Just How Crazy Were Egyptian Pharaohs?

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  • Опубликовано: 6 окт 2024

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  • @InquisitorThomas
    @InquisitorThomas 7 лет назад +148

    Getting killed by Hippo isn't really that surprising, Hippos are massive with giant teeth, even to this day the amount of people killed by hippos are staggering plus considering that Egyptian civilization was built around a river getting killed by one wouldn't be unheard of.

    • @suelane3628
      @suelane3628 6 лет назад +6

      I understand the problem is that both humans and hippos use water. Normally hippos mind their own business. However if you accidentally go between a mother and her calf things can go horribly wrong and do.

    • @Numeronx
      @Numeronx 6 лет назад +15

      Probably while he was jerking off in the river.. haaha

    • @SmilingIbis
      @SmilingIbis 5 лет назад +12

      Hippos kill more people than lions. They're pretty ill tempered and not very bright..

    • @moonpaints4090
      @moonpaints4090 4 года назад +2

      Because they knew better. People get killed by hippos by being in hippo territory. Hippos aren't breaking into homes and just killing. If a human gets killed by a hippo, it's the humans fault.

    • @civilwildman
      @civilwildman 3 года назад

      I have heard accounts of pharaohs hunting hippos on rafts. Is that true?

  • @owenoulton9312
    @owenoulton9312 7 лет назад +129

    How is death by hippo, the single most dangerous animal in Africa a sign of being crazy?

    • @gregdowle8031
      @gregdowle8031 5 лет назад +9

      Getting close enough to it to be killed? They obviously knew the animals were really dangerous but he may have thought that because he was Pharoah, the animal wouldn't harm him or he could tell it what to do. Hence the assumption he was crazy. You're welcome.

    • @ToeKnife166
      @ToeKnife166 5 лет назад +3

      Greg Dowle the used the river often

    • @cornholio8411
      @cornholio8411 4 года назад +4

      This channel sucks. That's why.

    • @Circus_Carnis
      @Circus_Carnis 4 года назад

      Honestly, with how old he was, and how important hippos are in Egyptian myth, it wouldn’t be crazy to think it was a purposeful suicide. If you can’t die in battle or such, death by hippo would be pretty rad.

  • @RamblinRick_
    @RamblinRick_ 7 лет назад +117

    "Baby gravy" is now entered my vernacular.

  • @abemetz5618
    @abemetz5618 7 лет назад +206

    The guy that released the cats during the battle is a savage

    • @supremercommonder
      @supremercommonder 5 лет назад +3

      Persians own Egyptians

    • @Treaxvour
      @Treaxvour 5 лет назад +5

      I wonder if he had much faith it would actually work when he went to employ the tactic.

    • @iyaiiya-wawg3657
      @iyaiiya-wawg3657 5 лет назад +7

      That's too funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣 They actually flinged some cats on the battlefield. 😭😭

    • @Ariaa76
      @Ariaa76 5 лет назад +1

      Kabises 😛

    • @emperorofwar1
      @emperorofwar1 5 лет назад +1

      @@Treaxvour I doubt he thought it was going to work. It was stupidity that let his plan go through.

  • @UpcycleElectronics
    @UpcycleElectronics 7 лет назад +79

    *"Cat headed goddess of warfare and balls of twine"*
    Lol

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 6 лет назад +1

      Not to be confused with sekmet who was the goddess of family fertility and when she's super drung INDESCRIMENATE MURDER.

    • @CaseyXCarnage
      @CaseyXCarnage 4 года назад

      @@singletona082 no

    • @edwardleas1619
      @edwardleas1619 4 года назад

      Seduced by catnip by Hittites

    • @msmltvcktl
      @msmltvcktl 3 года назад

      Sekhmet = goddess of war and healing
      Bast = not Sekhmet

  • @RobertEWaters
    @RobertEWaters 7 лет назад +153

    Menes, or Narmer, may not have actually been killed by a hippo. The hippo was an Egyptian symbol of death. It could be just a poetic way of saying "he croaked."

    • @darknessanddistance4469
      @darknessanddistance4469 5 лет назад +7

      Thus, you conclude that the metaphysical hippo, rather than the merely physical one, presided over the incident of the Pharaohs death and, gloatingly I imagine, leered over his shoulder as he started his long journey to the realm of Anubis.

