How Many Slaps does it Take to Cook a Chicken?

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  • Опубликовано: 28 май 2024
  • How many slaps does it take to cook a chicken? I built a chicken slapper robot to find out. Man has pondered this question for ages, or at least for the past couple years. Ever since someone asked this question on reddit, numerous youtube channels have sought the answer, including the likes of Unus Annus, MrBro, and the OG chicken slapper Jake Sing. After two years without a satisfying answer, I decided to finish this thing once and for all. Enjoy.
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Комментарии • 38 тыс.

  • @Weisz
    @Weisz  3 года назад +382

    Want to own a piece of internet history? Buy your own Mini Chicken Slapper here: glys.tn/aryc5cfd
    These are made in-house in my studio, and signed and numbered individually by me! Think of it as an artist print -- it's a limited run of 100, so get one now before they're gone!

    • @jamieconnor3505
      @jamieconnor3505 3 года назад +4

      Can i get some of the chicken too please

    • @freestonecobb1939
      @freestonecobb1939 3 года назад +1

      Yay

    • @TheOJDrinker
      @TheOJDrinker 3 года назад +3

      It's OVER 9000!

    • @Dylan-le9zi
      @Dylan-le9zi 3 года назад +1

      How long would I have to chew raw chicken before I could swallow it?

    • @swatb2
      @swatb2 3 года назад

      This is the weirdest thing I've ever seen. Have a like

  • @ariaseebold1485
    @ariaseebold1485 3 года назад +3878

    "Fire was invented 2,000,000 years ago"
    People 2,000,001 years ago:

  • @riz7517
    @riz7517 3 года назад +5557

    "how do you want me to cook your chicken? fried, roasted or boiled?"
    "spanked"

    • @takcanux7262
      @takcanux7262 3 года назад +63

      Spanked chicken for me.

    • @Tkokat
      @Tkokat 3 года назад +152

      Only if the chicken calls me daddy while doing it

    • @misslonewolf04
      @misslonewolf04 3 года назад +49

      What is life why do we exist

    • @Tkokat
      @Tkokat 3 года назад +73

      @@misslonewolf04 to slap chickens

    • @shacks3317
      @shacks3317 3 года назад +6

      wut! you can boil a chicken

  • @the1warboar
    @the1warboar 2 года назад +802

    I had a completely straight face going into this, I was like “yes I am curious about this subject I will watch this video,” and the moment I saw the stick arm glove hand slapping the table I absolutely lost all composure and physically gasped for air from how hard I started laughing.

    • @jacobburr3570
      @jacobburr3570 2 года назад +20

      Not only that but the last "chicken slapper prototype" looked like some crazy torture devise. Fell like my my parents would be like "back in my day our parents spanked up with a gas powered slap machine"

    • @donramon6770
      @donramon6770 Год назад +2

      And when he yells yeeeeessss slaaaaapppppp lol

    • @Saucedo1828
      @Saucedo1828 Год назад +1

      OMG TUMBLER MOMENT!!!!

    • @dariusgreysun
      @dariusgreysun Год назад +1

      Lol same

    • @manofhonor1685
      @manofhonor1685 Год назад +2

      I did not even crack a smile or exhale through my nose

  • @memandylov
    @memandylov 2 года назад +280

    i think it makes sense that the spinning slapper wheel failed because you also basically made a fan to push cool air from the environment into the chicken so whatever small increase you can manage is battling the cool air. this might work better under a vacuum with less air to cool the chicken

    • @VVS1997
      @VVS1997 Год назад +2

      Just because it’s pushing air doesn’t mean it’s cold air. If you put an ice cube in front of a fan it’ll melt faster than an ice cube in the same room without a fan blowing on it

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc Год назад +2

      Hmm. I have never tried cooking in a vacuum, so I don't know if things like the maillard reaction even work. But if everything works, then it'd be even easier since you wouldn't be losing temperature to ambient air.

    • @ENCHANTMEN_
      @ENCHANTMEN_ Год назад +2

      It also might be removing a bit of water and meat with each slap as it drags the rubber off the chicken. I think that since that top layer is what gets the heat energy initially, it may be removing it before it has a chance to disperse throughout the chicken.
      I think both issues might be able to be fixed by putting a rubber sheet on top of the chicken which the force of the slap is transferred through, giving a bit of protection to the chicken.

