Neil Breen has lost his mind. He fights clip art | So Bad It's Good 268 - Cade The Tortured Crossing

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  • Опубликовано: 30 янв 2025

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  • @JasonBrant
    @JasonBrant  9 месяцев назад +69

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    • @MrYago-xd7um
      @MrYago-xd7um 9 месяцев назад +3

      Using Breen to sell that green was glorious.

    • @JayPadrig
      @JayPadrig 9 месяцев назад

      He has orthopedic shoes 😅 who? The Tiger??? 😂😂😂

    • @skullbreaker025
      @skullbreaker025 9 месяцев назад

      Ok ok Erin we get it you lift and you flex

    • @kennethkeene433
      @kennethkeene433 9 месяцев назад

      So bad it’s good family, this movie was as hard to watch as divine eating a dog turd from pink flamingos

    • @JimNutt
      @JimNutt 9 месяцев назад +1

      No comments on the beard?

  • @crazyedwardo114
    @crazyedwardo114 9 месяцев назад +259

    Y’know, the thing about Neil Breen he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  9 месяцев назад +40

      🤣🤣 Well done.

    • @jackflash8218
      @jackflash8218 9 месяцев назад +5

      Bravo!! 👏👏👏👏👏

    • @MrYago-xd7um
      @MrYago-xd7um 9 месяцев назад +36

      ..So that's why he bulk buys tuna.

    • @treadstone1138
      @treadstone1138 9 месяцев назад +14

      And then you hear that terrible high-pitched screaming. Usually coming from Erin. Lol

    • @inrainbows1829
      @inrainbows1829 9 месяцев назад +10

      Farewell and ado to you fair Spanish ladies

  • @kylinsky
    @kylinsky 9 месяцев назад +140

    As an actor, he has the emotional range of someone who has been awake for 36 straight hours.

    • @logangodofcandy
      @logangodofcandy 9 месяцев назад +10

      Because that person had been born 36 hours ago.

    • @MrJamaigar
      @MrJamaigar 4 месяца назад +2

      Sleep for Neil is a privilege rather than a necessity; especially when he has a new movie in the making.
      He's got every script in his head, and they write themselves each.

    • @Soledoubt
      @Soledoubt 2 месяца назад

      Mystikal once said,," I'm cold as a lion with no hair. If you ever see me in the woods fighting a bear, help the bear!!"

    • @didgruntleddansnyderfan
      @didgruntleddansnyderfan 15 дней назад

      Why did you make fun of Neil Breen?! I can not believe you made fun of Neil Breen! How could you have made fun of Neil breen?

    • @AlexArt2001
      @AlexArt2001 6 дней назад

      Or as someone who hasnt woken up yet.

  • @SuperMickyChow
    @SuperMickyChow 9 месяцев назад +192

    While Sifu Seagal waslks with an air of confidence that's rarely seen in this day and age, Neil Breen stares like a slightly bewildered rodent...

    • @cujoedaman
      @cujoedaman 9 месяцев назад +22

      Deer in headlights

    • @Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub
      @Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub 9 месяцев назад +27

      Neil Breen : "Who am I? What am I?"
      Sifu Seagal: "I do like me the f@$# outta some cookies"

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  9 месяцев назад +46

      He walks with the air of a dirty diaper.

    • @sicksixgamer2694
      @sicksixgamer2694 9 месяцев назад +8

      Bro, im so glad I was alone in the office when I read this because I cackled 😂

    • @logibear453
      @logibear453 8 месяцев назад +1

      Rodent.......lmfao!!

  • @Playit2death
    @Playit2death 9 месяцев назад +130

    Every scene feels like you're playing a 90s PC FMV point n click game 😂

    • @zatozatoichi7920
      @zatozatoichi7920 6 месяцев назад +3

      Nah, it's much worse. : DDD

    • @LifesNeverHumDrum
      @LifesNeverHumDrum 5 месяцев назад

      That’s what I like about it honestly

    • @BigBossReaper
      @BigBossReaper 3 месяца назад

      Except those games where actually good

    • @BigBossReaper
      @BigBossReaper 3 месяца назад +1

      Ever played the Frankenstein game? It had Tim Curry in it

    • @Naldito15
      @Naldito15 2 месяца назад

      ​@@BigBossReapertim curry was in a lot of low budget pc games of the 90s for some reason, which is surprising after the success of home alone 2

  • @chadwickerman
    @chadwickerman 9 месяцев назад +79

    Neil has created a movement, a cinema nouveau. We shall call it Breenscreen.

  • @Malrottian
    @Malrottian 9 месяцев назад +100

    My theory about Tortured Crossing is that he did it as a point and click game, realized he had NO idea how to program, and just slapped it into a movie.

    • @robotatomico83
      @robotatomico83 9 месяцев назад +14

      Thought the same thing! It felt like a cross between Monkey Island and Mortal Kombat!