    • @w8m4n
      @w8m4n 4 года назад

      @@darknessanddistance4469 you remind me of Mark Corrigan from 'Peep show'

  • @bizarreworld2510
    @bizarreworld2510 7 лет назад +122

    "Polishing bone and shooting baby gravy" I have to bow to the greatness of the script writers. This line is gonna go a looooong way in history. "5 knuckle shuffle into the Nile" John Cena will be proud ROFL

    • @demonflowerchild
      @demonflowerchild 7 лет назад +2

      Aditya Wath the guy who writes this show writes and hosts the channel fact fiend. Check it out

    • @BeeWhistler
      @BeeWhistler 7 лет назад +5

      It's funny, sure, but it's put me right off gravy... :P

    • @feraldelight
      @feraldelight 4 года назад

      This killed me! 🤣

    • @genesmith3913
      @genesmith3913 3 года назад

      Lol!!!

  • @Karma7711
    @Karma7711 5 лет назад +8

    An ancient Egyptian Pharaoh with a blade made from the metal of a metiorite is pretty much the coolest thing I've heard today.

  • @kalanaherath3076
    @kalanaherath3076 7 лет назад +282

    In our house, the CAT IS THE PHARAOH!!!!!!!!

  • @CynthiaPrice79
    @CynthiaPrice79 7 лет назад +517

    Hat-SHEP-soot, ah-Ken-AH-ten.

  • @alanluedike631
    @alanluedike631 7 лет назад +403

    "Baby gravy". The single greatest alternative name for semen ever.

    • @jackmay2807
      @jackmay2807 7 лет назад +5

      Lord Satan that and sprog-spawn

    • @cjmp200
      @cjmp200 7 лет назад +3

      totally!! I want it on a shirt so I can refuse to explain it LOL

    • @choughed3072
      @choughed3072 6 лет назад +7

      Or baby batter

    • @ettanasf
      @ettanasf 6 лет назад +2

      Alan Jones caused audible laughter

    • @goneutt
      @goneutt 5 лет назад

      Also "five knuckle shuffle"

  • @samthemufasa
    @samthemufasa 7 лет назад +25

    Double check the reign of rule. Ramses ll was in power for 66 years. Sounds like you said 96.

  • @MrTheGadfly
    @MrTheGadfly 7 лет назад +112

    HatshepSut. That second S is part of the name.
    Also, Pepi had servants, not slaves. Slaves were rare in pre-Ptolomaic Egypt

    • @NumeMoon
      @NumeMoon 6 лет назад +5

      Still, you'd think Pepi woulda thought of having a small statue or some object covered in honey rather than a person. Unless it was a fetish thing.

    • @AcceptNoLimitVids
      @AcceptNoLimitVids 6 лет назад +6

      Except that a person is able to move themselves from place to place and can clean themselves afterwards. Therefore, better a person covered in honey than a statue that has to be maintained and moved by others.

    • @truth4004
      @truth4004 5 лет назад +1

      @@AcceptNoLimitVids theyd still have to clean themselves they can wash a statue too

    • @stormisuedonym4599
      @stormisuedonym4599 4 года назад

      @@truth4004 The statue doesn't emit the heat or carbon dioxide a human does, and thus wouldn't attract biting flies as well as a human.

    • @randomnessrules4971
      @randomnessrules4971 4 года назад

      I read Pepi as Pepsi

  • @brokenbridge6316
    @brokenbridge6316 7 лет назад +24

    This video was a fun one Top Tenz. Some of these made me laugh and chuckle. I found the one where Pharaoh Ramses getting a Passport of be particularly amusing. Nice work.

  • @amindnile
    @amindnile 7 лет назад +32

    Always entertaining to watch your videos, I love your sly humor and your ability to insert something absurdly hilarious into a sentence without cracking up or missing a beet...... always a fan

    • @jennysaranac4454
      @jennysaranac4454 5 лет назад +1

      The fool is a wanker. He doesn't even know about Tut and his father, who the fool mentioned, but didn't know he was Tut's father.

  • @davidcopperfield-notthemag397
    @davidcopperfield-notthemag397 5 лет назад +2

    TopTenz - Wow, you do a lot of work to make your videos! Research, actors, graphics, historical pictures, scripts, filming, editing. Your videos are very well done and very interesting! Thank you for all the quality videos!

  • @578kakashi
    @578kakashi 7 лет назад +33

    "five knuckle shuffle into the Nile", lol, I didn't know John Cena is 3000 years old

    • @Darthmgtow
      @Darthmgtow 6 лет назад +1

      Hiếu Huỳnh
      He is 3000 years old. He's not recorded in history because....no one could see him....

    • @greenscreenmanyt2525
      @greenscreenmanyt2525 6 лет назад

      Hiếu Huỳnh same 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jewelrose429
    @jewelrose429 5 лет назад +1

    Working my way through your videos for a cpl of days now. Walking around with headphones and randomly bursting into hysterics. Lots of funny looks from those around me. You're a funny funny guy. Smart and witty.
    Love it! 😍

  • @professorroundbottom438
    @professorroundbottom438 6 лет назад +32

    Cleopatra did have herself delivered to Julius Caesar rolled up in a carpet, but she wasn't naked.

