Diva Starz - brutalmoose
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 15 окт 2015
- Ian decides he's going to play something he actually wants to play for his next video, because surely Diva Starz is a low point in his career.
♥ You should subscribe! » tinyurl.com/its... ♥
Become a Patron » / brutalmoose
Visit our website! » hiddenblock.com/
SOCIAL NETWORKS
/ brutalmoose
/ brutalmoose
www.brutalmoose... 
Игры
"Promise you won't tell a soul."
*puts it in a video*
Nice, Brutalmoose. She trusted you.
"Lemme guess - you're the sassy one."
tHANK YOU FOR POINTING THAT OUT
Stout Shako you sound real sassolicious
What totally sassilisome lass right here
Didn't put the word "like" at every syllable. Not sassy enough.
Black female character in cartoon= sassy
He said that literally as I read this. Weird.
i had a freakin' diva star. one thing that baffled me was those snap on cloths. they never had backs to them so your doll's ass would be hanging out.
Talk about a design flaw.
i love ass hangerz
IKR? Or with Polly Pockets, I'd always lose one of the halves.
And now I dance for cash in assless chaps. Full circle, illuminati brainwashing exposed
that's divalicious
I'm from Argentina (An spanish-speaking country) and I can confirm that Moose's subtitles on that commercial are 100% accurate >w>
+ObsidiusFan actually they are really good argentinian subtitles, seeing how we are always being assholes with one another :D i love my country
+ObsidiusFan Wish I spoke Spanish. Being half-Argentinian, I should know some by now.
ObsidiusFan Yeah, 100% real NO FAKE 1 link MEGA
yo soy de uruguay
PRETTIER THAN YOUR'S BITCH
"Your hair is pretty."
"Prettier than your's, bitch."
that shit killed me
Pippin Waits.
+Canuckdude22 holy shit
+Rev22360 (That Nintendo Guy) Didn't The Rev already die?
XXPedia Yes, but thanks to smart doctors, he is alive. It is a miracle.
+Rev22360 (That Nintendo Guy) I nearly died of laughter at that. XD
Hopefully this doesn't get lost in the sea of other comments, but the song at the end is "Looking For Love" by Aldenmark Niklasson.
YASSSS!!!👌
You are honestly a god among us
thank you i searched the lyrics but only came up with tenth avenue north
thank you!!!!
Thank you
They must buy their shoes from the Kingdom Hearts shoe outlet
It's hilarious because the characters in Kingdom Hearts have shoes as big as their entire forearms.
The #6 Runaway Guys Fan No offense dude, but you almost ruined the joke.
@@ilikecurry2345 You're like that foreign guy at Peter's work in Family Guy. "Is funny because the characters in that game are muuuuuch too big! And the shoes in this game are big too! Ahhhhh, is funny!"
I've recently discovered there are a smorgasbord of these types of games on mobile app stores. It's impressive. I guess this is a winning formula, maybe I should design one.
everythingirl.com has a ton of Matel Games. Last time I checked, they had a Diva Starz Game where you could Dress the Girls up. They pretty much do the same thing here, as they did with this game. Say stuff like, "Fab," only this one was a little bit more Judgmental.
+cutiepatooty123 Wow. Talk about memories. I still remember that website from 15 years ago. It's defunct now, it's just been turned into Barbie.com and I think any of the tie-in Mattel toys for girls (Diva Starz, MyScene, Polly Pocket) have been gotten rid of.
+Lazy Game Reviews Omg its the lgr guy, i really like your voice.
+cannibalisticrequiem Wait, last time I checked, Polly Pocket was still going. 0_0
@@cutiepatooty123 lol my biggest memory of this site was when i hacked into like...the mascot of the sites account (cant remember the bitches name and also not sure if it was an ~official~ account) bc i guessed the password and it was pink...
