to the party guy. Stop trying to steal my thunder.
@@Madmax45247 I commented on the same day Imao what do you consider early
@@BaldTorment Um excuse me? Your comment was posted 4 hours later than mine. Therefore you're too late. Please delete your comment or you will be hearing from my lawyers.
me gliding around arkham knight and hearing all the voice channels and ignoring them.
gliding > protecting gotham
But I immediately glide down and kick the ass of anybody who insults me.
Lol accurate
@@rockythesnailracechampion7144 "it's the baaat!"
_"I must choose my targets carefully... Gotham's a big city. I can't be everywhere..."_
I like how Batman would’ve looked like a piece of shit anyways if he beat them up while they were transporting basic wooden pallets
Imagine Batman shows up to your house, proceeds to beat the ever loving snot out of you, and then just goes "Oops wrong address, sorry" and then just leaves
Basically someones worse and best night haha
You mean Batman is a DEA agent?
Happened in a comic where we got a bad lead
basically the The Boys
He better at least autograph my neck brace.
"the audience is endeared to me"
indeed, we are. He has a wife and kids, Batman you cant beat up a man with a wife and kids.
Sure he can. Someone needs to train the next generation of Batman.
No, you just can't beat up a man that you KNOW has a wife and kids. it's Schrödinger's goon, he's fine to beat up before his character becomes developed enough to find out.
i mean thats one of the reasons batman doesn't kill because he doesn't want those kids to grow up without a father or that mother to be alone
He has more Plot Power than The Joker now
Bet his wife's name is Martha
I like how he's never gone to bed before so he just wears his regular clothes
I love how the Penguin desperately needs a shipment of pallets. 😂
This feels like it’s in the same universe as the RPG, and these are the NPCs who are playing without the human player.
When you leave the game running when you go out shopping
maybe the rpgs take place in gotham during medieval times
The AFK Knight series.
I am starting to think we watch similar things.
you should voice-act for Joel Haver, your voice would be great for this kinda stuff
"Why didn't batman show up?" "Dude, these are OUR pallets. Cobblepot owns the company, he just needs them elsewhere. Not every job we get is a crime...."
The crime here is loading the goods under the rain, what are they thinking?
@@gotenksta It's always raining in Gotham.
Trucks didn't have license plates. Crime.
@@gotenksta imagine OSHA employee dressed in superhero costume enforcing OSHA rules by beating the crap out of offenders.
WHERE ARE THEYYY?
WHERE ARE YOUR LEGALLY MANDATED EYE-WASH STATIONS AND CHEM-SHOWERS?!
The opening of the newest batman movie reminded me of this. Literally every gazing into dark shadows had me thinking "that isn't the batman. Its just a stack of boxes" 😂
When an antagonistic extra didn't think he would make it this far
Ah yes, my favorite characters
Goons who don't get hospitalized and get to go home to their families
Yeah, just some poor guy who can't find a job. Ends up doing some sketchy work for a guy who kinda looks like a penguin. All of a sudden WHAM POW, batarang to the face, now not only can he not feed his family, he's feeding himself through a tube.
@@AfferbeckBeats Yeah...true but you're forgetting vengeance and the night.
I was 100% expecting the lights to turn back on with Batman as his wife.
Great B-roll ending idea!
I was legit expecting the video to deliver what the title promised, and for him to just go to sleep with his wife with no show from Batman in any form. But honestly my expectations were closer.
He's not used to making it this far into the show and all this character development. This guy is a genius lool
This is basically what the opening scene of The Batman was about. He doesn't need to show up; just the fact that he exists is enough to terrify crooks.
"It's a big city. I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am."
Is the helicopter implying that the Bat Signal is actually made out of solid metal?
I don't think helicopters can imply but I don't know enough about helicopters to confidently dispute it.
I think the bat signal is implying the helicopter is made out of light
I think the light is implying the bat signal is made out of helicopter... No wait
I think Joel is implying that he was influenced by Terry Gilliam.
The bat signal is made out of solid bat.
The paranoia he gives is stronger than any scarecrow fear toxin
Funny you should mention, cuz the ending of Arkham Knight touches upon that.