    • @Clemppu
      @Clemppu 9 месяцев назад +16

      This "green screen characters pasted on backgrounds" style fits *exactly* the aesthetics of late '90s Sierra FMV adventure games like Phantasmagoria or Gabriel Knight 2.
      This isn't a traditional movie per se, rather than a bad FMV adventure game.

    • @MakaRonMcPasta
      @MakaRonMcPasta 9 месяцев назад

      I doubt this man knows what a point & click game is.
      He just bought a bunch of pics from Shutterstcok and made a green screen movie using those pics as backgrounds because it's easier than going outside.

    • @LifesNeverHumDrum
      @LifesNeverHumDrum 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@robotatomico83for me it was Phantasmagoria

  • @stephen70edwards
    @stephen70edwards 9 месяцев назад +333

    Erin's Mercury poisoning hypothesis is the most plausible explanation for the man I've heard yet

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  9 месяцев назад +46

      It makes as much sense as anything else.

    • @spocko2181
      @spocko2181 9 месяцев назад +3

      Laziness is an even better explanation. At least his earlier films had actual locations.

    • @refinedsugar
      @refinedsugar 9 месяцев назад +19

      I'll stick with ego, narcissism but mercury is certainly more fun

    • @MariuszMroczek-dd7ku
      @MariuszMroczek-dd7ku 9 месяцев назад +3

      Caution. These Breenwaves make you laugh and run into oncoming traffic.

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley 9 месяцев назад

      There’s enough selenium in tuna that any mercury is seriously reduced….

  • @BGNOLA
    @BGNOLA 9 месяцев назад +68

    Neil found an "abandoned buildings" file on Shutterstock and said "PAYDIRT!"

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr 9 месяцев назад +7

      he has got enough content for another 10 movies!

    • @MrJamaigar
      @MrJamaigar 4 месяца назад +1

      Neil is a hermit filmmaker now, the hospital is his "Dagobah" and the Wing Warrior is following in his footsteps.

    • @BGNOLA
      @BGNOLA 4 месяца назад

      @@cvspvr what stock footage was to Ed Wood, Breen is to shutterstock

  • @SubaruMalibu
    @SubaruMalibu 9 месяцев назад +144

    The dance number really ties this whole thing together.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  9 месяцев назад +30

      The pinnacle of filmmaking.

    • @pascheblog
      @pascheblog 9 месяцев назад +9

      His next movies should be a musical 😁

    • @random22026
      @random22026 9 месяцев назад +3

      Breen's philosophy? 'Use Your DELUSION'

    • @BrianYapleOfficial
      @BrianYapleOfficial 9 месяцев назад +1

      Madame Web… is that you?

    • @random22026
      @random22026 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@JasonBrant Stalactite, or stalagmite?

  • @Boonehams
    @Boonehams 9 месяцев назад +14

    The best description I have ever heard of this movie is that it looks like a full-motion video point-and-click adventure game from the early 90s, like Phantasmagoria or Harvester.

  • @Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub
    @Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub 9 месяцев назад +139

    I like to imagine David Lynch watching one of Neil's movies and shouting "What the @#!$ is happening?!"

    • @MrYago-xd7um
      @MrYago-xd7um 9 месяцев назад +17

      I'd go one step further to imagine Lynch doing an Ed Wood style biopic.

    • @jculver1674
      @jculver1674 9 месяцев назад

      That's like cinematic karma.

    • @TheCaptainSlappy
      @TheCaptainSlappy 9 месяцев назад +8

      "Somehow...Mad Man Breen has returned." -John Carpenter

    • @joshuablack8221
      @joshuablack8221 9 месяцев назад

      Man… 👀🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

    • @EliDEVITTSpeaks
      @EliDEVITTSpeaks 9 месяцев назад

      Well lynch does things intentionally so u wouldn't blame him.

  • @jeroenvandenhark1480
    @jeroenvandenhark1480 9 месяцев назад +16

    The RLM guys watched this only last week. Alongside a priceless bit where Neil's Ferrari is inserted into Return of the Jedi, there's this observation:
    Jay: Well, where does Neil Breen go from here?
    Rich Evans: The grave.

  • @Elkyrie2
    @Elkyrie2 9 месяцев назад +134

    The tiger animation is apparently the ONLY thing Neil let someone else do, and he still micromanaged the shit out of it. The lady who did it said that she COULD do much better (and showed him), but the end result tiger fight is what Neil WANTED.

    • @juicyfruit6311
      @juicyfruit6311 9 месяцев назад +30

      I was about to post this. Breen looked for someone who could animate a tiger. The person he hired did the job. She wanted to touch up the tiger but he didn't want it. Breenius!

    • @refinedsugar
      @refinedsugar 9 месяцев назад +21

      He needs complete artistic control, man! You don't understand how much it hurts him when he has to credit another person in his films.

