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  • @CocoBreadKon
    @CocoBreadKon 2 года назад +4613

    I like how Adam constantly sound like he’s on the verge of passing out

    • @A_Black_Sheep94
      @A_Black_Sheep94 2 года назад +259

      All the vaping has bruised his lungs

    • @CocoBreadKon
      @CocoBreadKon 2 года назад

      @@A_Black_Sheep94 all the vaping bruised his brain

    • @Owen-zm6sq
      @Owen-zm6sq 2 года назад +1

      His brain isnt getting enough oxygen

    • @oliverholm3973
      @oliverholm3973 2 года назад +363

      @@A_Black_Sheep94
      And his frontal lobe

    • @banditkeef3864
      @banditkeef3864 2 года назад +129

      My son is high 24/7

  • @yupthisisandy
    @yupthisisandy 2 года назад +7325

    It’s borderline cruel when they make Adam read

  • @Subpar1O1
    @Subpar1O1 2 года назад +1245

    Cory being confused why the Irish Potato Famine happened because "there's ground everywhere" is one of the funniest things on this channel

    • @fartquaviasdingle7876
      @fartquaviasdingle7876 Год назад +35

      The worst part is I'm no better than Cory I actually don't know how a famine happens is the ground or water just yucky sometimes? Idk doesn't matter

    • @Subpar1O1
      @Subpar1O1 Год назад +138

      @@fartquaviasdingle7876 the tldr version is that Ireland was so poor back then that there was next to no livestock for food, so they relied on potatoes as their one and only food source. The Famine started when a disease that was called the Potato Blight got into the soil and would make any potatoes it touched straight up inedible. Since their food source went kaput a lot of people died and Ireland's population nearly halved. Cory isn't wrong in a weird way, it's not that the Irish then couldn't grow potatoes, it's just that the ground was in a state where it couldn't grow anything

    • @blunderbuss1395
      @blunderbuss1395 Год назад +92

      @@Subpar1O1 i think the worst part is tomar saying like "the world learned an important lesson not to rely on a single crop" like the irish had much choice lol

    • @aguacatedealer
      @aguacatedealer Год назад +59

      @@blunderbuss1395 also didn't the troubles have something to do with it? as in britain purposefully sabotaging their food supply

    • @blunderbuss1395
      @blunderbuss1395 Год назад +3

      @@aguacatedealer i think so?

  • @paddythelegend1671
    @paddythelegend1671 2 года назад +8578

    With Cory and Adam on this channel it's a miracle this compilation isn't 9 hours long

    • @lavbubl
      @lavbubl 2 года назад +211

      its the opposite of a miracle

    • @PeepingSam
      @PeepingSam 2 года назад +177

      That's so mean lmao

    • @alphalax7747
      @alphalax7747 2 года назад +19

      @@lavbubl sin?

    • @Munchie007
      @Munchie007 2 года назад +87

      @@PeepingSam🐸, do you like this emoji? I do

    • @funkymonkey2k425
      @funkymonkey2k425 2 года назад +104

      cory and adam on suicide watch

  • @YuasBirds
    @YuasBirds 2 года назад +3154

    Cory forgetting about WWII and not understanding how a great famine happens is easily one of the funniest things to happen this year

    • @Preacherjonson
      @Preacherjonson 2 года назад +302

      Tomar trying to explain the concept of famine whilst everyone else is losing it was a beautiful moment.

    • @mspaint93
      @mspaint93 2 года назад +100

      That whole bit makes me tremble everytime I see it I'm laughing so hard. Like listening to man talk about history but he was in a coma from the age of 7-20

    • @InsidePhil
      @InsidePhil 2 года назад +94

      How long until he forgets about 9/11

    • @nobafan7515
      @nobafan7515 2 года назад +78

      Mine was when Adam got so high he let himself get ripped off and then got angry at the guy and didn't take accountability for his irresponsibility.

    • @lowhp_comic
      @lowhp_comic 2 года назад +25

      "BEST OF CORY BEING CRAZY" is basically the extended cut to this video

  • @nikobutterbar928
    @nikobutterbar928 2 года назад +2132

    “That’s like calling a kettle black” is such a great Cory moment

    • @projectonyx6491
      @projectonyx6491 2 года назад +291

      i didn't even notice he said that. I just heard "calling the kettle black" and knew what he was talking about. Gotta love Coeryisms

    • @wajihbec1087
      @wajihbec1087 2 года назад +8

      As a person.