    • @Edgeof666
      @Edgeof666 4 года назад

      There's actually no evidence that ANY of that took place.

    • @tobyduncan6150
      @tobyduncan6150 4 года назад +4

      Michael Perner No evidence? They showed it in the video!

    • @KS-PNW
      @KS-PNW 3 года назад +1

      @@tobyduncan6150 I hope your joking..
      In all seriousness he's right, the whole story is generally considered apocryphal

    • @Herr_Flick_of_ze_Gestapo
      @Herr_Flick_of_ze_Gestapo 2 года назад

      most things about cleopatra and every other egyptian ruler were myths.

  • @HarvestHome2000
    @HarvestHome2000 4 года назад +2

    "... after years on display, Rameses' corpse was showing its age..." Thanks for that one Simon!

  • @lancemaltby895
    @lancemaltby895 6 лет назад +5

    "polish their bone and shoot baby gravy into the Nile".
    I was drinking milk when he said that.

  • @britneydelagarza1573
    @britneydelagarza1573 5 лет назад

    I absolutely love all your channels and swear your videos are lays chips because once you have 1, you end spending an hr watching one after another! Now I've heard many, many names mispronounced but the way you said King Tuts name actually hurt my neck by how hard I snapped it back towards the screen to rewind it n hear it again. It gave me a big ole smile, so thank you for that.

  • @woahnightfall
    @woahnightfall 7 лет назад +8

    On #1, its fair to mention both the Greeks and Romans COULD smelt iron. It is also fair to mention, both knew of the powers of metals smelted from volcano/meteors

    • @deviantoutcast
      @deviantoutcast 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah, true, only .... when the Greek and Roman cultures came to the scene, the Egyptian culture were already in to their third millennia. So, basically, Egypt rules - all others: fall to your knees in great AWE!
      (I know, prior to the iron age, no-one were smelting iron, not even Egypt - Being an egyptologist myself though, you know it's in our oath to defend Egypt at all times - and rightlty so! =) )

    • @michaelgallagher3640
      @michaelgallagher3640 3 года назад

      Smelting was most likely discovered by accident, fire gets hot near certain rocks, cools & rocks turn to metal. Lather rinse repeat

  • @jeffrichards1537
    @jeffrichards1537 2 года назад +1

    I should have waited to say something after the five knuckle shuffle into the nile line. Simon is a LEGEND.

  • @patrickobrien2068
    @patrickobrien2068 7 лет назад +5

    Very entertaining, as usual, Simon!

  • @nathanpen1031
    @nathanpen1031 2 года назад +1

    This may be your best video ever … and BTW it's "Toot-un-common". Love your stuff.

  • @elliottgoldwyn4973
    @elliottgoldwyn4973 7 лет назад +6

    I love Egyptian information...
    Thanks Simon and top ten family!

  • @josi4251
    @josi4251 5 лет назад +1

    This is the best Top Tenz! I love it.

  • @itsfrankiloved7917
    @itsfrankiloved7917 6 лет назад +3

    The cat thing was kind of genius. Whoever suggested that, hats off.

  • @gabrielajo2972
    @gabrielajo2972 6 лет назад +2

    Props to that Persian King, because that is one hell of a genius strategy for overcoming your enemy.

  • @Panda_Roll
    @Panda_Roll 7 лет назад +32

    The Honey thing makes no sense... wouldn't the same result have been achieved by pouring honey on a rock or statue? why an actual person?

    • @NumeMoon
      @NumeMoon 6 лет назад +7

      It almost sounds a little sexy until you imagine the dead flies stuck to them.

    • @lorraineevans3657
      @lorraineevans3657 6 лет назад +2

      Ruth Reyes That makes sense. What a horrible job

    • @thisisajang
      @thisisajang 6 лет назад +2

      Because it was cooler to have your slaves humiliated

  • @tommym7626
    @tommym7626 5 лет назад +1

    Best host on RUclips. Hands down. Keep it up Whistler

  • @persephoneblack888
    @persephoneblack888 6 лет назад +15

    Guys. We don't really know how ancient Egyptian is pronounced. We can only make educated guesses based on what we know about modern languages in the region. So his pronounciation is a little different, we know what people he's talking about lol

    • @bennu547
      @bennu547 5 лет назад

      You should see people getting in a tizzy of how you pronounce the Pokèmon Rayquaza. Now that gets ugly real fast

  • @magneticpupful
    @magneticpupful 5 лет назад +1

    You guys just keep getting better and better. I love the cadence, sassiness and in your face but harmless adult style history. You really put it out there and I love it. One caveat, been in this world long enough to know that you will definitely encounter someone who is “offended” and will seek money or destruction at your expense. This will happen. Accept it but steel yourselves now. Make sure each thing you do and say is something you’d never consider having to apologize for doing. Then, hold your ground. Take the high road. Add a humor disclaimer in tiny type that says some may find topics handled in a less than delicate manner and that watching equates to adult acceptance of that risk. Then, smile and never apologize. Instead tell the snowflakes to lighten up and have a histoicallygood time. Rock on men.

