"How does he afford such a nice place?" I have a hunch that Glarthir inherited his house from his parents and he probably gets what he needs from his neighbors who give him stuff out of pity.
I first played this when I was young and naive. I actually bought every word he was saying and followed out the entire quest convinced I was the good guy on the edge of uncovering this secret plot.
I’ve never played the full quest. I always end up killing him when we meet the first time. I go out of my way to do it too lol. I also love this quest basically became Glarthir talking to himself and following these people around. Then he goes out and kills them himself. This all happened in glarthirs mind thinking he was having someone else do his deeds. The guard even at one point says theres a psyopath on the loose. Who was glarthir.
the oblivion bounty system is so strange, when you killed Davide you earned a 40 gold bounty of assault as Davide was there to witness it, but once you struck him again, he died before he could increase your bounty by 1000, the fine for murder, apparently, you also were not in their home long enough to earn the 5 Gold bounty for Trespassing
You get the bounty for assault, as they obviously see you attacking them. But No bounty for murder, since there is nobody to report it. And yes, the person who gets murdered can report the assault.
I love this quest But I just stay behind the church and wait 24hrs a day Telling the poor wood elf lies and getting paid for it Then killing him when his purse runs dry Hahaha (Wait.. maybe I'm the nutty one..)
Ah yes the old story. Man finds man due to a job spying on said man, he gets told that this guy wants nothing to do with him and so he goes and murders said man because a short crazy guy with pointy ears offered him a thousand gold. Truly the greatest Lovestory ever. Rest in peace Sextius, we are gonna miss you...fuck, please excuse me guys, I got something in my eyes
Cant quite remember but of you tell glathier no one is spying on him then he attacks you and you can take all his gold he has on him. The glathier quest is fun though
@@mresturk9336 Back in the good old days when you don't need a trial or anything. Just hand an incriminating piece of evidence over to the cops and without investigating it's validity, they instantly believe you and go kill the guy. No trial, no deals, no mercy, just death.
@@LegDayLas Unless its the player in which case beheading an innocent grandma for no reason in broad daylight with witnesses everywhere only nets you a 1000 gold fine. Because video game logic.
"A little bird told me" Yeah man I'm that man size bird that told you about what I was doing. Would you like me to run the whole thing by you again man?
this was my first Mickey D video! i keep coming back and it doesn't get any less funny. this quest is one of my personal favorites in Oblivion and your commentary is gold. cheers, thanks for all the laughs
This is one of your most hidden gem videos that I hope more people see. Genuinely gave me a great laugh when I needed one. Thanks for always having fun with these
I tried to do all my business in the city without him catching me and starting the quest, a challenge in and of itself. He will literally follow you forever.
@@MickyD I just did this Quest yesterday it's one of my favorite ones in Oblivion. I finally took the time to actually watch all three people, the entire time. Usually I just skip it, but In my playthrough Bernadette would speak badly about glarthir in the church, same with Toutius in the castle. One weird thing though I thought that was pretty suspicious is when Toutius rides his horse to David's house and waits in a field. This Quest pretty much sets you up for the Dark Brotherhood quest. You make 450 I think from spying on people , 1000 for killing them, and you can find 500, plus some loose Pocket Change in glarthir's house. since you spied on them you already know their movements, so the contract is easy.
@@henrytownshed5304 if i remember well i keep one of the houses of the people you killed in the mission to me and i use it like it was my house, that another plus to kill them all
the better way to kill them is to join the dark brother hood, and use the poisoned apples you get there. steal all of the food in the house and leave some poisoned apples here and there. they eat them then die. doesn't point back to you.
On my first playthrough I didn't even think Glarthir was that crazy because somehow all of his suspects seemed to interact with and watch him because of some weird npc bugs
need someone to treat me the way micky treats glarthir, including the reinforcement of all of my delusions edit: saw the end of the video just now, nevermind
You are at your best here Mike, really funny. I watched this video the most. I don´t understand why it has so few views. Now make part 2 of the Shivering Isles!
5 years ago, I would have preferred playing Skyrim. Last night, I spent the entire night awake, binging Oblivion. Man, I missed this jank mess of a masterpiece.
I learned how to break the speechcraft mini game super early and it always confuses me when people say they don't get it. 1. click all four options once, and listen to what they say . there is always one very positive and one very negative. just watch the number, ignore the stupid faces. 2.the wheel has one big wedge, and one small wedge, and you can only click each option once as it rotates. 3. if the small wedge is on a negative option click it, if the the big one is on a positive option click it. 4. if you don't have a good option click one of the less negative or less positive options to rotate the wheel so you can click a big wedge on very positive or the small wedge on very negative. just hurry and click all four spaces. repeat, it only takes like 60 sec. to max someone's disposition. is this a terrible mini game yes, yes it is. But you can always max out someone's disposition in like less than a minute
Lol, ironically you're saying you're the only one that got it straight away, but you didn't. You don't need to try everything once and listen to what they say. They make four different faces depending on how they will react, before you choose.
