How Many Slaps does it Take to Cook a Chicken?
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- Опубликовано: 14 май 2024
- How many slaps does it take to cook a chicken? I built a chicken slapper robot to find out. Man has pondered this question for ages, or at least for the past couple years. Ever since someone asked this question on reddit, numerous youtube channels have sought the answer, including the likes of Unus Annus, MrBro, and the OG chicken slapper Jake Sing. After two years without a satisfying answer, I decided to finish this thing once and for all. Enjoy.
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Can i get some of the chicken too please
Yay
It's OVER 9000!
How long would I have to chew raw chicken before I could swallow it?
This is the weirdest thing I've ever seen. Have a like
“Where is the chicken?”
“It’s being slapped.”
“You mean being cooked”
“I know what I said”
Funniest comment on the internet 😂😂
Hilarious
I ruined the 800 likes
Follow the Ten Commandments and read Ephesians 4:29
lol
"Fire was invented 2,000,000 years ago"
People 2,000,001 years ago:
You deserve more thumbs up!
_"we're evolving just backwards."_
What
You mean “discovered” but still funny hehe
R/woosh but is ok
i think it makes sense that the spinning slapper wheel failed because you also basically made a fan to push cool air from the environment into the chicken so whatever small increase you can manage is battling the cool air. this might work better under a vacuum with less air to cool the chicken
Just because it’s pushing air doesn’t mean it’s cold air. If you put an ice cube in front of a fan it’ll melt faster than an ice cube in the same room without a fan blowing on it
Hmm. I have never tried cooking in a vacuum, so I don't know if things like the maillard reaction even work. But if everything works, then it'd be even easier since you wouldn't be losing temperature to ambient air.
It also might be removing a bit of water and meat with each slap as it drags the rubber off the chicken. I think that since that top layer is what gets the heat energy initially, it may be removing it before it has a chance to disperse throughout the chicken.
I think both issues might be able to be fixed by putting a rubber sheet on top of the chicken which the force of the slap is transferred through, giving a bit of protection to the chicken.
I had a completely straight face going into this, I was like “yes I am curious about this subject I will watch this video,” and the moment I saw the stick arm glove hand slapping the table I absolutely lost all composure and physically gasped for air from how hard I started laughing.
Not only that but the last "chicken slapper prototype" looked like some crazy torture devise. Fell like my my parents would be like "back in my day our parents spanked up with a gas powered slap machine"
And when he yells yeeeeessss slaaaaapppppp lol
OMG TUMBLER MOMENT!!!!
Lol same
I did not even crack a smile or exhale through my nose
"How to cook chicken?"
Google: Bake the chicken over medium heat and let it sit for 20 minutes.
Bing:
this is the best one oh my gosh
True
Well this video is clearly the easier solution
That’s The Other Way Around Bud
"Friction"
5-minute crafts be like:
“Don’t have access to oven but still want to cook your chicken?”
....
Underrated
Use the KFConsole!
LOL
@@tartarussauce2498 well yes but actually yes
I swear there gonna do this one day
What if the chicken was suspended with multiple slappers on all sides? I don’t think it’s only the room temp, but also the temp of the rest of the chicken that is cooling down the part being slapped. Having the chicken slapped all over would not only solve this, but would help prevent the chicken from becoming destroyed due to prolonged stress on one area
Like a rotisserie?
I was thinking the same but actually it look like the slappers itself cool down the chicken by moving air (like a fan) so multiple ones would raise the temperature of the chckn faster but also cooldown the air much faster , im not even sure 🤔
His explanations into simple science is much appreciated, idk if he's a teacher but he should definitely be one, very engaging
"how do you want me to cook your chicken? fried, roasted or boiled?"
"spanked"
Spanked chicken for me.
Only if the chicken calls me daddy while doing it
What is life why do we exist
@@misslonewolf04 to slap chickens
wut! you can boil a chicken
Customer: I’ll take the chicken.
Waiter: How would you like that cooked sir?
Customer: Slapped.
