Indiegogo Excrement - $2000 SJW Laptop

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  • Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @bryanpotts5594
    @bryanpotts5594 5 лет назад +6018

    I had a job that absolutely required a laptop. But, because it was needed, it was provided by the company.

    • @tenesol
      @tenesol 5 лет назад +107

      so much love 4 this comm.

    • @Hewhowantstoknow
      @Hewhowantstoknow 5 лет назад +45

      Dingdingdingding we have a winner!

    • @alikeelim-khadzhi2861
      @alikeelim-khadzhi2861 4 года назад +3

      @ɮօʊռċɛ օʄʄ have the same situation as OP. Software engineer job, in my case. Pays enough, I think.

    • @1queijocas
      @1queijocas 4 года назад +1

      @Fihlippe Luhis Do you really think that a company does not pay for its costs ? That would be wonderful if it were true, free money everyone

    • @FXFXFXFX
      @FXFXFXFX 4 года назад +23

      @Fihlippe Luhis lol the tax write off from a computer doesn't actually pay for the computer cost itself. I don't think you know how corporate taxes, or taxes work.

  • @erico1st
    @erico1st 7 лет назад +910

    For just $1999 you can spend a day with a stranger, as opposed to the $0 it costs to spend a day with a friend, what a deal!

    • @ZaWarubro
      @ZaWarubro 7 лет назад +13

      erico1st the fuck's a friend you heretic?

    • @UraniumReaperActual
      @UraniumReaperActual 3 года назад +3

      @@ZaWarubro imaginary varieties perhaps?

    • @seanvti
      @seanvti 3 года назад

      @@UraniumReaperActual what's an imaginary heretic?

    • @b0mazor
      @b0mazor 3 года назад +15

      You hang out with friends for free?!?

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 2 года назад +5

      @@b0mazor you hang out with friends?!

  • @jakelewis2267
    @jakelewis2267 6 лет назад +1805

    This video was before it’s time

  • @spodrs
    @spodrs 7 лет назад +2012

    i need 60,000,000 dollars to pay for my surgery, for i have pain of the chronic variety

    • @Glassee
      @Glassee 7 лет назад +63

      What about ur PTSD, anxiety, asthma, harthritis, speech impediment, crippling depression, and cancer? U need another 7 trillion for that

    • @aaravsharma4681
      @aaravsharma4681 7 лет назад +2

      SpoderJuan69 this is hilarious.😂

    • @Mendo_xd
      @Mendo_xd 7 лет назад +2

      XD

    • @艾可
      @艾可 7 лет назад

      SpoderJuan69 fuck off

    • @MrGanjaBandits
      @MrGanjaBandits 7 лет назад +1

      post the link I got you dude ✊️

  • @DrShaym
    @DrShaym 9 лет назад +3310

    Holy shit, so much arrogance and entitlement. "I deserve free shit! Give me money and I'll send you a picture of myself!"

    • @DrShaym
      @DrShaym 9 лет назад +250

      +StopMinecraftVIOLENCE You have "Minecraft" in your user name. Your argument is invalid.

    • @stopminecraftviolence5513
      @stopminecraftviolence5513 9 лет назад +36

      If you hadn't guessed from the massive red cross through the Minecraft logo, the words "BAN" crudely written on it or the fact that my account name claims to want to "Stop" "Minecraft", this account is for satirizing and annoying the moronic Minecraft community.
      Shit game too.

    • @ThEjOkErIsWiLd00
      @ThEjOkErIsWiLd00 9 лет назад +71

      +StopMinecraftVIOLENCE Keep fighting...the....... good............. fight?

    • @stopminecraftviolence5513
      @stopminecraftviolence5513 9 лет назад +5

      Absolutely. SOLDIERS OF THE REVOLUTION, UNITE!

    • @ThEjOkErIsWiLd00
      @ThEjOkErIsWiLd00 9 лет назад +132

      lol, you took me seriously? In case it flew over your head, lemme spell it out for you: why don't you go and join a cause that will actually affect something, because your piddly little crusade against Minecraft is goning to do exactly jack fucking shit against such a massively popular game.

  • @elmerjfapp5730
    @elmerjfapp5730 7 лет назад +1639

    my 3000$ refurbished toshiba satellite is the only reason i still have my job at whole foods

  • @tittymilk279
    @tittymilk279 7 лет назад +4049

    "Yeah I have social anxiety" "Hey if you give me $1,999 as a complete stranger come and spend an entire day with me."

    • @billanderson5580
      @billanderson5580 7 лет назад +301

      Your icon makes this so much better

    • @casadilla111
      @casadilla111 7 лет назад +244

      Logan S Not to mention "disabled," funny how she didn't mention the limitations of her disability when referencing the date... Plus PTSD, but you can spend the whole day with her doing whatever you want "within reason." So no limitations despite all her victimhood...

    • @sparkproof5160
      @sparkproof5160 7 лет назад +18

      www.gofundme.com/white-privileged-boy at least that one is honest lol

    • @skeebisyeet3433
      @skeebisyeet3433 7 лет назад +45

      There's lots of different levels of social anxiety, most people with it would be down to hang out with 1 person for 2,000$

    • @thetobester795
      @thetobester795 7 лет назад +35

      It's still contradictory.

  • @Butlerboy
    @Butlerboy 5 лет назад +566

    It's sad because after everything they actually ended up with getting $1,336..

    • @mattbounds
      @mattbounds 5 лет назад +124

      So sad, she just needed one more dollar to reach True Gamer status...

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 4 года назад +77

      he*
      At least I'm pretty sure.

    • @mattbounds
      @mattbounds 4 года назад +43

      @@PANZERFAUST90 She's a trans woman, so she's a she.

    • @alterego9791
      @alterego9791 4 года назад +119

      @@mattbounds he*

    • @TheCapitalWanderer
      @TheCapitalWanderer 4 года назад +67

      it*
      he aint human

  • @paulb2298
    @paulb2298 7 лет назад +2640

    I need $2 so I can have $2

    • @shamboozler566
      @shamboozler566 6 лет назад +49

      Paul Brooks link ur paypal, i'll send it to u

    • @danteodoru192
      @danteodoru192 6 лет назад

      Lol

    • @slothc
      @slothc 6 лет назад +18

      I just dropped 300$ on a steering wheel, can I have some money since I'm now 400$ in debt?

    • @RichardCox0
      @RichardCox0 6 лет назад +1

      a noble cause

    • @brendanwillett3772
      @brendanwillett3772 6 лет назад

      Deal

  • @freddieberdan6760
    @freddieberdan6760 7 лет назад +1732

    i dont have any arms or legs, i'm typing this comment by slamming my nose into the keyboard wheres my laptop

    • @moonshine7064
      @moonshine7064 7 лет назад +59

      i think you should stick with computers. you don't need laptops. umm they .. they are called "lap"tops. so uhh it isn't gon work.