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley 9 месяцев назад +2

      I believe that he wanted the tiger to be pure white. Or, I guess, to have white stripes rather than black…

    • @SilverSamurai12
      @SilverSamurai12 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@refinedsugar No one is going to want that baggage following them around for the rest of their career though.

    • @refinedsugar
      @refinedsugar 9 месяцев назад

      @@SilverSamurai12 plenty of evidence says otherwise lol

  • @breadmeister
    @breadmeister 9 месяцев назад +17

    Neil Breen's next movie will not even have the green screen keyed out. And the move after that will just be Neil Breen staring into the camera for two hours without blinking.

  • @Uncle_T
    @Uncle_T 9 месяцев назад +123

    I love how he has realised he can shoot EVERYTHING -THE WHOLE DAMN MOVIE in front of a green screen in his living room now so he doesn't even have to venture outside to any bothersome locations. I'm picturing the catering consisting of tv-dinners that were on sale (buy 5 pay for 4) in his freezer and a microwave oven. :)

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  9 месяцев назад +42

      TV dinners for catering is hilarious.

    • @MrEMann
      @MrEMann 9 месяцев назад +19

      Breen-screen!

    • @johnofmalta
      @johnofmalta 9 месяцев назад +10

      I want the BTS and director’s commentary on the Neil Breen Criterion Collection.

    • @BGNOLA
      @BGNOLA 9 месяцев назад +10

      He probably went greenscreen with covid, but it'll be interesting to see if he sticks with it (you just know he's got another movie lined up)

    • @karldammann
      @karldammann 9 месяцев назад +2

      Well, he did claim "catering" in at least one of his movies.

  • @motelghost477
    @motelghost477 9 месяцев назад +32

    There's only one genuine psychiatric patient in this movie.

  • @1massboy
    @1massboy 9 месяцев назад +60

    The man, the myth, the legend. The Breeniverse returns. And Dave is here to witness it. Glorious!

    • @stevejohnson6593
      @stevejohnson6593 9 месяцев назад +10

      The Breeniverse has always been. It's only expanding ....now

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  9 месяцев назад +15

      Can't watch Breejesus without Dave.

  • @CliffordtheOrangeCat
    @CliffordtheOrangeCat 9 месяцев назад +31

    I am struggling with the fact that this video is titled, "Neil Breen has lost his mind". I mean, I have seen clips of his other films, and his mind's picture has been on a milk carton for a VERY long time.

  • @ツツツツツツツツツツ
    @ツツツツツツツツツツ 9 месяцев назад +214

    Jason Brant: The Tortured Watching

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  9 месяцев назад +64

      The Tortured Liver

    • @ZERO_O7X
      @ZERO_O7X 9 месяцев назад +18

      Never try the Neil Breen drinking game at home. 😂

    • @dirtycrewman
      @dirtycrewman 9 месяцев назад +10

      @@ZERO_O7X It should show a disclaimer on screen "Performed by trained professionals".

    • @Thrashaero
      @Thrashaero 9 месяцев назад +2

      What's really torturesome is having Erin's feet dividing all the mind bending Breen scenes.

    • @MrJamaigar
      @MrJamaigar 4 месяца назад +1

      Cale didn't even get to see his old torture dungeon one last time, sadly. 😞
      Now, that is a real shame.

  • @Phucketmcsucket
    @Phucketmcsucket 9 месяцев назад +8

    16:26 making his guests sleep on the cold hard foyer floor legitimately seems like something Neil Breen would do

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley 7 месяцев назад

      Making his actors pretend to sleep on a green floor, actually…

  • @JasonBrant
    @JasonBrant  9 месяцев назад +320

    I gotta know what everyone thinks - is Neil Breen in on the joke?

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 9 месяцев назад +117

      I've learned from the internet that some people are clearly delusional

    • @NabeelKhan-lx2ly
      @NabeelKhan-lx2ly 9 месяцев назад +114

      No, he genuinely thinks he's making art. He's a misunderstood genius in his world.

    • @alexakaa.charlesross8919
      @alexakaa.charlesross8919 9 месяцев назад +119

      I listened to an interview with the person who did the CGI for the tiger and based on what she said I don't think he's joking. She basically said he wanted the tiger to look that way to give it like an "ethereal" quality.

    • @dothex
      @dothex 9 месяцев назад +38

      No.. He's been trying to tell us he's an alien for years!

    • @seanriley1445
      @seanriley1445 9 месяцев назад +31

      I think he's kinda in on it, but doesn't really care. He enjoys making movies, even if they are laughable.

  • @millerbai
    @millerbai 4 месяца назад +1

    But let's be fair: You could give the most creative and talented writers all the money and time in the world,
    they still could never come up with a Neil-Breen-movie. Only Neil Breen can.
    He really is peerless in that regard.