😂😂😂😂
New way chicken should be cooked xD
I cracked up when I read this 😄😄😁
Umm I gave u 666 likes lol
Hehe now 717 likes
I know this is just a science experiment, but it breaks my heart to see a chicken being cooked unseasoned.
🤣🤣🤣
Seasoning was just poor people covering their dirty ass meat in spices 😂😂😂
@@georgebush2260 fax
HIS NEIGHBORS MUST OF BEEN LIKE...
If BEATING MY MEAT was a product.🤣💯
"How do you want your chicken?"
"Slapped"
"Sorry?"
"Did I stutter?"
congrats 200 like
i made a h a h a lol
I laughed way harder at this than I needed to lol
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD
"How would you like your chicken?"
Me: Salmonella please
"Ah yes waiter, I'd have the chicken, not roasted, not fried, slapped."
"Very good, sir.'
Why i heard the waiter with Alfred's voice
@@giovannicostantini1637 lol me too
@@giovannicostantini1637 lol idk
Underrated comment
@@giovannicostantini1637 SAME LMAO
Thank you Louis first time watching your channel and it was a treat. I hope you continue to do crazy experiments like this
I’m glad someone out there is tackling the important questions
Everybody gangsta till the chicken says "harder"
imagine the chicken speaking tho
Slap the chicken out of existance
My day be so fine..
And then boom
This comment
Daddy
Harder daddy
Imagine your out for a walk and you see your neighbour filming himself industrially slap a chicken
you're out*
Not to metion him Saying "THE MEAT BEATER 9000" 😂😂
the person: 👨🦯 i saw nothing
How to basic: first time?
I'd call the cops. Unless it was it in Florida, in which case I'd keep walking
Wow ! Life must be really sweet when you actually have time for things like this !
Bro I watched this video a year ago, and it came up in my A level Physics Exam today!
Yep that specific heat capacity 5 marker 👀
Oven: was invented in 1882
People before 1882:
@Niralok nice way to be the guy you're talking about 🤣🤣🤣
lol Underrated comment
but there was fire they cooked it on fire and sticks
@@jzjznsjz7909 r/woooosh
lmao
Imagine being the chicken before you died and your friends are saying your life has great things ahead of you
Lol
A Kermit with culture
Oof
LMFAO bruh that’s hilarious lmao
A fellow Kermit! I thought we were going extinct
Can we get this added to restaurant menus? I’d love to have a waitress ask me how I would like my meat prepared and be able to respond that I would like my meat slapped
This is good content and what RUclips was created for. Subbed!
"Yo, you got an oven?"
"Even better. *A slapper* "
The ultimate slow cooker
😂😂😂
A SLAPPER XDDDDDD
A meat beater 9000*
Customer: “Why is my KFC beaten to a paste?”
“You can’t kill what’s already killed”
Oh were they wrong.
ive seen you somewhere before..
.
That chicken died to times that sucks :/
Wdym
People die when they are killed
@@lavendermarshmallowplant3229 thanks
Mr helpful
This was a great video! Thanks for posting.
I scrolled through about 100 videos to get to this one.
And I'm not disappointed.
Imagine dying a painful death as a chicken then seeing your body be used by the “MEAT BEATER 9000”
Where's new zay?
Extremely sad.
Here when comment 4 min ago
I'd be honoured
*SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP*
Imagine a world without RUclips. We would never have witnessed someone attempting to slap a chicken until it's cooked
Imagine being these chickens, watching your corpses getting spanked to hell just to be cooked.
My parents: “why dont you go outside and play with the neighbour kid”
Neighbour kid:
BEAT THAT MEeEEeEEEEEeEeEeeeeEeeEeEEEEEeET
@@mrcatsbattlefield7072hahaha
Listen to your parents.
@@mrcatsbattlefield7072 lmao
Yes I'm not cool enough
“Honey, the neighbour is slapping chickens again”
Hol up..
How he/she know he's slapping chicken?
