Jaws 2 (1978) KILL COUNT

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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024

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  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  5 лет назад +1398

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  • @jongon0848
    @jongon0848 3 года назад +1592

    Fun Fact: When Spielberg was approached to do a sequel to Jaws, he thought of doing a prequel showing Quint's story from his days in the Navy. Of course that's not what happened but that honestly would've been an amazing film for him to make.

    • @KRYPTIC05
      @KRYPTIC05 Год назад +87

      That would be fucking amazing…but nah the producers want the exact same thing over again cuz money!

    • @tommykretsos5583
      @tommykretsos5583 Год назад +33

      Holy shit, that would’ve been such an awesome movie to watch! Do you happen to have the link/etc so I can look into that whole story?

    • @ck-1649
      @ck-1649 Год назад +22

      Why and how was that rejected?

    • @RaheemRollair
      @RaheemRollair Год назад +27

      That would've been PERFECT! We could've gotten the origins of Bruce and his enhanced genetics! Steven always has a brilliant idea.

    • @emmawayland1
      @emmawayland1 Год назад +7

      R.I.P Quint

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade 5 лет назад +2310

    The Helicopter Kill ALWAYS Cracked me up cause I honest to god did not see that comin at all as a kid xD

  • @DanTheMan2150AD
    @DanTheMan2150AD 5 лет назад +4959

    “Sharks don’t take things personally Mr. Brody”
    *Literally 2 films later*
    “This time it’s personal.”

    • @bernebelmont1857
      @bernebelmont1857 5 лет назад +49

      That's such a great line
      it's like that jetpack Dracula

    • @yugiohpokemon5285
      @yugiohpokemon5285 5 лет назад +9

      DanTheMan 2150AD 1 film later*

    • @MAMoreno
      @MAMoreno 5 лет назад +54

      @@yugiohpokemon5285 Yeah, the mother shark in _Jaws 3D_ seems to take it personally when its child dies. And surely it's no mere coincidence that the biggest great whites on record keep popping up where the Brodys do. Even _Jaws 2_ seems to be having its cake and eating it, too: that shark was hanging out around the Orca, after all.

    • @TeaWithBulbasaur
      @TeaWithBulbasaur 5 лет назад +8

      DanTheMan 2150AD JaWs In SpAcE?!

    • @martin-multiplex4036
      @martin-multiplex4036 5 лет назад

      Same

  • @jaydee4861
    @jaydee4861 5 лет назад +2494

    Jaws
    Jaws 2
    Jaws 3D
    Jaws 4: it's personal
    Jaws 5: Dead Meat
    Jaws 6: Jaws lives
    Jaws 7: H20
    Jaws 8: jaws goes to hell
    Jaws 9: Jaws returns
    Jaws X
    Jaws (reboot)
    Jaws vs Bruce (from Finding Nemo)

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 5 лет назад +136

      Jaws went to hell in 4

    • @sharkmoment
      @sharkmoment 4 года назад +50

      This had me cackling 😂

    • @rusty7984
      @rusty7984 4 года назад +45

      We need to go up to 19

    • @DreamerDeceiver76
      @DreamerDeceiver76 4 года назад +39

      Jaws 12 the water child

    • @pablouribe8218
      @pablouribe8218 4 года назад +44

      Fun fact, the shark from Nemo was named after the shark animatronic used for the first jaws which was nicknamed Bruce after Spielberg’s lawyer

  • @3264-m3b
    @3264-m3b 5 лет назад +2115

    Jaws
    Jaws 2
    Jaws 3: The Return of Jaws
    Jaws 4: Jaws In The Water
    *JAWS*
    Jaws 6: You Thought It Was Jaws
    Jaws 7: The Jaws Isn't Over Yet
    Jaws 8
    Jaws 9: Sink or Swim or Jaws
    Jaws 10: The Final Jaws

    • @fulltimelegend6853
      @fulltimelegend6853 5 лет назад +155

      You left out 11 the final chapter
      But i guess 12 is already confirmed

    • @babalonkie
      @babalonkie 5 лет назад +37

      @@bummer9203 lol no, just 1-4

    • @toyanthaog5109
      @toyanthaog5109 5 лет назад +53

      😂what about jaws in japan

    • @rynemcgriffin1752
      @rynemcgriffin1752 5 лет назад +64

      You Will Be Afraid Jaws 11: The Rejawsening

    • @zach25man4
      @zach25man4 5 лет назад +33

      You forgot jaws 11 the shark still looks fake.

  • @SFforlife
    @SFforlife 5 лет назад +576

    Marge's death fucked me up. Bothered me as a kid when I first saw this movie, and it still does to this day. She was an unsung hero.

    • @Casual_guy1234
      @Casual_guy1234 8 месяцев назад +7

      Moral of the story: don't be a hero in a sequel to a Steven Spielberg film. Marge, Eddie car, yeah your gonna die

    • @DZPianoMusic
      @DZPianoMusic 5 месяцев назад

      @@Casual_guy1234 for those who don't know, Eddie Carr (actor Richard Schiff from The West Wing), was the ill-fated hero in "Jurassic Park - The Lost Worl" ... BEST death-by-dino (torn in half by two T-Rex)

    • @Scottocaster6668
      @Scottocaster6668 3 месяца назад

      ​@@DZPianoMusicwait, Eddie from Jaws 2 and Eddie the field equipment expert in Jurassic Park Lost World??

