Island Peril - brutalmoose
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
- Ian visits Island Peril even though he was THIS CLOSE to retirement.
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Did anyone else notice that the evil boss is credited by the name "Richard Head"? I really hope that's not his real name...
I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw that. No one else on the cast has a name like that either. Though if I was that guy I'd definitely take a piss with my credits after all that too.
Dickhead
That's his real name
I noticed that, too. The most unfortunate name of all time.
I just figured out that when the Evil Boss is talking through the phone, it's a sped up version of the "There's never a good guy around when you're in the mood" clip. The clip in question appears at 8:33.
Well damn, it is. So like, it was the voice.
Holy shit that’s kinda neat
Isle be seein you.
***** That made me sad.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
***** Thanks for watching the video as well.
Victor Diederich Puns altogether make me sad.
***** I finally get that pun.
Man, nothing says low-budget like filming in your office while using your interns and hired escorts as actors.
Like they did in Wolfenstein, Doom and RotT?
Or C&C before they started casting more famous actors (but still kept that cheesy goodness)
@@HappyBeezerStudios yea wasnt tanya from red alert a stripper
You know, this Island makes a great Resting Spot
TheKYLEdavid Mary drank water from the island. Mary almost drowned.
AJfromMillay You sure it's accidental? I don't want any murdering vermins hanging round here...
Sulthan14 We're not leaving until we give Dick a piece of wood.
TheKYLEdavid I wouldn't go there if I were you. I heard bad things about this place.
The wagon tipped over on the way to the island.
Isn't it amazing how about 99% of all the 90s FMV games are hilariously shitty?
No
Trey Orlikoff :(
gunflame * Play *The Lonely Man* on a violin *
No
Trey Orlikoff
:(
I have a theory about this game: this is actually Dick's friends helping him with a mid-life crisis. This would explain why the Evil Boss (more like an old friend) doesn't actually seem that evil and why the acting is less than amazing. Of course, the whole game is just a heavily stylised game of paintball made to look like an actual situation and Dick is entirely aware of this.
Heartwarming actually
I love how more effort was put into the acting in the skit at the start of the video than in the game's cutscenes. Talent.
If you think Dick Danger is a stupid name, reminder: On Law and Order: SVU, the producer is Dick Wolf, and there's someone else in the production crew named Speed Weed.
H3h3 amirite
I’m pretty sure “Speed Weed” is a nickname, but...it’s pretty weird that it’s listed that way in the credits.
"Speed's a nickname my dad gave me, day I was born; Weed's my family name"
I'M LOOSING MY MIND OVER SPEED WEED-
Hell yeah I saw that
all those enemies sound like reddit users.
and 4chan to.
grillingdrugs
Neckbeard : The Game
Expanded Chin Pack
grillingdrugs The sequel will have all the enemies sound like Tumblr users
Cascade Hellsing and would be about crazy feminists attacking the player for being a man.
grillingdrugs I was thinking Social Justice Warriors, the type of people we would actually want to shoot in a game
It's nice to see that the director of Plumbers Don't Wear Ties got some more work.
True
I didn't know Jim sterling was a mob boss.
Is he not? I wasn't aware he wasn't. Mississippi Mafia 4 lyfe dawg.
I know for a fact he is.
Jim Sterling, no. HOWEVER, the Steam Cleaner is a different story.
I'm happy to see others who also saw the resemblence :P
Jim Sterling? The dude in this game's not even British. I'm getting more of a really, really, REALLY bad Wayne Night impression.
Love the throwback to your LEGO Racers review with that driver's license.
SuperDBZHPFan Also the Ian's Magical Land of A-Sh*t-Ton-Of-Pizza coupon..
Gillian Backhouse I figured that was a reference too, but I forgot what review it was from :o
Mall Tycoon 3.
Gillian Backhouse Right. I remember now. Thanks :)
You're welcome. :)
That phone call made me check my steam.
PickleMan28 Same XD
PickleMan28 Me too! XD I was like "Ohsh*t." and sat up.
PickleMan28 Do you get phone calls from steam?
how?
What?
