This guy thinks he's Captain America. And it's awesome | So Bad It's Good
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When Roger Corman wants to ripoff James Bond, he brings in the rough-looking Steve Railsback. This is one of the dumbest movies ever, with hilarious effects, scenes designed to get the lead actress topless, and Railsback delivering a truly bizarre performance.
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I've been sleeping on the genius that is Steve Railsback. Need to find more of his stuff.
Barb wire..
He starred in a PM Entertainment film called Private Wars that was released in 1993..
Private Wars features James Lew, Vince Murdocco (blonde hero from L.A. Wars) and Lelagi Togisala (bad guy with the braid and sais from L.A. Wars as well.. and Firepower).
Hope you guys get to watch that.
I think he played Charles Manson in Helter Skelter?
Confirmed. He was also in the best movie ever made, The Stunt Man.
And C*ckfighter (actual film)
"The Momentum of her chesticles" needs to be on and shirt now!!!!! Thanks Erin
Haha, she nailed that one.
For sure 😂
I almost got a black eye from a swinging breast before, was wild.
@@Rubbernecker316z Classic!
Looks like Michael Knight installed the Turbo Boobst in his private ride from Knight Rider 2000.
I just realized that Steve Railsback plays one of my favorite characters on The X-Files Duane Barry. The whole Scully being abducted arc. He had 92 acting credits and is still acting. He does an excellent job on that series.
Watching X-Files with no lights on!!!!!!!!!!!!!
was coming here to comment on that too - he was AMAZING as Duane Berry!
Thank you. His face was familiar
Beat me by twelve days.
THAT'S HIM?! Holy fuck, I had no clue! So, he actually can act.
Fun fact: Railsback was 53 years old when he made this. He looks his age in every shot 😂
Railsback was Duane Barry in X-Files, thought I recognised him
Shoot lol, I knew it
Are you calling Duane Barry a liar?!
They drilled holes in my teeth!
Steve Railsback is basically Tommy Lee Jones from Wish. He has been in a TON of films, some of them decent. And fun fact: he portrayed Ed Gein, the notorious serial killer. And I'm almost positive that his buddy the traitor is the mayhem guy. And was also the right-hand man in the first John Wick. Great vid guys and stay gold!
My dad calls him Tommy Lee Jones too.
Steve definitely wrote his bio on IMDB. It's hilarious.
12:39 Other soldiers in the second jeep, "What are you doing? We can still chase them." The driver "I'm not leaving my wingman."
😂👏
"Did anybody read the script?"
I'd be surprised if anybody wrote the script.
With enough cocaine, anything is possible…
@@kingleech16Columbian BAM-BAM is responsible for some of the absolute best films we have ever watched
@@mikeg7411 While probably true, it is quite depressing. And to be absolutely fair, illicit drugs are also at least partially responsible for some of the worst films and musical live shows I’ve ever witnessed.
You make a fair point. They might have been winging this one.
This is like a beautiful blend of Gymkata and Order of the Black Eagle, the stuff of joy
"Just like Goldeneye"
"Do you remember that film?"
Well, she was Onatopp :D
Here's an acronym for an agency they could have used on this movie:
Central Union for National Terrestrial Security
Steve Railsback played a very good Charles Manson in 1976 Helter Skeltor movie.
Haven't seen it.
Oh I forgot that! Yes he was great in that!
He also was on the show in a movie besides Lifeforce. He was the col in Barb wire.
Stunning resume 🤣
@uptown710 Also the truck driver in the John Candy movie Armed and Dangerous
@JasonBrant It's pretty good. Based on the book written by the prosecutor in the case Vincent Bugliosi.
Steve Railsback sounds like the name of the hero character in a shitty action movie.
"This is your super soldier? Looks like a goddamn fentanyl zombie"
That's solid gold right there.
You are correct about the main character being the star in Lifeforce, looks like he's playing the EXACT same plank of wood in this movie also.
Does that make him a knot hole?
Yeah, in LIfeforce he's about an 8 on the Ginty Scale in that (with 10 being full-on Ginty).