  • @c0ma_t0ast8
    @c0ma_t0ast8 5 лет назад +2573

    Blood is red
    Sharks have gills
    James A. Janisse
    Counts all the kills

  • @marshmella7493
    @marshmella7493 3 года назад +2679

    A moment of respect for the teen girl who sacrificed herself for the dudes little brother.

  • @Ethan839
    @Ethan839 5 лет назад +1764

    Jaws: AMAZING WOW
    Jaws 2: ok ok, it is a sequel
    Jaws 3: ..... this is jaws??
    Jaws 4: HAHAHA.. oh they are serious... wtf

    • @animezilla4486
      @animezilla4486 5 лет назад +7

      Derpy Squid Bros the first Jaws movie was amazing except for Jaws 2 the other films were just awful body love that scene in the end of Jaws 2 will you think about the Meg

    • @Ethan839
      @Ethan839 5 лет назад +3

      Terrill Bobbitt 10:49

    • @tysonwilliams4467
      @tysonwilliams4467 5 лет назад +18

      Jaws 2 is the only movie in the franchise that looks like a worthy jaws sequel, cut it some slack.

    • @Ethan839
      @Ethan839 5 лет назад +1

      Tyson Williams my guy, it literally follows the same plot of the o.g. Shark kills person, Brody finds out about shark, mayor does not want to do anything, people go out on boat, shark kills person on boar, shark killed thanks to our hero Brody!!! While some things are different, it is pretty much almost exactly the same format of the OG film.

    • @violetasanchez4024
      @violetasanchez4024 5 лет назад +1

      Hi crypt tv just give a like for me

  • @gypsykarla
    @gypsykarla 5 лет назад +616

    I absolutely cannot wait for the agony, the despair, the never ending confusion and what-the-fuckery that will be James recounting Jaws 3D and Jaws: The Revenge. It gonna be goooood!

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  5 лет назад +121

      Yes it is.

    • @zombienate2796
      @zombienate2796 5 лет назад +12

      @@DeadMeat I was ur first like

    • @toptricksandtips.1460
      @toptricksandtips.1460 5 лет назад +10

      Dead meat I love you

    • @brodaforlife
      @brodaforlife 5 лет назад +5

      Dead Meat does such a great job with making every horror movie they cover memorable, especially the really bad horror movies

    • @saint525
      @saint525 5 лет назад +1

      You right gypsykarla

  • @jacobsheffield6835
    @jacobsheffield6835 5 лет назад +2600

    "Looking for titanium to fabricate better diving equipment". Subnautica references here we come.

    • @joetaxpayer8180
      @joetaxpayer8180 5 лет назад +55

      thought i was the only one who caught that

    • @jacobsheffield6835
      @jacobsheffield6835 5 лет назад +134

      @@joetaxpayer8180 Nope. There were 2 references to Subnautica. At 7:19 Ellen says that Matt Hooper is on the research vessel AURORA. (The crashed ship from Subnautica)

    • @moshpitfilms4590
      @moshpitfilms4590 5 лет назад +26

      I noticed it to, it made me happy

    • @resi4pro549
      @resi4pro549 5 лет назад +20

      also that Aurora joke

    • @lime9264
      @lime9264 5 лет назад +7

      Yos

  • @Jack-fr9hz
    @Jack-fr9hz 5 лет назад +1692

    "The movie ends with teenagers celebrating the demise of a beautiful sea creature"
    Add me to the kill count because I'm deceased 😂

    • @ballsucker89
      @ballsucker89 4 года назад +25

      your the smartest fucking human being i've ever encountered

    • @oscardepaz1196
      @oscardepaz1196 4 года назад +20

      Shark: dies
      Teens: celebrate
      Peta: angry peta noises

    • @Shawn_Babcock
      @Shawn_Babcock 4 года назад +24

      Dullest machete goes to Jack 1020. He just died on the RUclips comments. That's no fun

    • @MfD_o0Mm
      @MfD_o0Mm 3 года назад +3

      Gimme the code to my dads safe and add me to the kill count!

    • @crystalgemgirl731
      @crystalgemgirl731 3 года назад +13

      Nice one. Sharks really are fascinating creatures. I just wouldn't be in the water with them.

  • @darkservantofheaven
    @darkservantofheaven 5 лет назад +211

    Marge: best death of the franchise.....mostly because she was so likable (unlike the rest of the teens) and she died saving the kid. Leaves a true impact on the viewer

    • @Casual_guy1234
      @Casual_guy1234 8 месяцев назад

      Eddie car: so she gets remembered as a hero? I got tore apart by raptors or ripped in half by two rexes. Saving my friends both times, and yet everyone forgot about me except for the part where I have a cool death.

  • @thecheesechapstm5417
    @thecheesechapstm5417 5 лет назад +542

    The jaws movies always made me scared of deep water

  • @splunkmastah4609
    @splunkmastah4609 2 года назад +204

    11:53 That kill has always freaked me out.
    Her panicked “I can’t get up!” Immediately followed by her terrified screaming as she’s eaten is genuinely disturbing to me even 11 years later. (I was a bit too young to see this)

    • @dopestbynature
      @dopestbynature 11 месяцев назад

      Are you 19 now? How old were you when you watched it and which of your family members put you on to the sequel?