    • @Drock1467
      @Drock1467 2 года назад +181

      Its how he already considers himself the Pot. The one thing they’re all on the same page about

    • @hypno5690
      @hypno5690 2 года назад +256

      There's a moment in the Sims where Cory says "Have them fight to the bath." clearly trying to say "fight to the death" and Tomar just says "....bath?" and nobody addresses it. What a waterbrained specimen

    • @PissBoys
      @PissBoys 2 года назад +95

      It ranks right up there with ‘mother bearing hips’.

  • @pajamapantsjack
    @pajamapantsjack 2 года назад +1699

    I like how his description of why alien ware sucks is because they can’t survive being destroyed

    • @orangy57
      @orangy57 2 года назад +62

      then again those laptops do look like theyd be built like tanks

    • @ThoughtShift
      @ThoughtShift 2 года назад +189

      It's sucks because I threw it down the stairs

    • @donet0death240
      @donet0death240 Год назад +18

      @@orangy57the best part is it wasn’t even a laptop

    • @vhs1894
      @vhs1894 Год назад +13

      Big hole came out of it 😔

    • @jatinmarcob2128
      @jatinmarcob2128 Год назад +8

      ​@donet0death240 Wait, seriously? Holy shit that makes it 10x funnier than it already was

  • @ExaltedUriel
    @ExaltedUriel 2 года назад +1355

    Adam describing parkour as "a mix of running away and acrobat" is actually genius.

    • @CheenoWeigh
      @CheenoWeigh 2 года назад +63

      It’s a simple description from a simple man.

    • @DexterousRed
      @DexterousRed 2 года назад +6

      I mean.. he’s not wrong, though.

    • @CheenoWeigh
      @CheenoWeigh 2 года назад +4

      Right and water is wet.

    • @CheenoWeigh
      @CheenoWeigh 2 года назад +6

      ““You're right” is emphatic and unambiguous, whereas “You're not wrong” (or “you wouldn't be wrong”) has a flavor of the conditional about it, though it means essentially the same thing.”

    • @DexterousRed
      @DexterousRed 2 года назад +14

      @@CheenoWeigh You’re not wrong

  • @PatienceKiss
    @PatienceKiss 2 года назад +1144

    18:20 The way Adam laughs at the first three puns while chris is appalled, then chris laughs at the stopsign joke while Adam can't even register the humor is poetic.

    • @31luckispucki10
      @31luckispucki10 Год назад +198

      The little "I love you Adam" after that makes it even funnier in my opinion.

    • @zaccwiggins
      @zaccwiggins Год назад +143

      It’s perfect comedy how Adam actually laughs at the intentionally bad jokes, but doesn’t get the actually witty joke

    • @Th4t_W33B
      @Th4t_W33B Год назад +6

      Someone pls explain the stop sign joke I feel like fool

    • @zaccwiggins
      @zaccwiggins Год назад +70

      @@Th4t_W33B Sans says “when fighting, think about blue stop signs” but the text it highlighted in yellow instead of blue.

    • @florbo1576
      @florbo1576 Год назад

      ​@@zaccwigginsInbreeding

  • @squidge477
    @squidge477 2 года назад +894

    Lyle's genuine "what?" when Adam was talking about Naruto killed me.

  • @absolutezerochill2700
    @absolutezerochill2700 2 года назад +4341

    How odd...
    I swear Adam has been on the show for longer than 37 minutes.

    • @t.b.cont.
      @t.b.cont. 2 года назад +188

      His presence is timeless

    • @jkid3525
      @jkid3525 2 года назад

      @@absolutezerochill2700 what the fuck are u trying to communicate

    • @hbaggg
      @hbaggg Год назад +17

      cory, too

    • @WanderingChin
      @WanderingChin Год назад

      L
      Mmlo😅😊😊😊😊😊😅😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😅

    • @eddiebendigo7317
      @eddiebendigo7317 Год назад +12

      37 minutes too long

  • @Rainbonana
    @Rainbonana 2 года назад +879

    I love how easily entertained Adam gets by Sans' stupid puns

    • @dylanberger8701
      @dylanberger8701 2 года назад +222

      hearing the cogs grinding as his single lingual neuron processes the joke is a gift.

    • @owainraysor5108
      @owainraysor5108 2 года назад

      The monkey with cymbals clicking to life so he can process the information and say “I get it!!!”

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 2 года назад +89

      @@dylanberger8701 his brain is underclocked at 50% speed

    • @powertheimmortal
      @powertheimmortal 2 года назад +90

      he was born to voice toriel and fall in love with a skeleton.

