Kickstarter Crap - Cube
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- Опубликовано: 17 сен 2024
- In this video I talk about a shape. A shape that means a lot to a lot of people. If you know someone who has been cut by a cube, my heart goes out to you. Thanks for watching, pacifists.
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"In concept it's limitless!" - Dayron Arias
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😂😂😂
You could have just written Dayron arias and I still would have laughed
I love it
“Stop smiling. I mean it.”
-Daynus Aryan
Only idubbbz could make a 10 minute video criticizing a fucking cube
and only you can bitch and moan about it
+Dana Graham wtf I'm not complaining, I'm congratulating him for it
+Dana Graham Do you feel good about yourself now?
And only you can bitch and moan about a comment.
+Dana Graham shit just got real
The ukulele music is giving me cancer
***** why
+grand fusilli elaborate
+grand fusilli If he hits you a lot and gives you a challenge, how is he annoying? and if his armor is shit, then its even better for you because you only have to fight him once.
+grand fusilli Gobuls are actually really bad swimmers, and their windups are a full second. Its pretty simple, if they roll side to side, roll forward or backward. None of his hitboxes are overly large, but even when you get hit you take little damage. Any monster has to be fought at least once per rank, but you dont have to grind Gobul for his armor if you don't want it. Though it greatly helps with underwater combat, which I can tell you don't like
grand fusilli Nargacuga is challenging? What are you, fucking gay?
Aluminum is 86 cents per pound, a cubic inch of it is only 1.65 ounces. 1.65 ounces is 0.103125 pounds. 0.103125 ÷ 1 = 0.103125, 0.86 × 0.103125 = 0.0886875 dollars rounded to 0.09. He is selling something worth 9 cents for 30 dollars.
jesus christ i love my metric system so much
So do I. I used imperial here because it was the first measurements given when I looked up aluminums value.
The metric system wouldnt have made these numbers any friendlier?
You’re not counting in the cost of machining tho
his name is tim apple
Makes me happy to see people still watching videos like this after 5 years
Don't you mean 6 years
@@robertschnobert9090 nope, 7
I’ve had a vasectomy
@@henryjefferies Congrats
6 years 5 months
I think he was being sarcastic
>hipster music
>""open source""
>customizable
>shit camera
It's definitely satire but this asshole wants a thousand dollars
+Oggab0gga the fucking royalty free ukulele happy mood song makes me puke
+Oggab0gga Its obviously satire but it's still crap, if you wanna make a satire video put it on RUclips don't actually put it on Kickstarter and actually ask for money
+Oggab0gga A satire turns into a scam when you are trying to convince people to give you money for your shit.
+Rad You guys are taking this too seriously, its a joke. If he gets payed for being satire and people being too dumb to understand that, it's their money. Its not a scam unless your lying about what it does. This guy made it very clear its just a tiny, useless cube. Hell, i'd give him 5 dollars for one just for shits and giggles.
BUT is it gluten free? I don't want it with ANY gluten!
+Benny_1 it better not contain any traces of nuts
+AusHallucinations what if the concept is nuts?
+yearofthejacquie maybe it is limitless.
+Benny_1 It's also 100% GMO-free
Benny_1 I'm vegan
i just made my cube tactical! by putting windowspike and compass on it.
Don't forget the bottle opener!
Sub Zero No no.... Camouflage
Ariq Fauzan TACTICAL CUBE! INCOMING!!
Ariq Fauzan Excuse me, but if there isn't also a bottle opener attached, it isn't "tactical" and I want nothing to do with it! 😉😂
Reported! Emoji's are cancer. Not to mention snapchat filters. RUclips police will have to take care of you.
This Kickstarter project is probably the greatest shitpost I've seen for a long time.
Lmao yeah
Shoulda called it the “calmness cube” and said it cures anxiety. He woulda made 25000 easy
Shame it’s actually a satirical Kickstarter. Idubbzbzzz got played
Making a satirical Kickstarter is one of the scummiest things you can do.