  • @AzyrealLal
    @AzyrealLal 7 лет назад +5

    Whoa whoa there Simon why you hating on the Egyptians swagger?

  • @MetalCreep
    @MetalCreep 5 лет назад +2

    "Polish their bone and shoot baby-gravy."
    This is exquisite!

  • @shawnabruno5739
    @shawnabruno5739 7 лет назад +3

    🤣5 knuckle shuffle 😂 oh thank you Simon

  • @-2high2fly-
    @-2high2fly- 5 лет назад +2

    "Whacking it, which is the proper scientific term" lol

  • @ANTINUTZI
    @ANTINUTZI 6 лет назад +4

    ... Another little-known, yet nonetheless Fun Fact about Ramses II is that he had the equivalent of a back-bumper sticker on his war chariot that read:
    *ANKH IF YOU WORSHIP OSIRIS*
    This is little-known because I just pulled it out from my map of Tasmania.

  • @OsamaBinDarrel
    @OsamaBinDarrel 5 лет назад +1

    It's so funny hearing Simon in his proper tone talking about waxing bones shooting baby gravy and talleywackers 🤣🤣🤣

  • @GerryBolger
    @GerryBolger 7 лет назад +81

    Okay I'm pretty sure you're pronouncing Tutenkamun that way on purpose. Too tanka moon? Nobody pronounces it that way boss..

    • @PDeRop
      @PDeRop 7 лет назад +12

      GerryBolger the actual pronunciation is lost, so, anything goes :)

    • @paulmiller7838
      @paulmiller7838 7 лет назад +16

      I find most of this pronunciations in this video to be fairly awful.

    • @iatsd
      @iatsd 7 лет назад +19

      Getting Better at Music No, the actual pronounciation is known exactly. We can read the script and we know the pronounciation from Coptic. Tut-ank-amun. (bonus fact: his birth name was tut-ank-amen, the 'amen' part from his father trying the sun religion thing and that good being Amen-ra. Ascension to the to throne and monotheism being squashed, he changed, or was forced to change, his name.)
      He's mis-pronouncing things so consistently now that it's got to be deliberate. He knows it gets comments, and comments help ranking and recommendation.

    • @ikelove6784
      @ikelove6784 7 лет назад +1

      GerryBolger who says your right you must have low self esteem

    • @GerryBolger
      @GerryBolger 7 лет назад +3

      chuck cutler you're*

  • @surfinn2223
    @surfinn2223 7 лет назад

    Idk which was better, the crazy things on this list, or hearing Simon say them!

  • @cwflad
    @cwflad 7 лет назад +197

    10:47 WOW, Pharaoh Too-Tank-A-Moon??? How do you mispronounce arguably thee most famous pharaohs name??? It's Toot-Un-Ka-Mun. Or King TUT if you don't think you can manage that. Come on guys.... Thats just lazy.

    • @cwflad
      @cwflad 7 лет назад +15

      Really? I've just always attributed any name differences to the accent. If that's the case, I don't understand their thinking since this is a Facts channel and that practice seriously calls into question their accuracy.

    • @cruerose
      @cruerose 7 лет назад +17

      Chris Flad He even said Akhenaten's name right at first, but then just repeats AkhenETEN (eaten?), and not once did he get HatshepFOOT's name right. Poor Hatshepsut...

    • @rulebritannia1518
      @rulebritannia1518 7 лет назад +7

      +Chris Flad
      NOPE. It's Toot-Unk-A-Moon/Toot-Ank-A-Moon.
      But not whatsoever you wrote.
      So you are wrong. Learn to pronounce, man.

    • @stampedetrombone
      @stampedetrombone 7 лет назад +2

      Chris Flad you are wrong.

    • @danielswanepoel9931
      @danielswanepoel9931 7 лет назад +13

      Too-may-toe, Toe-mah-toe. No modern person has ever heard ancient Egyptian, so it is all debatable, especially to Ah-mehr-ih-caans, with their accent.

  • @johnnydave9505
    @johnnydave9505 7 лет назад +1

    your sarcasm is totally unwarranted

  • @evbb
    @evbb 7 лет назад +36

    Rameses couldn't comprehend English? I think you mean wouldn't understand. He could certainly grasp the language if given the time to learn it.
    P.s: Stop saying hatsepshut. You are butchering that name.

