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  • @jpjude68
    @jpjude68 3 года назад +2593

    if the alien was telling its best joke to break the ice, i can't even begin to imagine his disappointment

    • @lukesheridan301
      @lukesheridan301 3 года назад +43

      That would be the perfect icebreaker

    • @VentureBot1
      @VentureBot1 3 года назад +4

      🤣

    • @Oscaragious
      @Oscaragious 3 года назад +25

      The second hand embarrassment for the alien was killing me.

    • @haylinicole7358
      @haylinicole7358 3 года назад +20

      And you just KNOW the joke doesn't work in English.

    • @jpjude68
      @jpjude68 3 года назад +7

      @@haylinicole7358 oh absolutely.. that would be the worst

  • @millerkavanagh7915
    @millerkavanagh7915 3 года назад +9344

    When he said "Caca Boska" I really felt that.

    • @ArtificialFertilizer
      @ArtificialFertilizer 3 года назад +559

      In Polish it can be understood as "godly poop".

    • @carbonatedboard2233
      @carbonatedboard2233 3 года назад +237

      Damn, when he said "mole mole mole ba" i almost cried, so sad

    • @arturillosmeriglia8029
      @arturillosmeriglia8029 3 года назад +191

      @@ArtificialFertilizer In italian its something like "forest poop"

    • @kahvinen8750
      @kahvinen8750 3 года назад +164

      sounds like poop bush in finnish

    • @nolansimard27
      @nolansimard27 3 года назад +21

      I literally read this as it was being said and it was orgasmic

  • @ultimatebro5719
    @ultimatebro5719 3 года назад +3641

    The [speaking alien language] part reminds me of how I thought in skyrim in the dragonborn expansion that people in morrowind speak an "ancient language" that oddly sounds familiar until somebody said "Merci" and then I realized that I downloaded the French version of the expansion somehow

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience 2 года назад +136

      That is just great.

    • @ultimatebro5719
      @ultimatebro5719 2 года назад +107

      @Bad_Script it is. Funnily enough I also played dawnguard in Spanish lmao

    • @LootFragg
      @LootFragg 2 года назад +89

      _D'Eauvaquine!_

    • @IsaacClodfelter
      @IsaacClodfelter 2 года назад +129

      The truly alien language of France.

    • @alexford8618
      @alexford8618 2 года назад +121

      “Wow, they even have their own language. This sure sounds familiar…”
      “Oui”
      Oh the French strike again.

  • @VBandit47
    @VBandit47 3 года назад +2525

    "I know a little bit of French, like from high school... Like a liiiiitle bit"
    Damn is this relatable

    • @TinyDeskEngineer
      @TinyDeskEngineer 2 года назад +29

      The only French I learnt that I remember are a few easy to remember words.
      And of course there's the words that are spelled _completely identical to english_

    • @TheNodontdoit
      @TheNodontdoit 2 года назад +19

      The protagonist is from Ontario

    • @agentjohn4313
      @agentjohn4313 2 года назад +14

      That's me with spanish cause I'm actually french lol

    • @VBandit47
      @VBandit47 2 года назад +7

      @@agentjohn4313 Wow what a twist, lol

    • @torti3723
      @torti3723 2 года назад +5

      @David Assébof well you gonna now "mon pain dans t'a gueule" but i dont speak about bread it is an expression

  • @5MadMovieMakers
    @5MadMovieMakers 3 года назад +15601

    It was an artistic choice by the director for you to be confused and search for the remote

  • @torrinmcgill8590
    @torrinmcgill8590 3 года назад +2369

    This is just everybody's pov of watching star wars

    • @samilou
      @samilou 3 года назад +37

      Here we get subtitles for all the alien languages (Sweden).

    • @tyleroats8419
      @tyleroats8419 3 года назад +4

      pov of star watchers watching war ruclips.net/video/HI5W2yZkvV0/видео.html

    • @danieljax-6853
      @danieljax-6853 3 года назад +3

      How dare you!

    • @pyrodontcutoffsoldiershand2746
      @pyrodontcutoffsoldiershand2746 3 года назад +3

      no

    • @w_ldan
      @w_ldan 3 года назад +1

      @@tyleroats8419 damn he got the Shugh mha

  • @devourerofbigmacs7858
    @devourerofbigmacs7858 3 года назад +3755

    1:45 How his voice comes in and is unexpectedly soft compared to his look.... that's just fucking comedy gold. Really caught me off guard there

  • @Branchxfitness
    @Branchxfitness Год назад +93

    I choked laughing when the alien started speaking French LMAO

  • @SquinkyThreepwood
    @SquinkyThreepwood 3 года назад +12709

    I loved how through the whole conversation the guy is pulling expressions like he understands what's being said.

    • @cloudsombrero
      @cloudsombrero 3 года назад +222

      shiiit i would too

    • @count_dcinamon
      @count_dcinamon 3 года назад +286

      honestly thats just me sometimes pretending to understand what someone is talking about, just to not disrupt the flow of convo

    • @Chraan
      @Chraan 2 года назад +78

      People making fun of Trump because he nods while the translator wasn't active, but it's the most human reaction.

    • @rkallday2841
      @rkallday2841 2 года назад +17

      He was so serious lmao

    • @yellowcrow7414
      @yellowcrow7414 2 года назад +23

      @@Chraan Better than Biden who would probably forget to turn the translator on... and what's country he's currently representing.
      "I'm at this summit... to represent the people... of Albania"
      *Aide whispers in his ear*
      *Clears throat* America. I'm representing America.
      Albania is a... state in America.

  • @Redeulous
    @Redeulous 3 года назад +3497

    That alien probably feels pretty useless after realizing he’s been talking for three minutes to a guy who had no idea what he was saying.

    • @blueheartorangeheart3768
      @blueheartorangeheart3768 3 года назад +82

      Or maybe in his alien culture that is the highest compliment. The world will never know.

