10 Diabolical Things Supposedly Hidden Away in the Vatican

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    Founded in 1611 by Pope Paul V, the Vatican Secret Archives are an ultra-secure repository for the Church’s oldest, most valuable documents. Access has always been limited; even today, only Vatican officials and qualified academics are allowed inside, and only then with a letter of recommendation. And since browsing isn’t permitted, they also need to list precisely which documents they need - even without knowing exactly what’s in there.
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Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @Emymagdalena
    @Emymagdalena 5 лет назад +1797

    The Vatican library is the ONE place I’d love to break into

    • @readmarx420
      @readmarx420 4 года назад +26

      @Ian Luquis Rivera Just grab a gun and some bombs. Not so hard to get into anymore.

    • @TheRealJaneSeymour
      @TheRealJaneSeymour 4 года назад +22

      Wonder if records or written letters about Mary, Queen of Scots is there?

    • @IronReptile
      @IronReptile 4 года назад +44

      @@readmarx420 you will be up against italy and swiss mercenary with bigger guns, bomb and military Equipment

    • @aaronself2411
      @aaronself2411 4 года назад +46

      @@IronReptile I understand the whole mercenary thing, but let's be honest. You get 15 former Marines kit them up and throw them in that direction, and I'll put my money on them every day.

    • @captainkenzie6873
      @captainkenzie6873 4 года назад +9

      I can help you its easy

  • @derchan6108
    @derchan6108 5 лет назад +1776

    The vatican stores info about where Cotton-Eye Joe came from and where he did go

    • @izzojoseph2
      @izzojoseph2 5 лет назад +24

      derchan ~ you don’t have enough likes!

    • @Eromatics
      @Eromatics 5 лет назад +62

      Some things are just too big for mere mortals to know. Humanity isnt ready to know this level of information. There would be riots in the streets

    • @melanietoth1376
      @melanietoth1376 5 лет назад +20

      Now that's going to be stuck in my head all day, lol

    • @mrmediadoa
      @mrmediadoa 4 года назад +19

      Let's just say when Cotton Eye Joe comes back, that will be the real rapture

    • @tammythomas209
      @tammythomas209 4 года назад +13

      He somewhere with Cooter Brown getting high! Ha ha

  • @krismartin1181
    @krismartin1181 5 лет назад +473

    I'd bet that's where Waldo is

    • @Kevinamestoy
      @Kevinamestoy 5 лет назад +15

      And Carmen Sandiego

    • @d.c.8828
      @d.c.8828 4 года назад +3

      D'oh! The last place we'd think to look!

    • @AshalindsYT
      @AshalindsYT 4 года назад

      Wally

    • @lifebeingdii9508
      @lifebeingdii9508 3 года назад +1

      This is golden 🤣

    • @weemac4645
      @weemac4645 3 года назад

      I'd bet Waldo has a sore butt and throat if he is hiding there.

  • @StoneInMySandal
    @StoneInMySandal 3 года назад +28

    Mussolini signed the Lateran Pacts that made Vatican City as an independent state under the sovereignty of the Holy See. The relationship between Hitler and Mussolini meant the Church was never going to be too much of a hassle. Making someone a king of their own country buys you a lot of looking the other way you know.

  • @clod8
    @clod8 5 лет назад +1463

    All your lost socks end up in the Vatican

    • @masterrserch3971
      @masterrserch3971 5 лет назад +14

      Or fuel for alien spacecraft....
      Let's see who gets THAT deep cut...!

    • @dannygriffin7983
      @dannygriffin7983 5 лет назад +2

      @@masterrserch3971 Golden poop 😎

    • @winnifredforbes8712
      @winnifredforbes8712 5 лет назад +2

      NOW he tells me!

    • @Sam2sham
      @Sam2sham 5 лет назад

      Bundyvision

    • @Strype13
      @Strype13 5 лет назад +7

      Any very important people out there mind writing me a letter of recommendation so I can go and get those back? My lost socks alone must be filling an entire castle. Moat included.

  • @carltonneckbrace4039
    @carltonneckbrace4039 5 лет назад +356

    Ever wondered where all your hand written cheats for GTA on PS3 went? That’s right. The Vatican.

  • @bonniewynn3983
    @bonniewynn3983 5 лет назад +592

    They know who let the dogs out.

  • @parkergiles273
    @parkergiles273 3 года назад +13

    Imagine having these items just laying in your closet in a box and only and a few others know about them. The pressure that would put on someone would be overwhelming

  • @sketcharmslong6289
    @sketcharmslong6289 6 лет назад +393

    I'm proud of the comment section.
    We've come along way guys.

    • @isaelrodriguezfl9424
      @isaelrodriguezfl9424 5 лет назад

      Hahaha yes

    • @chrisclifton7276
      @chrisclifton7276 5 лет назад +2

      I just got done jerking off to the Zapruder film. What did I miss?

    • @Cjohn31
      @Cjohn31 5 лет назад +1

      As technology grows intelligence is unnecessary I suppose

    • @ShaNaNa242
      @ShaNaNa242 4 года назад

      Idk why

    • @KonradTheWizzard
      @KonradTheWizzard 4 года назад

      Okay, okay, I agree - we've come a long way! But... WHERE ARE WE?

  • @rhomboidimason7738
    @rhomboidimason7738 5 лет назад +189

    They have the Colonel's 11 secret herbs and spices

  • @xN30NxS0ULx
    @xN30NxS0ULx 6 лет назад +222

    I love how we live in a reality where people allow groups of people to retain and keep knowledge a secret.