***** what is this calling you're talking about?
"Aside from all the thank yous I've received, it's a thankless job." I... xD
i fell asleep w moose's gaming vids on shuffle and i woke up in the middle of the night to 7:39 and i was scared af
Say, that one guy said 'Damballa is riding me' - interestingly, they seemed to do their research there. Damballa is the snake god or 'Loa' of the Vodoun religion. I'm surprised they didn't just say something racist.
Well, either that or one guy on the dev team played Gabriel Knight...
Scarfulhu The more you know.
I knew that. Saints row 2 is educational
Maybe they read the Neuromancer series. I got it from there =p
Scarfulhu Interesting.
Mr.Pat You again! :O
Mr.Pat Didn't you post PBG's Ghost Ride the Whip song? I commented there. You have to know me.
Man the enemy specific death screens remind me of a low budget, B-movieish Batman Arkham Asylum
11:12 Were not going to talk about the "lube tube"?
DennisJ (The Last Methbender) Some things don't need words.
DennisJ (The Last Methbender) Some things shouldn't be seen, much less talked about.
+DennisJ (The Last Methbender) .......................No. Not at all
Leave that to reddit
The Last Methbender *OH MY FUCKING GOD*
I just realized "The voice of doom" is him saying "There's never a good guy around when you're in the mood".
He said he was in San Quentin prison for 5 years, for anyone wondering.
"You got me a minimum sentence for a felony! Now I will steal your supermodel and have my revenge! On an island!"
-Evil Boss, probably
7
Yeah it’s totally 7 years in San quentin, iiii
Seven years
@@CrudeConduct666 Yea you right.
I thought the main cherecter was about to shoot himself at the beginning
Shoutout to the Evil Boss in the credits being named Richard Head. You'd think the main character is already named Dick, so they could have just cut their shit and named the main guy Richard Danger and the bad guy Dick Head.
I once dated a girl whose dad had that name LOL and boy oh boy did she love to say did he indeed was one
Sounds like it started out as a porno xP
Thunderdwaynoo well Dick Danger does sound like a porn star name (and a really bad one)
I really like your channel, Brutalmoose! Cause it gets all the W O M E N.
The boss seems like the insane result of Dr. Forester fusing with Tv’s Frank
Moose, that's not a random slab of concrete, it's OBVIOUSLY a God-tier platform.
"Aside from all the thank yous I've received, it's a thankless job."
Favorite part!
I would have put money on Electric Fantasies being the name of a vibrator catalog.
Meow same honestly
Everything is over sexual for no reason.
"Aside from all the thank you's I've received it's a thankless job"
That was an awesome line lol
Wait... The guy who played the Evil Boss is called Richard Head?
The short form of Richard is Dick.
Dick Head.
I think the real comedians here are the parents. Dayum.
Wow, I was just looking for something to watch while eating my pizza when I got a notification that you uploaded a video, I honestly said out loud "Thank you brutalmoose!"
Then you honestly typed out that you honestly said out loud thank you Brutalmoose
Honestly.
honestly people, saying "honestly" over and over again honestly isn't that funny.
ColonelGrandSlam Was the pizza from Ian's Magical Land of a Shit Ton of Pizza?
Thomas Jenkins Yeah, honestly i agree with you. *Honestly.*
This game is the literal antithesis of Spec Ops: The Line.
Wow, this does seem like an inverse of SO:TL.
Spec Ops: Good job, jackass, you just nuked a village! You should have stayed home!
Island Peril: Get off your ass and save your damsel, Dick! This is war!
I hear "Witch Docter", and I'm like :
Oeh ie, oeh ah ah, teng teng, walla balla bing bang.
Camp bonnowanna
We hold you in our heart.
When we think about you, it makes me wanna FART.
... just me?
Fine, ill see myself out
And than he shrunk my head
Is it just me, or are most of the mooks more attractive than the main hero?
Yeah
I love how the wallet was basically a trip down memory lane
A lego racers drivers license
A Ian's magical land of a ton of pizza gift card
A note from Ian to Ian
I'm sold
"Ugh, this is such an inconvenience, I just wanna stay home and watch Chopped."
Don't you mean "Chorped?"