    • @yeetwchybaban
      @yeetwchybaban 3 года назад +5

      @@blueheartorangeheart3768 lol

    • @jjanor7745
      @jjanor7745 3 года назад +89

      yeah the human was even nodding and doing all the necessary "I understand" body language, makes the whole thing even funnier

    • @rageraptor7127
      @rageraptor7127 3 года назад +13

      @@jjanor7745 lmao I be doin that with my Eastern European co worker all the time and he’s just sitting there looking at me like. Tf. Are you smiling about you don’t even know what I just said. I I’m just sitting like. “Yes” 😁

    • @doubtful_seer
      @doubtful_seer 3 года назад +5

      @@rageraptor7127 me when I went to a school where I didn’t speak the language and they wouldn’t let me have a translator. lololol

  • @XanceMRevola
    @XanceMRevola Год назад +200

    This sketch feels WAY longer than two and a half minutes, so you've perfectly captured the captionless dialogue feeling

    • @RaTcHeT302
      @RaTcHeT302 3 месяца назад +1

      I SWEAR THIS VIDEO FELT 3 MINUTES LONG

  • @mitchspurlock3626
    @mitchspurlock3626 3 года назад +73

    Russian lady in Florida working at a surf shop let me go for 30 seconds, took her ear buds out, nodded and everything, then just plainly says, I don't speak English. Lol this hit close to home.

  • @beowulf1658
    @beowulf1658 3 года назад +4807

    Alien: *Complete Gibberish*
    Main Character: So you want me to ‘repeats everything they just said but in English’, am I right?
    What if people did that with normal conversations?
    “Help me please! My house is on fire!”
    “You want me to help you because your house is on fire, am I correct?”
    “That’s what I said...”

    • @AuntBibby
      @AuntBibby 3 года назад +283

      ..... “You want me to rescue the princess!?!” ..... “wHATTAYA MEAn she’s trapped on the spaceship?!?!” ..... “i am NOT repeating your words back to you!!!!”

    • @paul_warner
      @paul_warner 3 года назад +159

      Whenever there's a character like Groot or a dog that speaks gibberish, nonsense, or some other uncaptioned noise only understood by one other character, that character will always reply to them by restating in English whatever they just said for the audience's benefit, no matter how unnecessary it is from their perspective and no matter how immersion-breaking it is.

    • @_mossy_8520
      @_mossy_8520 3 года назад +11

      Best way to add exposition

    • @williamking6787
      @williamking6787 3 года назад +65

      @@paul_warner Half the time with Groot Rocket just replies but based on his reply you can guess what he said same with Chewbacca and Han Solo

    • @MarketResearchReading114
      @MarketResearchReading114 3 года назад +11

      @@paul_warner Whatever Paul Warner meant by his guttural death scream he meant no disrespect Madame President. In fact, I would take it as a compliment. (The obvious no they said something offensive but I gotta get what I want)

  • @SP-qi8ur
    @SP-qi8ur 3 года назад +586

    The way he casually says "Je parles francais" after a straight minute of aggressive [speaking alien]

    • @lordgaledron6969
      @lordgaledron6969 3 года назад +8

      Too good😂

    • @devinthorn8182
      @devinthorn8182 3 года назад +33

      Lol that was the best part, was pretty unexpected. And the follow up “I was really hoping for the English”

    • @thequeertelope7941
      @thequeertelope7941 3 года назад +4

      parle* and ikr

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom 3 года назад +4

      And the inevitable "I was REALLY hoping for English" from the other guy.

    • @RitualStench
      @RitualStench 3 года назад

      I would’ve smacked him XD like smh what a smartass LMAO

  • @ashamansedai
    @ashamansedai 3 года назад +68

    The protagonist has that face you pull when you didn't understand a single word, but felt awkward about interrupting so you just nod along

    • @gilbert8162
      @gilbert8162 Год назад

      Thats my face when someone comes up to me who remembers me and yet I can't remember them or their name.

  • @agiar2000
    @agiar2000 3 года назад +890

    "[Speaking Alien]" is understandable, because there might not _be_ any actual translation. However, what I find much worse is when there is a character speaking a real language I don't know, and the subtitles still don't translate it or even write it out, just saying something like "[Speaking French]", or even worse "[Speaking Foreign Language]".

    • @Xeno_Solarus
      @Xeno_Solarus 3 года назад +55

      Maybe you, as the viewer, aren't supposed to understand it. So I wouldn't say that's "bad" or "worse".

    • @ProtoPropski
      @ProtoPropski 2 года назад +175

      What's even worse is when they say [Speaking French] / [Speaking Foreign Language], and you have a friend who knows the language, who says it's just gibberish words not put in any order.
      I mean at least try to add a bit of depth, and give us a chance to understand.

    • @XanceMRevola
      @XanceMRevola 2 года назад +71

      There's a couple instances where knowledge can spoil the movie for you: The Thing has a few lines early on in Finnish that tells you what the first major reveal is, and the first Iron Man movie has Urdu parts that give away the later twist.
      But yeah in most cases it's not that and I agree

    • @eivind-falk
      @eivind-falk 2 года назад +49

      @@XanceMRevola It's Norwegian, not Finnish. And the line is "That's not a dog, it's a Thing." Yeah, a pretty big spoiler if you're Scandinavian. Though, it's kind of interesting watching The Thing knowing the threat the characters are oblivious to. I wonder if spoiling part of the audience was intentional, because they could have just started the movie by the characters finding the dog at the station.

    • @futsurepolaris6304
      @futsurepolaris6304 2 года назад +10

      [NON ENGLISH SPEECH]

  • @OozoTheClown
    @OozoTheClown 3 года назад +2875

    I got like 6 minutes into an episode of the Mandalorian before I realized that the language on Disney Plus had been changed to German. I was just thinking "Boy this alien language sounds a LOT like German, huh?"

    • @SorchaSublime
      @SorchaSublime 3 года назад +56

      Same, except I caught on a bit quicker. First episode with ashoka right?

    • @Cortalpsychmajor
      @Cortalpsychmajor 3 года назад +120

      Fun fact in the original trilogy they did use some foreign languages in place of alien languages, the jawas for example spoke zulu, but fast forwarded at a higher pitch. I believe either polish or russian was used for one of the aliens in the cantina.

    • @graemebooth4007
      @graemebooth4007 3 года назад +15

      Mine keeps switching to German. Every time lately

    • @BernijayHEMA
      @BernijayHEMA 3 года назад +12

      man me and my room mate watched futurama on disney plus yesterday and for some inexplicable reason, it translated all the written stuff in the show to german. so weird.

    • @thetexancrus2036
      @thetexancrus2036 3 года назад +14

      Why is it always German?