And.. AGAIN? 😆
This dude is my neighbor
@@DBT1007 he knows just by knowing
@@alekkloc2079 does he slap chicken at a daily basis?
@@sk8skii true
I never thought in my lifetime I would watch another man slap their chicken for 15 minutes.
As an hvac tech your designer was so archaic . Pulley and wheels man
Curing cancer sounds more doable than slapping a chicken till it's cooked
We already have the cure for cancer
@@natfig4389 cancer isn't one disease with one cure
Ah yes, but I believe I have this one solved
I hate the fact that I know what does your name mean.
@@natfig4389 Owh really what’s the place you store all the cures?
Salmonella: “what the hell is going on out there??”
"Hey Kids"
Salmonella is getting slapped but doesn't know it
Roflmao this made my day
@@deity4919 dude I hope he comes back 😂 he always leaves us with a void, although i suppose the best youtubers do
😂😂😂
The last rig used slapping + sliding, which goes against the original hypothesis. After your rubber material hits the chimken, the wheel's rotation makes it slide off, which adds to the heat (imagine rubbing your hands quickly in the winter) without it being a slap. The other iterations of your rig were ok though, they only used slaps.
Bro I'm just gonna say, I'm not watching your video but the first two seconds had me laughing my ass off out loud 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Hello police? I want to register a noise complaint."
"What is he doing?"
"Its hard to explain...."
Does that me or that sounds wrong.
Just say hes made a machine that cooks a chicken my slapping it
Lol
@@lancethegamer1024 R/Woooosh
@JosephIsNeat yes r/wooosh
“How to cook chicken”
google : put it in the oven
bing:
bing is actually good ngl
S l a p
@@vijiraju6238 I know y are joking
@@vijiraju6238 haha
@@vijiraju6238
Facts
I feel bad for the poor chicken farmer who worked so hard raising that chicken. 😂
thats probably one of the best machines there are on youtube
All his neighbors hear: “behold, the meat beater 9000!” *slapping noises for hours*
*the meat beater* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
😳
🥇🥇
Nice
That poor Chicken😪
*House Next Door*
"What are they doing?"
"I heard they're trying to cook a chicken"
"With a helicopter?"
LOL
"No, with the meat beater 9000."
🤣 🤣 🤣
@@amandacollins2560 "im sorry the what"
@@mrKing-oj1tk *the meat beater 9000*
I have no idea why this was in my recomendations, but I'm glad it was.
This man almost loves slapping as much as my Dad does...
"what are we having for dinner?"
"slapped chicken"
That sounds quite more funny😂😂
so you want raw chicken 👌
if only we had stronger stomachs 😔
The chicken: You won't even let me be in peace after I die huh
Huh
*Huh*
In one piece even
His remains should have been disposed of properly, prepped deep fried and served in a bucket
@@whoknowswhocares885 *this is a bucket*
I love that to test if the motor was running cool, he grabbed it rather than do what I've learned to do and only poke it in case it is burning hot and you need to pull back fast.
I was sipping on tea 😂 as soon as the video played I literally spat it out laughing hahaha
Imagine living the life of a chicken just to die and be slapped 24,000 times
Damn thats deep
S C I E N C E
@@ava_a313 E X T R E M E
_what did i do wrong to get slapped that many times_
I would like to be that chicken
"We hadn't beat the chicken.
The chicken beat us."
The Chicken: You have lost, now stop slapping me.
Arquan Moffett the slapping machine thing:nah
@@natalie_is_a_tubbostan9063 LMFAOOOOO
MR KAYDEN???!??!
NEVER!!! 165 or bust!!!
Kayden go train jinwoo he's lacking
Your 3rd iteration the “hot summer day simulator” was the best design and you were well on your way to a cooked chicken you should have replaced the brackets and kept going. The poultry punisher was much less efficient at transferring energy into the chicken and your addition of the vegetable oil brought it to probly near zero by removing the friction factor. I think what you want the most is not only frequency of slaps but maximum energy transfer by either hitting it harder or with something heavier. But i think the wood plank was a good choice because it wasnt totally destroying it. But regardless of my speculation that is a daunting task and i applaud your efforts
the forbidden seesaw
Thousands of years of science and engineering have led up to this moment.
hmmmm ugghh
now my revenge all your decisions have led up to writing this comment
😆 Currently my favorite Internet comment. Bless you.