    • @splunkmastah4609
      @splunkmastah4609 11 месяцев назад

      @@dopestbynature 25. It was more like 15 years, time gets away from me these days

    • @dopestbynature
      @dopestbynature 11 месяцев назад

      Sorry i don’t mean to pry cus 11 years ago was 2012 so i wonder how old you must’ve been in 2012 and given this came out in 1978 just curious

    • @splunkmastah4609
      @splunkmastah4609 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@dopestbynature Watched it on home video at my grandparents house

    • @dopestbynature
      @dopestbynature 11 месяцев назад

      @@splunkmastah4609 nice! Thanks for replying and for having good taste in movies

  • @lonestarwolfentertainment7184
    @lonestarwolfentertainment7184 5 лет назад +194

    I wish there was footage of Roy Schneider fighting the director

  • @josef6057
    @josef6057 5 лет назад +366

    “Collect titanium to fabricate some new diving equipment”
    “Don’t expect him to come back anytime soon”
    These subnautica reference’s made me smile

    • @shoolkid7345
      @shoolkid7345 5 лет назад +8

      I know right

    • @Pasclesrm
      @Pasclesrm 5 лет назад +14

      I know left

    • @m4sherman926
      @m4sherman926 5 лет назад +6

      Bob Belcher my new Theorie is that you play AS Hooper in subnautica.

    • @dyslexic_wolf9441
      @dyslexic_wolf9441 5 лет назад +3

      I literally went to this video offy PS4 to my phone to find someone else who noticed James played subnautica😂😂

    • @noisyturtle4206
      @noisyturtle4206 5 лет назад +4

      didnt notice the diving one but i got the aurora one

  • @ChrisB2007
    @ChrisB2007 5 лет назад +187

    Another fun fact: the power cable final scene from this film was what was used as the final scene in the Jaws attraction at Universal Studios Orlando.

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 5 лет назад +10

      Only after the original effect of the exploding shark kept clogging the filters.

    • @michaelscheer5032
      @michaelscheer5032 5 лет назад +3

      The jaws ride at universal was dope

    • @ultramagnus1859
      @ultramagnus1859 5 лет назад +5

      @@michaelscheer5032 You ain't kidding, it was sorely missed when I went back to Orlando this past November.

    • @lucasrhys0363
      @lucasrhys0363 5 лет назад

      Really? Ah man when i went they shot the cannister in his mouth

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 5 лет назад

      @@lucasrhys0363 So you went in 1990?

  • @MrHalohunter24
    @MrHalohunter24 5 лет назад +698

    Fun fact: The dead Orca was a jab at the film "Orca", which was essentially a ripoff of Jaws.

    • @tuccerjim3084
      @tuccerjim3084 5 лет назад +83

      BPG Productions I thought it was showing how even though orcas prey on and harass great whites, Jaws is not your average shark and killed it. However what you said makes more sense

    • @ScreamingScallop
      @ScreamingScallop 5 лет назад +42

      Producer Dino de Laurentiis always had a chip on his shoulder about Jaws; regarding his 1976 remake of King Kong, he said "Nobody cry when Jaws die. When monkey die, everybody cry." So naturally when he made Orca, he tacked in a scene in which the title creature kills a shark, and just as naturally when Universal shat out Jaws 2 they had to have a scene with a dead orca. Like little children trying to one-up each other.

    • @icloptomlpporn4776
      @icloptomlpporn4776 5 лет назад +3

      I liked orca more.

    • @Shaggy-xg3cp
      @Shaggy-xg3cp 5 лет назад +4

      Now that I think about it, they should of had the divers taking pictures of jaws fighting with the orca.

    • @raefinoh1172
      @raefinoh1172 5 лет назад +3

      Orca is a good movie.

  • @AstroSpark3
    @AstroSpark3 2 года назад +222

    Jaws 2 is one hella underrated sequel yah not good as the original but …it has some really dark moments and kills

    • @adamcade604
      @adamcade604 2 года назад +20

      And it's a masterpiece compared to 3&4

    • @casesoutherland4175
      @casesoutherland4175 Год назад +1

      Jaws is my favorite movie of all time and I can safely say that Jaws 2 is probably my 7th or 8th favorite sequel of all time!

  • @GODBOXING
    @GODBOXING 5 лет назад +174

    Jaws 2 - 3:We need those summer dollars
    Jaws The Revenge: We need those Christmas dollars

    • @itsmezozo2483
      @itsmezozo2483 5 лет назад +2

      Jaws in general: *We need all the moneys*

  • @SLDFSpectreSix
    @SLDFSpectreSix 5 лет назад +427

    Got a headache
    Swallowed some pills
    I see a shark
    He has some gills
    That's James A. Janisse
    Let's get to the kills

  • @katabellioniguess
    @katabellioniguess 5 лет назад +1167

    Jaws 👍
    Jaws 2 👍
    Jaws 3-D WTF
    Jaws: THE REVENGE Um I take back what I said about Jaws 3

    • @Saltyaf38
      @Saltyaf38 5 лет назад +66

      I agree. The second one isnt that bad. Cant say the same about the others

    • @elizabethtavarez7499
      @elizabethtavarez7499 4 года назад +16

      I Have Mixed Feelings About Jaws 2

    • @ochayethenoo
      @ochayethenoo 4 года назад +11

      2 is kinda 😑

    • @lovejetfuel4071
      @lovejetfuel4071 4 года назад +9

      The only Shark movie ever where the Shark roars

    • @TrickyPJM752
      @TrickyPJM752 4 года назад +6

      I think Jaws 2 is the greatest Jaws movie of all time, don’t attack me

  • @skatepork
    @skatepork 3 года назад +98

    Marge’s death was the most horrific and wow inducing cause it swallowed her and you see the animatronic shark, from behind, gulp her down. It’s genuinely a holy shit moment special effect wise.