    • @lucasnadamas9317
      @lucasnadamas9317 2 года назад +20

      @@crackedemerald4930 More like overclocked at 5%

  • @HankGreenburg
    @HankGreenburg 2 года назад +654

    The "forgetting about the holocaust" bit is one of my favorite bits on this channel followed by "how do you have a famine you have ground everywhere"

  • @Boofinator681
    @Boofinator681 2 года назад +2249

    I loved hearing the story of the Alienware computer.
    “I got an Alienware computer but they suck.”
    “Why? What happened to it?”
    “I dropped it down the stairs”

    • @Sithedd
      @Sithedd 2 года назад +17

      HAHAHAHA YEAH!

    • @Neon_SilverFox
      @Neon_SilverFox 2 года назад +278

      Zach: "You plugged it in, you used it.....then you unplugged it, you were so excited that you had it, you jumped up and down."
      Lyle: "You unscrewed the DVI Cables, pulled it out."
      Zach: "and then jumped in excitement and threw it."
      Probably the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.

    • @aniquinstark4347
      @aniquinstark4347 2 года назад +48

      A big hole came out of it

    • @pickedceasar1216
      @pickedceasar1216 2 года назад +60

      @@Neon_SilverFox the best part is is that he didn't deny any if that so I assume it's true

    • @cringeybydefault4151
      @cringeybydefault4151 Год назад +9

      I was at work listening to this and it was so hard not to burst out laughing at that part

  • @MistaBrandoVA
    @MistaBrandoVA 2 года назад +989

    Cory referring to Big Ben as the Uncle Ben Towers never ceases to make me laugh like a maniac

    • @deadlikedisco4726
      @deadlikedisco4726 2 года назад +86

      Every time the bell tolls, a single grain of rice is released into the tower. Soon it will be filled and Uncle Ben will have had his revenge on us all.

    • @blunderbuss1395
      @blunderbuss1395 2 года назад +52

      ben drowned tower

    • @theschnozzola8994
      @theschnozzola8994 Год назад +11

      ​@@deadlikedisco4726 thats like an evil sandtimer

  • @maskychain816
    @maskychain816 Год назад +260

    One reason I love Adam is because like 90% of the stuff he says about himself willingly and completely unprompted you couldn't beat out of most people

    • @hobosnake1
      @hobosnake1 Месяц назад +2

      I wonder how much of it is true, but it feels like 90% if I had to guess based on the perceived earnesty of it.

  • @SwissSauce
    @SwissSauce 2 года назад +668

    I love how Adam, after attempting multiple different “narrarator voices” eventually just defaults back to his normal voice and acts like it’s a new one

  • @drvincemd
    @drvincemd 2 года назад +896

    You can't convince me that Adam isn't stoned out of his gourd 24/7

    • @Ethan-fb3yb
      @Ethan-fb3yb Год назад +55

      When I want to drink, Adam levels of cognition is the goal

  • @Charles-yu7sr
    @Charles-yu7sr 2 года назад +1290

    The unoficial best of Adam and Cory duo

  • @halbery
    @halbery 2 года назад +234

    we can’t gloss over adam saying “aye matey” in response to him being told he’s from ireland

    • @ImNotFine44
      @ImNotFine44 Год назад

      Are we going to gloss over adam randomly telling the entire internet how he used to fuck pillows as a kid?

  • @isdel9474
    @isdel9474 2 года назад +449

    Cory’s translation bit was on the cusp of being one of the greatest bits on the show, had Chris and Zach picked up what Cory was doing

    • @orangeman3220
      @orangeman3220 2 года назад +87

      Their hubris INFLATED their heads

    • @orangy57
      @orangy57 2 года назад +167

      I love how it's the same thing that Zach talked about on sleepycast where he said that he'd be able to say "can I sharpen a pencil" if he was kidnapped by germans yet he doesn't even pick up on the joke

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 2 года назад

      @@orangy57 holy fuck that makes Corey somehow smarter and stupidet

    • @sportsnerd100
      @sportsnerd100 2 года назад +20

      Except cory ruined the bit

    • @turkeygod6665
      @turkeygod6665 2 года назад +5

      Maybe, but I don't really see where they'd go with that honestly

  • @ZikkityZakOTA
    @ZikkityZakOTA 2 года назад +176

    Cory laughing hysterically at the baby is the best thing I've heard this compilation

  • @SailorLen_
    @SailorLen_ 2 года назад +383

    Adam casually shares information that the CIA couldn't get out of me if they waterboarded me

    • @fajile5109
      @fajile5109 Год назад +39

      Omg those poor pillows.