    • @jonathanjohnson9611
      @jonathanjohnson9611 3 года назад +4

      Who cares? If the people found out the truth they’d vehemently deny it in order to protect their superstition, or go mad due to the realization that everything they know is a lie. The few sane of us would simply just acknowledge it as it is. That’s why we can’t have knowledge, because of the idiots among us.

    • @zachcampbell1520
      @zachcampbell1520 3 года назад +25

      @@jonathanjohnson9611 that's very ignorant and arrogantly spoken. Everyone deserves truth whether it falls into what they believe or not, how they deal with that information is their business. I keep an open mind on all things, becaue the bottom line is we don't know.

    • @rickyjiggens2180
      @rickyjiggens2180 2 года назад +2

      @@zachcampbell1520 actually what you just said was really ignorant and arrogant you basically just said "who cares if it destroys the social fabric of humans it's their right to know" you are genuinely not smart or a diligent thinker

    • @gwendolynns
      @gwendolynns 2 года назад +1

      Welcome to Planet Earth?…

    • @GDJ_R1
      @GDJ_R1 2 года назад

      @@zachcampbell1520 everyone deserves truth….. harry potter will be truth if putin gets his way. i bet there is more harry potter book sales then there every has been bible sales.
      your either.. old or live in neverland

  • @d.c.8828
    @d.c.8828 4 года назад +103

    I can't wait for Grand Theft Auto: Vatican City w/ the expansion pack where you get to play as the Pope.

    • @pmp2559
      @pmp2559 3 года назад +8

      Doing a drive by in the Pope mobile after modding it would be cool

    • @lynnereyes5125
      @lynnereyes5125 3 года назад +1

      Me too

  • @maxmustermann1455
    @maxmustermann1455 5 лет назад +140

    This truly is the only Top10 Channel, which actually delivers quality content instead of luring you with clickbait titles and thumbnails to the same old low quality generic garbage.

  • @gocpng4699
    @gocpng4699 5 лет назад +511

    They Know Who Framed Roger Rabbit...

    • @charlievance4004
      @charlievance4004 5 лет назад +7

      LEGENDARY

    • @curtiswilson8402
      @curtiswilson8402 5 лет назад +19

      And they KNOW Victoria's Secret.

    • @pukelius4128
      @pukelius4128 5 лет назад +7

      Also they found out Where is Waldo..

    • @simplyhuman3982
      @simplyhuman3982 5 лет назад +2

      This is a hilarious way of saying that they know everything. I love it.

    • @annsnan
      @annsnan 5 лет назад +7

      And they know what happened to baby Jane

  • @lowercase3635
    @lowercase3635 5 лет назад +1827

    After storming Area 51, let’s storm the Vatican.

    • @magic5274
      @magic5274 5 лет назад +7

      😂

    • @nerdyafro5415
      @nerdyafro5415 5 лет назад +16

      You've beat me to it! XD
      Edit: There's an event on Facebook for that.

    • @phillyjr5451
      @phillyjr5451 5 лет назад +53

      area 51 is a hoax but yes let's save the children in Vatican

    • @tobicontineo
      @tobicontineo 5 лет назад +7

      Count me in.

    • @johnsheedy461
      @johnsheedy461 5 лет назад +15

      @@phillyjr5451 What children, You idiot ? Oh I know, the ones made up by the Catholic haters that refuse to believe studies by US universities, Stats from Insur. Cos that insure All denominations and findings from The National Centre For Missing And Exploited Children. They ALL: report that there was NOT more abuse in the RCC than in Protestant churches and synagogues ! Sorry about facts that dash you dearly loved and phony bigotry !

  • @TechNizzle88
    @TechNizzle88 5 лет назад +246

    The Vatican knows what Meatloaf would'nt do for love.

  • @TheManInTheLongBlackCoat
    @TheManInTheLongBlackCoat 7 лет назад +3319

    It’s not the Vatican that has the world’s largest porn collection.
    Trust me...

    • @armvex
      @armvex 7 лет назад +62

      I know, we have access to the largest collection with this black mirrors.

    • @reggiep75
      @reggiep75 7 лет назад +24

      It's a shame it's probably a suspicious collection of videos that would make most people spew up all over themselves at the thought of some recordings.

    • @Keepcalmandbangscrew
      @Keepcalmandbangscrew 7 лет назад +28

      Unreleased rule 34 videos

    • @_Muzolf
      @_Muzolf 7 лет назад +8

      Not anymore, anyway.

    • @_Muzolf
      @_Muzolf 7 лет назад +12

      Yeah, i got that. Probably a lot of people think that, but he has a point. In the digital age, i can have more porn stored in a memory stick as big as a pen as you could hope to cram into an entire library before.

  • @Airveazy
    @Airveazy 5 лет назад +57

    Judge: is there anything you want to add Mr Hernandez?
    6ix9ine: you wanna know what’s in the Vatican?

  • @gregwiens9146
    @gregwiens9146 5 лет назад +590

    Five real things hidden in the Vatican:
    1. The Soul Stone
    2. The Holy Grail
    3. Luke's Lightsaber
    4. The Ark of the Covenant
    5. Excalibur

    • @ABlackGuy10
      @ABlackGuy10 5 лет назад +26

      The last of the dragon fossils for #3

    • @masterrserch3971
      @masterrserch3971 5 лет назад +22

      If a REAL lightsaber exists and is in there, I'm stormin the Vatican this weekend!