Doesnt matter if its satirical, if he sets his project goal to a realistic value like
1000$ hes still trying to get money for garbage
“idubbzbzzz” 😭💀
@@pogsandwich7312 👀🤦♂️
surely he knew it was satirical
Where are the cases for the cube, I don't want my non existent screen to crack
Just go to supercube.com and get with even more features like have ping your name on my wall! It's just 900$. Tax not included.
That was my story
Sweet name bro
+Leorjan Vuktilaj His username.
I Want a pair of nonexistent earbuds, WERE ARE THE NONEXISTENT EARBUDS
I'm subscribed to you for years
Even if it's satire, he's trying to sell the fucking thing.
MoaR praNk calls
M8k Moer Prakn K411s
no its satire as a joke product
he wasnt trying to sell it just for it to still make the requirements of being a product is that it needs to be sold
just retards and jokers puting money into it
MAX!!!!!!!!!!!
i'd buy it
Just binge watched kickstarter crap, now my recommended is full of Idubbbz. Just like it should be.
Emrys as all things should be
>not already having a recommended full of iDubbbz
weakling
That’s literally what happened and now I can’t stop
Same here
Yes. Im also binging all of his series lol
This project reminds me of a kid who forgot about show and tell so he picked up the first thing he found outside the front of his school and blasted fake facts about it to his teacher
I love blastin fake facts
Idubbbz it's Amish friendly technology
You mean DEVICE
@@TheSatanicGamerFromHell i got device, i got da weiners, i got da vice president, i got everything you could want over here
Phineas and Ferb made something like this. It was called "Brick".
No, they made a platypus toy that does absolutely nothing. You're thinking of the end, where the CEO finds a brick and makes it into a toy that does absolutely nothing.
He has the same amount of intelligence as Phineas and Ferb that's for sure.
The Ren and Stimpy Show did it even before that, with LOG.
A log of wood.
Rads ehh nope. phineas and ferb can make something.
That's because the writers allow for that.
Dubbbz literally reviewed a stone with more technology
you made a moveset for a gay rock turtle. Your point?
WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
+kagebowate23 Canception
+Verlisify I love you. You make me moist. And I want to see you do reviews of Pokemon music by region.
Battle srw3 because he has caner
I think he's hoping it became this era's "Pet Rock"
I thought the same. Except it has less effort than the pet rock, that thing actually came in a box with holes and straw in it.
@@rndmcmmnt It also had a really entertaining book
When you bought a pet rock you didnt buy a rock, you bought a rock with a novelty instruction manual.
except without the manual which was the best part of the pet rock
@@t6amygdala GERURRUUTURURURURURURURURURREEEEEEERRROOOOOOOORREEEEERROOOOOO
No one:
France every a couple of generations: 1:29
DUBSTEP DREEMURR 🤣🤣🤣
I wonder when the next one is
Years later and im now convinced this wasnt a troll it was like a school assignment or something
"I spent months of research to come up with a product without wires, charger, or even a screen." [puts handgun in mouth]
In concept it’s limitless
@@pops4141 lol
I found someone wearing a green "get cubed" shirt...
Portrick cube root him down
Dr. J. Bright lol rlly?
But did you mutilate him?
This had to have been a joke kickstarter...
This is satire. His other project is a piece of paper with the poop emoji in the corner
Blarg227 Yes it's a parody of other trash projects. The rest of his projects are trash.
I think he’s serious
@ Harry Poile: He's not. Read Mathers reply.
But in concept they’re limitless
"We include burred edges to make it children safe." Dont you mean de-burred? 🤔
Another Guy Like You burred edges ensure that even if your kids let go of the cube, the cubes patent pending revolutionary burred edges won’t let go of your kids.
We’re all here in 2017 with an iPhone 10 While this guy is in the year 3017
Antho Tony that's not a good thing...
Did a nuclear war combined with a viral outbreak destroy IQ levels in the future?
More like 1617
And make cameras have shit quality too
Wow future proof comment 😂
Pretty sure this is Satire... You're literally trying to bash an intentional work of fiction. I'm pretty sure they're satirizing late night product infomertials....