Edit: Here, he might be a 6. At least he smiles, something Ginty was not known to ever do.
A plank of wood is such a great way to describe him in this.
Steve Railsback was also in a movie called STUNTMAN with Peter O'toole. Another SBIG.
"The Stunt Man" was nominated for three Academy Awards - Best Adapted Screenplay, Best Actor for O'Toole and Best Director. I don't really think SBIG applies here.
I love how Steve Railsback's IMdB bio starts with this sentence: "Noted for his dangerous, chameleon-like portrayals while possessing the scariest-looking pair of eyes in the business, leathery-looking Steve Railsback has mesmerized us over the years with a number of weird, often warped roles both on film and television." Your movie's hero, ladies and gentlemen!
Steve Railsback making it possible for us to also look superhuman. His witty comebacks is really selling it along with the range of his facial expressions. 👌
1:18 "If I'm forced to be in this crappy movie I'm going to at least get my face on camera."
So I had to look this up - 2:21 - He says Termination Man ran 10 miles in 30 minutes. Just for reference the world record for a 10 mile run (on a road) is 44 minutes and 4 seconds. Held by Bernard Koech of Kenya set in 2022. Of the top 25 world record holders for a ten mile run, 22 WR's were set by Kenyans, 1 from Ethiopia, 1 from the GB and 1 from Uganda. In 1997 when this movie came out the world record was held by Paul Koech of Kenya with a time of 44 minutes and 27 seconds.
So yeah, hes basically Captain America lol
Top Heavy/Bewbs was Athena Massey. She did roles similar to Maria Ford and Shannon Tweed during the softcore era (90's). Although, she wasn't as prolific or "hardcore".
Railsback looks like discount Tommy Lee Jones
Steve Railsback was in the 1976 TV version of "Helter Skelter".
Jason: Control yourself
Brian: that’s like real wood
Jason: is there any doilies anywhere?
Erin: hehehehehehahah
Me: 🤣
The main character also appeared in the Clint Eastwood film "In the Line of Fire" where he played a CIA agent called "Coppinger". That's where I know him from.
Absolutely wild that his face instantly clicked for me and it was that film.
Yes! Small role but as I recall he introduced Malcovich as the ex-CIA assassin. Did a good job.
Fun fact, I actually met Athena Massey at a con one time. She had said that the stuntmen in this movie were built different. The one that punched through the windshield was able to hold on multiple times, or so I Think I was told.
“Because he’s STEVE’S RAILING-BECKY!”
I thought she was taking a sh*t
Best Railsback picks are Turkey Shoot, Nukie, and Disturbing Behavior. Also has a good cameo in Devil's Rejects.
7:36 - They pulled the same thing with that RPG-7 that was done in Red Scorpion.
This guy played a recurring X Files character named Duane Barry.
I remember Steve Railsback in Tobe Hooper's Lifeforce, a very underrated movie.
And i can't wait for you to review Albert Pyun's Captain America with Matt Salinger in title role. It's a glorious mess to be seen!
I loved Lifeforce growing up. I still think it's a great story.
@@endless3cho Totally agree with you. The script is loosely based on Colin Wilson's novel The Space Vampires, can't say that it's a masterpiece of science fiction, but I liked it and that's what matters for me.
Of course, I can't miss Mathilda May's presence in this movie, she was just out of this world.
@@Ildar_Bulatov oh yeah! As a teenager and young adult, I was just fascinated with her. I think almost every man who watched that movie could agree with that.
I’m stunned the super spy didn’t figure out he was a traitor but then again there was a lot of insanity in this one, good SBIG.
2:17
I was waiting for one of you to say "Oh, We Don't Run".
He looked like he was doing the Charleston.
I feel like Erin is getting fed up with these movies. I know I would be.
This was Roger Corman's "I dont give a shit anymore" phase of movie production.
Steve Railsback also played Charles Manson in Helter Skelter. Should check it out.
It's 1 am here in Oz and I'm looking forward to this one 🍿
Hope you dig it!
@@JasonBrant thanks mate 👍
The enhancement has side effects. His body can dissolve bullets, but he now always looks like your grandpa who lost his keys.