  • @adrianbooklecter7545
    @adrianbooklecter7545 5 лет назад +192

    I remember how I stumbled upon you channel with the Mist kill count
    since then every Friday at 15:10 (In Paris) I watch your kill count videos with immense pleasure!
    Your my favorite RUclipsr and it's a shame not more French people know your channel.

    • @arielle452
      @arielle452 5 лет назад +2

      Adrien Sauvageon ❤️

    • @oneleggedwizard6088
      @oneleggedwizard6088 5 лет назад +1

      Hello the joker

    • @phoenixalder105
      @phoenixalder105 5 лет назад +1

      I also stumbled across James accidentally when he released the Friday The 13th Six.
      He has been my favorite content creator ever since.

    • @mar1291
      @mar1291 5 лет назад

      Adrien Sauvageon that’s cool do you live in Paris? I do too :p

    • @m3lpp
      @m3lpp 5 лет назад

      Adrien Sauvageon you’re*

  • @hembo9559
    @hembo9559 5 лет назад +225

    I love the way James always gives a discription of the characters with the dumbest information possible

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 лет назад +83

    Fun fact: John Williams said he put more effort into Jaws 2s soundtrack since he knew more than he did before. But for some reason everyone loved the first movies soundtrack.

  • @mellybelli8267
    @mellybelli8267 3 года назад +103

    For all his reluctance, Scheider gives one heck of a performance as Brody, and adding the likable teens to the mix, this movie is highly enjoyable. Jaws 2 had zero chance going up against it's masterpiece of a predecessor, so I think, odds not in it's favor, it managed pretty well. And those shark scenes are darn exciting!

  • @harrisonlee9585
    @harrisonlee9585 5 лет назад +308

    Amity Island still has the same Mayor.
    Local elections matter, people.

    • @t-r3y
      @t-r3y 5 лет назад +6

      I quite enjoyed this comment loll

    • @JD-iu6rv
      @JD-iu6rv 5 лет назад +2

      What if they all voted for him?

    • @randallthescandall7029
      @randallthescandall7029 4 года назад +6

      JD 13 I doubt that they all voted for him but it is possible he was re-elected

    • @MfD_o0Mm
      @MfD_o0Mm 3 года назад +2

      He had a second term. Do they do that with mayors or just American presidents

    • @119Agent
      @119Agent 9 дней назад

      Yeah that guy absolutely didn’t deserve reelection.

  • @jb1054
    @jb1054 5 лет назад +280

    Jaws 1 and 2: We’re not the same movie
    *Illusion 100*

    • @lesterforney6200
      @lesterforney6200 5 лет назад +2

      no but it happens to the same people years apart

    • @bobsempletank1222
      @bobsempletank1222 5 лет назад +3

      69th like

    • @keatonfuller7287
      @keatonfuller7287 5 лет назад +2

      @@lesterforney6200 r/whooooosh

    • @beowulf22
      @beowulf22 5 лет назад +1

      *Lie 100*

    • @shayneletendre9451
      @shayneletendre9451 5 лет назад +2

      Lester Forney yes it happens to the same person, but shark appearances/attacks do happen a lot close to if not in the same spot. Having the Brodys cursed for 2 more movies is what hurts them

  • @andrewhopkins1765
    @andrewhopkins1765 5 лет назад +178

    “Pull up your pants and do the muscle man dance” alright James you’re spending to much time in the firefly funhouse, yowie wowie

    • @NvSpooks
      @NvSpooks 5 лет назад +1

      Andrew Hopkins “Follow the buzzards”

    • @B.Moore-Ready
      @B.Moore-Ready 5 лет назад

      He must have LET HIM IN 😈

  • @YourLocalWorldEater
    @YourLocalWorldEater 5 лет назад +654

    “Holy shit, he’s on the Aurora! Don’t expect him back anytime soon”
    Me: is that a.......
    *GAMER JOKE!?!?*

  • @superpig051
    @superpig051 5 лет назад +239

    Was that... was that a Subnautica reference? Dear lord that’s amazing!!!
    Edit: just heard the Aurora one, best episode!!!

  • @MelodiesFromTheStars
    @MelodiesFromTheStars 5 лет назад +354

    The way the Shark dies in the second movie was pretty epic

    • @themediocremen1128
      @themediocremen1128 4 года назад +15

      It really was

    • @obi-wank-enobi
      @obi-wank-enobi 2 года назад +33

      I don't get why jaws 2 gets shit on so much it was genuinely pretty good the whole teenagers surviving on sail boats was pretty good and watching all the kids trying to keep the younger Brody safe was genuinely pretty good acting

    • @boromir0062
      @boromir0062 2 года назад

      Idk jaws getting stabbed and blowing up was pretty awesome 😂

    • @MelodiesFromTheStars
      @MelodiesFromTheStars 2 года назад +3

      @@boromir0062 Man I was having fun forgetting I said this shit

    • @gielekeuh
      @gielekeuh 2 года назад +5

      @@obi-wank-enobi hello there

  • @Vintagepanda0216
    @Vintagepanda0216 5 лет назад +100

    I cant help but giggle every time James interrupts the break down with "SHARK ATTACK"

  • @DarkArtistKaiser
    @DarkArtistKaiser 4 года назад +52

    It really does show that, even as the mayor tries to deny the idea of another shark, he still understands and trusts Brody. I imagine internally he feels Brodys right but wants so badly for him to be wrong.