Here is some soothing music:
WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
I CAN'T WAKE UP
CRRAAAWWWWLLLLINGGG IIIINNNNN MMMMMYYYYY SSSSKKKKIIIIINNN!!!!!11!!1
lol nice song tho
CUT MY LIFE INTO PEICES
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIZZAS THIS IS MY PLASTIC FORK
THE ANIMAL THAT I HAVE BECOME
The old Diva Starz website was cool. So was the old Bratz website. And the old Barbie website. And Polly Pocket...
What's Her Face, Flavas...
Hell, even the old Cartoon Network website was cool.
These early 2000's (toy) websites were the best. I really liked the games they had...
And to be honest, I wish someone had archived all of the games from those old sites (in a playable format). It would be incredible for my nostalgia.
I know this is crazy old but I spent hours of my childhood on Barbie's website and MyScene's!! I miss them, I can't even revisit for the feels..
Anyone remember Postopia?
Literally my childhood though, I was so addicted to disney channel games, then moved on to CN and Nickelodeon games, and then somehow I was obsessed with myscene and played a whole bunch of those games and also barbie games.
I think there is a way to go back in time and play these games again. Try out time machine and maybe some games archive specific games like ggg.com haha
American Greetings Kids for me. They had games for all the shows they distributed, I was on that site almost every day when I was a kid; the site is still up last time I checked, but nothing on there actually works.
The late 90's-early 2000's were a magical, superficial, and anatomically incorrect time...
Arik Morales I blame the Bratz dolls.
@@andrewollmann304 I was actually thinking the Diva Stars remind me of the Bratz dolls more than anything. I even had that movie about them about Prom and the whole newspaper thing lol.
Hard to believe Diva Starz was the same year as Donkey Kong 64. I much prefer the latter, to the surprise of literally only 3% of you folks.
I blame anime for that.
It’s because pee wee Herman
it's weird because their hands look pretty good during the intro to the game. It's like the art team just gave up
Their feet are probably huge so the real-life dolls wouldn't topple from the weight of their massive heads.
I always got annoyed that the only dolls I could play with had to be “sassy” 🙄 if I talked the way the dolls shoved on me did I’d be grounded
Well...at least Tia was technologically gifted. lol
"Try this impressive music loop."
*Repeatedly bashes head onto drum*
I love how it says ultra-hip "talking" teens as if normal teens don't usually talk.
“I’m zonked”
Why is this young preteen child under the influence of a drug at a mall dance club?
PaperPotatoCorder Better question, why is she AT a club in the first place? Also, maybe she was quoting Shaggy from Scooby Doo, but messed up the quote? And instead said, zonked? I don't know dude. Good question though.
I feel like, in my old age of 22 and being a lot more jaded than most of my peers, the whole "teens hanging out in the mall" thing was just a marketing ploy to get teens to waste money at the mall.
Gosh, you must feel ancient 5 years later at 27.
@@nessamillikan6247 you have no idea lmao
This game looks like one of those bootleg flash games by some Vietnamese person.
You know the ones. Ones like "Elsa Dress Up" or "Minion Kiss".
Elsa foot baby mouth doctor
The difference is that I rather play the bootleg
elsa pregnant foot check
This was my very first brutalmoose video! An instant classic! Also, on the copy of this game I had as a kid, Tia said “trend-o-matic” rather than “sass-o-matic.” Interesting...
this looks like something found on the "official site" back in the 90s. not something sold as it's own thing. I mean, tie ins like this are rarely good, even back then. but this is above and beyond
That's exactly what this was, an official game.
Looking good with the beard Moose!
Indeimaus Better than yours bitch* in Espanol.
You really watch a lot of RUclips don't you
That music loop was literally just aggressive and repeating base drums, it's beautiful :")
"Afraid of bees?" Confirmed, ProJared is a Diva Star!
After seeing ProJared dressed as Sailor Mercury, I'm pretty sure he has too much style to be a Diva Star.
