FBI: The MAGA Maniacs Who Tried To Overthrow The Government Are Going To Pay

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  • Опубликовано: 1 июн 2024
  • While the president tries to shift blame for last week's insurrection, the FBI and Justice Department are making it clear that the terrorists involved will face very serious federal charges. Meanwhile, lawmakers in Washington and around the country are bracing for a second wave of right-wing violence. #Colbert #ALateShow #Monologue
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  • @TheInstigator32
    @TheInstigator32 3 года назад +156

    HEAR ME OUT: Legalize marijuana, and release every person in prison for nonviolent marijuana offenses to make room for everyone who stormed our countries Capitol.

    • @Lionqueen06
      @Lionqueen06 3 года назад +7

      I agree,

    • @JSkyGemini
      @JSkyGemini 3 года назад +15

      Word!
      They can cut loose non violent offenders too, like traffic tickets and all that other dumb shit they lock you guys up for down there. Make people pay back for the shit they steal, and save prison for the type of filth we saw on the 6th.
      Stay safe in any case, drump and his freak show aren't done yet.

    • @zachr5054
      @zachr5054 3 года назад +5

      Excellent idea!

    • @Iamnotaserialkiller_
      @Iamnotaserialkiller_ 3 года назад +4

      Great idea. There's many people still incarnated for weed.

    • @pipacoleman1067
      @pipacoleman1067 3 года назад +3

      Trump already did that with the first step act.....so many on here that know nothing except what tom, dick or harry told them...

  • @saltator1802
    @saltator1802 3 года назад +437

    I can still remember them saying, "She lost! Get over it, snowflakes!" They thought we were sore losers???

    • @antonin6370
      @antonin6370 3 года назад +15

      How the table have turned !

    • @charlesbickel4295
      @charlesbickel4295 3 года назад +16

      Do you also remember 3 years of investigation based on lies and fake evidence. Don’t you think this deserves 3 weeks of investigation.

    • @weldabar
      @weldabar 3 года назад +19

      I remember, because it wasn't but 3 weeks ago and someone was STILL arguing to me, "Yeah, but Hillary ...".

    • @kuruptzZz
      @kuruptzZz 3 года назад +25

      Trump is the only sore loser. If he had never blamed deranged conspiracies for his loss, and had just bowed out with some dignity, a lot of his supporters would be dead silent right now. But trump has been trying to keep up this fraud charade for 2 months now...so no surprise that his voters can't move on

    • @mistreviews
      @mistreviews 3 года назад +3

      Man, this comment is underrated.

  • @marcushamner5994
    @marcushamner5994 3 года назад +194

    “Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power”. -Abraham Lincoln 🦅🇺🇸👊🏾

    • @jacquelineking467
      @jacquelineking467 3 года назад +8

      Ohhh MG! Soo TRUE! All The Presidents Men again,only worse and way more corrupt then Nixon!
      Trump showed us his true character when those treasonous repubs refused to convict him of his crimes the first time...cuz Bill Barr covered up The Mueller Report...

    • @cryingbroken8824
      @cryingbroken8824 3 года назад +4

      Now THAT is a presidential quote! Thank you.

    • @cryingbroken8824
      @cryingbroken8824 3 года назад +3

      @Lo Fell he was also a president.😉😘🤷‍♀️😵🙃

    • @randyross5630
      @randyross5630 3 года назад +2

      @Lo Fell My Pedigree throw our Full Weight into the Revolution and my Cousin was Commerce Secretary! You going to dare tell me I am not an America because Trump is a Traitor? Or I don' share your exact views? The non american is you! You people just tried over throwing the US Gov in a Self Coup to Install a Dictator and we are the None Americans! you know in Ross-shire (Ross County) where Trumps mother is from just off Wester Ross they Hate Trump! Trump should be about my 16th cousin or something around there once removed! I was totally on the Trump Train, but you people are so low IQ, Bigoted, and pawns for the NWO and instilling Templar Trump as Emperor I had to Hop off!

    • @Alresu
      @Alresu 3 года назад +3

      @Lo Fell You mean the statue with Lincoln towering over black guy? Yeah, that one was "removed". By which I mean it was relocated to a museum.
      I don't believe the artist thought of it that way, but it really shows the freed slave as below Lincoln. And it also seems like he only gets his freedom as an act of mercy. But freedom is a right that's not to be given unless it was taken before. Lincoln is shown in this statue in a position of power he should not have had and that is needlessly glorified.

  • @compru7102
    @compru7102 3 года назад +170

    "When stupidity becomes patriotism it becomes dangerous to be intelligent." - isaac asimov

    • @user-cc2ws7ki8t
      @user-cc2ws7ki8t 3 года назад +6

      When people become brainwashed in to thinking big government is your friend and is there to protect you!...that becomes stupidity my friend.

    • @terrycaudill4171
      @terrycaudill4171 3 года назад

      I believe I saw Isaac's picture in which he was wearing a brown suit as well.

    • @cryingbroken8824
      @cryingbroken8824 3 года назад +1

      So few people realize how "ahead of his time" asimov was!(is?)

    • @Serav000
      @Serav000 3 года назад +1

      Why are the people so afraid of the government if anything the government is fucking terrified of us in reality they are just old people in suits.

    • @user-cc2ws7ki8t
      @user-cc2ws7ki8t 3 года назад +1

      @@Serav000 when Government becomes too big it doesn't serve the people anymore, they serve their own special interests. Not only that, but they start interfering and dictating your life, how you should live, eat, pray or worship and spend. Who wants to be dictated? This is America, land of the free. If you want government to take care of you then move to a social country where taxes are insane or move to China where CCP will be monitoring and surveillancing your every move.

  • @jenniferlindsey2015
    @jenniferlindsey2015 3 года назад +284

    1814 - “The red coats are coming! The red coats are coming!”
    2021 - “The red hats are coming! The red hats are coming!”

    • @annapierce2604
      @annapierce2604 3 года назад +10

      Needs more likes

    • @cathybutcher4826
      @cathybutcher4826 3 года назад +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @truepeacenik
      @truepeacenik 3 года назад +1

      1775. Paul Revere (and other, uncredited riders..but Revere was wealthy, so....) warned villages and homesteads. April 18, 1775. While often misquoted as “the British are coming” would not make sense, as all the colonists were considered British or English.

    • @henrygustavekrausse7459
      @henrygustavekrausse7459 3 года назад +2

      @@truepeacenik The actual quote was "the regulars are coming"

    • @mikes455
      @mikes455 3 года назад +4

      @Ol’ Yeller --that’s pretty deep!

  • @RN-fx3zl
    @RN-fx3zl 3 года назад +437

    Good on Colbert for calling them what they are, terrorists.

    • @JiveDadson
      @JiveDadson 3 года назад +9

      Seditionists.

    • @reyanamoria3123
      @reyanamoria3123 3 года назад +3

      Colvert is part of the system.

    • @mn1q
      @mn1q 3 года назад +3

      He was visibly angry at one point.

    • @johndoe-ek1qs
      @johndoe-ek1qs 3 года назад

      @@JiveDadson Both

    • @chrisostrom2432
      @chrisostrom2432 3 года назад +15

      @Keaton Thornton See here's the thing about "whutaboutism"...by saying that, you are admitting by default your side is wrong. "Yeah we were wrong and terrible and treasonous but whutabout..." See how that works? 😁

  • @milodelcampo2971
    @milodelcampo2971 3 года назад +58

    I love how stephen Colbert can seamlessly blend witty humor and genuine rage to the point where you can't tell the difference between the two

  • @ricardaberger1461
    @ricardaberger1461 3 года назад +21

    "Let's just run out the clock while he gnaws on Tyler. Make yourself bigger Tyler, it frightens them" This made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣

  • @stevengray8663
    @stevengray8663 3 года назад +2036

    Trump on BLM protests: When the looting starts the shooting starts
    Trump on Maga people overtaking the capital: We love you and you're very special

    • @KAriedoll
      @KAriedoll 3 года назад +132

      The maga terrorists were literally beating armed capital law enforcement, and they were riddled with... nothing.