    • @rorryaffiat2469
      @rorryaffiat2469 5 лет назад +8

      Don’t forget “Motherbox”

    • @Runescarred
      @Runescarred 5 лет назад +9

      So basically Lucas Arts?

    • @lukasstrait9307
      @lukasstrait9307 5 лет назад +17

      How about lose #3 and add
      The puzzle box from Hellraiser.
      People might believe it actually exists.
      I know pinhead does.
      He's the sampler #5 in SlipKnoT.

  • @SharonVeeLee
    @SharonVeeLee 4 года назад +172

    The Vatican Library has Mambos 1-4.

  • @icedre85
    @icedre85 6 лет назад +871

    The Vatican is hiding all of the dankest memes.

  • @duellingdescartes7950
    @duellingdescartes7950 6 лет назад +118

    Waldo and Carmen San Diego are happily married in there.

  • @ap8409
    @ap8409 5 лет назад +482

    I love how people blame the devil for everything evil, I guess that is easier than just admitting mankind can commit horrific acts.

    • @MrScarfacempl
      @MrScarfacempl 5 лет назад +56

      No there is free will, but it doesn't mean the devil isnt real...

    • @MrScarfacempl
      @MrScarfacempl 5 лет назад +18

      @Rory O'Donnell yes they can be, but we have the will to act on it or not.

    • @michelleparker270
      @michelleparker270 5 лет назад +27

      Our free will has led us to kill hurt and murder millions for the Lord. He himself has killed too many to count. He judges hates and wants you to fear him. The devil according to the bible takes anyone for who they are and has only killed maybe a hand full of people throughout history. Im not religious just do my homework.

    • @phoenixrisin2269
      @phoenixrisin2269 5 лет назад +8

      A P Especially today. Some people I have known my whole life have turned into self serving egomaniacs and will stab you in the back and claim to be bleeding! Society is an evil brood and getting worse by the hour. I’m looking for a small piece of property in the woods where I can go off grid. I’ve changed my phone number and moved because the only time I get calls is when someone wants a favor or free work!

    • @skilz8098
      @skilz8098 5 лет назад +10

      @@MrScarfacempl Ever heard of Evil Spirits possessing people? I think those people are left without choice until the evil spirits or demons are cast out!

  • @nokizzy0128
    @nokizzy0128 5 лет назад +258

    No one:
    6ix9ine: I know what's inside the vatican

  • @brettmorris5024
    @brettmorris5024 5 лет назад +634

    All my damn Tupperware lids

    • @ericwilliams2185
      @ericwilliams2185 5 лет назад +1

      So true! Lol

    • @stephjovi
      @stephjovi 5 лет назад +5

      Omg what a revelation. Are my second socks there too?

    • @crabyjen
      @crabyjen 5 лет назад +1

      YES!!!

    • @kellyl470
      @kellyl470 5 лет назад

      🤣

    • @YurinanAcquiline
      @YurinanAcquiline 4 года назад +4

      Am I the only one who has the opposite problem? I have about 4 times more lids than containers.

  • @danconti5984
    @danconti5984 5 лет назад +171

    Suicidal teens: Storm the Vatican they can’t kill us all
    Pope: Cardinal Perez, please bring me the Holy Hand Grenade. No, the big one, please......

    • @serveaux
      @serveaux 4 года назад +5

      1...2...5...NO! 3!

    • @jaeboogie2786
      @jaeboogie2786 3 года назад

      😲

    • @proto-geek248
      @proto-geek248 3 года назад

      That's uh ... real funny 😑

    • @douglaselder5967
      @douglaselder5967 3 года назад +8

      Dear Lord, bless this Hand Grenade so that it may blow thy enemies to tiny bits and scatter them to the four winds in thy mercy.

    • @AMagrow
      @AMagrow 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @Bill-jc1fy
    @Bill-jc1fy 5 лет назад +114

    I wish this guy was my hs history teacher. He makes everything so interesting.

    • @Rogerthatx10
      @Rogerthatx10 3 года назад +4

      It’s just an accent.

    • @christopherlewis1847
      @christopherlewis1847 3 года назад +2

      Simon has great delivery and style, as well as an epic beard. That said, I wish he would let Danny out of the basement.

    • @squirlnutsbigsack4864
      @squirlnutsbigsack4864 2 года назад +1

      Until he adds an implicit bias😂😂😂😂😂😂after literally everything 😂😂😂😂😂😂😐damn yeah he would actually be a shoe in for the modern teaching profession 😣

  • @metalmark9276
    @metalmark9276 4 года назад +255

    So. Today I learned that hell has a prime minister.

    • @clueless2001
      @clueless2001 4 года назад +17

      What kind of diplomatic relations does hell have to deal with?

    • @metalmark9276
      @metalmark9276 4 года назад +1

      @@clueless2001 what has diplomatic relations got to do with my comment?

    • @jorden6406
      @jorden6406 4 года назад +5

      So doom is actually correct in a way

    • @lisarobinson09
      @lisarobinson09 4 года назад +2

      Probably has a “Prime Account” as well...lol

    • @arronhaywood26
      @arronhaywood26 4 года назад

      Rumour has it its Tony Blair

  • @oscard.9705
    @oscard.9705 5 лет назад +534

    90% of my attention was focused on the comments while the video played.
    9% was focused on laughing at the comments.
    1% was focused on the actual video.

  • @schunter20
    @schunter20 5 лет назад +122

    I hear the Vatican also holds pristine 1st edition copies of all the harry potter books.