@@spookhy699 Never saw that. I got too tired of dealing with those lame Batmobile missions.
@@spookhy699 its debatable about who it is though, as it could be argued Batman left and Azrael was taking his place like in the comics. Or, that batman faked his death and is using the toxin to make criminals think hes back from the dead
"We never really had names before." - every Batman thug ever.
Matt Reeves watched this and made it the first ten minutes of the new Batman movie
“The audience is endeared to me” is probably the greatest line that sums up how to stop good guys
Well , okay.
Nevermind
"Endeared" works the other way around. You hold someone dear, they are endeared to you.
So if the audience is endeared to him, that means he holds the audience dear.
That's why when someone does something that makes you like them, they are doing something endearing.
@@Ozymandias2x you actually have it backwards. You hold someone dear, they are dear to you.
Flora's spirit and character endeared her to everyone who met her.
@@noiseisgold3n42 What you said is correct, but I don't see where it contradicts what I said? You just described the other side of it.
batman forgot to kiss goodnight
indeed
*muah*
Kiss the homies
no that's gay :)
@@thecoolyoyo5353 .-.
I love how he’s aware about the movie “joker” and that it won an Oscar despite the fact he lives within the DC comics universe
Literally the beginning of The Batman.
I love that the word pallets just means pallets. Not pallets of cash, drugs or gold, but just empty wooden pallets.
In this universe The Penguin is sending them to an evil wood shop where his goons turn them into furniture and shit to sell on social media to basic people.
It eventually has an evil twist, I guess.
@@ajragle evil etsy
They're reclaiming the wood for a community garden that penguin is using as a tax write off
These henchmen are the ones that send the pallets to the places that THEN use them for EVIL. Someone’s gotta do it in this self-perpetuating cycle of crime and poverty. They’re at least safe in their low positions in the shipments, the middle ones are usually designated as the “cannon-fodder” positions.
The “bat shivers” they have are debilitating, the poor souls
The Penguin wasn’t very clear in his instructions.
"okay... Never mind" pretty much a understandable have a nice day moment.
XD
Batman: *appears in guyd housd* have have come to beat you up
Guy: I am in my house with my wife and kids and yoir late anyways
Batman: ok understansable have a nice night *leaves*
He realized the protagonist was crazy when he talked about an audience
starcat
night
'Rendezvous' is my favorite villan summer getaway. Every year I love stacking pallets with the boys
1:50 the smile on his face really gets to me. It's like, he suddenly realizes his life isn't some pile of trash.
''The audience is endeared to me'' almost killed me man
That just means the author's going to kill him either during the climax or at the start of the new season, just to establish the latest villain as the "Bad Guy."
Same. He really came to terms with being an actual person instead of a faceless goon - although still wearing the same clothes going to bed was a great touch too. :D
@@TheRenofox yeah I was happy the goon accomplished his mission
Knowing he's more than just a faceless mook practically established that lOL
Now I'm desperately craving a series of Joel Haver shorts satirising the Batman universe.
Why stop there? :D
Joel has a very bright future ahead of him.
That's a great idea
Maybe ralfie will become batman
This is giving me Arkham Knight vibes with how the dudes casually talk about the bat
This aged well
i really like that owl a lot
Who?
who-who?
That your cousin?
If so, tell 'em I said hi.
You would.
Yes
Fun fact: Owls are berds
I like how he goes to bed wearing his thuggin clothes, never anticipating a life after the palletes
you look for the sauce but you get lost in the sauce too
thuggin clothes lol
@Jacob Smith no one cared who I was until I picked up a pallet
I like how this sort of predicted The Batman's opening scene.
this is also what happens when your too lazy to fight criminals in spider-man
“careful fellas, bats is out tonight” is my new “see ya drive safe”
Permission to use this?
@@astealthyfellow4795 why not
Haha me too please
Me too? Haha we’re all gon hava good time hearing this.
@@crystocious6715 all urs
It's heartbreaking that Batman beating him up has caused short term amnesia making him forget about his wife and kids each night
That's canon
"So... we've made it to the rendezvous... what do you want us to do now?"
"I don't know, we've never made it this far before. I don't have anything planned."