Im sure he is too and it would be all good if he just made a youtube video like most parody infomercials, but hes actually trying to sell people a fucking cube of aluminum. And when you take into account how cheap aluminum actually is this kickstarter is just bull shit.
kitt keller Yeah, even if it was satire, he is still trying to sell it. It pisses me off
HE WANTS 1 GRAND FOR IT YOU FOOL
kitt keller "but hes actually trying to sell people a fucking cube of aluminum"
So what? Does that offend your Money god, to use His power in vain?
We have a saying in our country, that translates to:
"It's not foolish of him who asks, but for the one who pays."
Let people ask money. It's not a crime or any sort of blasphemy. It's not offensive either. It might be a overused joke, but no reason to flip your shit over it.
*Revelation games
You do realise that if this product is funded, it means that this guy has an excuse to get this into the products market. Doesn't matter if people buy it or not, the fact is that he is ripping people off
I fell asleep while watching one these videos and while I was asleep a total of 33 videos played.
its the darn ukulele
Damn I wish I could sleep like that
Giving that revenue
Icymisterlamb same tho
I feel like this guy is doing it as a joke
It's a $1000 satire, my favorite kind of satire.
Cork Top I think it's a satire of bad Kickstart projects as a joke but it stops being a joke when they are taking money for it
Dewie Dubz the people who gave him money for this are fucking retarded and need to be bitch slapped. The guy who made the project didn’t do anything wrong, he figured that humans weren’t stupid enough to give money to something that’s so clearly a joke, and if not, a really dumb product. He was proven wrong.
Dewie Dubz have you seen how much the potato salad project made?
Sean Markow exactly. I enjoy this series but this episode feels like an enormous joke that went either over Ian’s head or this episode is a meta joke that went over my head.
"our cube won't cut your kid"
- Nintendo
It took him months of research to come up with a.......Cube that does nothing.....?
BRILLIANT!!
Is the cube gluten free?
Honestly, that's my main concern...
Well it's open source....
but is it vegan
It can also be used to throw at vegans. In concept it's limitless.
Can it use glock mags?
my cube is open source I also put a bottle opener on it. also a windowspike
Yeah and it's also open source
Oh and mine happens to have LED lights for when the sun goes down
CrazyChloe why didn't I think not that
Lol I had watched this playlist as a marathon so it was still pretty fresh in my mind
I'm cringing at how violently he treated that graphics calculator- does he not realise how god forsaking expensive they are?
Cheaper than a smart phone. And tbh, way cheaper than my car. You should see how I treat my car lol
Well when you're as poor as me $2 is expensive hehe.
Apathetic One because in america, our dumbass retarded parents and grandparents fucked this country up
@@tylergates5317 i think im afraid to even ask and wonder
More expensive than my phone
5:25
*"We include burred edges so children dont get hurt"*
Does he know what a burr is
No I think he meant un-burred
Can you stack the cubes? I need to know asap!
Can you stack your family?
ThatOk Playa I wonder how many people get that reference
But does it blend?
yes because its open source ;-)
ohhhh nooo.....
Make N Joy yes, it's limitless
Holy fuck my comment got 46 likes o_o
Sheepy. In concept
I can't believe edups got trolled. That project is amazing.
the only people that understood this comment just liked it and didn't comment. Brilliant.
wait why is it good
@@mcride1677 I think that the cube Kickstarter was basically a satirical campaign/video not meant to be taken seriously. The person who made that Kickstarter video most likely made it as a joke, not as a viable product idea.
It’s not funny to me since this dude could’ve gotten this funded.
@@bernkastel7438 he could've gotten it funded then he would ship aluminium cubes to the backers? How does that make it not funny. Hes not scamming anyone hes selling a cube.
This reminded me of that Spongebob episode with the piece of paper.
“Last a lifetime” is about where I began to choke upon my chocolate drink. My sinuses filled with this nondairy protein beverage, and I felt pressure behind my eyes. As I glanced about in mounting desperation, I sacrificed my top blanket, and coughed, choked, and purged my nostrils into the fabric, choking near to unconsciousness. I reflected upon how shitty this vegan keto mud felt outside of my swallow pipe, and determined I liked actual chocolate milk best, and resolved to buy more of that.
As I threw the wadded and sodden blanket, my attention returned to the cube sales-pitch, and I heartily laughed for a pretty solid couple minutes. I just coughed and chuckled a lot after that.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
huh?
hUh?