    • @bestestusername
      @bestestusername 5 лет назад +7

      Ouchmydragonballz signed copies with personal messages

    • @dianejohnson6987
      @dianejohnson6987 4 года назад +1

      Raid the Vatican. Thats next.

    • @imastatistic8347
      @imastatistic8347 4 года назад

      4-7 aren’t hard to find i have first editions of 4,5,6,7 now if i could find 1 or two id be happy

  • @MrJonnyPepper
    @MrJonnyPepper 7 лет назад +66

    I'm getting a lot of Al Capone's vault vibes from this. Somehow I think the biggest secret the Vatican has is St Peter's grocery list

    • @dr.hawkraps8457
      @dr.hawkraps8457 6 лет назад +1

      jonny pepperston Geraldo's career never recovered.
      Side note, I always suspected that he was not the least bit Latino. Bet his real name is Jerry Rivers.

  • @thehomeskillets6814
    @thehomeskillets6814 4 года назад +511

    The Vatican knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop

  • @jaqdraco
    @jaqdraco 4 года назад +151

    Vatican archives contain:
    - The contents of the briefcase in pulp fiction
    - The Terminus Decree
    - The Colonel's secret recipe
    - Elvis
    - gateway to the centre of the moon
    - The Snyder cut of the Bible

  • @80sthrashmetal
    @80sthrashmetal 5 лет назад +28

    They should make everything into PDF files and release it to the general public

    • @bethschrepfer8873
      @bethschrepfer8873 2 года назад +1

      Dare to dream but when you pass away you can ask questions to the Lord and you can find out, the pure in heart will find out things that most people could only dream of

  • @sapphire13579
    @sapphire13579 7 лет назад +49

    I can never understand how priests and ministers can claim to hate Jews. Jesus was and is a Jew.

    • @cv4809
      @cv4809 7 лет назад +12

      janet lavergne he was killed by Jews though...

    • @nosuchthing8
      @nosuchthing8 7 лет назад +2

      janet lavergne agree

    • @lakehudson6583
      @lakehudson6583 7 лет назад +2

      Constantine V pretty anti-Semitic of them huh

    • @kreglfromworld
      @kreglfromworld 7 лет назад

      Just "was", he is not anymore as he is dead, mr. want-to-speak-dramatically

    • @mrfrogg46able
      @mrfrogg46able 7 лет назад +1

      janet lavergne i know right

  • @jjollie4334
    @jjollie4334 4 года назад +46

    They've got Michael Jackson and Tupac playing private concerts in there.

  • @p.bamygdala2139
    @p.bamygdala2139 6 лет назад +8

    Click cuz of title.
    Saw it was Simon.
    Smiled, knowing I’d be getting interesting content, well told, with wit and charm.
    Thanks!

  • @hockeynut178
    @hockeynut178 6 лет назад +20

    Id honestly love to just have a LIST of whats in the archives not being able to see them may bother me a little but not knowing whats there drives me crazy

  • @philipbarbossa
    @philipbarbossa 7 лет назад +23

    One thing I've never been able to understand is: why does Jews get so much hate? Even today it seems globally accepted to discriminate and ridicule them. Why?

    • @philipbarbossa
      @philipbarbossa 7 лет назад +1

      Ah, ok. I wasn't aware of that. Thank you for educating me :)

    • @Orangesjesus
      @Orangesjesus 7 лет назад +1

      NOTtheMessiah anti-semite used to be a person who disliked jews, now its a person jews dislike ; dr Hajo Meyer. Holocaust survivor.

    • @omarbensellam8138
      @omarbensellam8138 7 лет назад +5

      Look at palestina/israel

    • @thewiseman1132
      @thewiseman1132 6 лет назад +1

      Read books about history, see why they were.banned.from many countries, because they're inherently corrupt.

    • @omarbensellam8138
      @omarbensellam8138 6 лет назад

      Wendy Lea why are they chosen people?

  • @jlopez47
    @jlopez47 4 года назад +18

    Snopes just revealed their own BS: Labeling as "false" a claim about the contents of a secret collection they have no means of verifying for themselves.

  • @catslade8958
    @catslade8958 7 лет назад +1236

    The Vatican also holds the recipe for Coke and Crabby Patties

    • @Sethrod8
      @Sethrod8 7 лет назад +10

      Cat Slade as well as the ingredients of Tang

    • @shorty1able
      @shorty1able 7 лет назад

      Spankenstein99 lol hhahah

    • @partgard1
      @partgard1 6 лет назад

      Cat Slade Were you dropped on your head or eat paint chips when you were young?

    • @lonewolf031
      @lonewolf031 6 лет назад

      Shh or they will offer to pay you to keep you quiet XD

    • @chbu7081
      @chbu7081 6 лет назад +4

      And the recipe for KFC.

  • @icantthinkofaname5526
    @icantthinkofaname5526 7 лет назад +21

    I personally think that it's plausible that some documents from the great library of alexandria may be in the Vatican archives. The Romans must have salvaged some scrolls from the library.

    • @krismcstay1325
      @krismcstay1325 2 года назад

      The whole lot is down there

    • @luke9911
      @luke9911 Год назад

      The Vatican is like the biggest hoard off stolen antiquities.

  • @christophermacintyre5890
    @christophermacintyre5890 5 лет назад +43

    They've got Studio 54 stashed down there. The Vatican Archives...where every day is 1977!