    • @playerjuan77
      @playerjuan77 7 лет назад +37

      How did you type an apostrophe without pushing shift

    • @theshapetv9203
      @theshapetv9203 7 лет назад +25

      Player Juan his boogers helped

    • @loweffortproductions1985
      @loweffortproductions1985 7 лет назад +4

      If you don't have any limbs, why would you WANT a device designed for fingers and hands?

    • @slushyjarl5486
      @slushyjarl5486 7 лет назад

      I get it's a joke buuuut even windows 7 had built in voice commands, clunky though they may be.

  • @Carnyzzle
    @Carnyzzle 5 лет назад +286

    I'm oppressed, I would really like a 2080 Ti for 3d modelling, definitely not using it for playing games.

    • @bigfarter99
      @bigfarter99 4 года назад +7

      yeah two 2080 TI's running in SLI with a xeon processor used for 'only' 3d modelling

    • @lucasc5622
      @lucasc5622 4 года назад

      blender is super optimised, you could run it on anything

    • @idkafknhandlebrah
      @idkafknhandlebrah 4 года назад +1

      Yeah please feel bad for me strangers cuz I’m a weak little bitch who can’t handle day to day life

    • @okidokiliteratureclub706
      @okidokiliteratureclub706 Год назад

      @@lucasc5622 except Radeon cards hahaha

  • @thatsbananas6547
    @thatsbananas6547 7 лет назад +1628

    I'm gay, have back pain, and have PTSD from when I dropped my hot Pocket

    • @lukedoofenshmirtz6144
      @lukedoofenshmirtz6144 6 лет назад +72

      know im 3 months late, but did you get the back pain from bending your back to pick it up?

    • @mattesses70
      @mattesses70 6 лет назад +21

      Luke Burriesci no he got fucked in the ass, it’s unrelated

    • @Emppu_T.
      @Emppu_T. 6 лет назад +3

      Poor soul

    • @shanelinklater413
      @shanelinklater413 6 лет назад

      Temporary name r

    • @vladfromyourtube
      @vladfromyourtube 6 лет назад +1

      Langhope Aaah, yes! The Trifecta!

  • @skiz_mite8786
    @skiz_mite8786 6 лет назад +1671

    "For $1 I will send you a selfie of me" yet her pic on the kickstarter page is a selfie

    • @geezburgers
      @geezburgers 6 лет назад +96

      skiz _mite Its probably a printout, to make a cum tribute.

    • @LocoMe4u
      @LocoMe4u 6 лет назад +85

      *His pic

    • @grahampeters91
      @grahampeters91 6 лет назад +8

      Under a bridge too far its pic*

    • @elmersglue8723
      @elmersglue8723 5 лет назад +17

      his

    • @Patchy23
      @Patchy23 5 лет назад +8

      What she doesn't tell you is thats just for the action. It's gonna cost you a dollar for her to take her phone out, another dollar to take the picture, another dollar for her to send it (plus however much it costs to send a package to your house from hers)

  • @AdaGonzalez42
    @AdaGonzalez42 7 лет назад +1648

    Damn, this video feels like it was released just yesterday. What we do here is go back.

  • @EMETRL
    @EMETRL 5 лет назад +300

    "the hunger games of victimhood"
    I'm gonna use that one. *yoink*

  • @IronPiedmont
    @IronPiedmont 7 лет назад +836

    I have to wear glasses, give me $100,000 so I can buy contacts.

    • @Xenon1825
      @Xenon1825 7 лет назад +3

      IronPiedmont1996
      Brilliant.

    • @IronPiedmont
      @IronPiedmont 7 лет назад +3

      Yeah, not my best joke.

    • @dhhayden
      @dhhayden 6 лет назад

      Why not Lasik instead

    • @booby6232
      @booby6232 6 лет назад +1

      No cuz u no has vegene

    • @Walter_
      @Walter_ 5 лет назад +1

      My roblox character died, can i have at least 900,000 robux?

  • @Eeeemomo
    @Eeeemomo 6 лет назад +3435

    $10 says she just “identifies” as disabled

    • @henry55430
      @henry55430 5 лет назад +138

      You'd be $10 richer :)

    • @MitchellGWhitehead
      @MitchellGWhitehead 5 лет назад +5

      Lololololol

    • @bigmac7077
      @bigmac7077 5 лет назад +122

      10$ says she’s actually disabled I mean she said she’s trans for god sake

    • @userfriendly9794
      @userfriendly9794 5 лет назад +73

      >she
      ... Lol

    • @alphamale4377
      @alphamale4377 5 лет назад +10

      Haha lol when she’s older she’ll fake being disabled for benefits lmao

  • @calvinc7196
    @calvinc7196 8 лет назад +337

    *takes a picture in a cafe where coffees cost $8 and a small donut is called a pastry and sold for $6*
    "Please I need money in this cruel ableistic world please send help"

  • @DreamPhreak
    @DreamPhreak 6 лет назад +333

    4 years later, doesn't have a podcast. Not that anyone would want to listen to her shit, but she didn't even try.

  • @xTravisMarx
    @xTravisMarx 7 лет назад +3113

    excellent poem Dubbz

    • @frontendclerk
      @frontendclerk 7 лет назад +6

      Travis Marx Dubbbz

    • @xTravisMarx
      @xTravisMarx 7 лет назад +6

      Ah ok so it's Dubbbbz

    • @xTravisMarx
      @xTravisMarx 7 лет назад +2

      Lmao I love your response 😂😂😂

    • @helheimrgaming2547
      @helheimrgaming2547 7 лет назад +1

      Travis Marx are you in any way related to my buddy Karl? Karl Marx?

    • @xTravisMarx
      @xTravisMarx 7 лет назад +1

      Nah but big fan of *some* of his philosophies!

  • @RileyGoss
    @RileyGoss 8 лет назад +2763

    Her parents must be so disappointed.

  • @SAVUFILMS
    @SAVUFILMS 6 лет назад +2401

    Her being disabled is an insult to the word disability

  • @bigman94755
    @bigman94755 6 лет назад +1759

    People are roasting her but she’s actually really smart, and I’m gonna do the same. I want a new car, and instead of working I’m gonna put on a wig and go in indigogo and say that I’m a trans-woman who is being oppressed by society, and that I need a new car to drive around because when I walk I am constantly getting oppressed. I’ll ask for 20k, and the SJWs won’t even blink an eye before they donate to me. Brilliant.

    • @ivanklaric4004
      @ivanklaric4004 5 лет назад +53

      Did you succeed?

    • @Angryegg387
      @Angryegg387 5 лет назад +73

      i would also like to know if this is a working formula

    • @andysux1
      @andysux1 5 лет назад +7

      Smart

    • @doncornetto
      @doncornetto 5 лет назад +149

      I need a new supra so I can outrun opression

    • @luca_uy6529
      @luca_uy6529 5 лет назад +17

      @@doncornetto
      >supra
      Fucking AE86 squad boiiiii

  • @Nikke-nn5mn
    @Nikke-nn5mn 7 лет назад +3029

    i am a gay, trans, disabled, special snowflake and i need 3000$ to buy an intel i7 6950x, titan X pascal PC so i can get a job.