  • @kikiretzorg1467
    @kikiretzorg1467 Год назад +13

    I love how polite he is trying to be about the whole situation when he goes “I don’t speak…that……language”

  • @origamionigiri5831
    @origamionigiri5831 2 года назад +47

    Fun fact: I once watched an anime where they would occasionally speak in a fantasy/made up language for brief scenes, but for some reason the translators hadn’t subtitled that part. Watched it again a few years later from a different source and was like, “Wait this was actual dialogue?!”

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 3 года назад +1727

    Subtitles: *[what]*

    • @nataliesantiago7964
      @nataliesantiago7964 3 года назад +11

      Yo its OT

    • @Latiosbuddies
      @Latiosbuddies 3 года назад +2

      checkmark

    • @strangewayfaringstranger
      @strangewayfaringstranger 3 года назад +2

      *Verified account speaking*

    • @kerberospresents2862
      @kerberospresents2862 3 года назад +1

      I thought it was going to do something like that too--some short translation for his epic alien speech that was just delayed until he was closer to the end of his lines.

    • @AnEmu404
      @AnEmu404 3 года назад

      Ot!!!!!!! Dude you’re cool

  • @Silver_Sonic_23
    @Silver_Sonic_23 3 года назад +1388

    It’s always funny when they break character for the last second.

    • @HazySkies
      @HazySkies 3 года назад +18

      I know right? xD
      So glad they left that in there.

    • @_mossy_8520
      @_mossy_8520 3 года назад +4

      Ikr

    • @Tofu_Town
      @Tofu_Town 3 года назад +4

      About to type the same thing. Need more of those.

  • @KnellMortem
    @KnellMortem 2 года назад +43

    Alien: “Malaka...”
    Me, who has over 200 hours in Assassin’s Creed Odyssey: Oh no.

  • @Mothyone
    @Mothyone Год назад +6

    I got so excited when he started on about how beautiful the language was, truly hilarious really I feel like that was a form of art. I'm a life long fan at this point..

  • @jasonwrites9186
    @jasonwrites9186 3 года назад +5117

    I once mistakenly watched half of a foreign film with subtitles turned off thinking it was creative decision by the filmmakers. This is a true confession to the room.

    • @jlco
      @jlco 3 года назад +272

      That is something that a filmmaker would do as an artistic choice, though.

    • @wafflefalafel9442
      @wafflefalafel9442 3 года назад +760

      There's an anime about a deaf girl and I watched the first 30 minutes of it thinking that it was purposefully noiseless so you can really feel what the deaf girl was feeling--turns out I'm just an idiot who had my pc muted and didn't know :')

    • @gristlyknave831
      @gristlyknave831 3 года назад +235

      @@wafflefalafel9442
      there is a video game called "The Quit Man" where the main character is deaf and the developers thought I was a good idea to basically have the game muted and there are no subtitles. They even created a soundtrack for the game unfortunately you can't hear it. After you beat the game you unlock sound so if you wanted to play through the game again (which isn't very good) so you can understand what's going on and hear the dialogue you can but it's not worth it but it is better than no sound.

    • @danrazART
      @danrazART 3 года назад +13

      Let me guess, Christopher Nolan?

    • @TrueMakaveli50
      @TrueMakaveli50 3 года назад +32

      @@wafflefalafel9442 did you like it? :) A Silent Voice was a hard watch lol

  • @-umph
    @-umph 3 года назад +821

    He was literally just saying "speaking alien", but in his species' language it takes a long time to talk. In the book this scene has way more cultural context.

    • @peterstangl8295
      @peterstangl8295 3 года назад +10

      is he speaking entish?

    • @Triumvirately
      @Triumvirately 3 года назад +7

      @@peterstangl8295 nah, Zarfal

    • @thetexancrus2036
      @thetexancrus2036 3 года назад +6

      @@Triumvirately Oh I thought it was Yvnger

    • @majorborngusfluunduch8694
      @majorborngusfluunduch8694 3 года назад +13

      @@thetexancrus2036 How could you possibly think that was Yvnger? That was clearly Zarfal. And that other guy who thought it was Entish? That butthead has clearly never been outside his solar system. He thinks everybody speaks that awful noise.

    • @rexjolles
      @rexjolles 3 года назад +7

      @@majorborngusfluunduch8694 now now, how do we not know It wasn't the Eslwon variant? The words are similar but the pronunciation is all the different

  • @MassAmorphous
    @MassAmorphous 2 года назад +27

    When the alien tried to engage him in French I laughed so loudly. 😂😂😂

  • @rabbyd542
    @rabbyd542 2 года назад +2

    I don't know how either of those guys could engage in that "alien conversation" without bursting out laughing.

  • @rootvalue
    @rootvalue 3 года назад +14192

    The fact that the auto-generated captions don’t give him captions makes this even better

    • @tangibleandroid285
      @tangibleandroid285 3 года назад +340

      It was the true punchline.

    • @jazcena
      @jazcena 3 года назад +80

      @@KINGJERMARCUS ok

    • @Jay-nv7ho
      @Jay-nv7ho 3 года назад +48

      @@KINGJERMARCUS don’t care

    • @imdaddyp
      @imdaddyp 3 года назад +1

      😂

    • @TrilosonicResolutions
      @TrilosonicResolutions 3 года назад +14

      @@KINGJERMARCUS Your shit is garbage it's total tonal dissonance stop trying to match hip hop with old anime aesthetic

  • @MitchBavonos
    @MitchBavonos 3 года назад +1751

    0:23 "Tuokaa mulle kalaa" - The alien speaks fluent Finnish, he's just is hungry for some fish

    • @DrVezl
      @DrVezl 3 года назад +140

      0:05 "Kakkaa puskaa" also

    • @RedHair651
      @RedHair651 3 года назад +11

      :DDDD

    • @nuppusaurus3830
      @nuppusaurus3830 3 года назад +104

      The speech sounds so Finnish lol. So pretty much alien.

