GOP Worries They Backed The Wrong Horse As Biden's Lead Grows Following "Embarrassing" Debate

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  • Опубликовано: 28 июн 2024
  • Republican Senators and members of Trump's inner circle are reeling from their candidate's awful performance at Tuesday night's debate, and fear the consequences are already being felt as Joe Biden enjoys a polling bump in key swing states. #Colbert #Debate2020 #Monologue
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  • @GeordiLaForge1974
    @GeordiLaForge1974 3 года назад +65

    The Shut up Ad was priceless! 😂

  • @nanajenkins4728
    @nanajenkins4728 3 года назад +139

    Stephen's dance was so enchanting that I got to go out there and vote. I guess the dance worked. Sometimes you gotta make it rain for democracy.

  • @curryw5199
    @curryw5199 3 года назад +244

    Stephen twerkin and rappin was probably one of the funniest moments of 2020. Stephen is always on time when America needs a good laugh. Love you Stephen

    • @maejune2179
      @maejune2179 3 года назад

      This is a real late night host.
      Johnny Carson - Joe Biden joke (September 16th 1987)
      ruclips.net/video/XGXRvDT2k8I/видео.html

    • @KCohere33
      @KCohere33 3 года назад

      That was the best

    • @kimberly4476
      @kimberly4476 3 года назад

      True 😊

    • @tammygant4216
      @tammygant4216 5 месяцев назад

      3 years later it's still pretty hilarious!

    • @steverogers6572
      @steverogers6572 2 месяца назад

      Lmao how did I miss this

  • @kahliltomlinson5460
    @kahliltomlinson5460 3 года назад +314

    His wife laughing at his jokes is one of the cutest things ever. But dude, good show as usual.

    • @The_Salty_Siren
      @The_Salty_Siren 3 года назад +4

      Sounds more like cackling

    • @kahliltomlinson5460
      @kahliltomlinson5460 3 года назад +7

      @@The_Salty_Siren lol. True but few partners can give their sig other a belly full of laughter. Yes he is funny, but beyond that you can hear her genuine enjoyment in each laugh.

    • @dancepiglover
      @dancepiglover 3 года назад +4

      I bet she liked that dance, too.

    • @rachelfox8108
      @rachelfox8108 3 года назад +5

      Hearing her laugh is refreshing. Some of these comedians wilt without an audience, and the change in format does take some getting used to, but there's something so wholesome about Colbert solving the problem by having his wife in the audience, and knowing by her laugh that she loves the material.

    • @The_Salty_Siren
      @The_Salty_Siren 3 года назад

      @@kahliltomlinson5460 i just wish it wasn’t at the expense of others. I’m not on board with the whole split party agenda. Divide & conquer is their tactic. Is a big joke to them that most of the US is so divided right now. Makes me sad. She sounds like a wicked witch. But I understand & appreciate the sentiment you’re trying to convey 😌

  • @elhopper3735
    @elhopper3735 3 года назад +435

    Hearing Colbert’s wife laughing every once in a while is so pure

    • @b-dub6865
      @b-dub6865 3 года назад +17

      I know!! It’s great & he loves it. That’s all he needs for an audience.

    • @joshuayoung3319
      @joshuayoung3319 3 года назад +4

      She's hilarious

    • @himynamesbob1993
      @himynamesbob1993 3 года назад +5

      Is that who it is? I kept wondering!

    • @remo1366
      @remo1366 3 года назад +2

      she should be his new co-host when they get back to the studio

    • @SKa-tt9nm
      @SKa-tt9nm 3 года назад +10

      I will miss her when they are back in the studio and Jon cackles at everything and interrupts the flow of the monologue.

  • @janispayne5570
    @janispayne5570 3 года назад +228

    I also enjoyed the “will you shut up man?” 😁

    • @sidilicious11
      @sidilicious11 3 года назад +13

      Janis Payne was he ever speaking for the majority of the country!

    • @jamesgoines7663
      @jamesgoines7663 3 года назад +19

      And "you are a liar"

    • @HayTatsuko
      @HayTatsuko 3 года назад +18

      Joe Biden, channeling the true voice of the American people. :D

    • @Duelist037
      @Duelist037 3 года назад +6

      will you shut up man' is my new text message notification.

    • @ContriveAI
      @ContriveAI 3 года назад

      same people crying when Trump insulted Killery.

  • @JagannathandPrema
    @JagannathandPrema 3 года назад +161

    Stephen wants us to vote so badly he's willing to dance for us.

    • @redblaze1541
      @redblaze1541 3 года назад

      Stephen supports this guy ? ruclips.net/video/kfEKX0CAUu0/видео.html

    • @YourOwnDemize
      @YourOwnDemize 3 года назад

      Pathetic
      I preferred him when he was funny

    • @YourOwnDemize
      @YourOwnDemize 3 года назад

      @@redblaze1541 prolly supports NAMBLA too

    • @redblaze1541
      @redblaze1541 3 года назад +1

      @@YourOwnDemize who troll ?

  • @rawmeseesoundsavvvy170
    @rawmeseesoundsavvvy170 3 года назад +83

    Stephen rapping and twerking has gotta be one of his funniest moments he's had 😂

  • @robinmitchell4721
    @robinmitchell4721 3 года назад +333

    “A speech disorder is a lot easier to treat than a character defect,” Sullenberger

    • @johnwattdotca
      @johnwattdotca 3 года назад +4

      Robin Mitchell: For all the Christian talk in America, Moses had a speech impediment and his
      brother Aaron spoke for him. There is no Moses priesthood, it's an Aaronic Priesthood.
      As authentic names and language, isn't that Aaronic?