I just saw the Batman and lemme say, this shit is ON POINT
Basically the beginning of the movie.
He goes to sleep in his jacket so you can tell he's the same character.
This is perfect.
Why is nobody talking about his kids? Their sudden second long appearance caught me off guard and the fact that he just instantly accepts that he now has a wife and kids really got to me. I also love how silent and unmoving they are. It's incredible.
These henchmen sprang into existence during the first scene. They were expecting to be severely beaten by Batman and then their roles in the film would be over and they would cease to exist. But, since Batman got the wrong address, the film kept following the henchman, so his wife and kids popped into existence to make him the main character now because Batman was late.
Children should be seen and not heard.
@@rorybaird7920 cringe
Also the wife looks exactly like Joel when he is wearing a wig :D
@@yaktojason nah he's right man. That's why everything is fucked up now.
The Moment the extra realize he ain't gonna be beaten in the next 5 seconds and start to question his own existence because he was never meant to keep existing after those 5 seconds
It's amazing to see "low quality" effects bring something more to videos instead of dragging them down. Arguably takes more skill than producing "high quality" stuff, not that I'd be surprised if Haver could create something "high quality".
He was busy collecting Riddler trophies, I'm sure we all can understand.
this video popped up right as I'm replaying the arkham games. so surreal.
Sweats gotta sweat
@@BradTheDead I'm never gonna be able to see the true ending to Knight with how dense it is with riddler trophies.
@@gemstonegynoid7475 not worth it, spent hours getting them all
@@gemstonegynoid7475 it's insane how many there were and you need all of them
When you’re so used to being foiled by Batman that you literally don’t know how to proceed with your crime dealings
It doesn't sound like they even really know what crime is any more, unless those pallets were made out of illegal rain forest wood or something.
Wait what lol
Yeah, you go from jumping at every shadow that looks like Batman... to moving pallets without a hitch for once!
The animation in these videos hits the perfect spot of the uncanny valley or something like that. They're a trip.
I just happened to stumble upon this channel and these are gold! I think the artifacts and vintage look to these just enhance their charm.
Batman *IS* the hero we need right now...
Like, *RIGHT NOW.* Where the heck are you, Bats?!
Hey, that looks Indigo to me!
Is that Indigo??..
Yeah, I think it's Indigo.
Bats keep eating my damn mangos
@@SefiricAcid contagion reference?
He got the wrong address.
I like to imagine they were literally taking just some wooden pallets that were gonna be thrown out anyways
The perfect crime!
It is a most heinous crime in Joelverse
Here in denmark, wooden pallets sell for a lot of money.
@@SilverishKitten makes the lore even better lol
...to make farmhouse-style decor for mafia wives that watch too many DIY shows.
I feel like the henchmen almost wished Batman would come just so they didn't have to move all those pallets.
I’m quarantined in fort Benning right now due to possible exposure to COVID. I hate that I got pulled from training but ur videos are a light in my current darkness. Thanks bro.
"Why wouldn't he show?"
"Hopefully, because he's busy"
Batman: _recalculating google maps route_
The true villain was humanities reliance on Google Maps all along 😱
Batman: What do you mean go left in 100 feet I'd drive into a building!
I imagine, like a lot of big cities, Google maps is a bit wacky in some places. You take the wrong turn or the address points you down the street instead of at the actual place you routed to. Batman knows uptown and downtown but it's in the middle where he gets all confused and he always misses his exits cause people won't let him over.
I don’t think the dark knight cares about a bunch of pallets missing
@@breadtoasted2269 its a slippery slope
First, its pallets and then theyre the biggest drug kingpins in the city with a side of sex trafficking
The realization that you went from an unnamed extra playing henchman #1 to now a 3 dimensional main character named Bruiser with a wife and 2 kids. 😨
That's actually Stinger! But yeah, I love the progression as he slowly realizes he has more screen time, then a name, and then actual relationships... xD
@@Semudara based on the jacket and lack of hat it's the guy who gave bruiser and stinger their names.
But is that really a progression that you WANT to have?