I'm waiting for those demonic lalaloopsie dolls to get their own game just so Ian can experience the fear they bring
You know they have one. Just one that the world refuses to let people know of.
Yeah Lalaloopsy has plenty of games but most of the are ds games
I see a lot of lalaloopsy ds games in the game section of khols
Atleast lalaloopsys don't do creepy stuff like furbys do.
I love lalaloopsies
whoa i actually had one of these dolls. the blonde one. i might still have it laying around in my parents basement.
+Surfing Pikachu Beat it with a stick.
+Surfing Pikachu You know, these 90's toys are worth a crapton of money anymore if they're in good condition...
omigod xD I had the blonde one too! My aunt bought it for me at a garage sale and yes I too wondered why her feet and head were both so freakishly large lol dude the noise it made when it turned it's head or blinked was so freaking loud, and weirdly the doll came with a clock feature. You set the clock so she could order you around, like "it's 3pm, put on my capri outfit" or "it's 6pm I want my pajamas", literally that was the most interactive thing that she did.
DONT GO TO THE BASEMENT everyone knows what happens with kids toys there
+Surfing Pikachu they even had a an online game website that I still remember playing on :/ and I have alexa...somewhere...at home...probably sold it at a garage sale XD
That drum loop sounds like it should be the intro for a System of a Down song.
I'm actually a bit of a Furby fanatic... It's my guilty pleasure, ok? Not really the furbys themselves, but the robotics inside. Broken ones can be found on eBay for pretty cheap, and fixing them isn't too hard.
Fabu McFabson So, are you a...
Furby-Fixing-Fanatic?
Sorry
Hecking Loser im gonna need another furby fix....
what are your thoughts on long furbies?
@@Adrian_1114 love them
@@strangechannel9121 hell yeah bro!
Gotta say, I love the passive-aggressiveness of Brutalmoose's vids. For me it adds to the comedy.
8:16 Those are some fucking death metal blast-beats right there.
8:16 hey look, it's lars ulrich's signature beat
Megadeth ftw
just because i made fun of lars ulrich doesn't mean i hate metallica, i like them, just not lars
+InsomniacMatt Damn it, you beat me to that joke.
bu-CHA bu-CHA bu-CHA bu-CHA
(Repeat x16)
Anybody who ever owned a furby themselves, or had a sibling who owned one, knows those damned things were possesed. They ALL had this nasty little habit of turning themselves on, particularly in the middle of the night. It wasn't uncommon to be woken up at 2-3 AM by creepy laugher in the living room or recreation room, only to see the damned thing cackling and flapping it's ears.
Unfortunately, we recently had a new generation furby at the house. I remember, that when I was little I used to see that awful creatures at the posters at really old hall near my aunt's house, I couldn't look at them without fear. And the new generation furby - oh god, it was turning on in the middle of the night like the old ones many timed, and it laughed like a maniac :
I had one when I was young, I thought the battery died in it, until I heard it one night making a noise. Now have a fear of animatronics since then.
we had that happen with a Furby, old generation, and it scared my sister and i. I was also terrified of a cabbage patch kids thing that waved its arms wildly at high speef and giggled. there was also this weird clown thing we had that rolled its head lightly. it freaked me out. we also had a hello kitty doll that blinked and.. tilted its head? that creeped me out a little.. and a blues clues blue doll thing that had its battery got all messed up (i think the word is corroded but i cant say for sure) and it started talking slower and slower over time, the pitch lowering a bit, until it almost sounded like it stopped but it didnt- its just.. very slow. and finally a "Neo Pet" robot dog thing that had techno music stuff and just..what. it started turning itself on in the middle of tge night and i was freaked but was done with its shit
DOO. DOO. DOO. DOO. ME FURBY.... DOO.
I got a new-gen one for the heck of it, and it turned evil. I partly wished it would spontaneously combust in the middle of the night, but I think that hell-born abominations are immune to flames. It turned on by itself one night and cackled, and my brother thought we were being haunted.
