Food Theory: Can A Slap REALLY Cook A Chicken?

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  • Опубликовано: 28 май 2021
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    Can you cook a chicken with a slap? Ever since I came across that idea, I knew I would have to cover it eventually. There have been a lot of attempts to make this work. Today Food Theorists, I will not stop until we figure it out. CAN it work? Could a HUMAN do it? Let's get slappin' and find out!
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Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @dmaac9856
    @dmaac9856 2 года назад +7158

    Theory: how far away would a frozen pizza need to be away from a nuclear explosion to be perfectly cooked.

    • @Praecantetia
      @Praecantetia 2 года назад +301

      mmm radiation topped pizza

    • @joelhoon1707
      @joelhoon1707 2 года назад +18

      @@KINGJERMARCUS GOD WILL THOUGH, LET YOUR COMMENTS BE GRINDED FOR CARBON DIOXIDE MANIFESTATION AND OXYGEN DE-MANIFESTATION 🙂🙃🤗☻🤡
      ALSO I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST CHRISTIANS OKAY.
      Edit: i honestly just decided to go random with this comment

    • @alexthomas8685
      @alexthomas8685 2 года назад +164

      What would be the cheepest way to cook as many pizzas as possible? What bombs and pizza are most optimal?

    • @spamtong.spamtonthedealmak1256
      @spamtong.spamtonthedealmak1256 2 года назад +33

      *yes.*

    • @WCRyder
      @WCRyder 2 года назад +37

      That's not that bad of an idea

  • @TheHispanicUsername
    @TheHispanicUsername 2 года назад +3257

    Finally,something that won’t ruin my whole childhood.

  • @Atwistedandbrokentale
    @Atwistedandbrokentale 5 месяцев назад +41

    7:04 not yet, you still have to talk about him on style theory. What about how his shoes can stay together with his run speed?

  • @Ruii.Ruicha
    @Ruii.Ruicha Год назад +35

    0:35 I love this part of the intro

  • @pingui8064
    @pingui8064 2 года назад +2356

    Matpat: "You can't divide by zero here, people."
    Vsauce: "Or can you? "

    • @goodpeople2953
      @goodpeople2953 2 года назад +7

      Hahahahahaha 96 likes

    • @Shadoxite
      @Shadoxite 2 года назад +15

      Wifies: u sure abaut dat

    • @StephenDelRosario777
      @StephenDelRosario777 2 года назад +30

      *cue vsauce intro music*

    • @izs6946
      @izs6946 2 года назад +6

      try using limits? what if we try solving it as time reaches 0s?

    • @ChromiF
      @ChromiF 2 года назад +4

      Hahahahahahaha 169 likes

  • @JoelCreates
    @JoelCreates 2 года назад +6140

    I'd like to think that food slap science is merely in its infancy

    • @TheHispanicUsername
      @TheHispanicUsername 2 года назад +42

      here before a horde of likes comes over because verified person

    • @amaliadragan2480
      @amaliadragan2480 2 года назад +4

      *DC Universe Movie Characters Cast 2*

    • @Hamox
      @Hamox 2 года назад +3

      Indeed is it

    • @vanessaharms6375
      @vanessaharms6375 2 года назад +1

      I slapped the ground in .40 mili seconds

    • @Unitykn1ght
      @Unitykn1ght 2 года назад +1

      U
      R
      Joe
      Mama

  • @allanday3807
    @allanday3807 Год назад +32

    Theory: how high would you need to drop a steak for it to be perfectly cooked

    • @user-cy9jr9gt2f
      @user-cy9jr9gt2f 16 дней назад +2

      air resistance will ruin the show.
      but you can probably drop it from space in a heatshealded metal container

  • @olivercampbell6120
    @olivercampbell6120 Год назад +20

    And I think Louis forgot 1 last category for his slapping machine. Structeral Integrity

  • @rosesareredvioletsblue5438
    @rosesareredvioletsblue5438 2 года назад +1647

    "Can you cook a chicken by slapping it?"
    *Ferb, i know what we're gonna do today*

    • @laurenpelto325
      @laurenpelto325 2 года назад +51

      Quick, to the grocery store!

    • @jAcK00p7
      @jAcK00p7 2 года назад +58

      Hey
      Where's Perry?

    • @Leo-gq1yi
      @Leo-gq1yi 2 года назад +36

      Whachya doin?

    • @fluffydumbun
      @fluffydumbun 2 года назад +6

      Is that an asexual flag pfp I see?
      👉👈😳
      Or am I just projecting lol-

    • @janiceandthomas
      @janiceandthomas 2 года назад +30

      🎶 There's 104 days of summer vacation
      And school comes along just to end it...

  • @ChengTeoh
    @ChengTeoh 2 года назад +8168

    Imagine being so excited getting a call to join the Justice League only to be disappointed to find out that they just wanted you for your ability to slap cook a chicken.