  • @miaa2418
    @miaa2418 5 лет назад +405

    “HUnGRy HUnGRy shArk!”
    I laughed so hard 😂
    Keep up the good work!

    • @Shea-cv3yf
      @Shea-cv3yf 5 лет назад +2

      Ok

    • @jasondress56
      @jasondress56 5 лет назад

      ღMia Playzღ DId SOmBOdY SaY NEcK?!

    • @killersnake10
      @killersnake10 5 лет назад

      Sometimes u have to deal with a !!!!SHARK ATTACK!!!!

  • @rhysofsneezingdragon1758
    @rhysofsneezingdragon1758 5 лет назад +196

    "he's on the Aurora. Don't expect him back anytime soon"
    Was that a SubNautica reference?

  • @eliya9412
    @eliya9412 5 лет назад +46

    “I’m James A. Janisse”
    That never gets old👏

  • @MrZoolook
    @MrZoolook Год назад +10

    8:46 - Another point about Murray Hamilton: He was so committed to the role, when his wife died while the film was shooting, he wanted to spend a minimal amount of time with his family, then return afterwards to complete the shoot. The producers even rescheduled his scenes to accommodate this.
    R.I.P.

  • @thematonic6187
    @thematonic6187 5 лет назад +124

    “Pull up your pants and do the muscle man dance”
    James just made the top of the list of my favorite YT’ers . Yowie Wowie James has visited the Firefly Fun House.

    • @LarryTheSeal
      @LarryTheSeal 5 лет назад +2

      The Matonic that’s the second reference of bray Wyatt

    • @thematonic6187
      @thematonic6187 5 лет назад

      @@LarryTheSeal this is true I can't remember exactly the first time but I do remember there was another time

    • @LarryTheSeal
      @LarryTheSeal 5 лет назад

      The Matonic look in the us review

    • @LarryTheSeal
      @LarryTheSeal 5 лет назад +1

      The Matonic look in the us review

    • @LarryTheSeal
      @LarryTheSeal 5 лет назад +1

      I have a comment there with the time stamp

  • @willdabeast8509
    @willdabeast8509 5 лет назад +158

    10:49 why doesn’t anyone talk how the shark breaks it’s jaw as it tries to kill Mike?

  • @appleportrait
    @appleportrait 5 лет назад +180

    Noone:
    James to past himself: Look at my haircut

  • @themayer180
    @themayer180 3 года назад +16

    I actually see this as one of my favorite movies.
    I was around 3 when I found this in my dads DVD collection and I absolutely loved it. Then about a year later they showed me the 1st one and I loved it even more. The Jaws Franchise is just a series that’s stuck with me for many years.

  • @legendaryfella3236
    @legendaryfella3236 5 лет назад +143

    Jaws: amazing
    Jaws 2: okay I guess
    Jaws 3: bad
    Jaws 4 the revenge: the destroyer of the franchise

    • @notyouraveragebear9326
      @notyouraveragebear9326 5 лет назад +4

      Legendary Fella Jaws 2 was great

    • @tater4462
      @tater4462 5 лет назад +3

      I'll say part 2 is good

    • @legendaryfella3236
      @legendaryfella3236 5 лет назад

      The second movie was a solid and I understand why some people like it but personally I found it unnecessary especially after the first one

  • @elijahblast7548
    @elijahblast7548 5 лет назад +79

    Shark: *Hippity* *Hoppity* *This* *Beach* *Is* *My* *Property*

  • @omega2209
    @omega2209 5 лет назад +133

    I stayed up ALL NIGHT AND IT was worth it

  • @freakofgames939
    @freakofgames939 4 года назад +20

    John Williams did an excellent job on the ost for the first two films. It adds so much to the tension and the fear of the unknown. At first you don't even see the shark, yet being terrorized because of the music. All without jump scares. I miss this from today's thrillers/horrors.

  • @jaxten8745
    @jaxten8745 5 лет назад +284

    Jaws amazing
    Jaws 2 ok
    Jaws 3 hilariously bad
    Jaws 4 OH GOD NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

    • @Animalover205
      @Animalover205 5 лет назад +2

      Don't forget Jaws 5, from Italy

    • @V1rtual2007
      @V1rtual2007 5 лет назад +2

      Animalover205 I don’t think that one counts

    • @SevenBendy
      @SevenBendy 4 года назад

      BUT WE NEED A JAWS 5

    • @gvidovaldmanis6377
      @gvidovaldmanis6377 3 года назад +1

      Jaws 2 is better than the original

    • @tanyaharmon6739
      @tanyaharmon6739 3 года назад

      @@gvidovaldmanis6377 no, not even close.

  • @Its_THE_questionable_person
    @Its_THE_questionable_person 5 лет назад +234

    1:34 They really like Subnautica, it's even better that they're playing multiplayer!