    • @Terrtail
      @Terrtail 3 года назад +77

      Are you saying that finnish people have been talking alien this whole time?! The more you know

    • @SaGeOwL4891
      @SaGeOwL4891 3 года назад +13

      Illuminati confirmed

  • @korsunk2
    @korsunk2 2 года назад +14

    on "je parle français" i literally laughed my ass off. Hoped there would be a short scene after the titles where the alien guy says one of his phrases with the same intonations but in French

  • @keioboy7610
    @keioboy7610 2 года назад +4

    This is amazing. I love that it really does look like a movie scene. You nailed the cinematography and sound.

  • @gloomsi
    @gloomsi 3 года назад +692

    The alien choosing to speak french gave me flashbacks to all the skills I lied about on my resume

    • @The8bitbeard
      @The8bitbeard 3 года назад +34

      My resume basically says that I'm proficient in anything in which I can use Google to eventually muddle my way through. Fake it till you make it.

    • @surrealdynamics4077
      @surrealdynamics4077 3 года назад +2

      @@The8bitbeard Well, I'm basing my higher education on Google because of lack of good explanations from certain teachers. Mostly on subjects with formulas and tabbed info

    • @Doomlordof
      @Doomlordof 3 года назад +2

      Beeing able to use exel

    • @dirkmaes3786
      @dirkmaes3786 3 года назад +1

      Languages are not something to fuck around with on your resume. Bilingual candidates can be so sought after that recruiters will further inflate the lie.

    • @gloomsi
      @gloomsi 3 года назад +1

      @@dirkmaes3786 i wasnt talking about languages lol

  • @TheTalentlessWriter
    @TheTalentlessWriter 3 года назад +20804

    Well the alien did say “Malaka” at one point and he does kind of look like my uncle so I think he was speaking Greek

    • @forevermarked5826
      @forevermarked5826 3 года назад +485

      Yes!!! Haha I picked up on that too. Funny that and couple other Greek words are all I know

    • @fregatopolitis
      @fregatopolitis 3 года назад +343

      I'm Greek and I can confirm

    • @andrew8577
      @andrew8577 3 года назад +659

      @@EnderElohim why do Turkish people dislike Greece so much lol

    • @milee105
      @milee105 3 года назад +348

      @@EnderElohim salty

    • @IlDuceAnzaiChiyomi
      @IlDuceAnzaiChiyomi 3 года назад +201

      @@EnderElohim yo, you ok over there?

  • @dara0013
    @dara0013 3 года назад +1

    I really like the relatable plot, improvisation has its own magic on it's own, great work Joel! thank you!

  • @supperhey
    @supperhey 9 месяцев назад +1

    I'd say he was a good listener yes

  • @baguazhang2
    @baguazhang2 3 года назад +3021

    I met an elderly Korean man when I was hiking solo in the Swiss Alps. He didn't speak a word of English, and I didn't speak a word of Korean. We both spoke the tiniest bit of French though, so we hiked together for the day and communicated with a command of the language on par with that of a toddler.

    • @xyaeiounn
      @xyaeiounn 3 года назад +299

      There is no post-language humanity. Even Duplo Lego level of words can make a day better.

    • @TheWeldfather
      @TheWeldfather 3 года назад +286

      It's crazy how much you can express without words. I was really fucked up one night on vacation and ended up partying with some locals, only one guy spoke a little English, but I didn't understand anyone else at all. Still had a crazy night full of memories and good times.

    • @mildlymarvelous
      @mildlymarvelous 3 года назад +186

      One of the most magical experiences I have ever had was hiking in the Guatemalan rainforest with a guide who didn’t speak a word of English. We got along just fine using Dad’s long-ago high school Spanish and my two months of study at the time, because in the end the only thing that mattered was our shared love of nature.

    • @Sahentry
      @Sahentry 3 года назад +7

      avec moi?

    • @darkstargazer84
      @darkstargazer84 3 года назад +102

      I have a similar experience, and it's surprising that in many cases, toddler level comprehension is all that is truly needed. I'm sure there's a lesson in there somewhere.

  • @williamjackson8782
    @williamjackson8782 3 года назад +679

    Lost it when the “thug” started speaking and he sounded like a sophisticated gentleman.

  • @tikemyson4126
    @tikemyson4126 2 года назад

    This is one of the best skits you made. I am really thankful for you

  • @thegoldenboah3343
    @thegoldenboah3343 Год назад +2

    its always the laughing at the end

  • @saintburnsy2468
    @saintburnsy2468 3 года назад +1018

    It's like that time I was in Germany and the hairdresser talked to me for 30 minutes before realizing I didn't actually understand her

    • @Volgin93
      @Volgin93 3 года назад +11

      Nicht schlimm, kann jedem mal passieren 🤣🤣

    • @saintburnsy2468
      @saintburnsy2468 3 года назад +70

      It's amazing how long people will keep talking if you pretend to understand! Go "hmm" and "uh huh" and nod every once in a while. They just won't stop

    • @WASDLeftClick
      @WASDLeftClick 3 года назад +63

      If you know the word for yes in someone’s language and throw that into the mix of noncommittal grunts and nods and you can leave them feeling like they held a deep dialogue.

    • @Metamere
      @Metamere 3 года назад +4

      @@WASDLeftClick I too have learned to reply to my barber with yes and no, all thanks to my Haver shirt.

    • @remerico
      @remerico 3 года назад +11

      "Hmm.. ja.. ahh.. genau.. achso!"

  • @psychs6720
    @psychs6720 3 года назад +1019

    I immediately turned on closed captions to see if there were subtitles for the alien language

    • @torrinmcgill8590
      @torrinmcgill8590 3 года назад +23

      Imagine not doing that

    • @askpat13
      @askpat13 3 года назад +136

      Now I'm sad it doesn't say "speaking alien" in the actual closed captions

    • @Trabs96
      @Trabs96 3 года назад +20

      Yeah, you can never be too sure.

    • @forkevbot
      @forkevbot 3 года назад +18

      I want verbatim subtitles based on the sounds he is making

    • @kinkkku
      @kinkkku 3 года назад +19

      Sounds like a drunk finnish person.
      "Mulleko, Kakka puska (To me? Poop bush + random drunk gibberish)"
      "Mulleko puhkaa (Sounds like a drunk person saying 'are you talking to me')"
      "kakalla (pooping)"
      "Mulle mulle mulle pahaa (To me, to me, to me, bad/evil)"

  • @ionlyeatlemons9315
    @ionlyeatlemons9315 4 месяца назад +1

    "Killers of the Flower Moon," I'm lookin at you right now

  • @trentdevlaminck9927
    @trentdevlaminck9927 2 года назад +1

    The best parts of all of these is when they just finally crack at the end

  • @gregularguy1708
    @gregularguy1708 3 года назад +473

    When the alien said "Je parle francais" I nearly died of laughter

    • @matari7299
      @matari7299 3 года назад +2

      What does that mean?