  • @Phantomjay09
    @Phantomjay09 Год назад +67

    What I like about hello fresh is the fact that they don't seem to require the youtubers they sponsor to say very specific things like "the number on shopping tool in amercia" or "noise isolating fit." They seem to just give a general list of ideas the youtuber needs to convey and let them do it in their own style. (Nothing against raycon or honey BTW I just thunk its funny that every youtuber has to say the axact same sentences about them(

    • @Khusyasy
      @Khusyasy 8 месяцев назад

      thunk

    • @Phantomjay09
      @Phantomjay09 8 месяцев назад

      @@Khusyasy you make fun of thunk but not axact?

    • @ConstantDerivative
      @ConstantDerivative 5 месяцев назад

      @@Phantomjay09 axactly

    • @AngryFloatingCow
      @AngryFloatingCow 3 месяца назад

      I would be concerned if Hello Fresh was asking RUclipsrs to brag about a “noise isolating fit”

  • @alphablack5520
    @alphablack5520 Год назад +133

    Remember that resting the meat can also cook it further, cooldown is therefore not a bad thing. You can rest the meat during slaps per cooldown session.

  • @Weisz
    @Weisz 2 года назад +1960

    *Food Theory + Louis Weisz collab when?*
    ok but for real I’m so completely overwhelmed & genuinely honored to be included in a theory video.
    The theorist channels have been such a big influence for me over the years, and to see it come full circle like this is something I never expected. Thank you for being an inspiration to me and many others, and for creating content that not only entertains but genuinely adds value.

    • @TheShadowKnight.
      @TheShadowKnight. 2 года назад +25

      Why is there only one reply, you have many subscribers lol.

    • @xjam99
      @xjam99 2 года назад +31

      I was hoping he'd mention you in this video, and he did!

    • @potato-kc8fc
      @potato-kc8fc 2 года назад +10

      Can i have your chicken pls

    • @bendrowned8506
      @bendrowned8506 2 года назад +6

      Hello verified person that im sad i dont know

    • @TheKingofRandom
      @TheKingofRandom 2 года назад +16

      We would watch this collab 👏

  • @larrylzzz
    @larrylzzz 2 года назад +197

    We’re so focused on cooking the chicken we forgot we cooked our hand

  • @camdustin9164
    @camdustin9164 Год назад +7

    That guy who made the meat beater 9001 actually managed to successfully cooked a chicken the machine, after he modify it to be sturdier, the video is on his channel. So cooking a chicken just by slapping it is not just a theory anymore, it is completely practical.

  • @pathecat_
    @pathecat_ Год назад +4

    1:42 I like how he called it freedom units

  • @Kus4i
    @Kus4i 2 года назад +330

    Waitress- “do you want your chicken grilled, fried of steamed”
    Me- “SlApPEd

    • @notisaac6041
      @notisaac6041 2 года назад +2

      comedy g o l d

    • @BatCostumeGuy
      @BatCostumeGuy 2 года назад +2

      @@notisaac6041 comedy nickel

    • @marcodvbr8641
      @marcodvbr8641 2 года назад +1

      Imagine you're a writer for sonic back then...then you write that sonic did the waterball thing in 0.000000000001 milisecond...couple decades later your character is now fit for slapping a chicken to perfection

    • @arbor8445
      @arbor8445 2 года назад

      where funni

    • @rita25y.o-checkmyvideo2
      @rita25y.o-checkmyvideo2 2 года назад

      from the

  • @jus_VAMPIRE
    @jus_VAMPIRE 2 года назад +696

    “Look in the sky”
    “It’s a bird, it’s a plane”
    “ITS MEAT BEATER MAN”

  • @TheOneWhoActuallyAsked
    @TheOneWhoActuallyAsked Год назад +7

    Who needs science class when you have Mat Pat? 😂

  • @RandomGirl785
    @RandomGirl785 8 месяцев назад +5

    4:54 It sure sounds unholy 💀

  • @scrillthebeast2066
    @scrillthebeast2066 2 года назад +633

    Oh I remember the saying:
    “Nothing is stronger than a mother’s slap”
    Should be enough to cook the chicken nicely

    • @rikuleinonen
      @rikuleinonen 2 года назад +1

      r/woooosh

    • @benedict0902
      @benedict0902 2 года назад

      The only real question for the answer Yo Mamma

    • @wafIeee
      @wafIeee 2 года назад +1

      uh the chicken would be incinerated

    • @barracudainaboat9135
      @barracudainaboat9135 2 года назад

      @@rikuleinonen Why r/woooosh.

    • @cavemanvi
      @cavemanvi 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/68L6JA_CnmU/видео.html

  • @reitheinsolvable7380
    @reitheinsolvable7380 2 года назад +96

    Waiter: Sir, how would you like your chicken
    Me: *SLAPPED*

  • @Willdog1993
    @Willdog1993 4 месяца назад +2

    One character I didnt hear mentioned was E. Honda from Street Fighter, his primary special move is literally called "Hundred Hand Slap", it would be interesting to see the calculations on how long it would take him to cook a chicken!