    • @johnwattdotca
      @johnwattdotca 3 года назад

      @Kathleen Flacy: Thanks for agreeing with me. I'm having a good time on You Tube today, getting nice replies. If it wasn't raining I'd be out on a long-distance bike-hike to Niagara Falls, moving to another city three months ago. Have you read the Psalm of David, father of Solomon?

    • @MrPr1nglz
      @MrPr1nglz 3 года назад

      They complain about him being slow but that's only because they have the attention span of goldfish. Anyone who condones Trump's side of the debate is just as full of hot air as he is.

    • @markgigiel2722
      @markgigiel2722 3 года назад +1

      @@johnwattdotca Doncha think. A little too Aaronic.

    • @markgigiel2722
      @markgigiel2722 3 года назад

      @@MrPr1nglz Not anymore. They just shipped him to the hospital for low O2 level.

  • @kaykay12152
    @kaykay12152 3 года назад +415

    Are we not going to discuss those QUALITY hip thrusts?
    🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻

    • @dgraykage231
      @dgraykage231 3 года назад +7

      FERREAL, THO

    • @Dlmc85
      @Dlmc85 3 года назад +27

      That's the secret to a happy marriage

    • @noisemaker1078
      @noisemaker1078 3 года назад +7

      NIXON: A president who became criminal.
      TRUMP: A criminal who became president.

    • @xodanny2955
      @xodanny2955 3 года назад +2

      literally so smooth and so MASSIVE😫

    • @The_Green_Queen
      @The_Green_Queen 3 года назад +6

      Looked like he threw out his back a little tho LOL

  • @DJ-fd3vb
    @DJ-fd3vb 3 года назад +24

    The best laugh I’ve had in a while - take your butt to the polls. Colbert is a darling. Also, I commend the exotic dancers on their commercial. These women are patriots!

  • @cmasseylynch
    @cmasseylynch 3 года назад +118

    VOTE Trump out please. yours sincerely - the rest of the world. thank you.

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 3 года назад +79

    If Stephen Colbert is willing to get up and embarrass himself with his sexy dance moves, the least we can do is go vote like he wants.
    GET OUT THERE AND VOTE AMERICA!

  • @bennettd2501
    @bennettd2501 3 года назад +89

    well I'll be damned if that wasn't one of the best episodes of late night television I've seen all year

  • @neolithic3
    @neolithic3 3 года назад +55

    Stephen, PLEASE do the full rendition of your voting rap! The little we saw was hilarious! Please like this comment if you want to see him do it!

  • @staceyshimabuku5423
    @staceyshimabuku5423 3 года назад +162

    The only truth sTrumpet spoke: "Don't ever use the word 'smart' with me."

    • @snate56
      @snate56 3 года назад +2

      Well, he is right. Don't use "smart" with him as it is a single syllable word. You are better served using "intellect" or "cerebral acuity".

    • @cinematicman361
      @cinematicman361 3 года назад +1

      These dabates or contests are important to uncover the bullshit! Trump was very careless and unprepared!! This can make you or break you an it's like he didn't study

    • @cinematicman361
      @cinematicman361 3 года назад

      That's true lol

    • @rayspencer7
      @rayspencer7 3 года назад +1

      @@cinematicman361 I don’t think the issue is Trump didn’t study, but rather Trump cannot /is incapable of study. His attention span is just too short.

    • @cinematicman361
      @cinematicman361 3 года назад

      @@rayspencer7 Well that's true too. Sometimes they don't because they are incapable. That's true.

  • @Elohist2009
    @Elohist2009 3 года назад +296

    I can’t tell if that “shut up” ad was real, but it needs to be😂

    • @l.t.p4941
      @l.t.p4941 3 года назад +1

      Can i have a lucky sub?

    • @patriciasoebagio1035
      @patriciasoebagio1035 3 года назад +5

      pure magic !! Balm for the battle- weary, patience/credulity- strained mind

    • @Skyprince27
      @Skyprince27 3 года назад +14

      @Aaron Shorts
      #JustShutUpMan should be trending.

    • @navad108
      @navad108 3 года назад +2

      Donnie, you’re out of your element!

    • @sakbrat1
      @sakbrat1 3 года назад

      Yes it does!

  • @lindalangeheine5787
    @lindalangeheine5787 3 года назад +101

    GENIUS writers on this show!! And Colbert is at his best with an audience, even if it is smaller. I love how his wife giggles.

  • @Ugly_German_Truths
    @Ugly_German_Truths 3 года назад +35

    I'm not Joe Biden, but hell do i approve of THAT message.

  • @caroltesol1
    @caroltesol1 3 года назад +3

    The "Shut Up!" ad was like fine wine. Thank you for that!!!

  • @ahealthierkirk2558
    @ahealthierkirk2558 3 года назад +119

    When Don Jr was saying, "Every able man, woman"...I thought he was going to say "camera, tv" next

    • @anderjpoo
      @anderjpoo 3 года назад

      me too

    • @claiminglight
      @claiminglight 3 года назад +11

      The dummy was about to say "and child", and he had to rethink it.

    • @phandapanda9644
      @phandapanda9644 3 года назад

      😂🤣😂🤣

    • @TheRealVivia
      @TheRealVivia 3 года назад

      And child is what he was looking for.

    • @santajimi
      @santajimi 3 года назад

      Don't forget the person.