    • @misteraxeman2680
      @misteraxeman2680 Год назад

      ​@@fajile5109Lucky pillows 😏

    • @ImNotFine44
      @ImNotFine44 Год назад +32

      I cant believe he just randomly brought up that pillow story

  • @FROEZOEN
    @FROEZOEN 2 года назад +3444

    Surprised this isn't just 6 hours of Cory trying to talk about porn

    • @Guts_Brando
      @Guts_Brando 2 года назад +116

      Coconut oil

    • @lowhp_comic
      @lowhp_comic 2 года назад +212

      Or magically mispronouncing words so bad it becomes its own word. Still remember their Sonic Heroes chat about getting him to talk to a hot girl at the bar and he's like
      _"I WOLL PROTEND DO BE A MOUTDBREAVER"_

    • @LeGabrielMan
      @LeGabrielMan 2 года назад +25

      Warm sticky yogurt

    • @shplorf1977
      @shplorf1977 2 года назад +46

      You're forgetting about anything Adam says

    • @nearlyrighteouslad3213
      @nearlyrighteouslad3213 2 года назад +16

      Or most anything with Adam in it

  • @Crispifordthe3rd515
    @Crispifordthe3rd515 2 года назад +248

    "How do you have a famine? you have a...uhh, ground everywhere."
    Probably my favorite Cory moment

  • @sweetpepino1907
    @sweetpepino1907 2 года назад +133

    "How do you have a famine when you have a ground everywhere?" is an ALL TIMER

  • @IAmCipeRamo
    @IAmCipeRamo 2 года назад +748

    Cory: “How do you have a famine if you have a ground everywhere” i’m fucking coughing i need to watch the civilization gameplay if it has moments like these

    • @Marcoodo
      @Marcoodo 2 года назад +51

      W series

    • @jackiebicboichan1674
      @jackiebicboichan1674 2 года назад +73

      Wait till you hear Chris and Zach teach Tomar about the Lord of the Rings.

    • @TheAndrewj96
      @TheAndrewj96 2 года назад +30

      @@jackiebicboichan1674 “What is big, veiny, and between my legs?”
      “That would be your extended finger!”

    • @torchcato4625
      @torchcato4625 2 года назад +51

      @@jackiebicboichan1674 “gandalf is a type of gollum” always makes me fucking lose my shit

  • @xSmuggen
    @xSmuggen 2 года назад +235

    We thought Cory was the ceiling on this thing but Adam rolled up and exposed us to the sky

    • @maverickbmp
      @maverickbmp Год назад +12

      This is a beautiful description. Thank you

  • @FREVQUEBEATS
    @FREVQUEBEATS 2 года назад +98

    adam really feels like manufactured stupid
    like it’s almost inconceivable that someone actually functions the ways he does

    • @raine0000
      @raine0000 Год назад +13

      I think so, it seems feigned

    • @xythrr
      @xythrr 10 месяцев назад +4

      I wish I was him

  • @rowleyryan9025
    @rowleyryan9025 2 года назад +968

    There hasn’t been enough time to finish it but I’m guessing it’s mostly Adam drooling on his bib

  • @IAmTheDoctor00
    @IAmTheDoctor00 2 года назад +132

    I fucking love Adam. His cadence and honesty is super endearing. Cracks me the fuck up.

  • @BedsheetGhost_
    @BedsheetGhost_ Год назад +24

    Adam is literally the most tragic person maybe ever.

  • @skulibaumgardner242
    @skulibaumgardner242 2 года назад +403

    Good thing Adam’s here to bring some neurodiversity to the show

  • @BladedStrider
    @BladedStrider 2 года назад +126

    22:48 I'm pretty sure Adam meant to say Miyamoto which is even worse because he was thinking that the guy that created Mario also probably created Castle in the sky. Certified Adam moment.

    • @alfiegordon9013
      @alfiegordon9013 Год назад +35

      The fact his brain managed Quasimodo > Miyamoto > Miyazaki genuinely stuns me every time

    • @SpannyShot
      @SpannyShot Месяц назад +5

      Quasimodo predicted all of this

    • @tobin2.0
      @tobin2.0 Месяц назад

      ​@@SpannyShotNostradamus

  • @EverydayMonk
    @EverydayMonk 2 года назад +198

    "Was he making a joke?" 19:33. I love Adam.