  • @YassAhm
    @YassAhm Год назад +1

    1:34 i love how he put 42 because 42 is the answer to everything in the universe lol

  • @crystalrodriguez114
    @crystalrodriguez114 2 года назад +493

    Matpat: * makes a video that doesn't ruin my childhood * me: impossible

    • @jaydev4017
      @jaydev4017 2 года назад +9

      You just watched machamp and sonic beat their meat.

    • @aggameplay9418
      @aggameplay9418 2 года назад +2

      @Ur cool 😎 spammer

    • @ronaldmcdonald5498
      @ronaldmcdonald5498 2 года назад +1

      @Ur cool 😎 spammer

    • @basicperson
      @basicperson 2 года назад +1

      @Ur cool 😎 no

    • @Slime01957
      @Slime01957 2 года назад +1

      @Ur cool 😎 why are you sending me to Jesus

  • @marymcwatters7606
    @marymcwatters7606 2 года назад +2403

    i can imagine sonic being a waiter it would go something like:
    customer: i want a steak
    sonic: right away
    customer: sir you do know this steak is raw right?
    sonic: *u sure?*

    • @nxquix
      @nxquix 2 года назад +131

      SLAP ok it’s all cooked

    • @demirginlik5575
      @demirginlik5575 2 года назад +118

      *slaps the steak*
      customer:HOLY WHAT?
      sonic: see it is cooked

    • @The-one-and-only-Fruitcake
      @The-one-and-only-Fruitcake 2 года назад +40

      Sonic: *slaps*
      Me: oookay then.

    • @goggywithagun3254
      @goggywithagun3254 2 года назад +9

      um sure GOKU or a saiyan kid

    • @pjdianalan7934
      @pjdianalan7934 2 года назад +12

      Sonic could use his kinetic energy to heat the steak.

  • @Marshmellow_Cat
    @Marshmellow_Cat Год назад

    Love coming back to old videos, is it wierd that the day I learned about different types of energy is the day mat uploads this video? Yes, but it's funny
    And did this help me with the pop quiz a few days later? Yes, but it's funny

  • @DiddyDidas
    @DiddyDidas 8 месяцев назад

    I was looking at the merch. Great quality 👍

  • @lethanh90
    @lethanh90 2 года назад +261

    “You know the meme, you clicked” I didn’t know this was a meme, I just clicked because… well… it’s food theory

    • @CHUM_BIRKHE
      @CHUM_BIRKHE 2 года назад

      Get original.

    • @Blossom-wn3kv
      @Blossom-wn3kv 2 года назад +1

      @@CHUM_BIRKHE OoOoOoH a PeRiOd!!! hOw ScArY!!!

  • @britanimations2002
    @britanimations2002 2 года назад +1589

    *slaps roof of chicken* this bad boy can fit so much kenetic and thermal energy in it

    • @LuigiMaster987
      @LuigiMaster987 2 года назад +33

      I don't know what's more concerning, the roof of chicken or the RUclips links above me

    • @clementcourtenay1618
      @clementcourtenay1618 2 года назад +24

      @@LuigiMaster987 the youtube links clearly. Even more concerning, one of them is a French link, to a conspiracy theory...... What is it even doing here in the first place?!

    • @owyemen9367
      @owyemen9367 2 года назад +6

      @@clementcourtenay1618 algorithm

    • @ffc1a28c7
      @ffc1a28c7 2 года назад +5

      Kinetic and thermal energy is the same thing lol. Thermal energy is just the individual atoms jiggling and transferring kinetic energy between one another.

    • @animalxing8697
      @animalxing8697 2 года назад +5

      i don't know why, the word slap is just funny to me. even the concept is funny to me. I think I need slapped.

  • @tiernanfitzpatrick3345
    @tiernanfitzpatrick3345 Год назад +1

    The intro was absolutely amazing 👍

  • @ashe_hikari5335
    @ashe_hikari5335 Год назад +1

    Bayonetta would actually be amazing at this, umbra witches can control time so she can slow it down so slow she could effectively cook chicken faster than sonic

  • @lizzywhitmore4797
    @lizzywhitmore4797 2 года назад +292

    I want to know Mark and Ethan's thoughts on this

  • @SpoonAtNoon
    @SpoonAtNoon 2 года назад +171

    When mat announced that he was gonna make a food theory channel I was like "there is nothing you could possibly put on food theory" boy did he prove me wrong...

    • @jimbothegymbro7086
      @jimbothegymbro7086 2 года назад +19

      You underestimate the mental affects of prolonged diet coke consumption

    • @gachazachary2873
      @gachazachary2873 2 года назад +2

      Imagine if his 4th channel will be animal theory

    • @dont2604
      @dont2604 2 года назад +2

      ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹE ҎÎḈ₸ŬRE

    • @gavinschlachta9276
      @gavinschlachta9276 2 года назад +1

      I thought that to

  • @simoneazzopardi4325
    @simoneazzopardi4325 Год назад +4

    Gary just doing a shell roll over the chicken will turn it into a nice Stuffed chicken with garnish on a plate and the chicken because I’ve been alive

  • @YTwowie
    @YTwowie Год назад +2

    Matpat : The Slap Cook"
    Me : *Hears another thing*

  • @laurenpelto325
    @laurenpelto325 2 года назад +729

    Food theory's asking the important questions in life

  • @tannerr8317
    @tannerr8317 2 года назад +581

    “Which game character is the best meat beater” would make GREAT clickbait title. 🤔

  • @yvonnezimmer7246
    @yvonnezimmer7246 8 месяцев назад +1

    May I suggest, the vampires from the twilight series. They can do things really fast but have also trained to seem human and not break things.