    • @josephfulton1866
      @josephfulton1866 3 года назад +70

      Trump is a RACIST!

    • @st.louisbluesftw1184
      @st.louisbluesftw1184 3 года назад +10

      @@josephfulton1866 explain Biden’s poor children can still be as smart as white children quote, both are old racist men

    • @fatamorgana8939
      @fatamorgana8939 3 года назад +73

      So true! Had that Capitol been stormed by anyone of color or say a group of Muslims, armed as the Maga people were, they would be branded terrorist and shot. What we all saw happen that day at the Capitol is nothing short of White privilege at it's finest.

    • @stevengray8663
      @stevengray8663 3 года назад +51

      @@fatamorgana8939 I'm a white male 51 years old and couldn't agree more. Shameful to say the least.

  • @Borderose
    @Borderose 3 года назад +380

    You can't "heal" until you've removed the source of the infection.

    • @starsabove8059
      @starsabove8059 3 года назад +9

      Exactly. Got to cut the cancer out before you close up the patient. (I think Seth Meyers said that?)

    • @dorenemcmahonhardy5484
      @dorenemcmahonhardy5484 3 года назад +10

      If gangrene is found the only cure is amputation of the infected part, to not do so endangers the health of the whole body.

    • @somebodyelse6673
      @somebodyelse6673 3 года назад

      Olbermann says it like I wished I could. ruclips.net/video/PanJWRqOmJo/видео.html

    • @nandorblue
      @nandorblue 3 года назад +2

      I agree. Hungarian here. We lived under Socialist regime for half a century and then we realized it was a utopia we removed the source of the infection you know the commie Leftist in Eastern Europe and finally we had freedom. We even kicked out Georg Soros. We are now FREE! Man you are so right: You can't "heal" until you've removed the source of the infection. All the best!

    • @redbone7040
      @redbone7040 3 года назад

      @@nandorblue trumpfection😜

  • @leelee4990
    @leelee4990 3 года назад +5

    these last 4 years have turned Colbert into a full on sassy dad....I love it

  • @Maliceah
    @Maliceah 3 года назад +9

    Thank you for being the sanity I look forward to in these times of trouble. To you and your staff, bravo!

  • @AldoRyan
    @AldoRyan 3 года назад +2238

    "Stand back and stand by."
    Yep. Now I get it.

    • @66fruitopia
      @66fruitopia 3 года назад +2

      !P

    • @Elizabeth-rq1vi
      @Elizabeth-rq1vi 3 года назад +129

      I understood what he said when he said it & it was chilling.

    • @reyanamoria3123
      @reyanamoria3123 3 года назад +40

      It's not over.

    • @CaptMike-ce3xi
      @CaptMike-ce3xi 3 года назад +36

      They're hearing that line in Federal Prisons all over the country as the inmates anxiously await their new MAGA-hatted friends.

    • @Crackmode119
      @Crackmode119 3 года назад +4

      Too bad u voted for em

  • @VeProducctions
    @VeProducctions 3 года назад +10137

    Does anybody else miss the days when the biggest controversy about the president was his tan suit?

    • @tashawegmueller1866
      @tashawegmueller1866 3 года назад +367

      Cuz faux couldn't find anything really damning

    • @kharissmarrow
      @kharissmarrow 3 года назад +172

      😭😭😭 yes very much

    • @animamaster
      @animamaster 3 года назад +245

      Or when he used a sharpie to mark a hurricane would hit Alabama and when told he was wrong he insisted he wasn't

    • @toadjiang7626
      @toadjiang7626 3 года назад +576

      Or the days when lying about a bj was an impeachable offense.

    • @nicholaschristophorou3087
      @nicholaschristophorou3087 3 года назад +28

      Yep... And having a beer with the nazi neighbor, or change TV channel when it shows a burning cross in the news... That's got to change for ever...

  • @alison4316
    @alison4316 3 года назад +31

    ".....treated like those guys whose flag you like to carry!"
    That was so good.

  • @rubyfire317
    @rubyfire317 3 года назад +14

    I really miss the live audience but I'm glad I can hear the crew giggling in the background

  • @mortuos557
    @mortuos557 3 года назад +892

    You don't start healing a wound before you have removed the knife.

    • @yes0r787
      @yes0r787 3 года назад +34

      Gotta at least disarm the attacker.

    • @Resinpro
      @Resinpro 3 года назад +17

      Well said

    • @texasmamaw6555
      @texasmamaw6555 3 года назад +3

      Deep

    • @annedavis3340
      @annedavis3340 3 года назад +32

      Very true. In an important health reminder unrelated to the metaphor, though,
      Leave the object of the puncture wound in the wound until you get to medical help.
      You don't want to risk bleeding out, the object is helping to stem the flow of blood.

    • @charlesmendeley9823
      @charlesmendeley9823 3 года назад +5

      The orange knife. 🍊 🔪

  • @tillitsdone
    @tillitsdone 3 года назад +2813

    The FBI agent at the podium is pissed. That's a good thing.

    • @texasmamaw6555
      @texasmamaw6555 3 года назад +42

      Where was he oh January 6?

    • @Tina-qp7py
      @Tina-qp7py 3 года назад +38

      But why wasn't the FBI Director Wray at the press briefing? Haven't seen him.

    • @cherylb6755
      @cherylb6755 3 года назад +22

      @@Tina-qp7py~ Andrew McCabe is wondering the same thing....

    • @tomservo5007
      @tomservo5007 3 года назад +22

      DOJ was pissed about Flynn and Roger Stone. Their anger did nothing.

    • @seaneager4147
      @seaneager4147 3 года назад +5

      @@tomservo5007 dude, I love your nod to MST3000

  • @MsGrapeNehi
    @MsGrapeNehi 3 года назад +385

    They threw a hissy fit when NFL players started kneeling, but when MAGATs were beating cops with an American flag: 🦗🦗🦗

    • @raygale4198
      @raygale4198 3 года назад +8

      You forgot to mention all those businesses being destroyed, plundered and burnt in Michigan! Oh wait, wrong side.

    • @hmax1591
      @hmax1591 3 года назад +10

      Well, the same can be said about BLM.....when hundreds of African Americans die at the hands of other African Americans...nobody says anything....nobody riots.....Nobody said anything when police cars and businesses were being burned and looted......were you applauding at the riots? Felt good that was happening? BLM only matter when the death of some common criminal can be turned into a political weapon.

    • @randomplus2428
      @randomplus2428 3 года назад +27

      @@raygale4198 ah yeah you forgot the preaching of blue lives matter.....oh wait they murdered a cop with a fire extinguisher, so much for blue lives matter right?

    • @jareds5928
      @jareds5928 3 года назад +7

      @@raygale4198 Idiot

    • @beejdude
      @beejdude 3 года назад +23

      @@hmax1591 yeah, if you find yourself comparing a tyrannical coup d'etat resulting in riots storming a government building and the death of 5 people to riots protesting proven inequality in deadly force by police, you’ve already lost the argument bud. good luck.

  • @ZodyZody
    @ZodyZody 3 года назад +91

    I enjoy hearing his wife laugh at his jokes just as much as listening to him!