    • @oshotz
      @oshotz 3 года назад +28

      @@matari7299 It means “I speak French” lol

    • @phuck8627
      @phuck8627 3 года назад +3

      @@matari7299 "I speak French" I think

    • @ShermanLeungpointofgravity
      @ShermanLeungpointofgravity 3 года назад +6

      Oh my god! Please be careful next time, keep a glass of water near you when watch Joel haver videos! Better be safe and keep a paramedic's number handy too.

    • @matari7299
      @matari7299 3 года назад +8

      I guess french is a universal language for alien now

  • @khaoula9549
    @khaoula9549 3 года назад +694

    JOEL DON'T MISS YOUR CHANCE!!! you must add "SPEAKING ALIEN" to the closed captions

  • @biggiemaggot1379
    @biggiemaggot1379 Год назад +20

    0:06 "kakka puska" literally means poop bush in finnish

  • @blakefrazer5264
    @blakefrazer5264 3 года назад +3

    I love this guy’s art style, so different and cool

  • @Geryf
    @Geryf 3 года назад +5363

    I bursted out laughing when the bad ass protagonist with the scar on his eye started speaking so properly with such mannerisms. Lmaooo

    • @chrisgould101
      @chrisgould101 3 года назад +52

      BuLikka Kakaaa?

    • @RickMyBalls
      @RickMyBalls 2 года назад +13

      You 'bursted'? Really?

    • @Brosylen
      @Brosylen 2 года назад +62

      @@RickMyBalls I'm sure he meant he barst out laughing.

    • @sp0pie928
      @sp0pie928 2 года назад +72

      @@Brosylen he borscht out laughing and spit out all of his borscht

    • @starlit8223
      @starlit8223 Год назад

      @@chrisgould101 Moorla borrka

  • @marinauder
    @marinauder 3 года назад +3616

    -Oh, this alien character is probably not saying anything important
    *Badass protagonist bursts into cry*
    -oh...

    • @RitualStench
      @RitualStench 3 года назад +113

      I’m glad I wasn’t the only one that thought he looked like he was gonna cry

    • @imjustaguy4340
      @imjustaguy4340 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @takoshihitsamaru4675
      @takoshihitsamaru4675 2 года назад +19

      "Bursts into cry" XD

    • @marinauder
      @marinauder 2 года назад +4

      @@takoshihitsamaru4675 hm, maybe you could correct me? I'd be grateful

    • @takoshihitsamaru4675
      @takoshihitsamaru4675 2 года назад +7

      @@marinauder Sorry if I offended you, mate. It's just a very funny phrasing, had me in stitches.

  • @gameking3278
    @gameking3278 2 года назад +2

    This is exactly how I felt while watching outlander for the first time. There’s so many times when people would start rambling in a foreign language but there would never be any subtitles.

  • @Spookylocker2
    @Spookylocker2 3 года назад

    Love your videos thanks for showing us how to make them as well.

  • @adamrowan2618
    @adamrowan2618 3 года назад +438

    “I was really hoping for the English” is one of my favourite lines out of everything you’ve done.

    • @justmikachannel
      @justmikachannel 3 года назад +9

      That off character laugh at the end made me laugh

    • @BoshyG
      @BoshyG 3 года назад +3

      Needs a t shirt if that now he's got merch😂😂

    • @TheCJRhodes
      @TheCJRhodes 3 года назад +5

      I think a lot of us have done the, "well I can kind of speak _____ too, but not as well," in hopes that person doesn't actually speak that language but is maybe mildly impressed we can speak something other than English.

  • @DSLRguide
    @DSLRguide 3 года назад +5526

    I checked the RUclips captions in case there was translation. Nothing there so I guess we’re not supposed to understand it

    • @BaldmanB
      @BaldmanB 3 года назад +98

      Inception comment right here.

    • @fieldy409
      @fieldy409 3 года назад +99

      It would have been an amazing easter egg if they did lol.

    • @jimmydork9206
      @jimmydork9206 3 года назад +14

      DSLR guide you were one of my first RUclips channels I followed. Glad to see you here

    • @DGWise
      @DGWise 3 года назад +8

      I was hoping for that too.....foiled.

    • @silverblaize
      @silverblaize 3 года назад +9

      That sounds like a Metal Gear Solid fourth wall breaking mechanic right there.

  • @chubeatle
    @chubeatle 3 года назад

    the atmosphere in this is soooo great damn joel, banger after banger

  • @RaTcHeT302
    @RaTcHeT302 2 месяца назад

    HIS DIALOGUE IS HIPNOTIC I CANT STOP REPLAYING THIS

  • @Rat_King_Covenant
    @Rat_King_Covenant 3 года назад +1923

    This reminds me of that pokemon episode where there's a serious heart-to-heart between Caterpie and Pikachu. But it's literally like ten minutes of them making weird noises at each other with no real dialogue.

    • @Malic_VR
      @Malic_VR 3 года назад +210

      ooh, you didn't have the subtitles on for that one

    • @cortster12
      @cortster12 3 года назад +17

      Awww.

    • @Rat_King_Covenant
      @Rat_King_Covenant 3 года назад +15

      @@Malic_VR LoLoL

    • @AleksandrStrizhevskiy
      @AleksandrStrizhevskiy 3 года назад +58

      Is that where Caterpie dreams of becoming Butterfree so she could protect the other Caterpies? I mean, I think it was pretty clear.

    • @Rat_King_Covenant
      @Rat_King_Covenant 3 года назад +74

      @@AleksandrStrizhevskiy I think it was about Caterpie being depressed about Misty not liking him, and also getting his butt handed to him by a Pidgey.
      Edit: it's one of the first episodes on Indigo League

  • @Goatmaster-ek8rq
    @Goatmaster-ek8rq 3 года назад +1308

    When you make certain kinds of noises, it's just eventually gonna have some actual finnish words in there.