  • @rustyy674
    @rustyy674 2 года назад +556

    How is this not a compilation of every episode on this channel

    • @mcoupe69
      @mcoupe69 2 года назад +27

      Because not every episode has Adam

    • @monumentalsin3552
      @monumentalsin3552 2 года назад +7

      That's pretty much been all the comps. You know how many times "18 things of coffee" is in comps. Plus whatever off shelf comp other people put together

    • @xythrr
      @xythrr 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@monumentalsin3552 And I will NEVER get tired of consuming the slop

  • @SilentWindODoom
    @SilentWindODoom 2 года назад +65

    The failed roleplay about the interpreter is going to be in every compilation from now on, isn't it?
    And it deserves to be there every... single... time.
    Zach's freaked out screaming the bit is dead after years of forcing others to be the frayed-nerved straightman is one of my favorite moments in the channel's history.

  • @nicolord-schutze6261
    @nicolord-schutze6261 2 года назад +83

    I think Adam's been holding the orb of confusion for too long

  • @davidgarcia0604
    @davidgarcia0604 2 года назад +393

    So glad you guys finally made a best of Adam

    • @thengyyy4062
      @thengyyy4062 2 года назад +2

      That exists

    • @ImNotFine44
      @ImNotFine44 Год назад +1

      @@thengyyy4062no shit, we’re watching it

  • @SevenAsses
    @SevenAsses 2 года назад +159

    Cory losing his shit over yellow baby getting peltered with food is my favorite.

  • @samanthaalbanese7441
    @samanthaalbanese7441 2 года назад +137

    I adore how adam is a disproportionate contributor per amount of videos each person is in

    • @ethanpayne4116
      @ethanpayne4116 2 года назад +36

      Adam's presence makes for instant gold, he's just so much of a wildcard

  • @brickowls7886
    @brickowls7886 2 года назад +728

    my braindead moment was subscribing to the channel

    • @SnipingIsAGoodJobMate
      @SnipingIsAGoodJobMate 2 года назад +128

      That was your brainblast moment

    • @groovetomanny
      @groovetomanny 2 года назад +4

      :o

    • @megaultradamn
      @megaultradamn 2 года назад +21

      @@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate Braincell momento

    • @aidanayers2093
      @aidanayers2093 2 года назад +7

      More like a no-brainer

    • @GabAssbreaker
      @GabAssbreaker 2 года назад +9

      My IQ dropped like 100 points just by hearing Cory not getting the grasp of how improv. works. srsly that shit was painful (yet hilarious).

  • @vikingsbball21
    @vikingsbball21 2 года назад +51

    Tomar explaining the Irish potato famine to Cory as if Cory was a child is so surreal to me

    • @FloofMother
      @FloofMother Год назад +7

      It gets better because Tomar was wrong too

  • @Nova030
    @Nova030 Год назад +52

    I think i just fully realized the joke Cory was doing during the translator joke, and its actually pretty funny lmfao
    The joke is, Chris is speaking the foreign language and fully intending to answer. Cory is a sham translator that got a very important high up job by faking the credentials, and then when asked to do that job, they've only got the "Hi, can you show me the bathroom?" beginners level sentences. "I am from France." "This is my pencil." style translations.
    Or I'm overthinking it lmao

    • @SpykeTheSU
      @SpykeTheSU Год назад +13

      I kinda thought that but the fact that he struggles to perform the bit properly when it’s plainly explained to him by Chris and Zach kinda calls into question his intentions. But that being said I think you’re correct

    • @nightskye5208
      @nightskye5208 Год назад +22

      ​@@SpykeTheSUyou worded that like its a true crime documentary watching the interrogation lmfao

    • @SpykeTheSU
      @SpykeTheSU Год назад +4

      @@nightskye5208 Thanks I audibly laughed at that. This is a wonderful start to my morning. 😆

  • @frog42
    @frog42 2 года назад +29

    The "oh I get it" made that so funny. Adam's genuine reactions are the best

  • @FALLOUT450
    @FALLOUT450 2 года назад +166

    The boys all share a singular big bulbous braincell connected by their umbilical cords with each other

    • @WOLFZLLA
      @WOLFZLLA 2 года назад +36

      And Adam and Cory obviously got the knotted end.

    • @FALLOUT450
      @FALLOUT450 2 года назад +23

      @@WOLFZLLA Cory knotted his 6 times in a row because he missed the old days

    • @snerttt
      @snerttt 2 года назад +8

      that's vile to think about; thanks.