    • @IAmInsideYourWalls-wm9ek
      @IAmInsideYourWalls-wm9ek 3 года назад +2

      Yeah the chuckles in the background really got me 😂😂😂

    • @terrycaudill4171
      @terrycaudill4171 3 года назад +2

      He reminds me of how much I miss Jon Stewart.

    • @theresaschuer3228
      @theresaschuer3228 3 года назад

      Got me, too! It would be nice if she would be able to occasionally visit the show when it moves down stairs. Maybe the greeting card segment and other things.

  • @prowrestlingcountdown208
    @prowrestlingcountdown208 3 года назад +124

    These people who want you to "unite and move on" after 6 days, but "never forget" 9/11. I guess one terroristic act isn't equal to another?

    • @ldbarthel
      @ldbarthel 3 года назад +12

      Not to mention that we're now losing more to COVID daily than died on 9/11.....

    • @jayeff4337
      @jayeff4337 3 года назад +2

      In what world are 9/11 and that insurrection equal? I’m not saying we should ignore what happened. You just make a poor point. Of course not all acts of terrorism are equal

    • @eustache_dauger
      @eustache_dauger 3 года назад

      @@ldbarthel which will "cheapen" the annual commemoration of 9/11.

    • @boomerangsruckflug8513
      @boomerangsruckflug8513 3 года назад

      Due to religion and skin color...

    • @boomerangsruckflug8513
      @boomerangsruckflug8513 3 года назад +2

      @@jayeff4337 terrorism is terrorism! Period!

  • @bradcrosson9641
    @bradcrosson9641 3 года назад +87

    "It was in Germany first." Nice play on words. That was gold.

    • @bhargavadutt8827
      @bhargavadutt8827 3 года назад

      @Marcus Pontifex Maximus lmao AH lost to the commies. What are you on about?

    • @bhargavadutt8827
      @bhargavadutt8827 3 года назад

      @Marcus Pontifex Maximus Remember when half of A.H.'s Reich belonged to the commies for the better part of a century? Golly gee, he sure did save us from those Reds.

    • @ethanearly9245
      @ethanearly9245 3 года назад +2

      @Marcus Pontifex Maximus cool lets praise a fascist who slaughtered 6 mil men women and children. Not to mention plunging the world in to a second more violent world war to stop those so evil commies

  • @lyndamitton4496
    @lyndamitton4496 2 года назад +5

    Thanks for your sensible and passionate outrage, Stephen! We can keep fighting for our democracy as long as we have YOU letting us realize that it’s Okay not to give up the ship… you are so well informed and excellent at getting the facts out to us!

  • @pariapublishing5470
    @pariapublishing5470 3 года назад +3

    The crew and family chuckling and the personal interaction is just so fun. Better than a studio audience! Nice format.

  • @jkzamien
    @jkzamien 3 года назад +170

    The fact that all this is being debated blows my mind. Impeach him so he can't run again.

    • @jesuszamora6949
      @jesuszamora6949 3 года назад +8

      Well he's GOING to be impeached. The only question is whether he gets convicted, or if the Senate Republicans stay being cowards.

    • @johnvanzyl2960
      @johnvanzyl2960 3 года назад +1

      That is the exact motivation of the DEMS, they are petrified that Trump will influence the Mid Terms and run again in 2024!!!

    • @bryanmckinnon8060
      @bryanmckinnon8060 3 года назад

      @@jesuszamora6949 how exactly and for what?

    • @jimmyhun91
      @jimmyhun91 3 года назад +3

      @@bryanmckinnon8060 for encouraging sedition and an attack on a governing body of the United States.

    • @mumfordmunsley2002
      @mumfordmunsley2002 3 года назад +2

      @@johnvanzyl2960 The reality is that Rump will be in court for the rest of his days.
      Life is not going to be easy for Rumpy or anyone that has had anything to do with him.
      No one will hire an X Rumpy, they'd better get used to living in tents or moms basement because that's all they will be able to do going forward.
      It looks GOOD on them!
      www.forbes.com/sites/randalllane/2021/01/07/a-truth-reckoning-why-were-holding-those-who-lied-for-trump-accountable/?sh=3a9fdd745710

  • @Kitty_Lola86
    @Kitty_Lola86 3 года назад +240

    Angeli: "I can't eat this prison food. I need organic food"
    Me (If I'd been the judge making the call): I don't negotiate with terrorists.

    • @yukikitsune7366
      @yukikitsune7366 3 года назад +22

      Me if I was the Judge making that call: Tragic. NEXT!!!

    • @Vesperitis
      @Vesperitis 3 года назад +24

      Me if I was the Judge: Manure is organic. So is uncooked vegetables, raw meat, and plain water.

    • @ldbarthel
      @ldbarthel 3 года назад +19

      I'd point out that all the food is carbon-based and therefore organic.
      ("Organic" has no formal definition in the food industry, so it's essentially just a virtue signal.)

    • @kellybinns2126
      @kellybinns2126 3 года назад +14

      And these are the kind of people that call Democrats "snowflakes," hmm, yeah, okay

    • @Darkmountaindweller
      @Darkmountaindweller 3 года назад +6

      He will be eating ORGANic food soon enough.

  • @elburko9453
    @elburko9453 3 года назад +3

    Stephen Colbert is a national treasure, an incandescently worthy heir to Carlin, Pryor, Kaufman, Lincoln, Twain. to

  • @rbkfan200
    @rbkfan200 3 года назад +21

    I’m glad I was born in the Old World, not the wild west colonies.

    • @djdrake1163
      @djdrake1163 3 года назад +1

      yeah me too. Gotta keep em over there....

  • @Sonofadugg
    @Sonofadugg 3 года назад +218

    His wife laughing at his jokes in the background is pretty much all the live studio audience I need.

  • @unclechinsyou8555
    @unclechinsyou8555 3 года назад +1600

    "A failed coup that goes unpunished is just a training exercise."

    • @BunneRabb
      @BunneRabb 3 года назад +7

      You guys oughta know.

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron 3 года назад +56

      @@BunneRabb Well that made the kind of sense that is none. Nice try though, here's your participation trophy.

    • @BunneRabb
      @BunneRabb 3 года назад +3

      @@Logan_Baron Nah, you just have a small cache of pissy, dismissive insults to trot out when trolling foums so your Millions of Fans™ will know how smrt you are.

    • @PurpleSwan
      @PurpleSwan 3 года назад +4

      Exactly!!!!

    • @calripplebear1293
      @calripplebear1293 3 года назад +3

      and about antifa in the liberal run city earlier this year? that 'peaceful protest'? good @#!% grief, liberals have 'hypocrisy' tattooed on their ass.

  • @brucemcbain3150
    @brucemcbain3150 3 года назад +9

    Thanks, Stephen, for remaining as sane and coherent as possible while speaking about the current insanity.

  • @johnevanoff5873
    @johnevanoff5873 3 года назад +5

    It’s all about finding the truth in any situation, not YOUR truth or MY truth, but THE truth. You won’t find it THIS way.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 3 года назад +301

    He continues to feed his base with falsehoods because he wants them to keep being riled up. Unfortunately, they cannot see that he’s setting them all up....

    • @wholefoodplantbasedmama5398
      @wholefoodplantbasedmama5398 3 года назад +17

      Exactly! He really does not give a shit about them. He riled them up and pointed them in the direction of the capitol and then went back and sat and watched tv despite telling them that he would go with them.

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 3 года назад +5

      I say let him! Let's weed out these people.