Your username and pfp are absolutely destroying me haha.
I swear I always see something Evangelion related in completely unrelated video, whether it be a comment or a persons profile. I’m certainly not complaining though
As an engineer I am proud to say we have reached Humanity’s endgame. Soon we will accomplish it.
Now then how many slaps to cook a kid 🤣
Imagine doing all this just for someone to say “It’s RAW!”
YOU DONKEY!
out of topic but, we have the same exact pfp tf
Donut!
Jesus funking christ
@@rig5terj289 hell. Yea
7:30 one must imagine Sisyphus happy
one must imagine sisyphus slapping a chicken
Can we just take a minute to appreciate the chickens who donated their bodies to science.
I’m vegan but I approve of this experiment
😂
@Jakub Zubek no shit Sherlock it’s a joke
@Jakub Zubek oh stfu man. you sure love the parties.
Yes we need to appreciate them
Restaurant: How would you like your steak done?
Customer: Well slapped...
Waiter: how would you like your steak?
Customer:
Umm yes, could you slap it 25 thousand times...?
Under-rated comment
Underrated comment
This is the silliest thing i’ve seen in a while
“That looks like a sign…from the lord.” Had me rollin’
A brave little girl once said “Look at all those chickens”
Investing in this comment 1 like
Not a girl
🤣🤣🤣🤣
ahaha now those “chickens” are being slapped for science??
@@xcasperx5564 💀🤚
“How to cook a chicken”
Google: use an oven
Bing: use poultry punisher!
You've just yeed your last how!
The sun is cooking it
Have you ever thrown a chicken in the oven without putting it in a pan first? Just using an oven alone does not work.
They needed to do the same thing with the slapper. Put the chicken in a pot and then slap the pot.
BEAT THE MEAT HARD
Reddit moment 🤢
You didn't quite convince me to buy this for cooking my dinner but in the next upgrade maybe.
I've finally been recommended this video.
Engineers in 1960s: we'll have flaying cars by 2021
Engineers in 2021: *meat beater 9000
i'll take your entire stock
Yooo!!!😂😂😂😂
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flaying
Uhhhh
HA↗️HA↘️HA↗️HA↘️HA↗️
I mean...i dont mind 😏
So you put the chicken in direct sunlight, in essentially a greenhouse, to do a temperature experiment? I'm no internet scientist, but I have seen a bag of gummy bears melt inside in a car on a breezy autumn day, so maybe this summer I'll save on propane and grill meat in my Subaru.
THANK YOU. CAME HERE TO SAY EXACTLY THIS.
Next.
About 2 and a half minutes in I realized I was watching a pointless video, but I couldn't stop as I became invested.
Random guy: *slaps chicken*
Louis: “And I took that, personally”
This is next level beating meat
@@mausthetank9 oh fu-
imagine being his neighbor and going outside for a walk, then you see this guy with a giant machine that is repeatedly slapping a raw chicken
Oh my god it’s actually so much funnier when you imagine
LMAO
i would automatically assume the guys on crack
@@FuneralShoes great choice 😼
Go away I’m cooking
Have you thought about trying it with a tougher meat like venison? It would probably need more slaps bc it's tougher but it might stay together better? Maybe?
The question we all needed answered.
who woke up one morning, took a breath of fresh air and said “Hm. How many times do i have to slap a chicken to cook it?”
I read that in Solid Snake's voice LOL
StrykerMagnum same
JelloPuddin
Wait, that’s not a common question? I always ask that when I wake up.
Nahhh, they were probably tripping
"Hey honey, what's that noise?"
"It's just the chicken cooking."
Its 1 am and i was looking at this comment.. oh boy u can imagine how that went.