  • @262ivanh
    @262ivanh 3 года назад +9139

    5-minute crafts be like:
    “Don’t have access to oven but still want to cook your chicken?”
    ....

  • @Sokar12345
    @Sokar12345 3 года назад +3220

    "Hello police? I want to register a noise complaint."
    "What is he doing?"
    "Its hard to explain...."

  • @GwenevereRuth
    @GwenevereRuth Год назад +36

    What if the chicken was suspended with multiple slappers on all sides? I don’t think it’s only the room temp, but also the temp of the rest of the chicken that is cooling down the part being slapped. Having the chicken slapped all over would not only solve this, but would help prevent the chicken from becoming destroyed due to prolonged stress on one area

    • @MagicalKid
      @MagicalKid Год назад

      Like a rotisserie?

    • @molotovartdaone9716
      @molotovartdaone9716 Год назад +1

      I was thinking the same but actually it look like the slappers itself cool down the chicken by moving air (like a fan) so multiple ones would raise the temperature of the chckn faster but also cooldown the air much faster , im not even sure 🤔

  • @malwd6321
    @malwd6321 2 года назад +71

    His explanations into simple science is much appreciated, idk if he's a teacher but he should definitely be one, very engaging

  • @jomjom230
    @jomjom230 3 года назад +2311

    Everybody gangsta till the chicken says "harder"

    • @Weisz
      @Weisz  3 года назад +349

      imagine the chicken speaking tho

    • @xdhh
      @xdhh 3 года назад +81

      Slap the chicken out of existance

    • @mrworldwide2870
      @mrworldwide2870 3 года назад +100

      My day be so fine..
      And then boom
      This comment

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 3 года назад +30

      Daddy

    • @reihanboo
      @reihanboo 3 года назад +23

      Harder daddy

  • @ezbrah_
    @ezbrah_ 3 года назад +7155

    "How do you want your chicken?"
    "Slapped"
    "Sorry?"
    "Did I stutter?"

    • @saru6190
      @saru6190 3 года назад +16

      congrats 200 like

    • @jenglottz
      @jenglottz 3 года назад +10

      i made a h a h a lol

    • @louisacevedo4534
      @louisacevedo4534 3 года назад +42

      I laughed way harder at this than I needed to lol

    • @maskgaming6637
      @maskgaming6637 3 года назад +16

      WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

    • @nbdmichael
      @nbdmichael 3 года назад +19

      "How would you like your chicken?"
      Me: Salmonella please

  • @IAMEYI
    @IAMEYI Год назад +3

    HIS NEIGHBORS MUST OF BEEN LIKE...
    If BEATING MY MEAT was a product.🤣💯

  • @antonioo6432
    @antonioo6432 2 года назад +89

    I know this is just a science experiment, but it breaks my heart to see a chicken being cooked unseasoned.

  • @huynguyenquang7435
    @huynguyenquang7435 3 года назад +3358

    “Where is the chicken?”
    “It’s being slapped.”
    “You mean being cooked”
    “I know what I said”

  • @ilovemyvida7536
    @ilovemyvida7536 3 года назад +841

    Restaurant: How would you like your steak done?
    Customer: Well slapped...

    • @shaunwalford3534
      @shaunwalford3534 3 года назад +15

      Waiter: how would you like your steak?
      Customer:
      Umm yes, could you slap it 25 thousand times...?

    • @erynmcc1221
      @erynmcc1221 3 года назад

      Under-rated comment

    • @anabelbarnes3524
      @anabelbarnes3524 3 года назад

      Underrated comment

  • @krishnak6863
    @krishnak6863 Год назад +9

    Bro I watched this video a year ago, and it came up in my A level Physics Exam today!