    • @realtimebiblicalinterpreta6972
      @realtimebiblicalinterpreta6972 3 года назад +10

      Now they will be imprisoned for a very long time. I hope it was worth it. Why are they so riled up? This is not the first time a Democrat was elected president. It happens all the time.

    • @sethketa
      @sethketa 3 года назад +15

      If you go to the conservative parts of the net, you will see precisely why Trump won to begin with. He says all the right words, directs hate toward the right people, and gets them angry about the right things. The fact that they fail to understand that they're being taken for a ride is honestly mind boggling. The fact that they fail to realize that their hatred is being misdirected is mind boggling. Stable geniuses, the lot of 'em.

    • @jonathans1759
      @jonathans1759 3 года назад +10

      On Jan 6th 2021.....
      Trump told his supporters the election was stolen and asked for their support to help stop the certification of the Electoral College vote.
      SOME of those very same supporters bolstered by his words murdered a policeman whilst attacking the Capitol to do what they believed he asked them to do.
      On February the 5th 2020 at Donald J Trumps first impeachment trial fifty three G.O.P. Senators had the opportunity to stop the chaos and destruction of January 6th 2021.
      Instead they chose their personal and party politics over the law and acquitted Trump without calling for witnesses and examining evidence.
      One said that " He had learnt his lesson."
      It appears to me the lesson taught was that he thinks he is immune from consequences by holding onto power, lying and gaslighting.
      Will the senate betray America AGAIN?
      IMPEACH (i.m.o. convict remove and charge with sedition/treason).

  • @Caedo12
    @Caedo12 3 года назад +294

    “Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.” -Voltaire

    • @paladinrose
      @paladinrose 3 года назад

      This made me think of Voltaire too. In particular, I wonder what he would have thought of a good catholic boy, like Stephen, saying the sentence, "I can't imagine that kind of self-destructive loyalty"?

    • @xfatalxflawx
      @xfatalxflawx 3 года назад +1

      @@cypher5910 Relevance?

    • @hubertcumberdale2651
      @hubertcumberdale2651 3 года назад +1

      Voltaire would have hated the modern rendition of the political left, so I don't know why you buffoons keep quoting him

    • @pauladair8998
      @pauladair8998 3 года назад +1

      it's funny how everyone thinks that this quote refers to someone else

    • @grejen711
      @grejen711 3 года назад +1

      @@cypher5910 ahem... all the deaths caused by civil unrest these past 4 years was at the hands of the right wing nutjobs. Just sayin'..

  • @sadiabashir9002
    @sadiabashir9002 3 года назад +4

    I mean how is this so funny and scary at the same time literally mind blowing
    you sir are a genius 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @1bendykat
    @1bendykat 3 года назад +25

    Is anyone else wanting to sing “Sedition” to the tune of Fiddler on the Roof?

  • @candacen7779
    @candacen7779 3 года назад +325

    He literally named 3 people in history known for non-violent protest. The cognitive dissonance (read: mental derangement) is palpable.

    • @Galaxia7
      @Galaxia7 3 года назад +21

      Also all of drastically different ideologies from him

    • @MusMasi
      @MusMasi 3 года назад +12

      @@Galaxia7 they would all be sickened by him

    • @jarrysciligo5395
      @jarrysciligo5395 3 года назад +8

      He said Jesus, MLK, and Gandhi. Translation: Hitler, Goebbels, and Hermann Goring.

    • @Slurreydude
      @Slurreydude 3 года назад

      Saw a video of him ranting. The guy is probably a shoe in for an insanity plea. Surprised his isn't also a flat earther.

    • @cyklone5000
      @cyklone5000 3 года назад +3

      You know what else they have in common? None of them are white

  • @aponiaa
    @aponiaa 3 года назад +302

    Stephen is underrated. When he's passionately full of righteous anger (as he should be), he's on top of his game.

    • @BunneRabb
      @BunneRabb 3 года назад

      That, or he can't afford writers.

    • @chriswilson3698
      @chriswilson3698 3 года назад

      He’s a hypocrite

    • @ivyreece9925
      @ivyreece9925 3 года назад +5

      @@BunneRabb I actually think his writers have improved to be honest. I used to watch him a few years ago and some of his jokes didn't land at all or were a bit too corny. I recently started watching him again and he is consistently making me laugh.

    • @modruliner245
      @modruliner245 3 года назад

      @@chriswilson3698 he’s THE host of a last night show. Please explain ?

    • @chriswilson3698
      @chriswilson3698 3 года назад +2

      @@modruliner245 didn’t give a fuck about BLM riots but one trump riots and he cries his eyes out lol

  • @corporateservants269
    @corporateservants269 3 года назад +69

    I'm going to assume the 3,500 people who disliked this video, are probably the people the FBI are looking for. 😃

    • @FreezyAbitKT7A
      @FreezyAbitKT7A 3 года назад +4

      Google has that info is for sale. Would be a cheap shopping list

    • @MissKK660
      @MissKK660 3 года назад +3

      Their upset they got caught larping the civil war at the capitol

    • @leollastname6635
      @leollastname6635 3 года назад +1

      Probably because this guys joke fall flat lol

    • @JoeRodrigues55
      @JoeRodrigues55 3 года назад +4

      @@leollastname6635 MAGATS have no sense of humour! LOL

    • @maryanneslater9675
      @maryanneslater9675 3 года назад

      People like you make the comments worth reading. :)

  • @dena6837
    @dena6837 3 года назад +4

    This is so darn hilarious I'm watching it two times! Love you. One of the best shows ever

  • @joshjosh320
    @joshjosh320 3 года назад +194

    Saw this somewhere on Twitter, can't find it at the moment, but props to the author as it pretty much sums up the GOP's debased, criminal stupidity:
    "I just pushed my grandma down the basement stairs. My parents want to call the cops on me, but I don't know how that would help unify this family."

    • @juantubey
      @juantubey 3 года назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @rosehill9537
      @rosehill9537 3 года назад +6

      I saw that tweet. Props to them.

    • @constancepeterson6156
      @constancepeterson6156 3 года назад +3

      Wow, great example

    • @johnvanzyl2960
      @johnvanzyl2960 3 года назад

      The more you post the more ignorant you sound. Take a break and read a book!!!

    • @ryanl784
      @ryanl784 3 года назад +13

      @@johnvanzyl2960 Go try another coup so they can throw you in federal prison. Your party is over. Nobody is going to vote a Republican president into office ever again. Not that they ever did; you guys lose literally every popular vote; if it wasn't for the Electoral College Republicans would never, ever win the presidency.

  • @andrabook8758
    @andrabook8758 3 года назад +117

    The brutality of this moment is only matched by its absurd dumbness.

    • @nosuchthing8
      @nosuchthing8 3 года назад

      The people that burned books and destroyed art in Germany caused a lot of problems

    • @suo-juntan1832
      @suo-juntan1832 3 года назад +1

      @Marcus Pontifex Maximus is spamming everyone what Russian bots do now?

    • @reyanamoria3123
      @reyanamoria3123 3 года назад

      Blablabla

    • @absbabs6153
      @absbabs6153 3 года назад

      @@reyanamoria3123 damn you really are a bot hahahaa

    • @andrabook8758
      @andrabook8758 3 года назад

      @@reyanamoria3123 precisely

  • @3flyte_3flyte
    @3flyte_3flyte 3 года назад +41

    "Let's all come together," sez the republicans. But not with Colin Kaepernick, who only kneeled in protest.

    • @ogatkinson6274
      @ogatkinson6274 3 года назад

      During the national anthem, very patriotic.

