Kickstarter Crap - Cuberox Six-screen Computer
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- Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
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This would be really cool and innovative. If it was 1995.
Keg I don't know. It would be extremely innovative seeing how computer were the size of rooms, but this kind of technology feels as if it belongs is the mid to late nineties, early two thousands at best.
Keg No true. It may seem pointless now, but think in 100 years from now, our great grandchildren will think how pointless our smartphones are because they have their minds liked directly to the omninet.
1975*
Yea he is a couple of decades too late
Sonia Lobel It's all about processing power. This thing is just a dumbed down smart phone. I bet if you had this in the 90's (roughly 10 years before the first smart phone), you'd be the talk of the town.
So he invented a giant, cumbersome mobile phone that can do about half the shit a phone can do and all about 1000% less conveniently. Riiight
Half? You´re giving it too much credit, laddie.
laddie
laddie
Dudes made 23k on that dumb cube already proving idiots abound....
***** What potential are you speaking of? I cannot see anything but a colossal waste of money.
its like a smart phone but with the technical capacity of an atari 2600
Atari had good games though
sylveon 69 because it is literally a raspberry pi
@@poosydestroyer6545 Raspberry Pi is good
If he removed a ton of the useless features, and built a much cheaper, lower powered version, I would buy that as a really cool alarm clock.
There are a ton of those that arent bullshit and way cheaper
Thomas Evans really where can I get a different one
What about your phone? What are you fucking gay?
Yeah just 20 and just be an alarm clock and weather, and it would still look cool
What we need? Weather and alarm clock!
When we need it? Right now!
... Part of snake is about not running into the wall.
LETS JUST GET RID OF THE WALLS
So now part of the snake is knowing which side the head of the snake is on, PROLEM?
+SIimeria when there are walls you can just move in zig-zags leaving 1-pixel-thick space near a wall. argument dismissed
You watch a playthrough, you dipshit. It's entirely possible even though it takes a long time cause of repetitive pattern, but it is totally possible.
*****
You obviously can't read.
+Ladical Rad You're fucking cancerous. Why do you use stupid as an insult?
What's the bet that "Linux powered" means there's just a raspberry pi inside it!
haha exactly
+Fresh Toast damn dude we meet again
JojiVlogss not actually a vlog channel I'm everywhere
Fresh Toast your my god
haha, Yea probably.
"what I´ll look like 2 months from now, bald on the top..." - and so the legacy began.
i think if a fortune teller told him all his hair would be infused into a cake and eaten, he would tell her shes fucking gay
+Hyperfox eye. He'd do that anyways.
Relaxel this happened after he got his hair shaved that’s why his hair is so short this came out in 2015 hair cake came out in 2014
Hyperfoxeye read my last comment
Fast forward to today he really leaned into it. Really enjoys the look of someone you don't let your kids get near
Everything a phone can do, but catch this: Its worse!!!
I feel like if they'd just used screens with the resolution of a normal fucking phone it could've been cool.
+Dogman_35 what the fuck are you doing here
Dominic Doud Better question is who the hell are you? lol
Dogman_35 it's me Underdog on my main account, remember? such an odd place to find you
Dominic Doud
Oh, lol. Now I remember you. Join my game.
Dogman_35 Yep
this would have been the fucking Hottest thing ever in 1987
Jere Aho But it's not. It's 2017.
Dani
But it’s not. It’s 2018
Iceehawk I like that. That was fucking clever.
@@_yellow but it’s not it’s 2021
@@leons2004 but it’s not. It’s 2022
The cube suggests it can replace your phone by displaying all that information.
The cub requires a smartphone to operate.
The fact you view the information on your phone to get it to display on the cube means that the cube is entirely irrelevant.
Example.
You want to know the time.
The cube will not display the time until you open the 'clock' app.
You take out your phone and open the cube app and open the 'clock' app on the cube.
By taking out your phone, you've already seen the time.
Great presentation. Worthless and overpriced product.
Yup! Definitely getting one! *Kappa*
+Urban Meadows spread the wisdom to the current backers, including the one for over $2k
I love how throughout the video the guy basically just describes a smart phone like what is he even talking about just use your phone lmao
+TheSandvichTrials im vegan
Except a smart phone doesn't have fucking pixelated ass graphics
Hey, IDubbbz, If you do unfortunately go bald, at least you will be able to have a "weekly wig" feature. One week you could have luscious blonde locks, then you could have ginger curly hair. ;)
He doesn't need to go bald to do that.