    • @Shayoconnor11
      @Shayoconnor11 Год назад

      Yep that specific heat capacity 5 marker 👀

  • @joshmartling
    @joshmartling Год назад +13

    I’m glad someone out there is tackling the important questions

  • @coldestballs3743
    @coldestballs3743 3 года назад +2074

    "Yo, you got an oven?"
    "Even better. *A slapper* "

  • @gotmoneyJ
    @gotmoneyJ 3 года назад +3836

    Customer: I’ll take the chicken.
    Waiter: How would you like that cooked sir?
    Customer: Slapped.

    • @skandankashyap
      @skandankashyap 3 года назад +9

      😂😂😂😂

    • @KZriex_
      @KZriex_ 3 года назад +11

      New way chicken should be cooked xD

    • @pizzathehut2561
      @pizzathehut2561 3 года назад +4

      I cracked up when I read this 😄😄😁

    • @eddixyt6302
      @eddixyt6302 3 года назад

      Umm I gave u 666 likes lol

    • @eddixyt6302
      @eddixyt6302 3 года назад

      Hehe now 717 likes

  • @Quietplague2000
    @Quietplague2000 Год назад +4

    Thank you Louis first time watching your channel and it was a treat. I hope you continue to do crazy experiments like this

  • @trevordelepine7708
    @trevordelepine7708 2 года назад +21

    Can we get this added to restaurant menus? I’d love to have a waitress ask me how I would like my meat prepared and be able to respond that I would like my meat slapped

  • @dislikebutton602
    @dislikebutton602 3 года назад +3170

    “How to cook a chicken”
    Google: use an oven
    Bing: use poultry punisher!

    • @tsunamifoxy
      @tsunamifoxy 3 года назад +19

      You've just yeed your last how!

    • @you-thought-bot6236
      @you-thought-bot6236 3 года назад +14

      The sun is cooking it

    • @Novusod
      @Novusod 3 года назад +9

      Have you ever thrown a chicken in the oven without putting it in a pan first? Just using an oven alone does not work.
      They needed to do the same thing with the slapper. Put the chicken in a pot and then slap the pot.

    • @sassterthesass1144
      @sassterthesass1144 3 года назад +4

      BEAT THE MEAT HARD

    • @mustang8206
      @mustang8206 3 года назад

      Reddit moment 🤢

  • @jester6802
    @jester6802 3 года назад +3721

    “How to cook chicken”
    google : put it in the oven
    bing:

  • @pierre-rose7783
    @pierre-rose7783 Год назад +5

    Wow ! Life must be really sweet when you actually have time for things like this !

  • @sandeepk4093
    @sandeepk4093 Год назад +2

    Imagine a world without RUclips. We would never have witnessed someone attempting to slap a chicken until it's cooked

  • @senorswordfish6019
    @senorswordfish6019 3 года назад +5004

    "How to cook chicken?"
    Google: Bake the chicken over medium heat and let it sit for 20 minutes.
    Bing:

    • @natalieharris4375
      @natalieharris4375 3 года назад +60

      this is the best one oh my gosh

    • @jtim83
      @jtim83 3 года назад +12

      True

    • @gxblynn1831
      @gxblynn1831 3 года назад +4

      Well this video is clearly the easier solution

    • @JayJ_
      @JayJ_ 3 года назад +1

      That’s The Other Way Around Bud

    • @Mr.Goosenhand
      @Mr.Goosenhand 3 года назад +2

      "Friction"

  • @Haverr1
    @Haverr1 3 года назад +1992

    My parents: “why dont you go outside and play with the neighbour kid”
    Neighbour kid:

  • @kiciacoldspring1621
    @kiciacoldspring1621 2 года назад

    I scrolled through about 100 videos to get to this one.
    And I'm not disappointed.

  • @SussBus
    @SussBus Год назад +5

    This man almost loves slapping as much as my Dad does...