  • @mambo2mambo
    @mambo2mambo 3 года назад +82

    I’m still laughing 20 minutes later at Stephens hip hop dance. 🤣

  • @tiny99990
    @tiny99990 3 года назад +16

    I am so extremely genuinely sad that his wife wasn't there, I cannot imagine the maniacal laughter she would have had. It would have been a sound of pure joy on the same level as baby laughter...

  • @maryanne1830
    @maryanne1830 3 года назад +4

    "if it's chilly wear a coat" made me laugh my coffee out my nose. Thank you

  • @nikkicornelius279
    @nikkicornelius279 3 года назад +160

    Stephen twerking is exactly what we all knew we needed but were too scared to ask for. Thankfully for us he knew and he delivered!!

    • @cathywethington5913
      @cathywethington5913 3 года назад +6

      Laughed for a full give minutes. Wait. Still laughing

    • @senseisleepyhead
      @senseisleepyhead 3 года назад +2

      I honestly had to pause the video as soon as he started to shimmy, because I was already laughing too hard!

    • @scottking788
      @scottking788 3 года назад +2

      Had me at "democracy at twerk" with the real dancers.... and then..... OMG ... I can't un-see that. Thank you Stephen ... I think... #BidenHarris2020

  • @amit_patel654
    @amit_patel654 3 года назад +118

    Don Jr looks like he recorded that message right after snorting a line

    • @TPB82
      @TPB82 3 года назад +11

      Yea, I use to have a problem with it myself. No more. Found the attack on Biden's son just, beyond low and scummy. And to me as well, Don Jr looks like he just got the drips and had that moment of 'clarity' when posting a video of yourself at that moment doesn't seem like a bad idea at all. He's definitely on something strong.

    • @amit_patel654
      @amit_patel654 3 года назад +6

      @@TPB82 Sorry man, I didn't mean to attack anyone who's struggled with this problem. It's just that Don Jr gets on my nerves . I'm glad you beat the habit though. You've got a lot of strength.

    • @Lucasmsmpro
      @Lucasmsmpro 3 года назад +3

      When doesnt he

    • @briantw
      @briantw 3 года назад +4

      42-year-old graying daddy's boy. Hope the inheritance is worth it.

    • @cross75man75
      @cross75man75 3 года назад +1

      He sure does,

  • @totalbliss1
    @totalbliss1 3 года назад +56

    "Shut the f up Donnie!" from Lebowski was brilliant!! Lol.

  • @gisawslonim9716
    @gisawslonim9716 3 года назад +19

    Or, as Shakespeare so aptly put it: "A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury signifying nothing."

  • @DrSwyts
    @DrSwyts 3 года назад +34

    I LOVE Stephen Colbert!!! I literally watch these RUclips clips every morning. It has kept me sane, especially during these crazy times. Mr. Colbert, those dance moves had me lol 😂😂😂

  • @ktuvwxyz09
    @ktuvwxyz09 3 года назад +72

    Pole dancer here - you did GREAT, Stephen! Never apologize for shakin' it! Zero shame!

    • @mystery8001
      @mystery8001 3 года назад +6

      And he did it really well .

    • @TheSpaceCrafter
      @TheSpaceCrafter 3 года назад +8

      Those dancers were awesome. Good for them for putting that message out there! And Stephen sure did it well, too.

    • @williamford3860
      @williamford3860 3 года назад +2

      Lol yaaaaasssss

  • @musicgodess80s
    @musicgodess80s Год назад +2

    Watching this again and still laughing out loud !! Stephen Colbert is a National treasure !!

  • @jhetling
    @jhetling 3 года назад +9

    "Almost rinsed all the blood out my ears"!! Caught me off guard with that one Stephen!

  • @rhettcujo9006
    @rhettcujo9006 3 года назад +66

    “Democracy at twerk!” 💀 I’m getting my booty to the polls. 😂 much respect women at service.

  • @xodanny2955
    @xodanny2955 3 года назад +47

    THIS IS WHY COLBERT IS ON TOP OF THE GAME. BRINGING ALL THE INFO WE NEED W COMEDY AND HIP THRUSTS

    • @user-ll9kg5so4y
      @user-ll9kg5so4y 3 года назад +1

      Idiots getting their news from a “comedy show”.

  • @UncooperativeMultiplayer
    @UncooperativeMultiplayer 3 года назад +44

    "Et tu, Bootay?"
    Now thats an original sentence.

  • @kenek629
    @kenek629 2 года назад +2

    THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE SEEN ALL DAY! Stephen just kills me everytime 🤣

  • @WittleIndianGirl
    @WittleIndianGirl 3 года назад +206

    “Democracy at Twerk.” I love this man so much.

  • @juandelcampo4331
    @juandelcampo4331 3 года назад +939

    Stephen twerking added 10 years to my life

    • @l.t.p4941
      @l.t.p4941 3 года назад +6

      Can i have a lucky sub?

    • @rayzhou
      @rayzhou 3 года назад +18

      and probably lost 10 years of his

    • @missdrgirlfriend
      @missdrgirlfriend 3 года назад +26

      I saw this comment and still was not prepared.

    • @stillzawsome
      @stillzawsome 3 года назад +16

      Bout took 10 years off mine, I wasn't prepared and couldn't breath lol

    • @charlettemcrae759
      @charlettemcrae759 3 года назад +9

      I laughed so hard! He she have consulted Nicki Minaj before he did that rap.🤣🤣🤣

  • @SDErrico2010
    @SDErrico2010 3 года назад +225

    The GOP didn’t back the wrong horse. They backed the horse’s ass.