    • @ajitihaveamicropenispai9788
      @ajitihaveamicropenispai9788 7 лет назад +85

      Nikke 2800 leave a link fellow snowflake... I'll donate 5000 USD, It's not much but it's all I have :(

    • @sbrazenor2
      @sbrazenor2 7 лет назад +68

      That's a peasant's rig. You're not going to get a job unless you have a Xeon based system that costs as much as a new car to build. LOL :)

    • @quintonthevillain2745
      @quintonthevillain2745 7 лет назад +38

      Ye forgot to mention triple SLI ya fucking peasant!

    • @drunkenwhaler9507
      @drunkenwhaler9507 7 лет назад +16

      Stop oppressing us drops of acid rain you piece of shit!

    • @Nanaba101
      @Nanaba101 7 лет назад +3

      What is Life dude he's joking 😂

  • @miguelpereira9859
    @miguelpereira9859 7 лет назад +2014

    Guys, I am suffering from depression, please give me a new GTX 1080... to work.

  • @joem8728
    @joem8728 6 лет назад +893

    Her job is posting on buzzfeed

    • @nghtspawn651
      @nghtspawn651 5 лет назад +38

      "her"

    • @sergiyrizenko7335
      @sergiyrizenko7335 5 лет назад +44

      @@nghtspawn651 its

    • @elmersglue8723
      @elmersglue8723 5 лет назад +18

      his

    • @sergiyrizenko7335
      @sergiyrizenko7335 5 лет назад +20

      @@elmersglue8723 he no longer deserves a name he is no longer human and therefore needs to be called it's so we can never be associated with it.

    • @omgitsaidsyay
      @omgitsaidsyay 5 лет назад

      I thought they were a writer for Vox.

  • @lininskicorbo2444
    @lininskicorbo2444 6 лет назад +235

    Pain of the chronic variety..... comedy gold

  • @FTWGamerTrue
    @FTWGamerTrue 9 лет назад +1906

    my indiegogo: I need a small loan of 1 million dollars to build a wall around mexico

    • @Rando2930
      @Rando2930 9 лет назад +23

      +FTWGamer I've had a hard life. It's not been easy for me.

    • @Rando2930
      @Rando2930 9 лет назад +6

      Milk Drinking Badass You've had an easy life compared to me. As a cis white male, I needed the small loan of a million dollars more than you do. Kappa

    • @raptorjesus3894
      @raptorjesus3894 8 лет назад +1

      +FTWGamer I bet most white Americans would fund you

    • @raptorjesus3894
      @raptorjesus3894 8 лет назад

      ***** No but a stereotypical American (since they obviously represent ALL Americans) would say that, they do not like people crossing the border into their country

    • @BleachedDylan
      @BleachedDylan 8 лет назад +1

      +FTWGamer Trump is that you?

  • @frankhamilton8840
    @frankhamilton8840 7 лет назад +572

    Dang Want that selfie
    But alas,
    I cannot afford 26.95

  • @AstraVex
    @AstraVex 8 лет назад +1744

    If she needs a new laptop, how did she type out that kickstarter campaign?!

    • @DyoKasparov
      @DyoKasparov 8 лет назад +128

      +AstraVex with her old one

    • @Chainsawmila
      @Chainsawmila 8 лет назад +259

      with her 10 million dollar phone

    • @luisgonzalez5482
      @luisgonzalez5482 8 лет назад +126

      With a small loan of a million dollars, she bought a gold laptop for display, and used it only once, and now needs money for the real deal.

    • @AveraSix
      @AveraSix 8 лет назад +20

      Library

    • @XycoManiac
      @XycoManiac 8 лет назад +16

      a phone

  • @mathiasvoorhees6232
    @mathiasvoorhees6232 5 лет назад +249

    Holy shit that was a good poem.

  • @uprize8943
    @uprize8943 7 лет назад +3536

    isnt a $2000 SJW Laptop just a macbook?

    • @MegaPickleguy
      @MegaPickleguy 7 лет назад +142

      lool I bet she's a fuckin commie too

    • @localcrackhead2904
      @localcrackhead2904 7 лет назад +108

      No, atleast MacBooks can get things done unlike her.

    • @monethwow
      @monethwow 7 лет назад +28

      @argf i may hate macbooks but don't compare shit to worse shit to even worse shit

    • @maxcobra12
      @maxcobra12 7 лет назад +25

      macbooks cant do SHIT

    • @exedra8649
      @exedra8649 7 лет назад +15

      pre-2014 they used to be OK since with a few deals you could get some value for what you spent on it but after that they're simply bad and overpriced and have pretty much no redeeming features.

  • @IAmNumber4000
    @IAmNumber4000 8 лет назад +1336

    For $1800 you could get an Alienware 17 laptop. The fuck is she going to be doing on this laptop? Rendering Pixar's movies for them?

    • @AnnoyingOrange420
      @AnnoyingOrange420 8 лет назад +180

      Probably buying a Mac

    • @IAmNumber4000
      @IAmNumber4000 8 лет назад +89

      ***** That's true. Dear lord are Macs overpriced.

    • @meh855
      @meh855 8 лет назад +6

      An Alienware 17 laptop costs about $13.000 where I live ;~;

    • @jase7401
      @jase7401 8 лет назад +82

      +- Roger - 13 dollars?

    • @meh855
      @meh855 8 лет назад +8

      Jason Almeida We use another currency here, but no. $13000,00.

  • @karenblan4505
    @karenblan4505 7 лет назад +848

    I have *crippling depression.* Buy me some *osteoporosis.*

    • @tcaac915
      @tcaac915 6 лет назад +12

      emo bandito K giv me ur roblox password

    • @cathallawlor989
      @cathallawlor989 6 лет назад +1

      TCAAC The Top Commenter lemme help you with that, free robux

    • @beargrills3508
      @beargrills3508 6 лет назад

      You forgot to mention that you're also *gay* (It's that idubbz meme, btw).

    • @legendarypinkies5531
      @legendarypinkies5531 6 лет назад

      Ur da best

  • @b.w.22
    @b.w.22 2 года назад +28

    Gosh - a series on “where are they now?” on these folks would be so great, from Dayron Aryas to the big lemon house to sjw computer herself.

  • @SatanIsSextingMe
    @SatanIsSextingMe 7 лет назад +3468

    the laptop I'm using cost $1600 less than that, and miraculously I'm still alive

    • @theashennamedjerry3203
      @theashennamedjerry3203 7 лет назад +46

      I did it for the cat girls So did I.

    • @SABOTAGEit
      @SABOTAGEit 7 лет назад +43

      The laptop I'm using cost me $300. lol

    • @markbjerreskovlarsen6057
      @markbjerreskovlarsen6057 7 лет назад +11

      mine cost 100€

    • @bums009
      @bums009 7 лет назад +15

      I did it for the cat girls Exactly I got a refurbished one for £220 from Ebay would have paid £299 for it new

    • @Arado159
      @Arado159 7 лет назад +20

      Using a $30 laptop. It runs 720p youtube videos pretty well, except for
      60fps ones, though even those can run if I have no other shit running in the background.