  • @GavinPlante
    @GavinPlante 5 лет назад +79

    “Pull up their pants and do the Muscle Man Dance in front of it.”
    I see you James. I see you.

  • @mihaipascu4620
    @mihaipascu4620 4 года назад +41

    I love the comments made by James A Janisse, I'm laughing like I haven't done in years

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  4 года назад +27

      Aw that's great to hear!

    • @gaylordrobinson1199
      @gaylordrobinson1199 4 года назад +1

      Dead Meat that’s awesome you’re still responding to comments on a year old video

  • @TypicalToyReviews
    @TypicalToyReviews 5 лет назад +395

    "The movie ends with teenagers celebrating the demise of a beautiful sea creature"
    Dang, when you put it like that, why they gotta go kill a semi-innocent shark

    • @horacehalt4216
      @horacehalt4216 3 года назад +9

      Seriously?. It's a man eating shark. Trust me, it can take care of itself.

    • @michellemckillop8935
      @michellemckillop8935 3 года назад +6

      @@horacehalt4216 well, then why did it kill the women too?

    • @michellemckillop8935
      @michellemckillop8935 3 года назад +1

      I got that from all in the family. Get it? MAN eating shark

    • @the_shadow_manor
      @the_shadow_manor 3 года назад +4

      Shark don’t attack human on purpose unless threaten. Most shark attack happen to surfers and drivers and this is because wets suit make the shark believe the human are seals a shark favourite pray. And more often then not the shark leave most of the body behind. One it realizes the body is human shark lose interest they don’t like the taste of human.

    • @hornneddemon9643
      @hornneddemon9643 3 года назад +1

      well, innocent until he get's revenge in the forth one.

  • @Mrryn
    @Mrryn 5 лет назад +79

    9:22 As someone who loves (and misses) Drunk Disney, I instinctively smiled when I heard James's shark voice.
    Nice work, shark daddy! ;)

  • @RedRPStudios
    @RedRPStudios 3 года назад +11

    “The Aurora! Don’t expect him back anytime soon” I’m a HUGE Subnautica fan love the reference

  • @michalgooding5926
    @michalgooding5926 5 лет назад +78

    I love how you're always dropping little wrestling jokes/puns combines 2 of my favorite things...wrestling and horror!

    • @snachoman42
      @snachoman42 5 лет назад +2

      Same love wrestleing and horror

  • @MrSmallsCO
    @MrSmallsCO 5 лет назад +157

    "Pull up your pants and do the Muscle Man Dance" LMFAO. S/O to James for knowing his current WWE.

    • @anthonyfisher5936
      @anthonyfisher5936 5 лет назад +8

      He needs to reach out to Chris Jericho because he would make an excellent guest on talk is Jericho

    • @dcarrier4451
      @dcarrier4451 5 лет назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Bray Wyatt

    • @anthonyfisher5936
      @anthonyfisher5936 5 лет назад

      @@dcarrier4451 I miss old Bray Wyatt

    • @tomtalks23
      @tomtalks23 5 лет назад +7

      He said yowie wowie on the Us Kill Count as well. He's such a mark I love it.

    • @terratman5150
      @terratman5150 5 лет назад +1

      Thought the same thing. I was so overjoyed but I wasn't sure if that was already something before Wyatt used it. I guess it wasn't, or at least, I wasnt the only one that thought of Bray

  • @stevenmattrell3448
    @stevenmattrell3448 5 лет назад +301

    “Eat Cheerios.”
    “You eat Cheerios, I want Froot Loops.”

    • @Gringleheim
      @Gringleheim 5 лет назад +3

      Alexander Weller you eat fruit loops

    • @gwynn6044
      @gwynn6044 5 лет назад

      @@Gringleheim no I want froot loops

    • @Gringleheim
      @Gringleheim 5 лет назад

      cake snake I eat honey bunches of oats

    • @johnathandepth5759
      @johnathandepth5759 5 лет назад +1

      Jason Voorhess I want Cinnamon Toast Crunch

    • @IsabruhMoment
      @IsabruhMoment 5 лет назад

      Screw cereal, where’s my pancakes

  • @Corey_Tenderson
    @Corey_Tenderson 4 года назад +12

    I actually really like this movie. I agree it doesn’t need to exist, but you have to admit it’s WAY better than the later 2.

  • @priimovalentiino1640
    @priimovalentiino1640 5 лет назад +97

    So hyped for final destination next month!! Thanks for all your hard work and dedication, James n Chelsea

  • @KatieVanHelsing
    @KatieVanHelsing 5 лет назад +67

    At some point, we need a shot of Lucy with a shark fin on her back!.... no? .... just me?

  • @meredithlizmi4889
    @meredithlizmi4889 5 лет назад +46

    Brody: “I think we got another shark”
    Mayor: “ ....”
    Mayor: “are you serious”

    • @januaryembers1146
      @januaryembers1146 5 лет назад +2

      i read this right as he said it

    • @nataliespieker2105
      @nataliespieker2105 5 лет назад +2

      The mayor is an a**hole. Sorry for the profanity, but its my personal opinion.