  • @blakemanny
    @blakemanny 3 года назад +85

    I like that Sully commercial. Let's hope America does "vote him out". We all want to be able to respect America again, God knows.

    • @mrg8581
      @mrg8581 3 года назад +1

      Because it will be so much better having a President that will pander to Black Lives Matter and Antifa criminals. Black Supremacy and Reparations will happen with Kamala Harris as President. Because Joe Biden will step down or die within 6 months of taking office. That is why they demanded he pick a woman of color. It as predetermined as WWE wrestling. I will move if Biden beats Trump. Donald Trump may be an idiot, but I won't live in a Marxist country. Sorry.

    • @kellymathews6615
      @kellymathews6615 3 года назад +5

      @@mrg8581 I'm curious what country you would move to considering your views.

    • @mrg8581
      @mrg8581 3 года назад

      @@kellymathews6615 I have no idea yet.. Going have to start doing research.

    • @samueldavies8461
      @samueldavies8461 3 года назад +7

      @@mrg8581 Saudi Arabia is quite right wing. Maybe you could try there

    • @michaeltyler4314
      @michaeltyler4314 3 года назад +7

      @@mrg8581 The answer is obvious; there's a country / nation that's just perfect for you. A Republican paradise: no taxes; almost no government; hate-filled fake-religious nutcases everywhere; just about every male over the age of 12 has a gun, and many have Kalashnikov AK-47 automatic rifles; and women are treated as breeding livestock. Wonderful. It's called Somalia.

  • @emilydivis6369
    @emilydivis6369 3 года назад +45

    The best parts are when you can hear someone on the crew laughing in the background.

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 3 года назад +136

    "They might both be giant, lumbering maniacs, but at least _Jason_ wears a _mask."_
    Jason's message is also a lot more internally consistent.

    • @idw9159
      @idw9159 3 года назад +4

      better looking as well

    • @nonspiderweb
      @nonspiderweb 3 года назад +4

      JASON 2024 "No more teenagers! lots more hockey"

    • @Anna-pf5up
      @Anna-pf5up 3 года назад +1

      @@nonspiderweb i approve this message

    • @Kyle_Schaff
      @Kyle_Schaff 3 года назад

      And doesn’t rant nearly as much

  • @LucretiaVanPelt
    @LucretiaVanPelt 3 года назад +12

    When listening to the clip of Trump speaking in Minnesota, you can tell he was not feeling up to his most obnoxious self. He sounds like he was beginning to not feel good.

  • @lorid3946
    @lorid3946 3 года назад +2

    Steven Colbert you make all of the craziness of 2020 manageable! Thank you! Thank you!

  • @techheaven8132
    @techheaven8132 3 года назад +1159

    Doctors asked Trump who he was around recently, he replied: “person, woman. man, camera, tv.” Contact tracing begins.

  • @vinceedwards3978
    @vinceedwards3978 3 года назад +182

    I almost passed out when Colbert did his pelvic thrusts while saying pull the lever and go vote!!!!

    • @christinevr7698
      @christinevr7698 3 года назад +1

      Me too!!!

    • @JimRFF
      @JimRFF 3 года назад +4

      I was getting to the end of the video and as Colbert was wrapping up I was scrolling through the comments section... I saw this one, said "... wat," and immediately scrolled back up to the video just as his rap started... thank you for guiding my attention back to where it needed to be

    • @annerchisline9641
      @annerchisline9641 3 года назад +2

      The best 50th birthday present! I needed that laugh! :D

    • @oneimperfectsong
      @oneimperfectsong 3 года назад +1

      It would make my day to see Nikki Minaj react to Stephen's twerking and rapping after their interview together.

    • @annerchisline9641
      @annerchisline9641 3 года назад +1

      @@oneimperfectsong I don't know . . . there's a sweet Bootsie Plunkett segment they could be planning now with Minaj or even better, those real dancers in the blurred out video.

  • @jetaime1102
    @jetaime1102 3 года назад +3

    So many hilarious moments in this segment! Thank you, Stephen!

  • @rogerpr364
    @rogerpr364 3 года назад +1

    You get the idea!!
    That's so funny!!!
    Mr.Colbert! Your the very best intertainer!!
    Can't wait for your show to air again!!!
    Cheer's from Canada

  • @allisonholstrom6144
    @allisonholstrom6144 3 года назад +100

    I have to admit, this ep is the hardest I've laughed at Late Show since the pandemic began. Just a brilliant, brilliant segment. Kudos!

    • @gilleous
      @gilleous 3 года назад +2

      Yep and so was the live one after Tuesday's debate. This one was spectacularly funny

    • @willritter4076
      @willritter4076 3 года назад

      I'd be honored if fellow concerned Americans who appreciate the music of Prince & Tom Petty would take a listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performances of PURPLE RAIN and INTO THE GREAT WIDE OPEN on my YT channel in tribute to 2 of the purest artists that the USA has ever produced. Peace and vote 'D' for Decency on Nov. 3rd.

  • @richardwalterbee
    @richardwalterbee 3 года назад +218

    “I’ve had your country on mute for the last week!”
    Now, THATS FUNNY!

    • @ThatSingingGuy
      @ThatSingingGuy 3 года назад +14

      3:16 - Last year, isn't it?