MrAZUR3 Yeah, but the concept still stands. Patent pending.
lololololol
iDubbbzTV I would enjoy you having a weekly wig showcase. (/srs/ do you have alopecia?)
MiyariShirou The only thing worst than making a typo on RUclips, is somebody correcting the typo. gg wp.
Idk it seems cool. I mean not $200 but if I saw it for $20-$30 and it was just the alarm clock itself I would at least consider it.
Yeah, I might get one if it was 20 bucks. Maybe.
And like the games and stuff. It might be cool for about 3 seconds to play snake on multiple screens. I'd probably use it for a month and forget about it
A device that you can't watch porn on? Useless by that standard
+NuggetHD I don't get it.......I watch hentai......
NuggetHD Oh yeah your right, I forgot about the stupid censors.
You can play those atari porn games on it
+NuggetHD Yeah, genetalia is censored.
+Ozterkvlt That thing is probably lower res than an Atari and I'm not even fucking joking(well,one side anyway)
How dare you. I have many dimensions.
The guy probably started the project to fund his hair transplant surgery.
HELLO BRETHREN
The time these were written makes 3,2,1 (months)
If I had heard about this when it came out I'd have bought it, but not for anything they said. I just like the way it looks and would only use it as a clock.
For 200 bucks.....
Jay I've got a trust fund so yes.
+Kyle Magaro the rich stay rich by not wasting money
typhoon This is very little money and all that matters is making more than I spend.
If you are *rich* $200 is absolutely nothing.
Ya know somethin? If this was a fully colored 1080p touchscreen cube, I still wouldn’t buy the damn worthless thing.
Wonder what the battery life is like..
How do you charge it to begin with?
Probably 5 years per charge due to the weak ass computer running the thing
+Marshall Testa by smacking it on your head repeatly
That's an awesome profile picture
SNAKE, IT'S THE WAY OF THE FUTURE. MASSIVE GAMEIUNG COMPABILITYIIESZZZ
Snake is PC's "Next Gen"! It's the future!
Wow Cray was here 💯
My Fitbit does most of these features. The best part is that it looks good and fits on my wrist.
But can you jam it up your ass like the atari cube?
+Starducks unfortunately, I think it would cease to work if that happened.
Benjamin Long no they still work :')
*Where the fuck do you plug it in ??11!!!!1!*
ikr??!
Whalesters Bluetooth
@racist frog , to charge it ?
wireless charging, i'm pretty sure he said it in the video
There is so many questions unanswered
I didn't think it was horrible til I saw 200$ I was thinking 30$
how come no one has said something about that 8 bit GPS
Dude. Wondering that too
Had to see if someone commented this lol
over 200 dollars? no thanks.
erik shure especially since its probably just a rasberry pi
erik shure ,kikjccxxxfccf
over 200 likes? No thanks
over 300 doll hairs you got a deal.
its under 200$ not over
"You can check the time without pulling your smatphone out of your pocket." Fucking hell, this is some next level shit right here. Wait, no it's not. Have you ever heard of a god dam clock?
CowsInHats Or this wonderful fucking new device for when your outdoors, what's it called again? A clock-wrist? Oh wait, it's called a watch..
The idea is creative and all but iDubbz is completely right. the piece of shit is completely impractical.
I would say to make it a single function game cube which you can verse people around the world on. but yeah bring up the graphics and make a game that would make sense having a cube for and the thing might actually be alright. sometimes 1 processed and developed idea is better than trying to cram as many small features into it as you can. just my opinion.
Yeah
Featuritis
Who the hell is iDubbz? You mean iDubbbz?
IDubbbz*
it stands for big booty bitches you should know that.
That just looks like 5 shitty displays hooked up to a Raspberry Pi. It costs $199?
6.
Cullen Lonergan There's no screen on the bottom.
+IAN 4000 watch 0:20
+Cullen Lonergan why would there be a screen on the bottom -___-
+DoomGhoul cuz 6 is cooler than 5
All you'd have to do is take six iphones and you'd have a better product.
its going to be either 6900 euros or shit
so maybe not iphones ?
***** tru
BRUH, CHECK MY SOUNDCLOUD
A cheaper product too
Reaper no it would be worse. If you had sux Samsung's you'd have the best goddamn device ever
I love that picture of it on the dashboard, it looks so impractical its hard to believe they tried to showcase it like that.