I remember playing Diva Starz online somewhere. I actually liked it. x3
+KaiPon Visp I didn't expect to see you here. :O
Littlejohn133 I watch a lot of people. XD Hi!
KaiPon Visp I guess it's not weird, it just surprised me a bit. XD (What's up, yo?)
Littlejohn133 Just got home from a wo derful weekend with a friend. You?
KaiPon Visp Lot's of homework, then lot's of metal and RUclips. XD
I have just been hit with such a sudden rush of nostalgia thanks brutalmoose for making me relive my childhood nightmare fuel. Love the vid though
At least they got more personality than the WWE divas...
Rekt m8
*****
and if we're talking about eva marie... let's say an empty glass of water has more personality...
Maybe we should get a reality show about the dolls instead
+NYX any amount, including 0, of anything, including nothing, has more personality than the divas
Sora Song
John Cena has a girlfriend. Nikki Bella.
Your argument is invalid.
I love how the drums aren't even in time with the music at the end
I always crack up when the drum beat plays at the outro XD
People be freakin out over mooses beard. Real Moosey veterans will remember mooses super long beard and hair when he first started RUclips
+Fizzco_Entertainment - Yeah, he looked like Rob Zombie
His beard needs to grow again.
#BringBackTheBeard2015
@@electromika your wish has been granted
I, I still have this CD. I also had 5 Diva Starz. I also had the GBC game...
I still have the 2 pet plushes that talk.
I didn't even know they had those!!
Firstly, Tia sounds nothing like a teenager. She's obviously a middle-aged black woman...
Secondly.... is Summer voiced by Fluttershy?
No, but apparently Tara Strong voiced one of them, Miranda...though she isn't in this "game".
And Tia sounds a little like Applejack. Hmm...
HMMM
Gives more of a bubbles powerpuff girls vibe
Alexa is voice by Jimmy Neutron.
I had one of those dolls as a kid. I ate the tiny cell phone she came with. And I tried to eat one of the shirts. I ended up eating a lot of the accessories that came with 'girl' toys.
Rhys TheGraveDigger ....what
You actually ate the *forbidden snacks?*
The furbies are back? God no, the last thing I need is children thinking that they are talking to a new best friend when they are directly communication with satan. And it's going to be annoying then children who watched frozen.
kill me.
Joto Creswell
Not like you'd actually be bothered. Unless you have kids or work with kids.
+Joto Creswell My 10 year old sister was obsessed with them. She has two 'full sized' ones, and a couple of smaller ones. She hasn't played with them in forever, so I occasionally hide them in the sofa cushions before I leave the house.
I work alot with kids, i am a ta with a second grade class on weekdays, and i work at a Saturday daycare. i usually love kids, and they usually like me. But those things freak me out. But they will probably die out, unlike frozen....
As I mentioned, I work with children. I watched frozen an enjoyed it, but the thing about it was, children don't stop singing the songs. That's why I dislike it.
I remember my sisters and I going on the DivaStarz website and playing all the games. They were pretty fun, for 90s elementary kids. Brings back nostalgia for me. I looked up the website a while back, to see if it was still there. It was, but there was only one game when 'they grew' and had to get new clothes. Now, i looked it up, and it just directs me to the barbie website. Pretty sad, in my opinion.
2:50
That's _Debi Derryberry's_ voice. Y'know, Jimmy Neutron? Coco Bandicoot?
Juuuuust let that sink in for a moment.
iteachvader Well, maybe she was hard pressed for money at the time, or between being Coco and Jimmy Neutron, she needed money? I don't know dude. But still, good point.
I had one of those dolls! Used to be my favourite toy...I remember that when you linked a doll with another one they 'talked' to each other, and me and my friends found that amazing!
THAT SONG AT THE END HAHAHAH
what song was that, anyway?
The diva starz theme song
bullshull
Cartoonosaurus Rex “Looking for love” by Aldenmark
"Your hair is pretty!"