  • @stoatystoat174
    @stoatystoat174 8 месяцев назад +1

    I watched '400 blows' a french film (not those kinda blows, not that knida french, get your head out of the gutter) which i had borrowed off a french person so there were only french subtitiles. I just carried on watching it and was so glad i did. Not distracted by dialogue I could see and notice the framing of each shot and how long each shot was held. Loads of details my low bandwidth brain might have missed with chat and exposition.

  • @Voidwalker093
    @Voidwalker093 2 года назад

    When he said "I was hoping for English" with that smile at the end got me.

  • @Kyntteri
    @Kyntteri 3 года назад +1675

    Finnish translations:
    0:06 Poop in the bush...
    0:27 Bring me poop...
    0:36 Riot, to me boy, hundred...
    0:49 To me boy, salad...
    1:05 I'm having a poop, people...
    1:18 For both of us, I'm bad...
    1:39 I have chewing gum / toboggan (take your pick)
    Phonetics aren't 100% in places but if I squint my ears, they work. Some were spot on.

    • @raffetoffe
      @raffetoffe 3 года назад +66

      Was it supposed to be finnish? But yeah noticed some of the same you wrote...

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 3 года назад +252

      Squint your ears. I like that.

    • @RohannvanRensburg
      @RohannvanRensburg 3 года назад +42

      This comment should be pinned

    • @strangewayfaringstranger
      @strangewayfaringstranger 3 года назад +17

      Lol I don't believe any of this.

    • @22222Sandman22222
      @22222Sandman22222 3 года назад +75

      @@strangewayfaringstranger finnish here, confirmed

  • @nzisser
    @nzisser 3 года назад +402

    Reminds me of when I watched all of District 9 without alien subtitles and thought it was just a bold artistic choice

    • @Carrottree
      @Carrottree 3 года назад +4

      Same!

    • @JudgeNicodemus
      @JudgeNicodemus 3 года назад +18

      Wait it isn't? God i gotta watch it again...

    • @measlesplease1266
      @measlesplease1266 3 года назад +5

      ....... Well... I thought it was..... Tue movie was really hard to follow.

    • @Soleilune1995
      @Soleilune1995 3 года назад +42

      It was a bold artistic choice to require the viewer to turn on subtitles to understand the plot of the movie.

    • @BenLabelle1
      @BenLabelle1 3 года назад +3

      Same for The Godfather II.

  • @jamestomato1744
    @jamestomato1744 Год назад +1

    I just gotta say man, that alien had the most beautiful words. Never in a million years did I think I'd ever be able to hear such awe inspiring vocalizations.

  • @CallMeMimi27
    @CallMeMimi27 11 месяцев назад +1

    this shit lives rent free in my mind..and its a new permanent resident.

  • @combatpanda4264
    @combatpanda4264 3 года назад +372

    "Molé molé molé"
    Me a fluent spanish speaker:
    "Ah yes. The risky exchange of grandma's secret recipe."

  • @maestradebobobo767
    @maestradebobobo767 3 года назад +263

    For the ones who don't speak alien:
    _He was actually telling the secrets of Tony Lazudo_

    • @rsmith5606
      @rsmith5606 3 года назад +39

      Tony Lazudo? You mean the guy tha- What was that??? Did you hear that???

    • @EvboiMC
      @EvboiMC 3 года назад +23

      @@rsmith5606 musta been my imagination

    • @darwengwein3605
      @darwengwein3605 3 года назад +10

      Nice try, but everyone knows that _Thuh Secrets_ are only discussed in back alleys, no matter how secure other locations may seem.

    • @chiar0scur0
      @chiar0scur0 3 года назад +6

      Tony Lazudo?! You're telling me Tony Lazudo--- what was that?

    • @FuknKms
      @FuknKms 3 года назад +3

      @@chiar0scur0 "Must've been the wind."

  • @gabrielb2598
    @gabrielb2598 3 года назад +3

    I’m supposed to be ‘asleep’ and I almost blew my cover from laughter, thank god I was able to find a normal looking sleeping position before my mom opened the door

  • @smallpoly10
    @smallpoly10 3 года назад +2922

    The Star Wars Holiday Special is a prime example of this. There's a several minute segment that's Chewbacca's family just talking to each other in the Wookie language with no subtitles.

    • @Dasgath
      @Dasgath 3 года назад +250

      You are supposed to interpret their body language... I wont let you badmouth the holiday special, it was a hearthwarming experience.

    • @jormungandrworldserpent6437
      @jormungandrworldserpent6437 3 года назад +371

      @@Dasgath me when I lie

    • @Emu19
      @Emu19 3 года назад +4

      Yeah ew 😂😂

    • @earthan
      @earthan 3 года назад +195

      @@Dasgath 'Hearthwarming', correct because the best way to enjoy it is to throw the tape into a lit fireplace.

    • @The.Orange.Wizard
      @The.Orange.Wizard 3 года назад +23

      @@Dasgath I didn’t think it was possible NOT to badmouth the holiday special.

  • @mcserkonov1666
    @mcserkonov1666 3 года назад +426

    That Alien speech is like 9 years old me try to look cool by speaking gibberish German in front of other kids and pretend to understand it

    • @Nikki_the_G
      @Nikki_the_G 3 года назад +24

      This made me cringe so hard because it's something I could have seen myself doing as a kid.

    • @TheCJRhodes
      @TheCJRhodes 3 года назад +15

      Drunk me in college, going to an Irish bar in Yonkers and pretending I can speak Gaelic :( :( :(

    • @lichtbringerOc
      @lichtbringerOc 3 года назад +6

      same but as a german it was gibberish english for me xD What a nice time it was :,)

    • @SlyFunkyMonkey
      @SlyFunkyMonkey 3 года назад +1

      That is literally exactly what i did in school. But im actually learning german now.

    • @PoshBeard
      @PoshBeard 3 года назад +1

      @@lm3405 You sound like a buzzkill

  • @steelrarebit7387
    @steelrarebit7387 3 года назад

    His words were so pure. I felt that.

  • @ydiotboi
    @ydiotboi 2 года назад

    the whole video leads to the final few seconds. brilliant timing. beautiful comedy here mate!