  • @capra216
    @capra216 4 года назад +25

    KFCs secret recipe is there along with that $5 I lost when I was drunk

  • @Shadoefax760
    @Shadoefax760 6 лет назад +145

    There's a reason the Vatican strictly rejects people from their archives, I believe it holds the truth if religion and can you imagine how people would react.

    • @lordzaboem
      @lordzaboem 6 лет назад +34

      I dare you to make less sense.

    • @SoLuna137
      @SoLuna137 5 лет назад +9

      It also contains much of revelations that ordinary people are too simple to understand.
      Thus, they are preventing greater chaos.

    • @banzdakota7596
      @banzdakota7596 5 лет назад +1

      @@SoLuna137 not everyone can handle the truth

    • @Napoleonic_S
      @Napoleonic_S 5 лет назад +10

      What kind of idiot organization still keep archives on documents that pose mortal threat to it's existence? Why not just burn it all?

    • @latetotheparty4785
      @latetotheparty4785 5 лет назад +4

      Nah. If people accessed the Vatican, it wouldn’t matter what truths they would find, because they will leave it in a very short time a vandalized, broken, lost, miss-shelved, pocketed, grafitti-strewn, urine soaked shell of a collection. I believe a sole dog-eared Time magazine from 1968 might escape immediate destruction.

  • @thomasdarby6084
    @thomasdarby6084 6 лет назад +448

    I know for a fact that the original formula for Coca Cola is there, along with the identity of Colonel Sanders' 11 herbs and spices.

    • @obi-juantacobi8552
      @obi-juantacobi8552 6 лет назад +7

      Except the Orginal Coke formula is locked away in a SunTrust bank lol

    • @tedwojtasik8781
      @tedwojtasik8781 5 лет назад +2

      Meh, Afroman has his own blend of secret herbs & spices... I was told he "gave it" to the Col's widow.

    • @19453218
      @19453218 5 лет назад

      You humans never stop to amuse me

  • @philip9830
    @philip9830 7 лет назад +678

    I don't buy into all of these conspiracies about the Archives.
    What bothers me so much is that there is a MOUNTAIN of historical information just lying there going unstudied. It is a cultural crime against humanity to withhold that much information from the world. It deserves to be read and studied.

    • @jessicahildebrand9712
      @jessicahildebrand9712 7 лет назад +45

      Philip I totally agree I find it absurd that they keep all that knowledge from the public. However I read a couple article on Cracked that was on things that use to be in the Bible that aren’t now and the vast majority of them were in my opinion dumb and gross nothing life shattering. I wonder if the rest of the archive are more of the same.

    • @haruki5360
      @haruki5360 7 лет назад +24

      Qualified researchers are allowed to have access to those documents

    • @catslade8958
      @catslade8958 7 лет назад +1

      Philip agreed

    • @Mr.Obongo
      @Mr.Obongo 7 лет назад +23

      Jessica Hildebrand Idk the book of Enoch is pretty interesting and it covers a lot of stuff that isn’t included in the modern Bible and a lot of mysteries with it too, with many of them describing what some people believe are human interactions with aliens and ufos.

    • @Stargate404
      @Stargate404 7 лет назад +26

      The documents are very very old and extremely fragile. The Vatican can't just allow a horde of researchers to descend into the archives. Ive also heard that the keep the archives air right and remove most of the breathable air to prevent further degradation. I'm sure the Catholics in charge of it are taking copious notes on them.

  • @annatariii8849
    @annatariii8849 3 года назад +16

    Can you imagine how much fun it would be to just go up in there and start recording and releasing everything they have; starting with the oldest first

  • @NCISfanatic21
    @NCISfanatic21 5 лет назад +140

    Forget raiding Area 51, raid The Vatican.

  • @akidazami
    @akidazami 5 лет назад +51

    I believe what's hidden in there :
    1. Auriels bow
    2. Hades pitchfork
    3. Mars light stone
    4. Valkyrie wings
    5. Sol blade that can summon megiddo.

    • @stevenobiol4809
      @stevenobiol4809 5 лет назад +1

      Boo

    • @derchan6108
      @derchan6108 5 лет назад

      I think the pope has auriels bow on display

    • @MegaMAWG
      @MegaMAWG 5 лет назад +1

      ....Grabthar's hammer

    • @KonradTheWizzard
      @KonradTheWizzard 4 года назад

      Funny you should mention no. 3... The vatican DOES actually have a couple of rocks from mars - the observatory has the world's biggest collection of meteorites. They are not secret or hidden though...

    • @billhensley8324
      @billhensley8324 3 года назад

      @@MegaMAWG LoL

  • @Ze7Nigmar
    @Ze7Nigmar 5 лет назад +122

    Probably have all those missing airplanes from the Bermuda Triangle in there.

    • @dingoduke2424
      @dingoduke2424 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂👋👋

    • @phyllis_Zee
      @phyllis_Zee 4 года назад +1

      😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @Exrench469
      @Exrench469 3 года назад

      At least, the list of passengers, and final Itinerary..

  • @amal_kj
    @amal_kj 4 года назад +33

    We just need a time machine to find the real truth of our world

  • @justinsander7654
    @justinsander7654 6 лет назад +16

    When I was a child I was told by my great great aunt on my mothers side All of the last remnants of the Celtic written script left over from the Roman incursion and its of all traces of writing from everything they could find in the region. More so to the point the original Book of shadows (Druid bible) Is supposedly still in their Vatican archives.