"better than yours, bitch."
Toxicghosts22 10/10 quote
DAMMIT, my first language is spanish, it ruined the joke ;-;
+LeweMan so what does it say then?
"I Love my pink cowboy pants
-can you lend my cd player?
-how about a new hairstyle for me?
-Wanna play with Flaffy?"
Thats what the doll says, cuz what the girl says is right
LeweMan ok thanks
+the telekinetic rock no problem dude!
+LeweMan lol thank you dude
*looks over to my shelf where I have a Diva Starz doll* Welp... This is awkward.
1:26 Just in case anyone wants the real translation:
""Diva Starz!
Your friends who talk to you,
'I really like my pink jeans'
'You know what I've put you on!!'
'Would you pass me the CD player?
Tuturutu'
'What a pretty hair'
'How about you change my hair?'
'Ok'
'Do you wanna play with Flaffy?'
'Yes'
Diva Starz!""
(I apologize for my horrible English)
Oh my god.. I forgot these existed I had the blonde doll and the game holy shit you just unlocked a childhood memory in my mind
I like to imagine Ian beating the drums in the outro.
I remember these! A friend of mine let me borrow hers for a bit, and my parents hated it! When they found out that one of the things you could do was "tell her a secret" they immediately made me give it back, like telling a "secret" a plastic doll was something terrible.
What's the difference between being in the know and knowing what's up?
Are you serious?
It's like kicking it with a chill or chillin' it with a kick, dude.
what?
You know what they say about large-footed people...
They have to pay more for their shoes :3
+Ghosty144 They take more time to find the right size for them?
I have bigger feet than my dad. And I'm 35 years younger than him. So what do they say?
They be saying, "Damn, you got some big feet."
People go to coffee shops for things other than grape soda? ... What?
That drum beat is giving me St. Anger flashbacks.
So what I got from this Diva Starz are rip off Bratz
Stormy Ray Waters i think these were first
Stormy Ray Waters they were first, then came Bratz.
Bratz was a more successful ripoff of diva starz
i had a furby that Literally gave birth to a smaller furby it was so fucking weird
like the thing literally fucking laid an egg and there was a smaller furby in it
nevermind apparently it was some bootleg furby lookin thing named wuv luv
Lol
+SpadeTheNightmaren 😂😂😂
"Se venden por separado" it's an old Spanish spell that makes people of all ages and genders fall to their knees and praying to the Spanish old Gods.
Conspiracy Theory: The Diva Starz are actually just the shoes. They form a person out of the shoe goo inside them.
One time I set my sisters Diva Star on fire.. Surely enough I was grounded :( Great video Ian!
TheSkullKid O O F
THE BEARD RETURNS.
Wait til his hair returns to it's original length
Jirard better watch his back
Brutal Moose, Jirard, CinnamonToastKen, AlphaOmegasin, and Smooth McGroove: BATTLE ROYALE
+The Official Inkwell I was going to say it!
I am 90% sure I had one of these as a kid. I was very proud of having bought it myself.
7 year old me, you should have saved your $20.
ShootingStarNeo same I swear I got it for Christmas or something
I had a Diva Starz doll when I was a kid. One of the first wave ones(the ones you had tom put batteries in)...not the fashion doll ones.
Didn't know Lars Ulrick played for the divas
BURNED
+Bentley Corson kek
Roasted
That actually does match his style
+Bentley Corson HAHA well meme'd my friend :^)
So you were playing a game about girls at the mall playing a game where they go to the mall?
Mallseption
@@zeitgeistindustries1792 EH😎
Still find it amazing that no matter what game you cover you are more entertaining than any other RUclipsr. Another great video from the internet's best.
I took 2 years of spanish like five years ago, and i can tell you that those subtitles are seemingly perfect
Hey, I didn't know that Alex Hirsch had a RUclips channel.