  • @nikolinasimic5737
    @nikolinasimic5737 7 месяцев назад

    7:06 Maybe on style theory you can talk about his shoes and how long they would last, because sonic wears them always, and because being fast would ruin shoes quickly i think

  • @funniusername4355
    @funniusername4355 2 года назад +147

    "Dad, what are we having for dinner?"
    "Well we'll be having some good ol' Sonic slap cooked chicken son!"

  • @apoiosupport1303
    @apoiosupport1303 2 года назад +2847

    my mom is professional at slap-cooking. she trained a lot with me!

    • @jullitaczajkowska4200
      @jullitaczajkowska4200 2 года назад +28

      youchy

    • @darkuim8557
      @darkuim8557 2 года назад +55

      Does that mean your also good at slap cookinh

    • @bigred7646
      @bigred7646 2 года назад +22

      Same

    • @LeBlingKing
      @LeBlingKing 2 года назад +122

      Are you medium well or well done

    • @bigred7646
      @bigred7646 2 года назад +165

      @@LeBlingKing over abused.... I mean over cooked

  • @bananakittycat5477
    @bananakittycat5477 Год назад +2

    this is the only theory channel (the other channels by this creator have obvious exceptions) that i support.

  • @FnordLord10
    @FnordLord10 Год назад +1

    Sonic: Oh no, I forgot to cook thanksgiving dinner and my friends are at the door.
    The friends: walk in the door.
    Sonic: hey guys, want some turkey I cooked 12 seconds ago?

  • @carO1522_
    @carO1522_ 2 года назад +83

    Has anyone noticed how every episode it just gets like 10 percent weirder, in a good way

  • @purerasslin91
    @purerasslin91 2 года назад +179

    "Sonic Slap-Cooked Chicken" sounds like a menu item at Sonic.

  • @ninademci1500
    @ninademci1500 Год назад

    MatPat, at I lived a very sheltered life. Until today, Sunday, April 9, 2023, I had never heard of slap cooking. It’s Easter. So, to Ollie, Steph, and you, Happy Easter! 🐰 🐣

  • @wesleypitts3787
    @wesleypitts3787 3 месяца назад +1

    Mat did the Flash dirty by just making him a footnote in all this.

  • @Version0111
    @Version0111 2 года назад +128

    Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

    • @verryberryman7655
      @verryberryman7655 2 года назад +4

      What reason is there to not cook a chicken through slap?

    • @Version0111
      @Version0111 2 года назад

      @@verryberryman7655 for starters the hand that's doing the slapping will probably cook at roughly the same speed.

    • @verryberryman7655
      @verryberryman7655 2 года назад +1

      @@Version0111 good chicken comes with sacrifice

  • @xxxwafflesxxx6038
    @xxxwafflesxxx6038 2 года назад +102

    Me: slaps sibling
    The sibling: *on fire*

  • @Doublehooded
    @Doublehooded 8 месяцев назад

    "LIMIT? I'VE GOT YOUR LIMIT" *Proceeds to cook 100 chickens per picoseconds*

  • @ginkg0.branch
    @ginkg0.branch 7 месяцев назад +1

    I certainly didn't expect to watch this video in my science class today...

  • @lucassalinas1165
    @lucassalinas1165 2 года назад +180

    "One character comes to mind"
    The flash
    "Sonic"

    • @PrimeTime_Pictures
      @PrimeTime_Pictures 2 года назад +2

      That was me exactly

    • @soulgamer1715
      @soulgamer1715 2 года назад +1

      Saitama from one punch man

    • @craftmastr
      @craftmastr 2 года назад +13

      It's funnier when you take into account how many times the Flash was teased throughout this video

    • @Metalicyt
      @Metalicyt 2 года назад

      @@craftmastr yet, he only mentions his name once

    • @AkiyamaHaito
      @AkiyamaHaito 2 года назад +1

      True lmao. I was thinking to myself, wouldn't the flash do the trick? XD

  • @ojhats3812
    @ojhats3812 2 года назад +108

    Dude I can’t stop laughing this is the first time I was happy for the sponsor. I really needed the break

  • @andrewgamble71
    @andrewgamble71 Год назад +3

    NOT EVEN JOKING THIS WAS A QUESTION ON MY EDEXCEL PHYSICS PAPER 3 EXAM TODAY I KNEW THE ANSWER BC OF THIS VIDEO LET'S GOOOO MATPAT!