I feel like in some way the guy who plays Dick Danger, and the girl who plays his girlfriend are somehow blood related...which just makes this even creepier...
Sweenix Maybe that's the reason for his lackluster reaction to his girlfriend/possible sister being kidnapped.
why?
Oh my God. Also this time. I've watched this video countless times and just realized the Voice of Doom is a recycled line by the mob boss! The intro where Ian points out the mob bosses voice over the phone is the same audio as 8:32 just tweaked a bit as if it's just chatter
You have quickly become one of my favorite youtubers moose.
Thanks for all the laughs ♥ I love your taste.
Geez, brutalmoose... You have some really handsome friends
You brought me back from some dark times. I really really appreciate it my friend. Thank you
7:37
Game unintentionally inspires game over screens from Batman: Arkham Asylum
You never got to mention the weapon called the Lube Tube.
Not suggestive at *ALL.*
The start of this video already made me give it a like. Mr. Moose, keep up the amazing work.
The guy who plays the villain needs to be in more things.
Ohw yeah, just seeing new videos from you in my sub box puts a smile on my face.
Oil known
Trey Orlikoff ...What an odd thing to say.
*Like.*
such a crush on Ian. :)
Congrats, he's gay! So you may or may not be a winner.
You may only have 300k subs now, but we've been here since the beginning 😊
The evil boss' real name absolutely cannot be Richard head
Can it?
It has to be a joke
0:24 It took me years to realize those pictures are only of you. Nobody else. 🤣
I think we all know why ian chose this game.
He's obssessed with FMV. He needs help.
I wish moose still did these kinds of gaming videos and random VHSs. He made me really like FMV.
Y'know, if I had a dollar for every time I've been tricked into spending all my money by a toaster that rose from Hell, I'd have at least twelve dollars.
I'll be honest, when I heard the villain's voice for the first time, I thought he was just an old friend making a joke. To all current and future developers: first impressions are incredibly important. You don't want to make your character sound contradictory to himself.
I looked it up on imdb and funnily enough the person in this game with the best acting career is the dweeb.
2:30
you know that the game is gonna be a gem when the villain looks like Senhor Barriga from El Chavo.
What the fuck is Jim Sterling's uncle doing in here?
"Aside from all the 'thank you's' I've received, it's a thankless job." Very funny. I laughed.
Wait, so the "crime fighter" is a district attorney?
Are those the guys who made "Plumbers don't wear ties"?
The "cinematic cutscenes" sure do remind me of that masterpiece.
It took me five views to realize that all your friends are just you. So many people in your life are just you.
dormagio ?
Great friends you got there.
Is it meant to be a joke that the evil boss was played by Dick Head? Or is that genuinely his name?
I think everything's possible, a Nick Frost played Santa Claus one time. Just saying.
Besides all of the thank you's i have received it's a thankless job...
Bailey Brian Yes, in this thankless job, the only thank yous I've gotten are the only thank you I've needed, in this thankless job, which may I remind you, is thankless, meaning that I get no thank yous for thanking you, because the act of helping is more than enough for me. Thank you, good sir.
that final... evil... boss.. Doom guy. That's just Jim Sterling... come on. look at him
in the first example after 4:45, i almost said "¡a pedestol!" after moose said "with the power of imagination, it can become"
The villain of this game is... Jim Sterling?!
8:49 the main antagonist gets temporarily possessed by a demented goose.
that villain just looks like Jim Sterling wearing a fake mustache and doing a purposefully terrible acting bit.
nonespark after he gained like 50 pounds.
Not gonna talk about the intro skit... Not gonna talk about the intro skit... Not gonna-
OH MY GOD THE BRUTALMOOSE PATCHWORK IS SO CUTE!!!
Not gonna talk about...
That guy at 7:37 made me pee myself once. True story. I was watching some movie on TV a few years ago and that clip came up onscreen. It went on past the part it ends in the video for about a minute and half. I was falling asleep when he came on, but I swear it's the same guy with the same dumb tiki torch, same speech and everything.
On a side note, I now judge the intimidation factor of villainous speeches by how frightening they'd be if an angry bald (was he trying to sound Jamaican? because he FAILED) dude screamed it in my face.