Crazy how i just watched this EXACT scenario in theatres recently
This could be a universe where villains do lots of vaguely suspicious but legal things to bait Batman
They don’t own pyjamas because it’s their first time sleeping peacefully 😭
This just got so much sadder🥺😂
This dude’s writing is insane 😂
He was so prepared to get beaten up by Batman that night that he left his life behind and conformed to the life of a generic movie grunt.
I not a bad bet considering what would normally happen 😂
Don't worry, Harley gave him cancer the next day.
90% of being Batman is scaring people into thinking it's YOU standing in the corner but really it's just a menacing pile of clothes. Scaring them FOR JUSTICE.
The blue outline around everything is just like when you look at something for too long then look away
Love how the guy could find his way home but not recognize his wife and kids, like
"Look, I didn't expect to get this far through the day without being like.. you know, beaten to a coma without even being shown any humanizing parts like having a family..."
he actually woke up in the scene, no memory of previous events
He didn't find his way home, they just cut to it. It's like being in a movie is just a normal part of this world and everyone's in on it haha
He didn't expect to get this far 🤣
@@AscendantStoic just like me in an attempt at a relationship :')
I like to think he took a cab home and told the driver an address without even knowing why he'd said it.
Nolan ain't got nothing on Joel. Also congrats on the 1 Million man, you absolutely rock
Whos Nolan
@@GuitarSlayer136 who's Erik?
@@theobserver200 Who are any of us, really?
@@Crunchatize_Me_Senpai Who's Really?
Erik is wildly vulgar and too political to ever have a large, sustainable audience
It's hilarious how the truck rear ended the other because they didn't care much at that point
Bro he should have a short about the wrong address that Batman went to!!!
"No one cared who I was until -I put on the mask- Batman didn't show up."
Source?
Batman should set up statues of himself across the city just to scare criminals. Just like those fake owls...
It won't be statues. More like an OG Signal.
You mean, kind of like...
a Scarecrow?
...I'll see myself out.
@@psychicsidekick4198 [Verse 1]
Love is a burning thing
And it makes a fiery ring
Bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire
[Chorus]
I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down
And the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire
The ring of fire
I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down
And the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire
The ring of fire
[Verse 2]
The taste of love is sweet
When hearts like ours meet
I fell for you like a child
Oh, but the fire went wild
[Chorus]
I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down
And the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire
The ring of fire
I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down
And the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire
The ring of fire
[Outro]
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire
The ring of fire
The ring of fire
The ring of fire
The ring of fire
The ring...
Scarebats.
@@psychicsidekick4198 please stay
"The audience is endeared to me." XD This one cracks me up every time.
he went to sleep in his villian clothes and didnt change into pj’s
I love that they are literally just moving pallets, like they're doing nothing wrong.
I assume it's what's on the pallets. Are they just shifting empty pallets around for no reason?
In the Video it's just empty pallets
Moving pallets without a pallet-moving license is against the law in Gotham City
The real crime is the friends they made along the way.
Dunno about US pallets, but EUR ones...A stack of 20 pallets , 10 moneys per pallet... maybe 6 stacks... decent enough profit if you "aquire" them instead of buying. But youse gon havtae pay to the mooks.
Is it really profit? Just blow up the contenders and rivals. Easier to get dat semtex :D
"If you beat me up now, you're gonna look like one piece of trash. The audience is endeared to me."
I feel like this savvy operator might be a problem for Batman down the line.
15 seasons later, and multiple business promotions. He is now the most time-efficient manager working for the Panguin.
None of his men are late.
(continue to the story in the comments :D)
@@ttv_mrjack6749 they stopped doing crime and they just move pallets from place to place. Penguin is reformed and does legal business about crates and pallets maybe idk
@@CallMeMimi27 I like the idea that they move pallets, boxes, and crates to be busted up in car chases now; just sorta adjacent to crime but definitely not doing anything actually criminal anymore
Too bad it's grammatically the wrong way round. I'm sure he means "I've endeared myself to the audience" but he's said the opposite.
@@Pink_Noodle Laters it turn out they fight crime by making it inconvenient and annoying to do, you want to sell drugs - too bad, there's someone nearby. Your shipment of weapons come in? Too bad, the dock looks already full. Full of empty crates and boxes.
I love these videos, they just started popping up in my recommended and I’m so glad they did.