    • @Sceptre_Ash
      @Sceptre_Ash 3 года назад +1

      Book of Shadows is real so I've heard from reliable sources. 🌞

  • @nicholemiles8847
    @nicholemiles8847 6 лет назад +80

    The Mona Lisa's true identity is in there.

  • @krismartin1181
    @krismartin1181 5 лет назад +118

    That place has more cool stuff than Dora's backpack

    • @annsnan
      @annsnan 5 лет назад

      Kris Martin 😂

    • @Peakfreud
      @Peakfreud 4 года назад +2

      Man if they ever gotta a hold of Dora in the Vatican she'd be staring in a sextape.

  • @funkmasterdub
    @funkmasterdub 4 года назад +16

    Id love to find out what early documents the church holds relating to the bible, especially the scripts that were excluded or massively amended.
    Unless we break in, we'll never know.

    • @bethschrepfer8873
      @bethschrepfer8873 2 года назад

      I have to agree with you because they hold so much in the archives that it would take decades of searching that you would not have a life to speak of

  • @anarchyandempires5452
    @anarchyandempires5452 6 лет назад +396

    .....wait hell has a prime minister? ....... that seems oddly progressive for em.

    • @chipkosboth3233
      @chipkosboth3233 6 лет назад +24

      Is there a demonic parliament? In Hell, not London. Can they have a vote of no confidence and bring in Bruce, the lessor, previously the janitor of one of Hell's quieter backwaters?

    • @sale3367
      @sale3367 6 лет назад +1

      Thought the same

    • @chrosnowindolion1786
      @chrosnowindolion1786 6 лет назад +14

      Well they are lawful evil in the monster manual so.....

    • @CallanElliott
      @CallanElliott 6 лет назад +5

      Prime ministers have been used in monarchies. Usually they're the second in command or something like that.

    • @maltalentueux9104
      @maltalentueux9104 6 лет назад +14

      “in hell there is democracy and in Heaven there is a Kingdom.”

  • @laurenlanterns4376
    @laurenlanterns4376 5 лет назад +18

    10:10
    “I can speak to the devil himself”
    Father Gary Thomas is NOT impressed.

  • @FortisKnight
    @FortisKnight 6 лет назад +17

    The Crucifixion lies at the heart of far more than the Holy Church of Rome. It is the very heart of Christianity.

    • @s.waldron8532
      @s.waldron8532 5 лет назад +3

      Odd that the codex regulus (the oldest publicly displayed version of the Bible) has absolutely no mention of the resurrection myth, which really lies at the heart of the ideology...

    • @lloydmckay3241
      @lloydmckay3241 5 лет назад +1

      Ya it seems to take precedence over his teachings. Unfortunately.

    • @s.waldron8532
      @s.waldron8532 5 лет назад

      @@lloydmckay3241 Yes,and if that was a lie, just like Muhammad flying to heaven on a horse, it makes those teachings equally made up. Also, that's a very small part of the Bible to focus on, and it's completely counter to what's in the old testament (the Jewish Torah) but since we know the "church" (then a temple cult) wrote the second half hundreds of years after the first half was ripped off from the Jews, we know why there's such a difference between the two, and why cherry picking "Christian" people focus on that small chunk of the Bible.

  • @MrTerrytheplatypus
    @MrTerrytheplatypus 2 года назад +1

    I've got so many rabbit holes to dig into. Thank you so much!!

  • @crazyjonsnow437
    @crazyjonsnow437 5 лет назад +56

    C'mon...I can't be the first to say Carmen Sandiego?!?!?!

  • @denny4real269
    @denny4real269 5 лет назад +55

    The vatican knows what willis is talking about

  • @-bright-2457
    @-bright-2457 5 лет назад +37

    They have the original lost doctor who episodes

  • @djlyricluvsmusic4539
    @djlyricluvsmusic4539 2 года назад +8

    That's awful that there's so much knowledge just rotting away instead of being utilized and learned. That's selfish and must mean there are secrets that they don't want anyone knowing. Very suspicious

  • @somus108
    @somus108 7 лет назад +77

    Diablo IV, Vatican's curse

  • @davidinvenio3094
    @davidinvenio3094 6 лет назад +6

    Another great video Simon! Thank you! Looking forward to trying out the podcasts. As for not being new, it doesn't take new material to be interesting, only new perspective.

  • @cagemonkey22
    @cagemonkey22 5 лет назад +37

    "Pope rendered useless". I can name a large amount of televangelist to add to this list.

  • @shiningbird3664
    @shiningbird3664 4 года назад +9

    I like how they keep the Aztec's creation story then "updated" it because they're obviously the rightful owners who are the only ones that should do that..

  • @mikecronis
    @mikecronis 5 лет назад +50

    The Third Fatima is still hid. It is the fall of the Church and why.

    • @greenaum
      @greenaum 5 лет назад +5

      How the hell do you know? Not much of a secret if some nerd on RUclips's just blabbed it. Nice job they did for 102 years.

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 5 лет назад +5

      I've heard about the "Third Fatima Secret" since the 1950s. It changes ever decade or so. Complete nonsense and probably demonic.

    •  5 лет назад

      You mean both are fake?????

    • @pjcouture5203
      @pjcouture5203 5 лет назад

      Mary is dead, she did not reveal herself to anyone!!!!!

  • @diannesteitz62
    @diannesteitz62 7 лет назад +914

    Wow! Shall we storm the Vatican? I have Thursday open, anybody else? :P

    • @Christinebanks11
      @Christinebanks11 7 лет назад +16

      I've been there I stole a shitload if information that will change the world !