    • @Darthmgtow
      @Darthmgtow 6 лет назад +5

      evbb
      Gotta question for you. Under Donald Trump...would Ramses be allowed to travel to America...?

    • @seiyuokamihimura5082
      @seiyuokamihimura5082 5 лет назад

      @@Darthmgtow not likely.

  • @MrMrdelivery
    @MrMrdelivery 7 лет назад +1

    " The five knuckle shuffle ", I've never heard that before, cheers Simon...

  • @Darthmgtow
    @Darthmgtow 6 лет назад +8

    Tiddles...my cutie cat....your ancestors beat the ancient Egyptians....how do you feel?
    Meeeoow!

    • @edwardleas1619
      @edwardleas1619 4 года назад

      I need your license and registration right meow

    • @Youssef-iq4wq
      @Youssef-iq4wq 4 года назад

      No, Egyptians protected your ancestors

  • @Nindrhu
    @Nindrhu 7 лет назад +1

    That first story...I wouldn't want an angry or scared cat thrown at me. That's a pretty harsh punishment. Prepare to get shredded and need stitches when that fluffy ball of thrashing claws slams into you.

  • @thedishwasherakawomen8878
    @thedishwasherakawomen8878 6 лет назад +5

    Ancient alien guy!😁😂😂

  • @jeffjohndavis1
    @jeffjohndavis1 7 лет назад

    Bravo Simon! Another great video.

  • @MandaGermanotta
    @MandaGermanotta 7 лет назад +29

    Set (Seth - the original Set) Also tried to create his own religion in his own name which went pretty successful for a little bit.

    • @cheshire-smile3091
      @cheshire-smile3091 7 лет назад +3

      Miranda Rojas so you know many of the pharos were inbred, like most other royalty around the world.
      I was heart broken when I found this.

    • @vincrobinso2331
      @vincrobinso2331 7 лет назад +1

      a nice but totally useless skill

    • @sparkplug1018
      @sparkplug1018 7 лет назад +3

      I hadn't heard that before, but its not entirely surprising. And it makes sense it went well for a while, until he left the throne anyway.

    • @mendmywings7238
      @mendmywings7238 6 лет назад

      What was it called? Is the original name set or Seth? X

    • @luxonlex4453
      @luxonlex4453 5 лет назад

      @Miranda Rojas, what authors would you suggest for independent esoteric and archeological independent study? I have just begun to delve into the proverbial sea of texts regarding Ancient Egypt. Hence I would be most grateful for your consideration in affording a few references that you would consider credible, based upon your time and dedication in study. Thank you in advance!

  • @leiaclark8388
    @leiaclark8388 7 лет назад

    One of the funniest things I've ever heard is Simons British accent saying things like KNUCKLE SHUFFLE and BABY GRAVY.

  • @broditallman-sellsted8300
    @broditallman-sellsted8300 6 лет назад +14

    Have never heard some of these names be so badly mispronounced by a RUclipsr...

  • @wmbedsole1
    @wmbedsole1 7 лет назад

    Baby gravy, and five knuckle shuffle.. that's hilarious Simon

  • @RickMitchellProvenanceAndRoots
    @RickMitchellProvenanceAndRoots 7 лет назад +25

    Georgio Tsoukalous mention FTW!

  • @elidiaz1341
    @elidiaz1341 5 лет назад

    Hey Simon those cash in earning ads suck. Get rid of them! Love your videos keep it up 😁

  • @13gladius28
    @13gladius28 7 лет назад +6

    The reason for the beards is that pharaoh was an incarnation of the sun rising over water just as the light of the sun precedes it over the water the beard precedes the pharoah over his subjects. Such beards were often false regardless if male or female

  • @moundofsound4768
    @moundofsound4768 5 лет назад

    No holding back on this script, excellent stuff.

  • @jjoeblow6057
    @jjoeblow6057 6 лет назад +4

    Well, I can say alot of the stuff about Cleopatra wasn't totally correct.
    Or at least from what I've read.

  • @sterlingfaun3240
    @sterlingfaun3240 7 лет назад +1

    informative & FUN !

  • @erictaylor5462
    @erictaylor5462 7 лет назад +4

    1:00 Attack cats!