16x16? I can see some minecraft nerd turning it into minecraft blocks
BladmirPuting or an 8 year okd
its fucking black and white lmao
BladmirPuting except for the fact that it’s monochrome
This has not aged well
Whos the nerd now
I'll buy one for you
WhatAreYouBuyen how are you verified
BunWun Yeah, like wtf?
Hey stranger
Screen name checks out
hey edubs, the linux penguin is called tux, brew, pls dew sum reserch
hey did you just assume xir's name
yeah eeedoops!
Linus sounds better
Shut up
"It can tell the time, so you don't have to pull your cellphone outta' your pockets."
Yeah, pulling out a phone is way harder than holding a fokin' cube around the whole day.
Yea, like I can't just pull my super small phone off my super space less desk to check the time.that cube is bigger that my lamp.
Jeffre Reynolds Ikr.
It's basically a shitty replacement for a smartphone.
+〈PROTONIUM〉 tru
for 200$ you can just get an iPhone 4s in good condition. but hey, that 16x16 cube is just way better than that, right?
this is the saltiest ive ever seen anyone get over cellphone brands
Khahill Urhsheilf a shitty plastic phone that will become laggy after a couple of weeks of use and has the god awful touchwiz bullcrap on it, hence has a low resell value of 200$
hell no lmao, I'd stick to quality over specs that have no meaning when it comes to real performance
Austin Cook just another diehard fanboy who gets triggered by just looking at the word "iPhone" hehehe. and trust me, this isn't the saltiest, I've seen way worse
This product is only for pretentious hipsters who think they were born in the wrong decade.
Damn he seemed so happy and into his videos back when he made this.
children would destroy the cube
0:57 Given his newest haircut, the prophecy rang true, if not a bit late.
These kickstarter craps age like fine wine. Bravo to you Ian.
I think if this thing was REALLY cheap it could make a pretty nifty novelty alarm clock, I guess.
Turns out that in 10 months, you ended up with even less hair than him.
one more ad and I'm never shopping a Walmart ever again
^at
They got me. I bought my second Walmart
But how the hell do you lose a game of snake with no sides?
This somewhat looks cool as clock. But 200$ for a clock is not cool.
Do you think you could port doom on the cube????
Lmao, yes.
Doom can run in ANYTHING... I don't see why this shitty [Alarm clock?] wouldn't
but the linux penguin's name is Tux.
*****
Noooo! my world has come crashing down
No, you're mistaken. That's Linus the penguin, you've confused it with LinuxTechTits.
o0julek0o
This sounds promising.
DrRawley Tbh, it does sound like quite the channel. One where Julia and Esther (and Jack ofcourse) wear skimpy clothing etc.
o0julek0o
Esther sounds hot.
Talk about earmuffs, Ian... You just got that haircut not long ago.
i need 5 more sides to keep track of to satiate my raging autism. a regular computer is not enough
that was one of the best things I have read all day
MY SIDES
He was describing his hair exactly how it is now 4 yrs ago
The linux penguin is called tux.
the more you know.
So u didnt chek d description
Edupsato didato writato dato in da discriptinato potato
tux
***** Yea Linus is the first name of the inventor of the linux
kernel.
You look sick, go eat a burger
I've seen you EVERYWHERE
Cool
We meat again.
I'mma report you for spam!
Jesus Christ your name! Hahaha
The end music always gets me so hyped hahaha
What are you doing here boiiiiiii
It sounds like someone autotuned my diarrhea.
I am so confused......
the end music makes me cringe
The best part was 0:00 - 0:15
The "captivating" beginning in its early stages.
The epitome of them being when he accidentally dropped them monitors
CYBER SIX?!? I FUCKING LOVED THAT SHOW
I was so bored that I was legitimately considering doing homework. Thank you for saving me, idu-b-b-b-z.
That shit belongs in Spencer's for 5 bucks.
In the back ;)
This thing is literally a shitty bulky version of a smartphone
if it was 30$ and did nothing but show me the time and the weather I'd legitimately buy it and have it on my table
unfortunately it's 200$ and has a bunch of worthless features
"smartphones are raping the yutes; all the yutes. especially the two yutes."
-My Cousin Vinnie
3:37
Holy fuck, why would they give a sharp ass block like that to a toddler?
I'd probably get one if it's like $30.
it's $200.