    • @burntpieceoftoast4148
      @burntpieceoftoast4148 7 лет назад +77

      George
      Stop it, George.

    • @jamescoffey5330
      @jamescoffey5330 7 лет назад +52

      *sigh* I can't really be bothered. I would love to see the great Gospels of the Flying Spaghetti Monster that is rumored to be there though....
      .... it's a cookbook.

    • @armvex
      @armvex 7 лет назад +29

      I didn't want to confront those Swedish Mercenary

    • @jw6642
      @jw6642 7 лет назад +5

      Dianne Steitz i'm with you. lol

  • @trugamer1199
    @trugamer1199 6 лет назад +406

    I honestly thought that it was Michael from Vsauce

    • @eansba88-
      @eansba88- 6 лет назад +12

      Doppelgangers! Don't ever let them meet, or one is destined to die.

    • @lolyouwontfindme6070
      @lolyouwontfindme6070 6 лет назад +9

      Lol hes the British version of vsauce lol

    • @Home_Rich
      @Home_Rich 6 лет назад +1

      You need new glasses, mate

    • @trugamer1199
      @trugamer1199 6 лет назад

      LegitMe frankly, I do really need new ones. Just got back from the store and ordered them lol

    • @Hydraz13
      @Hydraz13 6 лет назад

      It does look like him, but sounds a little different.

  • @luisforeal8676
    @luisforeal8676 5 лет назад +32

    Things I believe are hidden in The Vatican.
    1. Holy Grail
    2. The Ark of the Covenant
    3. history of mankind
    4. Aliens and alien Tech
    5. The 10 commandments
    6. Imprisoned fallen Angel's
    7. An underground society
    8. Secret Bible scriptures
    9. Cure for Aids and Cancer
    10. Secrets that may unlock humanity's full potential.

    • @pukelius4128
      @pukelius4128 5 лет назад +5

      I doubt your beliefs sir.
      1. Not real
      2. Not real
      3. Not possible to fully get hold of
      4. Area 51
      5. You missed it
      6. Criss Angel is free man
      7. Illuminati already surfaced
      8. Testaments dont have DLC
      9. Big Pharma has it
      10. Youre nuts.

    • @brianscott9153
      @brianscott9153 4 года назад +1

      Bro you got most right there's mystical weapons too

    • @rossslater151
      @rossslater151 4 года назад

      Damn luis save some conspiracy for the rest of us 😂

  • @amandamashinini5387
    @amandamashinini5387 5 лет назад +28

    So are we just going to ignore the fact that this guy actually looks like Pope Pius? 13:23

    • @Kaydeleon
      @Kaydeleon 3 года назад

      Mindblown!!! Omg lol

  • @joannamaria1353
    @joannamaria1353 7 лет назад +865

    I know the hype may be just that but I for one would love a little peek inside the illusive archives

    • @LuvMussel
      @LuvMussel 7 лет назад +29

      And I would love a peek at you from behind! 😉

    • @GAndreC
      @GAndreC 7 лет назад +9

      How is yor Latin?

    • @darigaaz3000able
      @darigaaz3000able 7 лет назад +16

      Do you mean elusive? 🤔

    • @carmelorivera8616
      @carmelorivera8616 7 лет назад +2

      joanna maria 😍

    • @Eromatics
      @Eromatics 7 лет назад +13

      I would love to peek at the Vatican library but I'd have to learn latin and probably Italian first.

  • @huladancer9682
    @huladancer9682 6 лет назад +34

    Victoria's True Secret lies within...

  • @lyleslaton3086
    @lyleslaton3086 4 года назад +8

    Many things that will never come to public view. History is written by the victors and who ever holds the key to the library.

  • @bcherbs
    @bcherbs 7 лет назад +240

    porn in the Vatican. its true, I've seen it, it was called 2 Romans one chariot !

  • @iswearinveggie5394
    @iswearinveggie5394 5 лет назад +11

    Can you imagine how much further our technology would be if that information hadn’t been suppressed

  • @abelancaster9338
    @abelancaster9338 6 лет назад +473

    Ashton Kutcher’s car is prolly in there

  • @brandonwhitman280
    @brandonwhitman280 4 года назад +4

    Don't you just love how all kinds of people get to decide our fate?

  • @michaelbatts5655
    @michaelbatts5655 6 лет назад +18

    Love this channel! Love your brilliant presentations, Simon. Don't ever end this. Keep it coming.

  • @rickynotricardo6328
    @rickynotricardo6328 7 лет назад +445

    Idk why South Park is coming to mind.

    • @briancorvello3620
      @briancorvello3620 7 лет назад +11

      Because Cartman is an idiot who'd believe this stuff?

    • @MsHabtami
      @MsHabtami 7 лет назад +33

      Because the first pope was a bunny.

    • @BVargas78
      @BVargas78 7 лет назад +9

      Queen Spider :)

    • @DavidRogers97
      @DavidRogers97 7 лет назад +5

      My all time favorite animated show

    • @DavidRogers97
      @DavidRogers97 7 лет назад +2

      RickynotRicardo Plz oh yeah great one Southpark.. Enlighten us with your hilarity.

  • @_Bookmark_
    @_Bookmark_ 6 лет назад +25

    "The Vatican has the worlds largest porn collection."
    Pornhub: "Hold my beer."