    • @unknown-kw3lg
      @unknown-kw3lg 5 лет назад +2

      Mayor: "Ah shit, here we go again"

  • @jayjaydotcom33
    @jayjaydotcom33 4 года назад +32

    2 divers 2:00
    terry 5:02
    Diane 5:29
    Whale shark 6:11
    blue fish 7:54
    Eddie 9:34
    Helicopter driver 11:23
    Marge11:50
    Bruces girlfriend
    that's the kills in jaws 2

  • @BennyLlama39
    @BennyLlama39 5 лет назад +109

    Producers: This thing's got half its face burned off. What do we call it?
    Director: Scarface.
    Extras: Two Face?
    Me: Sharky Dent. 😀

  • @HeyGeesh
    @HeyGeesh 5 лет назад +308

    God damnit you brought back "a whaat?" 😂

  • @DramaBanana
    @DramaBanana 5 лет назад +77

    Does anyone else find Marge's death really saddening. Idk normally the kills in the jaws series don't really make sad but it's just something about her death that really gets me. Maybe I'm just weird.
    Edit: Wow ok I'm definitely much happier knowing I'm not the only one thanks for the 75 likes!!😊😊

    • @paulrasmussen8953
      @paulrasmussen8953 5 лет назад +16

      Even worst. The kid she saved dies to another shark anyway

    • @DramaBanana
      @DramaBanana 5 лет назад +18

      @@paulrasmussen8953 Yeah. Its just she was so kind throughout the film especially compared to some of the other's. She even died saving some random kids life but it was for nothing and I bet literally no one ever remembered her.

    • @user-dn9vr3oi1l
      @user-dn9vr3oi1l 5 лет назад +9

      Yes, I rooted for her :(

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 5 лет назад +9

      It's also sad because she's like 15. The thought of dying so young can make anyone disheartened

    • @kittyhawk9707
      @kittyhawk9707 5 лет назад

      erm your Weird .. tis only a movie .. she should have let the little kid be shark food and saved herself ..dumbass ..lolol

  • @paulcaridi4964
    @paulcaridi4964 4 года назад +16

    "Or are they just testing to see if he's a witch?" I got that, and I'm proud of that joke James.

  • @BlueX-Ray
    @BlueX-Ray 5 лет назад +149

    Random HighSchooler: *In the water*
    New Jaws: *Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun*
    Other Random HighSchooler: Hm?
    New Jaws: 🎶 *SHARK ATTACK~!* 🎶

  • @davidkueneman8372
    @davidkueneman8372 5 лет назад +45

    ONE OF THE GREATEST CHANNELS ON RUclips👍🏻🔥

    • @phoenixalder105
      @phoenixalder105 5 лет назад

      David Kueneman
      THE greatest channel on RUclips

  • @studioshinobi7159
    @studioshinobi7159 5 лет назад +73

    Wait the arora,
    Shoot while Brody is dealing with sharks hooper is dealing with reaper leviathans
    Edit: oh mah gosh thanks for all the likes

  • @jonathangarcia5279
    @jonathangarcia5279 4 года назад +73

    Brody: "I think we may have another shark problem."
    Mayor Negligence: "...Are you serious?"
    Me: lol/giggling

  • @michaelfarrell4824
    @michaelfarrell4824 5 лет назад +54

    Wish I had never found this channel so I could go back and watch every Kill Count for the first time again

    • @TarynM716
      @TarynM716 5 лет назад +2

      They Had Us In the First Half

    • @george_bungot
      @george_bungot 5 лет назад +1

      @@TarynM716 not gonna lie

  • @HonorThyTarkus
    @HonorThyTarkus 5 лет назад +47

    Nice reference. "MUSCLE MAN DANCE"
    Hope Bray debuts sunday.
    Also, how do you feel about AEW??

  • @gardetto265
    @gardetto265 5 лет назад +22

    3:19 nice Shelly reference brother! Man you are just always on top of your game! Glad I'm not the only one. Thank you for being you buddy

  • @bobbydelacroix1515
    @bobbydelacroix1515 2 года назад +9

    I love that shot of the shark almost getting Mike’s legs, one of the best last second saves ever! Saw it when I was a kid, whole family gasped lol

    • @119Agent
      @119Agent 9 дней назад

      And the skinny kid with glasses didn’t get laid. Sad.

  • @zekesvault
    @zekesvault 5 лет назад +90

    Welcome to the Kill Count where we tally up the victoms in all our favorite horror movies, and Jaws 2-4

    • @heetman4785
      @heetman4785 5 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @HaloReignsEdits
      @HaloReignsEdits 5 лет назад +2

      Its "Welcome to the Kill Count, where we tally up the victoms in all our favorite horror movies, and Jaws 2-4."

    • @vcsa681
      @vcsa681 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao

  • @TheCamSays
    @TheCamSays 5 лет назад +18

    "They pull up their pants and do the Muscle Man Dance."
    YOWIE WOWIE JAMES. THAT’S ANOTHER FUNHOUSE REFERENCE.