Can we please get a similar request an elder scrolls six except there’s an actual secret: the town or something how many would that be wild or what disguise actually with the imperials or something you know he’s with some faction he knows a lot of secrets and such in this cult this conspiracy is against him so we could either trust them we are not sure you can trust or him you know
If you want to kill someone in Oblivion and do not want a bounty or DB quests use a frenzy spell on them. The spell doesn't cause harm and thus is not considered an assault and the NPC will attack you or the closest NPC and thus if you kill them it isn't murder but self defense.
You just made me reinstall oblivion after 10 years of not touching this steaming pile of npc bullshit, I always play as drunk unarmored smoking imperial that does zero quests and lives in an exterior house with OOO and a back pack.
You dont even have to talk to the npcs you can just wait 24 hours outside. I know that doesn't make a good video but I'm letting everyone else know haha
Happy Halloween! I'm gonna do something very spooky tonight and sit alone with my thoughts 😱 Hope you enjoy whatever this video turned out to be 💖
What if you make him follow you so far away that he can't get back to that chapel by midnight?.......
I just love the voice actor that did Glarthir. There is such a pompous vibe to the Oblivion voices
I didn't know this until recently but he's the same guy they used for Butch's voice and a few others in Fallout 3
The male wood elf is the most annoying its perfect
@@greatsupper That voice actor's got some range!
@@SevenCompleted He is all male elves in Oblivion, save for Mankar Camoran
@@TheVacationist By Azura, By Azura BY AZURA.
I wonder if he does conventions. I have an adoring fan pillowcase I need signed
Toutius Sextius is this game's equivalent to Biggus Dickus.
Tout is "much" in French and Sex is sex in english, so it literally means Much-ius Sex..tius
😂😂😂
Raminis Polus is up there too.
@@lilpotayto my god, can't believe I forgot that legendary man
toutius sextius is sexting my wife 😢
*Swings large sword at a man in an attempt to assassinate him*
“I think you should leave”
Listening to an Irishman pronouncing 'Glarthir' is an absolute trip
"glèrtheur"
The g is silent
me at 15: oblivion is the best
22: oblivion is the worst
28, stuck inside, watching these memes: oblivion is my beautiful broken baby boy
Me at 6: oblivion is scary :(
Me at 16: oblivion is the best
Me now at 21: oblivion is the best
This game ages like fine wine
Oblivion is the funniest game ever.
I went through the same thing tbh. Really appreciating Oblivion much more ever since the memes started popping up about it.
Oblivion is the best until you level to 15...
I'm sorry but I don't think I know any Glarthir. There are over 15 people living in this city, you know. You can't expect me to know everyone.
I totally went along with him on my first play through ... I stalked some farmers for an hour. They farmed. In a field. And slept. Yup.
"How does he afford such a nice place?"
I have a hunch that Glarthir inherited his house from his parents and he probably gets what he needs from his neighbors who give him stuff out of pity.
Guard : glarthir .. total nutcase ... You too.
Guard realised you two look same.
I first played this when I was young and naive. I actually bought every word he was saying and followed out the entire quest convinced I was the good guy on the edge of uncovering this secret plot.
Challenge idea: lead Glarthir into an oblivion gate?
**Glarthir in Oblivion**
We can't talk here *too public!*
He did it. You are the chosen one.
"This is how you attract the ladies." lol
I’ve never played the full quest. I always end up killing him when we meet the first time. I go out of my way to do it too lol.
I also love this quest basically became Glarthir talking to himself and following these people around. Then he goes out and kills them himself. This all happened in glarthirs mind thinking he was having someone else do his deeds. The guard even at one point says theres a psyopath on the loose. Who was glarthir.
the oblivion bounty system is so strange, when you killed Davide you earned a 40 gold bounty of assault as Davide was there to witness it, but once you struck him again, he died before he could increase your bounty by 1000, the fine for murder, apparently, you also were not in their home long enough to earn the 5 Gold bounty for Trespassing
When I was noob child I just cranked the difficulty all the way down hahaha
It only works when you are trying actually hard to avoid the bounty lol.
You get the bounty for assault, as they obviously see you attacking them. But No bounty for murder, since there is nobody to report it.
And yes, the person who gets murdered can report the assault.
I love this quest
But I just stay behind the church and wait 24hrs a day
Telling the poor wood elf lies and getting paid for it
Then killing him when his purse runs dry
Hahaha
(Wait.. maybe I'm the nutty one..)