  • @yt.abhibhav
    @yt.abhibhav 3 года назад +366

    Plot Twist: The villain was actually ranting about how the production never bother to provide subtitles to his/her language

    • @anti0918
      @anti0918 3 года назад +10

      Actually the studio spent about $10M hiring a team of linguists to create an artificial language. It took a couple years. The actor spent months learning the language. Then in post-production they ran out of money and just rushed it to release without any subtitles for that character. They later spent $30M on CGI to remove the actor’s mustache during reshoots.

    • @stevelee8539
      @stevelee8539 3 года назад +9

      A similar thing actually happened to a Korean actor appearing in a 70s Hollywood movie. He was asked to rant anything in Korean so he just complained about how this doesn’t make any sense and how he’s wasting his time trying to get into Hollywood. m.ruclips.net/video/bmvial8c_gs/видео.html

    • @Curlorly06
      @Curlorly06 3 года назад

      That’s quite the shameless stereotype you made there. How did you know the alien was a villain and not a good guy? Smh kids these days

  • @blaquemann9398
    @blaquemann9398 3 года назад +465

    I gotta admit when the character in the film acknowledged he had no idea what the other guy said i too felt a relief. When movies don't subtitle characters because the protagonist and audience aren't meant to understand, anything more than 10 seconds is wasting the audiences time.

    • @leizero
      @leizero 3 года назад +18

      That's true. Even straight 5 seconds of it already feels unreasonable.

    • @blushingralseiuwu2222
      @blushingralseiuwu2222 3 года назад +3

      The only sole exception for that is Isle of Dog

    • @ToomanyFrancis
      @ToomanyFrancis 3 года назад

      I don't this feels like it would be an amazing scene in Space Balls.

  • @vonwoolf9963
    @vonwoolf9963 2 года назад

    I love the ending scenes / bloopers that get integrated in the actual script, always makes me laugh.

  • @drawboxing
    @drawboxing Год назад

    Oh man that was a GREAT character development!

  • @trl2006
    @trl2006 3 года назад +752

    Man straight up made the scariest Russian looking man ever and decided to have him talk like a Canadian

  • @nicodamus6895
    @nicodamus6895 3 года назад +232

    He did say "Mole, mole, mole, mole" very enthusiasticly, so I'm guessing he was sharing his love for Mexican food.

    • @chriselyr2484
      @chriselyr2484 3 года назад +20

      austin powers reference, surely

    • @Bzorlan
      @Bzorlan 3 года назад

      He just loves small rodents

  • @davidwaynemain
    @davidwaynemain Год назад

    I love how you end it with one of the "I cracked me up" moments. Genuine giggles for everybody

  • @psychomammoth9640
    @psychomammoth9640 Год назад +1

    Makes better context for literally anything for Star Wars.

  • @misterkid
    @misterkid 3 года назад +255

    When the other dude nods. The comedic pacing in this is so perfect.

    • @yocomet
      @yocomet 3 года назад +2

      Holyyyy shit the timing is unreal. Died the entire video. Especially when we see the interrogator didnt understand him either

  • @tsharpe4457
    @tsharpe4457 3 года назад +647

    "Are the batteries good on this?"
    "Well- yeah, smack it a couple times."
    That was comic gold to me.

    • @Mustlord_Guitar_Ambient
      @Mustlord_Guitar_Ambient 3 года назад +13

      Noobs, everyone knows you have to roll the batteries between your palms for a few seconds.

    • @MainBrainDaneInsane
      @MainBrainDaneInsane 3 года назад +9

      @@Mustlord_Guitar_Ambient nah nah nah. It's all about the spot swapping. Works every time lol

    • @aureliaavalon
      @aureliaavalon 2 года назад +1

      @@MainBrainDaneInsane Take em' out, let em' breathe, put it back inside.

    • @Zydraxis
      @Zydraxis 2 года назад +4

      @@aureliaavalon you smack first then roll the batteries and if these 2 methods fail you take them out let them breath and then put them back in.

    • @Vooda88
      @Vooda88 2 года назад +1

      @@MainBrainDaneInsane I used to work at tech support, and if I had a penny for every time I did this in clients house and it helped, I'd have 5 pennys

  • @KainGarland
    @KainGarland 7 месяцев назад

    They missed the opportunity for the "understood?" Option with NO selected by default and you accidentally press A on it because youre mashing and you have to listen to it again.

  • @FrenkTheJoy
    @FrenkTheJoy 5 месяцев назад +1

    Once, I was watching Malcolm in the Middle on tv (with an antenna! this was 800 years ago!). The cold open had Hal frantically speaking to Dewey, who stands there silently the whole time. But Hal was speaking entirely in Spanish. I sat through the whole cold open thinking "wow this is some pretty sharp comedy", only for the rest of the episode to also be in Spanish, as I then figured out I'd just sat on the SAP button on the remote (which turns on the Spanish audio).

  • @rafipuff
    @rafipuff 3 года назад +6370

    Alien guy's words everytime he's in focus:
    0:00 pohh skeleteh koh-noh
    0:04 malakah! kah-kah poh-skah! ni le leh leh bohh...
    0:27 duuh kahh! mulekapokah...
    0:36 mee-leh kah! mu-leh kah poh kah! chaah taahh.. chaah taah poh kah
    0:49 moo-leh kah pohh kah... chah lah....
    1:05 ..mah kah-kah lah kah cha-kah..
    1:18 moh-leh mah-leh moh-leh paah...
    1:25 ...mu-leh pakalakah kahbulaah, mu-leh kah-kah-lah pah-la-kah...
    1:40 mu-leh pohh-l'... kaahh.....
    2:16 oh..je parle français

    • @Pranio1
      @Pranio1 3 года назад +47

      O ok I thought that's what he said there.......lol

    • @Smoke-et5wt
      @Smoke-et5wt 3 года назад +122

      @@KINGJERMARCUS nah

    • @juliuscaesar6660
      @juliuscaesar6660 3 года назад +69

      @@KINGJERMARCUS Spam bot detected

    • @Beerdude26
      @Beerdude26 3 года назад +23

      @@KINGJERMARCUS You sure are buddy

    • @jamez3x
      @jamez3x 3 года назад +7

      Bro 😭😂

  • @Timurisoverhere
    @Timurisoverhere 3 года назад +100

    1:27 those fingers, I’m dying

    • @armorvil
      @armorvil 3 года назад +4

      I prefer those at 0:56

  • @christianguidry1284
    @christianguidry1284 2 года назад

    The smile at the end tho! Nice!