  • @Im-Kaspa
    @Im-Kaspa 4 года назад +1

    My day is not complete with at least 1 simon whistler video. You rock dude love all your channels

  • @w3btwin
    @w3btwin 2 года назад +6

    If you take into account that the Vatican has unlimited amounts of money, and any other thing that someone could possibly think of as currency. And the fact that it is one of the very few things that has been around for all of recorded history. I would think that the Vatican archives would have a collection of each and every single thing they could think of. Knowledge is power. The most powerful would want as much of everything as it could get.

    • @jonathandewberry289
      @jonathandewberry289 2 года назад +1

      What do you even mean by 'Powerful' anyway? It's like you're saying a thing you believe will breed contempt or distrust but it doesn't really mean anything. Even if the Vatican could afford to buy Windows source code or buy all the books in the world I don't really suppose they'd attain some all-powerful anything.

  • @frederickjames150
    @frederickjames150 6 лет назад +47

    So that's where Jimmy Hoffa is kept

    • @laurenlanterns4376
      @laurenlanterns4376 5 лет назад +2

      Frederick James someone get Ryan Bergara on the phone

  • @VictorCowo
    @VictorCowo 4 года назад +6

    I'm just more surprised that hell has a prime minister which makes me wonder if they have a form of parliament and are they a monarchy or a constitutional monarchy

  • @williamjohnsonwilliamjohns1721
    @williamjohnsonwilliamjohns1721 3 года назад +38

    When you consider the untold scores of children raped and secrets hidden away, it amazes me that the people of the world haven't risen up and burned that abomination to the ground, with all of it's inhabitants inside.

  • @Parisroam
    @Parisroam 6 лет назад +40

    I knew it would be the true hiding location of Tupac.

  • @lloydmunga4961
    @lloydmunga4961 6 лет назад +30

    I do know that Vatican has about 25 percent of the dead sea scrolls that were given to Ecole Bibilioteque of France in 1948 .... these are the only scrolls that were translated but not released ... all the other scholars had their scrolls translated and published within 3 years .... and apparently those not released were some of Solomons scrolls .... the only reason one can surmise for secrecy is that the knowledge would rock Christianity to its knees , or reveals the secrets of Solomons minds or control of spirits ...
    These scrolls have not been published TO THIS DAY

  • @macattack1
    @macattack1 5 лет назад +9

    The Vatican has the answer to who shot first in Star wars 4

  • @ihavesoul4real
    @ihavesoul4real 4 года назад +11

    The Vatican knows the one thing Meatloaf wouldn't do for love.

  • @rickynotricardo6328
    @rickynotricardo6328 7 лет назад +368

    I’m pretty sure at least one of these have to be true..

    • @ignoreme8841
      @ignoreme8841 7 лет назад +55

      RickynotRicardo probably the porn collection

    • @musicalneptunian
      @musicalneptunian 7 лет назад +6

      I've got the holy random number machine out...
      TEN!!!!!!!
      The world's largest porn collection !!!!!!
      Yipeeeeee! Wait. Gotta get in there. Damn.

    • @sparkplug1018
      @sparkplug1018 7 лет назад +27

      If its anything its their involvement with the Nazi's. Id wager that all of the SS that went missing after the war (not listed as KIA or captured) the Vatican most likely knows the whereabouts of.
      Plus the child sex thing.

    • @The_Other_Ghost
      @The_Other_Ghost 7 лет назад

      Child*...

    • @yourdissapointeddaddy2057
      @yourdissapointeddaddy2057 7 лет назад +11

      The child sex trafficking ring goes even further than that from U.S. politicians to even British parliament and the British royal family. It’s not just the Vatican which main stream media tries to make you believe considerably American media.

  • @OpEditorial
    @OpEditorial 7 лет назад +219

    The prime minister of hell, anyone else picture a middle-aged demon in a 3 piece suit sitting behind a desk signing bills into law and appearing on C-SPAN to talk about regulations and the environment? Lol

    • @MrDoggysmut
      @MrDoggysmut 7 лет назад +4

      Al Pacino look alike

    • @Texano5-0
      @Texano5-0 7 лет назад +12

      Obama?

    • @annoythedonkey
      @annoythedonkey 7 лет назад +27

      More like a old dude who drinks 12-16 diet cokes a day has orange hair and orange skin from cheap spray on tan

    • @CoffeePotRamen
      @CoffeePotRamen 7 лет назад +10

      A quote popped into my head that said "Hello, I'm the prime minister of Hell. I handle all the paperwork."

    • @catslade8958
      @catslade8958 7 лет назад +8

      Remedy I picture Crowley from Super Natural

  • @kylehankins5988
    @kylehankins5988 6 лет назад +6

    Stalin disagrees that the pope is the most powerfull man in Euorpe
    "The pope... how many Division has he got?" -Stalin

  • @camarossdriver
    @camarossdriver 3 года назад +3

    I ALWAYS make sure that my mail from the Vatican arrives in a plain brown incognito package with my name addressed as John Smith.

  • @MegasAlexandros28
    @MegasAlexandros28 5 лет назад +10

    THEY know ... Who took the cookie from the cookie jar.

  • @Michael-zf1ko
    @Michael-zf1ko 5 лет назад +5

    That's honestly pretty fascinating, even if most of them are wacky theories. I wonder if you can do a video on known True Cross fragments.

  • @anxietypancake7384
    @anxietypancake7384 3 года назад +35

    the vatican has always freaked me out. it’s so culty

    • @weemac4645
      @weemac4645 3 года назад

      A city full of weird bastards with ludicrous beliefs.

    • @dbrutiger8232
      @dbrutiger8232 3 года назад +2

      The original cult