Skingrad is my favorite city in all of TES, so far.
Yup yup. Skingrad really holds up to this day, beautiful city
Ah yes the old story. Man finds man due to a job spying on said man, he gets told that this guy wants nothing to do with him and so he goes and murders said man because a short crazy guy with pointy ears offered him a thousand gold. Truly the greatest Lovestory ever. Rest in peace Sextius, we are gonna miss you...fuck, please excuse me guys, I got something in my eyes
Cant quite remember but of you tell glathier no one is spying on him then he attacks you and you can take all his gold he has on him. The glathier quest is fun though
I usually just do the quest that way generally but I figured I'd just go through with his demands just to see what'd happen!
You can also turn over Glathier's "List of Death" to the head guard. He'll promptly run off to find Glathier and murder him.
@@mresturk9336 Back in the good old days when you don't need a trial or anything. Just hand an incriminating piece of evidence over to the cops and without investigating it's validity, they instantly believe you and go kill the guy. No trial, no deals, no mercy, just death.
@@LegDayLas Ah, simpler times.
@@LegDayLas Unless its the player in which case beheading an innocent grandma for no reason in broad daylight with witnesses everywhere only nets you a 1000 gold fine. Because video game logic.
Mickius Sextius, the protagonist of Elder Scrolls 6.
8:18 that swing-and-a-miss (and reaction) was just phenomenal
"A little bird told me"
Yeah man I'm that man size bird that told you about what I was doing. Would you like me to run the whole thing by you again man?
I love the fucking editing of Glarthir when he speaks. Makes me smile.
this was my first Mickey D video! i keep coming back and it doesn't get any less funny. this quest is one of my personal favorites in Oblivion and your commentary is gold. cheers, thanks for all the laughs
This channel is a gold mine.
Don't let Salmo get his bread, for he may be rich, but we'll all be dead
I like those video flips to match the Glarthir Song. Truly cultured.
Jesus, this video is sooo good and it doesnt have even thousand views, what the fuck RUclips?!
Ngl tho hearing Glarthir say "Just as I thought! Just! As! I! Thought!" makes me think of early 2010's Morrowind/Oblivion remix covers.
This is one of your most hidden gem videos that I hope more people see. Genuinely gave me a great laugh when I needed one. Thanks for always having fun with these
the cuts of Glathir where you rotate his face 90 degrees really accentuates the nuttiness, funny video!!
this is my favorite video on RUclips
I tried to do all my business in the city without him catching me and starting the quest, a challenge in and of itself. He will literally follow you forever.
I do the same thing with the ant kid in fallout 3. Whenever I see him coming I turn tale and run for it. But he's sneaky.
Glarthir has 500 gold in a basket in his house so be sure to Rob him after whatever happens
Ah, good to know! Didn't know that was there
@@MickyD I just did this Quest yesterday it's one of my favorite ones in Oblivion. I finally took the time to actually watch all three people, the entire time. Usually I just skip it, but In my playthrough Bernadette would speak badly about glarthir in the church, same with Toutius in the castle. One weird thing though I thought that was pretty suspicious is when Toutius rides his horse to David's house and waits in a field.
This Quest pretty much sets you up for the Dark Brotherhood quest. You make 450 I think from spying on people , 1000 for killing them, and you can find 500, plus some loose Pocket Change in glarthir's house. since you spied on them you already know their movements, so the contract is easy.
@@henrytownshed5304 if i remember well i keep one of the houses of the people you killed in the mission to me and i use it like it was my house, that another plus to kill them all
Nice one!! I just went back to his house now, there was 800 for me 💰
Glarter.
It's my accent that makes me pronounce it differently
I'm lowkey tempted to write an erotic fanfiction about Glathir after this video.
Become highkey and the fujoshi nation will harold you as a hero
I always tell him what he wants to hear for the monaaaay. But then I turn him in to the gaurds when he gives me the hit list. Mwahaha
This video that you made, is my favorite video ever.
I laughed so hard with this vid, awesome job!
the better way to kill them is to join the dark brother hood, and use the poisoned apples you get there. steal all of the food in the house and leave some poisoned apples here and there. they eat them then die. doesn't point back to you.
I love the intro I’ve been rewinding it and watching just the intro over and over😂😂😂
This is the best rp in oblivion I've ever seen, sorry things didn't work out with you and toutius sextius
I'm being.. Followed! Just as I thought! JUST as I thought!
On my first playthrough I didn't even think Glarthir was that crazy because somehow all of his suspects seemed to interact with and watch him because of some weird npc bugs
need someone to treat me the way micky treats glarthir, including the reinforcement of all of my delusions
edit: saw the end of the video just now, nevermind
Love the zoom ins
Could you imagine how Glarthir would react if he was wandering the streets of Skingrad and out of a gate came a near-exact replica of himself?