    • @GhostTrueCapitalist
      @GhostTrueCapitalist 3 года назад +4

      @@ogatkinson6274 Breaching a government building, threatening to kill government officials and attacking police too. Also... patriotic.

    • @suekennedy8917
      @suekennedy8917 3 года назад

      First Amendment does not apply to private corporations. You need to take a civic course or litigate against criminal government employees with your own money.
      3FLYTE
      3FLYTE
      2 days ago
      "Let's all come together," sez the republicans. But not with Colin Kaepernick, who only kneeled in protest.
      14

    • @ogatkinson6274
      @ogatkinson6274 3 года назад

      @@GhostTrueCapitalist That was what the liberal guy arrested in Utah was doing. BLM

  • @3flyte_3flyte
    @3flyte_3flyte 3 года назад +2

    These are instant classic Stephen Colbert episodes.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 3 года назад +551

    That's horrific. Everyone involved needs to pay to the fullest punishment possible.

    • @kharissmarrow
      @kharissmarrow 3 года назад +28

      @@yourgreatestnightmare1544 crack cocaine is a dangerous drug fam

    • @veemon9009
      @veemon9009 3 года назад +20

      @@yourgreatestnightmare1544 what a horrific exaggeration

    • @vincentcabezas7147
      @vincentcabezas7147 3 года назад +7

      I mean, the highest punishment possible for high treason is the death penalty, so...

    • @codyrawiri-pettit5526
      @codyrawiri-pettit5526 3 года назад +1

      No they don't that would be a waste of resources and time.

    • @Scott83016
      @Scott83016 3 года назад +1

      I bet u think that way. But what about the blm protestors who burned down businesses and destroyed cities? Should they be punished to the fullest extent of the law as well? Or nah?

  • @dhoward5757
    @dhoward5757 3 года назад +65

    Remember asking the question " what can happen? " four years ago. Well, this can happen.

    • @SibrenFetter
      @SibrenFetter 3 года назад +2

      Very true, what worries me more is that nearly half of the Americans wanted Trump in power a second time.

    • @dhoward5757
      @dhoward5757 3 года назад

      @Axl Dave I said what I meant to say, perhaps you should read it again, or use your constitutional right to misconstrue & assume.

  • @robmurray6280
    @robmurray6280 3 года назад

    Thank You ! Mr. Colbert

  • @mountcomfort740
    @mountcomfort740 Год назад +1

    TY for calling them what they are terrorist

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 3 года назад +297

    I'm looking forward to seeing all of the insurrectionists prosecuted to the full extent of the law!

  • @emmamartin6719
    @emmamartin6719 3 года назад +244

    Just realized Stephen is actually giving lectures at this point. It is wonderful, and I want him to be my ethics professor.

    • @clintbeamquillope3123
      @clintbeamquillope3123 3 года назад +13

      That's what making his monologues legit and hard hitting.

    • @teriross-bares7153
      @teriross-bares7153 3 года назад +3

      OMG!!!

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 3 года назад +3

      @@AnonYmous-of8ep if you think we're blind, wait until we find you and your racist friends.

    • @rubielaynerawlings4491
      @rubielaynerawlings4491 3 года назад +2

      I think it is called passion, when you believe in something and you try to get yourself heard (eg potus is the person that on the 6th caused a riot trump is a dick) you do become what Some people call anger,is really passion ,because you believe in what you are saying 🤷🏽‍♀️🧚🏿✌🏾🇦🇺

    • @cadetcyuzuzo8219
      @cadetcyuzuzo8219 3 года назад

      @@TheNefastor man you're a really nice progressive person

  • @id10t98
    @id10t98 3 года назад +6

    "Is it organic?" Jake asked?
    "100%," said the prison guard as he zipped up his pants.

  • @danmacdonald9375
    @danmacdonald9375 3 года назад +3

    I miss the days when Jimmy Carter was president
    He was always smiling.
    He had Marshall Tucker band playing at his inauguration.

  • @ntamny
    @ntamny 3 года назад +198

    You can’t spell hatred without a red hat.

    • @Eziali
      @Eziali 3 года назад +20

      Omg that's actually true and I hate that it's a horribly ironic

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 3 года назад +5

      Hat red

    • @constancepeterson6156
      @constancepeterson6156 3 года назад +2

      Good point about the red hat.

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 3 года назад

      @@constancepeterson6156 You can recognize BLM rioters by their burned fingers.

    • @samkin73
      @samkin73 3 года назад +1

      Clever

  • @nonyabizness.original
    @nonyabizness.original 3 года назад +686

    husband, to wife curled up on the floor with fresh cuts, bruises and broken bones: "i love you, you are very special. we need to get past this, unite, move on together. and don't forget, calling the cops will only make it worse."

    • @DocLumen
      @DocLumen 3 года назад +94

      That is very dark... and also sadly accurate to the situation we have now...

    • @joywesley1335
      @joywesley1335 3 года назад +74

      So true! Several people have spoken up about how America is basically breaking up with it's abusive partner. And here too, the moment of the greatest danger comes when you break up with the abuser.

    • @bluejay6803
      @bluejay6803 3 года назад +17

      American right now sadly

    • @voidblack1706
      @voidblack1706 3 года назад +7

      More like the cop telling the husband that after he beats her because she said she didn't like cops.

    • @12x2richter
      @12x2richter 3 года назад +16

      @@voidblack1706 She beat herself up, to make them all look bad.

  • @marylou7105
    @marylou7105 3 года назад +2

    I love Colbert. I know he was serious in this video but I LOVE it when he dances.

  • @figofnewtons
    @figofnewtons 3 года назад

    Stephen. I salute you. And I thank you for being the voice of reason to call a turd a turd.

  • @xavierprz
    @xavierprz 3 года назад +727

    Do not arrest just the foot soldiers, there are rich and powerful people that made this happen.

    • @cisco8650
      @cisco8650 3 года назад +9

      I hope they're looking at Turning Point America

    • @homodeus8713
      @homodeus8713 3 года назад +5

      Knives Who sent busloads

    • @cisco8650
      @cisco8650 3 года назад +8

      @@homodeus8713 you wanna drive deeper into this? Look up Ginny Thomas and her role in the mess

    • @bgregg55
      @bgregg55 3 года назад +15

      You mean the republicans in Congress of course.

    • @StephenButlerOne
      @StephenButlerOne 3 года назад +7

      The issue is the democrats don't want officials looking that close into the political classes.

  • @greenredblue
    @greenredblue 3 года назад +287

    When Manson's followers killed five people, I wonder how many said "I'm pretty sure he's learned his lesson."

    • @hrhtreeoflife4815
      @hrhtreeoflife4815 3 года назад +10

      If he would have been a BILLIONAIRE LIKE TRUMP....he would have. His dilemma was in that he wasn't.

    • @zealman79
      @zealman79 3 года назад +1

      Susan Collins?

    • @nicholasgardiner9601
      @nicholasgardiner9601 3 года назад +3

      @@hrhtreeoflife4815 when Trump first claimed he was a billionaire he had maybe 250 million. Then he later insinuated he was worth in excess of 10 billion dollars. The liar and Thief was never sure just how big the big lie should be. Just keep on lying eventually they'll believe anything.

    • @theotherscientist
      @theotherscientist 3 года назад +2

      @@nicholasgardiner9601 Apparently pretent billionaire is enough to get off scott free in the US. If you're white.

    • @chrishawkins5958
      @chrishawkins5958 3 года назад

      Or “how can we unify” ugh

  • @scottrowe533
    @scottrowe533 3 года назад +47

    "House minority leader Kevin McCarthy, seen here realizing that God has cursed him to be, Kevin McCarthy." That slack-jawed expression we often see in photographs of 'Big Kev' is a constant reminder that not all of the dinosaurs died off in the Cretaceous Period.