It has a shiny design for people who think it's to mainstream, *and it has a pleasant smell* .
I'm honestly not sure if you actually realised that the guy was joking or not. It was pretty obvious that he was joking. I still can't believe he had backers though, that's ridiculous.
he wasnt joking if he actually put it up to get money
You couldn't be more wrong, the cube actually reached it's funding goal and has been launched. You can order those things now.
+TrustedGaming facepalms
+TrustedGaming Funding Unsuccessful
This project's funding goal was not reached on September 7, 2014.
he made another kickstarter for pieces of paper with shit on it that got funded for 15$
this is a rip off of minecraft
EXACTLY
Demerit Nation finnaly someone gets me
Please go back to minecraft and never come back.
Demerit Nation Fucking minecraft hater*. No I don't hate Minecraft, I actually like it. The only thing that ruined it was the updates and community.
Lakarak I get it I was just playin
But can it run Crisis?
Brody M. yes
Crisis was a huge game back in the day people used to test their PC's.
The question IS, can it run Infinite Warfare at 4K 144p
xXExperimentaLXx the question is did u like your own comment?
White Man no
I've been binge watching this series 6 years after their upload dates. love classic RUclips.
Me too, in 2023. This was the golden age of youtube
Hey guys, remember that one time idubbbz made a video criticizing obvious satire as though it were real? Good times.
Satire that asks for money.
Rain Awareness obviously it wasn’t going to raise enough money
ikr, still funny tho
Btw wanna buy my cube?
@@LiterallyXD $165 says it could’ve. Only had a $1000 goal.
At least you could have it cosplay as the Tesseract...
Subtle. I like it. Nice.
Too small to be a Tesseract. Now it is bullshit again
If that could be an actual tesseract I would pay all my money for that but alas, we live in a 3D world.
+rainy jabberwock Tiny dudes cosplay as hulking monstrosities like Kratos all the time.
+SubParOddish I heard that in a Morgan Freeman's Shawshank narration voice, i.e. "Prison is no fairy tale world."
Communism - in concept, it's limitless.
@Adrian not anyone who defends communism is a communist
@Frog Man I'm going to guess you're a late teen who doesn't ins socioeconomic systems at all.
@@drose6437 hey look another communist.
@@JimmyTurner hey look an asshole on youtube
@Adrian people still say cuck? Have the right not moved onto another buzzword by now?
Seems like this was actually supposed to be a joke and not a serious product.
Your Mom's Spaghetti
A joke should not receive money....imagine if he got funded...
Consequence No. 62 it would be more funny
Never thought I'd see the day IDubbbz didn't got a joke. And a good one at that.
“In concept, it’s limitless” is a nice way of saying “in theory, it works perfectly”
Royalty free ukelele music gave me cancer
Damn. I made this in eighth grade metal shop class. I should've mass produced.
I threw one at somebody in eight grade
I think this man Ian just got... "baited"
If thats bait its the worst fucking bait ever. It looked just like every other piece of shit kickstarter.
Chris Fox That's why it's good bait dumbass.
In concept the bait is limitless
It's not a bait, it's just a shitty NoPhone rip-off.
Your mom was baited
I bet the edges of that cube could open a bottle, I’m surprised such a unique skill was not mentioned on the page.
Defining the quote 'in concept its limitless', great point
these old kickstarter craps still bring me joy. classics
This IS satire. Look at the other project the guy made: www.kickstarter.com/projects/theonecube/papier-luxury-paper/description
Lmfao
It's pretty obvious satire, I'm surprised iDubbbz didn't realize it.
Well that project was posted after the Cube so it's a little more understandable when you only have 1 project go off of, but I'm still surprised that he didn't even consider the satire, even as a "disclaimer".
+TheArchsage74 idubbbz was also being satirical
TheArchsage74 There's no way edups didn't realize.
Put a heart on it, call it a "companion cube" and you could sell tons of them. And then some evil robo bitch will force you to drop it in the incinerator.
robotpanda77 That comment made my day.
robotpanda77 He did change it to a companion cube, saying it could be your pet cube close to the closing date.