    • @FALLOUT450
      @FALLOUT450 2 года назад +3

      @@snerttt you're welcome, snert.

    • @KitKat_293
      @KitKat_293 2 года назад

      jeff is their professor utonium he hates what he created but they're still his kids

  • @donnoserg6043
    @donnoserg6043 2 года назад +280

    I remember a time I saw Zach in public, and he dropped down on all fours and attempted to suck my brain out of my nose. Great guy.

    • @grinshady0164
      @grinshady0164 2 года назад +15

      You must be really short

    • @donnoserg6043
      @donnoserg6043 2 года назад +29

      @@grinshady0164 he pounced on me to bring me down to his level

    • @penis9023
      @penis9023 2 года назад +4

      Typical zach ha hahah

    • @grinshady0164
      @grinshady0164 2 года назад +2

      @@donnoserg6043 Whatever you say Minimoy

  • @MrJurgenman
    @MrJurgenman 2 года назад +342

    I want an OnlyPlays Anti-ASMR compilation where it's just clips of them screaming or failing at the game

    • @boojersey13
      @boojersey13 2 года назад +16

      What do you mean anti ASMR that shit gives me the tinglie tingles

    • @daphats56
      @daphats56 2 года назад +18

      Wtf do you mean, just have regular OP episodes playing in your ear then

  • @bobaorc7839
    @bobaorc7839 Год назад +9

    "That's the spongebob character" has lived rent-free in my head context free, thank you for reminding me of the context

  • @fiberglassribcage3698
    @fiberglassribcage3698 2 года назад +77

    I never thought it was possible for Cory to look sane, but somehow Adam does it

  • @zackv3957
    @zackv3957 10 месяцев назад +11

    "Hey guys, Mario. Thanks for seeing you next time."
    I cant breathe holy shit

  • @STRONTIumMuffin
    @STRONTIumMuffin 2 года назад +31

    Adan rushing reading is so fucking funny. No one tells him he's being to slow but he rushes every word and fumbles so much and laughs at himself I love it.

  • @4beamn
    @4beamn 2 года назад +65

    Oney please make a uncontrollable laughter compilation. I love it when everybody is cackling, screaming, just having a funny time

    • @randomassbag1992
      @randomassbag1992 2 года назад +5

      That's already a thing, it's called WE LOL

    • @4beamn
      @4beamn 2 года назад +5

      @@randomassbag1992 m o r e

  • @haydenb4235
    @haydenb4235 2 года назад +24

    “How do you have a famine? There’s ground everywhere” killed me

  • @realnimrod09
    @realnimrod09 Год назад +26

    if cory calls someone “empty headed” then you know you’re empty headed LMAOOO

  • @connorturnburke9083
    @connorturnburke9083 2 года назад +45

    "I'm dumb too so that's like calling the kettle black" 🤣

  • @ScrunkleGoon
    @ScrunkleGoon 2 года назад +208

    Hey this reminds me of the time Joshua Tomar took an ice cream scooper to my head at a convention in 2019, popped my skull open, and de-brained me in under 10 seconds. What a great time getting up and close with the Oney crew!

    • @Crispifordthe3rd515
      @Crispifordthe3rd515 2 года назад +6

      Jesus Christ, you guys try to hard for likes sometimes I swear.
      That or you're just trying to get me into a PTSD episode, in which case I'm both annoyed AND terrified.

    • @ScrunkleGoon
      @ScrunkleGoon 2 года назад +6

      @@Crispifordthe3rd515 PTSD? How? Did you get your brain scooped out too or something? We just enjoy telling our encounters with the OneyPlays gang

    • @Crispifordthe3rd515
      @Crispifordthe3rd515 2 года назад +16

      @@ScrunkleGoon mines a bit different, I got my kneecaps shot off while riding a bicycle down the road at age 10. Tomar came over to me and said "I am sorry little one. The Emerald is mine." And grabbed the green candy ring off my finger.
      Only moments later did he realize his mistake and in anger he shot off my finger and threw the ring in my eye. I'm crippled, partially blind, and am missing a finger. So yeah, PTSD is the right word.

    • @ScrunkleGoon
      @ScrunkleGoon 2 года назад +7

      @@Crispifordthe3rd515 I'm so sorry to hear!! Tomar can get a bit fussy, I've heard. It must've been a full moon that night, you can't blame him. When the blood moon rises, his urge to reunite with his beloved emeralds can turn... violent.