  • @justarandomcommenterdontmi4485
    @justarandomcommenterdontmi4485 6 месяцев назад

    Monk: i cast burning hand
    Enemy: do you not mean...
    Kershlap

  • @cloudy_chaos
    @cloudy_chaos 2 года назад +129

    This brings back memories when [Redacted Channel] slapped a chicken for science purposes

    • @minbevy
      @minbevy 2 года назад +9

      i thought nobody would've said it i was scrolling through the comments looking for it--

    • @beluwuga
      @beluwuga 2 года назад +1

      YUP.

    • @datwyanfrink7603
      @datwyanfrink7603 2 года назад +3

      Surprised nobody just went and said the name

    • @minbevy
      @minbevy 2 года назад +1

      @@datwyanfrink7603 it is [REDACTED] now

    • @tigerguyTDS
      @tigerguyTDS 2 года назад +1

      Wait what channel

  • @micahplays4939
    @micahplays4939 Год назад

    Intro was perfect!

  • @Incrediblemulkey
    @Incrediblemulkey Год назад

    the flash could work well too seeing as he runs so fast he can break the time barrier

  • @cretaceousarachnid
    @cretaceousarachnid 2 года назад +463

    I want to take a minute to appreciate Matt. He balances his personal life, and other channels as well. He spends hours writing and recording these theories for our enjoyment. You do a good job Matt, and it’s alright if you want to take a break. Have a good day, evening, or night! :)

    • @TianaMay
      @TianaMay 2 года назад +39

      Don't forget his incredible team that helps him to come up with ideas, research and also writing so that he can sometimes spend time with his family!

    • @cretaceousarachnid
      @cretaceousarachnid 2 года назад +10

      @@TianaMay Yup!

    • @monioni7923
      @monioni7923 2 года назад +8

      all while raising a child too

    • @cretaceousarachnid
      @cretaceousarachnid 2 года назад +3

      @@monioni7923 Yeah lol. He really does do a good job! :D

    • @LLL.143
      @LLL.143 2 года назад

      @@RepairRat you can just go and search it then? why does everything need to be spoon-fed nowadays? ö

  • @kingofbudokai
    @kingofbudokai 2 года назад +56

    The fact that you actually CAN slap a chicken into edible levels of cooked brings me more joy than it probably should. I understand the concept of the question, but I always assumed that it would never work in any practical way. That meatbeater machine is incredible, if unfortunately named lol. Edit: I didn't think of this until afterwards, but typically in cooking meats, a lower temperature over greater time ensures more juice in the meat while a higher heat over a shorter time results in a dryer meat (the same principle applies to baked goods, slower/lower gives a softer dough, higher and hotter is more crispy, because in both cases it's about water retention). Which means if Sonic cooks this chicken at lightning speed as he might, it would be the driest chicken ever consumed and frankly, idk if that's worth it.

    • @oktested6121
      @oktested6121 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/2Ubh5dOwFBw/видео.html

  • @darkritetsuiho519
    @darkritetsuiho519 Год назад

    Proving that Sonic gives good slaps...
    Congratulation my man, you just created the roots for some... fascinating Sonic stories...

  • @Qiibli
    @Qiibli Год назад +1

    i havent watched the whole vid but i remember this sipirt cat in a show once got combined with another spiritcat and the move was like 1000 or 100000 or 10000 punches

  • @kitkatinnit2949
    @kitkatinnit2949 2 года назад +532

    new drinking game: take a sip for every time mat says "slap"

    • @cronuslite6358
      @cronuslite6358 2 года назад +10

      no (✖﹏✖)

    • @TheSayumi15
      @TheSayumi15 2 года назад +52

      Ooh this drinking game really slaps
      I'll see myself out.

    • @samakaturtol5920
      @samakaturtol5920 2 года назад +17

      You'd be drunk from the intro alone
      And just to be sure this statement tonight

    • @FujiwaraBunta
      @FujiwaraBunta 2 года назад +8

      I died

    • @yassokaro5109
      @yassokaro5109 2 года назад +7

      I did this but with water

  • @xSilverxshadowx
    @xSilverxshadowx 2 года назад +449

    Me, reading the title: "I'm skeptical that you can, but *intrigued* that you may."

    • @RazzBeri1
      @RazzBeri1 2 года назад +3

      someone already dunnit

    • @xSilverxshadowx
      @xSilverxshadowx 2 года назад +2

      @@RazzBeri1 Yes, believe it or not, I am also watching this video ;)

    • @hyprespeed860
      @hyprespeed860 2 года назад +1

      @@xSilverxshadowx no, someone else did it

    • @hyprespeed860
      @hyprespeed860 2 года назад +1

      Oh wait he says it in the video nvm

    • @lucypogcute
      @lucypogcute 2 года назад

      I WISH YOU COULD THO THAT WOULD BE SO COOL

  • @brookemarciamooreworkman2025
    @brookemarciamooreworkman2025 9 месяцев назад

    Fun fact link actually doesn't stop time. When he does, it does show other enemies moving

  • @Not_sure_what_yet
    @Not_sure_what_yet 7 месяцев назад +1

    Link doesn't outright stop time, he delays the trasnfer of energy to one specific object and time passes normal for everything else, as you see in the games, the trasfer still effects it just at delayed point.