    • @teleguy5699
      @teleguy5699 3 года назад

      Not to be confused with Carlson face. knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/tucker-carlson

  • @marlenesoifer7219
    @marlenesoifer7219 3 года назад

    Thankyou so much sir

  • @eddieboggs8306
    @eddieboggs8306 3 года назад +714

    Patriotism means defending the country first not the president.
    A president can easily be replaced.
    A country once gone can never be brought back to it's original glory.

    • @maxrandom569
      @maxrandom569 3 года назад +20

      Wise words!

    • @damariperez8429
      @damariperez8429 3 года назад +15

      So True⛪

    • @eddieboggs8306
      @eddieboggs8306 3 года назад +12

      @@maxrandom569
      Thank you.

    • @eddieboggs8306
      @eddieboggs8306 3 года назад +12

      @@damariperez8429
      Thank you.

    • @davidfritz9385
      @davidfritz9385 3 года назад +2

      With the cheating and main stream Media on you’re side a president is easily replaced, whoever the CCP wants in there.

  • @InsanoRider777
    @InsanoRider777 3 года назад +101

    Man, isn't it just great how the "Party of Responsibility and Accountability" is REAL quick to start blubbering "It wasn't me, I didn't do it!" when faced with the consequences of their actions?

    • @markfeland2285
      @markfeland2285 3 года назад +8

      Oh so true, but the real turning point was their corporate sponsors starting to bail. Can't get their attention unless you hit em in the pocketbook

    • @sonja4164
      @sonja4164 3 года назад +1

      Good points

    • @moraek
      @moraek 3 года назад +2

      Don’t forget they also claim to be the party of law and order.

    • @patarp1350
      @patarp1350 Год назад

      What "actions" when they didn't do anything? The people that were there did something of actions through a protest. Noone died from it as Steven falsely claims when the few that did suffered medical issues they had way before this rally and Trump speech even begun.

  • @jamestrujillo2052
    @jamestrujillo2052 3 года назад +1

    God bless you Stephen!!!!

  • @robynhogle2435
    @robynhogle2435 3 года назад

    All those people who stormed the capitol building need to spend LIFE IN PRISON. NO PARDON SHOULD BE GIVEN. USE YOUR BRAIN.

  • @momoelsharief6200
    @momoelsharief6200 3 года назад +220

    This is the most time I've ever seen Stephen Colbert really upset, his heart is broken for his country and you can feel his anger throughout the video... I don't live in America but I follow the American politics a lot because whoever is the president there literally affects the entire world... I'm terrified Trump might try to stage a coup or something, and with all those planned riots happing next week I'm afraid something will happen... My thoughts and prayers are with you American people ❤

    • @harleeiii2823
      @harleeiii2823 3 года назад +28

      Thank you. What Stephen says is how us normal people feel right now. He is our voice.

    • @harrynac6017
      @harrynac6017 3 года назад +7

      @Marcus Pontifex Maximus Look at the 2 last speeches Trump did at the airport and at the Mexican boarder. No MAGA hats. Those are not his normal supporters. He lets the people do the dirty work while saving his own behind.

    • @SlurryNoises
      @SlurryNoises 3 года назад +5

      I just hope he doesn't press the big red button as a last resort for not getting his way.

    • @MsEmpress08
      @MsEmpress08 3 года назад +16

      @Marcus Pontifex Maximus its weak.. if yer going to be a douche canoe at least spell things correctly.

    • @kyleellis9177
      @kyleellis9177 3 года назад

      How bad do you think Colbert feels for his 10+ years play acting on the Colbert Report. I think he realizes he made it easier for trump because he ran in south carolina in 2008. Colbert thought America knew he was joking while viewing his show. He now realizes half his audience believed it.

  • @TaeTae-cv9xz
    @TaeTae-cv9xz 3 года назад +473

    “There can be no healing unless the sickness is identified and removed.” Facts.

    • @benowen8321
      @benowen8321 3 года назад +1

      Same can be said for both sides.. So it should be *sicknesses* .

    • @kevinr.3542
      @kevinr.3542 3 года назад +4

      Ahh, what a wise man Facts was

    • @chrisortiz8072
      @chrisortiz8072 3 года назад +6

      Good luck with that. Now that racist feel so empowered we could be set back decades upon decades

    • @j.dragon651
      @j.dragon651 3 года назад +11

      @@chrisortiz8072 or maybe since they outed themselves and we see how deep the problem runs we can address it better? I knew there was plenty out there but I didn't realize how bad it was until MAGA.

    • @proxis9980
      @proxis9980 3 года назад +4

      @@benowen8321 no it cant be said for both sides ...look at the crime statisics per party ...NOT EVEN CLOSE

  • @nellou5527
    @nellou5527 3 года назад

    Speak and seek the truth no matter how much it hurts.

    • @anthonyg1779
      @anthonyg1779 3 года назад

      Unless the truth is low energy

  • @kewelish
    @kewelish 3 года назад

    Bravo Steve!

  • @MrHoodlum420
    @MrHoodlum420 3 года назад +535

    Your honor, my client just robbed a bank and killed a few people, but he says it’s now time for healing, and he’ll be good from now on. Case dismissed?! Please?!

    • @flackstar007
      @flackstar007 3 года назад +18

      I'm also sure he wont touch that hot "stove again" and he only has a few days left until he retires on the money he stole so I agree he will surely not be a bother/flight risk...
      Edit: They must think everyone is blind and stupid to think such shallow excuses would ever work.

    • @RobMonty248
      @RobMonty248 3 года назад +1

      @@flackstar007 and now the new guy will allow schools to teach pedophilia is a natural sexual state... Good job MERICA!

    • @RobMonty248
      @RobMonty248 3 года назад +1

      Really not trying to be mean but seriously... people see things on tv like eating a tide pod to see if they live through it, then they do it... they die.... Now tell me TV doesnt make people do stupid shit? Dont do this at home they say, its legal terms. Why? because stupid people do stupid shit if the TV tells them to... its hypnosis. They cant even make a clear decision. Go Merica.... TV in every room, in every hand, in the car, in the shop, in the gym, in the fucking toilet, on the gas pumps... hypnosis made people vote for pedophiles to control Merica again, Bah, USA is a shit hole of morons.

    • @rhombazoidvega3076
      @rhombazoidvega3076 3 года назад +5

      @@RobMonty248 Are you blaming tv programming for the Tide Pod Challenge ???

    • @RobMonty248
      @RobMonty248 3 года назад

      @@rhombazoidvega3076 Time to figure it all out for ourselves the hint is there for people to use and learn from. TV is a low form of mind control and hypnosis that some willingly submit to on a day to day basis. Why, no need to answer, is it that most americans and people spend almost 45% of their awake time starting into a box? Hopefully a few read this and figure it out. Thanks for the reply =)

  • @mathistouillon1757
    @mathistouillon1757 3 года назад +594

    700 billion dollars in defense spending and they can't even defend the place where they passed that bill

    • @oxford__em
      @oxford__em 3 года назад +8

      They did attempt to keep them out but it was unexpected. And they are a fucking crazy crowd. Crazy (like the complete psychotic don’t have a brain crazy) can not be controlled sometimes.

    • @letitiaphillips7282
      @letitiaphillips7282 3 года назад +1

      HEAR HEAR!!!!!

    • @moderngeaisha5113
      @moderngeaisha5113 3 года назад +1

      Woooow yup

    • @catisreckless4647
      @catisreckless4647 3 года назад +24

      Trump was told to send in the National Guard, but he refused.