+keely thanks, it's not like I watched the video or anything
+Verexio ~sarcasm
Jason Ross pretty sure he was playing along
+Wisteria Berlitz it's 200
So it's a worse version of the Ouya.
Brother, you are a genius and a rare wit. You are better than the lot of them. A big fan.
This has one of my favorite outros to the series.
Idubbbz predicted his future hair style😳 1:01
3:42 She looks so pissed about that cube serving no prupose
iDubbbz should have played Willy Wonka instead of Jonny Depp, his giggle at the end was perfect.
how does a 6 side touch screen even work? u must touch it somewhere lol
Mobile Phone. Or a piece of shit heavy, expensive cube. Hmm gotta say it's a tough choice.
I feel like this is what youd end up with if you time travelled to 1988, explained to someone the concept of a smartphone, and then asked them to try to recreate it with their technology and limited understanding of its features.
Wait how the hell do you lose at snake if you never hit a side and die?
the original snake had no sides on the map, it was until you filled the screen or ran into your own snake. Also, that's how you win; you fill the whole cube, which is even more retarded than having no solid side snake.
...solid? Solid snake?
Metal Gear?!?!
LIQUID!!!
5 years later and you’re still not bald edupes
i love revisiting my childhood
8:14 I clicked on to that part randomly, I don't even know what to think of it.
The creator of the cube looks like that famous sketch drawing of the creepy man that tons of people say they saw in their dreams
@iDubbbztv we know you have an obsession with linustechtips it's okay
this looks pretty cool, like something from adventure time - although I agree with many other comments that a normal smartphone resolution option would have been good. i'd probably use this design mostly because it looks cool and to save battery though.
1:12 this dude would unironically look better bald
2011 was 4 years ago when this video came out. now in 2019 this video is 4 years old, god damn time flies
That guy really does look like him in 20 years
This really could have benefited from a set of high-resolution color screens. Sure, it'd still be highly impractical to use and way too big to be a true mobile device, but it sure would look pretty.
Its so fun, he could barely contain himself within his Russian monotone. He sounded like he hasn't moved on from the fall of the USSR
Whenever watching your videos I can never choose a video so I click one and spam clicking the "up next" video and see what I end up with
I am never disappointed
This may be a dumb project but you gotta admit it looks cool
I got an ad for this double neck flask thing that seems like it deserves a kickstarter crap of its own
It is useless but it looks cool
But we could actually use it in traffic as traffic lights u know. It could show the lights in every direction for every lane and it would look super dope
This shit better not get funded. Why would someone want this? Because it has 6 screens? Those 6 screens are pointless when the main selling points are that it's a clock, and that little kids can learn ABC's from it. $200 for a cube that will last a week until you set it down to hard and the fucking bottom screen shatters. Then you can have a $200 paperweight.
try 5 screens you will never be able to see all screens at once.
If you can't set things down like normal people is that the fault of the product?
IsoMacintosh If you can't see a product is just shitty and defend against a good point, is that the fault of a moron? Oh, wait. You answered already.
TopsideTag It's not a good point. You would have to basically smash it to break the screen.
that cube actually looks cool, snake with all the cube sides would be lit
3:46-4:18 Ian literally looks like Daniel Tosh from Tosh.o
Quoting Rifftrax - ''it will be fun for approximately... 3.7 seconds!''
How did he actually manage say “First 15 seconds” at exactly 0:15
Ikr
It’s basically a watered down Alexa. I kinda like the idea but it could have more features
if this succeeds, lots of people are going to live off of a god dang cube. It's sad.
Bacon Smoothy yes it is sad, but people are living off much worse also... and living well :\
It's like an early Google assistant/ Alexa type thing but ten times worse
8:18
MIDDLE-AGED BALDING MAN GOES INTO CARDIAC ARREST DURING RUclips VIDEO (NSFW)
one of the better ones featured on kickstarter crap, not kickstarter itself, but on kickstarter CRAP
Looks like a neat geek toy but the 300 dollar price is too high. 100 dollars would be more feasible for this.
And since when has dropping things had anything to do with the manufacturer? If you drop stuff just look in the mirror.
And this does not actually have touchscreens, it can just sense taps but not the location AFAIK.
How do you know what price it should be? The more shit in it and the price it takes to make depends on the price
It is 200 dollars, not 300 dollars
Shane Wicher The retail price was going to be 299 dollars.