3:17 Man, Daisy Ridley been really busy
the first video I ever watched of yours LOL
Toutius Sextius --> 'Toot My Horn Bitch!"
Raminus Polus --> Rammin' His Pole
You are at your best here Mike, really funny. I watched this video the most. I don´t understand why it has so few views. Now make part 2 of the Shivering Isles!
If you've not, look up The Glarthir Song by m0gdred. It's one of the best things to exist on this planet.
Glarthir is completely justified. I've seen those glances on the streets, the averted gazes
5 years ago, I would have preferred playing Skyrim. Last night, I spent the entire night awake, binging Oblivion. Man, I missed this jank mess of a masterpiece.
Multiple days of my life have been spent in the land of cyrodiil
Incredibly vague, so I'm going to assume the answer is 'more than you should'. Honestly though? Same.
One last time, Glarthur.
Farty gold eh
You don't actually have to follow those NPCs. I just waited for 24 hours behind that chapel in one of my saves and fooled Glarthir
Micky Sextius is my favorite youtuber
I learned how to break the speechcraft mini game super early and it always confuses me when people say they don't get it.
1. click all four options once, and listen to what they say . there is always one very positive and one very negative. just watch the number, ignore the stupid faces.
2.the wheel has one big wedge, and one small wedge, and you can only click each option once as it rotates.
3. if the small wedge is on a negative option click it, if the the big one is on a positive option click it.
4. if you don't have a good option click one of the less negative or less positive options to rotate the wheel so you can click a big wedge on very positive or the small wedge on very negative. just hurry and click all four spaces.
repeat, it only takes like 60 sec. to max someone's disposition.
is this a terrible mini game yes, yes it is.
But you can always max out someone's disposition in like less than a minute
I think it was the best thing they could do compared to Morrowind's system.
Lol, ironically you're saying you're the only one that got it straight away, but you didn't. You don't need to try everything once and listen to what they say. They make four different faces depending on how they will react, before you choose.
Can we please get a similar request an elder scrolls six except there’s an actual secret: the town or something how many would that be wild or what disguise actually with the imperials or something you know he’s with some faction he knows a lot of secrets and such in this cult this conspiracy is against him so we could either trust them we are not sure you can trust or him you know
Chracter looks a lot like Glarthir.I love that. But only 9/10*** because character isn't actually Glarthir.
Best vid you made
Petition to make Micky do ASMR
Glarthir always scared the crap out of me when I was younger, I made an effort to just, avoid him at all costs.
Very good
Bernadette got dat wagon!
8:12 *Everybody hated that.*
If you want to kill someone in Oblivion and do not want a bounty or DB quests use a frenzy spell on them. The spell doesn't cause harm and thus is not considered an assault and the NPC will attack you or the closest NPC and thus if you kill them it isn't murder but self defense.
Great video micky 🤣
RUclips buried this. I'm subbed and never got a notification wtf.
This video is months old
But why didn't you steal his clothes, wear them, and then go sleep in his house, as if you had stolen his identity?
Ah you came!
2:56 Micky D Elder Scrolls RP ASMR when?
Skingrad moment
IM FREEEEEEEE
You just made me reinstall oblivion after 10 years of not touching this steaming pile of npc bullshit, I always play as drunk unarmored smoking imperial that does zero quests and lives in an exterior house with OOO and a back pack.
Can you beat Oblivion with Glarthir following you?!
8:40 9:12 enough said XD
seeing you fail both speechcraft and lockpicking, the two easiest Elder Scrolls minigames, gave me a stroke.
we're all in awe at your skill in the speechcraft minigame for oblivion. very proud
ahah wiener
2:15 that interaction between Micky and Dicky is the best joke i've seen in a while!
So the guy who voiced like every male forgot his name uh he voiced fimmion?? If so he had to say Saaaaa weeeet rooollllll
Yeah, all Elves (except for Mankar Camoran) are voiced by two people. One for male NPCs, another for female NPCs.
I’m sorry for how badly the breakup happened between you and your old flame 😔
Still not over it
@@MickyD it’s been years, you need to let go Micky D
You dont even have to talk to the npcs you can just wait 24 hours outside. I know that doesn't make a good video but I'm letting everyone else know haha
Aaron Glarter
Monke smash!
“Glayerth Ur”
Eeeeey, if that's what your gf said at least it means you have a big mac, if'n your pickin my maters. They're cherry maters ;)
2:30
I came
Wtf was wrong with that guy in the beginning?
Glarther has the ugliest name in all of Tamriel
Toutius Sextius --> 'Toot My Horn Bitch!"