    • @maddoggt6145
      @maddoggt6145 3 года назад +14

      You need leadership to do that....guess what? There was none.

  • @suedavis3525
    @suedavis3525 2 года назад +2

    one year later and the ringleaders are still free

  • @jimhensley1150
    @jimhensley1150 3 года назад +2

    That's the real truth. Thank you for bringing out reality. About time for the American People pull Head out of the cavity and see what is going on

  • @DaaSaa-lt3is
    @DaaSaa-lt3is 3 года назад +203

    “The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.”

    • @Puketapu
      @Puketapu 3 года назад +4

      If they do nothing, they aren't good

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 3 года назад +2

      @@Puketapu They're good at doing nothing.

    • @granville7
      @granville7 3 года назад +4

      they are not just doing nothing, they are *actively voting down* the Dems attempts to impeach chump. that's complicity

    • @silverblue73
      @silverblue73 3 года назад +1

      I know it's an old quote but I totally read, "trump evil"

    • @darkriku12
      @darkriku12 3 года назад

      @Marcus Pontifex Maximus Lmao GOP are literally traitors now and you're filing rank with them. Congrats on the stupid.

  • @swa_peeters
    @swa_peeters 3 года назад +116

    In 1945 the Nazi leaders said: Let's move on.
    The correct response was Nuremberg.

    • @cibriis1710
      @cibriis1710 3 года назад +12

      I wonder if modern republicans would have opposed the rooting out of nazism after ww2 under free speech

    • @cayk481
      @cayk481 3 года назад +5

      @@cibriis1710 they would be against it for sure because it limits 'free speech'

    • @notAshildr
      @notAshildr 3 года назад +16

      @@cayk481 Listen, I'm all for free speech, but as a German, I think it is VERY necessary that things like denying the Holocaust are illegal here. And I'm also 100% certain that a good amount of Americans that stormed the capitol would die fighting for the right to be able to deny it.

    • @pfaloa
      @pfaloa 3 года назад

      @@notAshildr ok boomer

    • @spencerphilippinedream3706
      @spencerphilippinedream3706 3 года назад

      but prior to that, the Nazi leader claimed the media was fake news (Lying Press).

  • @dmmice2344
    @dmmice2344 3 года назад

    Did they poop on their rugs?! Wtf?! 😂

  • @georgeperes4305
    @georgeperes4305 3 года назад +1

    I'm very happy that the F.B.I are doing something

  • @lordleo9047
    @lordleo9047 3 года назад +322

    "COUPCHELLA"
    it's over, we can all go home. nobody is topping that

    • @saihaj7854
      @saihaj7854 3 года назад

      "Aight imma head out"

    • @0x00Fyou
      @0x00Fyou 3 года назад +2

      atleast it will be less cringier than coachella.

    • @usern4metak3ns
      @usern4metak3ns 3 года назад +1

      As long as there's loose rave girls. Sounds fun

  • @AccidentalNinja
    @AccidentalNinja 3 года назад +42

    I actually rather enjoy hearing the anger in Mr. Colbert's voice. A little fire with the comedy.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 3 года назад

      incredible that the targets of their sedition could cooly come back to work, work til 4:00 am and come back to work the next day.
      kudos.

    • @BunneRabb
      @BunneRabb 3 года назад

      There was comedy?

  • @karenhansen665
    @karenhansen665 3 года назад

    Colbert you deserve all the News Awards

  • @wesallenn6732
    @wesallenn6732 2 месяца назад

    Yup.

  • @frizzle1002000
    @frizzle1002000 3 года назад +907

    The healing comes AFTER you cut out the cancer.

    • @creativenative218
      @creativenative218 3 года назад +7

      Preach!!!!!

    • @traciehartman4768
      @traciehartman4768 3 года назад +14

      And throw "chemo" on the little tumors!

    • @davidschmidt6013
      @davidschmidt6013 3 года назад +5

      EXACDTLY!! ..and THAT'S why the dems should be "cut out and deported"...

    • @randomrangoon5476
      @randomrangoon5476 3 года назад +8

      Yep and we all are seeing that the cancer is a bunch of salty insurrectionists in red hats

    • @dannyball6106
      @dannyball6106 3 года назад

      Or it spreads throughout the body

  • @alexahernandezzepeda4157
    @alexahernandezzepeda4157 3 года назад +29

    Puerto Rican here! Just wanted to affirm that we’re good... you guys can keep statehood for now

    • @markfeland2285
      @markfeland2285 3 года назад +3

      Better to separate and become your own country

    • @christinebenson518
      @christinebenson518 3 года назад +2

      @@markfeland2285 Can the United States choose to boot out a few States too? I'm thinking Texas and Florida are good starts.

    • @kayleehogness7184
      @kayleehogness7184 3 года назад +2

      @@christinebenson518 you have to keep Texas, because all the republicans from California keep moving there. They are consolidating voluntarily and you don’t want to disrupt that flow.

    • @markfeland2285
      @markfeland2285 3 года назад +1

      @@christinebenson518 they would just end up invading them again in a few years to bring them "democracy"

  • @jhonny_loves_you
    @jhonny_loves_you 3 года назад +6

    I cackled at “white privilege”!!! Can we keep that?!? Thank you for everything, Stephen!!

  • @TheHSoko
    @TheHSoko 3 года назад

    Arrested

  • @glennkonklin2926
    @glennkonklin2926 3 года назад +371

    'Politically problematic' = 'we're still trying to find a spine'.

    • @sieekakhan6761
      @sieekakhan6761 3 года назад +2

      This

    • @snoopythedog3266
      @snoopythedog3266 3 года назад +2

      and a large portion 'a intellect'

    • @impunitythebagpuss
      @impunitythebagpuss 3 года назад +3

      And a pair of shrivelled raisins we can call balls

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 3 года назад +1

      please disregard my comments if they make you lose your mind, riot, plot sedition, and try to murder people who are just defending the Constitution.

    • @snoopythedog3266
      @snoopythedog3266 3 года назад +3

      @@oldrrocr actually I think there was inside help and a lot of those cops were in on it so they screwed their country, their friends and the guys that rely on them. Didn't the cops set up a popcorn stand for the terrorists??

  • @tzadik.
    @tzadik. 3 года назад +957

    Republicans in 2004: We do not negotiate with terrorists
    Republicans in 2021: We are terrorists

    • @JesseDanLee
      @JesseDanLee 3 года назад +64

      Republicans 2004: we are the terrorists _there_
      Republicans 2021: we are the terrorists _here_

    • @energybeacon4397
      @energybeacon4397 3 года назад +73

      Republicans in 2016: Fuck you Democrats, you lost lololol
      Republicans in 2021: W-We need unity..

    • @jpw1875
      @jpw1875 3 года назад +5

      Lies, did you forget what the Democrats did to the Capital courthouse in Portland, oregon burned it down and the American flag. All the looting across the country.

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn 3 года назад

      @@forwhy8723 ?!
      Right, link to source please. Or at least a date and place.

    • @parsivalshorse
      @parsivalshorse 3 года назад +37

      @@jpw1875 If that was in fact the democrats - which it wasn't, and they had attempted an insurrection - which they didn't, then you would have a point.

  • @sayoryeetbeems379
    @sayoryeetbeems379 3 года назад +1

    They wouldn't know what they'd do next if they succeeded

    • @davidm5707
      @davidm5707 3 года назад

      So they'd just murder someone. And get let off.

  • @doubled5982
    @doubled5982 3 года назад +2

    What exactly is the difference between a group of people taking over part of a city including a Police Department and federal building in Oregon and the people who took over a building in D.C.?