  • @musicaccount3340
    @musicaccount3340 7 лет назад +1430

    Whenever someone claims they have a PTSD, I imagine them serving in Vietnam and watching their friends die from jungle traps.

    • @mr_misfortune
      @mr_misfortune 7 лет назад +141

      Roman Soloduhin i agree, but not all cases of PTSD are war based.

    • @luismoreno4387
      @luismoreno4387 7 лет назад +9

      .

    • @IEversmann1
      @IEversmann1 7 лет назад +29

      Joker, The Wild Card ya don't say

    • @Petyo11
      @Petyo11 7 лет назад +156

      Roman Soloduhin I just image they had a moment when they checked their pocket for their phone but it wasn't there.

    • @trippingkanga134
      @trippingkanga134 7 лет назад +6

      Now I can only see that

  • @roxanne4820
    @roxanne4820 6 лет назад +3733

    I would literally pay to watch idubbbz insult SJW's for hours

    • @azerithboxxed4339
      @azerithboxxed4339 5 лет назад +92

      You are doing it for free right now

    • @SoupSackHandle
      @SoupSackHandle 5 лет назад +82

      I would pay to see Idubbbz and Ben Shapiro meet up and just shit-talk SJW’s

    • @bjt7349
      @bjt7349 5 лет назад +40

      @@SoupSackHandle throw Alex Jones into the boat too

    • @prunusserrulata6303
      @prunusserrulata6303 5 лет назад +73

      @@SoupSackHandle Ben Shapiro is a big stupid doofus though

    • @gunargundarson1626
      @gunargundarson1626 5 лет назад +20

      @@prunusserrulata6303 now now Charlie. Was that a LIE?

  • @NinjaKuma
    @NinjaKuma 7 лет назад +1446

    I worked 2 jobs while studying full at uni. I didn't have a laptop because I didn't need one...

    • @nightmarepotato5000
      @nightmarepotato5000 7 лет назад +14

      Ninja Kuma - Let's Plays, Reactions, Meme's Fair enough

    • @Love-Lagoon
      @Love-Lagoon 7 лет назад +60

      Ninja Kuma - Let's Plays, Reactions, Meme's my college actually requires us to have tablets or iPads. Pretty annoying if you ask me.

    • @purplehaze6910
      @purplehaze6910 7 лет назад +14

      If my college made us get a laptop, I'd get the one where it only teaches you from A-Z

    • @jak3y369
      @jak3y369 6 лет назад +4

      Ninja Kuma - Let's Plays, Reactions, Meme's went to Uni and still puts meme's instead of memes smh

    • @crowleon6174
      @crowleon6174 6 лет назад +8

      Jakey don't forget they also had two jobs as well. Never mind a full time job is 8 hours so two would be 16 plus time a University. I think what they were trying to say is they had two "part time" jobs. Congratulations you're just like many others and deserve a cookie. :P

  • @InfiniteDarkMass
    @InfiniteDarkMass 4 года назад +59

    Can't believe she's not vegan. Peta, get on this case immediately!

  • @lilturk726
    @lilturk726 9 лет назад +807

    So I've been doing the wrong thing for the past decade?! I've actually been _getting up and going to work_ when I should have been begging for money on crowd funding websites.

    • @lilturk726
      @lilturk726 9 лет назад +37

      *****
      You're a genius! Begging for money takes little to no effort whatsoever, it's a perfect job to have on the side.

    • @TheNotoriousSAD
      @TheNotoriousSAD 8 лет назад +3

      A perfect job to have!... Besides, y'know... A real job lol

    • @dgurevich1
      @dgurevich1 8 лет назад +2

      +lilturk726 I wonder if you have to pay taxes on that...

    • @lilturk726
      @lilturk726 8 лет назад +1

      Dima Gurevich
      That's a good question...
      I'd assume good ol' Uncle Sam (or his over seas equivalent) would want his piece of your pie.

    • @plot6520
      @plot6520 8 лет назад

      +lilturk726 Yes.

  • @Fuyu_Sei12
    @Fuyu_Sei12 8 лет назад +86

    "Hey I am a (insert tumblr sjw gender and sexuality here) and I suffer from PTSD, depression, AIDS, chronic pain and EVERY TYPE OF CAMCER please give me money."
    - internet beggar

    • @chris2901
      @chris2901 7 лет назад

      Fuyu_Seishin12 ---to buy an iPhone

  • @BobGeanis
    @BobGeanis 7 лет назад +1035

    my stepdad welds metal while streaming porn

    • @howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437
      @howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437 7 лет назад +4

      MacDee The Executioner I fucking find that sexy as

    • @LaParanoiaDeAlan
      @LaParanoiaDeAlan 7 лет назад +34

      MacDee The Executioner Once I was welding and fucking a girl in the ass at the same time.

    • @clutch1141
      @clutch1141 7 лет назад +16

      MacDee The Executioner. Welders have longer rods

    • @slowralious3446
      @slowralious3446 7 лет назад +2

      MacDee The Executioner dude, nice

    • @martineriksson03
      @martineriksson03 7 лет назад +13

      My friend used to show us (me and my other friends) porn he found on his brother's pc via skype (you know, share screen)

  • @jaz02
    @jaz02 Год назад +19

    This video has aged like a fine wine

  • @aiden-hq9wu
    @aiden-hq9wu 7 лет назад +268

    2000! I'm watching on a $120 computer

    • @christopherquinn6188
      @christopherquinn6188 7 лет назад +16

      Go for at least $300, that laptop will only last you a year or two

    • @angelomeza4769
      @angelomeza4769 7 лет назад +3

      Im on a free windows xp

    • @Hanlb
      @Hanlb 6 лет назад +3

      I'm watching on a android phone m8

    • @ghostoflazlo
      @ghostoflazlo 6 лет назад +1

      A tablet and a keyboard. Seriously

    • @daltonbecker4494
      @daltonbecker4494 6 лет назад +4

      I got this PC for free, my Dad took it from his office because it was obsolete, works fine for me.

  • @daikaijuzilla
    @daikaijuzilla 7 лет назад +348

    "Victim Hunger Games" you mean Tumblr?

    • @handsomegrinch6279
      @handsomegrinch6279 7 лет назад +28

      Daikaiju Danielle if only there was a way to favorite a comment

  • @jacksimms401
    @jacksimms401 8 лет назад +329

    Tumblr finally found its way onto other parts of the Internet

    • @MisterBones2910
      @MisterBones2910 8 лет назад +31

      It's been on RUclips for years.

    • @blyat4842
      @blyat4842 8 лет назад

      Tumbler also made its way onto the main stream political seen as well

    • @lbutl2561
      @lbutl2561 8 лет назад

      +Not A Particularly Remarkable Brick Its like cancer, spreading across the Internet, infecting diseases, qnd destroying everything and everyone with common sense.