  • @grarecruit4237
    @grarecruit4237 2 года назад +247

    “If physical energy can be turned into thermal energy, how hard would I have to punch a chicken to cook it?” - Jello

    • @zacharyperlee4179
      @zacharyperlee4179 2 года назад

      @Lou Lou ruclips.net/video/AYLPcP_Uc88/видео.html

    • @melonhead9908
      @melonhead9908 2 года назад +5

      Ah, I see you're a fan of Badger as well

    • @radio_vidar1745
      @radio_vidar1745 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/G-rMPc8JUnk/видео.html

    • @rmod8
      @rmod8 2 года назад

      @@radio_vidar1745 the limit has been found!

    • @albertojimenez7724
      @albertojimenez7724 2 года назад +3

      Just throwing Haymakers at a raw frozen chicken.

  • @rnfKyng
    @rnfKyng 2 года назад +101

    "how did you make this delicious thanksgiving turkey, Superman??"
    *i slapped it*

    • @eldritch_whispers1654
      @eldritch_whispers1654 2 года назад +1

      you could say that turkey *slapped*

    • @MedalionDS9
      @MedalionDS9 2 года назад

      I mean sure, he could do that, but he'd probably just use his heat vision

    • @rnfKyng
      @rnfKyng 2 года назад

      @@MedalionDS9 that takes the laugh out of it tho

    • @MedalionDS9
      @MedalionDS9 2 года назад

      @@rnfKyng It also takes the molecular cohesion out of it if Superman slapped it

  • @TDH3407
    @TDH3407 Год назад +1

    Man i can’t believe i only see this now.. that slap the son in law crack was great 😂

  • @KiwiBomber7
    @KiwiBomber7 7 месяцев назад +1

    OMG DO A STYLE THEORY ON SONIC ABOUT WHAT HIS SHOES WOULD HAVE TO BE MADE OF TO WITHSTAND ALL HIS RUNS PLEEEAAASE!!!

  • @michaelcarlton1484
    @michaelcarlton1484 2 года назад +303

    "So we'll never actually be able to eat a Sonic-slapped chicken."
    Then what do you call the Sonic fried-chicken fast-food chain?

    • @basicperson
      @basicperson 2 года назад +5

      @Ur cool 😎 vid bad

    • @cameronwebster6866
      @cameronwebster6866 2 года назад

      That's hedgehog, it only tastes like chicken.

    • @owyemen9367
      @owyemen9367 2 года назад

      @Salah Mohamed I hate you

    • @kareemstepney1935
      @kareemstepney1935 2 года назад

      Mat: they gotta go fast. Sanic fast!
      The flash who is actually faster than sonic: Am I a joke to you?

    • @Honest_Mids_Masher
      @Honest_Mids_Masher 2 года назад

      @Ur cool 😎 YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 года назад +5976

    Penguinz0 is an expert in slap science, maybe he can chime in with some answers

    • @madhavgirish3944
      @madhavgirish3944 2 года назад +56

      fr fr

    • @eeelaina5588
      @eeelaina5588 2 года назад +34

      true true

    • @arcey_cv
      @arcey_cv 2 года назад +53

      Woah your comment without more than a thousand likes?

    • @FilleOFish
      @FilleOFish 2 года назад +10

      Very correct

    • @madhavgirish3944
      @madhavgirish3944 2 года назад +18

      are u rlly some guy without a mustache if u don’t have 1k+ likes?

  • @partygamer62gamereviewsand76
    @partygamer62gamereviewsand76 8 месяцев назад

    i have a character that should be able to do it, Accelerator from "A Certain Magical Index" his ability is to control all vectors, meaning theoretically he could hit something at the perfect speed

  • @Viasom
    @Viasom 8 месяцев назад +1

    He can do a style theory about what Sonic’s shoes are made of.

  • @dakotaleigh6452
    @dakotaleigh6452 2 года назад +444

    If you could slap a chicken hard enough to cook it I'm pretty sure that would also cook all your hand-meat.
    And turn all the bones in at least your hand to fine aquarium gravel, if not the entire arm.
    I know that's not terribly relevant to the subject of which fictional character can beat their meat the fastest but it was in my brain so now it gets to be in yours too.

  • @RylanintheShed
    @RylanintheShed 2 года назад +103

    in breath of the wild, “bullet time” is characterized as the speed of everything around link slowing down by 20x (which is why things like windbombing and cryonis launches work; when bullet time is exited, that momentum created by link is moving at “regular speed” in bullet time, which means that it’s going 20x faster than normal), meaning that link is actually a great candidate for this chicken slap.