  • @DomesticHausCat
    @DomesticHausCat 4 года назад +1

    Achievement Unlocked: Death by Hippo

  • @ahmedessa1364
    @ahmedessa1364 7 лет назад +104

    Cleopatra was not Egyptian

    • @andrika1990
      @andrika1990 7 лет назад +10

      ahmed essa Thats right

    • @OlGalJess
      @OlGalJess 6 лет назад +30

      Nor was she beautiful. She was smart and charismatic

    • @jazminerichardson3292
      @jazminerichardson3292 6 лет назад +18

      ahmed essa your right she was Macedonian and actually not very attractive either

    • @karinaashmon
      @karinaashmon 6 лет назад +2

      Yes she was in olone perant was from the Mediterranean the other Egyptian. You can not rule with out the blood of the kings. Do learn the history of the country.

    • @ettanasf
      @ettanasf 6 лет назад +2

      ahmed essa but she was in charge of Egypt

  • @JB-ut7wr
    @JB-ut7wr 6 лет назад

    Thanks for specifically talking about the dagger. I never knew that.

  • @86fierose
    @86fierose 7 лет назад +3

    The Five Knuckle Shuffle lol

  • @558aly558
    @558aly558 5 лет назад +1

    The Barney Stinson reference killed me 😂

  • @Rog5446
    @Rog5446 7 лет назад +20

    Hatshepsut Simon, Hatshepsut, not Hatsheput.
    And by the way, Cleopatra was not considered as beautiful.

    • @Riceball01
      @Riceball01 7 лет назад +6

      I was going to say the same thing about Cleopata, her supposed great beauty is nothing more than a myth and probably dates from the Victorian era where lots of myths about things from the past came about. At any rate, historical evidence suggests that Cleopatra was likely rather homely in appearance but was supposed to have been very intelligent.

    • @strawberrymilk467
      @strawberrymilk467 5 лет назад +1

      She wasn’t beautiful by our standards but the men in Egypt were infatuated by her, so who’s to say that that’s not what was attractive in ancient Egypt?

  • @lakesheppard5466
    @lakesheppard5466 5 лет назад +2

    The Cleopatra story was a myth. Love the channel

  • @muhammadelzehry5973
    @muhammadelzehry5973 7 лет назад +38

    I"m Egyptian✌

    • @NOOKnookCROOK
      @NOOKnookCROOK 7 лет назад +6

      Mohamed Elzehry I'm sorry.😢

    • @richardc.mongler2122
      @richardc.mongler2122 7 лет назад +7

      Mohamed Elzehry Are you a kangz and shiet? :)

    • @jabelsarr3517
      @jabelsarr3517 7 лет назад +10

      U mean through arab imigration. In that case am a black german. But am definately african. Like u definately arab

    • @wascawywabbit0987
      @wascawywabbit0987 7 лет назад +4

      So you say but do you walk like one? :)

    • @delta2372
      @delta2372 7 лет назад +10

      Muhammad ElzehrY your nationality maybe egyptian but race wise no your just another arab.

  • @Rattrap007
    @Rattrap007 6 лет назад +1

    Whacking it and baby gravy. Two things i did not expect to hear Simon say today...

  • @lissfirefly9517
    @lissfirefly9517 6 лет назад +5

    If you pronounced King Tut's full name correctly, we'd all know who the hell you're talking about.

  • @QuietFury9
    @QuietFury9 4 года назад

    Can you imagine that victory feast? " so I was just riding there and thought what if we released a wave of cats?"

  • @samanthastuessel7986
    @samanthastuessel7986 6 лет назад +3

    Hi, I have a question for you. Who was the longest ruling monarch in history?

  • @Z3roX-56k
    @Z3roX-56k 5 лет назад +1

    "Dog-headed grim reaper". Now, that's a lot to unpack.

  • @bencaldwell9931
    @bencaldwell9931 7 лет назад +3

    THE HIPPO IS EVERYWHERE!!!!! (Anyone watch Chris smoove??! No? Ok)

  • @davidsan9654
    @davidsan9654 5 лет назад +1

    At first I thought I was learning about a new Pharaoh until I realized Simon was just saying Ah-Ken-EEE-ten for some reason

  • @mathewfullerton8577
    @mathewfullerton8577 7 лет назад +36

    Cleopatra was actually not beautiful. Check your facts.

    • @irishx302
      @irishx302 6 лет назад +5

      Mathew Fullerton how do you know

    • @NumeMoon
      @NumeMoon 6 лет назад +21

      I read a paper on her beauty as it was reported by Cleopatra's contemporaries, and she got mixed reviews. Beauty is, after all, in the eyes of the beholder. However, had she not been pretty to look at, her enemies would've made use of that to insult her, but instead Lucan wrote warnings of her "harmful beauty." Compared to Octavia, several remarked that Octavia was prettier and a more dutiful wife, yet Antony spurned her for Cleopatra.
      Regardless, Antony didn't fall for her for beauty, writing that he was most taken by her charm and wit.
      Bonus fact #1: Cleopatra's peers also remarked at her voice, which was apparently a pleasing thing to hear. Let's face it. Girlfriend was a triple threat.
      Bonus fact #2: She was of Greek heritage, not Egyptian. She wasn't a "Nubian princess" like people seem to think.