  • @Arivmario
    @Arivmario 9 месяцев назад +151

    He’s at a different level. We just can’t grasp his IQ

    • @MariuszMroczek-dd7ku
      @MariuszMroczek-dd7ku 9 месяцев назад +22

      Breen has obviously passed the Ninth Gate.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  9 месяцев назад +36

      I can't begin to comprehend his genius.

    • @SCLStuntFan
      @SCLStuntFan 9 месяцев назад +4

      I was gonna say "you can't grasp what isn't", but I'm more respectful than that... I think.

    • @Arivmario
      @Arivmario 9 месяцев назад +11

      @@SCLStuntFan We don’t drive a Ferrari, but he does. Then again he walks on water too.

    • @craighofmann638
      @craighofmann638 9 месяцев назад +7

      He's playing 8 dimensional chess.

  • @AmityvilleFan
    @AmityvilleFan 9 месяцев назад +6

    This crap works ingenious in cinemas. The speech at the beginning - absolutely draws in the audience.
    And the dance-scene? Everyone clapped. It was INSANE.

  • @stephen70edwards
    @stephen70edwards 9 месяцев назад +96

    Henceforth, it shall be known as "Breen Screen"

    • @GryTrk
      @GryTrk 9 месяцев назад

      Son of a bitch, he stole my line... 😂

  • @Darkja
    @Darkja 9 месяцев назад +40

    Yeah, i think people miss the fact that Breen probably shot this around 2020 to 2021 (and edited around 2022), and i think THAT is the reason this is pure green screen, I hope that he makes a new one and relies less on it.
    However, Breen is quite older, he is 65 right now, Double Down came out in 2005, Breen was around 45 at the time, but right now i dont think he is quite capable of even going uphill like he did back then, or going downhill without rolling, he has always moved quite weirdly, but here you can feel his age, not even able to do a light jog without breaking something.
    I really hope he makes another one, but man, we have to accept that the guy wont be doing much moving around if he does.

    • @mir6920
      @mir6920 9 месяцев назад +6

      he can go the sifu Seagal route and just sit in a chair for alll the action scenes! Maybe do a light waddle around to show how he's still in peak physical condition..

    • @p7584
      @p7584 9 месяцев назад +5

      Really? That was a ROUGH 45.

    • @raziberry1595
      @raziberry1595 8 месяцев назад +2

      I feel like he would have overused green screen even without lockdown, he started using it heavily in twisted pair already

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi 7 месяцев назад +2

      Wait, he's only 65?! He looks like a 75 - 80yo man that dyes his hair

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley 7 месяцев назад

      I think that Breen is about ten years older than he claims to be. There’s an entry from a high school yearbook with a picture that’s recognizable as Breen, for I believe a Cornelius Francis Breen (perhaps Jr.?) nicknamed Neil. I don’t know what the year of the yearbook is but it looks too old for Neil’s claimed age…

  • @toupac3195
    @toupac3195 9 месяцев назад +89

    I knew the "Dave" with a beard was an imposter. 🤔🤨

    • @jamesnorman9160
      @jamesnorman9160 9 месяцев назад +22

      Evil twin, naturally. :p

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  9 месяцев назад +49

      He's playing both Cade and Cale.

    • @cujoedaman
      @cujoedaman 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@Kevin-Keys The one that is the most sober

    • @jamespruitt4756
      @jamespruitt4756 9 месяцев назад +4

      he didn't have a beard, he just put Lola down.

    • @couchmonkeywtf
      @couchmonkeywtf 9 месяцев назад +4

      That was a solid beard. Shame to see it go.

  • @thresholdsj
    @thresholdsj 9 месяцев назад +6

    I want Jason and all the other RUclipsrs to get together and make a Neil Breen Biopic using only a green screen and stock footage.

  • @MonkDarkfyre
    @MonkDarkfyre 9 месяцев назад +173

    This movie is a disaster. Unlike most filmmakers, Neil Breen learns nothing from each of his movies and is getting consistently worse and more incoherent with each one. Can't even imagine what monstrosity he'll unleash next. But just like a horrible car accident, I'll have to look.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  9 месяцев назад +36

      It's incredible how his last few movies have fallen off a cliff.

    • @frontiergibberish
      @frontiergibberish 9 месяцев назад +10

      @@JasonBrant It's an astonishing achievement, considering they were already at the bottom to begin with!

    • @Anynom
      @Anynom 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@JasonBrant He went off a cliff in his first film, now it's free fall.

    • @erikhawkke4861
      @erikhawkke4861 9 месяцев назад +4

      It might be because he's getting older. I'm not sure.