  • @tsinlao750
    @tsinlao750 3 года назад +1938

    All his neighbors hear: “behold, the meat beater 9000!” *slapping noises for hours*

  • @gregsamuelarticona7747
    @gregsamuelarticona7747 3 года назад +370

    Oven: was invented in 1882
    People before 1882:

    • @MavrikUSMC
      @MavrikUSMC 3 года назад +5

      @Niralok nice way to be the guy you're talking about 🤣🤣🤣

    • @millie_drums
      @millie_drums 3 года назад +1

      lol Underrated comment

    • @jzjznsjz7909
      @jzjznsjz7909 3 года назад

      but there was fire they cooked it on fire and sticks

    • @zhazamco8088
      @zhazamco8088 3 года назад

      @@jzjznsjz7909 r/woooosh

    • @mui4435
      @mui4435 3 года назад

      lmao

  • @utubedestroysmytime
    @utubedestroysmytime Год назад +1

    As an hvac tech your designer was so archaic . Pulley and wheels man

  • @MySliceofLifeAnimation
    @MySliceofLifeAnimation Год назад +3

    I feel bad for the poor chicken farmer who worked so hard raising that chicken. 😂

  • @toast6494
    @toast6494 3 года назад +2747

    *House Next Door*
    "What are they doing?"
    "I heard they're trying to cook a chicken"
    "With a helicopter?"

  • @musiccritic8467
    @musiccritic8467 3 года назад +3716

    Imagine your out for a walk and you see your neighbour filming himself industrially slap a chicken

    • @randommmmmmmmmmmmm
      @randommmmmmmmmmmmm 3 года назад +17

      you're out*

    • @selfloveybear5556
      @selfloveybear5556 3 года назад +94

      Not to metion him Saying "THE MEAT BEATER 9000" 😂😂

    • @germ_eater
      @germ_eater 3 года назад +43

      the person: 👨‍🦯 i saw nothing

    • @sourapple7831
      @sourapple7831 3 года назад +15

      How to basic: first time?

    • @Sthuthukile
      @Sthuthukile 3 года назад +29

      I'd call the cops. Unless it was it in Florida, in which case I'd keep walking

  • @raeley6633
    @raeley6633 Год назад +1

    The poor chicken who had no idea even after its death it would be beaten to death

  • @chrisharmon1985
    @chrisharmon1985 Год назад +1

    Boy: " Mr. Owl, how many strokes from the meat beater 9000 does it take to..."
    Mr. Owl: " Don't finish that sentence."

  • @hardworkandguts
    @hardworkandguts 3 года назад +3093

    Thousands of years of science and engineering have led up to this moment.

    • @DudermanJensonHaeger
      @DudermanJensonHaeger 3 года назад +17

      hmmmm ugghh
      now my revenge all your decisions have led up to writing this comment

    • @performancetesting1
      @performancetesting1 3 года назад +5

      😆 Currently my favorite Internet comment. Bless you.

    • @retrouproar5968
      @retrouproar5968 3 года назад +7

      Your username and pfp are absolutely destroying me haha.
      I swear I always see something Evangelion related in completely unrelated video, whether it be a comment or a persons profile. I’m certainly not complaining though

    • @venus1333
      @venus1333 3 года назад +3

      As an engineer I am proud to say we have reached Humanity’s endgame. Soon we will accomplish it.

    • @benfairclough4428
      @benfairclough4428 3 года назад +2

      Now then how many slaps to cook a kid 🤣

  • @larry1videorater96
    @larry1videorater96 3 года назад +817

    "Ah yes waiter, I'd have the chicken, not roasted, not fried, slapped."
    "Very good, sir.'

  • @OxBoys
    @OxBoys Год назад

    This was a great video! Thanks for posting.

  • @NotAnOkai
    @NotAnOkai 2 года назад

    I have no idea why this was in my recomendations, but I'm glad it was.

  • @AliIKarimi
    @AliIKarimi 3 года назад +2371

    Salmonella: “what the hell is going on out there??”

  • @heapsbeeps
    @heapsbeeps 3 года назад +3564

    “You can’t kill what’s already killed”
    Oh were they wrong.

  • @TheHawks88
    @TheHawks88 Год назад +1

    My inner kid couldn’t help but laugh at
    “The Meat Beater 9000”.

  • @aussie_mozzie
    @aussie_mozzie 10 месяцев назад +1

    Imagine being these chickens, watching your corpses getting spanked to hell just to be cooked.

  • @Stormer13
    @Stormer13 2 года назад +1

    I love that to test if the motor was running cool, he grabbed it rather than do what I've learned to do and only poke it in case it is burning hot and you need to pull back fast.