    • @thepariah3516
      @thepariah3516 8 лет назад +4

      Like cancer spreading to the other organs.

    • @crusty.kamikaze
      @crusty.kamikaze 8 лет назад +10

      The disease is spreading

  • @jamesmccarthy9056
    @jamesmccarthy9056 5 лет назад +65

    "The hunger games of victimhood"
    Ian, stop giving them ideas.

  • @blockhead134
    @blockhead134 7 лет назад +707

    You made me realise something
    The people who have problems like missing limbs or crippling birth defects never complain
    The people who have self-diagnosed, psudeo-scientific mental disorders make sure that everyone knows and feels bad for them

    • @sergiofrinchezki9089
      @sergiofrinchezki9089 7 лет назад +14

      I guess it's because they feel it's not obvious enough.
      If you suffer from mental problems, damn I feel for you just don't whine and make a big deal about it.

    • @foxcheetah6035
      @foxcheetah6035 7 лет назад +25

      Yes, but the people with actual diagnosed, real mental disorders never complained, either. I have ADHD, yet I seldom cry about it. To me, it's just part of who I am.

    • @vane909090
      @vane909090 7 лет назад +11

      Pretty sure they're aware they're scamming people. Fuck these scum, but moreso fuck the retards that fund them,

    • @PurplePoppyAnimator
      @PurplePoppyAnimator 7 лет назад +13

      Because actually suffering from a disability and not being able to do anything about it feels fucking awful. Meanwhile these cunts play up their self diagnosed diseases for attention. knowing *FULL* well they can just change their minds any day and the disorder is "magically" gone.

    • @Marshmallow_Trees
      @Marshmallow_Trees 7 лет назад +7

      +Blockhead134
      I have bipolar disorder as well as PTSD (bad genes with a frightening childhood and an unbelievably fucked up father), but I've worked hard for years to learn how to manage it. I'm proud of that fact.
      And a big part of learning to live with my disorders was to separate myself from my illnesses. I'm not PTSD, I'm not BPD. So...why mention it? I don't mean usual support from groups and therapists and close family/friends. I mean using it as an excuse, carrying the around my neck like a cross. There's other beautiful things in life than wallowing in the cards I was dealt in the past.
      This person has a lot of personal work to do.

  • @funwillfunwill
    @funwillfunwill 8 лет назад +204

    She's the reason the "entitled liberal" stereotype exists

    • @funwillfunwill
      @funwillfunwill 8 лет назад +10

      AlphonsePride aren't those synonyms

    • @manboutuomaeley4311
      @manboutuomaeley4311 8 лет назад

      Will Harvey does that go on apples?

    • @hi_elyse
      @hi_elyse 7 лет назад +5

      To be fair, at least only a small portion of people make this stereotype exist, meanwhile the "Conservative Neo-Nazi" stereotype is reinforced by almost all conservatives

    • @hi_elyse
      @hi_elyse 7 лет назад +4

      If you think this has anything to do with buzzfeed, you're an absolute moron.

    • @funwillfunwill
      @funwillfunwill 7 лет назад +12

      +Sombra Most of the right wing are just normal people. It's the alt-right that are neonazis.

  • @oyaswmi558
    @oyaswmi558 8 лет назад +762

    Wait a second, if she didn't have a laptop already, then how the fuck did she post this?

    • @JMPERager
      @JMPERager 8 лет назад +230

      Stop oppressing her!!!

    • @megavidaeos
      @megavidaeos 8 лет назад +103

      Don't question her you sexist homophobic transphobic piece of shite!

    • @howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437
      @howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437 8 лет назад +7

      But, its oppiset day

    • @dfmh1
      @dfmh1 8 лет назад +29

      Library computer, friend/relative's computer.

    • @kato093
      @kato093 8 лет назад +6

      +dfmh1 nah "it" just wants a new one cuz the one "it" has is already 3 months old and you know you cant do shit with a laptop that old! Also "it" already buys the new iphone every 6 months and other overpriced apple shit like mac shit should be bought by strangers for strangers! Cuz they are poor victims of society! Ffs how can society be so cruel to not let that poor thing buy all "it" wants?? credit card debt is patriarchy! Trans people should have the right to get all they want without any repercussions! Thats opression!

  • @lemoncardboard4877
    @lemoncardboard4877 5 лет назад +191

    You see this, and then you see homeless retired marines that simply refuse amy form of money.

    • @jessegardner33
      @jessegardner33 4 года назад +36

      I've never seen a homeless *anything* refuse money. His sacrifices for his country sure as shit aren't getting him food. I had a homeless airforce vet try to sell me his old uniform out of a shopping cart he stole while he complained about how his wife was too much of a burden so he had to leave her and go be homeless by himself. I couldn't buy anything from him as I'm not too well off myself, but the few dollars I offered instead of buying his uniform got snatched up real fast.

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 4 года назад +14

      lol two lemons here
      wtf?

    • @Penshraf
      @Penshraf 4 года назад

      @@PANZERFAUST90 out of all things that concerns u?

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 4 года назад +2

      @@Penshraf 🍋🙃

    • @wutangdan320
      @wutangdan320 4 года назад +13

      Ah yes, the homeless retired marines that refuse any money are just everywhere. Cant go to a place without seeing them

  • @snapback701
    @snapback701 10 лет назад +2670

    ur opresing me!!!!11

    • @iDubbbzTV
      @iDubbbzTV  10 лет назад +314

      sorry snap black.

    • @poopdump2
      @poopdump2 10 лет назад +9

      MrPagwon ur cps l0ck 1s 0pr£s1ng m1

    • @noahyoung3503
      @noahyoung3503 10 лет назад +1

      iDubbbzTV
      WOAH Racist much?

    • @kf.m686
      @kf.m686 8 лет назад +4

      Jesus the people in this chain can't handle jokes.

    • @Relaxe1
      @Relaxe1 8 лет назад

      +Doge Bag ikr.

  • @byzantiumbyzantineempireea3690
    @byzantiumbyzantineempireea3690 6 лет назад +2354

    Of course she lives in California.....

    • @brandongutierrez3353
      @brandongutierrez3353 6 лет назад +126

      of course she is white

    • @tcaac915
      @tcaac915 6 лет назад +32

      Byzantium/Byzantine empire/Eastern Roman Empire At least she ain't from Jersey

    • @aidenparrill6087
      @aidenparrill6087 6 лет назад +1

      Byzantium/Byzantine empire/Eastern Roman Empire true

    • @DaybreakPT
      @DaybreakPT 6 лет назад +150

      "she"
      I can clearly see it's a dude with a red wig who think they're a girl on a whim and they're pissy when the world doesn't revolve around their warped worldview.

    • @thelonewanderer420
      @thelonewanderer420 6 лет назад +41

      -California the dick of the states

  • @carlamisial9790
    @carlamisial9790 10 лет назад +131

    You responded my life is complete

    • @iDubbbzTV
      @iDubbbzTV  10 лет назад +280

      no i didn't.