    • @johnglue1744
      @johnglue1744 9 месяцев назад +3

      Hey this film won 2 awards don’t bad mouth it🤌

  • @Timelord007
    @Timelord007 9 месяцев назад +5

    Congratulations on 100k well deserved, this channel has given me so much joy & laughter & long may it continue.
    What the hell is this movie? I hope you've recovered from the trauma 😂😂😂

  • @Malacus9000
    @Malacus9000 9 месяцев назад +54

    This looks like an old FMV game on a PS1/3DO/SEGA CD, Where's my Light-Gun?!

    • @MariuszMroczek-dd7ku
      @MariuszMroczek-dd7ku 9 месяцев назад +2

      Are you Captain N?

    • @carn9507
      @carn9507 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku what if N stands for Neil. :O

    • @CaptainPanick
      @CaptainPanick 9 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah I thought the same. Makes me think of the Phantasmagoria style MS-DOS games of the 90s

    • @MariuszMroczek-dd7ku
      @MariuszMroczek-dd7ku 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@carn9507 👉🤯

    • @Gamesta100
      @Gamesta100 9 месяцев назад

      Exactly my thought

  • @Psyrus88
    @Psyrus88 9 месяцев назад +6

    You made it! Congratulations on 100,000 subs!

  • @azynkron
    @azynkron 9 месяцев назад +17

    Not only is he shifting, he's shifting down. Right = up, left = down. Even the car understands that it's dealing with an entity beyond comprehension and just abides.

  • @11thArtist
    @11thArtist 9 месяцев назад +3

    First off, congrats on 100K! Should've happened a long time ago (stupid YT).
    Now, this movie... holy shit. I was laughing one second and then staring at the screen with my mouth hanging open the next. It's absolutely incomprehensible and I love it. 😂

  • @tussk.
    @tussk. 9 месяцев назад +8

    It's always a pleasure to watch a genuine mad man at work, and Neil is the daddy of them all. Nothing he does makes any sort of sense to anybody but him, and he is absolutely convinced that he is a genius. Even the Razzies won't touch him just in case he actually shows up to the ceremony.

  • @jamesrussell2051
    @jamesrussell2051 7 месяцев назад +2

    The eruption of laughing (especially Dave) at 31:48 truly made my week.

  • @SteelJaguar9672
    @SteelJaguar9672 9 месяцев назад +25

    The sad part about all of this is that he won two awards for this film; one for 'Best Fantasy Film' and the other for 'People's Choice Award' at the Hollywood Reel Independent Film Festival in 2023. Now he has vindication that he is peak Breen!

    • @standupstraight9691
      @standupstraight9691 9 месяцев назад +3

      Sad? its brilliant. All part of the Legend.

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi 7 месяцев назад +1

      If this was the film that won I'd hate to see the other contenders. 😂

    • @standupstraight9691
      @standupstraight9691 7 месяцев назад

      @@TheTruthKiwi . Im all for stoking the delusion. Its just great art.

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@standupstraight9691 Is that you Mr Breen? 😝

    • @standupstraight9691
      @standupstraight9691 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@TheTruthKiwi . I wish, Im not worthy to manage his tuna inventory

  • @tmountain1
    @tmountain1 9 месяцев назад +3

    I've only been able to watch this in five minute blocks. It's that painful. It's like if the sun was made of vicarious embarrassment and I'm staring at it without sunglasses.

  • @LeeC71
    @LeeC71 9 месяцев назад +20

    It looks like one of those 90s video games where they had real people over fake backgrounds 😂

  • @j.ritter619
    @j.ritter619 9 месяцев назад +4

    "Don't rule it out, I'm talking just as much sense as this movies making"
    Lmao! Ok, Erin. That got me. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard. 🤣

  • @dannyschaible7112
    @dannyschaible7112 9 месяцев назад +18

    "Do you know how much werewolves cost?" 😂😂

  • @eduardodiaz9942
    @eduardodiaz9942 9 месяцев назад +1

    I've been waiting for you to cover this one. This isn't a movie, this is a fever dream. How Breen can possibly believe this is good is something out of the field of filmmaking and straight into the field of psychiatry.

    • @standupstraight9691
      @standupstraight9691 9 месяцев назад

      perhaps....you dont know....what you think you know....

  • @xavieryoder4897
    @xavieryoder4897 9 месяцев назад +28

    Yessssss Dave is here to be tortured with more breenaverse

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  9 месяцев назад +13

      Had to save Breejesus for Dave.

  • @jasonjones7461
    @jasonjones7461 9 месяцев назад +2

    Perfect movie to make the jump to 100k. Congratulations to a channel that truly deserves it!

  • @MariuszMroczek-dd7ku
    @MariuszMroczek-dd7ku 9 месяцев назад +31

    Every piece of art Neil Breen puts out reminds me of Al Bundy's Sheos.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  9 месяцев назад +5

      🤣

    • @timtheskeptic1147
      @timtheskeptic1147 9 месяцев назад +1

      His stink foot or the god shoes with the built-in socks? Personally, I prefer when he rediscovered the shoe cache he sealed up during the 70s.