  • @garyofnyc
    @garyofnyc 2 года назад

    I just laugh when I see the splash screen of each video. Always a treat to watch them.

  • @katphisH11
    @katphisH11 3 года назад +909

    Whenever Jabba speaks Huttese and Han just repeats the sentence in English so you can understand the context.
    "Domi vadda Solo yezza kolo poodoo"
    "What do you mean I still owe you the money?"

    • @DGneoseeker1
      @DGneoseeker1 3 года назад +19

      That's not what poodoo means. Poodoo is what it sounds like.

    • @CabooseRvb509
      @CabooseRvb509 3 года назад +169

      @@DGneoseeker1 "Give me my money Solo, you piece of shit"
      "What do you mean I still owe you the money?"
      Nah, I can work with this.

    • @mice6545
      @mice6545 3 года назад +35

      @@CabooseRvb509 your translation somehow makes sense, yeah I'm going with that

    • @Dr.HooWho
      @Dr.HooWho 3 года назад +5

      @@mice6545 doubt that, han would have said something if he was saying shit like that, you know han ain't gonna let people talk down to him

    • @shadows_star
      @shadows_star 3 года назад +62

      He doesn't repeat the sentence back, what he does is respond to it in a way that you can gleam what was originally said.

  • @Rizal96able
    @Rizal96able 3 года назад +930

    It's kind of universal knowledge that slapping a remote control with dead batteries is somehow gonna recharge those batteries and everything'll work as it should. Damn relatable.

    • @HookLionLP
      @HookLionLP 3 года назад +49

      works also with exhausted kids

    • @blupatches3030
      @blupatches3030 3 года назад +4

      @@HookLionLP hmm mm

    • @HookLionLP
      @HookLionLP 3 года назад +17

      @@blupatches3030 wanna make some and try that method out?

    • @will3xv
      @will3xv 3 года назад +34

      the electricity gets stuck in one end of the battery, and so you have to hit it to get it to slide to the other side, like a ketchup bottle

    • @ultimatebro5719
      @ultimatebro5719 3 года назад +2

      I think you can actually charge batteries using static energy (I used to rub my batteries across my jeans and it usually charges it a little bit)

  • @IllIlllI
    @IllIlllI 2 года назад

    I am 100% certain that these high productions simply run out of budged or forget about it

  • @northwestballistics9726
    @northwestballistics9726 Год назад +1

    My favorite is when non-english dialogue gets translated throughout the movie, except at the important part where it just says nothing or at best "Speaking Foreign Language"

  • @OmarExplains
    @OmarExplains 3 года назад +6563

    Being an Arab receptionist sucks.
    People sometimes mistake you as Indian or Spanish but I let them speak after greeting them in their own language while I nod and at the end I just say what this guy said.

    • @beansavacado8134
      @beansavacado8134 3 года назад +383

      All the awkward experiences you must have each day- in my eyes, as an introvert, you are doing the work of god.

    • @Mustlord_Guitar_Ambient
      @Mustlord_Guitar_Ambient 3 года назад +578

      At some point I'm going to have to explain to my Spanish wife that I don't understand a word she's been saying.

    • @iwuthere.7198
      @iwuthere.7198 3 года назад +61

      U know what else sucks? Being unemployed.

    • @e.keough2975
      @e.keough2975 3 года назад +101

      @@iwuthere.7198 U know what else sucks? Being dead.

    • @KomoliRihyoh
      @KomoliRihyoh 3 года назад +243

      Client: "Hola."
      Me, trying to be nice: "Hola!"
      Client, now thinking I know Spanish: [Speaking Spanish]
      Me: "Oh no."

  • @Twolol
    @Twolol 3 года назад +3241

    i sometimes enjoy to pretend that i understood something that aint english
    and yes i get the reference that alien made
    that was hilarious

    • @schastye8899
      @schastye8899 3 года назад +79

      Wow, so you're a fascist!
      That joke about Adongka Hittker was actually a dog whistle to organize an attack on the Jemish people and to show his support of Germatia invasion of Poplanet.

    • @mercury2c
      @mercury2c 3 года назад +15

      @@schastye8899 you don't have many friends do you, you dont have to allign yourself with someone elses viewpoint to get a joke

    • @oceanr6404
      @oceanr6404 3 года назад +72

      @@mercury2c u good rn?

    • @oh5296
      @oh5296 3 года назад +21

      @@oceanr6404 Are you?

    • @sewd8438
      @sewd8438 3 года назад +40

      @@oh5296 Hey man are you good?

  • @Yev300
    @Yev300 2 года назад

    This made me cry

  • @dizzastah4775
    @dizzastah4775 2 года назад

    I'm coming back to this video at least twice a month

  • @ahrim_
    @ahrim_ 3 года назад +566

    Man, the way that guy said "Ni le le-le bool" gave me shivers. Stunning acting.

    • @RisingSol
      @RisingSol 3 года назад +2

      Had me at the edge of my seat!

    • @CatskillOne
      @CatskillOne 3 года назад +3

      I read your comment and that part right as he was saying it. Was a spooky experience

    • @kvothethebloodless8090
      @kvothethebloodless8090 3 года назад +1

      Nice profile pic btw

    • @teebee7769
      @teebee7769 3 года назад

      0:09 I cry every tim :(

  • @patsg1146
    @patsg1146 3 года назад +42

    And then the alien is like "Bien sûr, mon ami, je parle très bien Français, je n'ai aucun problème avec ça!" and he just goes on.
    Subtitle : Speaks French.

  • @malachaiuys711
    @malachaiuys711 3 года назад

    As usual you nailed it 😂😭

  • @cremedelamem2
    @cremedelamem2 3 года назад

    this is like my favourite video ever

  • @KSHWA
    @KSHWA 3 года назад +293

    I was figuratively dying when he said "I don't speak....that"

  • @jackcr2477
    @jackcr2477 3 года назад +205

    Joel: "Are the batteries good on this?"
    Remote: Phases out of this reality
    1:14 for those wondering

    • @WilliamPertzer
      @WilliamPertzer 3 года назад +8

      I rewatched that part and promptly died of funny