    • @ReDelta101
      @ReDelta101 5 лет назад +3

      All I Know Is Cam it’ll probably be a lot better with Bohemian Breakfast spread

  • @bbanner2356
    @bbanner2356 5 лет назад +30

    I watched a movie review from Chris Stuckmann’s channel, I forgot who his friend was but he said something that would have made this movie great. It would have been great if you didn’t see the shark until Eddies death. Imagine if Brody had just been paranoid from the first movie

  • @Endervulpe
    @Endervulpe 4 года назад +12

    1:35 “Looking for titanium to fabricate better diving equipment.”
    7:19 Aurora joke

  • @drmboy83
    @drmboy83 5 лет назад +28

    *Stays up all night on Friday’s just for the kill counts*

  • @jamesmoore7646
    @jamesmoore7646 5 лет назад +381

    Roses are red homework is hard I'm James a janisse and this calls for a TITLECARD

  • @SuperOtakuKid
    @SuperOtakuKid 5 лет назад +33

    Literally no one:
    Jaws 2: I'm about to repeat my whole career

  • @lilykenny3146
    @lilykenny3146 4 года назад +33

    MARGE DESERVED SUCH A BETTER ENDING SHE WAS SO AMAZING AND SHE DIED SAVING SEAN AND SHE WAS THE BEST CHARACTER AND I WILL MISS HER

  • @allencrtr3
    @allencrtr3 5 лет назад +14

    Marge’s kill traumatized me as a child. I still think about it randomly to this day. Idk why cause it’s not gory, but the fact that it happened directly in front of Shawn fucked with me. Also she was SO NICE TRYING TO SAVE THE LITTLE KID!! SHE DESERVED BETTER!

  • @BananaBreadinc
    @BananaBreadinc 5 лет назад +22

    I don’t know how I didn’t expect thee return of the “A-wha?,” but I appreciate it

    • @excertt
      @excertt 5 лет назад

      BananaBreadinc
      Why does your comment say 15 hours ago?

    • @mercedesrusso7488
      @mercedesrusso7488 5 лет назад

      Nik Olai exactly?

    • @BananaBreadinc
      @BananaBreadinc 5 лет назад

      Nik Olai patrons get early releases for videos

    • @excertt
      @excertt 5 лет назад

      BananaBreadinc
      Oh ok. I didn’t know that. Kind of cool

  • @fabiobelrause5071
    @fabiobelrause5071 5 лет назад +92

    These sharks are more dedicated to the Brody Family than my Ex... She took a bite out my heart. Badumpts.

  • @Jacob-rf7ci
    @Jacob-rf7ci 3 года назад +8

    "What inspired you to open a SECOND Krusty Krab right next door to the original?"
    0:31

  • @djussi4128
    @djussi4128 5 лет назад +55

    Better check the bite radius.
    A WHAT???

  • @mumble1455
    @mumble1455 5 лет назад +76

    just give the shark a Snickers, you are not you when you're hungry

    • @notreallysure4575
      @notreallysure4575 5 лет назад +3

      The shark is actually a kind hearted accountant who volunteers at local food banks in his freetime

    • @mumble1455
      @mumble1455 5 лет назад

      not really sure hahaha a good-guy at heart

  • @PeytonHarmsen
    @PeytonHarmsen 5 лет назад +57

    Dad: How Are You Guys Doin Today
    Mom: Great
    Sister: Good
    Dad: What About You James
    James: *SHARK ATTACK!!!*

    • @loganicfilms1388
      @loganicfilms1388 5 лет назад +1

      CANT WE HAVE ONE DAY WITHOUT YOU REFERING HORROR MOVIES AND YOUR KILL COUNTS JAMES!?

    • @B.Moore-Ready
      @B.Moore-Ready 5 лет назад

      YOWWIE WOWWIE 🤡👹

  • @legendaryfella3236
    @legendaryfella3236 4 года назад +31

    Jaws: everything is going swimmingly
    Jaws 2: somewhat stormy waters
    Jaws 3: gone off the deep end
    Jaws 4: rock bottom

  • @cyberviruz999animeee3
    @cyberviruz999animeee3 5 лет назад +68

    Shark: You’ve been struck by, you’ve been hit by... a shark
    Civilian: ok

  • @edwardeggplant1676
    @edwardeggplant1676 5 лет назад +8

    James,
    This is why your videos are so awesome.
    The extra info you provide such as the multitude of problems with Bruce, and even Dick Warlock being a stunt double for Hooper in Jaws?! Even the fight between director and actor with the editor sitting on them?! Awesome, man.. Makes the videos so much more genuine and wholesome.
    Keep on, brother.

  • @Echo-kl3rp
    @Echo-kl3rp 5 лет назад +18

    Love the many Subnautica references (gathering titanium/ on the Aurora)

  • @GalaxyOfDestiny
    @GalaxyOfDestiny 4 года назад +6

    Jaws: Outstanding....10/10!
    Jaws 2: It’s a nice sequal...8/10!
    Jaws 3: Lacks effort in storyline and in effects 4/10
    Jaws 4: Lacks effort in storyline 2/10
    These are likely the most realistic rates, tbh jaws and Jaws 2 are probably the most accurate

  • @Zana205
    @Zana205 5 лет назад +50

    James you should do a picture of Dennis Quaid’s sweaty arm pits for the Jaws 3 Thumbnail hahaha.

  • @OmegaMan-X
    @OmegaMan-X 5 лет назад +69

    YOWIE WOWIE James when did you go to the Firefly funhouse

  • @Jon1976413
    @Jon1976413 5 лет назад +39

    I've never been a fan of early morning gas showers, but they sure find a way to fire me up.

  • @iamacatperson7226
    @iamacatperson7226 3 года назад +9

    “Oh shut he’s on the Aurora, don’t expect him back any time soon”
    Eyyyy, Subnautica reference!