    • @FreezyAbitKT7A
      @FreezyAbitKT7A 3 года назад +2

      I bet we don't agree politically but I like your comment and I reply...Nothing really. "All" rioters, trespassers, looters, vandals, thugs, arsonists, assailants, murderers ... should be arrested, tried and prosecuted.. along with their organizers and inciters

    • @bbranett2188
      @bbranett2188 3 года назад +2

      @@FreezyAbitKT7A The Illuminati are in the house!!!

    • @doubled5982
      @doubled5982 3 года назад +1

      @@FreezyAbitKT7A: Mad respect!

  • @ruch5tami
    @ruch5tami 3 года назад +42

    I bet Stephen has never had so many monologues where he was furious! We’re there with you Mr. Colbert!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 года назад +301

    The individual poor folk who did the storming will pay, sure... But the senators and congressmen who egged it on will see zero legal repercussions.

    • @tateyambrose7290
      @tateyambrose7290 3 года назад +9

      I really, really hope that's not true. But I am not optimistic.

    • @remy1728
      @remy1728 3 года назад +1

      *zero repercussions

    • @lynw1623
      @lynw1623 3 года назад +2

      The individual poor folk ? Give me a break.

    • @666blackmetalful
      @666blackmetalful 3 года назад +1

      As always, God bless $$$... Oups 🇺🇸

    • @Katerine459
      @Katerine459 3 года назад +8

      I both agree, and don't. I wouldn't necessarily call the individuals who stormed the Capitol "poor." Misguided, perhaps. Not poor. Especially not literally; they could afford to take time off work, travel to DC... most of them were upper middle class, and there was at least one CEO.

  • @Melomaniac1956
    @Melomaniac1956 2 года назад

    Thank you indeed Late Show choir! 😂😂😂

  • @gladiatorgaming5582
    @gladiatorgaming5582 3 года назад

    Love you Steve. Youre the Best!

    • @anthonyg1779
      @anthonyg1779 3 года назад

      Why don’t you marry him then, gosh😂

  • @danielcruells8619
    @danielcruells8619 3 года назад +1127

    They should be charged for domestic terrorism.

    • @djohnson3736
      @djohnson3736 3 года назад +14

      Like the ones that burnt and tried to burn fed buildings in Oregon and Washington for months. The people that were drug from their cars and beat. Like those folks.

    • @JediPeaceFrog
      @JediPeaceFrog 3 года назад +14

      Kind of like all the BLM and Antifa terrorists who burned down America cities and stormed the Wisconsin capital ? Is that domestic terrorism, Nazi sheep?

    • @techfluencer9972
      @techfluencer9972 3 года назад +55

      @@JediPeaceFrog which 'cities' were burned down exactly?

    • @irrelevancepersonified6973
      @irrelevancepersonified6973 3 года назад +55

      @@djohnson3736 Those protest started peaceful! There's video evidence of police tear gassing and beating them before any buildings were burned. Videos were live streamed and have time stamps that show police used unnecessary force before any vandalism had occurred. When unarmed BLM protesters went to protest at the Lincoln memorial they were met with the national guard. Trump used tear gas to clear a path to a church where he held a bible upside down. Open your eyes, we are nearing a tipping point and the side you're on will not win......

    • @djohnson3736
      @djohnson3736 3 года назад +1

      @@irrelevancepersonified6973 wow lol

  • @angelm.bouchard3722
    @angelm.bouchard3722 3 года назад +134

    If they’re armed, they’re not protest.

    • @theshameparade8809
      @theshameparade8809 3 года назад +1

      Just like George Floyd protests right? People were armed, throwing Molotovs beating others to death... Human life the only one we get is snuffed out and Kamala Harris makes a statement on television encouraging them to continue.. but that was ok because she's a Democrat... if you're going to point fingers at violence then educate yourself on democratic enticed violence as well which they didn't stop but encouraged.

    • @ethantwolfe
      @ethantwolfe 3 года назад +17

      @@theshameparade8809 This is called a Red Herring Fallacy in debate. Stay on topic please. Terrorists are threatening our democracy.

    • @theshameparade8809
      @theshameparade8809 3 года назад

      Ahh another way to justify democratic behavior. Violence is violence, but I love the insult attempts and only a lefty would use the word "mommy" in an attempt to hurt my poor feelings lol. 👍👊 I'm sure there is more to come but I will go on to the next. And the fact I have yet to use any direct insulting or belittling words to anyone makes It clear what the real problem is. But in my attempt to end this peacefully. We all have our opinions, some piss us off democrat or republican. But for me, first we are Americans. Our views will differ and thats something that has always been there. If me commenting on here just to voice a point or find a laugh upsets you then I apologize, but just as your opinions may upset someone else, you still voice them.

    • @DevilJin01
      @DevilJin01 3 года назад +2

      You can he said she said all day. Bottom line is the George Floyd people were fighting for a civil cause while these MAGAs wanted to overthrow democracy and hold people hostage. Even killing the cops they so love to do it

    • @frarfarf
      @frarfarf 3 года назад

      Ers

  • @MG-jj3pn
    @MG-jj3pn 2 года назад +2

    Coupchella!

  • @kayciecarryl3366
    @kayciecarryl3366 3 года назад

    You tell 'em, Stephen!

  • @cesarconh895
    @cesarconh895 3 года назад +1138

    Republicans in 2004: we do not negotiate with terrorist
    Republicans in 2021: we need unity, and give the Viking guy his yogurt
    Never got more than 5 likes on any of my posts, thank u everyone

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 3 года назад +51

      They should feed the Maga shaman the same way they used to feed the Suffragettes. Through a tube shoved down the nose down, down the throat & into the stomach. & then a liquid food mix is poured down it.

    • @TheRealCantaraBella
      @TheRealCantaraBella 3 года назад +2

      🍨

    • @ursulamarijancevic1457
      @ursulamarijancevic1457 3 года назад +3

      😂lol

    • @BOULDERGEEK
      @BOULDERGEEK 3 года назад +10

      You win. Solid freakin post.

    • @petefl1818
      @petefl1818 3 года назад +6

      @@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 "Maga shaman", man you must feel bad about yourself to want to look like that!.

  • @DR-420-69
    @DR-420-69 3 года назад +246

    So when Orange Julius Caesar said "We love you, you're very special!" he was talking to.... "Antifa people?"

    • @deborahmulkey1627
      @deborahmulkey1627 3 года назад +22

      Excellent point

    • @cindyoser9988
      @cindyoser9988 3 года назад +12

      Love it!

    • @haitamc5611
      @haitamc5611 3 года назад +17

      Don't insult Caesar like that, he was authoritarian but competent.

    • @carlcapps4335
      @carlcapps4335 3 года назад +1

      l)+)l

    • @user-Tina8462
      @user-Tina8462 3 года назад +9

      They should do a remake of that song" It wasn't me" especially for Trump!
      You lied on national TV
      That wasn't me
      You lost the election
      That wasn't me
      Your cult stormed the capital
      That wasn't me 🎼🎼

  • @realmadridfan9416
    @realmadridfan9416 3 года назад

    I would LOVE to see Stephen colbert and Jimmy kimmel have a long meeting and they just talk about Donald Trump. I will watch that meeting all day long

  • @900108Chale
    @900108Chale 3 года назад

    *Corbin Corbin!*
    I can`t understand your obsession with suicide by TV.
    It hurts so see someone trying so hard to humiliate himself.
    Bless you again my friend, hope you start addressing *the truth YOU already KNOW.*