    • @MadWasp01
      @MadWasp01 10 лет назад +7

      iDubbbzTV woops.

    • @yanick0207
      @yanick0207 8 лет назад +4

      wat

    • @daddyhoyabembe3768
      @daddyhoyabembe3768 8 лет назад

      +TheMadWasp omg lol

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 8 лет назад +1

      I think you made him commit suicide. Tnx idubbbzI'm going to KEEM AND THE WHOLEEE WORLD WILL KNOW

  • @yourneighbour5738
    @yourneighbour5738 5 лет назад +45

    They probably had PTSD from waiting at McDonalds past 5 minutes for a burger

  • @deadeyedblack2350
    @deadeyedblack2350 8 лет назад +1584

    I'm black, have low income and depression can I have free laptop plz

    • @vesuvyan
      @vesuvyan 7 лет назад +45

      yes

    • @EveryPixelMatters
      @EveryPixelMatters 7 лет назад +68

      Welfare my dude.

    • @Rale881
      @Rale881 7 лет назад +10

      I'm crippled, can I have a free PC with monitor? Not a laptop.

    • @deadeyedblack2350
      @deadeyedblack2350 7 лет назад +21

      Acquired laptop. Thx 4 support bb's

    • @Void-uj7jd
      @Void-uj7jd 7 лет назад +19

      > Acquired
      > Stolen

  • @kaihtheloner
    @kaihtheloner 8 лет назад +261

    A cheap laptop can be had for $200. But $2000 😂😂😂😂 WTF

    • @janiceshore142
      @janiceshore142 7 лет назад +14

      kaihtheloner I bought the cheapest laptop possible even though I'm a student in the medical field. To bad I didn't know all I needed to do was make a go fund me and take goofy pictures for patrons.

    • @kaihtheloner
      @kaihtheloner 7 лет назад

      Janice Shore xD

    • @howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437
      @howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437 7 лет назад +3

      kaihtheloner
      Don't forget that
      *A S M R*

    • @KFCMayn
      @KFCMayn 7 лет назад +9

      With $2000 you could buy a badass fucken PC..... Not a shit laptop

    • @englishfury1544
      @englishfury1544 7 лет назад +2

      Built my fairly beefy rig for $1500

  • @cassandra5322
    @cassandra5322 7 лет назад +113

    I have crippling oppression.

    • @tinyrick6482
      @tinyrick6482 7 лет назад +1

      and i have osteoporosis.

    • @jake-jk8rj
      @jake-jk8rj 7 лет назад +1

      cassandra5322 and I'm homosexual.

  • @Makatosh
    @Makatosh 5 лет назад +308

    Can't believe this Indiegogo campaign reached over a thousand dollars 🤣

    • @Unknown-zn8cg
      @Unknown-zn8cg 5 лет назад +19

      E P W the person who posted it will get what’s coming to him. The Kickstarter was a blatant scam.

    • @iforgot1135
      @iforgot1135 4 года назад +3

      Unknown lol wtf? Him? Why would it be a guy

    • @marhabacarpet8593
      @marhabacarpet8593 4 года назад +27

      @@iforgot1135 cause it's a guy

    • @pyrrehraus6571
      @pyrrehraus6571 4 года назад +7

      @@iforgot1135
      because "trans"

    • @kujikawathemeekmage3640
      @kujikawathemeekmage3640 4 года назад +5

      Voidrive ‣ - you shouldn’t phrase it like trans people don’t exist

  • @anonymousone6250
    @anonymousone6250 7 лет назад +711

    can i haz smol loan of a melion dolerz plz i ned quantam computar

  • @genericnamewithnumbers8537
    @genericnamewithnumbers8537 7 лет назад +531

    my brother ate the last slice of pizza that is sexist I'm so oppressed

    • @swilliams3252
      @swilliams3252 7 лет назад +2

      You know that's real funny. Not an SJW but these comments are getting old.

    • @jedimasterkac3437
      @jedimasterkac3437 7 лет назад +6

      Swilliams Of course the comments are getting old...literally. You had to bother with a SIX month old comment.

    • @RamkrishanYT
      @RamkrishanYT 6 лет назад +1

      Don't forget how that gave you PTSD

  • @redavatar
    @redavatar 9 лет назад +257

    A $2000 SJW laptop? Isn't that called a Macbook Pro?

  • @sanguinor5609
    @sanguinor5609 2 года назад +18

    Hope his missus doesn’t see this. Might have to get the cops to do a welfare check.

  • @firstnamelastname-oy7es
    @firstnamelastname-oy7es 8 лет назад +337

    Laptops usually don't cost $2000, in fact, very few laptops cost that much money.I can only really think of the Mac, or Alien-ware, and other overpriced brands. You always pay way over the odds for those things.

    • @llibertyGamer
      @llibertyGamer 8 лет назад +1

      Get a cheap Dell or something and add more RAM yourself and you'll be better off.

    • @luisgonzalez5482
      @luisgonzalez5482 8 лет назад +6

      +llibertyGamer had an AMD HP laptop that worked better than a desktop I had at the time (two years ago) 3.5 quad core, 16GB RAM, etc. got it for like 225$ lolz

    • @slayertakim1
      @slayertakim1 8 лет назад

      +Luis Gonzalez Seriously....thats amazing o.o

    • @luisgonzalez5482
      @luisgonzalez5482 8 лет назад

      +slayertakim1 oh yeah, heh, it usually would handle anything I threw at it.

    • @Unsyncable223
      @Unsyncable223 8 лет назад

      thats fucking impresive

  • @theemojimovie1025
    @theemojimovie1025 7 лет назад +349

    I want a SJW compooter.
    But Alas,
    I cannot afford 26.75

    • @K0ester
      @K0ester 6 лет назад +3

      Fail, wasn't as funny because it was wrong

    • @David_Ace_Rej_Ollsan
      @David_Ace_Rej_Ollsan 6 лет назад +2

      Wasn't funny because you copied someone else and failed.

    • @quamne
      @quamne 6 лет назад

      i dont get the joke

  • @thehombreman
    @thehombreman 7 лет назад +185

    Why does this chick sound like the con artist fish from spongebob

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 6 лет назад +28

      Carlos Maldonado maybe her disability is Glass Bones and Paper Skin

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 6 лет назад

      Is her skin made of paper?

    • @orchidforpresident
      @orchidforpresident 6 лет назад +3

      Super Cosmic Mutant Honey Candle Squid
      No, her brain is.

    • @LocoMe4u
      @LocoMe4u 6 лет назад +1

      Cause it was born with testicles...!?

    • @LukeBeadles
      @LukeBeadles 6 лет назад +1

      No, tennisballs.
      I'm sorry.
      No I'm not.

  • @harmlessbystander621
    @harmlessbystander621 4 года назад +638

    I’m still waiting for my white privilege to finally get me a million dollar house and car

    • @heehoohehehe1267
      @heehoohehehe1267 4 года назад +84

      I'm still waiting to be oppressed for being Black an Mexican. Never seen a bit of it.