    • @MariuszMroczek-dd7ku
      @MariuszMroczek-dd7ku 9 месяцев назад

      @@timtheskeptic1147 The movie Sheos he made.

    • @timtheskeptic1147
      @timtheskeptic1147 9 месяцев назад

      @@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku I completely forgot about that episode. Wasn't that the same season Bud built a portal out of 2x4s in the basement and was replaced with a suave version of himself from another dimension?

    • @MariuszMroczek-dd7ku
      @MariuszMroczek-dd7ku 9 месяцев назад

      @@timtheskeptic1147 I think Sheos was in season 9. The "If you build it, he will come" episode was in season 8.

  • @bucklberryreturns
    @bucklberryreturns 9 месяцев назад +3

    Never seen such a touching homage to the pioneering techniques of the 1980's UK children's show Knightmare till this very day. Bravo Neil!

  • @MrEMann
    @MrEMann 9 месяцев назад +48

    Shot the whole movie with green screen in his garage, and stock footage. Budget $11.53

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  9 месяцев назад +9

      This was probably his most profitable movie, which is insane.

    • @standupstraight9691
      @standupstraight9691 9 месяцев назад

      @@JasonBrant . He has mentioned in the past that he has made profit on some of it.

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix 9 месяцев назад +2

      And hell, that's what Lucas tries to do. But this is all THE WORSE GREENSCREEN EVER. People are the wrong size. Clothes key out. That "winged warrior" when she's training at first, you can see the hospital behind her!!!! When the doctor is yelling at the drunk driver before the crash, everything behind her disappears except the forest!!!
      He's switched to this method but hasn't bothered to learn how to use it!!!!

    • @MrJamaigar
      @MrJamaigar Месяц назад

      "Is this a prank?"
      It's a Breen Vanity Project.
      Like each and every one of his movies.
      This one marks a new phase, where he'll be taking on a mentor role for the next generation.
      Neil is Yoda now, and these patients are his pupils. That chick, the Wing Warrior, must be his star student. 😅😂😅

    • @davisjones7137
      @davisjones7137 15 дней назад

      How much did he pay the cast?

  • @s3.14dervision
    @s3.14dervision 9 месяцев назад +3

    I love Dave's face while the patients are dancing! That perplexed look made the movie for me! 😂❤

  • @vasari9198
    @vasari9198 9 месяцев назад +10

    The peerless Rich Evans does a beautiful summary of this film.

  • @AjaXxXDenia
    @AjaXxXDenia 9 месяцев назад +2

    Nothing better than Jason and Dave completely dumbfounded watching in awe and Erin just vibing and dancing

  • @sampaddie617
    @sampaddie617 9 месяцев назад +9

    "That's a lot of nuts" I see your Kung Pow Enter The Fist reference 😂

  • @jasyr22
    @jasyr22 9 месяцев назад

    So much fun watching your reactions and laughing along.
    In the credits it should also be mentioned that no locations were harmed during the making of this movie.
    I just love your channel.

  • @TheTaelus
    @TheTaelus 9 месяцев назад +14

    Breen has entered his “Lucas” phase of
    Film making

    • @orene3241
      @orene3241 9 месяцев назад +1

      When can I get my special edition of Fateful Findings?

  • @Freely_Accepted
    @Freely_Accepted 9 месяцев назад +1

    Breen and Seagal need to get together and make the ultimate so bad it’s BAD movie.
    A mix of old guys breaking bones with slaps, smacks, and uppercuts.

  • @robertgrantz6639
    @robertgrantz6639 9 месяцев назад +4

    I was making the same "hyuck" noise in my head at 24:30 - thank you for verbalizing it Jason!

  • @911shan
    @911shan 9 месяцев назад +2

    Congrats on 100k subscribers Jason!

  • @vasco2377
    @vasco2377 9 месяцев назад +16

    LFG new Neil Breen movie!! He does love that clip art/stock footage lately. #peerless

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  9 месяцев назад +11

      It's out of control.

  • @PaulSchlock
    @PaulSchlock 3 месяца назад +1

    I can't wait for his next movie to be filled with ai art and videos. Seems like a natural progression.

  • @Anynom
    @Anynom 9 месяцев назад +31

    Only Neil Breen can justify a 44 minute episode.

  • @aaccount24
    @aaccount24 9 месяцев назад +1

    Erin's enthusiasm for the dance sequence absolutely made my day.
    Edit: Just noticed the odometer clicked over at some point. Congrats on 100k!

  • @akuma6446
    @akuma6446 9 месяцев назад +11

    How I have waited for this movie! Never disappoints!

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  9 месяцев назад +11

      Hope you get some laughs!

    • @standupstraight9691
      @standupstraight9691 9 месяцев назад +1

      Its the Breen we never knew we needed. Its the Benjamin Button of movie making.