Camouflage, I guess?
@@markiangooley Ah, so it's a feature, not a bug? Haha. You're officially a better writer than whoever made this movie.
@@markiangooley Oh I just thought of another one. Maybe that dad belly is to store energy so he can run a 3 minute mile. Maybe it's not even food. Just dissolved bullets he uses as fuel. Maybe bullets give him power.
It's from the melted lead in his system aging him.
It's rather nice to see RAF 2203 Latvia as a co star in this masterpiece. And that jumping Moskvitch!!! Five star rating from me.
20:55 if you haven’t read it already, the _larry niven_ essay *_”man of steel, woman of kleenex”_* outlines those very problems
"This is extended."
Yes Jason...it is.
I was halfway thru before I realized why I kept randomly hearing "poop hole" and what it was from 😂
Not the worst Sifu has been called.
He needs to blend in with the general population. Genius! I wouldn’t even recognize him at a Dairy Queen!😂
I only know Railsback from LifeForce. I
NEVER get tired of that movie. Isn’t it a Cannon film too?
Now that I seem he looks like he’s STILL recovering from being drained by that vampire… damn
The thing that bugged me the most (ok not the most but still) was that I was sure there was going to be some payoff about the whole near-superhuman speed thing of his like it was some sort of intricately placed Chekov's Gun.
Steve Railsback's most iconic film after Helter Skelter is The Stunt Man from 1980, where he gives a legitimately awesome performance, in a film that is kinda sorta almost a classic. I mean, I like his work in Lifeforce, too, but The Stunt Man is his best work, so far as I've seen.
Was looking the cast up and fun fact, Ms Chesticle Momentum debuted as a murder victim in a sensei Segal movie
Steve Railsback has been a ton of films. I remember him mostly for Lifeforce and he portrayed Charlie Manson in Helter Skelter. He did a fantastic Charlie. Really creepy.
32:45 .... the fight on the lift and big mission to find a mole ... this is Where Eagles Dare with Eastwood and Burton. Which was actually a great movie.
An RPG-7 tube treated like it shoots missiles right at the start? Aw yeah, we're in for some 80s movie understanding of firearms here.
Roger Corman to Wardrobe: Get me Members Only on the phone right now. Wardrobe: Right away, Chief!
Roger Corman is still alive at 98?!
Legends never die.
Next time the RLM guys have a Corman movie on Best of the Worst, I’ll fear for Corman’s life!
What have we done! 🪦
31:38 Somebody stop him! He's gradually getting away!
5:28 the horse laugh 😂😂😂
As someone named Steve, your "he looks like a Steve" made me chuckle. 😊
I love Steve Railsback. Hes a cornucopia of cheese, and soft-core xxx. His Ed Gein was AMAZING. I enjoyed Lifeforce, but thanks to the constant full-frontal, i couldn't follow the story till after puberty.
It'd be more believable if they claimed that Railsback got his abilities via vampirism, because he looks like a corpse.
This dude's running Usain Bolt speed for 30 minutes straight?
Allow me to point out one massive missed opportunity:
The Mentos. Why in the hell didn't 'the hero' have a can of Diet Coke on hand, then toss a Mentos or two into the soda? Y'all know what happens when you combine the two. It would've made a better distraction than the smoke buttons!
The only chemical-reaction trick I like better is tossing sodium metal into water...but you really wanna be careful doing it. One of those "don't try this at home" tricks.😮😅
I love the use of the "poophole" dub lol
I know Railsback from "The Stunt Man, Lifeforce" and "Helter Skelter" as Charles Manson. He has been a Low B actor most of his career. I have to go back and re-watch "The Stunt Man" (has Peter O'Toole and Barbara Hershey in it too).
I feel like 'enhanced' has taken on a whole new meaning lol
This is the movie you make the first time you take shrooms.
If you see Tara Reid in any movie, a casting director got his duck sicked. It's like "Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings" pretty much the same thing.
Our hero was the main bad guy in ‘Barb Wire’.
I read his name as Steve Ballsack at first. Nice Firefly t-shirt BTW.