Also, I just realized something.
He said Damballa is riding him.
For those of you who don't play Scion, Damballa is one of the Voudun loa, basically Catholic saints mixed with tribal African spirits. One of the things they're supposed to be able to do is possess people, or 'ride their bodies'. Damballa is the father of the loa, and has to do with snakes, fertility, power, and creativity. Also, fun fact, he's apparently associated with the Jewish depiction of Moses.
Tiki torch dude is saying the big bad Voodoo dad is possessing him and has the player character in his coils.
in the beginning the bad guy obviously says "after 7 years in San Quentin..."
ISLANDS ARE COOL SOMETIMES
Are you real gabe newla
No, I'm not Gabe Newla. I'm Gabe Newell.
Sorry typo
Gabe Newell gay ben y dont you fix doto volvo sucks
half life 3 setting confirmed for island paradise. worth the weight
There's nothing better than coming home after a bad day of school and seeing a new brutalmoose video in your feed
10:44
Okay, either it's the dev's attempt at a clever pun...or the one who played the Evil Boss is actually named Dick Head.
The big bad totally looks like Paul Blart, and I just can't unsee it!
This is basically a TerryWAD before TerryWADS existed.
This guy's performance (Evil Boss), is so ridiculously over-the-top that he puts the term itself to shame and takes it to a whole new level xD
The other reason why it was their only game was because the guy who designed their company logo did a bad job. Nothing says 'remember who made this game' like dark red cursive on a bright red background. |:|
Granted, relative to all the other issues that this game has, logo design was the least of their worries...
That callback to the LEGO Racers drivers lisence was beautiful
The only redeeming quality of this game ? James Black (as the Voodoo God) !
Julien Gonin xD
this game is giving me flashbacks to Plumbers Don't wear Ties
I would have said "Wolfenstein Clone" myself.
isle of the dead is more like a wolf clone than island peril
Nobody asked
Ian brought up that this was a Doom clone in the video.
Eastwing's comment is a reply to that statement.
There's varied floor heights, occasionally, so comparisons to Wolf 3D don't exactly fit.
RarefoilB Also it has a shotgun, and rocket something.
I owned this when I was a teenager. Picked it up along with Isle of the Dead and some game I don't recall in a buy two get one free from the bargain bin sale at the bookstore of the university my parents were attending during one of my being home schooled stints.
I didn't know you get physical awards for surpassing a certain amount of subscribers.
Shiny Wobbuffet I did. :P
Shiny Wobbuffet The silver play button at 100,000, and the coveted golden play button at 1 million.
Hunter Parah Awesome.
Shiny Wobbuffet It is awesome, I heard a guy burned his golden play button though, so apparently he didn't think it was so awesome.
Hunter Parah Okay then.
As Nathan Wallace once said, "It's a thankless job, but somebody's gotta do it."
You want to know a not so fun fact? Turns out Atlantean Interactive Games, the publisher of this pile of trash was just a front for a porn studio called Vivid Entertainment. A commenter on Civvie 11 channel said the same thing. It should really say a lot about this game.
This reminds me of Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
Wow Moose, you sure do have a lot of rubles!
It was quite surprising, myself being russian and all.
I’ve not seen such bravery
Who were the juvenile pseudo-macho neckbeards who wrote this game??
This is some blatant pandering, but it's so bad it's hilarious.
At least these actors are more convincing tribesmen than what we got in Amazon Trail 2.
I spotted a few Doom sprites, muzzle flashes mainly, I think some wood textures were ganked from Doom too. Wonder how much more stolen stuff there is in there?
Those "actors" had to be paid in weed.
I don't know why Dick even bothers with firearms when all he really needs to do is introduce himself and then walk on as his enemies suffocate from laughter.
I'll give you 2 bucks for that $50 gift card to Ian's Magical Land of a S*** Ton of Pizza
I was so excited to see a new brutalmoose episode come out on my birthday today! Love ya moose!
He can't be a hero. He's wearing plaid.
Is it just me, or did that "voice of doom" phone call sound like "Hello, just come on over when you're in the mood."?
Anyone notice the Evil Boss' name was "Richard Head"?
Good ol' Dick Head...