  • @idrasis5031
    @idrasis5031 8 месяцев назад +1

    I love that Brant made the joke about Shutterstock and the end of the credits just has a giant one for Shutterstock.

  • @villematiashaukia9633
    @villematiashaukia9633 9 месяцев назад +56

    I wouldn't be surprised if all people involved are part of his cult. Are they still alive? Watching this and hoping that 99.9 turns to 100 000!

    • @vasari9198
      @vasari9198 9 месяцев назад +9

      Breen always pays his actors. “Actors.” He’s a real director. “Director.”

    • @MrJamaigar
      @MrJamaigar 4 месяца назад +1

      That girl ,the Wing Warrior, must be Neil's own hand-picked successor.
      The Breen Legacy will be safe in her hands. 🕊😇

  • @flandango1985
    @flandango1985 9 месяцев назад +1

    Came back to watch again and say congratulations on the 100K!!!!!

  • @Clockworkorangecassidy
    @Clockworkorangecassidy 9 месяцев назад +30

    Tommy Un-wise-au

  • @Alexalicious
    @Alexalicious 9 месяцев назад +1

    Your final summary of this nightmare had me laughing so hard XD

  • @rickwong9049
    @rickwong9049 9 месяцев назад +8

    This is peak Breenius. No wonder it won 2 awards at Hollywood Indie festival.

    • @standupstraight9691
      @standupstraight9691 9 месяцев назад +3

      I would happily vote for him, just to f**k with the system.

  • @goodpplz123
    @goodpplz123 9 месяцев назад +1

    Congrats on 100k subscribers. Thanks for all the laughs!

  • @MikeOxiner42
    @MikeOxiner42 9 месяцев назад +3

    The crazy dance scene was Neil's version of the Nurses dancing during Covid.

  • @TheTacoBandit
    @TheTacoBandit 9 месяцев назад +2

    *Me pretty drunk on a Thursday night*
    "Hell yeah we got a Neil Breen!!*

  • @rcameron777
    @rcameron777 9 месяцев назад +3

    Breen waves his hand like a jedi: "This isn't the stock footage you're looking for."

    • @standupstraight9691
      @standupstraight9691 9 месяцев назад +2

      I doubt that Breen has ever knocked back any stock footage. It can ALL be shoehorned in somehow.

    • @davidtatum8682
      @davidtatum8682 9 месяцев назад

      I don't think enough people appreciated this joke.

  • @Soggy_Cake
    @Soggy_Cake 9 месяцев назад +1

    His genius is simply beyond human understanding 🙏 also congrats on 100k subs

  • @emberparadox458
    @emberparadox458 9 месяцев назад +5

    FYI from what I've heard he did indeed pay an animator for the tiger scene, and she had to talk him out of doing some seriously wacky shit with the tiger like making it black or something.

    • @BGNOLA
      @BGNOLA 9 месяцев назад

      Damn! Don't question Breen's vision!

    • @standupstraight9691
      @standupstraight9691 9 месяцев назад

      The true artist always has to contend with those of no vision. Its part of the artists suffering for their art.

  • @hjorhrafn
    @hjorhrafn 9 месяцев назад

    This might be your best episode yet. The absolute mix of emotions during the dance scene was just *chef's kiss*

  • @mynamejosh5536
    @mynamejosh5536 9 месяцев назад +1

    I know to expect chaos with Breezus, but this is on another level. What in the absolute green screen is happening?

  • @warrengee2048
    @warrengee2048 9 месяцев назад +19

    Wanted to be the 1st to say, "Congrats on 100k subs"!!! Lol

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  9 месяцев назад +11

      Thanks! Should get there today.

  • @DaMindcraft
    @DaMindcraft 9 месяцев назад +1

    100k Subs! So happy to see and well deserved

  • @Derek-tk4wf
    @Derek-tk4wf 9 месяцев назад +17

    Neil strikes me as a Scientologist. With the themes of his films and his weird behavior.

    • @BGNOLA
      @BGNOLA 9 месяцев назад +3

      Breen is JR "Bob" Dobbs: he'll give you eternal salvation, or triple your money back!

    • @eeyorehaferbock7870
      @eeyorehaferbock7870 9 месяцев назад +7

      Considering that actual Scientologists usually seem to make their affiliation known, I think it’s safe to assume that he’s not an actual Scientologist so much as just another one of those generic hippie types you see scattered throughout the southwest. You know, the kind of people you usually see doing peyote or ayahuasca trips in the desert or performing “energy healing” massages at weird little spas on the edge of a small city somewhere.