  • @RPMusicInc
    @RPMusicInc Год назад +1

    It’s 11pm I’m watching a hand slap a chicken until it’s cooked

  • @koggy__
    @koggy__ 3 года назад +2527

    “Honey, the neighbour is slapping chickens again”

    • @DBT1007
      @DBT1007 3 года назад +29

      Hol up..
      How he/she know he's slapping chicken?
      And.. AGAIN? 😆

    • @alekkloc2079
      @alekkloc2079 3 года назад +8

      This dude is my neighbor

    • @sk8skii
      @sk8skii 3 года назад +4

      @@DBT1007 he knows just by knowing

    • @azl5044
      @azl5044 3 года назад +3

      @@alekkloc2079 does he slap chicken at a daily basis?

    • @daneilocorias7956
      @daneilocorias7956 3 года назад

      @@sk8skii true

  • @ehhhhhhhh2233
    @ehhhhhhhh2233 2 года назад

    Bro I'm just gonna say, I'm not watching your video but the first two seconds had me laughing my ass off out loud 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jovanniargueta8163
    @jovanniargueta8163 Год назад +2

    That's how the fuck machine was thought of.

  • @TheLemonyFreshhh1
    @TheLemonyFreshhh1 3 года назад +1201

    A brave little girl once said “Look at all those chickens”

  • @thefaithslayer2553
    @thefaithslayer2553 Год назад

    "so, what did you do this weekend?"
    "Bruh...you ain't gonna believe it."

  • @Spritel4
    @Spritel4 Год назад +3

    I never thought in my lifetime I would watch another man slap their chicken for 15 minutes.

  • @sketch5188
    @sketch5188 3 года назад +1766

    The chicken: You won't even let me be in peace after I die huh

    • @ImMarius1
      @ImMarius1 3 года назад

      Huh

    • @xxjer23xx91
      @xxjer23xx91 3 года назад

      *Huh*

    • @ankylopea
      @ankylopea 3 года назад +1

      In one piece even

    • @whoknowswhocares885
      @whoknowswhocares885 3 года назад +7

      His remains should have been disposed of properly, prepped deep fried and served in a bucket

    • @TheJayzBlu4721
      @TheJayzBlu4721 3 года назад +3

      @@whoknowswhocares885 *this is a bucket*

  • @IsoyaYasuji
    @IsoyaYasuji 3 года назад +2290

    _”How to cook chicken?”_
    Google: **a well detailed instructions on how to cook chicken**
    *_Bing:_*

    • @noname-eo1he
      @noname-eo1he 3 года назад +58

      5 years later
      Internet Explorer: errr what were we supposed to find again?

    • @everysubonepushup
      @everysubonepushup 3 года назад +21

      Wikihow be like

    • @untypical-otrashchannelasi2781
      @untypical-otrashchannelasi2781 3 года назад +12

      @@noname-eo1he fire fox : what???

    • @sr.jeffidoodle1413
      @sr.jeffidoodle1413 3 года назад +1

      Quality comment my dude

    • @xprodigy1x674
      @xprodigy1x674 3 года назад +9

      @@untypical-otrashchannelasi2781 Opera: to cook the chicken you must heat it up to the point of it cooking

  • @nickcole3932
    @nickcole3932 7 месяцев назад +3

    7:30 one must imagine Sisyphus happy

    • @SuperDZ555
      @SuperDZ555 4 месяца назад

      one must imagine sisyphus slapping a chicken

  • @drechenlard6491
    @drechenlard6491 2 года назад +1

    thats probably one of the best machines there are on youtube

  • @paularobles5441
    @paularobles5441 3 года назад +824

    "what are we having for dinner?"
    "slapped chicken"

    • @AshwinSadh
      @AshwinSadh 3 года назад +3

      That sounds quite more funny😂😂

    • @blythesaunders3124
      @blythesaunders3124 3 года назад

      so you want raw chicken 👌

    • @beevstew1896
      @beevstew1896 3 года назад +1

      if only we had stronger stomachs 😔

  • @bigman2041
    @bigman2041 3 года назад +727

    Imagine being the chicken before you died and your friends are saying your life has great things ahead of you

  • @schnappicrocodil9249
    @schnappicrocodil9249 Год назад

    About 2 and a half minutes in I realized I was watching a pointless video, but I couldn't stop as I became invested.