    • @Sasukex1337
      @Sasukex1337 4 года назад +43

      You need to attend your first few Klan rallies first

    • @harmlessbystander621
      @harmlessbystander621 4 года назад +14

      PurpleDjango ah, makes sense

    • @aldenfriend200
      @aldenfriend200 4 года назад +1

      Shhhhhhut the fuck up

    • @harmlessbystander621
      @harmlessbystander621 4 года назад +15

      Far Side Of The World stay mad

  • @TheBanannaPanda
    @TheBanannaPanda 9 лет назад +293

    Unpopular opinion: If you're trans and I can't tell if you are a guy or a girl, then don't get mad at me if I screw up your pronouns

    • @odinsplaygrounds
      @odinsplaygrounds 9 лет назад +43

      +TheBanannaPanda I think this is a popular opinion. Because thats how it works. If its born a man, it is a fucking man. "She" can request from friends and relatives to call "her" the "correct term"(according to "herself), but nobody else has that responsibility. If a person spots that as a man, he will be called a man. If someone think its a woman, they will call it "her".

    • @rhettthayer
      @rhettthayer 9 лет назад

      +Odin's Playground I completely agree with you

    • @tombskater3000
      @tombskater3000 9 лет назад

      Rhett Thayer yeah, sheittz deeip niqque

    • @odinsplaygrounds
      @odinsplaygrounds 9 лет назад +16

      OddMike Haha for what reason? For not being a mind reader to what gender someone see themselves as? For simply sticking to scientific facts that someone can't actually change their sex through operation? For not being so self entitled that I get angry at people who doesn't call me the correct term? I happen to be identifying myself as Space Jesus, so if someone doesn't call me either God or Messiah, I will be really offended and vulgar about it.

    • @thehaloring90
      @thehaloring90 9 лет назад +20

      Unpopular opinion: Those "Xe" pronouns are bullshit. "They" works the same, and you don't sound like a complete ass.

  • @sonichaven
    @sonichaven 7 лет назад +51

    So nobody is going to mention "I only have so many spoons"?

  • @josephforrester1892
    @josephforrester1892 8 лет назад +128

    Wait if she wants a laptop and she wants funded on the internet, how is she making this page?

    • @marymotherofchrist2679
      @marymotherofchrist2679 8 лет назад +26

      She beat a homeless guy up with her crutches until he gave her the only $150 he had and then she bought a cheap Windows laptop and watched a bit of porn and begged on tumblr

    • @Jojodude8
      @Jojodude8 8 лет назад +1

      maybe she should buy the laptop with a charge card

    • @Cyclone243
      @Cyclone243 8 лет назад +3

      it*

    • @justanotherperson9409
      @justanotherperson9409 8 лет назад +1

      +trash Fuck off you SJW parasite.

    • @kronkwithagun6695
      @kronkwithagun6695 8 лет назад

      I'm fairly certain it was sarcasm.

  • @Silkorb
    @Silkorb 5 лет назад +35

    "Chode growing out of my ear"
    *-iDubbbz*

  • @DarthMorhan
    @DarthMorhan 7 лет назад +74

    Where do I start funding for iDubbbz ASMR channel?

  • @jade43296
    @jade43296 8 лет назад +57

    1,321$? Hell my back hurts and I do bad in school, I gotta get in on this bullshit ASAP

    • @lakamokolaka
      @lakamokolaka 8 лет назад

      With a small loan of a million dollars? xD

    • @jade43296
      @jade43296 8 лет назад

      +lakamokolaka million dollar tv screen in New York?

  • @PinkManGuy
    @PinkManGuy 8 лет назад +205

    You'd be surprised how many places won't hire you if you don't have a phone. I had to buy one, just because I kept getting turned away. You're 100% accurate about the laptop part, though. Funnily enough, almost any technical job you apply for will have workplace PCs anyway. This bitch just wants a fucking Maple Story machine.

    • @kanesmith8271
      @kanesmith8271 7 лет назад

      maple story is dead tho

    • @PinkManGuy
      @PinkManGuy 7 лет назад +6

      i would bet money if you registered and signed in right now you'd find a bunch of pedophiles who haven't caught on and kid catfish accounts for catching pedophiles

    • @kanesmith8271
      @kanesmith8271 7 лет назад

      Blazi Ken Pedos on maple story?

    • @PinkManGuy
      @PinkManGuy 7 лет назад +6

      Kane Smith you'd be shocked how many weirdos tried to lure me to their house and would offer to drive to my state when i was 12, it was pretty fucked up

    • @kanesmith8271
      @kanesmith8271 7 лет назад +7

      Blazi Ken Its like those Japanese animes

  • @deanmcpartlin4732
    @deanmcpartlin4732 4 года назад +27

    Bring this idubbz back

  • @lost6516
    @lost6516 9 лет назад +102

    I'm trying to get over my eating disorder.So, I'll need £5000 just for... Like therapy and shit.. Just..Therapy.

    • @TFrills
      @TFrills 9 лет назад

      +will thompson and food

    • @Jjdb8211
      @Jjdb8211 9 лет назад

      +will thompson that therapy being meth

    • @EmuStarGaming
      @EmuStarGaming 9 лет назад

      +will thompson ..and maybe..some uh..credit card debt...

    • @fwxm
      @fwxm 8 лет назад

      NO M8 MEXICOS DOING THAT

    • @christopersaban4122
      @christopersaban4122 8 лет назад +1

      +will thompson Looks like someone beat you to the punch
      www.indiegogo.com/projects/co-worker-in-desperate-need-of-long-term-treatment-for-eating-disorder#/

  • @ButtonMasherReal
    @ButtonMasherReal 8 лет назад +89

    "platinum star contributor"
    "platinum star"
    "platinum star"
    "Star Platinum"
    SJW confirmed for Jotaro?

    • @kanna-san.
      @kanna-san. 8 лет назад +16

      that's impossible, Jotaro is possibly the most cis man in anime existence

    • @ourboyroy9398
      @ourboyroy9398 8 лет назад

      no have you seen the poses

    • @ButtonMasherReal
      @ButtonMasherReal 8 лет назад +1

      Kinsey Palmer No, he's asexual, he can't be cis.

    • @ourboyroy9398
      @ourboyroy9398 8 лет назад +1

      ButtonMasher he can't be asexual, he has a child eventually

    • @punch3322
      @punch3322 8 лет назад +2

      Notice how widespread the JoJo fanbase is.
      We are basically everywhere.

  • @PhillipLarsen
    @PhillipLarsen 5 лет назад +59

    iDubbbz explains 2018 and 2019 in a nutshell.

  • @stan3333stan
    @stan3333stan 7 лет назад +92

    she raised $1,600 in the end. Fuck.

  • @Colin-kh6kp
    @Colin-kh6kp 7 лет назад +49

    "The Hungergames of victimhood" finally got a title for my memoir, thanks idubbz !