    • @crissayago6070
      @crissayago6070 9 месяцев назад

      @@eeyorehaferbock7870
      This^^^

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi 7 месяцев назад

      He's definitely got some sort of cult going on, that's for sure. 😂

    • @MrJamaigar
      @MrJamaigar Месяц назад

      What for? Neil's work has built up its own cult following already. That's something he'd settle for.😅

  • @DennisWesley-sw6bp
    @DennisWesley-sw6bp 8 месяцев назад

    catching up on episodes and oh how I have missed you. Erin doing the dance routine while the boys sit there in stunned silence was amazing

  • @craigstrickland1572
    @craigstrickland1572 9 месяцев назад +38

    Off-cam Pam ripping ass, classic!

  • @gzz8551
    @gzz8551 9 месяцев назад +1

    I cannot believe he did this movie!
    I CANNOT believe he did this!
    How could he have done this!?
    I can’t get you out of this one Jason. Goodbye my friend.

  • @CaptainPanick
    @CaptainPanick 9 месяцев назад +21

    99.9K subs, sooooo close!

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  9 месяцев назад +14

      Should hit 100k tonight!

    • @CaptainPanick
      @CaptainPanick 9 месяцев назад

      @@JasonBrant Yeah I think so. It's about time man :)

    • @Mazzurka
      @Mazzurka 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@JasonBrantSubbed earlier! Great stuff ya'll

    • @xxRAINA1xx
      @xxRAINA1xx 9 месяцев назад

      @@JasonBrant seeing your channel grow the last few years has been so exciting. Congratulations on 100k!!!

    • @obesoivan
      @obesoivan 9 месяцев назад

      100k 🤘🏼🤘🏼

  • @Mjdeben
    @Mjdeben 9 месяцев назад +2

    100,000 years of human evolution and we witnessed Cade: the tortured crossing

  • @grendelum
    @grendelum 9 месяцев назад +5

    24:29 the line deliveries are gold

  • @nobbynoris
    @nobbynoris 9 месяцев назад +2

    Many years ago here in Blighty we had a kids' TV show called Knightmare. It was a kids' game show based on the Dungeons & Dragons concept. All the sets and the NRP characters and the monsters were rendered in ropey 1980s-quality special effects. I only mention it here because the quality of the green-screening in this film reminds me of it.

  • @DamienBlade
    @DamienBlade 2 месяца назад +3

    He's not leaning into it... he's Breening into it.

  • @evilsmurf2k8
    @evilsmurf2k8 9 месяцев назад +1

    I love how Neil can hear the doppler effect while he is driving his Ferrari 😆

  • @vasari9198
    @vasari9198 9 месяцев назад +45

    He is totally unaware. There are interviews that show how delusional he is.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  9 месяцев назад +26

      After watching this, I'm starting to wonder. Or he's a total madman.

    • @briancoulombe4517
      @briancoulombe4517 9 месяцев назад +10

      Maybe it’s best he stays that way. Neil gaining awareness NOW would only end in tragedy.

    • @vasari9198
      @vasari9198 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@JasonBrantHe’s getting too frail to make films with even the smallest effort.

    • @vasari9198
      @vasari9198 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@briancoulombe4517He is a precious unicorn.

    • @Stephen-rb7mp
      @Stephen-rb7mp 9 месяцев назад

      Yes! Lol in one of the interviews he was talking about all the awards the film has won, then started naming countries 😂

  • @BigBear--
    @BigBear-- 9 месяцев назад +2

    Neil Breen saw/heard Disney invested millions into developing "The Volume" filming tech, and thought I can build that for $0.67 in my garage. This movie is the result...

  • @adepja
    @adepja 5 месяцев назад +3

    I can't believe I live in the same state as Breen

  • @afjkidd5
    @afjkidd5 9 месяцев назад

    Congrats on 100K! This channel has brought me so much joy.

  • @aggrocd1985
    @aggrocd1985 5 месяцев назад +3

    Plot twist: The hot actress spent her movie money at the 711.

  • @DaveG45-47
    @DaveG45-47 9 месяцев назад

    Congratulations on 100K subscribers Jason and Erin. I found and subbed to your channel around 50K. Cheers to you both!

  • @thebombcat
    @thebombcat 9 месяцев назад +5

    It's like the worst thing and the best thing at the same time...like a Sega CD game from 1996.

  • @Awwscrewit
    @Awwscrewit 9 месяцев назад +1

    Every Neil Breen film is a horror movie. I've never felt more cosmic, existential dread than watching his latest masterpiece.

  • @vincenta1074
    @vincenta1074 9 месяцев назад +1

    Congrats on 100k! SBIG is AWESOME. Oh Neil Breen is insane.

  • @K_Sol
    @K_Sol 9 месяцев назад +8

    NEIL TIME!!!!!!

  • @Prookles
    @Prookles 9 месяцев назад

    Congratulations on 100k. I love watching your videos. From the Smallest Weng Wengs to the tallest Sifu Segals. Always a great afternoon watch

  • @MrEMann
    @MrEMann 9 месяцев назад +5

    People are fast to get here! Damn bro...

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  9 месяцев назад +8

      Breejesus brings 'em in.