Almost James Bond?!? This isn't even almost-Remo-Williams
Dude Steve Railsback was Charles Manson in Helter⚡Skelter .
Once you see that movie you'll only see Steve as Charlie Manson
So the character Railsback plays is called Dylan Pope. Wish they’d gone for a joke as in The Last Action Hero with an old gangster named Antonio Vivaldi: instead of Dylan, he could have been Alexander Pope.
Stumbled on your channel. It's fun as $hit to watch! Keep up the funny work.
Steve Railsback played Charles Manson in the movie Helter Skelter
OMG it's Duane Barry!!!!
From some key X-Files episodes. Wow!
The cable car made me thing Hoodwinked.
he obviously lied about running 10 miles in 30 minutes with that dad bod. lol
You guys should definitely hunt down a British horror called Beyond Bedlam/Nighscare. It stars Craig Fairbrass and Elizabeth Hurley. Loved it back in the day. Has a real surreal dreamy vibe to it with some cracking one liners. It’s quite hard to find now but it’s a proper forgotten gem tho. You may have to stream it from RUclips or something. It’s definitely a so bad it’s good tho. Look it up 👍
I really want to know where this was filmed. I'm wondering if it was at some abandoned amusement park where somebody built a few weird theme buildings and there was a closet full of costumes for the park employees. That stupid 'aerial' tramway - like seven feet off the ground - was the giveaway. You don't want a child falling far enough to hurt themself.
5:20 This Chris salutes your salute to all the Chris’
Steve has to be the ghost writer for this.
Steve Railsback has made over 50 movies, apparently...
Director also directed Corman ripoff of Alien, Dead Space.
I miss movies where the characters wore costumes just because. No real reason. Corman just had them from one of the 33 movies he was producing that week. Why not?
The Railsback aka Fred Gallo will always be a legend for being in Lifeforce. In a Corman film... I'm so down. And lol does feel like a Railsback vanity project. Very Appreciated.
This film couldn't afford real curtains. They had to be drawn on the walls!!!
Steve Railsback is also known for playing Charles Manson in the Helter Skelter miniseries as well as a phenomenal guest spot on The X-Files as Duane Barry.
This is the exact type of movie that I subscribed to this channel for 🤣
There was no round in the RPG in the beginning.
0:42 are they shooting RPG-7 without...... Rocket Propelled Grande?
I've personally seen guys run 3 miles within 16 minutes while I was in the Marines. You have to seriously be moving out the entire time, though.
Steve "Looks Like Hell" Railsback
..hehehe, The "Center for Understanding New Threats ". Steve Railsback - He played Charles Manson in "Helter Skelter". He also played the title character in the movie "Ed Gein" . He played "Duane Barry" in that episode of "The X- Files", and was in the pilot episode of "Supernatural". He was also in "Nukie" (And "Deadly Intent") You guys ought to do a separate series just on his movies.
You should watch the actual _Captain America_ - starring Reb Brown!
Throws one button, blocks out the sun, causes national 2 day nuclear winter.
Railsback was the baddie in Barb Wire, too.
Another movie suggestion for you guys is Raw Justice. The director is david a. prior and it has pamela anderson and it is free to watch here on youtube
Mentos and Finlandia Cranberry vodka is all you need :D
His shirt buttons actually contain a small black hole, that's how they manage to compress 500 regular smoke bombs into a button.
Railsback was also in Barb Wire...so...i think that still kinda meets his cryteria?
It looks like they went to Serbia (short after the Balcan war) and said, "hey we want to make a Big American Movie, and want to film it in all the cool places you have" and the serbs said "wow there never was a Big American Movie here, it's so cool, of course you can film everywhere you want and we even give you costumes for free. They are historical period costumes, but who cares"
(I think it because few years earlier the B-movie makers did the same in my country too. It was very cheap, and after the communist era the people here wanted to be the part of the West (and West meant mainly the USA) really hard. You could sell anything if you said it's american)
I believe Steve Railsback was in BarbWire but I may be wrong .
Dude has every woman who attends monster truck events by themselves astounded