Dubbz what is your real name and how old are you? #AskIdubbz
ian. 23
iDubbbzTV Oh shit I thought you were like 18-19
+BigSchniz Made my day.
+EWOLNZ their*
+iDubbbzTV New Kickstarter project: The iAn 23
It’s fun how as you age you have different favorite moments in these videos. I’m in my 20s now and my new favorite part is when he goes “REVOLUSHUUUN”
You could literally replace this thing with a turd and all the descriptions the designer used would still apply.
Except when he described it as being high grade aluminum
MEGURMAN depends on if the creature producing said turd had been ingesting high grade aluminum. My dog ate several crayons once and her turds could‘be been used to color a nice little picture. I’m assuming it’s the same process with aluminum.
Burred edges on a turd.... 😐
the problem is, kickstarter is so filled to the brim with shit, its literally impossible to tell its satire. kek
how can a cube of fucking aluminium be "open source"
you can visit the aluminium mines and make your own
+nucleardestruction11 Also, there's nothing stopping you from making apps for a cube of aluminum, so I guess he's not wrong?
+Kotuh in concept. 😂
If you leave it in the open, it's considered "open source"
nucleardestruction11
My PS4 is homeostasis
But...can the Cube run GTA 5?
At the astonishingly high resolution of 0p!
Landontuber Also running at 0FPS.
+blindsniper812 Fps is just a number
-Ubisoft
IDontKnow Well then it's too bad GTA isn't Ubisoft.
Almost anything can... except a gt210 and intel HD... im pretty sure a fucking cube has better graphics than intel HD
idubbbz' arguments and videos have gotten a lot better.
I took a shot of vodka every time the man in the video said "device" and I took a shot of pepsi for every time Idubbbz said it... I went to the hospital due to soda overdose.
You're interested in the fact that there's no screen? I wonder how you have an electronic device with NO WIRES?!
it runs on nuclear fusion
+Aidylolz It runs on black magic and children's' dreams.
+gerpar250 it runs on pure hopes and dreams just like my dead end career :(
+Carlos TheBeast Wow,being a bus driver never sounded so great :p
I work part time as a proffessional bank robber.
These kickstarters are down right insulting.
that's the point. plus a aluminum cube. no... just no
Even if this is satire, he still made a kickstarter and is still asking money for this. If he wanted to make a joke he could have just uploaded the video to youtube and not waste his time with the kickstarter.
+David Maglioli but he got money for it
Sierra Autumn yes, but some people are just brushing this off like he is a harmless troll, when its not harmless like you said he got money for it. Whether or not you want to blame that on people's stupidity it doesn't make him any less at fault.
+Sierra Autumn No he didn't.
He didn't get any money. It didn't fund successfully.
Amy less at fault for what though? What exactly is he "at fault" for?
I hope idubbbz can see me wasting my time away for hours a day watching his old videos at 20 years old.
With a price tag like that, they should spell it cjewb.
He's trying to do the same thing the potato salad guy did.
Oh but it's an aluminum cube it can do anything it can end world peace and hunger issues
julygirl44 All hail to De'vice president !
***** Ikr get more money out of the poor people
Im pretty sure this was a joke andIdubbz didnt get it.
Yeah me too. Or maybe he was going along with it, but probably not idk.
***** lol stealing
I'm sure he got it. It doesn't matter if it was a joke or not. A shitty joke is a still shitty. The creator could have called this satire all he wanted but I bet if he met that funding goal he would have kept the money from his "satire" campaign lol...
Joke or not, it's still stupid, and worst of all, even as far as satire goes, it wasn't funny imo.
J Venom nothing shitty about it, and anything you can say about that video can be applied right back to idubbz.
The Black Johnny Gat
There's a clear difference between "good" and "bad" comedy/satire. Nothing about this Kickstarter was, in any way shape or form, good...
You have to remember... They were actually asking for money. That's the issue here. If it was a joke, they could have faked it in photoshop, and passed it around like "Hey, look at this dumb Kickstarter!"
Instead, they actually asked for money (and probably would have kept the money had the project been funded), and that's when the "joke" became real. That's when the joke stops being a joke, and moves from the realm of (already bad) satire, into hypocrisy.