    • @RylanintheShed
      @RylanintheShed 2 года назад

      10:58

    • @kamille286
      @kamille286 2 года назад +4

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this. The only reason he wouldn't be able to is if chickens are the same as cuccos since slapping it that many times would rain *havoc* XD

    • @williamlewis5723
      @williamlewis5723 2 года назад

      And watch are chickens called in legend of Zelda? Cacoo or however you spell it. Those things are unslapable

    • @TheRadFungas
      @TheRadFungas 2 года назад +1

      so if you can slap ganon you techenaclly destroy him

  • @DuckyboyContact
    @DuckyboyContact 8 месяцев назад +1

    Okay (Chuckles then falls on the floor and dies from laughter😂🤣😮‍💨😵‍💫💀)

  • @LayPie-qj7nq
    @LayPie-qj7nq 8 месяцев назад

    Hirer: so what job have you suggested for yourself sir?
    Sonic: a microwave

  • @Ianfel1
    @Ianfel1 2 года назад +368

    me who already watched the stream with the chicken slapper guy:
    "im 4 parallel universes ahead of you"

  • @IrreleventCotheBestCompany
    @IrreleventCotheBestCompany 2 года назад +270

    "We have to give the slapping crown to Sanic"
    The Engineer: I'm gonna ruin this mans whole career

    • @gotsomham
      @gotsomham 2 года назад +9

      B A P
      He just needs to take off his glove and hit it 3 times lmao

    • @samleen
      @samleen 2 года назад +1

      BAP

    • @owo_thefox122
      @owo_thefox122 2 года назад

      The engineer is engi-here
      BAP!

    • @cherandshane2683
      @cherandshane2683 2 года назад +2

      "Your machines are like your kids, hit them to make them work faster" - The Engineer

    • @FreeClassy
      @FreeClassy 2 года назад

      when were you allowed to be popular

  • @jambam9975
    @jambam9975 Год назад +2

    Next he has to find out how many chickens Sonic would be able to cook in a single blink

  • @simoneazzopardi4325
    @simoneazzopardi4325 Год назад +1

    Gary can slow down the time when becoming turbo Gary and running in the circle for eight times and specifically eight

  • @Solvita_
    @Solvita_ 2 года назад +102

    “MMMMM this chicken tastes amazing! How did you do it?!”
    “I slapped it”

  • @Grandpa...
    @Grandpa... 2 года назад +205

    This gives “beat your meat” a whole different meaning.

  • @mseiter99
    @mseiter99 Год назад

    Theory:witch food would you grow the fastest on or also the slowest

  • @verdatum
    @verdatum 6 месяцев назад

    There's a myth pushed off on rookies in blacksmithing, that if you forge a piece of iron hard enough and fast enough, you can take cold steel and bring it up to orange-hot with hammer-blows alone. To prove it, there are videos appearing to demonstrate it. The truth is it's just a smith taking a forged piece of metal, heating it up, reforging it into the shape of stock-metal, and playing that in reverse.

  • @Ahrva538
    @Ahrva538 2 года назад +545

    Amy: The Powers out! How will we cook the chicken for dinner!
    Sonic: I got this

    • @Alba_Mata
      @Alba_Mata 2 года назад +27

      *a loud S M A C K rings out through the house*

    • @GeminiWolfstarGaming
      @GeminiWolfstarGaming 2 года назад +6

      Gas Ovens: I got this, too!

    • @FannySnakeKai
      @FannySnakeKai 2 года назад +3

      @@GeminiWolfstarGaming sonic: This is my spotlight

    • @thememeprovider
      @thememeprovider 2 года назад +2

      Tails spinning his tails faster than light: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
      Knuckles: *squishes the chicken*

    • @makhadabg1120
      @makhadabg1120 2 года назад

      @@Alba_Mata hullo mestar roshan

  • @childishisnotachild7277
    @childishisnotachild7277 2 года назад +302

    the words of legends:
    *BEAT THE MEAT*

    • @rajarajeswarikannappan2978
      @rajarajeswarikannappan2978 2 года назад +4

      I’m scared to click this

    • @Razor_513
      @Razor_513 2 года назад +1

      @@rajarajeswarikannappan2978 it was some kind of video in french

    • @earth2ravenn
      @earth2ravenn 2 года назад +1

      @@rajarajeswarikannappan2978 At this point, I just assume everything’s a rick roll

  • @ghibli_fan
    @ghibli_fan Год назад

    these channels are the funny version of studying hard , he shows a idea and finds a correct answer and makes a funny video of it.

  • @user-cc7tk8nt4u
    @user-cc7tk8nt4u 9 месяцев назад

    Link doesn't really freezes time, he basically just halts an objects motion

  • @AdamG3691
    @AdamG3691 2 года назад +140

    I'd argue that Link's method of freezing time would theoretically work since the Stasis Rune explicitly retains force applied during its duration.
    The main issue however is that the Stasis Rune only freezes time for the object, and only for a few seconds at most, and Link is not capable of slapping enough times during that brief window to cook the chicken, meaning that it not only becomes subject to heat loss when the time lock releases itself and the rune has to recharge, but also takes quite a long time from an observer's perspective since ONLY the chicken is time locked.

    • @drewnames651
      @drewnames651 2 года назад +8

      i think the other issue would be how much force is created during that, link's trick and all of those who do something similar would end producing the wrong effect, that being, too much force.
      matpat indicated it before, that's why people like saitama just can't play this challenge, they would vaporize the chicken, if link's force transferance makes all the force be applied at the same time when the clock returns, it'll be equal to adding up all the times he slapped the chicken in a sudden surge of energy that would likely result in the chicken exploding into a million pieces.