    • @thesadwolf
      @thesadwolf 3 года назад +3

      @@ThatSingingGuy John 3:16

    • @xxskullkillerxx8367
      @xxskullkillerxx8367 3 года назад

      This is not "funny" it is more rude. And yes God does know what trump is gonna do.coldbear is spreading blasphemy

    • @catherinesiers5174
      @catherinesiers5174 3 года назад +3

      richardwalterbee I’ve had my country on mute for a week also. 🤣😂

    • @whodriver
      @whodriver 3 года назад

      @@xxskullkillerxx8367
      ))))))))

  • @tammystockley-loughlin7680
    @tammystockley-loughlin7680 3 года назад +2

    Needs a mirror to see!!!!😂🤣😂🤣 that is so true. Thanks Stephen!! Positive vibes from New Hampshire and remember to be kind to each other and yourself during this pandemic and social crisis.

  • @CatherineSTodd
    @CatherineSTodd 3 года назад +24

    How can ANYONE say the monster-in-chief "won the debate?" They must be CRAZY.

    • @mk1st
      @mk1st 3 года назад +2

      Catherine S. Todd maybe they thought it was a shout-and-interrupt match, which he definitely won.

    • @robbruce4078
      @robbruce4078 3 года назад

      Everybody here commenting you all a bunch of douche bags

    • @redblaze1541
      @redblaze1541 3 года назад

      ignorant people who hate America & Obama's pick = ruclips.net/video/BBd-1SY-pUg/видео.html

    • @le2800
      @le2800 3 года назад

      @@robbruce4078 If you are offended no one invited you into the conversation. Buh-Bye

    • @le2800
      @le2800 3 года назад +1

      @apx. pegasus or maybe everyone who thought Trump won is just plain stupid. I find that more believable.

  • @JohnDovi
    @JohnDovi 3 года назад +86

    One of the best episodes ever. The jokes are so on point. At "Democracy At Twerk" I knew i had to like and post a comment. Great one !!

  • @barcelonachair6487
    @barcelonachair6487 3 года назад +210

    I'm dying at Stephen's moves and rap style. He kills me. LMAO.

    • @Melaiza702
      @Melaiza702 3 года назад +4

      Seriously!!!....😆🤣 I spit out my coffee 😂😂

    • @meatstickk
      @meatstickk 3 года назад +4

      Dude... I was using the video speed 1.75 cause I was skimming through looking for something. I literally just died...

    • @CanItAlready
      @CanItAlready 3 года назад +1

      That guy's cackle when Stephen flubbed it. 😂

    • @discodiscordia
      @discodiscordia 3 года назад +1

      My sides hurt from laughing so hard! 😂😂😂 I love these girls, too.

    • @physikokonomie7511
      @physikokonomie7511 3 года назад +1

      Reminds me of Les Grossman's dance. Although Stephen lacks those fat hands.

  • @Benson_aka_devils_advocate_88
    @Benson_aka_devils_advocate_88 3 года назад +4

    Stephen Colbert was on *fire TONIGHT!* 🔥

    • @Amick44
      @Amick44 3 года назад

      Yeah, but as usual rump supplied the ammo.

  • @maynurd52404
    @maynurd52404 3 года назад +19

    People should be automatically registered to vote when they turn 18, they don't need to commit to a political party, and if they do nothing satimh they have to vote for that partys candidate.

    • @redblaze1541
      @redblaze1541 3 года назад

      this is Joe Biden ... ruclips.net/video/kfEkX0CAUu0/видео.html

  • @judyodonoghue7715
    @judyodonoghue7715 3 года назад +151

    Stephen you kill me. I was almost puking with laughter.

    • @sethhillyer5395
      @sethhillyer5395 3 года назад

      you must be really dumb.

    • @alh06
      @alh06 3 года назад +15

      @@sethhillyer5395 Humor is subjective. The fact that you don't know that leads me to doubt your intelligence.

    • @sethhillyer5395
      @sethhillyer5395 3 года назад

      @@alh06 humor is not subjective, people like you have no intelligence. Its a fact that steven colbert is not funny. Waiting for you slow mind to respond. lol

    • @alh06
      @alh06 3 года назад +11

      @@sethhillyer5395 This is the funniest thing I've seen all day, so I'll thank you for that. However, I do encourage you to actually research something before you present a meaningless opinion as a fact.
      I bet you'll respond to me with an additional stupid or hateful comment, I couldn't care any less.
      Have a good one, man.

    • @sethhillyer5395
      @sethhillyer5395 3 года назад

      @@alh06 i don't need to research something thats obvious.

  • @christopherj5780
    @christopherj5780 3 года назад +198

    When Joe said "Shut up, man" i said hell yes.

    • @mattrodgers4878
      @mattrodgers4878 3 года назад +6

      Our Twitter-in-chief surrounds himself with yes men. I’m guessing that’s not something trump is use to hearing in person. Anyone with the intellectual capacity of a houseplant probably thinks or says it whenever they hear trump speak.

    • @kathryndodd9487
      @kathryndodd9487 3 года назад +3

      Dump trump

    • @anthonynycholas4230
      @anthonynycholas4230 3 года назад

      One of the clips in the mock Biden/Harris SHUT UP! ad was from the first "Transformers" movie.

    • @Skyprince27
      @Skyprince27 3 года назад +4

      @Christopher J
      My family and I were all high-fiving each other after that one!
      #Debates2020 #WillYouShutUpMan

    • @shmuli9
      @shmuli9 3 года назад

      And the woman at an interview with (wow, again) who told Trump off: "let me finish my question, sir."

  • @ivo4357
    @ivo4357 3 года назад +7

    if they cut the mics when he breaks the rules, they might as well not give him a mic, the only thing he will be able to say is good evening, before his tirade starts

  • @ckhanson81
    @ckhanson81 3 года назад +1

    Thank you and Bless you Mr. Stephen Colbert- you are the best- we love you!