And comparing Idubbbz content to that? It's like comparing a stand-up special (that you got to see for free) to a guy charging five dollars to tell a shitty knock-knock joke...
Sorry man. I think you're dead wrong on this.
Yeah dude! Imma start sellling cheese sandwiches.
Introducing; Cheesewich! It's a revolutionary piece of technology! It's your best friend, and wor... I mean best of all: It's open source, meaning that everyone can customize it! In concept, the possibilities are limitless. IT'S FOR EVERYONE! All you need to do is to donate $150 000... C'mon guys only 28 days to go!
hahaha
+Dasc Oh hell yeah. Customizable you say? I'd fucking love one with a bottle opener.
But is it open source?
Six years on, this video is still the one most stuffed with iDubbbz one liners. It’s honestly worthy of scholarly analysis.
I just got Skyrim on my cube 2019
Worst thing about Cube: They then copyright the word "Cube" if this is successful.
+miss WAIT YOU'RE SAYING THE FINE BROS MADE THIS GUYS CUBE WORLD IS ON ITS WAY
Introducing the cube! its basically a metal shaped like a cube!
Papers, please.
+1rl1yl Is pre-approved!
+Jorji Costava Classic Jorji, always giving us anything else THAN A ACTUAL PASSPORT
At least you can throw it at people's heads who think this is a serious product
This seriously looks like something from the onion
“Some photons… electrons bouncing around inside of it”
True fact: a pencil sharpener is more complex than this "device"
No shit
So what was that touchscreen "graphing calculator" that the guy was using at the beginning?
DJMouthwash I used a Casio classpad 2
Kickstarter crap NEVER gets old
I'm gonna start my own kickstarter & be the Cube's direct competition. Introducing, The Sphere... 'Cut corners, with THE SPHERE'
So you are trying to say that a joke product is not worth buying?
Good job.....good job...
***** I don't think anyone is buying this product. Typically, when products like this come out, the people who made the project will back part of their own goal to get other people interested. On kickstarter you can pledge anything but don't have to give a penny "unless" the project goal is complete, and kickstarter takes a small percentage only if the goal is reached.
***** Are you Kind of Blind? This Project is already at 185$ that is already nearly 1/5 og the Goal. And for it's 45 Days to go it is most likely to be Fundet. If You make a joke make the goal unreachable... But so already 7 people have Payed 15$ to get one... 15$ for Cube...
You are right it's a Joke, but a real bad one on the Financial Side... So it is right here.
HE ASK MONEY for his joke ! that why its kickstater crap !
you don’t play whit money like this !
Is it a joke if the creators actually expect a return? IMO, if it were a joke, the guy would have set a price that would be entirely unattainable.
I kinda get the feel that the Kickstarter project is satirical
I'm genuinely confused on what he's trying to sell.
A cube of metal XD
Satire.
Armin Arlert its a cube
i have never in my life laughed at a yt video as much, i had to lay in bed cos my stomach was hurting so much
Idubz.... This Kickstarter was a joke dude.
This is clearly satire
thank allah, he says aluMINIUM.
I'm not a jew
Shut up Jew
Allahu Akbar
+Soviet it's both
Device president was pretty funny.
When idubbbz put his glasses on the camera for us to see his prospective, I can actually see clearly because I don't wear glasses when I watch RUclips videos. Dang Ian. We have the same pair of eyes
At the time of typing this (5/18/17) one cubic inch/1.56 grams of aluminum costs .87 USD .
(correct if I'm wrong , this was the most accurate information I could find).
You're totally right , because of all the engineering it took to make .
My favourite part is when he keeps placing the cube on the table because he can't think of anything else to do with it
8:55 It’s called a sawzall...cause it saws...all.
good lord i am so late to this, but it is fucking genius. dude is literally selling nothing and getting paid by people to do it. This is almost as good as CAH selling actual shit and empty boxes. more power to the dude.
HE'S LITERALLY USING THE SAME CLIP OVER AND OVER OF HIM SETTING DOWN THE CUBE
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gotta be parody
judging by his 2nd project, i think it is