    • @Kat-lt6qd
      @Kat-lt6qd 6 лет назад +8

      Ancient coins, which back then were always made to look as close to the person as possible. A lot of ancient texts describing her and talking about her were found and studied too. She was no "conventional" beauty but they did agree that she was very intelligent, charming, witty, willing to "perform" and had a special aura about her that sucked people in.
      I was just watching an interesting documentary about her, Cesar and Mark Anthony a couple of days ago.

    • @Amadeus-ms9lt
      @Amadeus-ms9lt 6 лет назад +3

      She was a product of incest

    • @bubblegum1948
      @bubblegum1948 6 лет назад

      Nume Moon - She was from a group of ancient Greeks who were really from a Kemitic origin and ancestry. they were most closely, similar to the 'Typhonians'.....and were a Black people.
      You can see this evident --- in ALL ancient Greek teachings and philosophies (i.e. the 7 Universal Hermetic Laws...WHICH WERE REALLY EGYPTIAN IN ORIGIN....and were all originally the teachings and 'Laws of Thoth' or 'Tehuti' - and i believe, the Kemites had a complete '12 Universal Laws' ---- and this is but 1 of copious examples), all ancient 'Greek deities' and Mythos, were a mere duplication of the ancient Kemitic deities and Mythologies, and finally (one last example, out of a plethora, i could describe to you, where the Greeks usurped and emulated ancient Kemetic culture), is the 'Greek alphabet' as we understand it today, and its language --- all of which are from an Egyptian origin; the alphabet is closely associated to 'Coptic' (which is also, where the English language and ITS alphabet, was primordially formed).
      The thing was, that there were many mystery schools and priesthoods, and a diversity of ancient Egyptian languages(which formed many later languages, such as even - "Hebrew" and the 'Hebraic alphabet' .....which was designed to look like "flames of a FIRE").
      *Note: Although 'Hebrew' is a Greek term, the ACTUAL Hebraic language and its alphabet, was cryptographically formed by a secret renegade Egyptian priesthood, who tried to conceal a lot of ancient Kemetic Knowledge and gnosis.....from foreign invading forces and conquerors.
      So, ancient Greek society had predominantly, derived from ancient Kemet (which is called 'Egypt' today - but is really a Greek name, "Aegyptos" - for Kemet. 'Cairo' is yet, another Greek name for Kemet's city, and it literally translates to 'Mars').
      All of the things you wrote and mentioned --- that i've read --- i just wanted to say, i found interesting and really insightful!
      Hope i didn't bore you with my verbosity in writing! LoL..... :- )

  • @philliplamoureux9489
    @philliplamoureux9489 7 лет назад

    Very well done!

  • @RadicalEdwardStudios
    @RadicalEdwardStudios 6 лет назад +42

    Please, please research how to pronounce words.

    • @mikearcher9390
      @mikearcher9390 5 лет назад +1

      NOT GUNNA HAPPEN!

    • @vixendoe2545
      @vixendoe2545 4 года назад

      He apologizes most times and it adds a unique flavor to his videos which I enjoy.

  • @MudderFukker-m6g
    @MudderFukker-m6g 5 лет назад

    @6:49 “polish their bone and shoot some baby gravy”
    Lolol
    @10:01 “the five knuckle shuffle” lolol

  • @ahmedabdelaziz1825
    @ahmedabdelaziz1825 7 лет назад +18

    hi iam from egypt

  • @kristinalphamegamia1890
    @kristinalphamegamia1890 6 лет назад

    Great video thank you

  • @DigiDigiDigiDigi
    @DigiDigiDigiDigi 7 лет назад +68

    We wuz kangz n sheeit

    • @cheshire-smile3091
      @cheshire-smile3091 7 лет назад +1

      Yahir Tapia 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @gameboyhotline3712
      @gameboyhotline3712 7 лет назад +1

      Yahir Tapia 🌽🌽🌽

    • @Pupsterization122
      @Pupsterization122 7 лет назад +1

      Blacks built the pyramids

    • @softiebbybunny2317
      @softiebbybunny2317 7 лет назад +1

      DAS RITE!

    • @stevenp3176
      @stevenp3176 7 лет назад +11

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Umm actually no. Egypt may be on the same continent as as dark Africans they’re not the same people. Look at historical documents to include genetic testing of the Egyptians of past and present the amount of African DNA is very small. While Africans have a rich culture dating back millennia they never built any large structure or other technologically advanced items. The continent is the birthplace of modern man so you got that going for you at least.