  • @drgonzo696
    @drgonzo696 2 года назад +4

    So you put the chicken in direct sunlight, in essentially a greenhouse, to do a temperature experiment? I'm no internet scientist, but I have seen a bag of gummy bears melt inside in a car on a breezy autumn day, so maybe this summer I'll save on propane and grill meat in my Subaru.

    • @sleeptil3
      @sleeptil3 Год назад

      THANK YOU. CAME HERE TO SAY EXACTLY THIS.
      Next.

  • @hunterpiece6249
    @hunterpiece6249 3 года назад +1463

    "Have you seasoned the slappers?" Lmao the most important question being asked.

    • @hystericallover5989
      @hystericallover5989 3 года назад +48

      Why I season my slapper, NOT my steak

    • @coderr_
      @coderr_ 3 года назад +6

      @@hystericallover5989 i know that guy

    • @armadragon6256
      @armadragon6256 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @MN-qp6bf
      @MN-qp6bf 3 года назад +1

      In Creole New Orleans, seasoning is slapper 🐻

    • @kaylahrice8265
      @kaylahrice8265 3 года назад

      Bro this comment.... 💀

  • @Smunos_
    @Smunos_ 3 года назад +16816

    In a world where we never discovered fire, this is how ovens look like

    • @sapphirejones7302
      @sapphirejones7302 3 года назад +235

      🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 Why can't I stop seeing that now?

    • @ChildovGhad
      @ChildovGhad 3 года назад +343

      In a world where we never discovered fire, the only material he used that would be on hand is wood. No metals. No plastics. Not even electricity for a motor, and definitely not a 2 stroke internal combustion engine. You'd probably have to do it like the ancient grain pounding machine from China. But of course, that's way too slow to heat up a chicken by even 1/100 of a degree.

    • @hueleotortuga7894
      @hueleotortuga7894 3 года назад +87

      Bro, just imagine what the guns are like ; -;

    • @spirianash7987
      @spirianash7987 3 года назад +104

      They're evolving.... but BACKWARDS?!?!

    • @kolax8796
      @kolax8796 3 года назад +81

      Kfc would become a high tier elite restaurant with how long this takes

  • @TheBroDudeMan
    @TheBroDudeMan Год назад +2

    The last rig used slapping + sliding, which goes against the original hypothesis. After your rubber material hits the chimken, the wheel's rotation makes it slide off, which adds to the heat (imagine rubbing your hands quickly in the winter) without it being a slap. The other iterations of your rig were ok though, they only used slaps.

  • @rustyshell2
    @rustyshell2 Год назад +2

    Imagine the chicken looking down from heaven wondering why?

  • @themaster_ethan
    @themaster_ethan 3 года назад +828

    I can’t believe I am starting my 2021 watching a chicken getting slapped. I’m dead

  • @TimoIvvie
    @TimoIvvie 3 года назад +1364

    “Honey cook the chicken”
    “Ok”
    *proceeds to rip a hole through reality*

    • @FueledSmells
      @FueledSmells 3 года назад +12

      ZA HANDO

    • @RandomGuy-xb4ez
      @RandomGuy-xb4ez 3 года назад +2

      @@FueledSmells Jojo weeeeeb

    • @moth8775
      @moth8775 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/SZEsElYyO0Y/видео.html

    • @a.g.u.2399
      @a.g.u.2399 3 года назад

      @@moth8775 vegan

    • @moth8775
      @moth8775 3 года назад +2

      @@a.g.u.2399 No

  • @TheAsianProdigyHD
    @TheAsianProdigyHD Год назад

    This is good content and what RUclips was created for. Subbed!

  • @keriddunk1520
    @keriddunk1520 Год назад +1

    Dude you are basically cooling the chicken as the slapper is basically a fan pushing cold air over it thus heat gets dissipated

  • @CoffeeMug2828
    @CoffeeMug2828 3 года назад +4318

    At this point I'm wondering. What series of life decision led me to watch a guy slap-cooking a chicken using science.