  • @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_
    @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_ 5 лет назад +12

    Idk why this is recommended to me 5 years later, but aight, will watch it again

  • @kylestewart4444
    @kylestewart4444 8 лет назад +41

    Basically: "I want a Macbook Pro so I can convince myself and others that I'm a serious writer while sitting at starbucks.. Also I'm in debt so.. just give me money to pay that off because I'm trans."

  • @Spooner88
    @Spooner88 10 лет назад +98

    I'd spend $1,999 to spend a day with iDubbbz

    • @iDubbbzTV
      @iDubbbzTV  10 лет назад +60

      no u wouldnt. and no u shouldnt. im am a waste of air.

    • @jccc7819
      @jccc7819 10 лет назад

      iDubbbzTV lol

    • @Moop747
      @Moop747 10 лет назад

      iDubbbzTV that may be true but who else will take the piss out of crappy indigo go "projects".

    • @frogirl2332
      @frogirl2332 8 лет назад

      +iDubbbzTV
      Go look up "how to eat oreos" on RUclips and you could do a whole episode of content cop on her.

    • @jccc7819
      @jccc7819 8 лет назад +1

      Käri Powell dude this comment thread is like a year old. Wow i feel weird now

  • @DanijelTurina973
    @DanijelTurina973 7 лет назад +26

    That's what you get when victimhood becomes a social currency.

  • @user-xn4yu5rn9q
    @user-xn4yu5rn9q 5 лет назад +102

    2000 dollars? Are you playing 4K Crysis at 120 FPS?

    • @pspuser1100
      @pspuser1100 5 лет назад +6

      Zammy Wang nah $800 for the laptop $1200 for credit card debt.

    • @likablehydra4198
      @likablehydra4198 4 года назад +1

      @@pspuser1100 bold of you to assume that its only 1200. I wouldn't be surprised if it was all for debt and the rest was a fake cover lmao.

    • @yurei3714
      @yurei3714 3 года назад

      Could get more 280 FPS with 2k

  • @Groxo525
    @Groxo525 7 лет назад +152

    i sneezed, give me my 6000$

    • @MyName_Jeff
      @MyName_Jeff 7 лет назад +15

      Your sneeze just gave me PTSD, I'll take half of that.

    • @echomulus307
      @echomulus307 7 лет назад +14

      Dennis Groxo holy shit are u ok?

    • @adeadlynx3886
      @adeadlynx3886 7 лет назад +7

      Your comments blinded me. My family member is typing this. I need yer moola

  • @tdp2612
    @tdp2612 8 лет назад +15

    If shed asked for like 150 dollars for an old laptop just to use it for as long as needed so she can get started on poetry or whatever. It wouldnt be much, but if she really only planned to use the money for a laptop, ahe would ask for so much

  • @channel5980
    @channel5980 8 лет назад +26

    This is definitely the most ridiculous, cynical and straight up shameless Kickstarter campaign I have ever seen...

    • @meowtherainbowx4163
      @meowtherainbowx4163 8 лет назад +4

      Technically, it's on IndieGoGo, but I completely agree. On a side note, I bet that at least half the things this person said are false.

    • @nikkawiigamez
      @nikkawiigamez 8 лет назад

      +MeowTheRainbowX I'd bet all of them are false.

    • @koszonet
      @koszonet 8 лет назад +1

      It has to be a troll (forgive me for saying that word) - the person must have woke up one day and said "I'm going to exploit the fuck out of idiotic SJW shitlords who will do literally ANYTHING to further their cause of 'gender' equality

  • @angrygroceries1
    @angrygroceries1 4 года назад +61

    Why was I recommended this? It's 5 years old.

    • @offfshiift
      @offfshiift 4 года назад +1

      Angry Groceries RUclips algorithm is wack chief

    • @MLGeoff
      @MLGeoff 4 года назад

      @@offfshiift facts.

    • @rustyshackleford3428
      @rustyshackleford3428 4 года назад +10

      because it's idubbbz

    • @OrchidEleven
      @OrchidEleven 4 года назад +13

      who cares if it's old? it's great. and you watched it again

    • @wiljf17
      @wiljf17 4 года назад

      Rt

  • @ehabshanan1601
    @ehabshanan1601 7 лет назад +67

    This was recorded in 2014, everything he joked about regarding SJW's is true now.

    • @eridiance9818
      @eridiance9818 5 лет назад +9

      they were like this in 2014? he didnt predict anything

    • @lande123456789
      @lande123456789 3 года назад +7

      Now its 2021 and they are still true.

  • @gddub
    @gddub 6 лет назад +1891

    DO MORE POEMS!! Lol yes

    • @MikePlaysYeet
      @MikePlaysYeet 6 лет назад +4

      Greg Wycliffe this vid is over 3 years old...

    • @blabla415
      @blabla415 6 лет назад +41

      your mom is over 3 years old

    • @Thezanlynxer
      @Thezanlynxer 6 лет назад +3

      haha yes

    • @blabla415
      @blabla415 6 лет назад +10

      I will fight you irl

    • @MikePlaysYeet
      @MikePlaysYeet 6 лет назад +4

      blabla415 yo’ure dad is the biggest sexe

  • @mrburke1998
    @mrburke1998 7 лет назад +40

    This is 3daaawwwg, OOWWWWW! and you're listening to Galaxy News Radio!

    • @thecolorpurple4807
      @thecolorpurple4807 7 лет назад

      RUclips Googler
      The Mysterious Broadcast is the best in NV.

  • @jyjori
    @jyjori 4 года назад +42

    Imagine trying to guilt-trip the internet for a free computer by saying you’re trans.

  • @Mendo_xd
    @Mendo_xd 7 лет назад +21

    She could try and sell her prescription drugs

  • @PowerUpJay
    @PowerUpJay 8 лет назад +13

    My pizza guy didn't have a laptop when he brought me my pizza. Problem solved!

  • @nicholaschoi7402
    @nicholaschoi7402 7 лет назад +93

    I habe de cancer, buy me a Nissan Skyline R34

  • @samgomez9942
    @samgomez9942 4 года назад +12

    I remember seeing a girl (who had ZERO disadvantages; she wasn't a minority in sexuality, ethnicity, nor was she disabled) who had a patreon and the description was "donate to my patreon to compensate for the gender gap." Not even joking

    • @Soridan
      @Soridan 4 года назад +3

      I'm curious how much she actually gets but I'm afraid of learning a truth that will hurt me.

    • @k1lljaro454
      @k1lljaro454 4 года назад

      Pretty good meme, I would donate.

    • @samuelfaust
      @samuelfaust 4 года назад

      Damned profligate

  • @bl5038
    @bl5038 7 лет назад +52

    when i saw "2000$ SJW laptop" i thought oh, you must mean a macbook

  • @mattterway6487
    @mattterway6487 8 лет назад +36

    Edoobs looks like Austin Powers.
    Also hola from 2016, baby.