I laugh like a banshee
i hope when i have a gf that doesnt break up with me she sais this
"Just beating some meat"
It's a flawed unit where there are no constants.
5:50 At this point, topis suddenly shifted into "How many slaps does it take to cook an engine?"
Also 11:40 Punisher looks more like a fan for cooling stuff, not cooking it :D
This chicken waited his whole life for that moment, oh wait.
In a world where we never discovered fire, this is how ovens look like
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 Why can't I stop seeing that now?
In a world where we never discovered fire, the only material he used that would be on hand is wood. No metals. No plastics. Not even electricity for a motor, and definitely not a 2 stroke internal combustion engine. You'd probably have to do it like the ancient grain pounding machine from China. But of course, that's way too slow to heat up a chicken by even 1/100 of a degree.
Bro, just imagine what the guns are like ; -;
They're evolving.... but BACKWARDS?!?!
Kfc would become a high tier elite restaurant with how long this takes
Imagine being born as a chicken just to be slapped over 25k times, then thrown away.
Imagine being reincarnated just to have it happen once again
I’m sure it’s someone’s fantasy...
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAAAAA
I did that exact thing.
LMAOOOOOOOO
"so, what did you do this weekend?"
"Bruh...you ain't gonna believe it."
The poor chicken who had no idea even after its death it would be beaten to death
It's all fun and games until the chicken says "is that all you got daddy"
Jesus Christ 🤣
H A R D E R !
He just created a new fetish.
Deceased
*m o a n s*
Ok I havent even seen the video yet... but that title got me!!!!
This is hilarious 😂 I love it
"We were created for a reason"
humans reason:
Better than most reasons I have heard off.
@@markhunter3533 indeed
We ain’t complaining.
This is like an alternate universe where human society invented the wheel but didn’t discover fire.
Instead of indoor heating, during Winter we just enter a big slap chamber
Top comment right here
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@indrocringe5576 make it a story , i wanna see a live action
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i've heard of choking the chicken but this is on a whole nother level
Oddly enough, this is comedy gold.
God: Dont ever look back
Chicken: looks back
Her corpse:
Underrated
Pfff
Oh no
Nice reference
Remember Lot’s wife
At this point I'm wondering. What series of life decision led me to watch a guy slap-cooking a chicken using science.
I don’t know 😂 but I was thinking the same thing.
RUclips recommended is the answer
And still science can't answer one of life's most difficult question: Which came first, Chicken or Egg?
Don't worry about it, just blame it on covid 😂
Same
I didn’t want to watch this but my curiosity got the best of me
Came for science, left with a lot of laugh😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine this being the last proof of “HOW HUMANS USED TO COOK”
Humans before us were so intelligent
Has me laughing, some advanced species claiming we tried to cook our food by slapping it with electric motor/gas engine powered slapppers. "if only they'd figured out electric/gas ovens, they might not have all starved to death."
Yeah caveman take your puny fire discovery nowadays we have all the science.
@@kaufmanat1 🤣
Jeez!! How can a thousand people like my comment without me knowing?! RUclips I need some transparency ..
Thanks guys! 🥺
I can’t believe I am starting my 2021 watching a chicken getting slapped. I’m dead
You're not alone lol
🔥🔥🔥😩😩😩😅😅😅😂😂😂
Same
same. lmao. first video i watch.
Same
It’s 11pm I’m watching a hand slap a chicken until it’s cooked
Watching the chicken jiggle and it's lil wings wobble as it's slapped is the best part
Neighbours looking out their window. “Honey? He’s at it again!”
BAHAAHAHAHAHAA
*My chicken at home: don't even think about it.*
THINK ABOUT IT
Lol
Me:
My gf: dont even think about it
Also me: **realizes i dont have a gf**
*"Why are we still here? Just to suffer?"*
@@BrokenTreeBranch458 lmafo
@@BrokenTreeBranch458 Hey, you still have Vasille Lyn and Mary Palm
This is the kind of content I come to RUclips to see