    • @TheSaristudios
      @TheSaristudios 3 года назад +33

      I don’t know 😂 but I was thinking the same thing.

    • @itsCN
      @itsCN 3 года назад +18

      RUclips recommended is the answer

    • @supertuesday600
      @supertuesday600 3 года назад +3

      And still science can't answer one of life's most difficult question: Which came first, Chicken or Egg?

    • @Gijsje.
      @Gijsje. 3 года назад +6

      Don't worry about it, just blame it on covid 😂

    • @justacube8425
      @justacube8425 3 года назад +1

      Same

  • @petermin459
    @petermin459 3 года назад +1163

    "How to cook a chicken"
    Google: First, you roast it in the oven...
    Bing:

  • @Zharkan16
    @Zharkan16 Год назад +1

    You didn't quite convince me to buy this for cooking my dinner but in the next upgrade maybe.

  • @khaksar99
    @khaksar99 Год назад +1

    "That chicken had a tough time"

  • @BrokenTreeBranch458
    @BrokenTreeBranch458 3 года назад +2225

    Ancestors: *discovered fire, increased energy output of the human race thousands of folds making work easier.*
    Descendants:

  • @JohnnyMagic13
    @JohnnyMagic13 3 года назад +1178

    "Hey honey, what's that noise?"
    "It's just the chicken cooking."

    • @void6048
      @void6048 3 года назад +7

      Its 1 am and i was looking at this comment.. oh boy u can imagine how that went.

    • @mashihodpotatoetm4572
      @mashihodpotatoetm4572 3 года назад +3

      I laugh like a banshee

    • @The_gay_one
      @The_gay_one 3 года назад +1

      i hope when i have a gf that doesnt break up with me she sais this

    • @impolitedirector3595
      @impolitedirector3595 3 года назад +3

      "Just beating some meat"

    • @joshuagibson2520
      @joshuagibson2520 3 года назад

      It's a flawed unit where there are no constants.

  • @phoenixwang7920
    @phoenixwang7920 Год назад +1

    Can't believe I'm watching slapping chicken at 1AM lol

  • @karl9397
    @karl9397 2 года назад

    Watching the chicken jiggle and it's lil wings wobble as it's slapped is the best part

  • @awesomebosna2796
    @awesomebosna2796 3 года назад +267

    “How would you like your chicken sir?”
    *slapped*

    • @mrcatsbattlefield7072
      @mrcatsbattlefield7072 3 года назад +1

      This is starting to be like the speed run Mario giant OP slap bowser out of existence but instead of bowser chicken

    • @bluesolace9052
      @bluesolace9052 3 года назад

      *waiter starts strangle holding a chicken and pins it to the floor before slapping it over and over in the middle of the restaurant*

    • @bigboys586
      @bigboys586 3 года назад +1

      Naw beat shicken

  • @bobthebuilder480
    @bobthebuilder480 3 года назад +5486

    Can we just take a minute to appreciate the chickens who donated their bodies to science.

    • @David-cu1xy
      @David-cu1xy 3 года назад +169

      I’m vegan but I approve of this experiment

    • @OK-vt9ez
      @OK-vt9ez 3 года назад +2

      😂

    • @OK-vt9ez
      @OK-vt9ez 3 года назад +48

      @Jakub Zubek no shit Sherlock it’s a joke

    • @franco.8944
      @franco.8944 3 года назад +33

      @Jakub Zubek oh stfu man. you sure love the parties.

    • @pie9816
      @pie9816 3 года назад +5

      Yes we need to appreciate them

  • @DustinBusa914
    @DustinBusa914 2 года назад

    “That looks like a sign…from the lord.” Had me rollin’

  • @braydintoia2437
    @braydintoia2437 Год назад

    I was sipping on tea 😂 as soon as the video played I literally spat it out laughing hahaha

  • @arewenot
    @arewenot 3 года назад +2394

    **fire was discovered 2 million years ago**
    how humans cook chickens before then:

  • @RubixKyuub
    @RubixKyuub 3 года назад +4178

    Imagine doing all this just for someone to say “It’s RAW!”