    • @gerardozetina2506
      @gerardozetina2506 2 года назад +2

      I think that link could cook the chicken by slapping if he has the force to knock back a lyanal then he has the force to slap a chicken hard enough to cook it

    • @samvanheuckelom6622
      @samvanheuckelom6622 2 года назад +2

      Instead of stasis rune, try looking at his flurry rush or bullet time thing link uses that might actually get the job done. Not as fast as sonic or the rest but in bullet time mode he goes incredibly fast.

    • @chrismerrell7957
      @chrismerrell7957 2 года назад +1

      Yeah, as @Drew10204080 pointed out, Link would obliterate the chicken. Yes, it could technically generate the force to cook the chicken, but Stasis force applies all at once, which is why hitting boulders and such makes them move so far.
      The reason several small slaps cooks better is because of the conservation of momentum. Because the chicken is sitting still, more of the force is being turned to heat due to friction. Once you pass the threshold of the force keeping the chicken in place most of the energy is turned into kinetic energy, meaning the chicken would start to move.
      Applying that to stasis, all the small slaps that Link could do in the time that the chicken is frozen would build up the force needed to transfer the energy from heat to kinetic, and the chicken would be sent flying.
      It is worth noting that Saitama could slap the chicken with the right amount of force though. He just couldn't do it in his classic "One Punch" style.

    • @ryanlopez3945
      @ryanlopez3945 2 года назад +2

      Another thing is that since time is freezed the force would build up, making no difference if you out right ram the chicken with a car. Rip Dio

  • @firefli9975
    @firefli9975 2 года назад +76

    Conclusion: Sonic beats his meat very well.

  • @PlagueDoctorCosplayer
    @PlagueDoctorCosplayer 6 месяцев назад +1

    Theory for game theory! Is sonic really a hedgehog?

  • @LoneWolf-we9gk
    @LoneWolf-we9gk 4 месяца назад

    definately one of my favourite theories matpat has done

  • @AwesomeHyperSonic547
    @AwesomeHyperSonic547 2 года назад +713

    The idea of Sonic slapping a chicken to cook it makes me laugh, as I could actually see that happening in one of the comics or cartoons. 😅😆

    • @unitds27-delta
      @unitds27-delta 2 года назад +20

      Tails: hey sonic, do you want to have some chicken for dinner?
      Sonic: ok!
      Tails: alright, I'll put it in the oven
      Sonic: why? (Proceeds to slap cook the chicken)

    • @gosfoxanimations8822
      @gosfoxanimations8822 2 года назад

      @KGK Skull yea fricking accel's trial finisher xD

    • @Ollie.H-2301
      @Ollie.H-2301 2 года назад +6

      Imagine Sonic throws a chicken into the air and slaps it to cook it and flies towards Robotnik and he just screams.

    • @surrreyi
      @surrreyi Год назад +1

      He does actually slap a chili dog to cook it in the episode Mackson’s Airflier

    • @Anna-hy4sb
      @Anna-hy4sb Год назад

      @PhoneGuy? Which Sonic Show?

  • @OrigamiAhsoka
    @OrigamiAhsoka 2 года назад +667

    I love the imagination that Link would try to use stasis on a chicken to slap it enough to cook it only to have it fly away or destroy his house once the stasis ran out

    • @tm79ali
      @tm79ali Год назад +10

      Why did he even mention link botw his only stoping time options are bullet time and stasis and bullet time doesnt even work because cant just jump for bullet time and he holds his bow normally

    • @yokai59loi36
      @yokai59loi36 Год назад +9

      Or the chicken blows up like his enemies.

    • @aaronismanly3733
      @aaronismanly3733 Год назад +17

      It's a very Link thing to do, if I'm honest

    • @overthegardenwall7143
      @overthegardenwall7143 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@tm79ali Link Can Activate Bullet Time At Any Moment

    • @portiac6097
      @portiac6097 8 месяцев назад +1

      No he would fury rush a cukoo

  • @we_stray_further_from_god
    @we_stray_further_from_god 10 месяцев назад

    Patrick is technically the fastest fictional character as he went to the sun and back in a matter of seconds.

  • @Bec007
    @Bec007 Год назад

    That add transition was smoother than silk.

  • @Spiney09
    @Spiney09 2 года назад +324

    “One character comes to mind!”
    Me: The flash?
    FT: “Sanic!”

    • @kokaii7368
      @kokaii7368 2 года назад +10

      LITERALLY

    • @jairartis
      @jairartis 2 года назад +9

      I was thinking jojo. Rip

    • @at4na583
      @at4na583 2 года назад +1

      yeah i thought that too

    • @devilslighter2987
      @devilslighter2987 2 года назад +10

      Also Ft: brings up Quicksilver (who by Wikipedia says he is at most mach 10) as noteable speedster but puts the Flash (who by Wikipedia can travel at light speed) in the same group as Superman and Goku

    • @vali_bg5234
      @vali_bg5234 2 года назад +2

      Chronosapien from Ben 10.