6:05
*puts multitudes of groovy pins in hairs beforebeach fun because Ian told me to*
At my previous workplace we had a skinned furby an a shelf. It did have some battery issues so it had to be powered with a little wire contraption and transformer so it would fry. Then it also had slightly broken speaker and some other broken insides which caused it to sound distorted as well as not recognizing most of the "touches", feeding or anything like that.
I know it has nothing to do with anything but the furby in the intro reminded me of that abomination office mascot.
I'm from Spain, and I find the english subtitles for the advert pretty hilarious
But did they go to Ian's magical land of a shit ton of pizzas!?
I had diva starz dolls back in the day... Ahhh what delightfully creepy fashionista friends :) never knew they had a video game! But it seems an awful lot like the website which was actually free hahaa
I think that the difference between knowing what's up and being in the know is that knowing what's up implies that you understand the current social situation, basically you're capable of reading people, and being in the know is basically understanding the passing social trends and how to keep up with them.
You just unlocked such a DEEP memory from my childhood I loved this game and those dolls
Please someone hire this man as a spanish language translator lol
I remember wanting one of these terrifying things when I was little. I think they were a response to the Bratz line of toys...which I also couldn't afford lol
They had their own website. When my family first got dsl for the home computer, I used to go on the website, playing their webisodes. God I'm old.
That endcard song was perfect
I like how the subtitles are not even that far off. xD
I had this game too back in the day! ... it's WAY WORSE THAN I THOUGHT
You can tell the voice actors are giving it their all...for this job they'll never put on their resume.
8:15 Glad to see Scott Raynor's still getting work.
that ending creds song actuly wasnt that bad i have herd far worse
Shall we discuss Mew Mew Power's opening.... *shivers out of fear*
Aah... You're looking exceptionally handsome this time around, Moose~
Omg!! I loved Diva Starz! I remember the days of dial up internet that I would waste hours playing on the Diva Starz websites. I also got one of the dolls way back when but it wasn’t my favorite character. It was a Christmas gift and being the picky brat that I was, it bummed me out until I got over it. Sadly, I don’t have that toy anymore. Good memories, though.
diva stars used to scared me with their clock settings when I was young
Trendy hell spawns attempt to socialize with each other.
I thought Furbies were cute... ;_;
+hankmillenium2000 You sick _monster_!
+hankmillenium2000 Someone who agrees! (I tend to like anything that's fluffy thought TBH.)
hankmillenium2000 you horrid creature
hankmillenium2000 they're cute but do creepy stuff
I agree.
jesus christ, i actually had a diva starz toy when i was growing up. Even the title didn't make it click, but seeing the doll itself unleashed a repressed memory
I got a Diva Starz doll for Christmas one year. I didn't know there was a game, but watching this video makes me very glad no one in my family bought it for me, lol.
Dat beat tho...
I am questioning my manhood right about now....
I think brutalmoose is too right now.
+The Engie That Cried Nope You mean the one you never had.
same
+TalesOfGamerz oooooh sick burn
***** What the. Hell no. Why would you think that?
I once had two Diva Starz dolls. One ran out of power. The other's head fell off but the wires were still connecting the head to the body so it would still blink and talk (sometimes in broken sentences! Great!). Understandably, my mom threw them out.
I remember I used to play the free games from their website a lot. Those were fun, I guess.
+FrozenAppleTea Goodness, that sounds creepy!
I had three Diva Stars! Thank you so much for bringing my back to my childhood!!!!
Muy buenos subtitulos xD!
I'm joke, better make a early
Kid
+Maxwell Smasher You're a joke, gotta make an early kid. Are you a white girl who wants to keep her boyfriend?
^ Lol the brony rage is real.
Stfu little kid get out of here
^ Lol the alien rage is real
+Maxwell Smasher *an
You absolutely DIVAstated the competition in that obstacle game
Clicking on this video and a muinet in sudden memories of Diva Stars come flooding back!!!!!!