  • @sashabely5200
    @sashabely5200 Год назад

    'In the future we will have flying cars'
    The future: Slapping a chiken to see if it gets cooked

  • @2ia24_juansamuelchristophe2
    @2ia24_juansamuelchristophe2 Год назад +1

    Imagine seeing the chicken soul, seeing its body done like that

  • @ZayRashod
    @ZayRashod 3 года назад +77872

    Imagine dying a painful death as a chicken then seeing your body be used by the “MEAT BEATER 9000”

    • @beatoriusb.i.g3063
      @beatoriusb.i.g3063 3 года назад +503

      Where's new zay?

    • @mvyper
      @mvyper 3 года назад +596

      Extremely sad.

    • @PoatMan
      @PoatMan 3 года назад +78

      Here when comment 4 min ago

    • @quazar-omega
      @quazar-omega 3 года назад +395

      I'd be honoured

    • @Shadowlobandi
      @Shadowlobandi 3 года назад +253

      *SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP*

  • @HowNiftyYT
    @HowNiftyYT 3 года назад +831

    Imagine living the life of a chicken just to die and be slapped 24,000 times

    • @Bruh-ej8ib
      @Bruh-ej8ib 3 года назад +22

      Damn thats deep

    • @ava_a313
      @ava_a313 3 года назад +13

      S C I E N C E

    • @gabrielhanson8575
      @gabrielhanson8575 3 года назад +6

      @@ava_a313 E X T R E M E

    • @FishieFishFosh
      @FishieFishFosh 3 года назад +6

      _what did i do wrong to get slapped that many times_

    • @Raydamz
      @Raydamz 3 года назад +4

      I would like to be that chicken

  • @Russell_and_Rosko
    @Russell_and_Rosko 2 года назад

    This is the silliest thing i’ve seen in a while

  • @amandabargeman6081
    @amandabargeman6081 Год назад +5

    Have you thought about trying it with a tougher meat like venison? It would probably need more slaps bc it's tougher but it might stay together better? Maybe?

  • @ArichDKC
    @ArichDKC 3 года назад +10852

    It's 1/1/2021 and my entire life has led to this.

  • @AliIKarimi
    @AliIKarimi 3 года назад +1587

    This is like an alternate universe where human society invented the wheel but didn’t discover fire.

    • @indrocringe5576
      @indrocringe5576 3 года назад +159

      Instead of indoor heating, during Winter we just enter a big slap chamber

    • @nicolaaslouw9945
      @nicolaaslouw9945 3 года назад +12

      Top comment right here

    • @OnceABustAlwaysABust
      @OnceABustAlwaysABust 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @h3llboyyy407
      @h3llboyyy407 3 года назад +5

      @@indrocringe5576 make it a story , i wanna see a live action

    • @baxill23
      @baxill23 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sportsandgamesden3983
    @sportsandgamesden3983 Год назад

    At some point I think this turned from a science experiment into a weird beat a dead animal ritual.

  • @ctrlrun3149
    @ctrlrun3149 2 года назад

    This chicken waited his whole life for that moment, oh wait.

  • @justinmikko1321
    @justinmikko1321 3 года назад +2194

    How to roast chicken?
    Google: use an oven
    Bing:

  • @joetvr4003
    @joetvr4003 Год назад +1

    Can't believe I watched some guy I've never met before slap his chicken for 15 min

  • @NewHueyX
    @NewHueyX Год назад

    The chickens spirit is watching its body going through the ringer thinking, "like damn, so this is what it comes down too huh"

  • @silverzombie7619
    @silverzombie7619 3 года назад +3772

    God: Dont ever look back
    Chicken: looks back
    Her corpse:

  • @GokuTheHusky
    @GokuTheHusky 3 года назад +857

    It's all fun and games until the chicken says "is that all you got daddy"

  • @tootall1691
    @tootall1691 Год назад

    "what the hell are you doing in there?" just slappin my chicken

  • @zanido9073
    @zanido9073 Год назад

    i've heard of choking the chicken but this is on a whole nother level