    • @xythrr
      @xythrr 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@Crispifordthe3rd515
      That sounds like a tomy momy

  • @JarthenGreenmeadow
    @JarthenGreenmeadow 2 года назад +52

    "I had an Alienware computer they suck"
    "What happened"
    "I dropped it down the stairs"
    lmao

  • @morose1434
    @morose1434 Год назад +30

    I like how the brain dead compilation has a large amount of Adam despite his relative low appearance rate

  • @fop942
    @fop942 2 года назад +97

    adam laughing at sans's jokes is actually cute as fuck lmfao

  • @terencecobain
    @terencecobain 2 года назад +92

    Corey is Adam's evolution.

  • @weekle123
    @weekle123 Год назад +14

    Tomar diligently explaining how a famine happens while talking over the rest of them dying always kills me

  • @RespectThePep
    @RespectThePep 2 года назад +58

    it’s crazy how they found Adam as a drunk hobo outside and after getting him to eat a lit cigarette, the rest was history!

    • @TylerHolt-hh5cf
      @TylerHolt-hh5cf Год назад +4

      Adam did it for free, from what I heard. Lyle didn't want anything to do with Adam, in this state, as its canon knowledge that Lyle hates the Homeless. But Chris bleated, started plucking his eyelashes, and holding his breath in defiance.

  • @thatfunkadeus
    @thatfunkadeus Год назад +8

    "You stand accused of beheading a pregnant woman, why did you do that?"
    "Would you like to sharpen a pencil?"

  • @hpfan1816
    @hpfan1816 Год назад +13

    Adam dropping his PC down the stairs is the funniest thing ever

  • @ridgestorey9203
    @ridgestorey9203 10 месяцев назад +6

    My favorite thing about Adam’s stories is that they really are just a cold open into something no one could have guessed.

  • @lucasblanchard47
    @lucasblanchard47 2 года назад +22

    The fact that this isn’t a steady livestream until the end of time is pretty incredible.

  • @rc9145
    @rc9145 2 года назад +68

    Im surprised Cory and Adam lived past 12

  • @SIMIFU
    @SIMIFU 2 года назад +187

    If a part 2 ever gets made, you gotta include Cory and Adam in the thumbnail

  • @DrFopdoodle
    @DrFopdoodle 2 года назад +22

    It’s so nice of the Oney crew to finally give us a best of Adam compilation. He deserves it!

  • @adecenthuman7952
    @adecenthuman7952 2 года назад +158

    Lol these compilations are stretching further and further. Can't wait for best of sneezing and best of bathroom breaks.

    • @Wanup_Vodka
      @Wanup_Vodka 2 года назад +52

      Zach takes a bathroom break every episode

    • @icy6771
      @icy6771 2 года назад

      @@Wanup_Vodka Zach cant help it, He has Violent Diarrhea Fits every hour and the diaper can only hold so much

    • @alphalax7747
      @alphalax7747 2 года назад +12

      Best of breathing when

    • @janko1
      @janko1 2 года назад +12

      best of talking

    • @skibblebopper
      @skibblebopper 2 года назад +13

      Just wait for the "Best Of Best Ofs" vid

  • @Coaltergeist
    @Coaltergeist 2 года назад +23

    I fucking love how Adam went from Quasimodo to Miyazaki; maybe he was thinking Miyamoto?

  • @Salami_Snatch
    @Salami_Snatch 2 года назад +26

    Adam needs to be a voice actor and only use the first take, it's perfect

  • @Armadill0h
    @Armadill0h Год назад +19

    “Is the girl black or skintone?”
    Oh Adam.

  • @sticktackman
    @sticktackman Год назад +12

    gotta love how the best of braindead just turns in to the best of Adam

  • @Goji938
    @Goji938 Год назад +12

    The corey translator bit is my favorite moment on this whole channel

  • @tidusandjecht10
    @tidusandjecht10 2 года назад +13

    Adam’s way too funny. I wish I had him around his stories are phenomenal

  • @WplusMouse1
    @WplusMouse1 2 года назад +27

    I love the guy but I bet when Adam is around you hear whistling from his head as the wind passes right thru his ears

  • @WafflesOWNz
    @WafflesOWNz 2 года назад +21

    Adam is the most accidentally funny person of all time

  • @Waffles4War
    @Waffles4War 2 года назад +35

    Why isn't this just every oneyplays video connected together 💀

  • @SkilesHasFun
    @SkilesHasFun 2 года назад +5

    "Guy Forgets Why WWII Happened" might be my favorite piece of improv that I ever done witnessed.