  • @apples1290
    @apples1290 3 года назад +52

    Hearing Evelyn laughing in the background is the absolute best.

  • @alexwilli
    @alexwilli 3 года назад +145

    "You can take your power boat.
    If it's chilly wear a coat."
    Best call to voting action evah!

    • @azahias9
      @azahias9 3 года назад +3

      BARS! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @soundped
    @soundped 3 года назад +61

    "I'm not saying his goose is cooked but it is sucked into the starboard engine."

    • @murrayflewelling1258
      @murrayflewelling1258 3 года назад +3

      I will, anyone that says " the polls are like 2016, or all wrong", either are consoling themselves, or do not understand polls. He has as close to zero chance as any candidate running in the last 100 years.

    • @vorpalelixr1239
      @vorpalelixr1239 3 года назад +1

      Murray Flewelling remember that on Election Day

    • @murrayflewelling1258
      @murrayflewelling1258 3 года назад +1

      @@vorpalelixr1239 Oh believe me I will, because there is not enough alcohol in the US to get independents to give Trump a victory in PA , MI or WI, and without those FL and Ohio are meaningless.

    • @murrayflewelling1258
      @murrayflewelling1258 3 года назад +1

      @@vorpalelixr1239 To be fair, I will miss the great comedy that Trump and his big brain have given us these last four years.....it will never be the same!

    • @vorpalelixr1239
      @vorpalelixr1239 3 года назад +1

      Murray Flewelling how can you vote for somebody that don’t even know what day it is

  • @evahill1545
    @evahill1545 3 года назад +16

    ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, CHRIS ROCK said ,"if only science & karma could get together."...they finally 🙌 did!

  • @TheAutumnWind_RN4L
    @TheAutumnWind_RN4L 3 года назад +220

    I just can't wait until Harris eviscerates Pence in the VP debate. First thing I want to hear from her is, "Didn't he choose you to lead the Covid response team? Why didn't you?".

    • @MrTAA-cc7eu
      @MrTAA-cc7eu 3 года назад +6

      Me too

    • @kmaher7688
      @kmaher7688 3 года назад +13

      Me three! Is he even allowed to talk w/ another woman without his warden/wife standing next to him acting as his personal body guard/human condom? If i was married to Pence, i would be sterile or convert to play for the other team.

    • @lorettafalco6448
      @lorettafalco6448 3 года назад +5

      me four!

    • @kysha5040
      @kysha5040 3 года назад +4

      Me five

    • @popeyegordon
      @popeyegordon 3 года назад +8

      Maybe there IS a god. Trump and wife just tested positive for Covid 19 and they are in quarantine! I'm a life long atheist but I have fantasized about this happening now at just the right time.

  • @alaia-awakened
    @alaia-awakened 3 года назад +118

    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW WONDERFUL STEPHEN'S DANCING WAS 😍You have my vote sir!

    • @Hellwyck
      @Hellwyck 3 года назад

      Because we don't have to?!

  • @vonsuthoff
    @vonsuthoff 3 года назад +25

    *Don Jr purposely using the word "army" in his dad's new "Trump army" slogan! I'm becoming convinced they actually want a Civil War!**

    • @terryanngallagher3605
      @terryanngallagher3605 3 года назад +4

      Of course they do....it's the only way they can try to win. In a democracy. Cheat, lie and if that don't work, ANARCHY, BULLETS AND ARMIES!

    • @vonsuthoff
      @vonsuthoff 3 года назад +5

      @@terryanngallagher3605 ... And I and beginning to believe all this violent talk and dog whistling is over Trump realizing the multiple levels of legal issues he will be facing.... from 20+ sexual battery law suits from credible women and a myriad of federal and NY State charges!

    • @michaelantoniotti2738
      @michaelantoniotti2738 3 года назад

      Vonpussy? Or just VonJackAss?

    • @redblaze1541
      @redblaze1541 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/qOradie8WzI/видео.html

    • @vonsuthoff
      @vonsuthoff 3 года назад

      @@redblaze1541 ... I am a retired Marine who has since been running a multi-media production company for 30 years and I'll tell you one fact... If you added that Biden video's "horror music" behind footage of children playing, they would seem like they were pure evil! So, beware of those who try to fool your emotions. It usually means the content of the video is not shocking on it's own.
      Now... here are some facts that do not need scary music. The facts are scary enough by themselves.
      *Who’s on Who’s Side?*
      Look at who has come out of the woodwork on *Trump's side* since he became president. He has gotten robust and enthusiastic support from every white supremist, KKK, NeoNazi, Proud Boy and Boogaloo we have in this country, not to mention the millions of sheer loony tunes who buy into Qanon fantasy!!! There are "hundreds" of websites testifying to this! And there is something very, very wrong with this.
      In their entire history, the FBI and Homeland Security confirms that Antifa and BLM have never caused a death, but these white supremist groups have well committed well over 300 murders since just 2000! And now, the FBI has designated these violent groups as official "terrorist organizations!"
      On *Biden's side* are literally 97% of ALL scientists and environmentalists... All American historians and now over 20 highly respected "proven patriot" generals and admirals. This has NEVER happened in our nation's history! Here is a partial list. Please check the video link at the bottom to hear what General Mattis has to say about Trump.
      *US Commanders Against Trump!*
      (They say they can no longer be quiet.)
      Marine Corps General “Mad Dog” Mattis...
      Marine Corps General John Kelley...
      Marine Corps General John Allen...
      .
      Air Force General Richard Myers...
      Air Force General Michael Hayden...
      .
      Army General Colin Powell...
      Army General Martin Dempsey...
      Army General Raymond Thomas...
      Army General David Petraeus...
      .
      Navy Admiral William McCraven...
      Navy Admiral Mike Mullen...
      Navy Admiral James Staridis...
      .
      Former Defense Sec Ash Carter
      Former Defense Sec William Perry
      Former Defense Sec Leon Panetta
      Former Defense Sec Chuck Hagel
      *Here are General Mattis’ thoughts on Trump”*
      ruclips.net/video/RFSFgoOqRqI/видео.html
      .
      *Mattis says, “Division leads to failure, only in union we will be strong!”*
      Google the others to find out why these “patriots” are warning us about Trump.*
      -----------------------------------------------------------
      It's coming time for every one to pick sides. I'm choosing the "good guys" side! And I hope you do the same after full consideration.
      Thank you for listening.
      .
      *BONUS VIDEO!*
      Here is what the anti-Trumpers are putting out. Like your Biden ad, these are real, but they are cherry picked to show the worst of Trump...
      .
      ruclips.net/video/HoEtz1u-z9E/видео.html