  • @nomduclavier
    @nomduclavier 5 лет назад +1

    "OOH LOOK AT THE KITTIES ❤❤❤"
    -- That guy

  • @neireannach
    @neireannach 6 лет назад +3

    You pronounce everything wrong. But I forgive you for giving me the term Baby Gravy

  • @mariakelly5
    @mariakelly5 5 лет назад

    I loved your commentary of #8.

  • @chrissnyder8415
    @chrissnyder8415 5 лет назад +3

    You claimed that all images of Akanotin were removed from Eyqpt, then you go on to show images of him. Logic dictates that you lied. Why do you feel the need to lie to strangers on the internet?

  • @TonyToneFixMyPhone
    @TonyToneFixMyPhone Год назад

    More of these !!

  • @MlleFeralMinette
    @MlleFeralMinette 6 лет назад +3

    The lion-headed goddess of war was Sekhmet, not Bastet.

  • @gregkamer3754
    @gregkamer3754 6 лет назад +1

    "Baby Gravy", I almost spit out my Ramon noodle soup. Simon, you crack me up. As far as I'm concerned, you are the face of Top Tenz/Today I found Out.

  • @BenColeman
    @BenColeman 7 лет назад +6

    And its Tut-ankh-amun not Tu-tan-ka-mun

  • @humacao01
    @humacao01 4 года назад

    Wow Simon you murdered those pharaoh's names.... They are literally turning over in their sarcophagus...

  • @bmgcasanova
    @bmgcasanova 7 лет назад +16

    show some respect for other cultures! The stupid hat and beard have a meaning and reason. The hat is called a Durah/durag.

    • @jasontodd4461
      @jasontodd4461 6 лет назад +5

      Fontay Montana hahaha no please don't try and say black people were pharaohs truthfully don't steal history

    • @camicabrales
      @camicabrales 5 лет назад +1

      @@jasontodd4461 I don't think what they said is true BUT up until Cleopatra's dynasty (ptolemaic dynasty) Egyptians WERE black

  • @trevorreilly963
    @trevorreilly963 6 лет назад +1

    "whacking it" is a proper scientific term! hahaha hahaha I haven't laughed that hard in awhile!

  • @gangst99
    @gangst99 7 лет назад +4

    I don't know how crazy they was. But all i know is they waz black nd they waz kangs nd shiiet!

    • @andrika1990
      @andrika1990 7 лет назад +1

      Arturo Damn straight.

    • @Darthmgtow
      @Darthmgtow 6 лет назад +3

      Arturo
      Who said they were black...?
      Oh yeah Black Lives Matter...
      Don't question them....lol....

    • @lloydsherman8743
      @lloydsherman8743 6 лет назад +2

      Starting to show your intelligence. What could your job applications possibly look like?

  • @thomasdowns777
    @thomasdowns777 4 года назад

    I didn't know i needed to hear him say "polish their bone and shoot some baby gravy" hahaha

  • @bobblaster9097
    @bobblaster9097 7 лет назад +29

    Aliens built the pyramids

    • @lamontejones6524
      @lamontejones6524 7 лет назад +8

      My Melanin People Are Not Aliens

    • @johnnycaralta
      @johnnycaralta 7 лет назад +1

      Lamonte Jones People didn't build the pyramids without alien assistance.

    • @lamontejones6524
      @lamontejones6524 7 лет назад +7

      johnnycaralta what makes u say that, not to underlay what u believe but why do u think they had aliens help, u don't think ppl can create Massive monuments

    • @apepeterpan
      @apepeterpan 7 лет назад +8

      johnnycaralta Ugh. They were made by ppl. It isn't hard to look it up. No aliens outside of fascist disinformation projects im afraid.

    • @johnnycaralta
      @johnnycaralta 7 лет назад

      Lamonte Jones Everything in the situation. Also, I like to support trolls and see how it goes. But, there's no way the people, with the technology they had (if our historians are correct), that they built the pyramids by themselves, especially in the time it's said they took.

  • @allim.5941
    @allim.5941 4 года назад

    Classy, Simon. Classy.

  • @georgesmith4
    @georgesmith4 7 лет назад +3

    Too fast in narrating. Remember kids and old people including non Americans also watch your videos. Be slow. Use simple words.

    • @girlinterrupted9792
      @girlinterrupted9792 6 лет назад +1

      Um, no. He could try using correct pronunciation, though.

    • @surlygirly1926
      @surlygirly1926 6 лет назад

      It *is* too fast - especially when a person wants to absorb all the information compressed into each sentence. My solution is to got to the settings, and set speed at .75 Much better!

  • @jimmartin7899
    @jimmartin7899 7 лет назад

    Hay that human fly paper idea really works!