  • @donGripo
    @donGripo Год назад +7

    I love how Adam constantly sounds like he woke up 20 seconds ago!

  • @bebop_557
    @bebop_557 2 года назад +10

    I feel like Cory and Adam's mere continued existence means this is going to be an ongoing compilation.

  • @phili.9304
    @phili.9304 2 года назад +22

    I like how laughing at sans jokes is considered braindead

    • @br3akstuff
      @br3akstuff Год назад +11

      It is

    • @absolutezerochill2700
      @absolutezerochill2700 8 месяцев назад

      Its because he laughs at the purposely bad jokes and completely misses the clever joke

  • @AleK0451
    @AleK0451 2 года назад +21

    finally the most relatable moments

  • @thecosmickid545
    @thecosmickid545 Год назад +6

    Adam is like that kid that you would dread getting picked in popcorn reading in elementary school

  • @hunterhuang2500
    @hunterhuang2500 2 года назад +37

    Corey and/or Adam are in pretty much every clip

  • @Blunko_McSqwuntley
    @Blunko_McSqwuntley 4 месяца назад +2

    Adam: I'm embarrassed, this is my new gig and I fucked up.
    Chris: It's ok.
    Adam: Oh yeah.

  • @thengyyy4062
    @thengyyy4062 2 года назад +11

    The best Adam stories always start with "when I was a kid"

  • @coopernut
    @coopernut Год назад +1

    I love that most of this stuff is Adam😂 like it is incredible how he can just drop stories out of nowhere without context

  • @swalfire1
    @swalfire1 2 года назад +17

    That holocaust part in the civ series had me dead even though it's like the 23rd time watching it

  • @obde
    @obde 2 года назад +6

    Gotta keep my own timestamps for reference, it's a nightmare finding specific clips when you wanna show someone else
    4:02 Guy forgets why world war 2 happened
    13:47 Alienware review

  • @miked.3673
    @miked.3673 2 года назад +5

    19:26 great moment. Thanks for putting this in

  • @RealClassixX
    @RealClassixX 11 месяцев назад +2

    Adam genuinely laughing at Sans' puns really tells you everything you need to know.

  • @genericname_
    @genericname_ 2 года назад +72

    Cory not understanding the translating bit will probably remain as the most embarrassing thing to happen on this channel

    • @TheGroingler
      @TheGroingler 2 года назад +29

      “As tall er as big as an ant” is still the at the top for me

    • @piecrumbs9951
      @piecrumbs9951 2 года назад +3

      2 Kirbys?

    • @fartquaviasdingle7876
      @fartquaviasdingle7876 Год назад +15

      Chris and Zach didn't understand Cory's bit, that's what made it funny tbh. Cory pulled the rug from under them to the point neither of them actually knew what to do

    • @fajile5109
      @fajile5109 Год назад +3

      @@fartquaviasdingle7876 no he thought he was a guy that just learned english but only the few phrases that a foreign class will teach like “i love hamburger” “my name is cory” but they never even implied that at all but he continued to think that was the bit he was suppose to play.

    • @fartquaviasdingle7876
      @fartquaviasdingle7876 Год назад

      @@fajile5109 Honestly you changed my mind.

  • @milobytz
    @milobytz 7 месяцев назад +1

    Corey's specific brand of trauma-driven autism freak outs are hilarious, because the normalized version makes no sense to him so he gets violently angry, like the french dip with cheese 😂He genuinely gets so upset sometimes and it just flies off the handle. I love Corey, keep doing you man. Maybe calm down sometimes though, your heads gonna just pop off some day from your blood pressure.

  • @johnstevenson5084
    @johnstevenson5084 Год назад +3

    i love tomar calmly explaining the potato famine while chris is loosing his mind

  • @jacknthat7500
    @jacknthat7500 2 года назад +167

    if cory was my friend i wouldn't tell anyone out of embarrassment

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 2 года назад +57

      That's so fucking mean lmao

    • @hecticscone
      @hecticscone 2 года назад +13

      he's like ET. i'd love being his friend but i would be obliged to keep him secret from everyone else

  • @GamerScottYT
    @GamerScottYT Год назад +10

    18:12 how has no one animated this😭

  • @guitarmaniac004
    @guitarmaniac004 2 года назад +15

    Without watching it, I feel like half this compilation is going to be everyone ripping on Adam.