  • @iainbrodie5740
    @iainbrodie5740 3 года назад +18

    Stephen booty dancing for the win. Still laughing and crying.

  • @pearlejam7115
    @pearlejam7115 3 года назад +99

    I love that Stephen does the stuff to make his wife laugh so much. And we get to laugh, too.

  • @justdoi8909
    @justdoi8909 3 года назад +79

    Biden's "keep yapping man" was even better than the "will you shut up man" imo

  • @janehollander1934
    @janehollander1934 3 года назад +22

    Changes made to the Debate: Fit Trump with a "dog-shock-colar"...ever time he interrupts Biden...zap Trump!!✊🏻

    • @dominiquephilip4484
      @dominiquephilip4484 3 года назад +1

      would love to see that

    • @Rain9Quinn
      @Rain9Quinn 3 года назад +1

      Janet Stoker 👍🏻🤣🤣🤣

    • @reneef8640
      @reneef8640 3 года назад +1

      Yep my feelings exactly!!!

    • @reneef8640
      @reneef8640 3 года назад +1

      @Cyrus Slapatich He does have a brain. He just didn't get to speak due to being cut off a hundred times.

    • @redblaze1541
      @redblaze1541 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/kfEKX0CAUu0/видео.html

  • @elrod2747
    @elrod2747 3 года назад +1

    OMG, LMAO in tears. This was a great show. Stephen you are not to much but just right. I l Love you as always.

  • @whatsup5446
    @whatsup5446 3 года назад +63

    If Pence has COVID-19 too, does it mean that Pelosi is in charge and she’ll be able to get things done without any interruptions?

    • @ItsSerialBoX
      @ItsSerialBoX 3 года назад

      For the flu? You idiots didn't learn a god damn thing 4 years ago. I'll be back here in a month.

    • @ofdrumsandchords
      @ofdrumsandchords 3 года назад +2

      @@ItsSerialBoX You heard the Woodward tapes. You heard the president saying this virus was way more lethal than the flu and very contagious.
      So you are saying Trump is a liar ?

    • @triarb5790
      @triarb5790 3 года назад

      @@ItsSerialBoX You do that sweetie. We'll be waiting, hun.

    • @lilaclizard4504
      @lilaclizard4504 3 года назад

      well at the least it should make it harder to get the judge signed in. She may also be able to push through emergency mass election security funding to make sure there can be no questions over the legitimacy of the election

  • @LelynnsSquirrels
    @LelynnsSquirrels 3 года назад +35

    the "shut up" ad was absolute GOLD!! 💖🏆💋

  • @msjadeli
    @msjadeli 3 года назад +1

    I love your Drunk Donald Jr impression. Thank you to you, Stephen, & Crew, for what you do.

  • @Vermillionx
    @Vermillionx 3 года назад +2

    I didn't know I needed to see Stephen dancing. But here we are. Life is strange, guys.

  • @omnibot5848
    @omnibot5848 3 года назад +140

    The writing team's pun game was on point this episode.

  • @lexas1
    @lexas1 3 года назад +123

    Man, I think Stephen kept me sane these 4 years.

    • @jonpowers4318
      @jonpowers4318 3 года назад +3

      Same. I don't know ho does it.

    • @zenobiaookpik
      @zenobiaookpik 3 года назад +2

      "Remember when we listened to presidents and laughed at comedians"

    • @nikobatallones
      @nikobatallones 3 года назад +1

      Too bad he hasn't been sane. I mean, SHAKING HIS BOOTY ON TELEVISION?

    • @b.comeau2597
      @b.comeau2597 3 года назад +2

      Stephen Colbert, our Savior of Sanity!

    • @jonpowers4318
      @jonpowers4318 3 года назад +1

      @@nikobatallones ... fair point....

  • @yolandavillegas4376
    @yolandavillegas4376 3 года назад +1

    Those dance moves were the Bomb! 💣🤣🤣👍🏽👍🏽

  • @Ouranorable
    @Ouranorable 3 года назад +5

    "That, my friends, is democracy at twerk." STEPHEN NO

  • @staceywimberley2739
    @staceywimberley2739 3 года назад +30

    Stephen! Way to rock that booty! I haven’t laughed out loud like that in awhile. Thanks for helping me through this absolute craziness of a time we are in.

  • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
    @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 3 года назад +24

    Stephen, you sexy minx you!!! That dance was excellent! I'm waving a dollar at my cell phone. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @7775Kevin
    @7775Kevin 3 года назад +1

    “Express my musk sac.” Priceless.

  • @marimiller9937
    @marimiller9937 3 года назад +1

    That dance was hysterical 😂😂😜

  • @maikutsukino4743
    @maikutsukino4743 3 года назад +141

    That "Shut Up" montage just about killed me, especially the "Shut the f*ck up Donny" at the end.

  • @SuperLadyDanger
    @SuperLadyDanger 3 года назад +83

    Sooo glad that “Get Your Booty to the Poll” made its way onto Stephen’s show! It’s unique civic engagement that just may be more impactful than some expect!!

    • @christinevr7698
      @christinevr7698 3 года назад +3

      It’s an effective catchy ad (I cannot get it out of my head!) campaign and it’s highlighting that this round EVERYBODY needs to vote. Well done ladies!! And you got Stephen to shake his booty!! Love it!

    • @dustigenes
      @dustigenes 3 года назад +5

      I'm Canadian and when I vocalize on the race, some people ask why is it my business. Makes me laugh, "our president is leader of the free world", well guess what I live in that free world and yes it effects me. Funny thing is I never said anything about an American candidate until 2016, and I'm in my 60's. I didn't like everyone that got in, but trump is the first one who scared me. Now even the strippers are making ads, too funny! Power to 'em!

    • @christinevr7698
      @christinevr7698 3 года назад +3

      dustigenes lol! I’m Canadian too. We’re the nervous neighbours worrying about that deranged family sharing our fence line. But we see the Realtors sign on the lawn and are hoping someone nice is going to move in. And yes, whoever lives in that house affects the whole neighbourhood.

  • @pamvergun
    @pamvergun 3 года назад +1

    It's about time I say just how wonderful I think you are, Stephen. And, it has been a delight getting to see Evie participate in your shows and Jon Batiste, too. If any of you three are ever in the Portland area (you know the one), look us up! Especially if we get to get past the whole 'Mask up or die' thing. Portland was a lot more fun before COVID. And Trump.

  • @NakedSageAstrology
    @NakedSageAstrology 3 года назад +40

    Biden 2020
    MADA
    Make America Dignified Again
    What’s the MADA with you?

    • @RWald8888
      @RWald8888 3 года назад +1

      Hahaha very nice andy

    • @SpookySoulGeek
      @SpookySoulGeek 3 года назад

      MABA- make america bootylicious again

    • @flangekiwi
      @flangekiwi 3 года назад

      Instead of trying to spin the Maga Nazi Party emblem...why not just stick to #USA?
      We kinda miss that❤
      Signed: Your friendly Allies 🌻

    • @jelanismith4241
      @jelanismith4241 3 года назад +1

      Need a t shirt with this on it lol and a blue hat bro send one to Biden after you make it and this shut will take off bro I swear

    • @dixieinthecupcup
      @dixieinthecupcup 3 года назад

      Make China rich again Biden will not win

  • @gloriahohman2790
    @gloriahohman2790 3 года назад +22

    I never thought I could find humor in that so called first debate but you have me in tears of laughter. Thank you so much it's helping me rid my mind of that nightmare.

  • @richbaker8211
    @richbaker8211 3 года назад +61

    Stephen dancing and trying to rap might actually be the single greatest thing that's come out of 2020! God bless you sir!

    • @mariposa9506
      @mariposa9506 3 года назад +1

      That was so cringe his children wont show their faces for weeks 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @giftem4350
    @giftem4350 3 года назад +1

    That was excellent in so many ways. Who knew Stephen could shake it like an exotic dancer. HA HA!

  • @AHouse-er6vh
    @AHouse-er6vh 3 года назад +1

    'Oh... the missed opportunity'
    LMAO @ The Hindenberg skit

  • @jocosus3
    @jocosus3 3 года назад +58

    1:17 "At lease Jason wears a mask" - laughing through my tears as I witness the demise of the Merican Republic
    4:40 Best Biden ad I've seen thus far
    11:42 Colbert booty shaking is the exact incentive I need to go vote

  • @manga2462002
    @manga2462002 3 года назад +47

    Almoat choked on my breakfast when Steven started dancing 😆😆

    • @tl4027
      @tl4027 3 года назад

      I just spit oatmeal on my monitor

  • @TheVLJM65
    @TheVLJM65 3 года назад +1

    I love you, Stephen Colbert!!! ❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @1949rickray
    @1949rickray 3 года назад +1

    I almost pissed my pants cause Colbert is soooooo funny, and truthful!

  • @AlashiaTuol
    @AlashiaTuol 3 года назад +39

    3:40 Oh God, that clip of him talking to that crowd without a mask while ignorantly having Covid 😬

  • @channel4204
    @channel4204 3 года назад +42

    I threw $20 dollas at my TV screen when Colbert started twerking 😁💸

    • @manon7249
      @manon7249 3 года назад +1

      I definitely replayed that part 🤣

  • @marydonohoe8200
    @marydonohoe8200 3 года назад +3

    OK, Stephen, that last bit was hilarious, and you need to do it again-this time we want to hear the whole thing! (I bet it ends with “tRump”...)

  • @TheBusyJane
    @TheBusyJane 3 года назад +38

    Don Jr sounds drunk and looks worse than usual. Either they're lying about his negative corona test or he's an alcoholic.
    Edit: paused the video to post this then Colber said it right after. lol!